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bringthekaos · 7 months ago
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> be me, 24 straight male, total nerd
>My whole life I've been studying the arcane, trying to find a way for normal humans to use it
>Yes I truly believe it's possible shut up
>I've been been stuck for months
>Some random burglars wreck in my apartment and blow it up
>Police arrives, discovers illegal research
>Ohfuckiminjailnow
>The council gets involved
>Trial goes to shit, I get expelled from the Academy (yes, that Piltover Academy), called Insane by MY OWN MOM, and publicly humiliated, my patreons drop me off
> itsover.jpg
>I tried to end it all but at the last second the most gorgeous man I've ever seen interrupts me
>Theory works on paper
>"Anon I'm gonna help you, have you tried a higher frequency to stabilize the crystals?"
> surprisedpikachuface.jpg
>Gorgeous man helps me break in the Academy and risks it all to prove it
>It actually works. We are getting like 3 millions in founding and our own lab by the next month
I think I'm in love but it could be because he saved my life and help me finish the research, any advice? I'm not gay btw
My professional advice? What’s a little prostate massage between friends? A couple of erotic kisses? Casual (totally hetero) groping? Spending every waking moment together, talking and learning and growing alongside one another? Constantly reaching for him? Being willing to throw away your legacy and betray your mentor to save him?
Yeah that sounds pretty straight, I don’t know what to tell you. Have you tried the aforementioned prostate massage?
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