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me: gets screwed over by yet another immature man
also me: cries a bit and then emails my tattoo artist to get started on the half sleeve I’ve been wanting for a long while
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guys we have to take peaky blinders from the straight cis men i’m not even fucking around. i have like five more weeks of school left but after that i’m about to go strong with this agenda bc tommy shelby can’t be understood by them they way he needs to be understood. he’s trapped! they’re thinking his toxic masculinity is a good thing! they watched him try to kill himself sixty times between the years 1924 to 1934 and they thought ‘we need more men like that.’ they don’t know anything about his white horse and the purity of childhood he’s been chasing his entire adult life. they don’t understand the injustice of it all. it doesn’t make them sick to their stomachs!!!
#misc.#it might actually but not nearly enough for my comfort#i think peaky blinders is very brilliant in the way it handles the masculinity of that time#in the way they depict it as a fucking miserable and inescapable existence that does nothing but creates more misery#the fact that there’s multiple generations of shelby men who were born and breed and taught violence and anger#and all they ever do is suffer at their own hands#i think all the fucking time about arthur shelby and that scene where he beats that one man who is helping his wife#and how lady grinning soul plays in the background and how later he tells tommy#he’s a good man but his hands are the hands of the devil#and it’s so fucking pathetic and sad. and these cis men don’t understand the depth of it#they don’t get that these reticent cool men they take to be the apex of masculinity#have spent so much of their life wishing they weren’t the way they were#and everyone suffers. everyone. the poison of patriarchy is the most potent
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weeks late to this but interesting to me that for the bridgerton promos everyone is in evening wear but penelope
#does this matter? no#just thinking#when are we going to get an hd version of that one polin subway ad im losing my mind#bridgerton#polin#penelope featherington#also going to be honest the men might be in day outfits I didn’t look close enough to check#but eloise is in a ball gown and so is kate and fran#and so is violet lady danbury the queen etc#I don’t remember for portia I think she’s wearing a day dress actually?
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saw tags on @lottieurl ‘s post and now I find myself also asking the question what does saira think about gay marriage. she hates straight marriage because of its patriarchal origins and family trauma ofc… does it extend to gay marriage? is she talking about the Islamic concept of marriage or the social/economic model of marriage? does she distinguish between the two? does she know that there are imams who do gay marriages? does she know she wants to get gay married? to amin-
#many many thoughts#plsssssss I need to know what do you all think#in my very very humble opinion I think she is primarily talking about social/economic marriage AND the practice of Islamic marriage when it#abused and manipulated by men#i don’t know if she distinguishes between the ideal Islamic model of marriage and how it is actually practiced by human beings but I do so t#that’s my bias talking#tbh some ppl r surprised to learn that there are imams who do gay marriages so i don’t know if she knows#Possivly is it one of those situations where what she abhors from a man she would love from a woman? maybe#tbh I think she is aware of her queerness but has not accepted it specifically because of the internalized homophobia you sometimes get when#there’s already so many other things quote unquote wrong with you. or so many ways you have already failed in the eyes of society#that it is simply too overwhelming to think about exploring that part of yourself In Real Life Permanently#I’m also fully projecting bc that’s how I was with my transess I was like well this is hard so I will pretend it is not true.#saira sherwani#we are lady parts#walp
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I have no idea how Sjm will be handling the Lucien and Eris high lordship situations but I do have the idea that she’ll probably upset me.
#let my men rule in peace!#lucien vanserra#eris vanserra#sjm critical#i just know the og plan had lucien and nesta as high lord and lady of autumn#that would’ve been so much cleaner than this#tho i am glad for eris’s existence don’t get me wrong#but now i gotta be worried for everyone#also they ARE both high lords and will be be ascending in no time#i truly believe this
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Look at the private investigators I hired, this case is not getting solved 💀💀💀
#I’m so sorry for this one#objectively bad post#film noir au has me in lock and key#sorry for using default durge as the image and not Kane#bg3#shadowheart x durge#I have no finished art of Kane nor have I been able to make him in bg3 properly#because I don’t know how to mod and the built in mod system doesn’t have slit eyes#nor does it have decent men’s heads#it does have a yuan ti one#but it only gives you their traits#so he keeps the half elf look he’s had since inception#she’s initially meant to serve as the femme fatale type#then switches to helping Kane after they run into Orin#she’s like ‘sorry my lady of darkness can’t have you meddling in her business’ while pointing a gun at Kane’s head#and Kane walks up behind her putting his revolver to the back of her neck and goes very calmly ‘looks like we caught our perp’#and then Orin snaps her neck to go back to looking normal#amazing couple I love them#her house gets set on fire by the githyanki for the artefact#so she shows up to Kane’s house (she stalked him back to his house earlier on)#bangs on the door because well Kane sucks but he is trustworthy and knows she’s a werewolf#Kane doesn’t open it so she’s like#‘LISTEN HERE. I know damn well you aren’t human. and you’ve got some odd skeletons in the closet’#so Kane goes ‘oh okay ^u^ come on in’
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hey gamers! if you don’t know me by name, just consider me the lesbian parvill artist. im here to say that you should vote for Bangarry against Hatsome so they can move on to face Parvill. my offer is that i’ll post the full image of this drawing if Bangarry ends up beating Parvill. i was planning to post it further on in the future… but with your vote for Bangarry, you could get it SOONER! god knows with how bad my attention span is, you could never get it! war isn’t easy, and i am a certified Hatsome and Parvill soldier, but sacrifices must be made to achieve world (bangarry) domination. so vote to move Bangarry onto the true battle against Parvill where your vote will be most valued…. and yeah, you’ll get girlfriends. i’ll also throw in a doodle or two of them as extra compensation.
@yogscastshipbracket
#myke speaks#yogscast#parvill#fem!parv#miss strife#sun & alex#so sorry it had to come to this fellow Hatsome and parvill enjoyers#but sometimes even I can be influenced by the wiles of bangarry#they’re everything to me#while parvill is literally a part of my heart and lungs at this point#they’re kinda like old men who I gotta out to bed#bangarry is the fresh fruit I need to uplift#gotta keep parvill safe in their little bed and rocking chairs so they don’t pull a muscle y’know#but honestly if u think shep’s propaganda of normal parvill kissing isn’t good enough maybe I can offer you the ladies#hitting you with my super powerful lesbian beams#also did y’all like my yoglabs reference I can’t ever get it out of my head and it’s been like 5 years
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so uh. that 2.2 Special Program, huh
#hsr#honkai star rail#hsr 2.2#hsr spoilers#hsr leaks#the body of this post reads as far less enthusiastic than i really am#i just don’t know how to casually return from my latest 2 week hiatus only to gush abt a game i’ve hardly blogged abt before#but i’m not making a whole ass sideblog for it like i did for Genshin. nah y’all r gonna bear witness to my fixation with this one#so anyways don’t mind me. vibrating into another dimension with anticipation for the next 11 days#it’s insane man. a year ago i Never ever woulda thought i’d be so invested in this game. and it took Months for the game to really grab me#but i’m v glad i kept coming back even when i was struggling to really get into it. like i just had this feeling that if i stuck around and#gave the game a chance to really like. come into its stride. i just always felt like there was Something there and i just hadn’t found it#and holy shit i finally found it in Penacony. the devs really truly outdid themselves with this region and these characters and this story#not to discount everything that’s happened prior. like i was genuinely Liking it all before now but i wasn’t Loving it y’know#but that may be more a ‘me having to fight tooth n’ nail to force myself to consume new media’ thing than it is a matter of the actual game#anyways i came here to talk abt the program! bc since i’m not filming my HSR stuff i’m gonna be insufferable abt it on Tumblr instead ! :)#and i’m probably not filming any more Genshin stuff. or anything else at all for that matter but let’s not talk abt that dead dream#pun not intended lmao. Anyways let’s return to the subject at hand while there’s still room left in these tags shall we#i’m so fucking glad they had Aventurine on this program man. especially since he’s leaked to only have 18 lines in 2.2… it was nice to see-#-him here at least 🥹 i’ll take what i can get. his unenthusiastic little bird noises at the beginning.. him being reluctant to come out..#the way one of the first things to come out of his mouth was ‘y’know DR RATIO once told me…’ like boy we get it ur in love with him 🙄 (/J!)#i love how they can’t go on these programs w/o talking abt each other it’s adorable. AND THE WAY HE WAS THE ONE TO EXPLAIN BOOTHILL’S KIT!?#they can’t just fuel my crackship like this… god and his whole ‘muddle-fudger.. son-of-a-nice-lady?’ thing had me wheezing#Aven mocking Boothill’s inability to curse was not on my special program bingo card but fuck i’m here for it#and Robin being all curious abt him was so cute.. ‘who /is/ he? … does he order milk at the bar?’ i’m crying she’s so sweet#also the trailer was fucking insane. which feels redundant as hell bc all of HoYo’s version trailers go hard but like. still. wow.#that millisecond long shot of Boothill surveying the skyline is so fucking good. also what the fuck is Jing Yuan doing here!!#not complaining at all tho. we’ve got JY & DH(IL?). Argenti(?). Boothill. Sunday. Aven. all my men r here and i am eating so fucking good#Seven.txt#viddy game stuff
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imagine going through life thinking women should behave the same way they do in porn. a sexual entertainment medium made with your own sexual gratification in mind. imagine being grown and so out of touch with reality that you think what you see on your screen can and should emulate the actual world around you.
[found under an ai image of a woman]
so far that ai-generated women tuned so specifically to your fancy should be what you see for free at the bloody metro station. your own greed and desire when it comes to others bodies is so normalized by the porn you consume that you can’t consider a reality where your sexual gratification does not matter. where no one is performing for you.
the scrubs example made me literally laugh out loud. you expect a woman in healthcare after working a gruelling shift who is just trying to get home safe is going to change into something off the hookup hotshot rack? young women should be uncomfortable for your gratification? what about yourself why aren’t you wearing the costume design from magic mike?
#*adds to blocklist* and now so can you <3#i love these wolf url guys they always have the absolute worst takes known to man like i know why your pack abandoned you#evidence of life#oleta being /silly and crude cw ->#////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////#also to the sexy gpas who comment ‘tired of this ~IA~ crap / i like real women’ i love you i’m sucking your dick rn#tell your son if he’s gonna fap to fake women because the only women he can stand don’t even breathe or have feelings he should stay away#from the ones who do and did#i’m obsessed with the mgtow dudes who like when we get our sex robots you’ll miss us and be sorry for rejecting us ladies !!!#and it’s like no actually there are too many people hell men in the world for me to miss men who think the world should be fine tuned to#their own tastes im literally pegging your dad rn <3333
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Bro I need to get fucked. God damn.
#if I don’t get fucked soon I’m gonna need yall to schedule my lobotomy#men…don’t speak to me#I’m not talking about yall 😂#I need a strapping young lady to solve this problem
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so look, I may never get read as butch/GNC on the street bc i refuse to cut my hair, but I have proposed twice - to men - been the breadwinner in a relationship, and have bought people flowers more often than I have been bought flowers, so fuck off i guess
#sorry lesbians but proposing to men is more queer than proposing to ladies actually#i don’t make the rules#and yes you can read butch with long hair but i don’t look ethnic enough sadly#also hot tip men fucking love being bought flowers#not just the kind of weirdo men i dare either#my brother seemed very charmed by getting sent flowers on his birthday#and he’s pretty normie (albeit one of those normie guys who evidences a surprising lack of toxic masculinity)
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#People still defend him doing that too.#The biracial rapper thru me i thought u meant latto for a sec omg 😭😭😭#Like literally.#Ig it's fine to Robert Kelly a child if you're lightskinneded...#A lot of men that hate on her be texting kids#like don’t be surprised if they had rape fantasies and they acted out of it#🤢🤢💀 that’s the gag 😂#I thought it was for that lady’s husband#her brother#drake and pardi 🤷🏽♀️#and clubbing with them#i fear#And people love to forget it but we will never forget!#Him and his bbl scar#And gets mad if we talk about it 😭😭😭#LMFAOOOO OMGGGG#🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭#❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️#This whole case had me changing my opinions and views(at least for the moment)#celebrating the police and the system#being xenophobic towards Canadian people#posting stories with reader plus white celebrities with fluffy or smutty material#nearly being racist towards black men#saying that some of them nigcels deserved to be another hashtag#and backing the death penalty.#megan thee stallion#i’m not sad for her#i’m outraged#i’m just glad she’s in a better place now#those people can speak for themselves they know who they are
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Enough time has passed now, so I can finally say with certainty that the only good MLs of the Jewelpet Series are Akira Nanase and Retsu Akagi 👍🏻
#jewelpet#jewelpet twinkle#jewelpet sunshine#jewelpet kira deco#jewelpet happiness#lady jewelpet#magical girls#txt#like— be so for fcking real????#all the ‘mls’ in there are like ‘i will always save you!’ meanwhile akira and retsu are like ‘i would k word for you’#AND THIS IS WHAT’S A MAN SHOULD BE ABOUT WHEN IT COMES TO HIS GIRLIE MIND YOU????#also yeah they’re all like… kids in there so IDK why sanrio put love interests for elementary/middle school kids 😭#but some mls (coff coff yuuma and mikage coff coff) just piss me tf off 💀#then again in jewelpet sunshine all the peoples are ANNOYING af because like… kanon… sweetie… WHY ARE YOU BEEFING WITH A BUNNY???? 😭#idk guys… maybe it’s cuz i’ve seen many shoujo anime read many shoujo manga and want my man obsessed with me like— i want him WEAK for me…#the other mls in the jewelpet series sometimes i think like ‘what… are you there… for??’#akira nanase PISSES ME TF OFF his personality is SHIT but the way he goes on about rinko??? he is a SIMP and i love that#and retsu??? retsu would literally roll a red carpet down the path pink walks on and that makes me HOLLER every single time guys 😭#like— once you see how akira and retsu treat rinko and pink… the other mls become just bland in there#yuuma mikage and cayenne give NOTHING to their series#they’re love interest just for the sake of having love interests#because akari and momona are better off alone tbh cause they genuinely are such BADDIES#they’re so cool that when you see their love interests you are like… ‘babygurl don’t settle for mediocre guys like that pls…’#like… akari and momona are the men in their ‘relationships’ 😭#don’t get me started on kanon and mikage like— wHY ARE YOU CRUSHING ON YOUR TWIN BROTHER???? AND WHY IS HE CRUSHING ON A BUNNY?????#thank god they broke up after finding out they were related (THANK YOU GOD!) but now why is he head over heels ROMANTICALLY over a bunny???#aside from all these weird shit the plot wasn’t interesting at all and gave… well… nothing…#anyways!! akari and momona deserve better men for real 🫤#or sanrio could’ve left them single yknow…? we wouldn’t have even noticed pft#these are controversial and unpopular opinions among the jewelpet series fandoms… but i just had to get them out of my chest phew
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It’s hard being a bisexual in fandom spaces when you have absolutely zero desire to be on the receiving end of piv w/ a male. Every sexual post about a blorbo is about wanting to be fucked by him. Where is the love for women who are disgusted by the idea of being penetrated by a male but would like to be the ones doing the penetrating of the male? The same crowd that yells about femdom and strap-ons any time we criticize kink sure doesn’t like to talk about any of that in practice. It’s nothing but a shield to hide their weird shit behind
#objectifying men hours#and looking for anything homosexual is just going to land you in the trans zone#at least when I go looking for content of male characters I know a penis is involved in some way#i’m expecting it#but I don’t want to see it when I’m looking for stuff about lesbians/bi women#the only ones I can trust for any kind of sexy content are you ladies on radblr#i may not get that much stuff about men but that’s fine because I get actual women attracted to women#with no penises involved
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Love when I make a comment on the internet that, while I'm attracted to men shorter than me (height isn't even a factor in attractiveness to me), but I find that men shorter than me tend to be the most put off by my height and are the ones most likely to make demands about how I dress in my experience, a bunch of whiny men crawl out of the woodwork to um, actually me.
#They're literally telling me I don’t find men shorter than me attractive#and I'm like#my dude#were you there when I watched that one FOB music video where Patrick Stump was tied up by a lady and I was very much into him?#because I was#and I know some of you are thinking#but ariel you have a history of being a watching men get dominated by women enjoyer#and to that I say yes I do#but I was still very much into Patrick Stump and he is a short king
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saw a guy outside today with a godfather shirt. like on a dark blue shirt it was just the full poster printed on top in one big rectangle
#anyways other things that don’t deserve their own post#old lady at the doctor’s had the same name as my deadname and it jumpscared me#i gotta get my blood tested this week (never experienced it before)#i used to be more afraid of needles but i guess my interest in fucked up science men has made it ease up a bit#what reanimator does to an mf#actually dreamt last night that i got my blood drawn from my knee and my brain made its best guess on how it would feel like (very nauseous#)#all the elevators were occupied dealing with some people moving ig so i had to climb like 10 storeys on the stairs. i’m so sweaty
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