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#had to unfollow a pretty popular and usually funny blog on here today#in retrospect I should’ve done it earlier but it sucked to see that post making fun/ hating on sainz’s underbite#leave his jaw alone that’s MY f1 diversity hire lol#no it’s not that serious but I have an underbite more noticeable than his and people made fun of it all the time#don’t do that not recommended#always funny when kids at school would be like ‘uh you know you need braces right?’ like yeah I know that. I need jaw surgery in fact 🧍♀️#but I’m not going to get it I hate going to the dentist for the braces anyways and it’s not like an actual Need need just what’s recommende#I dunno it sucks I should’ve unfollowed when the running ‘joke’ of their blog was calling people ugly#doesn’t help me with my current haircut too I already had super masculine features and now the short hair like I’m not a pretty person#and idc! <3#I've seen people with worse cases than mine like how badly do people treat them it must be truly horrific :/#like my teeth grew in the correct order so it was fixable with braces but there's people whose teeth overlap! and that's fine
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People have been sharing these threads on twitter and I figured they’d be helpful for some of you on tumblr as well! (Specifically for US)
#I’d also recommend leaving out your name but DO say what neighborhood you live in#so they don’t know you’re calling multiple days#but they do know you’re in their district map
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curvy curly
#but i’m also kinda like ur uncle#don’t y’all love how i just use my captions as a way to recommend songs#anyways stream cha cha by sophie hunter#biblically accurate asteroid#got inspired by my ren faire fit#let’s see if this one stays#definitely do not think about grabbing or biting my hips#but if you do you have to tell me#venus sighting#bush sighting
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i really don’t think it’s “typical dragon age fandom nonsense” for people to be genuinely upset about the world state choices. combat, level design, art direction, gameplay gimmicks, those have all varied across each dragon age game. the one thing that’s remained constant are nods to our previous choices.
i wasn’t expecting my HoF to come riding in on a griffon, but i can’t find a monument dedicated to warden tabris somewhere around the anderfels? lucanis couldn’t have some lines about the time that one arainai boy was stirring up trouble in antiva city? you’re gonna tell me that making a mage the new divine wouldn’t have some impact on nevarra and antiva? on the anderfels, the supposed most devout militant andrastian nation in thedas? you’re saying nobody in the north is paying attention to who rules orlais or ferelden? come on.
#dragon age#yes i’ve seen john epler’s explanation on only wanting to carry forward choices that they could ‘really do something with.’#and i understand what he’s saying and i’m curious to see how those 3 choices they brought forward will impact the story!!#but i’m still disappointed. and i think telling people why they shouldn’t be disappointed is just gonna make them More disappointed.#also don’t really appreciate dev comments like ‘careful what you wish for with cameos. it just gives us an excuse to find new and horrific#ways to kill your faves teehee 🤭🤭’ like okay???????? what???#alistair came back twice & could be fine both times. loghain’s inquisition cameo was so meaningful because who the hell expected to see him#again? leliana can straight up die in origins and yall brought her back anyways. like what are we doing out here.#also when i think of ‘typical’ nonsense for this fandom it’s people doxxing each other over fictional character opinions. or what#fictional side your fictional inquistor took in the fictional mage-templar war. or just plain old racism.#NOT ‘damn it’s fucking upsetting that this excited replay i’ve been doing of the previous games and all the recommending i’ve been doing#for new fans to play the other games before veilguard has turned out to be pretty fucking pointless.’#might as well tell someone to watch a let’s play of trespasser and that’s it.#11/26 in a hater mood so i’m turning rbs back on lol. go forth & be petty
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DC doodles for funzies
#my art#dc comics#i haven’t read a single comic yet pls don’t come after my head🙏#I just saw some fanart on pinterest and it spiraled from there#BUT if you have any recommendations on where to start#please do!!#I’ll gladly accept them!!#batman#batfam#dick grayson#nightwing#damian wayne#robin#starfire#koriand'r#littol redesign for my beautiful princess in third pic💚😍#and her boyfriend too I guess…#bruce wayne#jason todd#tim drake#stephanie brown#duke thomas#cassandra cain#don’t ask me ANYTHING about the second pic#I just thought I’d be cool#like aesthetically#sorry in advance to whoever speaks japanese
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“I ought to be thy Adam, but I am rather the fallen angel.”
#Frankenstein#frankensteins monster#victor frankenstein#mary shelley#gothic lit#gothic art#goth artist#sooo the creature is pretty fuckin terrifying and I don’t think I’ve conveyed that much in my art yet#if you haven’t watched the royal ballet I highly recommend you do#I may post some clips bc I haven’t seen anyone else do that?#but ur better watching the whole thing#and the national theatre play#they’re both just Very good adaptations and the monster is terrifying in them 😭#my art#this is very much inspired by/based on a statue by Jean-Baptiste carpaeux#‘ugolino and his sons’#and the carvings of Satan by Gustave Dore
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Curtwen Week Day 7: First Meeting/Last Words
#I’m going to need all of you to ignore the fact that this is a day late#no its not#idk feeling just ok about this one#I haven’t drawn them in these outfits since my very first SAF drawing isn’t that crazy#the improvement goes kinda crazy if you compare em#I do not recommend scrolling down though#I mean do what you want#but also- don’t#idk#anyways#how was your day#mine was pretty decent#I need to work on my first hfff drawing now#but this was fun#I’m hitting burnout away with a stick right now#fun fact: roller coasters were invented to distract people from sin#whoa#yall im running out of facts i need better sources#curtwen week#curtwen week 2024#spies are forever#curt mega#agent curt mega#owen carvour#Joey Richter#tin can brothers#tin can bros#my art#cw guns
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Lietpol „December sleepover”
Wheee I finally finished something
#god my leg ow ow ow I don’t recommend sitting in one position for 4 hours#yes the reference is dans le lit by lautrec#anyways#cmon click on it it’s not as crunchy as it looks ;-; idk what keeps doing that#lietpol#artists on tumblr#hetalia fandom#hws hetalia#feliks łukasiewicz#tolys laurinaitis#poland hetalia#hws lithuania#lithuania x poland#lithuania hetalia#aph hetalia#aph#hws#digital art#hetalia fanart#hetalia#hetalia axis powers#hetalia art#casual hetalia#MaReZo#hws poland#polishcore#aph lithuania#aph poland#the reason this evencame to being is bc my friend noted that almost all of my drawings are somewhat blended so I wanted to kinda yknow#challenge myself :P
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oh won’t someone write an olderboyfriend!price x inexperienced!reader but reader’s not a virgin, she’s actually been with one guy before, but it was her asshole ex that treated her like shit and didn’t give a fuck about her during sex, never got her off, never even cared. treated her like she was nothing special at all, honestly kind of had to coerce her to get her to do anything for him by the end of their relationship, and that made her hate having sex so much she never really wanted to do it again— but then there’s olderboyfriend!price and he’s so hot and he’s patient and he’s kind but mostly he’s hot and he takes his time getting her to open up to him, teaching her pleasure with his fingers first, then his mouth, working her up and teasing her until she’s begging him to use his cock on her and fuck her the way a pretty girl like her deserved to be fucked the whole time.
he gives the best aftercare too (something her ex definitely never did). cuddles, soothing words, preparing a warm shower for her and laying his clothes out on the bed for her to wear after, making her favorite meal to eat, eating it as they lay together on the couch in his finely decorated apartment to watch one of the old shows he’s been dying to show her.
#[wistful sigh] I remember my 44 year old boyfriend that I got straight after my first and most toxic relationship#he was a great guy! great dick#great at aftercare!#I honestly do highly recommend older men to yall — if you are 21+ (there is an age restriction to these rides)#they’re best if you delegate them to just being ��for fun” though#if he’s past 40 and not married already there’s usually a good reason for it#you don’t want to get attached and then find out the reason and let it ruin a good dicking for you#but not price#price would never#john price#captain john price#john price x reader#captain price#captain price x reader#price x reader#call of duty
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“decide / cold” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 449 words
I wasn’t able to do a fic yesterday so doubled up with yesterday’s and today’s prompt. shhh, don’t tell anyone. 🤫
“James!” Regulus yells from the porch. “Can I please go inside? I’m freezing!” Regulus shoves his hands in his pockets trying to decide if he’s angry or just annoyed.
“I know! I know!” James calls back. He’s facing away from Regulus, adjusting something Regulus can’t see. “I’m sorry. I swear I was ready and then it just—” James grunts as he moves something. “—and I just need to—” He huffs with frustration at something else “—but I swear I’m almost—” Regulus sees something topple over. James’ shoulders slump forward, and he drops his head with a sigh.
“Never mind.” James tells him, turning to face Regulus, looking like the saddest kicked puppy. He walks up to the porch, eyes on the ground. “I’m really sorry, it’s not ready yet. Go inside and I’ll try to fix it and come get you when I’m sure it’s ready.”
“What is it?” Regulus tries to peer around James, but there’s not much to look at.
James takes an exasperated breath. “It was supposed to be snowmen.” He pouts, and Regulus raises a curious eyebrow. James sighs, “My dad and I used to make showmen of ourselves every year at our house and it was my favorite tradition. So I thought since it’s our first year in our own house, I wanted to make snowmen of you and me, but—” James steps to the side revealing two piles of snow. “—it’s not really working.”
Just when Regulus thought he was angry and annoyed, James has to go and be the most adorable human on the planet. And honestly, it’s taking significant effort for Regulus not to cry right now.
“James…” Regulus starts.
“It’s okay.” James kisses him. “I know you’re cold. Go inside and get warm and I promise they’ll be great the next time I call you.” James tells him and it’s tinged with sadness and frustration.
Regulus takes another look at the snow piles then looks back at James. “Okay.” Regulus tells him.
“Okay.” James says feigning determination.
James walks back to the snow piles and Regulus walks inside.
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James isn’t sure what he’s doing wrong or why these stupid snowmen just won’t stay together. He’s about to give up when he hears footsteps in the snow behind him.
Regulus is walking towards him wearing a heavy coat, a hat and scarf and pulling on his gloves.
“What are you doing?” James asks.
“I’m helping.”
“Reg, you don’t have to—” James gets cut off when Regulus kisses him.
“Now, I’ve never actually made a snowman before, but you can teach me, right?” Regulus asks and it’s taking significant effort for James not to cry right now.
“Yeah.” James says. “Yeah, I can teach you.”
#my mom and i used to do this#and it really was my favorite tradition#the snowmen got progressively worse each year#and it became progressively more fun each year#the addition of bailey’s to the hot chocolate may have had something to do with both#there are two ways you could read this fic#one is just kinda sweet#the other is kinda heartbreaking#and i don’t recommend thinking about the latter#regulus loves james#james loves regulus#jegulus#jegulus microfic#jegulus fanfiction#marauders fanfiction#regulus black#james potter#marauders#james x regulus#regulus x james#marauders era#harry potter marauders#harry potter#hp#hp marauders#dead gay wizards from the 70s#dead gay wizards#starchaser#sunseeker#jeggyverse microfic
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happy birthday to my friends and i’s knight chara and strange someone frisk aus/theories :]
hi for undertale reasons i don’t like any combination of shipping chara frisk and asriel. if you ship them go away 👍
#strange someone frisk#knight chara#the art gallery#deltarune#i remember seeing someoen say that gaster might be talking to the knight and the strange someone so i wanted to think abt that ! i don’t kn#THE entry 17 ‘dark darker yet darker this next experiment will be very very interesting what do you two think’ ONE. I ERASED THE TRA#I ERASED THE TRANSLATION SOMEHWERE ALONG THE WAY BUT YEAH HES SAYING ‘what do you two think’ IN THAT ONE#I don’t know if I’ll keep up w that but I’m picturing it like. chara is doing this for extra credit JSNSNJSNSJS yeah sure I’ll help you wi#with your experiment. can you write me a letter of recommendation.#frisk may be doing this for Let’s See If I Can Get Back To Undertale reasons#is this undertale or deltarune gaster. idk. idk if there’s even a separate version Of him considering the split across time and space thing
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It’s never okay to lock a headmate away, never. They could be the worst person in the world, you still shouldn’t lock them away. There’s a difference between keeping headmates away from eachother and taking away someone’s privacy, free will and connections. You are abandoning that headmate, you are telling them that they are not worth helping, that they don’t deserve to get better. If talking it out doesn’t work for them there are other options, I’d recommend giving them their own space to speak their mind without threat of mistreatment for it, for starters. If someone really doesn’t want help don’t force it on them, just let them know it’s always an option and leave it at that. -Ange
#I don’t want to speak on behalf of persecutors or anything I just feel like this needs to be said#since I’ve seen some plurals try to recommend imprisonment as a solution to persecutors who refuse help#tldr don’t do that#(I didn’t mention this in the post cuz frankly I think it’s more important to focus on the persecutors here)#(but imprisoning your headmates will likely make them more violent and more aggressive)#(so again)#(don’t do that)#endo safe#pluralgang#plural gang#endo friendly#inclusive plurality#pro endo#plural stuff#actually plural#plural system#plural community#pluralpunk#pro persecutor#persecutor#system persecutor#endogenic safe#endogenic friendly#pro endogenic
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I watched ‘Fight Club’ with commentary from Chuck Palahniuk and Jim Uhls (screenwriter) and here are some of may favourite bits of information from it:
- the narrators condo was modelled after a condo Fincher used to live in
- Palahniuk owned the ying-yang table after the movie
- when Fincher first read the book he was so excited that we went to New York to pitch it to Pitt, and Brad Pitt was filming ‘Meet Joe Black’ at the time so Fincher sat on his door step until 1am and pitched him the role over a beer
- this is a direct quote from Palahniuk about their ‘post first fight sharing a beer scene’ “now this is so weird, drinking out of the same thing is like sort of a short hand for a love relationship in so many movies. um, that i couldn’t believe they were sharing a beer. it just seemed like such a powerful symbol, metaphor.” I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE!!!!
- at the publishing party for the book, one of Palahniuk’s friends had buttons made that said “I want to have Tyler Durden’s abortion”
- Direct quote from Palahniuk again “and it’s funny because there’s a whole undercurrent, like her alluding to him wearing the dress, her asking if it was a man or woman who kissed his hand. In a way she’s re enforcing this possible homoerotic thing on the side”
- Jim Uhls described the scene where the narrator beats up Angel Face as having “homosexual connotations”
#I NEED TO FIND ONE OF THOSE BUTTONS#for my own sanity#also yeah i wouldn’t really recommend watching the film with this commentary#like it was fine but just kind of boring at times#Palahniuk and Uhls just don’t have a chemistry#the other ones are better#BUT they do allude to it’s gay undertones throughout so points for that#fight club#soapshipping#tyler durden#the narrator#chuck palahniuk#jim uhls
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I've seen thousands of Evelyns, but never a Evelyn like you. You have so many goals you never finished. Dreams you never followed. You are living your worst you. I can't be the worst… what about the hot dog one? No. Everyone here agrees. This one's worse.
EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022)
#this movie has so many good lines its so hard to pick like#'I don't know what the heck is going on. But somehow it feels like this is my fault. I don’t know. The only thing I do know#is that we have to be kind. Especially when we don't know what's going on.' ??? banger#everything everywhere all at once#eeaao#evelyn wang#michelle yeoh#jobu tupaki#cgedits#mygifs#movie gifs#gifsets#film#filmgifs#cinematv#hd gifs#highly recommend reading the script holy fuck how did they write this
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Kyuusaku!!
#testing out tone curves. I still don’t know what they do#bsd#bungou stray dogs#yumeno kyuusaku#q bsd#inspired by my Pinterest recommended
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Good morning 🙏🏼
I want to thank everyone their support with reblogging my stuff over the years and reblogging some of the context of the situation.
Tumblr and Instagram is filled with the most supportive people I’ve ever had the chance of meeting. The last time something like this happened, I didn’t have much support, not even from people I thought were close to me. It took me a year or two to be okay with being perceived again in fandoms. So I’m very grateful for everything.
I just wanted to post that I appreciate all of the asks and I’ve been reading all of them. I actually get anxious I’m spamming everyone too much so I probably won’t reply to everything. Please don’t feel pressured to support me financially, there’s is a free option on patreon to follow. I’ll post future project plans and occasional updates because I still love comics and I still love DC/Marvel. I do enjoy having people following along for my art/reading journey so I would always be okay with people just following for free. My brain is telling me this post is too long now so I will go 🙏🏼😭
#my brain to me: what in the retired YouTuber ass type post.. (screams) ok#I just received a lot of anons about the situation and I wanted to clarify it’s okay!!#I know the usd conversion rate is crazy… so I’ll try to wrangle my head to post some stuff publicly. I had a friend who supported me from#brazil.. I was like what! ily but if it’s breaking bank please don’t do it!!!#I also didn’t want people sending me asks thinking I didn’t read it.. listen I’ve been a fandom lurker for a while. yes I do get sad when#people don’t reply to my asks… because I’m like I want to know your answer so bad#sorry I’m not doing a very good job replying 😔 I’ve actually never had a fandom blog of this level#I’ve never gotten more than 5 asks over the 3+ years of tumblr usage..#I’m also an ultra perfectionist where I’ll reread what I wrote 2–5 times before posting. yeah it’s a bit crazy! if you send me a list of#recommended comics before I will probably read every single one and then reply 7+ months later…#😭😭😭#let me not ramble more 👍🏼#going to go get breakfast
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