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hmm why am i hungry… surely it has nothing to do with the fact i haven’t eaten yet today. surely not
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sorry if youve been asked this before but your drawings have a nice texture to them and i was wondering if it was a brush or an overlay?
Hello! Thanks for asking, most of the texture in my work comes from brushes. I use the TrueGrit Super Smooth Inker for lineart and the default Procreate Bonobo Chalk brush for coloring and creating gradients.
I do use clipping masks to create texture for things like skin. I paint a solid base layer and then add color over top with the Bonobo Chalk brush, fiddling with the opacity until I get my desired look.
Hope this helps!
#biscuitasks#biscuitart#local-cryptid#somewhere my concept art professor is waking up in a cold sweat over my unnamed layers#don’t be like me kids#name your layers and files#with easily searchble terms
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My lack of ability to advocate for myself is killing me, actually.
#emotionally for sure but I’m increasingly worried it’s. literally killing me#don’t be like me kids#create a solid sense of self and your own worth and don’t fold yourself down into nothing
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Eclipse, recently reformed and on thin ice: I found the most cursed breakfast combination.
Sun: God, what did you create?
Eclipse: Ya know those blueberry pancake battered sausages on sticks?
Sun: Yes? The daycare kids like them.
Eclipse: So I want to make one with chocolate chip and bacon flavored pancake batter with spicy sausages and dip them into sausage gravy.
Sun: …
Sun: Listen, I don’t want to disown you again, please don’t.
#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#sun and moon show#sams#fnaf eclipse#fnaf sun#incorrect sun and moon show quotes#incorrect sams quotes#incorrect fnaf quotes#incorrect quotes#source: my brain#based off what i had for breakfast#which was one of them blueberry pancake sausage things#a chocolate chip waffle#and a jimmy dean sausage and biscuit bowl#don’t be like me kids#i’m fuckin weird
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Remember, kids! If you need a break and you don’t take one, eventually your body will take one for you!
#sincerely someone who full on passed out in a university dining hall once#because i was pushing myself too hard and i knew it but i did it anyway#don’t be like me kids#take a break while you still get to choose when you take it#self care#college student
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At some point you surpass the problem of not having enough display space and you run into the new problem of not having enough Storage Space For Your Fucking Backlog
#don’t be like me kids#saw the tax return and went a little crazy#also snagged a can of gold spray#but the fucking pollen is insane rn#gundam#gunpla#girpla#mecha musume#30 minute sisters#Megami device
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I am on so many supplements and shit now and three of them are from love wellness that company really suckered me in with their marketing
#watch me overdose myself on vitamins or something cos I am not being careful with what I’m taking OOF#don’t be like me kids
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#real thought i had: should i cancel my therapy session this morning so that i don’t miss that hour of testing#🥴🥴🥴#don’t be like me kids#obv i’m still gonna go but like. should probably discuss f1 hyperfixations with my therapist at some point??
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A vinyl is getting delivered today, meaning it’s time to clock in and sit in front of my front door all day
#kirke’s inner dialog#not sure what’s arriving at my door#but something is and that’s honestly good enough#I just want to know what it isssss#this is the problem with impulsively buying things all the time#don’t be like me kids#please
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Me: What if I wrote a fic where Yue lived at the end of the the first season of avatar?
Also me: A short fic?
Me, again: Don’t be silly we’re rewriting large chunks of the series lore
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how are you so amazing?!
I credit it to a healthy diet and exercise. HAHAHAHA no it’s because I consume hypnosis content nonstop and have since I was like 10 years old.
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me, five minutes ago: wow that new dragon that’s been circling the great sky island looks pretty cool, i should try and find a reference photo for it
the ENORMOUS spoiler about to appear (i am a fool and forgot that the dragons are lore related): hey 😋😋
me: wh
me, realizing how bad i just fucked up:
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changes and trends in horror-genre films are linked to the anxieties of the culture in its time and place. Vampires are the manifestation of grappling with sexuality; aliens, of foreign influence. Horror from the Cold War is about apathy and annihilation; classic Japanese horror is characterised by “nature’s revenge”; psychological horror plays with anxieties that absorbed its audience, like pregnancy/abortion, mental illness, femininity. Some horror presses on the bruise of being trapped in a situation with upsetting tasks to complete, especially ones that compromise you as a person - reflecting the horrors and anxieties of capitalism etc etc etc. Cosmic horror is slightly out of fashion because our culture is more comfortable with, even wistful for, “the unknown.” Monster horror now has to be aware of itself, as a contingent of people now live in the freedom and comfort of saying “I would willingly, gladly, even preferentially fuck that monster.” But I don’t know much about films or genres: that ground has been covered by cleverer people.
I don’t actually like horror or movies. What interests me at the moment is how horror of the 2020s has an element of perception and paying attention.
Multiple movies in one year discussed monsters that killed you if you perceived them. There are monsters you can’t look at; monsters that kill you instantly if you get their attention. Monsters where you have to be silent, look down, hold still: pray that they pass over you. M Zombies have changed from a hand-waved virus that covers extras in splashy gore, to insidious spores. A disaster film is called Don’t Look Up, a horror film is called Nope. Even trashy nun horror sets up strange premises of keeping your eyes fixed on something as the devil GETS you.
No idea if this is anything. (I haven’t seen any of these things because, unfortunately, I hate them.) Someone who understands better than me could say something clever here, and I hope they do.
But the thing I’m thinking about is what this will look like to the future, as the Victorian sex vampires and Cold War anxieties look to us. I think they’ll have a little sympathy, but they probably won’t. You poor little prey animals, the kids will say, you were awfully afraid of facing up to things, weren’t you?
#this is the sort of observation I make here that people#go off and write their thesis about#so while I’m not expecting to be the first or cleverest person to say this#if you do use it as a springboard#tell me if you get a good grade ok?#I’ll be tremendously proud of you#like if you take a shitpost and use it to craft deep attentive thought on something important#I just think that’s probably the most noble use of a human brain#it makes me want to take off my hat and slam it to the ground in inexpressible emotion#it’s a cowboy hat btw#and I say something like GOLDURN IT THAT KID SURE HAS DELIVERED.#ok so don’t deny me this#especially if you correct me after a long research journey#GOLDURN IT THE KID IS RIGHT!
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Ruining your sleep schedule reading a mid BL manga
#it was only 36 chapters and my dumb ass was like I can totally finish that in a reasonable amount of time#yeah problem is you started at 10pm#but the completist part of my brain took over and I HAD to finish#don’t be like me kids#go the fuck to sleep#don’t let the demons win
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He got some fact checking to do
#Crepus lost like 5 years of his life at that moment#He will lose more#You can tell me Diluc cried and was all ‘was i a bad older brother’#I don’t believe it#Kaeya probably told him he will go check things out in sumeru#And diluc was sure.#They are kids they probably don’t know how long a mile is#‘Far’ is just what’s behind the hill#I like to think crepus took the next ship immediately#He didn’t even returned to the winery that day#He just handed Diluc to addy jcsthnk#Crepus#kaeya#diluc#genshin impact
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Thinking about that one time i was seeing some guy and he tried to like, eat out my belly button? I thought he was just playing at first and i was like “hehehehe stahp it 🤭” but he kept going and I was like “😰 yo hol up man”
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