#don’t answer

[sorin-in-the-sixth-sense]

do people seriously think that calling someone a slur that also applies to you is worse than publicly sexually assaulting someone

[daddyjackfrost]

okay you don’t have to answer this; it’s mainly for my own appeasement— but are there any posts (of mine) you associate me with? as in, you see my username on your dash, fleeting, and think ‘oh it’s that one’

[luthienne]

i wake up thirsty and i think of palestine. i go to the doctor’s office and i think of palestine. a sign in the corner of the waiting room says ‘this is a place of healing, disruptive behavior will not be tolerated’ and i think of palestine. they probably weren’t thinking of bombs and snipers and mass graves in parking lots. i call my parents and i think of palestine. i drive to the grocery store and i think of palestine. i look at the clear blue sky and i think of palestine. i put the dishes away and i think of palestine. i feed my cat and i think of palestine. i listen to music and i think of palestine. i read poetry and i think of palestine. i text my friends and i think of palestine. i think of palestine and i think of palestine and i think of palestine

[everwalldigan]

My favourite thing ever is when Jason is drawn to resemble Bruce because I KNOWW his ass would HATE it😭😭

Dick: hey Jason you haven’t forgotten our meet u— oh my god are you ok?? What happened?

Jason *rocking back and forth on the floor with a traumatised look in his eyes, whispering in horror* someone mistook me for Bruce in the grocery store today.

Random kid at a charity event pointing at Jason standing grumpily in a corner: who’s that?

Bruce (smiling fondly): that’s my son Jason!

Random kid: he looks like you! :D

Jason: *leaves the room*

Bruce (running after him): jason, Jason they didn’t mean anything by it, Jason, you’re going to jump off a balcony just because of a child’s observation Jason?

[bixels]

Baffled.

[dingledraw]

Well, that went down like a lead balloon.

[puppetfairs]

does anyone have a su*c*de planned out

Like just in CASE

Like even if you’re old

Like is that normal

[the-lonelyshepherd]

literally how is it fucking real

[stinkybrowndogs]

I mean I get that’s it’s not the only contributing factor, but I’m curious exactly how much of the shelter dog over-population problem is actually due to poor dog ownership/management vs the housing crisis and economical stress. I’d be willing to bet by investing in social programs that give people the resources they need to care for their pets (cough cough affordable and free housing cough cough) that the amount of pets in shelters would dramatically drop. We can all sit here pointing fingers and screaming at each other until we are blue in the face, but if the owners basic needs are not being met, how can we hold them to a basic standard for their pets?

[cezulian]

Mitch Mitchellson. Really hate that fuckin kid. Him and the Rowdy Ruff Boys. What is the appeal.

[aelia-aelia]

some people really don’t know how to behave well in a normal conversation with other people

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, during a live-stream: Stevie, what’s the worst drug you’ve ever done?

Steve: *looks at the camera and then gives Eddie a look that clearly says ‘I’m not fucking answering that.’*

Steve: No, actually. I will answer. It was Adderall when I mixed up our medications on accident.

Eddie: Oh, yeah. I remember that. You felt normal.

Steve: Yeah, I was fine. Nothing happened.

Eddie, making eye contact with the camera: Yeah. And we chose not examine that any further.

[daeyumi]

can you do Midna my beloved please 🥺

you have such pretty art and are definitely one of my idols :)

u know what. yes i can 🩵

[potato-lord-but-not]

someone asked how the boyfriends would be with Faroe after Kayne brings her back, and sorry for being a downer but I’m on the “Arthur doesn’t get Faroe back” hill so I initially wasn’t gonna ponder about it.

And then I started pondering. weeks later. and decided I can indulge just this once because tbh I need more adorable Faroe in my life (we all do). I indulged a little too much tho and decided to make an actual post instead of answering the ask so HERE WE ARE

[letsplaythermalnuclearwar]

Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met

[glossysoap]

maybe someday

to the anon who asked this (but tumblr ate it) -> “You are in a room with the 141. You can only fuck one and the other three spent the entire time talking about technique. Who doing what?”

tw 18+, afab/fem reader, no ageless blogs or minors, bit of degradation towards the rest of the 141 (implying that they wouldn’t be able to fuck her like he can)

Price 100%. I’m sure you’re shocked.

Listen, he’s the Captain and he knows how to fuck you just right - better than anyone else. He knows exactly where to touch, kiss, bite, what angle to rut into at. He has every noise memorized just like he’s memorized the way your cunt squeezes him.

Now instead of just talking about the technique, Price is making them memorize how he fucks you. He’s making them all take notes as he has your legs pressed up against your chest as far as they’ll go, cock buried to the hilt in your soaked cunt.

He’s asking them, “Y’ see that? See how she’s grippin’ me so tight? Don’t think you’d know how it feels but,” he pauses with a cruel thrust into you that makes you cry out. “Maybe someday.”

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