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if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!
1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.
2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.
3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes
it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.
It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.
so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know
#bazinga!#I’ve been meaning to add these tags for a minute but it was too funny to keep the original line bazinga tag#if you see this i would appreciate this post not be tagged as wornld building#and if you want to use this concept in your D&D campaign#you don’t need to show this post or anything#but if you would please mention after the plot line ends that the original post was written all at once in a pretty desperate state#i thought about ginkgo trees while walking my dog late that night#and when i found myself hopeless and completely alone at midnight#I opened tumblr and talked to myself#and hit post#and went to bed#then it got 2000 notes and i woke up to the realization that the entire time I had said bacteria#when i fully meant fungus#fuck!!!#u don’t need to say all that just please include the context that this is a very personal post#thank u!#I’m not mad it’s not obvious from the post that i was ranting into the void
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22 years later and the Crows are still cringing over Zevran. Truly the man of all time.
#Dragon Age#DA:V#DAV Spoilers#Lace Harding#Lucanis Dellamorte#Zevran#God I love the Crows in this game#“We can never show our face in Ferelden again. Our Crows might get seduced by a Dog Lord again!”
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Jake is so real because if I had stretchy powers I'd be 100% doing stupid shit like this
#nom nom nom#mmm egg in me#adventure time#finn mertens#jake the dog#jake adventure time#finn the human#finn adventure time#adventure time quotes#jake is so real#i love this show
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The twin devils, humbled by her blunt force trauma
#gerard way#mcr#humor me folks 🙏#there is a pair of wolves in the foreground of the tbp album art that represent the devil & i wanted to draw them as dogs here#on account of the humbling and also her dog head umbrella prop from a couple of shows#like maybe she is the master of her own living hell. as an affront to nature who refuses to die#or something 😆😆😆#digital art#x
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Its Dandadan-day enjoy some sketches!
#dandadan#momo ayase#ken takakura#okarun#my art#sketches#anime#fanart#manga#redundantz art#btw he isnt a dog in the show this is just an au
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Ethan, you wanna see some shit?
#he was just showing off with that last part#dogs#cute animals#mission impossible dog#barkour#obstacle course
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✦ God loves you, but not enough to save you ✦
#own art#own characters#CanisAlbus#art#artists on tumblr#Machete#anthro#sighthound#dogs#canine#animals#Ethel Cain#yes hello it is I can you believe I'm here to show you another picture of a sad dog
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the funny cave bug
#lethal company#my art#idk man im enamoured with this thing its like a weird dog to me. I spent like an hour thinking about speculative biology for it#idk if speculative biology is the right word but you get what i mean#if that middle image looks kinda weird its because i had to throw them all into one page or tumblr wouldnt show the post#for whatever reason
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screaming crying laughing at the fact that my friend actually appeared on T.V. with her dog named The Zit
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Bones robbed us of Dazai literally laughing out loud at Chuuya's rich girl act.
#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#bsd dazai#bsd chuuya#soukoku#dare i say one of the few times dazai showed genuine emotion#😭 y u do dis bones
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#landscape#snoopy#tv shows#dogs#animal#animals#cute animals#baby animals#snow#winter#cozy#cozycore#funny#lol#haha#humor#meme#memes#aesthetic#photography#nature#adventure#explore#travel#travelling#paradise#cozy aesthetic#cozy vibes
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i love tossing the muppets at various star trek crews, it's so fun
#the gossip miss piggy and garak would have would be THRILLING to listen to. they'd have a little cup of tea over it too#fozzie and jadzia wheezing and falling over from laughter just from saying the worst jokes known to man. they'd be such good friends#muppets#the muppet show#muppets fanart#star trek#deep space nine#ds9#star trek fanart#crossover fanart#fanart#art#rowlf the dog#kermit the frog#quark#fozzie the bear#jadzia dax#gonzo the great#odo#miles o'brien#julian bashir#animal muppet#miss piggy#elim garak
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I finally (got help) slapping Wordpress into shape and Runaway to the Stars is now releasing as a public webcomic! Thank you so much for your support over the years, and sticking with me while I'm slowly chewing my way through this book. I'm very excited to share this story! It'll be updating every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday thanks to the massive Patreon backlog. Patreon will continue to update as I finish pages, which happens on a sporadic non-schedule.
If you experience bugs with the site report them to me. Some things may occasionally break, as coding problems tend to be a very "whack-a-mole" affair; and I'm still getting used to the interface.
#jayart#comic#webcomic#runaway to the stars#talita#aliens#speculative biology#spec bio#speculative evolution#spec evo#science fiction#scifi#hard scifi#uhhhh i can't think of anymore engagement tags#I'm terrible at advertising things#show your friends! show your dad! show your dog!
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cringefail exes oh my god
#sry for not drawing skk for four posts here u guys go. eat up#“i hate bsd so much i'm fucking LEAVING” i say as i make no effort to disassociate with the fandom or the show#i miss how i used to view skk😔😔😔😔😔 the silly lovers to enemies who are still clearly infatuated w each other after seven years#their backstory ruined me i hate it here#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#nakahara chuuya#chuuya nakahara#soukoku#skk#lotus draws
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“I hate the script, the vault dwellers sound so cheesy—“ my Brother in Steel you realize that’s the point, right? They were bred to act like the physical embodiment of an HR e-mail. Did you not catch the memo that Vault-Tec put out regarding their experiment facilities?
#fallout#fallout tv show#fallout tv series#they were raised to respect the Golden Rule they’re a bunch of fucking kindergartners#theyre MEANT TO BE CRINGE#plus if you keep watching you’ll SEE WHY THEY DO THAT#don’t quit in the first episode when you have so many more to explore wtf is wrong with them!!! it’s a good show!!!#sometimes I think people like to hate things just to hate them and I understand. truly. i am a certified hater too#but don't dog something that has reasoning!! you're meant to cringe! and you'll see why!!!#GIVE IT TIME IT WILL MAKE SENSE I PROMISE#fallout spoilers
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