#dog screaming

[wetdogblog]

This is TicToc the french bulldog!!!

I am doing his nails in this video and I promise he's perfectly fine - he's not hurt, he's just loud

[cheezy-whizz]

[lotus-pear]

hngghh domestic......

[larissoupy]

Thought you'd enjoy a photo of my dog screaming

[dyingbuck]

TAMAGOTCHI

[petitesmafia]

STORMBRINGER MANGA IS COMING OHMYGODDD I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS

[hickeygender]

i love that hickey's immediate defense mechanism to anything bad happening to him ever is to break out in the most scuffed patrick bateman type smile imaginable while he stalls for time to come up with a more sane response than either spitting vitriol or taking a chunk out of someone with his teeth.

his bitch wife having the gall to divorce HIM (god's greatest gift to bottoms and a known catch)? sniles. being unjustly flogged bloody in front of the crew after his genius 1000 iq plan doesn't pan out and land him an irish dilf? sniles so sneetly. telling goodsir to butcher billy, getting called out for killing his miserable ex-wife himself for din-din but reasonably drawing the line at meat processing, being clocked as growing up BROKE, and hearing "no" from a man he thought was a doormat?? i know in my heart that when he's sitting there for a moment with his rictus grin, his internal monologue is just incoherent violence like

[andr0nap-wf]

doggoframe 1999: the protopuppers

[cheezy-whizz]

Gay people will develop mental issues and make AT LEAST one of these movies their whole personality

[sskk-manifesto]

It's Shin Soukoku Starting

[lotus-pear]

"dazai would princess carry chuuya" "dazai would hold chuuya bridal style" no shutup dazai would pick chuuya up like he's a sopping wet kitten or a sack of potatoes

[gallusrostromegalus]

Got the brace off my ankle from the moose incident in October, had two weeks of normal mobility...

And sprained the fuck out of the other one .

[xxplastic-cubexx]

oh noooo or whatever

bonus aka The Real Motive Behind This:

SURPRISE double bonus. textless ver of the first pic under the cut

[canetteto]

Lamb

[milky-aeons]

the first thing you learned about Armed Detective Agent Dazai Osamu — he was a womaniser. and a damn good sweet-talker. and had large, mocha-coloured eyes that shifted between ochre and gold in the sunshine.

you never really stood a chance.

the first thing Dazai learned about you, was that you took your coffee with three spoonfuls of sugar. that you bit the sides of your nails while concentrating. but your expressions — they always reminded him of crystal glass. you were so transparent, so easy to look through, to judge. but in that transparency lay a type of genuineness. in a world where Dazai struggled to belong, he found you. you did not give him a reason to live — but you held his sinful, blood-stained hands without flinching and reminded him to eat his meals on time.

he never really stood a chance, either.

[shrimpy707]

bungo stray dogs is actually a fever dream because how am i supposed to explain that the piece of media that changed my life’s trajectory is essentially a big fanfiction featuring tons of authors???

like “oh yeah, fitzgerald was duking it out with atsushi and akutagawa on the moby dick. i swear it makes total sense and that shit was PEAK.”

or “yeah, edgar allan poe has this weird homoerotic rivalry going on, it’s crazy.” THE CONFUSION ON MY MOTHER’S FACE.

like you just had to be there to understand fr 😔