#doesn’t sound right

[iliveinarainbow]

thinking back to armand showing up with his cunty little sunglasses, and how it is clear as day that my little princess thought she was about to get laid that night.

he fully thought “today’s the day. daniel and louis will never be able to resist my beauty, and they will finally agree to the group project i’ve been planning in my head for the past 50 years”.

only to find out that his husband and dream plus one had turned against him… damn.

to be cockblocked by the consequences of your own actions… that just sucks pookie i’m sorry.

[acrossfromladystardust]

benedict cucumberpatch

[visenyaism]

love how in bg3 there is a god of tyranny AND a god of spider-tyranny. and the spider one is undoubtedly more effective that’s the power of unique theming for you

[wanologic]

live fast die young

[noodles-and-tea]

since you posted that art of s1 curly hair merlin i just can't stop picturing court sorcerer merlin all done up with his fancy clothes and his hair still a mess oh my god

Something about taking the manservant out of the sorcerer….

[fumifooms]

Chilchuck analysis speedrun: As a hardworking half-foot who grew up poor and discriminated against and had his gullibility taken advantage of multiple times in his early adventuring days, Chilchuck thinks optimism is a dangerous flaw. He’s stressed and strict all the time because his job is noticing details like traps that could get everyone killed before anyone knows it, he takes the lives of everyone to be on his shoulders, and with the way he speaks about it that probably partly reflects how he felt about taking it upon himself to provide for his family too. His life’s always been pretty centered around work and has become even moreso now that his wife left and everyone is independent, and due to past events he’s very iffy with bonding with coworkers. He thinks feelings and job are a disaster mix. Like with his wife or with parties hiring him as sacrifice, being open or having good faith is vulnerability which can get you hurt, so he processes and shows all his stress as anger instead of worry. Doing strict dieting probably isn’t helping the irritability what with hunger, and on top of being a hunger suppressant alcohol might be the main stress reliever he has.

His grey hairs are so earned

[jesuistrestriste]

thinking about art having to sit on the floor and fuck a fleshlight while he watches you ride patrick to death <3

[puhpandas]

hi. beckory and fronnie parallel

[moss-the-irishman]

Jason: I don’t know what you guys are talking about, I had a perfectly normal childhood at Camp Jupiter, anyway let me tell you about the time I got attacked by an entire cohort at the age of four.

@queen-of-weird-girl-nation @somewhereincairparavel @freddie-77-ao3

[propiniquitydemo]

making a collection of factually accurate lyrics about water

[blizardstar]

[steamedlotusroot]

as a native chinese, i feel like some of yall are taking the gods in lego monkie kid a bit too seriously. i understand why it feels iffy to ship / make silly content of deities that people worship irl (eg. nezha, sun wukong) but it’s a phenomenon on chinese social media too. c-netizens ship the fictionalized versions of these gods, which the gods of lego monkie kid are. they aren’t the actual gods people worship; they’re slightly tweaked versions of the book characters, just like any other chinese adaptation or retelling of jttw (and such stories like fsyy) also, no, nezha isn’t a child, in lmk or jttw or sometimes irl. just because he’s often depicted in child form doesn’t make him an immortal child. eros / cupid is often depicted as a winged baby, and he has a wife and kids. it’s basically the same thing here. nothing in lmk suggests that nezha is a child (his voice, his appearance, his personality etc. all imply he is an adult), and while he’s described as youthful in jttw, he’s already 1700+ years old by then and gods can shapeshift. people only think he’s an immortal baby because that’s a popular depiction of him, since one of his prominent myths is set during his childhood. but as long as you’re talking about the god nezha (fictionalized or the religious figure) and not the human child nezha, then that’s an adult [edit: the last sentence couldve been worded better. i would summarize it as “immortal youth nezha is a valid depiction and is popularized by mythology, but adult god nezha exists too and they are NOT mutually exclusive”]

[ardentpoop]

you guys really don’t get him tbfh

[venux777]

nico got a boyfriend before he got help

[batbirdies]

You know what is my biggest pet peeve about comics? The thing that makes me more insane than anything else??

All of bolded dialogue!! Because why! Do they need to bold so many words?? And they always bold the WRONG ONES forcing my brain to do weird gymnastics to try to read this dialogue in the correct tones until I eventually completely ignore the boldedness of the words and read it how I initially did in my head. Because whoever decides which words to bold is TERRIBLE at it.

[thenadnerb02]