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finally got my hands on “Interview with the vampire” by Anne Rice and girl…

why did nobody tell me about the whole plantation situation????

you guys are telling me that the vampires i’ve been babygirlyfying for two whole seasons are slave owners in book canon??

tf.

i knew some things about the books but this was not one of them and i’m shocked to say the least.

(i’ve never seen the og movie, plz don’t crucify me, so idk if this was mentioned there but i’m bamboozled rn)

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to have daemon be the one to hallucinate himself fucking his own mother is just…

they really took aemond’s storyline and gave it to daemon huh.

i’m sorry but if there is one crazy inbred blond man who wants to fondle his mom that’s aemond.

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i mean it in the kindest way possible when i say that if i’d been armand i would NEVER have let daniel live after this scene.

this is peak desperation, and most importantly peak humiliation, and i simply would never be able to go on with my life knowing that someone who witnessed me in this state is still alive and vibing somewhere in the world.

and yes he did fuck up daniel’s memory but i’m sorry that would not be enough for me.

to get to a point in your marriage where you have to beg a random guy you’ve just met to teach you how to get your husband to find you interesting??

look at my man. a whole ass eternal being who has been alive for centuries begging a 20 something year old to teach him how to be cool.

nah, absolutely not.

i would be forced to kill daniel, and then i would probably just spontaneously combust out of sheer embarrassment bc girl no.

armand my princess you have definitely pulled some stunts but i do feel for you.

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armand turning daniel is his version of a marriage proposal, bc now they can to be together forever.

that’s it.

that’s all i had to say.

i thank you for your attention.

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you’re serving cunt.

your husband of 70 years has just found out you killed his kid, smacked your body into a wall and told you to pack your bags and get out. you know he’s going back to his ex who is also your ex. you’re battered and bruised and you’re still serving cunt??

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS!!

MY PRINCESS JUST CAN’T STOP EATING UP EVERY.SINGLE.FRAME!!

assad zaman my queen i would like to personally thank your parents for conceiving you bc WOW.

not being dramatic when i say that his beauty is out of this world and we do not deserve it, but damn i’m glad we still get to see it.

just want to thank assad for allowing us to witness his gorgeousness.

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thinking back to armand showing up with his cunty little sunglasses, and how it is clear as day that my little princess thought she was about to get laid that night.

he fully thought “today’s the day. daniel and louis will never be able to resist my beauty, and they will finally agree to the group project i’ve been planning in my head for the past 50 years”.

only to find out that his husband and dream plus one had turned against him… damn.

to be cockblocked by the consequences of your own actions… that just sucks pookie i’m sorry.

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