the prodigal queer returns. doki. 28. any pronouns. doki_da elsewhere.
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ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige
#hi i work in a paint dept at a hardware store and im moving into my FIRST HOUSE in december!!!#my pinterest boards literally look like a concept board for a kids show and i FUCKING LOVE IT
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being anticapitalist with a strong work ethic is so fucking embarrassing like my managers don't deserve this
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Having a job just really doesn’t fit into my fangirl schedule rn
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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself
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okay this post is from 2013 but i think i was cooking a little bit
there should be a star trek line of makeup called set phasers to stunning and it would have a green blusher palette called “fascinating” and really red lipstick called “mudd’s women” and purple eyeshadows called “dammit jim” because he gets beat up a lot
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imagining a world where askjeeves won out as the most popular search engine so people having arguments online end up saying stuff like "literally just ask jeeves about this, it's not hard"
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the kind of shit mordecai and rigby would almost die over
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okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!!
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