#does this even make sense tho like do you guys know what I mean šŸ˜­ I feel like Iā€™m not describing it well
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gio-cosmo Ā· 9 months ago
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Iā€™ve been playing bg3 so much I hear the dice roll sound effect in my dreams
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azulpitlane Ā· 5 months ago
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be aggressive l ln4
lando norris x dcc!reader summary: the internet is curious as to why lando suddenly has an interest in american football, specifically with the dallas cowboys masterlist
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f1gossip Lando Norris and Mclaren CEO, Zak Brown at the Dallas Cowboys game today in the AT&T stadium!!
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user his ass did not wanna be therešŸ˜­
user lando?? american football?? huh???
user guys it was sponsored by hilton!! pretty sure thats why they attended
user makes sense cause bro looked miserable by the second half of the game
user a strange strange sight
user mf was bored the whole game except when the cheerleaders performed LMFAO
user the video of him locking in as soon as they stepped out in the fieldšŸ’€ ā†Ŗuser WHERES THE VIDEO HAHAH? ā†Ŗuser the video is all over twitter, cameraman did him dirty lmfao
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yourusername victory sundayšŸ’™šŸ¤šŸ’™
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user lesss goooo cowboys
user FAVE DCC
user in y/n we trustšŸ§Žā€ā™€ļø
user wait a minute- lando what are you doing here?!?
user no cause i noticed that toošŸ‘€
user obsessed with you
user patiently waiting for the lando girlies to realize he followed her immediately after tonights game
user poor lando didnt get the follow back thošŸ˜­šŸ˜­
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yourusername first ever grand prix!!! such a delight to perform for these lovely facesāœØ
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user you guys made paying hundreds of dollars for a ticket worth it tbh
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user another lando like, jolene im begging you pls dont take my manšŸ˜”
user its the other way around for mešŸ˜© lando needs to back off my girl
user šŸ”„
landonorris amazing performancešŸ˜
user oh we're getting bold??? user down bad lando is my favorite lando fr user OMGGG FUTURE WAG Y/N??
user STOP is she the reason lando went to that cowboys game a few weeks ago
user going to her games and they're not even dating yet, gotta respect the game tbhšŸ˜­
user sorry to break girls' hearts but there's videos of her and lando talking at the gp and he was blushing and giving her heart eyes the whole time
user literally came to her account cause of that video HAHAH
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landonorris 'murica
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user PASSENGER PRINCESS LANDO???
user ARE THOSE DCC BOOTS IN THE LAST SLIDE???
user it HAS to be the cheerleader he just followed cause they wear the exact same boots ā†Ŗuser her name is Y/N!! put some respect in our dcc queen's name ā†Ŗuser yes maamšŸ«”, i apologize for my ignorance as a brit
user lando in a cowboy hat?? SHOW IT TO ME NOW RACHEL
maxfewtrell man you never let me drive when youre in the car
landonorris yeah cause i dont trust u maxfewtrell YOUVE KNOWN ME LONGER THAN Y/N??this comment has been deleted
user did max just confirm it is y/n THEE DCC in the last slidešŸ§ā€ā™€ļø
user LMFAOO i know lando gave him an earful after that deleted comment user too late for him to delete, I HAVE IT PRINTED OUT! Y/N AND LANDO CONFIRMED
user streets are saying it's y/n in the last slide... we lost her guysšŸ˜”
user AND WE LOST HER TO A BRITISH MANšŸ’”šŸ’”
user now we wait for y/n to follow him and start soft launching too
danielricciardo glad i trusted the process
landonorris TOLD YOU user i hate when they comment inside jokes, got me feeling left out :(
user wait the way he let her drive even though hes said before he hates not being in control, meaning he already trusts heršŸ„¹
user i love her already omg
user lando dating an american cheerleader is actually the most lando thing ever
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yourusername current side mission: turning a brit into a texan
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user bae just tag lando norris, we know it's him
user NOO I WAS HOPING IT WAS JUST RUMORSšŸ’”
user girl lando does not know who you are ā†Ŗuser i was talking about y/n ā†Ŗuser oh sorry, valid reaction tbh
user the matching pictures of her driving and him as the passenger princess on his post omg this is the most perfect soft launch i fear
user i waited for 3 and half years for her and white man did it in one weekšŸ˜©
user her soft launching as if max didnt already confirm it on landos post
yourusername shhh just pretend you didn't see that, cant have my soft launch ruined ā†Ŗuser sorry maam, whatever you say maam
user lando is so posh but she has him driving dirt bikes and going to rodeos HAHAHHA
user the way he looked just watching a football game was hilarious, i cant even imagine a rodeo
user as a european f1 fan, can someone explain why she's so loved? (IM ASKING IN THE NICEST WAY POSSIBLE I SWEAR)
user LOL she's a cheerleader for the dallas cowboys football team which is a huge deal here! it's pretty hard to join the squad but shes a fifth year veteran (about to retire after this year) and she's known as one of the sweetest and kindest leaders on the squad!! she also met lando at a game!
user does she know she has twitter freaking out with this post?
user not that im complaining but this is the first time i see an f1 couple getting so much love HOW AND WHY??
user well y/n is quite literally america's sweetheart
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yourusername one last christmas showšŸ„¹
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user what is dcc without y/nā˜¹ļø
user gonna miss her so bad
user still looked amazing
user okay but is she still with that nascar driver or whatever cause wowwwwwšŸ˜
landonorris yes, she is still with the FORMULA ONE DRIVER. ā†Ŗuser OMG AN OFFICIAL CONFIRMATION???
pietra.pilao be with me please?
landonorris šŸ¤Ø
landonorris woah woah you didnt say you were gonna post this one??? you look too good???
yourusername what happened to not commenting on each other's post until the hard launchšŸ™‚ (but ty ily) landonorris i take that back. (ily more) ā†Ŗuser theyre losers but i love them your honor
footballplayer šŸ”„
landonorris yeah nice tryšŸ¤£
user landos fighting for his life in these comments HAHA
user he fr ruined y/n's soft launch cause he cant handle these commenters hitting on her omfg
user kinda scared to comment, i dont want lando coming for me
user please dont be in love with someone elsešŸ˜©please dont have somebody waiting on youšŸ˜©
landonorris she is in fact in love with someone else and does in fact have somebody waiting on her (ME) ā†Ŗuser lando is a loser bf CONFIRMED
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landonorris winter break means football games with my beautiful girl
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user finally the hard launch
user she literally is turning him into a texan GRAHHHHšŸ¦…šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø
user *pretends to be shocked*
yourusername ILYYYYYYY
landonorris ā¤ļø
user sad about her retiring dcc but happy we'll be getting so much WAG content
user OMG i didnt even think of this ā†Ŗuser already imagining the paddock fitsšŸ˜©
user ig i have to accept shes officially taken :(
landonorris yeah. ā†Ŗuser chill bro aint nobody taking her from you
user bro saw all the thrist comments on her last post and decided to hard launch
maxfewtrell ranch in texas when??
yourusername OMG SOON PLEASE @/LANDONORRIS?? ā†Ŗlandonorris um idk about that ā†Ŗyourusername šŸ¤Ø ā†Ŗlandonorris I MEANT ILL THINK ABOUT IT!! IT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEAšŸ˜šŸ«¶
user shes got him on a LEASH
danielricciardo ahh feels like yesterday that you bought tickets for the game AND the flight to have a 5 second interaction with the cute dcc
user damn lando was down bad wthšŸ˜­ landonorris thank you for making this public information. ā†Ŗyourusername hey at least you beat the norizz allegations! eventually...
user as an american, im allowing you to count cota as your home race for bagging this queen
user oh lando norris i underestimated your game
User he gets the y'all pass now
landonorris THANK YALLLLLL
user the americanfication of lando is not something i knew i needed, but i did. thank you miss y/n
yourusername youre welcome, he will be listening to zach bryan and dolly parton in no timešŸ«”
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notes: one thing about me is im gonna start getting lazy at the end of every smau i make. LOL. anyway i love american reader if you havent noticed already :)
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bomber-grl Ā· 8 months ago
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Cuddle/Sleep Headcanons šŸ’¤šŸŒ™
Pairing(s): characters x Gn!reader
Character(s): Percy, Jason, Leo, Frank, Hazel, Annabeth, Piper, Calypso, Ethan, Nico, Octavian, Reyna
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Percy Jackson
Heā€™s a horrible sleeper
I mean sure, you can sleep and cuddle like the couple you are
However, that doesnā€™t stop him from sleeping wildly
Limbs sprawled all over the freaking place and the only reason you know is because of the concerning amount of times youā€™ve woken up under some of them
To make it worse?
Heā€™s a blanket hogger
He doesnā€™t rlly hog it in the sense that he steals it all
I mean he does, but he sorta just slides off the bed and takes the rest of the blanket with him
The urge to just šŸ”«
But yea šŸ˜ž
Nice to cuddle with but not to sleep with sorry not sorry
6/10
Jason Grace
Kinda stiff ngl
Like damn bitch, you live like this?
Plus he sleeps on his back face up šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
Like wtf Jason
Are u ok?
In terms of actually cuddling, heā€™s pretty good
His arms are firm and his hugs are tight yet comforting
Plus he smells pretty good
Like no joke
Iā€™d kinda see you sleeping on his chest since bro sleeps on his back
Itā€™s nice but the stiffness is not appreciated šŸ™…
Atleast heā€™s not a blanket hogger and heā€™s quite considerate with the blankets and stuff
So
8/10
Leo Valdez
He sleeps two different ways
The first way is pretty compacted
What I mean is, he sleeps he sleeps bundled up by the blanket in a blanket burrito
The other one is where he sleeps sprawled out, limbs all over the place, blanket discarded
Just like Percy
So when heā€™s in a blanket burrito best believe heā€™s taking you with him
He usually does this during winter because he naturally runs hot
Anyway, he pulls you in and kinda bundled the blanket around you two for you guys to cuddle and be as close as possible
But when heā€™s sprawled out with his limbs everywhere he likes to cuddle with you on top of him
That or youā€™re abused and crushed by him in your sleep
Plus yknow how he runs hot? Well itā€™s absolute hell
Itā€™s so hot and honestly suffocating when heā€™s sleeping on you šŸ’€
Throw him on the ground pls
Ima rate him a 7/10 cuz he ainā€™t bad and if anything I love him so šŸ¤·
Frank Zhang
Heā€™s the best
Sortaā€¦
Heā€™s obviously huge so
He fully embraces you and hugs you so itā€™s pretty comfortable
And he sleeps on his side or stomach so thereā€™s plenty of room
Even if heā€™s a bit stiff heā€™s still pretty nice to cuddle with
Heā€™s pretty considerate on how you like to sleep/cuddle
He likes holding you so heā€™s not that picky
Honestly nothing to complain about with him
Except for one thingā€¦
You canā€™t tell me this guy doesnā€™t fart šŸ˜
Iā€™m sorry but he just gives me those vibes
And itā€™s so bad
And not even on purpose either
It just happens but itā€™s the most traumatic thing ever
He feels pretty bad too šŸ˜­
Also when yā€™all are sleeping you just end up on different sides of the bed
Heā€™s just casually on top of the blanket and you canā€™t even pull it from under him
Youā€™re left shivering in the cold
Hazel Levesque
I love her šŸ«¶
I see her sleeping on her sides and stomach tbh
Sheā€™s so sweet too
She loves to cuddle with you and even tho she doesnā€™t rlly have a firm grip she still likes to hold you
She especially likes to sleep on you
Either on your chest or just cuddled up to you
And she smells pretty sweet
Like clean laundry too like lawd
But ofc thereā€™s gotta be some downsides
Thereā€™s isnā€™t really none with her, but with you
You end up stealing the blankets and hazel wakes up mad and cranky
Thatā€™s all and she quickly forgives you
Annabeth Chase
Sleeps on her back or side
She doesnā€™t really like cuddling all that much
She prefers to have some space and stuff when she sleeps
But if you want, sheā€™s open to cuddling
She loves to both be held and to hold you
Mostly itā€™s mutual holding
Plus she probably sleeps with the fan on
Idk how to explain it
If youā€™re the type to always talk during night time then sheā€™d react differently
Like if you gotta sleep asap cuz of the mission and all you do is yap
Then sheā€™s turning her back on you and ignoring
What a meanie
At least she apologizes the next day but still
I donā€™t rlly see her stealing the blanket or anything but she is pretty stiff
Like besides hugging and stuff she lowkey just lets you hug her when she doesnā€™t feel like moving
Mood
Also since she smells good ofc ur gon sniff and sheā€™ll be weirded out and ignore u this way too šŸ˜ž
Piper McLean
She sleeps anyway tbh
She pretty cuddly and likes to snuggle w you
She usually likes to be held, but either way is fine
Especially after a fight or exhausting time with monsters
Sheā€™ll hold you in her arms too
She smells pretty nice and if you say so?
Well she finds it endearing
Unlike a certain someone
*cough cough* annabeth
But yea sheā€™s the best
But she wonā€™t hesitate to kick you out if you refuse to share the blanket
She gets enough crap from Leo
Who is just constantly annoying her
Calypso
The best
Like she fr loves to cuddle
With everything sheā€™s been through best believe sheā€™s the best cuddler
Honestly she sleeps whatever way
Sheā€™s another who loves to be held and to hold others
Especially if youā€™re hurt or anything
Then sheā€™s try and tend to you
Even in sleep
Most times sheā€™s a small spoon
Sheā€™s loved so many people who never loved her back
So perhaps sheā€™s just a tad bit touch starved
And would obviously give in to any affection
As previously mentioned she loves to hold you too
Mostly just having you lean on her shoulder or lay on her lap but it also extends to cuddling on occasion
Sheā€™ll have you lay on her chest and in her arms and play with your hair
Ethan Nakamura
Heā€™s so stiff itā€™s painful
(Not actually)
Heā€™s definitely loyal, the books show that much
So despite his personal feelings with touch (heā€™s no doubt another touch starved person) heā€™d like to cuddle with you nonetheless
Not much in the beginning but heā€™d definitely warm up to you
And in the process, realize how much he wants it
Heā€™ll let you love him however you want (cuddle him) and let you play with his hair
Which he loves
Eventually he gets enough courage to reciprocate
But heā€™s still stiff
Not the best when hugging or cuddling you because of how flustered he gets
Once you two go to bed and he falls asleep, he gets pretty subconsciously protective so heā€™ll hold you tight
Nico Di Angelo
Yes
Just yes
He loves to cuddle never made it obvious before tho
Another who was pretty stiff and touch starved
He gets over it quickly when he sees what you have to offer
I mean usually he just sleeps bundled up under the blankets, engulfed by their warmth
But with you there he just pulls you under the blankets with him so you can cuddle that way
Is mostly just mutual holding
He mostly just liked to intertwine your legs or hold onto you like a koala
I see him as a blanket stealer when youā€™re not glued together
Heā€™s either super sleepy or not at all
When heā€™s tired he just drags you to bed, since thatā€™s the only time nightmares donā€™t plague him
But when hes suffering from his insomnia he likes it when you stay up and talk with him
Idk to him it feels intimate but if you choose to go to bed, he wonā€™t take it personally
If you play with his hair he wonā€™t admit it but he loves it
Octavian
Ew.
Sorry I hate him but seeing that youā€™re here, you probs love him
So letā€™s get this over w
Heā€™s rlly long and lanky and boney
Doesnā€™t stop yall from cuddling tho ig
And like a weirdo he sleeps on his back, arms to his side, head facing upward
Honestly probably obsessed with you
Only way heā€™d cuddle/ be in a relationship with you
Heā€™s probably never been touched by another person
So he definitely likes to be held
Plus the bastard is selfish
And he doesnā€™t hold you
šŸ˜ā€¦
Yea so 1/10
Iā€™m being generous
Reyna Ramirez-Arellano
I love her šŸ˜­šŸ«¶šŸ«¶
Yea she probs love you so ofc sheā€™s gonna cuddle w u
Often times sheā€™s busy with the duties of praetor so she canā€™t cuddle šŸ˜ž
But itā€™s ok cuz when she can itā€™s the best
Not only is she holding you and making you feel cared after
But she also plays with your hair
Also you have to hold her
I donā€™t make the rules, just look at her, she needs it
When you do sheā€™s a bit put off
But eventually she lets you coddle her
So more often than not sheā€™s little spoon and comfortable
Just like she deserves
Yes beautiful
9/10
ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”-
Note: I just realized Reyna is a hunter now idk why I even wrote hers šŸ˜­ maybe pre-hunter Reyna??? Idk man
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cheeseceli Ā· 6 months ago
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When they have a crush
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Pairing: ot7 BTS Ɨ Gn!reader (individually)
Genre: headcanon, fluff
Request: types of dumb or random things bts members will do while they are crushing on someone and wants their attention?
Warnings: mentions of food at jin's
A/n: I feel like I'm getting better at making the layout of these posts :)
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Jin
ā€ŒThis man ain't even trying to bring out his boyfriend material
ā€ŒHe's going for the husband material
ā€ŒCooks for you quite a lot
ā€ŒAlways bringing you some lunch or just a few baked goodies (and never allowing the boys to eat it beforehand)
ā€ŒRuns errands with you because he "has nothing better to do" when in reality he's just desperate to be with you for a while
ā€ŒHe even has "cleaning dates" with youšŸ˜­
ā€ŒI see him to be a huge fan of domesticity ngl
ā€ŒSo if there's anything he can do to bring out this side in your relationship, even if you're only on the friendship stage yet, you can bet that's what he's gonna do
ā€ŒAnd he 100% expects your friends to make the "you seem like an old married couple" jokes because !!
ā€ŒThat's precisely his goal!!
ā€ŒOnce he gets to know your family, he even wants your family to be expecting the day you'll both start to date
ā€ŒJin is just the definition of husband material and he knows it, that's how he tries to make you look at him
Suga
ā€ŒStick to the end and hear me out
ā€ŒJokes
ā€ŒI know how that sounds but I promise you it makes sensešŸ˜­
ā€ŒYoongi is the typa guy to be effortlessly (and questionably) funny
ā€ŒLike that one time the staff said "whoever has the ball wins" and he replied with "then we are all winners"
ā€ŒHowever !
ā€ŒHe keeps on doing those jokes like he'd always do
ā€ŒBut now he unconsciously looks at your direction
ā€ŒWould you laugh? Would you find it weird? Did you even pay attention?
ā€ŒIf, after developing this crush of him, he notices that you actually laugh at his jokes
ā€ŒYou can be sure he'll do them a lot
ā€ŒBut it's so subtle you don't even notice he's doing it to make you laugh/have your attention
ā€ŒHowever, he does pay attention to you quite a lot so he can always be the first one to notice your smile growing
J-hope
ā€ŒEndless excuses to see you
ā€ŒHe will purposely "forget" his things at your place just so he can go back there (and forget some more things)
ā€ŒIt's an infinite cycle
ā€ŒSometimes he will accidentally leave his sweatshirts with you
ā€ŒAnd then he'll be like "could you give it back to me? We can go to that restaurant I was telling you about and then you can give it to me"
ā€ŒBut then he will tell you that the night is cold so it's okay if you want to wear his sweatshirt while you're both out
ā€ŒAnd then he also forgets to take it back
ā€ŒWow who would ever imagine this could happen
ā€ŒSo now you both need to see each other again because he really wants that sweatshirt
ā€ŒBro is still trying to grow the courage to properly ask you out
ā€ŒSo even if you do catch up on his small antics, please engage on it
ā€ŒHe just needs a little bit of impulse šŸ˜­
Namjoon
ā€ŒWhenever he wants your attention, he starts to talk
ā€ŒAnd with that I mean he TALKS
ā€ŒWon't shut up for a second
ā€ŒAnd he won't even make sense, bro is talking about the dumbest and more random things you could ever imagine
ā€Œ "I wouldn't want to live in mars, it sounds depressing. Neptune sounds cool though, don't you think?"
ā€ŒLike?? How do you want me to answer to that hunšŸ˜­
ā€ŒBut it's kinda sweet because he becomes a professional yapper to gain your attention, but once he gets it he let's you do all the talking
ā€ŒHe didn't really want to talk, he just wanted you to be there with him
ā€ŒSo you can talk all you want, he will pay attention to every single word with a little smile on his face
Jimin
ā€ŒDeadass stares at you
ā€ŒNot in a creepy way tho, just in a "please look at me I really want your attention right now"
ā€ŒAnd will keep on staring at you until you give in
ā€ŒHeavy on physical touch as well
ā€ŒAt this stage of your relationship, everything is friendly of course
ā€ŒBecause he is scared of letting you know he's in love with youšŸ’€ even if that's pretty much the whole point
ā€ŒHowever
ā€ŒHe still craves a lot of your touch
ā€ŒHugs all the time, holds and plays with your hand, the same goes to your hair...
ā€ŒSometimes you can't even go somewhere without him following you like a shadow
ā€ŒTrust me, if he wants your attention he will find a way to have it
Taehyung
ā€ŒHe will ask for it
ā€ŒLike, literally
ā€ŒI see him as a very straightforward person so he'll just be like "y/n pay attention to me"
ā€ŒMultiple times, until you actually do stop whatever you were doing and look at him
ā€ŒAnd his reaction will be like šŸ˜„
ā€ŒI see him doing this slightly more subtly when he's trying to get your attention from someone else
ā€ŒIf he feels you're talking to Jin, for example, for a very long while now, he won't hesitate on sitting next to you
ā€ŒAnd kinda throwing himself on top of you
ā€Œlmao scratch what I said, that's not subtle at all
ā€ŒBut at least he doesn't say what he wants from you out loud ig
Jungkook
ā€ŒYou think this man is competitive?
ā€ŒThat's because you haven't seen him trying to impress you
ā€ŒAre you watching the dance practice? You can bet that Jungkook is giving 3 times his all
ā€ŒAre you watching the recording? Bro becomes Mariah Carey in two seconds
ā€ŒThe boys' biggest fear is when they are playing basketball or something like that and you're watching it
ā€ŒThey KNOW they are going to lose
ā€ŒIt can be a 6Ɨ1, nothing is stopping him from impressing you like that
ā€ŒBut if you're the one playing against him? He's probably gonna win the match no matter what, but he's going to be extremely soft at least!
ā€ŒPlease do compliment him on how he was, he needs to know it was worth itšŸ˜­
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Masterlist | you'll probably like: when you're rejected by your crush
Thank you for reading <3
Taglist (open!): @yuyubeans
Credits for images 1 , 2 and 3
Dividers by @k1ssyoursister
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thatdeadaquarius Ā· 1 year ago
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So like I just went through almost all your language posts and I was wondering what if like the creator sometimes just switches languages out of no where and everyone is just like:šŸ˜ƒ. Cuz like they donā€™t understand what they mean and it happens randomly too or when theyā€™re irritated and they just start cussing in like 3 different languages at once
IM SO SORRY TO DO IT TO YOU-
but i think ive written some stuff abt this before?
u know what tho.
ive got an even better idea. my ā€œgo-toā€ if you will.
Torture Alhaitham.
>:)
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^^^ ALHAITHAM RUNNING U DOWN AFTER YOU SAY EXACTLY (1) WORD IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE HEā€™S NEVER HEARD-
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Sun: Gender neutral Reader (you/they/them)
Orbit: SHORT headcanons-ish?, Language shenanigans!
Stars: Alhaitham (suffer lol)
Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: None Known & Trigger Warnings: None Known.
heā€™s watching you. constantly.
heā€™s always writing about you.
heā€™s following you around Sumeru City.
heā€™s following you around Port Ormos.
heā€™s at your house-
Alhaitham learns you speak multiple languages before any other akademiya schloar, and heā€™s submitting a thesis about ā€œthe Greatest Lords languages from their home worldā€
before you can even say ā€œIā€™ll think about itā€ in any language u know lol
people have definitely mistaken him as your favored acolyte (not that he does much to deny it)
and talk to him like heā€™s your secretary?? ā€¦oh, welp.
Alhaitham knows your schedule for the next month within a week of following you
mans is willing to do the MOST to get you to sit down and just start talking in a language at him
want food? his specialty dish ingredients are always at the ready at his house
want literature? heā€™s offering to literally break into the akademiya (or giving you a copy of his house key to have access to his personal library all the time)
(tho kaveh is practically hugging you to his chest as you walk around perusing as he talks ur ear off lmao)
Haitham (he sometimes insists you call him when itā€™s just you two) wants to singlehandedly be the first person who understands every word you say when u coo at dogs in another language
or cuss out a fictional character for being stupid
CRYING U CANT EVEN GET MAD AT HIM BC
every time u get pissed heā€™s interrupting every other word you say to ask for definitions/clarifications of slang šŸ˜­
send help heā€™s made a red string theory board of all the languages youā€™ve used to try and just- make sense of all their rules and when you use them and how to tell the difference and oh no-
Alhaithamā€™s hanging pictures of you mid-sentence with ur mouth open or even worse when ur yelling.
ā€¦u know maybe its not for an akademiya project, maybe heā€™s just trying to humble you. šŸ’€
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language sagaus my beloved <3
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can you pls do an outsiders x Nerdy fem reader? Like, braces boy band fangirl who rants about comics type. Would rather have it being Curtis sister reader but you can do whatever, tyy <33
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Gang w/ a Nerdy!Reader Ėšą­Øą­§ā‹†ļ½”Ėš ā‹†
The Outsiders x Fem!Reader
ą­Øą­§ : The Curtis gang with a nerdy reader
A/N : This is kinda bad bcs I get unmotivated to write sometimes but I swear Iā€™m trying omg. Also I didnā€™t do Curtis sister simply so itā€™d be more ambiguous, sorry šŸ’” Anyways this is literally me except I just donā€™t have braces anymore
Ė–āŗā€§ā‚ŠĖš šŸ‘“ Ėšā‚Šā€§āŗĖ–
Darry
ą­Ø You cut pics of The Rolling Stones members, etc out of the newspapers he reads and keep them
ą­Ø Heā€™s confused at first then heā€™s like ā€œOh..ā€ when he realizes whatā€™s happening- he doesnā€™t mind tho
ą­Ø You write the dumbest little notes/pickup lines and put them in his lunch bag for work
ą­Ø He doesnā€™t understand most of them but he likes them regardless
ą­Ø He read comics here and there when he was a kid, but he definitely doesnā€™t anymore šŸ˜­
ą­Ø Heā€™s always arguing with Pony about those things and just doesnā€™t really get it
ą­Ø Even though he doesnā€™t understand yours and Ponyā€™s infatuation with stuff like that, he thinks itā€™s nice youā€™re able to bond with each other over it
ą­Ø At some point you convince him to watch one of your favorite sci-fi type tv shows with you whenever he isnā€™t busy
ą­Ø Itā€™s a pipeline of him saying he doesnā€™t like it, pretending he doesnā€™t like it, then being really invested in it
ą­Ø Anyways, even if your interests donā€™t exactly line up, you still love each other
ą­Ø You rambling over stuff all the time honestly helps him forget about the stress in his life
Two-Bit
ą­Ø He has no room to talk when his favorite show is still Mickey Mouse at the age of 18 and a half
ą­Ø He thinks itā€™s cute in an endearing way
ą­Ø He makes fun of you a bit but he doesnā€™t mean it seriously- thatā€™s just how he is
ą­Ø You guys discuss superheroes together and get way too in depth about it
ą­Ø When he sees your room for the first time thereā€™s like little figurines everywhere, etc and heā€™s just like ā€œHuh, I have that one tooā€ while pointing at the Hulk or something
ą­Ø He doesnā€™t gaf, at least itā€™s clean unlike his
ą­Ø If you have braces, heā€™s absolutely making jokes about it
ą­Ø Youā€™re getting called metal mouth but itā€™s out of love I promise
ą­Ø He doesnā€™t let other people make jokes about it though
ą­Ø Like thatā€™s his job!!! Leave his girl alone!!!
ą­Ø This man defends you with his life Iā€™m so serious
ą­Ø Anyways, whenever he gets super drunk and he starts rambling the exact same way you do normally so it sort of evens you out
ą­Ø Idk what else to even say because you both just make so much sense- it seems so obvious
Steve
ą­Ø I hate to say it, but he calls you brace-face
ą­Ø Ironic because he needs some himself!!! šŸ˜Š
ą­Ø You said something along those lines to him once and he was so caught off guard and offended
ą­Ø Even though heā€™s a smartass and youā€™d figure heā€™d be mean abt it, I feel like heā€™s probably kinda the same as you- at least when he was younger
ą­Ø Bro knows his DC and Marvel lore
ą­Ø You guys are constantly re-watching ā€˜Godzillaā€™ together
ą­Ø Thereā€™s probably a picture of him from when he was younger dressed as it for Halloween or something too
ą­Ø You have made him go to a concert with you
ą­Ø He didnā€™t even really care about you freaking out over the guys, he was more upset that you chose The Beach Boys of all people
ą­Ø He considers it ā€œSoc musicā€
ą­Ø You most likely donā€™t understand anything about cars
ą­Ø He could sit there for hours trying to explain stuff to you and it just wonā€™t click
ą­Ø Heā€™s like ā€œHow can you remember every fucking Beach Boys song but not what an exhaust does??ā€
ą­Ø Okay you probably arenā€™t that dense but still
Dallas
ą­Ø Yeahhh, heā€™s making fun of you
ą­Ø Itā€™s out of love tho šŸ˜‡ most of the time..
ą­Ø You constantly make references about comics and shows and he has no clue what youā€™re talking about
ą­Ø You use the word kryptonite around him and heā€™s like ā€œ..What the HELL did you just say to me?ā€
ą­Ø Most of the things you ramble about, he doesnā€™t understand, like, at all
ą­Ø Much to his dismay, he canā€™t help his features from softening when he watches you do it
ą­Ø You definitely gives him a break from all the reckless crazy stuff he does
ą­Ø You use so many big words (they usually arenā€™t that crazy) and heā€™s just like ā€œCould you speak English?ā€
ą­Ø When he first went inside your room, it was covered in posters from movies like ā€˜Dracula,ā€™ ā€˜Creature from the Black Lagoon,ā€™ ā€˜Psycho,ā€™ ā€˜Frankenstein,ā€™ ā€˜The Birds,ā€™ etc
ą­Ø At first he was like ā€œJesusā€¦ā€ but really he thought it was pretty cool
ą­Ø You guys are horror movie enjoyersā‰ļø
ą­Ø Youā€™re probably more of a geek over them than he is, but itā€™s just barely (heā€™d never admit it)
Soda
ą­Ø You definitely fangirl over The Beatles and it lowkey hurts his feelings
ą­Ø You have to be like ā€œSoda.. you literally look like a movie star why are you worried-ā€
ą­Ø Yes you know Paulā€™s blood type, time of birth, and who his fourth cousin twice removed is; so what? šŸ™„
ą­Ø Knowledge-wise you balance each other out
ą­Ø You have amazing grades in all your classes and heā€™s dropped out šŸ¤ but on the other hand, you are not very street smart
ą­Ø Like if you have a gun held to your head, letā€™s hope theyā€™ll ask you trivia about ā€˜The Twilight Zoneā€™ for your freedom
ą­Ø Anyways, he tries to keep up with and understand the stuff you talk about
ą­Ø Give him time šŸ’” heā€™s trying
ą­Ø He probably already knows a bit from having grown up with Pony, but itā€™s still nothing crazy
ą­Ø He carries around extra wax for your braces in his pocket in case they ever start hurting you (idk if they were invented yet in the 60ā€™s but letā€™s pretend)
ą­Ø Throws wrenches and things like that at Steve if he says stuff about you
ą­Ø You get pretty insecure since heā€™s so popular with girls and they usually arenā€™t like you; but heā€™s always reassuring you over it
Johnny
ą­Ø You guys read comics together
ą­Ø Heā€™s a spider-man lover and Iā€™ll die on this hill
ą­Ø Someone write Johnny Cade spider-man au rn
ą­Ø Heā€™s constantly telling Dallas to ā€œlay offā€ when he says stuff about you
ą­Ø Finds your braces cute- he thinks they just add to your charm
ą­Ø Anything that helps him somewhat escape reality, he enjoys; he gladly talks about nerdy stuff with you
ą­Ø He gets along with Pony so well and he has most of those interests, and itā€™s the same way with you
ą­Ø You guys sit in the lot and stargaze constantly; each time you point out and name the constellations along with explaining their backstories
ą­Ø He listens with a fond smile on his face every time
ą­Ø He thinks itā€™s cool youā€™re able to remember all of that
ą­Ø Youā€™re both just so cute Iā€™m crying
ą­Ø Whenever he comes over, he always admires the figures, posters, books, etc you have around your room
Pony
ą­Ø Idc his ass is also a nerd
ą­Ø Maybe not in the exact ways you are, but he definitely still is
ą­Ø You help him in certain classes heā€™s not doing well in which he is extremely thankful for
ą­Ø You guys also read comics together šŸ˜‹
ą­Ø Usually you make him read them out loud though since you love his voice and also think heā€™s good at the sound effects
ą­Ø That being said, you both give each other book recommendations
ą­Ø You guys go to the drive-in/theater together constantly and have heavy debriefings over all of the movies (mainly the sci-fi ones)
ą­Ø You guys are both big fans of Elvis
ą­Ø Heā€™s a fan music-wise, youā€™re a fan of literally everything
ą­Ø Youā€™ve seen every single one of his movies. Multiple times.
ą­Ø Definitely makes him a little jealous but he tells himself itā€™s not a big deal
ą­Ø He canā€™t even be mad at you geeking out when he preforms on TV, he understands
ą­Ø All that being said, you guys actually go really well together
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angelicdanvers Ā· 11 months ago
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BREATHE DEEPER | four.
a charlie bushnell x fem!reader social media fic.
y/n
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y/n ā€” australiaā€™s my new fav country
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levizmiller iā€™m challenging you to another round of pool tonight ā†³ y/n bet
iamcharliebushnell whenā€™d you go to australia? šŸ˜­ ā†³ y/n when u didnā€™t show up for acai bowls >:( ā†³ iamcharliebushnell im sowwy ā†³ y/n DONT YOU DARE ā†³ iamcharliebushnell okok sorry but thought you'd be in london ā†³ y/n soon, yeah :')
levizmiller y/n im gonna poke you ā†³ y/n okayy hi ā†³ levizmiller letā€™s get boba ā†³ y/n YES
dior.n.goodjohn I MISS U COME BACK TO ME ā†³ y/n once my australian chronicles are over i promise i will <3 ā†³ dior.n.goodjohn WOOOO
walker.scobell youre pretty! ā†³ y/n thanks lil dude!
i.am.andrewalvarez AUSSIEEE ā†³ y/n THE SWEET ESCAPE FR
aryansimhadri DID YOU SEE KANGAROOS ā†³ y/n NO NOT YET THOUGH I HOPE I DO
dailymail Y/n and Levi? ;)
user omg bf reveal happening??
user2 ive never held my breath this much
ā€œGALILEOā€™S GALSā€ ā€” 5 notifications!
chanelā€™s enemy Y/N
lee lee Y/N
dr dre why am i in this gc
chanelā€™s enemy because u are
lee lee weā€™re getting off topic Y/NNN CMERE
ā†³ hiiiii?
chanelā€™s enemy HIIII HRU ILY
ā†³ ILY TOO BAE IM GOOD WBU
chanelā€™s enemy WE GOOD WE HAVE SOME ?ā€™s THO
ā†³ oh?
lee lee ARE YOU AND LEVI DATING
dr dre OHH THIS MAKES SENSE YEAH ARE YOU??
ā†³ nooooo
chanelā€™s enemy thatā€™s a very interesting no
ā†³ weā€™re not but idk
chanelā€™s enemy what
lee lee girl wdym
ā†³ weā€™re not dating but i think he likes me? idk
dr dre do you like him back though???
ā†³ eh heā€™s very sweet but iā€™ve always seen him as a best friend, i donā€™t think we could be more
lee lee do you want to be more??
ā†³ i mean, iā€™d give him a chance if he asked? but itā€™s not anything iā€™m particularly into or wanting
chanelā€™s enemy okay that helps
ā†³ uhhh why
dr dre well if my sleepy ass remembers correctly, everyone and their mother are wondering if youā€™re dating
ā†³ nah that aint possible
lee lee it is, stupid dailymail picked up on it first šŸ’€
ā†³ my managerā€™s asleep, no wonder she hasnā€™t updated me lol oh well idgaf they can think what they want
chanelā€™s enemy but even walker and charlie are šŸ˜­
ā†³ theyā€™re gonna forget it in t-minus four secs itā€™s fine
dr dre whatever you say, maā€™am but are you sure that ā€˜crypticā€™ caption wonā€™t cause any issues??
ā†³ uhh andrew youā€™re scaring me
dr dre what if someone likes you? like like-likes you and knows you and gets hella jealous or doubtful? and not saying charlie does but he was raving about how he might finally get to hang out with you, ONE ON ONE. what if he thinks he can't because he thinks you two are dating?
ā†³ bro first off ik you donā€™t like me, neither does aryan and i know its DEFINITELY not walker
lee lee girl he had a celeb crush on you a few years ago dont tell him i told u that
chanelā€™s enemy LMFAOOOO but no andrew has a point how come you didnā€™t mention charlie? šŸ¤Ø
dr dre yeah i was just aboutta say šŸ¤Ø especially after my little analysis?
ā†³ SECONDLY, guys, charlie doesnā€™t. not one bit and thatā€™s obvious, like he isnā€™t even in considerations. i understand what he may feel but he has nothing to worry about. he knows i won't ditch him or anything lol (right?) but if anything the only person thatā€™d be a little confused or whatnot is william
chanelā€™s enemy WHAT?? AS IN WILLIAM FRANKLYN MILLER??
lee lee huh šŸ˜ƒ
ā†³ we dated for a month back when we were 15 or so and realized we were way better off as friends
lee lee why ?
ā†³ idk i think i was just jealous of lily šŸ˜­ but anyways weā€™ve been just friends since and iā€™m completely happy with that. i don't see him romantically anymore, yeah heā€™s hot but like nah. but yeah if he was confused, it's probably because i was best friends with levi when we dated too and might question if he was the cause of our split?? AGAIN THATS IF HE OVERTHINKS IT
dr dre i feel like iā€™m reading an autobiographical analysis you definitely are fond towards ā€œmillersā€
ā†³ ur welcome <333 and NO i am not
chanelā€™s enemy okok so we got several people whoā€™d be jealous
ā†³ WHAT WDYM SEVERAL I ONLY LISTED ONE
lee lee ainā€™t no way youā€™re ignoring charlie
ā†³ DUDES I REALLY DONT THINK HE LIKES ME
dr dre but there could be a possibility? just donā€™t rule him out
ā†³ bro he doesn't like me šŸ˜­ but yeah trust me everythingā€™s gonna be okay again i dont like anyone and no one likes me, and we'll make sure it's obvious i'm single in case anyone does though that may take a while... ANYWAYS
lee lee suuuuure you should hang out with charlie btw
ā†³ idk why but im scared to šŸ˜­
lee lee but you need to he misses you a lot yk
ā†³ doesnā€™t change the fact that im SCARED
lee lee WHY WOULD YOU BE SCARED ITS JUST CHARLIE
ā†³ IDK I JUST DONT WANNA SEEM STUPID OR UNATTRACTIVE AND SHIT
lee lee HE FLIRTS WITH YOU ALL THE TIME AND MESSES UP JUST AS MUCH, YOURE NOT THE EMBARRASSING ONE HERE
ā†³ DUDE I KNOW I CAN BE AND I DONT WANNA DRIVE HIM AWAY
dr dre sure you and levi hang out and are sweet and shit but BRO the teeth rotting sugar is you and charlie in your damn COMMENTS
ā†³ ITS NOT THAT BAD, IS IT?? šŸ˜­ GOD I HOPE CHARLIE DOESNT THINK OF ME ANY DIFFERENTLY
chanelā€™s enemy i think u like charlie, miss girl
ā†³ NO
dr dre nah, theyā€™d be cute together, even charlie said so himself
chanelā€™s enemy you dumbass
dr dre uhhh ANYWAYS said too much im gonna sleep again love youse
lee lee BRO yeah night babes <3
chanelā€™s enemy LOVE U BAE GN
ā†³ what the duck STUPID AUTOCORRECT WHAT THE FUCK AINT NO WAY YALL JUST DIPPED fine ily guys too </3 BUT DONT THINK IM LETTING THAT GO EASILY ugh what do you guys mean šŸ˜­ aint no way thats true OKOK YK WHAT BYE!! FOR REAL THIS TIME
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āœ¦ OH DAMN NEVER SEEN THAT COLOR BLUE, C. LECLERC
red is indeed his color, but what if he switched to blue?
ā‚ŠĖšāŠ¹ą±Øą§Ž ā‹†ļ½”āœ¦
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ā¤· yourusername nyc!!
ā¤· username she's going to nyc to... watch taylor's concert?
username spill your hair secret bestie
ā¤· yourusername hair oiling, conditioner and shampoo by pantene
maxverstappen1 blue suits you better
ā¤· charles_leclerc she looks good with both red and blue
ā¤· pierregasly but to be honest she looks better with blue though
ā¤· charles_leclerc shut up
username she's literally so prettyyy
username how can i have her hair
ellamai glad you love the soongggšŸŽ¶ šŸ˜š
ā¤· yourusername i love it everytime!!
username YESSS Y/N PHOTOGRAPHED BY CHARLES IS BACK ā€¼ļøā€¼ļøā€¼ļø
ā¤· username bless him for taking this view of heršŸ˜‡
damianodavid you suits all the color it's amazing
yourusername thank you so much šŸ«¶šŸ» damianodavid
sza that wind and your back view is truly a blessing
ā¤· username i mean does she lie tho
honeymoon šŸ’šŸ’
username she's literally so cool omg
username but do y'all realize when she wore blue, and so does he...
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username the second slide is so him
username he has a questionable sense of fashion for those graphic t-shirt
danielricciardo šŸ‘€šŸ˜
charles_leclerc i can't believe you took the picture
ā¤· username so it's a secret picture kinda thing until she spoil it
ā¤· yourusername well i mean it's matched with what's inside
ā¤· danielricciardo let's do this conversation in a whole different place shall we
landonorris easy with that shirt
ā¤· username LANDOšŸ˜­šŸ˜­
username his fashion is matched with max smh
ā¤· username typical dad graphic tee and skinnny jeans????
ā¤· username šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
username it's all fun and game until when she posted charles doing the same thing she did yesterday
username she knows what she did to humanity when she posted this
username wait... he wore blue?
ā¤· username OMG YEAH I DIDN'T REALIZE ITšŸ’€šŸ’€
username oh. rb charles is coming?
ā¤· redbullracing šŸ‘€šŸ‘€
ā¤· scuderiaferrari don't you dare
ā¤· username ferrari is scared to lose him but still giving him that junk ass car is making me WHEEZING SO HARD
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charles_leclerc my favorite one to hold, forever to keep
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username oh no since when he became poeticšŸ˜¦
username idk but i had either bad or good feeling or nah about this
username blue charles spotted onlinešŸ‘€šŸ‘€
yourusername GUYS WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM IN BLUE???
username y/n honey look, he works in ferrari. FERRARI IS RED (but yk rb is blue)
ā¤· redbullracing šŸ‘€šŸ‘€
ā¤· username rb admin wdym by that
username her fit is always been the best
carmenmmundt loving your fit match. so much.
lilymhe charles really hit your good angle there
ā¤· yourusername i don't have a bad anglešŸ˜Ž
ā¤· lilymhe oh yeah? wait until i found your year book
carlossainz55 yourusername what did you to him until he get like this
ā¤· yourusername promise to you i didn't say anything to him
danielricciardo i've never seen blue looks ever so matched with him
ā¤· yourusername so all those dark blue jeans for nothing????
scuderiaferrari our romeošŸŒ¹
username he progressively getting more and more blue as i look into his page
sebastianvettel Charles, what kind of book are you reading to be this romantic?
ā¤· username oh even seb ask you this because like WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON
ā¤· landonorris wait it's all came from a book he's reading?
ā¤· charles_leclerc no, not really šŸ˜
ā¤· carlossainz55 you're not good with secrets, charles.
ā¤· charles_leclerc i know.
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username THE ROMANCE IS BACK
username it's more greenish though
ā¤· yourusername but believe me, at some point it's blue. like light blue.
username once again charles with blue accent spotted: plaster
ā¤· username i love the plaster tho, it suit his eye color
username WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO DAMN CUTEEE
camilamendes four pairs of pretty eyes
username literally mother and father
nicolezefanya aww you guys are so cute
ellefanning i miss you so much much much
ā¤· yourusername miss you too like foreveršŸ„ŗ
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ā¤· username y/n is her closest friends, thank god they didn't lost any contact
landonorris JUST LET BE SINGLE IN PEACE PLEEEASEE
ā¤· username lando is me, truly the man of the year
maxverstappen1 it's green actually, not blue
ā¤· yourusername you know it's blue under the sunlight
ā¤· catluvr444 yeah max just admit it
ā¤· maxverstappen1 catluvr444 i can't believe you choosing to be on her side
ā¤· catluvr444 sometimes a girl should make her choice šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø
username couple goals fr
username missing her on the paddock
ā¤· username are they breaking up?
ā¤· username no, she's busy on her movie project so she can't be with him
alex_albon i see max is already going to do his usual maxplaining in front of me now. help me
ā¤· lilymhe omw to the rescue
ā¤· username is it because of the blue ore green thing?
ā¤· alex_albon apparently yes.
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starnana7 Ā· 6 months ago
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every time I remember that the hit show supernatural made God, the literal God from the Bible, canonically bisexual but couldnā€™t do the same with a random guy who hunts monsters it actually makes me feel physically ill.. like blasphemy is okay but we draw the line at making the main character a little bit queer because it would ā€œupset the heterosexuals menā€? okay igā€¦ and itā€™s so funny to me that they tried SO bad to make dean like really really straight and macho and a manly womanizer (I mean dude has literal porn brain and is obsessed with cars and is a film nerd) And still is the number 1 bissexual boy.. I mean no one that into cowboys is 100% straight šŸ™„ and if they actually wanted him to be that much of a cishet guy WHY would they make him have a codependent homosexual friendship with his best friend for more than a decade ?? and we have so much subtext to corroborates it that itā€™s actually insane.
and itā€™s also rlly funny to me that sam would be the most obvious choice for a queer storyline. like iā€™m not sure this is true but i heard somewhere that he actually was supposed to like be lgbt and that itā€™s implied in the show heā€™s pan bc he basically have sex w/ everyone and doesnā€™t care (like monsters and stuff). i wholeheartedly disagree bc sure he hited a demon and a werewolf and a kitsune and God knows what more But it still were just women and for me heā€™s still just straight šŸ’€ we do have gabriel however and i would say thatā€™s a valid argument but i donā€™t actually like them together because of the whole torturing-sam-every-tuesday-over-and-over-again but itā€™s still a good take ig. again this is just my opinion But anyways doesnā€™t matter my point Is that sam always felt like a freak and wanted to be normal and like was more open minded and ā€œless-macho-toxic-behaviorā€ than dean. he was a theater kid and talked about his feelings and all. STILL THO dean went and become The bissexual icon (Not Sam, Dean!!). and the fact that he was more manly actually only emphasized to his sexuality (and him being closeted) and sam being the straight one, and bare with me here. as sam winchester once wisely said ā€œwell you are kind of butch they probably think you're compinsating.ā€ (to dean asking why people always assumed they were gay) and like this is so true, sam always felt comfortable in himself and like his nerdier and less cool strong man personality. But dean, oh, dean, no, no, no. and it could all be linked to john. we know how much dean wanted to gain his father approval and respect, all he ever wanted was for john to be proud of him. so heā€™d listen to the same music as john, same clothesā€¦ and so on. but when we really see a glance of him, we realize heā€™s actually much more ā€œā€œā€œgirlyā€ā€ā€ (sorry for the term i lacked a better one) than he shows, Especially when compared to samā€”whoā€™s supposed to be the more girly one (again sorry for the term lol) or whatever. dean canonically likes taylor swift, chick flick films, actually liked when a woman made him wear underwear, the bailarinas shoe were ā€œspeaking to himā€ in that one ep of cursed objects, and so on. and every time he makes fun of sam for doing something not-manly-enough (like drinking lemon water or drinking from tiny coups) he eventually goes and do the same thing šŸ˜­ and iā€™m 100% sure that the writers just thought ā€œhaha funny scene this really straight deadly man does something not so convencional/more feminine(?) haha comedy relief time!!ā€ but it actually just made him have a whole perfect queer background developed in the series. specially with the fact that He Does Overcompensate. why is he always flirting with women, why is he so butch and scary, always talking about straight sex and so on? because heā€™s really just deep in the closet. and it makes so much sense with john being his father, with him having to hunt two lesbians nuns in his 17 bday, always having to be strong and macho and cool and perfectā€”and therefore straight. even without cas, dean really does immaculate the bissexual experience and iā€™m so sorry but this is just true.
and now pointing to the subtext that i mentioned in the first paragraph (lol i canā€™t believe iā€™m making a whole rant as to why dean winchester is a confirmed bisexual), that whole confession to that priest where he says he wants experience new feelings, new people, FOR THE FIRST TIME. that always that the show mentioned a gay couple it ALWAYS focused on deanā€”not sam, DEAN. the gay hunters, the gay couple on the bar that the cupid ā€œmadeā€, the two cosplayers partnersā€¦ the fact that every time that dean liked something it was borderline fangirl (gay) obsessive (the dr. sexy episode, that wrestler fighter). he Had a gay thingā€”and was all flustered about it. he flirted with a guy throughout charlie. THE MALE SIREN. the male siren like after that ep i was 100% convinced that man was not straight. he had a hot demon sumer with crowley?!!! and itā€™s so funny to me that not one of these things involves castiel, so if they really wanted to make dean be that straight why would they do that?? and only to dean, not even once to sam. Like. and not to mention all the homoeretic tension with benny??? sam never had a male best friend like that.. all of that and i didnā€™t even entered on destiel. Because this then really just confirms that he is Not straight. even if he wasnā€™t In Love with cas, they had something going on and the fact that if cas was a girl it would 100% be canon and filmed and Everyone would shipā€”and I really mean everyoneā€”it just makes me go fucking insane. they couldā€™ve had it all. the fanfic episodes, the parallels between dean and cas and ā€œreal couplesā€, ruby and cas duality and the fact that sam indeed had a relationship w/ her. Anyway iā€™m a # bi dean truth believer and i know this bc same boy # happy pride month to my fav bissexual boy in the whole world
also to anyone that says that ā€œdestielā€ was unrequited love yes it kinda of was but only bc dean was so deep in the closet, he did love cas. he was indeed a bissexual man. iā€™ll die on that hill.
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strawberrygyuuuu Ā· 6 months ago
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This is such chaos
Especially if you match their energy; specifically Beomgyu's
You, gyu and Jun are so loud and chaotic together I just know Soobin sometimes gets a headache
But it's funny cause he's also the one fondly and lovingly staring at y'all even if he complains
"aigo, so noisy.." as if Soobin is actually annoyed šŸ™„
Just kiss him n he's all smiles and shy
He'd never change it for the world tho; having y'all being loud and laughing together is weirdly not only entertaining
But also a sense of comfort: home.
He'd never wish for it to be different even if it does cause him headaches lol
Boy is just whipped as hell dudes šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø
They are ALWAYS bickering; bg n yj
Yj will full on palm on bg's head and push hard bc why TF does he keep pulling his beanie down, covering yjs eyes?
Then bg wants to complain to one of yous
"soobinnie!!!! Yeonjunie hit me!! Put him in time out!!!>:(" and that cute little pout
Like...what do you want us to do about that?
"babyyyy!!! Junnie-hyung said he wanted to break up with me!!!>:( finish him!!!!" with a cute little pout and you're like ????? No?? wha????
He just told bg to stop tugging on his hair ??? Hello??šŸ˜­
Yeonjun def remembers everyone's likes, dislikes, especially in food, snacks n drinks
He remembers y'all's favorite meals, drink orders and snacks
He KNOWS what to put on all of your guys plate and never gets it wrong, he js cares enough to know hey! let's not put mushrooms on y/ns and bgs plate !
So hopelessly in love idk dudes
Tom & Jerry: yk & bg
Bg sulks and pouts and gets grumpy when y'all eat without him
This boy just really wants to spend time with his lovers and eating together, having fun and talking or watching sum
Quality time is def Beomgyu's main love language
Gift giving & acts of service for Yeonjun
Quality time & acts of service (physical affection maybe?) for Sooby boobie
The princess treatment in this relationship is real dude
Like....Bro's will tie your shoes for you, buy you n e/o stuff all the time too
"hey, you like these, right, y/n?"
Ex; yj getting bg gummies he always eats without hesitation and then suggested to get every flavor
"I got you three something, go look in your bags, loves."
And it's matching onsies
My melody for bg, pompompurin for yj, pochacco for Soobin and you're prob hello kitty or kuromi
And yj's ears are bright red he's so bashful but is glad you guys liked it
Y'all wear them every night for bed now
Yj is the one spending the most money in this relationship tho, the running joke is he's your guy's little personal sugar daddy lol
It's cause he wants to spoil you guys tho
All of you's do more than enough for him already so there's no need to stress (that's what he says anyways.)
Beomgyu loves testing y'all's patience but dw he'll make it up with smothering wet kisses !!!
He's giggling while you're fuming cause he's so annoying šŸ˜­
But it's worth it, loving him, I mean
He prefers to be more private with physical affection so not a lot of pda for yall
Js wants the moments to be between you two four only n for no one else to see or try n judge
Soobinnie loves doing this thing where he sneaks his cold hands underneath your shirt and keep them there while giggling and nuzzling his nose in your neck/shoulder
While you're fighting for your life against his cold hands, mind you šŸ§šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø
Soobin and yeonjun cook mostly, together usually too
If you get hurt they are soooo concerned and worried but caring and gentle and so loving
Bitches will squeeze and smother the sadness and hurt out of ya
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natailiatulls07 Ā· 1 year ago
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The golden trio Pt 6
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Lando Norris x female!reader
Carlos Sainz x female!reader
Max Verstappen & Female!reader & Charles Leclerc
Summary - Being bestfriends with two famous formula one drivers is never easy, but what will happen when you get involved with yet another formula one driver??
Warning - swearing, crying
A/n - šŸ˜ŒšŸ˜‹
The golden trio
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username Itā€™s been five days since Lando was caught kissing that other chick and Y/n hasnā€™t posted ANYTHING!!
username He has sooooo fucked up mate itā€™s unbelievable and by the looks of it he hasnā€™t done anything to apologise yet šŸ˜–
username You know I donā€™t think anyone has seen her leave the apartment building either, like we know Max and Charles are around but they havenā€™t be looking all that happy
username Yeah cause someone who is practically their little sister has been hurt time and time again!! What do you expect?
f1gossip
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Spotted: Y/n L/n leaving her apartment complex with both of her roommates, Max Verstappen and Charles Leclerc.
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username Lando fucking Norris you are a fucking idiot šŸ˜’
username Oh mate, she looks devastated
username She canā€™t get a break!!
username Did you guys see Max and Charles though?! They were so annoyed
username I hope the chick is happy, she ruined a relationship šŸ™„
Max Fewtrell twitch live stream
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username Anybody watched Max Fewtrells twitch this evening?? Lando??
username You can tell heā€™s so guilty with himself!!
username Like he was so blunt!
username He had it coming, like you canā€™t go around kissing another girl whilst youā€™re in a relationship. Itā€™s common sense.
Text (White: Reader) (Red: Carlos)
Hey, I heard about what happened with Lando Iā€™m sorry
Yeah these things happen, itā€™s not your fault
Look I have a idea but you can back out if you want totally your choice
Ok?? Go on
So Iā€™ve was thinking if we could date until Lando gets jealous
Oh rightā€¦
Please donā€™t feel like you have to do this tho
Sure Iā€™ll do it, I donā€™t want to let him down easily
Perfect! So should we go on a date tomorrow night and make sure people see??
Yeah thatā€™ll be a good idea, the gossip instagrams just love to post about me so itā€™ll spread fast
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Spotted: Y/n L/n and Carlos Sainz, former McLaren teammate of Lando Norris, seen on what seems to be a date in Monte Carlo this evening. It has been a few days since Lando Norris, who seems to Y/nā€™s ex now, was seen kissing another girl.
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username Mr Norris what will you do now??
username She really said get even bitch šŸ˜š
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username Ooooo more gossip more gossip!!!
username Yk I would sell my kidney to see what is going on behind the closed doors šŸ‘€
username Y/n in her reputation era??
username Yk, Idk what to think??
Gossip Groupchat (White: Reader) (Blue: Max) (Red: Charles)
Hey Beeā€¦
Yeah Iā€™d everything ok?
Noā€¦
Um Lando is currently stood in our living room, pestering Charles on where you areā€¦šŸ˜¬
Wtf!
Why? Ask him why heā€™s there!
Seen 2 minutes ago
Yk I donā€™t like the fact that itā€™s taking forever!
He is here to apologise, he feels horrible and I think he means it
Well tell him that I am busy and that he should consider this relationship done
Ok soooo heā€™s gone but
Butā€¦?
I donā€™t think he was very happy that you are completely blocking him out, more angry in my opinion
Look thatā€™s his problem, you canā€™t go around kissing other girls whilst youā€™re in a relationship itā€™s common fucking sense
Ok, what time are you coming back tonight?
Around 9pm, Carlos has a flight in the morning
See you then Bee
Bye guys
Bye Bee
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Since Y/nā€™s date this evening we have noticed that the former couple have both gone and unfollowed each other on instagram and other socials. Maybe the ship has really sailed away.
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username Oh Shit!
username So that really does meanā€¦
username No I canā€™t do this, nope not today šŸ˜­
username True love? Yeah no that doesnā€™t exist
username What do we do now?!?! šŸ˜°
username Friends to Lovers to Enemies šŸ„ŗ
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But now youā€™re on your knees while Iā€™m wrapped up in his sheets šŸ˜š
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username MISS GIRL!!!
username Karma really is a bitch!
carlossainz55 ā¤ļøā€šŸ”„ā¤ļøā€šŸ”„ā¤ļøā€šŸ”„
= yourusername šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹
username Lando you know this is about you!!!
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username Loving this whole thing!!!!!
username She moved onto a real man, not a little boy. Well deserved!
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luffyvace Ā· 8 months ago
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Akutagawa as your boyfriend ā˜€ļøŽ
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Umm happy late b day Akuā€¦šŸ˜­ Iā€™m totally super late for this I KNOW. But! Iā€™m doing it anyway! >:3 late or not :P Plus I Just wanted to write for him since I really like this dude (怃Ļ‰ć€ƒ) (Light blood, death and killing mentions but not in detail)
Akutagawa b day hcs first >;}
planning everything out and hiding it from him is kind of a task. šŸ˜… the guyā€™s pretty stealthy himself so ya gotta make sure he doesnā€™t sneak up on you while your prepping things.
Buuut with the help of everyone from the port mafia (except Mori- joking! he does help but Elise does 90% of the work) you planned a mini party <3
Gin got the food! (Figs and tea enters chat)
Higuchi got the decorations! (streamers, balloons, tables, chairs)
Hirotsu keeps akutagawa busy (tea and chatting LOL)
Elise makes the banners (hints poorly drawn dead versions of everyoneā€”extra blood for aku<3)
Kajii makes (lemon shaped) confetti poppers!!
Koyo hosted/recorded it all šŸ’—
Chuuya brought wine and the cake (both were really expensive and tasty good job Chuuya)
Q brought lots of presents!! :3
Annnnd Tachihara! Brought some ~port mafia style~ party games (you played mafia LOL)
now general relationship things šŸ˜š
He treats you like how he does Gin, there is peace between the two of you and you have friendly interactions. (Romantic as well, for you) he will even go as far as to do favors for you but weā€™ll dabble in that more later ā˜†)
acts of service is his #1 love language. Thereā€™s no convincing me otherwise. When I say ā€˜he will do anything for youā€™ besides killing this is what I mean. You really donā€™t have to ask either. I talk about this some more later but, examples: done with your plate? Heā€™ll take it. He remembers you said you needed xyz, he got it for you. You said you wanted to ____ but you fell asleep, so he did it.
hope you get along with Gin because to continue a relationship with him past 2 minutes, you need to. He will never choose friends over family. I stand on that.
honest man.
Its canon, of course this would apply to a relationship too :)
you never have to worry about him lying, thankfullly. the bad news isā€¦this guy isnā€™t just honest..heā€™s brutally honest šŸ˜€
which heā€™s not dumb, but heā€™s also not one to pacify feelings. So say you created something and youā€™ve been working on this piece for a while now, (whether your an artist, writer, sculptor, something elseā€”whatever), he takes a look at it and singlehandedly points out all the flaws šŸ§ā€ā™€ļø
not in a rude way-
just genuinely telling your mistakes. Which- I know can hurt because you spent a lot of time on itā€¦..but as lest you can fix it now..? šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø
He respects you. Of course he does! How could you love someone you donā€™t respect?!
why Iā€™m mentioning this then?? Because to him, respect is very important. Thereā€™s few that he respects personally and not because of his job.
like Dazai (sorta bc of his job but shh), Gin or Atsushi (somewhat)
And just to clear it up those he has respect for because of his job would be mori or hirotsu
so the fact that you have his respect is a mile stone!! šŸ‘Æā€ā™€ļøšŸ’ƒšŸ’ƒ
Heā€™s loyal but it ainā€™t a fault šŸ˜‹šŸ¤Ŗ
seriously tho this dude is still chasing Dazai even after he ā€œdisgraced the mafiaā€™s nameā€ and left to the ada
So for you?? This is simply proof that he ainā€™t neva leavin you, and you ainā€™t neva leavin him šŸ˜™ (I donā€™t make the rules)
even If he disagrees with your actions/opinions he will talk it out with you šŸ˜±
now he might sound a bit upset, and if your acting absolute bonkers rn and need some sense smacked into you- he might yell too. But thatā€™s mostly if itā€™s for your well being.
other than that, yes the hotheaded Ryuu will calm down for you (that kinda rhymes ā˜ļøšŸ¤“)
Bonus!:
living with the Akutagawaā€™s! ( āœŒļøŽ'Ļ‰')āœŒļøŽ
going more into acts of service, you and Gin hardly ever have to worry about chores or errands
he doesnā€™t really do it for the purpose of your validation, and genuinely doesnā€™t expect a thank you either
ā€hm? Ohā€¦itā€™s nothing.ā€
Is his response when you try to thank him
he does it because heā€™s responsible not for praise
although I will say, seeing as though he has a lot of respect for you, as I said earlier, you may get a semi flustered/shocked facial expression
not necessarily blushing, just a expression that shows it caught him off guard ;P
Its not uncommon to see him cleaning around the house and asking if you have any laundry
housewife Ryuunosuke LOL šŸ˜‚
When goes out to get groceries he asks you and Gin if thereā€™s anything specific you want him to buy and if yes, heā€™ll get it for you
just like in the anime with Gin, he doesnā€™t mind doing favors for you as well <3
if you decide you wanna clean up or go to the store yourself he wonā€™t stop you and be like ā€˜nonono I got it you sit down šŸ„ŗā€™. I donā€™t mean this in a bad way but heā€™s not a gentleman on purpose
I feel heā€™s the type of guy to do things that you consider gentlemanly but he just considers it being polite
oh itā€™s fine heā€™s got the groceries šŸ‘Œ
got a order for pick up? Oh well he was going out anyway, heā€™ll get it šŸ¤·
heā€™s got the door šŸ‘
donā€™t worry about the bill heā€™ll pay it (restaurant or house bill šŸ˜‰)
another thingā€¦! ā™”
sometimes when you and Gin wanna watch a movie but Ryuuā€™s still doing the dishesā€¦.
Rashomon!
do the dishes :3 (while he watches the movie with you guys)
I wasnā€™t gonna write these at first but Iā€™m real glad I did! I love these and finally wrote for our guy Ryuunosuke!!
WHEN I TYPED DAZAIā€™S NAME IT AUTOCORRECTED FO DASANI AT FIRST HAHAHHAHA
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[241107] HONGJOONG BIRTHDAY
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[NEW UPLOAD FROM HIMARI]
ATEEZ(ģ—ģ“ķ‹°ģ¦ˆ) @/ATEEZofficial
[#ķžˆė§ˆė¦¬] Hongjoong appa, it's your birthday today so let's celebrate with 26 candles that burn as brightly as you!šŸ•ÆļøYour shoulder has always been there for me to rest on, your voice always encouraging me, your eyes always carefully watching me ā™” I don't think you know this yet, but on the nights I waited for you to return from work I was awake when you carried me back to bed...there is truly no one more fitting to be our captain. Let's be healthy together and make more songs side by side, I love you šŸ„°
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GOTTA WORK GOTTA WORK @/lightuptiny Replying to @/ATEEZofficial do you guys remember when they were singing together and at some point she put her head on his shoulder and sang "I wanna be alone, alone with you does that make sense" from Billie Eilish's song ? šŸ„¹ he's her comfort person
Eri @/ateenypresent Replying to @/ATEEZofficial the fact that he still sits down to braid her hair to this day šŸ˜­every time she jokingly calls him "appa" i wonder if she actually sees him that way, i mean he talked about how he helped with her schooling, taught her about the world, scolded her when he needed to, etc...no wonder the fortune teller said they're meant to be
sweethwa @/weonfirewihomhae Replying to @/ATEEZofficial Baby Atiny need to know that they have matching earrings that never get taken off even during photoshoots, which is to remind them that no matter what they will always have the other at their side (he bought them for her after her high school graduation even tho he or the company didn't have much money)
ģ™”ė‹¤ ź°”ė‹¤ @/yeosangiecookie Replying to @/ATEEZofficial He fell in love with this girl the second he saw her...I'll never forget when he told us that he would worry for her when she slept on the futon in the dance room and often sat next to her for a while because he heard her having nightmares šŸ¤§ During their debut he would even give her his own food when they put her on diets...no wonder Hanzo said he was at peace knowing she was with him
mikah @/himaswife Replying to @/ATEEZofficial Hongjoong who doesn't like skinship that much lets her cuddle up to him, kisses her cheeks because she likes it, shows pride with a hand on her head, never backs away from skinship because he knows she needs it. Himari who understands this tries to hold his sleeve rather than his hand, brings him things like coffee and food to convey love, finds safety just being in contact with him...these two make me emotional šŸ˜­
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depressopax Ā· 10 months ago
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Nacho Varga relationship headcanons
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Fandom - Better call Saul
Pairing: Ignacio ā€œNachoā€ Varga x gender neutral reader Genre: Smut, headcanons Warning(s): Sexual content. Situationships. Mentions of oral, handjob/fingering, degradation, penetration, semi-public, cuss words, sub/dom dynamic, pet names (gn) Reader is gender neutral. Might be a bit OOC! Words: 1.6K Summary: Dating Nacho would includeā€¦Ā  English is not my main language, if I make any spelling mistakes please let me know so I can improve my writing! AO3 link! SFW version
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Nacho is not the relationship type of guy.
He is scared of commitment, but most of all scared of hurting you.
If he is with you, itā€™s probably more of a Friends with benefits/No strings attached kind of situationship.
Sure he can be your friend and have sex with you - nothing more tho.
Nacho is more of a dom.
I feel like heā€™s a switch, but that's a side he hasnā€™t really explored, and would take some convincing for him to do so.
He likes being in charge and on top of his partner
It gives him a sense of control and he feels relaxed when he has you completely at his mercy
Buuuutā€¦ šŸ‘€
If he REALLY trusts and loves you
Homeboy will let you be on top sometimes. More about that laterā€¦
Ā When having sex with him, he is more of a ā€œfast and roughā€-guy
Will have you totally slutted out for him, begging for his touch
He is turned on by your submission and just how much he can dominate you if he wants to
His favorite position to take you in being doggy.
He loves having you on all fours and being able to thrust into you from behind
And he gets to stare at your ass the entire time without shame ;)
And he can give you light spanks on your ass etcā€¦
I feel like he def is an ass guy
Which is the second reason he loves taking you from behind.
When heā€™s behind you he has full control of pace and is in a powerful position
He is very touchy during sex and likes grabbing your ass, thighs and hips, often with the intention of leaving marks
Speaking of leaving marksā€¦
When he kisses your body, he does so to leave hickeys, and will be like ā€œOops, didnā€™t mean for that to happen lmaoā€
In a way, he likes claiming you
But he wouldnā€™t let you do the same to him.
Homeboy got them double standards
He is very loud in bed, cussing a lot, grunting and a few moans
He likes it when you are loud too.
Would probably be offended if you werenā€™t loud, and only fuck you even harder to make you react lmao
Nacho has a thing for degradation, but only when it comes to you.
If you are into that, he wonā€™t hesitate to call you slut, bitch etcā€¦
But he can also praise you during
ā€œLook at you, taking my cock so wellā€ā€œThatā€™s it, youā€™re fucking amazing.ā€
He won't give you pet names tho, he finds it weird.
He prefers receiving oral.
He might give it to you, but then itā€™s mostly to ā€œreturn the favorā€
Heā€™s not that enthusiastic when giving
Will make sure he does the job and makes you satisfied, because you deserve to feel good
But when receiving?
He L O V E SĀ  I T
What can he say? Itā€™s a good stress reliefĀ 
He just needs to sit down and have you do all the work
Heā€™s not a head pusher, he lets you do things in your own pace
But if itā€™s too slow or ā€œnot good enoughā€, heā€™s not shy to guide you
Telling you how to move your mouth, where and when to use tongue
Your gagging is just a bonus to him.
Sorry but not that good at aftercare šŸ˜­
He might cuddle you, or give a few kisses
Or just lay in bed talking for a bit
After that?Ā 
He either leaves to go to his place
If itā€™s late and heā€™s tired, he stays. But he just ends up falling asleep in your bed
Not the kind of person that cares if the two of you have left a mess. Why would it matter?Ā 
Now for the second part of these headcanonsā€¦ šŸ‘€
Nacho falling in love is rare
But when he doesā€¦ Oh boy.
Youā€™re his everything, and your sex life with him is totally different from how it used to be.
I feel like he totally acts different towards his FWB and someone heā€™s in love with
Heā€™ll literally worship you
Sure heā€™s more of a dom and likes being on top
But if you insist on changing that, heā€™d be ok with it.
At first he hates the thought of being submissive
But something about seeing you on top of him, having him totally at your mercyā€¦
Oh how the tables have turned.
And he loves it.
He likes how hot and powerful you look
He gets needy AF
Which gives you a good opportunity to be a tease šŸ‘€
Enough teasing and he will whimper for you even ;)
Of course he still likes being dominant, especially if you are submissive
But being dominated is nice for change sometimesā€¦
A bit of a service top
He likes it when you boss him around and tell him what to do
The things he does when heā€™s on top of you - he does for your pleasure rather than for his own.Ā 
Checks in on you a lot, whispering praise and lots of kisses
Fuck it, he even has pet names for you.
Nacho likes giving you spanish pet names, for example: Amorcito, Amor, CariƱo
He finds it adorable when youā€™re flustered and always finds ways to make you that way
Whether itā€™s with words or touch.. Heā€™ll do it
And tell you how fucking adorable you look
Homeboy is down bad for you
Legit is horny for you almost all the time and not shy to show it.
Itā€™s enough with you wearing something that shows off skin, calling him a pet name or just being sweet to himā€¦ He just canā€™t help it!
He prefers to have sex at home, so he can make you scream his name as he claims you as his
But if his desires are urgent, or if he gets a boner in public etcā€¦
He will take you right there and then.
Youā€™re at some restaurant? At a cafe? Too fucking bad.
He knows how to rile you up, too.
Either by whispering dirty things to you, like telling you how badly he wants to fuck you, how hot you lookā€¦
Or simply with touch.Ā 
Squeezing your thigh, having his fingers against the button on your jeans, his cold fingers finding their way into your shirtā€¦ You name it
Or his personal favorite:
Guiding your hand towards his crotch, having you gently rub his erection. ā€œSee what you do to me, amorcito?ā€ AHDHJASHAD BYE- šŸ¤¤
Heā€™ll grab your hand and lead you to the bathroom
But he got some class, at least. So if youā€™re too loud, he shuts you up, either with his palm against your lips, or with his fingers in your mouth.
Heā€™ll fuck you against the wall while kissing your neck and whispering his love and devotion for you
He finds it entertaining to watch you wobble out of the bathroom after a quickie
ā€¦Which is usually just a warm up/appetizer of whatā€™s to come once home ;)
He loves handjobs, especially cuddling up to you in the couch, watching a movie and then sliding his hand into your pants
Or his personal favorite - having you stroke his cock under the blanket whilst watching a movie with his hand around you, pretending nothing is happeningā€¦
He likes long, passionate sessions.
Really driving you wild with a combination of being rough and gentle, loving and meanā€¦Ā 
Nacho makes foreplay a big part of sex with you.
He wants to really warm you up and tease you
Likes it when you beg for his cock and to feel him
All Iā€™m gonna say is, you need the warm-up, iykyk šŸ¤­
Although, if he is in a hurry or just frustrated, he doesnā€™t mind a quickie.
Quickies with him leaves you breathless and with trembling legs ā€œGotta get to work, see you tonight, amorcito.ā€ Heā€™ll say, and give you a quick kiss before walking away, leaving you longing for more lmao
Oral remains the same as with a FWB
He prefers receiving but happily gives it too.Ā 
But heā€™s actually more keen to making sure you enjoy receiving it
If he truly loves you, he could spend hours between your legs
E Y EĀ  C O N T A C T
Iā€™m sorry but his eyes??? Iā€™m too autistic for eye contact but DAMN I could stare into his eyes all day &lt;3
Heā€™s very observative to your reactions and it gets him going to see you enjoy his tongue and lips
Probably would let you sit on his face ngl
When you give him head, heā€™s extra praising
Keeps his hand on the back of your head or on your chin
As a supportive gesture
He loves watching your mouth full of his cock
He is extra loud to let you know youā€™re doing well
He actually likes and prioritizes aftercareĀ 
He has you cuddled up to him
His fav cuddle position is having your head on his chest, whilst he rubs your back with his hands
Since he tends to get rough when heā€™s dominating you, heā€™s keen to make sure youā€™re alright and not feeling any discomfort.
Happily runs you a bath - and happily joins you, too ;)
If itā€™s nighttime, heā€™ll hold you tightly in his arms, telling you how much he loves you etcā€¦
Basically? Very passionate and loving towards someone heā€™s in love with.
NACHO PLEASE LET ME LOVE YOU AHHH šŸ˜­šŸ’• Did I just make a 1.6K words smut headcanons for this gorgeous damn man? Yes. 0 regrets. <3
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cheeseceli Ā· 1 month ago
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Boyfriend Jimin
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Pairing: Park Jimin Ɨ Gn!reader
Genre: fluff, almost non existent angst, headcanons
Request: can i request a headcanon of what jimin would be like in a relationship? || When are we getting a Jimin bf headcanon?
Warnings: skinship, he's an idol, that's all?
A/n: how do we feel about the design | daily click
Jungkook ver.
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My boy was in denial for the first part of it, let me tell you that
He'd either wait for you to make a move or wait until you clearly explicitly like him back
He needs to be sure
Just in case
Needless to say he loves physical touch
Mostly kisses I think
I mean, we see how he is with his members so imagine with an actual s/o šŸ˜­
Bro would be kissing you like 24/7
His favourites tho: kisses on the hand, on the forehead and on the neck
šŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļø
And he's such a gentle lover if I'm being honest
Besides having the softest touch ever, he also says the kindest words to you
You would definitely feel very safe and reassured around him
His love languages are physical touch, gift giving and acts of service btw
I think that in the beginning of the relationship there would be a few conflicts here and there
But mostly because of miscommunication
Once you both actually understand each other, then things would work way smoothly
Personally, I think he would enjoy having matching items
Something kinda discreet but that still gives the idea that you guys are together
Mostly jewels
The cutest because he will always smile whenever he randomly reminds himself of you
And it's crazy because he could be doing anything and then boom, suddenly you're all that he can think of
The boys always know when he's thinking of you because it's clear how his eyes suddenly get filled with love
Writes songs about you
Most likely won't show them to you unless he's really vulnerable with you
LOVES to cuddle to sleep
His favourite moment with you is those few minutes right before falling asleep where dreams and reality get kinda mixed
But he still can feel you even with all the fog in his mind
He also loves to travel with you
It doesn't matter if it's those big overseas trips or if it's just a 15 minute car ride
He loves going out with you and exploring
Will always save you a seat at his concerts
Will also always look in your direction as much as he can
Loves to hold eye contact because he KNOWS you're going to get flustered
That's how he found out you liked him at first actually lmao
Really wants you to have a good relationship with the boys
I think he would like to adopt a pet with you
Idk it just makes so much sense to me that he would want to do it
Fight me but I think he'd be one of the boys that would be able to hide your relationship with the media the longest
He would probably prefer to keep it a secret
Not because he doesn't want people to know, but because he doesn't want people all over his business
And he would be ready to fight with anyone who had anything bad to say about you
Very protective of you overall actually
Genuinely doesn't know how he lived so much before loving you
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Masterlist | you'll probably like: I'm not letting go
Reminder that this is all fiction, this does not represent the members in real life!
Dividers by @saradika-graphics | images 1, 2 and 3
Taglist (open!): @yuyubeans @butnotmontana
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sillyyuserr Ā· 3 months ago
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Chapter 117 analysis (WEā€™RE SO BACK) obviously spoilers for chapter 117 and chapter 114
i cooked with this one trust
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Everyones looking for them yadayadayada terukane
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Yk im pretty sure this is meant to be lore heavy but LOOK AT THEM
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I donā€™t know how to word this correctly but since chapter 115/116 between akane and teru there seems to have been something that happened in which they stopped being freaky?? šŸ˜­ like ykwim hold on
in chapter 114 this happened
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completely ruined almost everything they had, but in the span of a few days, shit still going on, they havent had their deserved break yet like they got on chapter 96-97 and somehow in the midst of all this teruā€™s forgiven(?) him and just moved on?? Really not sure but based on what we know ab the red house the next chapter may answer some of our questions
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Also, this is so little i didnā€™t see it the first time reading but teru goes to the drink machine thing to get one and mixes like 4 of the sodas,
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takes one sip decides its shit and switches with akaneā€™s already half drunken out of tea. Indirect kiss guys wait
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Also this is JUST like the date they all went on when aoi was gone. Again, aoi is gone here too šŸ˜­ my girl getting left out of everything is acc crazy
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She comes in later tho and finally gets caught up for the first time in forever MAN aidairo must hate heršŸ˜­
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But also
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We find out mitsuba and kou are going there TOO so for the first time i think ever we have the whole gang in one spot šŸ¤„ alot of firsts this chapter smh
ALSO an honorable mention to this i saved best for last
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Sir stay away from my children
ok but fr i have no fucking clue what to say ab this cus this is either ā€˜teehee im right ur wrong!!~~ā™”ā€™ type shit which he does alot, or genuinely like what we all think it is, which considering outside context may, in fact make it make sense trust let me explain
teru says shit like this ALL THE TIME its kind of his ACTUAL personality aside from his fake shit, like the way he is only around akane and sometimes kou (at least what weā€™re shown) so youā€™d think heā€™s used to this, but his initial reaction is more of a ā€˜um. what.ā€™
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ALSOā€” backround MATTERS, the backround in this one, is pure black, which is only shown during stuff LIKE THIS (important stuff) example:
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Black background either means its dark, or its something important, something meant to be remembered, or something like that (probably)
and that panel had a BLACK BACKROUND
Why is this important you may be asking, it has a black backroundā€” so it must be, right? If this was a silly little ā€˜teehee you canā€™t do this im better than youuu!!!~~ā™”ā€™ then it probably wouldnt even have a half panel itā€™d be another one of the mini panels, but it not only had a whole panel for just this, a black background ;blocking LITERALLY EVERYTHING OUT ASIDE FROM THIS AND WHAT HEā€™S SAID, but also, pay attention the contents of what he said.
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(a different translation, this one is easier to read)
ā€˜you are not in any position to oppose me, are you, aoi? ā™”ā€™ could mean, A LOT OF THINGS so iā€™ll put them in a bulletin here because any of them make for an interesting path we may be taking on ā€˜thisā€™ realityšŸ˜­šŸ˜“
Number 1: he could be impliying, and or reminding akane, that heā€™s still engaged to aoi, and that if akane still thinks they shouldnt change this reality, he should reconsider, CONSIDERING he is engaged to aoi, as aforementioned. (Most likely this one)
Number 2: the power dynamic, yes akane is a school mystery with the ability to control time itself but also, teru is an exorcist, a skilled one at thatā€” and could probably easily overpower akane in a 1v1 (lowk hyped to see this happen pls let them fight) teru may be poking fun, or reminding akane, that teru is in fact powerful, more than he seems to keep fresh on his mind ā€” them having SO MUCH to do
Number 3: maybe instead he just felt like teasing akane and i wasted time+space for nothing and was looking way too into it (this is supposed to be the terukane optionšŸ˜Ŗ)
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Never once has he used this before??? Obviously you cant talk in symbols but the heart kind of implies the user of this symbol is talking in a playful/slightly flirtatious tone, hence, the reaction:
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Okay okay point is i think teru is still madly in love with him
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WAAAHHHH just look at him pooks who else does he do this with smhh šŸ˜“ NO ONE
which i think may be PARTIALLY true but also not entirely because mayb im just a tweaker
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Me when i when i ehen you whrn you when
This may make no sense at all, or alot of sense man idk its 3:12am i go back to school in like 2 weeks i am not ready for sophomore year gn
terukane will be real one day trustšŸ¤šŸ¤
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