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vampire sub who whimpers and begs their dom for just a drop please theyll be so good just a small drop of blood please please p
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Autism
We’re married
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Yoda was a legendary Jedi Grand Master who led the Jedi Order through the time of the High Republic, in the years leading up to its destruction by the Sith, and during the transformation of the Galactic Republic into the Galactic Empire. Small in stature but revered for his wisdom and power, Yoda trained generations of Jedi, ultimately serving as the Jedi Order's Grand Master. He played integral roles in defending the Republic during the Clone Wars, survived Order 66, and lived to passed on the Jedi tradition to Luke Skywalker, and unlocking the path to immortality.
#eat or fuck#star wars#yoda#yoda star wars#does he count as a monster? is his meat still green after cooking? is he too old to fuck?#its a shame wookiepedia is a fandom wiki now
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Hey You Want Some Moth Batfam Sketches?
Why yes, literal moth-people-slash-creature batfamily. Yes, they do start out more caterpillar-like at first. And yes they still have their capes even with wings. Anyway here's what each are inspired by lol. Highly recommend looking up pictures because they're all great.
Bruce (Melanistic Silk Moth) Barbara (Luna Moth) Dick (Blue Day Moth) Cass (Black Zale Moth) Jason (Cecropia Moth) Steph (Rosy Maple Moth) Tim (Cinnabar Moth) Duke (Madagascar Moon Moth) Damian (Oleander Hawk-Moth) Carrie (Orange Swift Moth)
#fuck ur bullshit (found familys ur monsters) project#batman#batman au#cryptid batman#cryptid batfam#cryptid batfamily#my art#mothman#mothman au#moth au#moth cryptid#moth monster#does it count as a monster
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Headcanon whatever you want but I truly believe that the fun of billford comes from bill being about as non-human as it gets. Like Ford fucked a TRIANGLE and you’re passing that up for another twink ???
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I'm going to lose my mind.
Eggers. Bobby Egg. Buddy.
No. Very much no.
#again gritting my teeth and grateful that at least Orlok is remaining a non-sexy weird corpse monster#but like...#I get the appeal of Goth Girl Want Monster Man because Scarybad Deathsexy reasons#but once again we're falling into the trap that Dracula adapters have been happily jumping into over and over again#the assumption is that Vampires = DangerSexy (fine! cool! agreed!)#but that rule does not apply IN ANY WAY to FUCKING DRACULA OR HIS KNOCKOFF#Dracula and Orlok are by their own canon 110% about trying to actively steal away other people's loved ones#they do not seduce--they abduct/conscript against people's will. they are antithetical to consent#the ONE CHARACTER who actively desires them/their bite is shrugged off and then outright murdered#because the Count figure of Dracula and Nosferatu is purely disinterested whenever someone comes slavering after them#Eggers my guy#you're not Francising it all the way#but by god are you fanficing this#augh#nosferatu#nosferatu 2024#robert eggers
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very self indulgent doodle. alternates are just kitty cat 🐈⬛
#does this count as p3tplay or p3tre or smth else???#idk#p3t play#p3t pl4y#monsterfucker#monster fucker#monster fucking#monster lover#cesmark#monstrous👁️🗨️#m.h.📖#v.t.🥀#tentacles&tongues🪱#dehumanization🩻#adult alterhuman#adult otherkin#adult nonhuman#adult fictionkin#mdni#minors dni#not safe for minors#-mark#-valentine#our art#made by us
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Sometimes. Just the one text post.
#it's not special I jsut don't want to forget it's in there later#it's the oppoosite#tagged to find#with image choice that only fits with context of area couple just agreed to begin underground takeover of city#tbf. the hand holding alone probably does feel like enough to count for them.#the monster fucking sure obviously.#holding hands? potentially walking into public like this? that's a lot for around people.#text post memes
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It's not important to any real degree but boy I wish I didn't know how gears worked because seeing them drawn in a way that wouldn't work is somehow like nails on a chalkboard to my brain.
#Saw some art just now that had a set of three gears interlocking on a plane#and you cannot drive anything like that they would lock up#Driving any one gear would cause the other two to rotate in the same direction which would cause a lock up at their connection point#And like it does not fucking matter in any meaningful way#But also you fucking monsters how dare you#There are many things I see drawn in ways that wouldn't work I do not know why it's gears that do it to me like this#I suspect it's because they're easiest to analyze#Like with practice you can just look at a set of gears and know if they'll work and also how#Although a real good sense of the how does involve counting teeth#and you can't do that at a glance#But that part is well beyond where the chalkboard effect sets in anyhow#It's just a straight forward 'would this lock up' test that my brain runs instantly and then screeches the results of back at me
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M4N 1M H4V1NG 4 L0T 0F FUN 0N T1KT0K💯💯💯
❄️❄️❄️1 F0UND TH1S V1D30 US1NG 4UD10 FR0M Y401 0N 1C3❄️❄️❄️
1TS C00L 4S FUCK‼️‼️‼️
#LIMPLEGSAKIMBO.TUMBLR.COM#SUBSCRIBE🔥🔥🔥#APPARENTLY THIS OWL KNOWS SPANISH#DOES THIS COUNT AS A MONSTER?#OR IS IT YIFF IF I SAY I WANNA FUCK HIM?
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i think i deserve like 1 million dollars from everyone in the US who were spewing racist shit during the 2016 elections
#bombon's yapping#does it count as vent? probably not#but in case#vent#this very much includes US Latinos because like the amount of shit i internalized and what my community internalized was fucking vile man#yall had us thinking that we were genuinely bad people-- monsters even-- just for existing#sorry my finals was about us immigration policies especially in regard to Latin American migrants over the years#and it brought up unresolved trauma#man i finished my finals and all but ooohh yall i got worked up#i wrote a lot more than was required which is good but it mainly stems from the fact that i know too much about this topic.#no story time i hit the limit#thats how i know tumblr is really trying to get me to stfu#anyway#gonna turn off reblog bc i dont want it by any chance to leave my target audience (like 1 person)#just me frustrated
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Hi! I’m back with my silliness 😜 lol I seriously hope you’re doing ok, remember to drink water and take some time for yourself and relax a little bit, I love reading your work and seriously please don’t stress yourself or anything hun ☺️☺️☺️
#does that count?#lmaooooo#let's fucking go#screw on cap sugar free monsters are my kryptonite#put me in a coma#ded#i am a disgrace#thank you for interacting with me
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if ur "hear me out"s include human characters i'm assuming u have absolutely no idea what ur doing and have misunderstood the assignment completely
#personally i do not have any which is why i havent taken part#u put a human in front of me & im like. this is just Some Guy. this is not a Statement let alone a risky one#people into mlp in that way are making a bigger statement than u. & theyre barely making one either#its just some guy u can just say u think theyre hot its okay ur the only one judging urself#i just saw someone use a bug a literal pixel insect as their hear me out & im like FINALLY someone who understands the assignment#unfortunately im a normie so i dont get to participate :/#that angels a human shes literally just some guy thats not a statement#the closest to a nonhuman chara i can even think of is like. teacher from totsukuni#but 1) i have zero interest in fucking him and 2) he's basically human save for his head. i wouldnt count him#an eo monster maybe but im not really a monster fucker. i'll sit this out myself but i will judge others for saying humans#its a hear me out bc its something u wouldnt want to say to most people#u pulling up a character that u could feasibly pass by in a convenience store & not think twice about is not it#im not really pressed about this this is so nothing to me but its like. some of u dont Understand#like the people who make the 'im not calling u good girl that [thing] was shit" memes without realizing the og was praise kink#apparently that wasnt clear to everyone. but it does make those a bit funnier to me when they clearly didnt know#u can play hear me out with me in my ask box if u want but know im terminally demisexual#so my response will be based more so on if i think u understood the assignment than actually agreeing with u
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Give that motherfucking Brook a strap and you're gonna be shaking and gyrating. I'm talking tears pouring out your eyes, gripping at the sheets, begging simultaneously for him to stop and keep going
#one piece#soul king brook#does this count as monster fucking?#that nigga was a hoe back in his day#I know he talks you through it#straw hat pirates
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Nastier version under the cut <3
#worst fucking ouppy to have around your person#does it count as nudity if he’s covered in fur. well. I’ll tag that anyway because it’s a Very Gray Area to me#anyway he is Here!!! look at him AGAIN!!!#now please picture that thing I said about him pinning you to the ground with one hand on your chest snarling and unhinged again#original character#oc art#my oc#cw gore#cw nudity#j’ihwu izett#monster oc#monster
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People saying ghouls and super mutants don’t count as monsterfucking PLEASE explain I am not judging you I just want to know what your logic is
THEYRE JUST HUMANS BUT BIG AND GREEN, OR BURNED. NON-HUMAN DOESNT AUTOMATICALLY MEAN MONSTER. DO CATGIRLS COUNT AS MONSTERFUCKING TO YOU?
#DOES FUCKING EDWARD CULLEN COUNT???#THEYRE NOT MONSTEROUS. GHOULS ARE JUST BURNED AND DEFORMED. S.MUTANTS ARE JUST GREEN. THEYRE ORCS.#AND ORCS ARE BARELY MONSTEROUS (EXCEPT IN SOME MEDIA WHERE THEY ARE). THEY JUST HAVE TUSKS.
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