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the silliest fandom problem to have is curating my online space so carefully and so vigilantly that when mentions of a truly delusional post break containment and intrigue me, i have to use quantum physics and enter the fifth dimension just to find that post because i want to have a vicious little popcorn moment
#this is abt the buddie post#still havenāt found it but god does it sound wild#fandom#whenever i step outside the fandom bower iāve made from love in my heart into someplace like 911 reddit#my ass gets blown out of there team rocket style in a cool 3 minutes#bowen yang voice must eliminate toxic in community
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I love seeing Danny Phantom showing up and being like ādonāt ask too many questions but John Constantine I own your soul. All of it. Lmao sucks to suck bitchā, and heās usually all Ghost King Full Regalia as he does it, at least in front of the Justice League, but considerā
He just shows up as Danny Fenton.
āyeah I got bored and collected the pieces like PokĆ©mon. Gotta catch āem allā says the 5ā2 teen who looks like a stiff breeze could trip him. He denies being a sorcerer, or a magician, concedes heās maybe psychic but mostly heās justā¦. The kid of two mad scientistsāwho have a basement lab where they opened a portal to what he SAYS is not hell but no one is frankly CONVINCED, by the wayāand he hasnāt decided what to do with Constantine yet besides getting Danny into some r rated horror movies, but figures he should tell the dude probably.
āWhatād you even trade for some of his soul contracts?ā
āDonāt worry about itā
They worry about it
#danny phantom#john constantine#dp x dc#dc x dp#demons will NOT admit to being menaced by a baby ghost#not to mention that said baby ghost probably kicked their asses#this maybe changes some of Constantines powers?#like I donāt know the exact details but he primarily sold his soul for an immortality cheat. but he probably got some powers out of it?#so like maybe now itās fueled by Danny/the ghost zone or some such?#not quite a Halfa but like what do you MEAN his pretty gold magic is TOXIC GREEN?#Danny just sorta shrugs and goes Yeah That Sounds About Right#and then does not elaborate further#heās selling that heās just a normal kid VERY HARD#theyād almost believe him if they didnāt know he had ALL OF CONSTANTINES SOUL CONTRACTS#bonus content of Batman#you can choose what heās doing but I think itād be funny if Danny found out about the contingencies and went Oh Cool Iām super allergic to..#ā¦ this one specific flower haha#not at ALL elaborating that this flower is rare and WILL melt his skin. oh and that he destroyed the world in at least one timeline hehe#one reason I love OP Danny in DC universeāif Dannyās native to that universe he HAS to be OP. because he WOULD HAVE TO HAVE defeatedā¦#ā¦if not outright killed#the ENTIRE LEAGUE#ITS GREAT#1k#2k#3k#hnnnnnnnn#4K#5k#?!??!!!
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jiang fengmian#yu ziyuan#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#Almost axed this comic but then I remembered I cut the previous argument between them and I guess they can have this.#and by 'this' I mean their toxic arranged marriage verbal battles.#As I previously mentioned in a comic I have chosen to see them as mlm and wlw in an unfulfilled relationship.#The yearning is for companionship. I think they do care for each other it's just something deeply complicated. And bitter.#I truly feel for JC and WWX in this scene because while it's implied YZY really pushes the limit...it's apparent this isn't new.#And it's so petty! Anyone who lived through a parent pitting you against a sibling can tell you that this stuff messed them up#regardless of what side you were on (the golden one or the fuck up).#It doesn't matter what is said. It matters that it was said at all. That you can't shake the concept once it was spoken.#The Jiang household is so much more miserable the deeper you examine what's going on and how they cope with it.#Knowing that a parent does not like you is just awful. I wish everyone who's been through it all the best. You didn't deserve that.#Next update is back to the jokes! Remember jokes? It jingled merrily...How I miss the sound of those bells...
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something about people calling vrisrezi "toxic yuri" always puts me off. i understand the lack of words to really put their dynamic but like you know theyre in a relationship thats largely good for them right. they arent dating because "it sucks but it would be worse without each other" they genuinely really love each other a lot
#just as a baseline understanding here i am outright stating that their moiraillegance is a romantic relationship which includes kissing etc#if u cannot meet me on that level i dont think i really want to discuss vrisrezi with you#anyways its just so weird to me i dont know. i dont have a super great way of articulating it#they do Need each other they are codependent and its not necessarily healthy#but unhealthy does not equal toxic#they dont hurt each other on purpose they make each other so so happy and they do so much for each other and thats what makes them worse#because as much as they are universally destined to be together by the Laws of Paradox Space they are also universally doomed#and i mean straight up like. terezi is vriska's fp i feel like this is a given with the almost unambiguous bpd coding of vriska#and that isnt a type of relationship that vriska serket and terezi pyrope are exactly going to understand or manage well#but i also think that calling a favorite person relationship toxic by the nature of it regardless of who specifically is in it#is really gross? and harmful? and it doesnt make you sound cool when you talk about vrisrezi like that#ok wow this got really really out of hand. vrisrezi isnt really ātoxicā if you read the comic thank you good night#vriska#terezi#my posts ::::)
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what if bill is jealous of the pine family because they remind him that he doesnāt get to have a happy family because he burned them all. and ford having almost gone down the same path as him (unappreciatedly smart, weird, outcasted, and then gaining access to greater knowledge and almost destroying the world) but stops and saves his family even after all the shit thatās happened (this is the one timeline where both dipper and mabel survive, after all). he gets to be happy. they all get to be happy, together.
he must hate them as much as he hates himself, doesnāt he?
#I havenāt read book of bill yet#but from what Iāve seen this sounds right#also the pain of being broken up with only for them to do great#and you feel left behind#toxic yaoi my beloved#bill just wants to be happy but he wonāt let himself be happy either#if he canāt be happy no one can#bill cipher#gravity falls#book of bill#stanford pines#billford#I wonder if bill ever looks at the pines and imagines being part of their family#uncle bill who gives the twins candy#does weird arts and crafts with mabel#theorizes on mysteries with dipper#helping Soos make attractions for the mystery shack#plays poker with stan#is fordās āāfriendāā (husband)#all playing DDMD with all of them and their crazy ideas and math#bill cipher needs a hug
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Tbh I think I'd be a lot more into stannis if he wasn't bald. Like I'll see stannisgirls raving about how tragic and cringefail he is and I'm like that sounds great in theory however he's bald. gross
#.txt#I think he's like my least favorite baratheon simply because he has no hair. sorry I'm peladophobic#like if I think about it objectively he's a more interesting character than renly. but ewww he's b*ld š¤¢#I'm including joffrey tommen and myrcella in the baratheons I like more than stannis btw. they're real to me#the fake plate of corn children win over stannis bc they've got better hair#I think my least favorite is actually shireen sorry she doesn't do anything. well neither does myrcella but um#idk I just like her family more. and she's my canon oc ā¤#which again cringefail toxic dragonstone polycule sounds right up my alley. but i kinda dgaf about them#they're too fail and not cunty enough it's just depressing
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I feel so bad for how fast I get possessive over people :((
#not in like a toxic way where I police what you do or who you hangout with#but more likeā¦ territorial?#does that make sense š#like I want you to be mine and be reassured that you are#maybe I should just sink my teeth in you and leave a mark so people know without being told#perhaps i should work on it so i donāt scare folks off#i promise itās not as bad as it sounds !!#lesbian#butch#guard dog butch#puppy butch#werewolf butch#butch4femme#femme4butch#butch4butch#butch4all#t4t#butch bait#femme bait#transmasc#nonbinary
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blorbos you couldn't be in a relationship with but would have absolutely freak nasty animalistic chemistry-laden sex with
#rambles.#this is lowkey eren and toya to me tbh#like dating? nah we'd probably be the kind of toxic couple that literally fist fights each other on the regular#š„ i love the way you lie š„š©šµ#lmfao no but fr tho like oh god the sex. THE SEX.....#i'm so fucking abnormal why does this toxicity actually sound so appealing to me rn. bye why do i open my mouth
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i know this has been said 473773474833 times by the kavetham/haikaveh shippers and probably even nonshippers, but i'll say it again. I finally finished the genshin summer event and did the little after quest in sumeru and.....every time kaveh is sneaking around trying not to be noticed coming out of alhaithams house it's just such a gay vibe. he's basically screaming "I can't be caught being gay in a homophobic society!" even if that's not what the game writers are *actually* saying. that's just how it comes off and they can't make it come off any other way. with hoyo's gay history, it makes me wonder if it's on purpose and all a cover-up to have a technically different reason for it so they can get away with it lmao but we will never know.
#lee text#genshins#i can acknowledge how gay they are without liking thr ship#flashback to several kavetham/haikaveh (whatevwr their ship name is) shippers on here attacking me over not liking the ship#trying to āeducateā me on why theyre sk gay and why i should ship it#look i didnt say they arent gay af. and these shippers dismissed my feelings completely#i think it was after that one event with the competition thing that kaveh won? idk but just they way they interacted#the way alhaitham talked to kaveh and the way kaveh responded TRIGGERED A TRAUMA RESPONSE IN ME#which made me dislike the ship and their dynamic! i didnt CARE if he was well meaning. the way he talked to kaveh#triggered a fight or flight response in me because it sounded similar to how ive been talked to and kaveh getting upset was similar to#how ive reacted to the same words. you can also argue my family cares about me like alhaitham does kaveh and its how he helps#but it doesnt mean its the kind of help we need and it doenst traumatize us lmao#so i dont get why people were so angry at me for getting triggered by this ship and disliking it for that reason#while i can still admit that they are gay af and seem to get a long a bit better after that and i can tolerate them now#since its been a while and i dont remember it enough to have a trauma response when seeing them anymore lmao#but its just annoying that shippers can be so toxic š they care more about their fictional men ship than me. a real person. weird#not tagging the ship so i dont get more angry shippers in my notes....but they found me last time with no tags so hi. dont yell at me again!#but maybe no one will care since im putting my āanti ship propagandaā in the tags this time and not the main post lmao#just dont read my tags so you dont get mad at me for being uncomfortable by this ship dynamic. but if youre reading this...its too late#leave me alone they arent real and i am so im more important right š
#let me shame the shippers that dismissed my real feelings because they think their ship is more important than a real person lmao#you cant tell me im wrong when a trauma response isnt a choice and happens against your will š#BE ASHAMED YOU NERDS#I WILL BITE YOUR KNEECAPS#sorry i just had to vent lmao
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litcherally how the fuck do men hate their wives this is like the best shit ever i love my girlfriend so gotdam much
#byrd chirps#guess we're just built different#go ahead call me pussy whipped I'm having cowpoke times in space with my geefie#genuinely though what the fuck is wrong with 'i hate my wife' boomers#is it the christianity? the sexism? the toxic masculinity? the heteronormativity? all of it?#am i missing a piece here?#anyways if you hate your wife first of all how the fuck are you surviving on tumblr#secondly fuck off and let me enjoy this#third. consider a divorce or separation or like. marriage counseling#i get that not all marital issues can be solved just like that#but it sounds like your problem is you buddy#by the way when i say 'if you hate your wife' what i mean is#'if you're one of Those Boomers that constantly complains about a wife that does everything for you'#or something along those lines#anyways can't wait for these tags to get misinterpreted if and when this post blows up or smth#but if i genuinely fucked up it'd be good to know ig
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I kinda expressed that with my opinion on why I don't think marware is abusive
and I genuinely think it has the most potential
but I really don't. think that other pairings are as bad as some people put them
as in, calling them proship
like I said it before, you can make any ship problematic if you try hard enough
like I'm specifically talking about 3ware here
I don't ship it, obviously I sold my soul to marware but
it genuinely does have potential and I think if you'd take it in the right direction, it could be really nice
especially cuz they could end up relating to each other over feeling lonely cuz 3 was very much lonely before he joined the crew
also just. your plans not working out
It would be very interesting if 3 turned out to be the guy to help Puzzles get redeemed or something and I feel like with those 2 the theatre nerd that I just. can't believe isn't there inside 3 would come out
I think it would be really fun, if stuff went in a positive way, they could be friends in my eyes
and before you're like, ugh, but Puzzles did Bad Things and that is hilarious because 3 did some BAAD things too and if you think that bad people can't change well- feel free to join Thomas Astruc, I think director of Miraculous Ladybug who said that Chloe, a 15 year old girl can't be redeemed because she'll always be mean or whatever, although this is a more extreme example
but yeah I'm tired of pretending 3 didn't do shit and that maybe in some aspects 34 absolutely had some vibes where you could've shipped it in a toxic way. so are THEY proship now because there's the possibility of them being in a toxic relationship? I mean, I did see someone on twitter say that that they would be (ughh)
also like. I know, we like healthy relationships but... the toxicity can be one hell of a drug, even while yknow, knowing that hey, this isn't like, couple goals, but you can OBVIOUSLY still explore relationships like that without making it your ideal
like I describe The Hunt thing with marware, with Mario chasing Puzzles till the end of the Earth to get his Entertainment
like. that's OBVIOUSLY not a healthy relationship but it's still fun to think about and discuss. I think yandere shit also has like, the same appeal
and all the while, I'm actually kind of a collected person in a happy relationship where I practice openness and looking out for boundaries like a normal fucking person. while I sometimes look at not entirely happy or healthy ships and admire their dynamic in a character studying way
like I think some of yall need to put down the pitchfork about Puzzles ships, block some tags, ask people to tag ship (which is why I tag marware btw!! I'm thinking about people and their comfort because I know not everyone likes it even if that's kind of sad to think about!)
so yeah like, chill out, let people ship weird things
this is also not to say that I condone like, noncon or any of the sort, I just want to say in case someone starts to think that
I'm just saying that when someone ships 4ware and makes art of them being evil together maybe you should just block the ship's tag if it makes you feel so uncomfortable instead of going on the person's post and accusing them of vile things and telling them to end their life
#another addon: I don't actually like any of the ships I mentioned besides my soulbound beautiful marware#but people actively going out of their way to shit on the shippers is kinda wack#like if they were Idk. shipping Puzzles with Boopkins or something I'd totally get it like yeah#that's weird as shit log off#but when it just. explores toxic relationships in a safe environment like cmon#also I'm not a fiction doesn't affect reality person#I'm a fiction CAN affect reality person so uh yea#I know it's a touchy topic n your kneejerk reaction is to hate on it but#I will give it to those people. it sure does sound like how some groups discuss gay people in media#I don't wanna discuss this any further btw <3 especially if you're gonna be rude about it#cuz the block button can become rather tempting then
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Everyone should stop being afraid of being compared to the sans fandom and make aus interact unapologetically forever. Yes saying "liKE SANS/ONCLER?!!??!?????" whenever you see a character with 5000 aus is cringe culture. Stop it
#It deadass discourages me from stuff like that and I bet it does for a lot of others too#Jokes is how cringe culture got so big.#Instead of comparing 200009 aus being besties to notoriously toxic sansdom that everyone mocks instead go#'Oh that sounds like a fun thing to do with your friends that sounds fun! I love exploring different themes with the same character!ā#and also . More excuses to play dreas up <3
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btw rick and morty makes me insane bc no one Gets it people who don't wanna watch it (like me! before my brother made me watch it in exchange of him watching sk8 the infinity w me!) are like ugh problematique bad #edgy dark humor adult cartoon for reddit bros š but then the reddit bros who watch it & became the main representatives for its audience are like haha pickle rick wooo you need high iq I Relate To Rick Sanchez Deeply and he's like the joker to them and he's a king and an icon of alpha males somehow???? but like. neither of those people understand that rick and morty is actually about Nobody Exists On Purpose. Nobody Belongs Anywhere. Everybody's Gonna Die. Come Watch TV?
#like yea the universe is huge and there's so many versions of everything that everything becomes replaceable and therefore worthless#and you can find joy in that or not. you can find a way to be happy despite it all or not#yes the core is nihilism. but then like. why are we ignoring the opposite approaches to nihilism shown by the titular characters#people will talk too much abt rick and not enough abt morty if u ask me but whatever. let's talk abt rick#why will people forget that what makes our rick the ''rickest rick'' (arguable ????) is not that he's the Toughest Smartest Whatever rick#but that he's the most human rick ? like. the fact that he was attached to his humanity and to the worth he found within it is what#kickstarts the entire show. bc he tries quitting science. and when another rick offers him the portal gun so he can live out that#nihilistic reckless life we see he refuses it bc it sounds Lonely???????? which it IS#so then the other rick takes away what matters to our rick. and that's what makes him the Alpha Male Genius that the reddit bros like#not his toughness his brains his big dick or whatever. it was all about loooove baybayyy and revenge i do love revenge#it was his heart that made him into what we see in the show <3 and what we see in the show is a pathetic weak miserable old bastard#but the reddit bros aren't brave enough to accept it#but whatever. next time we will be talking abt how much he loves morty and how he hates it so much bc it makes him weak#(as evil rick points out when they're looking over rick's memories and he tears up when he sees morty. which kills me btw)#(so much so that when rick can take out everything he considers toxic from inside of him he gets rid of his love for morty too)#and yet he loves his little buddy sooooo much it's what fuels him now. kinda. lol#is he still shitty. does he fall back in his own shit a lot. does he keep treating morty like shit. yea#there's no buts. the statements coexist#yes he will drunk call jessica to cry abt missing morty. yes he will dump morty for two crows#and also he's in love w birdperson. next time too#oh nay
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me sleeping through 90% of the nier automata tracks after paying probably good money for a flight and a ticket
#listen. why does the official spotify upload not have a song on it that i very clearly remember being in the game#but a song that sounds similar to it is on the shadowbringers album on spotify#im being had here#my memory is a toxic sludge but i swear itsa that song that plays when youre in like#maddie is going to beat my ass for this dogshit description like DID YOU NOT PAY ATTENTION but I PROMISE I DID#but the thing with the back rooms. i see the storage shelves clear in my mind#youre doing insane stuff on the save screen#the little arrows#do we know what song im talking aboutm
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Opinion 1.
Self love/care is misconstrued and can easily be detrimental to oneās imÄn if not understood and practiced with moderation.
Why? Bc service to man is service to Allah. When we take away the beauty of doing for others and sacrificing our little comfort and giving of ourselves, we take the blessing out of our lives.
Why? we become so self absorbed and selfish. our decisions are based on the I, even if others are wronged in the process. Which is what we see happening all over social media. Weāve become so ignorant about reality we have people fighting over pronouns. And other major issues. Which is sad. But it all stems from this entitlement born from self care. My rights. My comfort. Me me mr me bleh.
Anyways my point, we were not created to become vain. But to worship Allah. And self care, so easily becomes self worship.
May Allah guide me first and grant me understanding and practise. Ų§Ł
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December has provoked my noisy opinions.
#dear December#i plan on having many good regrets#does that make sense#does that sound toxic#sob#anyways#unpopular take#opinions#thought#words#some masala words#nyom#my nephew says nyom nyom mashaAllah#okay bye
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it looks very cold out! ... you guys should
Cuddle š¼ . .
#do u think ant makes kat use one of his str8 voices in bed or else he gets turned off and sleeps on his side away from him in bed#he just wave gestures or thumbs down gestures whenever kat tries apologizing#does he help kat practice conforming to toxic masculinity with speech practicing flashcards while theyre in bed together#or do u think ant thinks kat is the straightest man alive. his best dudebro. his best buddy#and the whole time kat is talking to him with his fruity voice#it's not like ant is holding back his insults either#he just straight up doesnt realize it's something to be insulted/remarked as 'fruity'#in fact he thinks the voice solidifies kats straightness bcs it makes him sound similar to mike tyson#idk u guys#str8 ppl are strange#lets hypothesize#š¤š¤Ø
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