#does it stop me? no

[die-auster]

Can't stop drawing Kuruk with Blue. Love a big man being vulnerable.

(Yes, they fucked, Your Honor).

I am not sure if this helped Kuruk to stay sane :D

@chiptrillino, you made me ship them really hard 💙

Full work on my AO3

[blossompoet-fanfiction]

ich habe diese cheesy Mathebilder auf Pinterest gefunden und warum sehe ich jetzt Bob sowas bei seiner Nachhilfestunde mit Peter machen, aber Peter ist einfach gay and can´t do math tm und checkt es einfach nicht ich sterbe

[here-for-a-good-time-hopefully]

Sometimes I turn my phone language to French just to feel something

[prlssprfctn]

Batsiblings convince Jason to get himself a cooking Tiktok account, and he gives in. To his surprise, he quickly gains millions of followers and a loyal auditory. The only problem? Jason has no idea that these people came here not necessary for recipes.

Jason: Geez, my followers had been pissing me off lately.

Dick, confused: Huh? Why?

Jason: They keep commenting ATE. Like, dude? Fucking where? I am not eating in my cooking videos. What is the fucking point?

Tim, choking: Oh my fucking God-

Jason, making an angry text post for his followers: YOU ALL. STOP COMMENTING "RAW". MY MEAT IS NOT RAW. I AM A PROPER COOK. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

Cassandra: Maybe it is time to tell him...

Tim, Steph, Duke, in unison: NO

Bruce, awkwardly trying to have a conversation with Jason: Hey, lad, how is your cooking blog is going?

Jason: Uh, people keep commenting cryptid messages. Like, the last time I was showing the right way to tenderise meat for chops because apparently it wasn't clear and someone requested the whole video? Anyway, I did it, and the whole comment section was writing me "in bed, on the floor, on the couch, on a chair, against the wall, against the window, against the door"... Like, why would I do that, not in the kitchen?

Bruce, no less clueless: Maybe it some kind of challenge. Kids love trying new stuff in extreme places nowadays.

Jason: Huh. Maybe. Thanks.

Bruce, just proud to have a proper conversation and somehow a help: Anytime, Jaylad!

Damian, who was unblissfully educated on the slang matter by Tim (because it was his responsibility as a big brother to traumatise him), with his eye twitching: ...None of these words were in Quran

[underwhelmingalchemist]

Whenever I see those posts that are like "stop saying we need to normalize things and just do them", I'm always kind of split on it.

Because on one hand, yeah, if you live you life waiting for everything that bring you joy to be "normal" before you partake in it, and measure every aspect of your life by how much it conforms to societal standards, you're probably going to have a much less interesting and unfulfilling life, and sometimes you have to accept that you've kind of just got to be a freak about it. And yeah, I get that most things ARE normalized because enough people are freaks about a thing for a long enough period of time that people stop finding it weird. And yeah, I know that even if it IS "normalized", that doesn't STOP people from considering it "weird", and someone is always going to think you're weird for anything and everything you do, especially on the internet.

On the other hand, most people don't want to be harassed by shitty teens for being visibly trans or queer or wearing an interesting outfit or stimming in public or whatever else is deemed worthy of mockery from the general public

[gongyussy]

MONKEY MAN (2024)

[toasterkoi]

I walk through the rain to come and see you

To touch the edges of your world

You tie my insides up, cat's cradle

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Cat's Cradle - Flower Face

Aka,, the epitome of the buried grief and confusion Sonic endures after the events of SA2.

[katsinspats]

Thematically appropriate comic for Make a Terrible Comic Day!!

I saw the original post this morning and it made me get out of bed to make something, so thank u Pseudonym Jones mission accomplished

[bruciemilf]

Jason’s alcohol tolerance is exactly 0.09%, which Dick knows. Which is the primary reason he roped his siblings into playing a drinking game.

At most, Steph, who likes to think she’s fluent in Jason, — or Batboys with repressed emotions, at least, — anticipated the following:

Angry shouting, maybe some swear words God definetly didn’t approve of, trying to fist fight Alfred’s plants, painting the Batmobile pink, and the works.

She definitely didn’t expect a ruby cheeked Jason to cry in Bruce’s lap.

“What the fuck are we gonna do if we don’t know eachother in the next life, huh?!”

Tim piped up with an a nerdy rant, — technically, if life were to reinvent itself into another existence, it’d simply be an alternative universe being created, — but Jason simply throws his shoe at him.

Bruce, much to Damian’s pride, doesn’t look shaken in the slightest. If he can handle his mother, he can handle everything,

“Sweetheart, I really think that’s not going to happen, thought,” he assures him with gentle conviction.

“But we’re not gonna know eachother! What the FUCK. I want to be your son in every life. I’m gonna kill God.”

“Please don’t kill God.”

“We’re Jewish, what do we care?!”

“Jay,” Bruce promised, “I would find you in every universe.”

That was supposed to make Jason feel better, not make him cry harder. But it’s cute Bruce tried, Dick thinks.

He still grounds all of them for paining the Batmobile, thought.

[twoa-plus]

“stan had it worse” “ford had it worse” stan got pushed deeper and deeper into rock bottom until he had to start digging and ford got pushed higher and higher towards the stars until he became an icarus. they are two ends of the same rope, tied to form a circle connected by the knot of a living hell

[somewhereincairparavel]

percy had an 'im a big three son' moment when he choked a goddess with her own saliva (controlling a fluid that was INSIDE her body) annabeth was terrified.

nico had an 'im a big three son' moment when he disembodied bryce lawrence (quite literally dissipating and shrinking his LIVING soul into a spirit) and threw him to the underworld, smashing his zombie warriors. reyna was terrified.

yet we were robbed of jason's 'im a big three son' moment where he sucks the air out of someone's lungs and makes them stop breathing, or damaging a person's nervous system with his lightning control, and literally cause internal bleeding, or a damaged/fried skull if he electrocuted hard enough (look up the effects of lightning damage on body y'all will get a whole list, tbh he doesn't even need lightning to do any of this, air control is more than enough since air takes charge of everything going inside the body, but this is just an added effect.) he could give people STROKES if he wanted to. he's the literal definition of burnt out kid who was suppressed from discovering the magnitude of his abilities, because one, his dad's ego wouldn't be able to handle it, two, because he, for some reason, can't be allowed to do anything other than get knocked out :/

also adding on, hardcore pjo fans know that after the ending page of boo, there's this fan story that rick chose to publish in the last few pages of the book where a fan reimagines the ending of hoo, in that work, annabeth collapses from an attack and percy sobs clutching her body. jason calmly asks him to step aside, and kneels before annabeth, jason regulates her breathing using his wind/lightning powers and brings annabeth back fully from her cardiac arrest, causing percy to be relieved. (I wanted to link the pics of the pages here so bad but I didn't have the hard copy of the book with me, and this isn't available anywhere online either, only in the original covers of boo uk and us version, so I edited this post and asked people to reblog this post w the pics if they have the hardcopy, and a kind blogger found the story I'm talking about and reblogged the pictures of the pages, you can check my reblogs of this post for the pictures of the almost all the pages after this scene) considering rick approved and even liked the fan's work well enough to publish it in the official boo book, I'd say rick was aware and never completely ruled out expanding jason's abilities and had them in mind, he simply didn't incorporate it into the books. (also W fan for giving jason the rep he deserves, I will always remember you, you saw the VISION before any of us did, the story was very well written, with great dialogue.)

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

bari saxthur got lucky in that kayne didn’t write him a part in The Wager so he didn’t have to go to the world’s longest and ugliest rehearsals

EDIT: moanin’ isn’t actually by mingus it was written by bobby timmons for art blakey and the jazz messengers i just listen to the mingus big band version and got confused. my sincerest apologies i love jazz i promise

[demaparbat-hp]

Crush, crush, crush!

[cubedmango]

hey @staff what the fresh fuck is this

[bacchuschucklefuck]

january month of yuugi

[meteortrails]

kakashi as a character is so fucking funny. literally the most extreme version of ‘they should’ve been at the club’ imaginable, only instead of the club it’s usually like. elementary school. that he should’ve been at. the most child soldier out of a cast made basically exclusively out of child soldiers, which is honestly kind of impressive. like this guy had already accomplished more in his career and accumulated a higher kill count than most people could hope to achieve in a lifetime by the age of 17, and then he just kept fucking doing it to the point that the head of Child Soldier Nation had to tell him to take a break already. and then they made him PRESIDENT!!!