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he has a house… go to your house
He gave me an unopened can and ran away,
#who let him in#who let him cook#does he have a leash#a bedtime???#pearl fey#dick gumshoe#ace attorney#AA#pheonix wright
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Thinking about human behaviour compared to animal behaviour again.
It's funny to hear people (the older gens) complaining that "kids these days are lazy, they don't wanna work, etc." What do we get for busting our asses? There is no reward. Many will never own homes. Many are unemployed, trying to find work, and nobody will hire them because they don't have a million years experience and a masters degree OR they want people to work for minimum wage??? People are giving up because there is no reward. Why would we do all this for nothing?
Same as a dog that won't recall when you haven't reinforced it with a reward. Your dog isn't going to do what you tell it to if there is no incentive. No, your dog SHOULDN'T listen just because you're boss and it should respect you. That isn't how it works. They don't think that way. And honestly neither do people.
When we went hiking Sprocket wasn't always taking treats gently from me when I recalled her or she checked in and I rewarded and my one friend told me to stop giving her treats. I told him I won't work for free so why should she. And he said "I do things for free all the time because I want to do them," and I didn't say it then, but I wish I had, but if you like doing it, that's the incentive. It's a self-rewarding behaviour. Just like anything else a dog does, like chasing a squirrel or sniffing things or getting into the trash. Heeling instead of going off to sniff stuff or recalling off of something they want to chase is something you have to reinforce. You have to give them something better so they make the choice you want them to make. They won't make it just because they *respect* you. They won't willingly recall off of exciting prey out of RESPECT. You need to give them a tangible reward for that. You cannot possibly expect your dog to listen just because and then punish them for disobeying you.
Yeah, Sprocket bit my fingers a couple times. The one time pretty hard. But she was excited. She knows how to take gently and I reminded her and she tried very hard to be gentle most of the time. I wasn't going to stop rewarding her for checking in with me and recalling while we were off leash hiking in the woods. I want her to know that coming back to me is good and in the event of an emergency I would like her to not blow me off.
#barkin up some trees#personal#the way my friends train their dog is not the way I would ever train a dog#in fairness he isnt food or toy motivated#and i dont have issues with ecollars#but they dont actually reward him for anything really#praise but little to nothing else#like yeah of course he is gonna blow you off to jump in the lake#lake is more rewarding than recalling to you when you have nothing to offer him in return#the way they recall him is that he has to come to them and then give a hand boop#and if he doesn't make contact they keep asking him until he does it#and then no reward#other than praise#which he doesnt seem to really care that much about#idk it just doesnt feel right the way they train him and i dont take advice from them on training#they also basically never have him on a leash even tho it is required by law in town#after the hike we went to the lodge restaurant and luckily we had an extra lead in the truck#otherwise they hadnt even brought one along so they were gonna leave him in their car while we ate#idk like i love my friends and they are nice people but jesus christ
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You have to admit it's extremely funny that Ted Lasso broke up their beloved power couple at the beginning of the season and, rather than having their romantic leads work on themselves separately so that they could reunite stronger and healthier at the end of the season (like literally everyone predicted they would), they had their leading man spiral so far into codependency with their leading woman's ex boyfriend that they both became completely insufferable and off-putting to her
#oc#lmaoooo like this was supposed to be the season of roykeeley growth why does he have jamie on a leash#1k
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Danny is living with [insert DC hero of your choice,] and hangs out with the younger gen (YJ or the SuperSons) but due to retiring from the hero scene prior, he needs the rest, they hang out in civilian form and don't know much about his dealing with ghosts aside from him being Phantom and the like.
Through shenanigans the teens are put on punishment. You can't really ground a group of highly trained kids the same way you ground regular kids so they're sentenced to chaperoned hangouts ONLY. And NO your older siblings don't count batkid, they're messes. This new stipulation gets in the way of their plans and their punishment gets extended everytime they sneak out to gather without an adult. Their cries of First Amendment violations fall on deaf ears bc Batman is clearly a criminal who deserves a pillow that's warm..on both sides.
Danny, however, has a great idea. They were told they needed an adult. They never said they needed a living adult. And who's one adult he can boss around with no issue? Fright Knight
#dpxdc prompt#Little does he know Batman's contingencies have contingencies#Bruce had already gotten into contact with the adult ghosts Danny regularly interacts with#Danny: Haha ive bested batman :3. little does he know Ive spotted the holes in his plan#Fright Knight *whipping out child leashes*; Im sure youre all familiar with the rules#Danny: >:o#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dcxdp
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a critical part of dog coded characters that often goes unrecognized on this website is the praise kink i truly believe
#oh your silly little guy is someone's else's bitch on a leash? does he like being called a good boy?🤨#kick it up a notch people. why is something like this never on those damn dog coded posts#I think more dog coded characters should have strongly implied praise kinks and I think you guys should acknowledge the ones that do
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Idea: Touya has amnesia after waking up from his coma. He doesn't know who he is, but he knows that place he woke up in is bad news, so he flees like in canon. Except he doesn't know where to go afterwards.
A long story and a couple weeks spent being shuffled across various children's homes later, the HPSC catches wind of him and his powerful fire quirk. They offer to take him in and train him to be a hero, providing food and housing as well.
He takes the offer, thinking it's a no-brainer. And it is - they treat him well, give him a new (hero) name, he takes to the training well, and he makes a friend in his fellow hero-in-training Hawks! Everything's going great, especially once they graduate to being full-time heroes once they're adults.
Which makes the eventual reveal that the HPSC had very early on figured out who exactly he is, and didn't tell him, that much more personal of a betrayal.
#the hpsc is more morally gray here as compared to most fics centered on them#while they do have a stranglehold on hawks and alt!touya they do legitimately treat them well#don't get me wrong they are Not Good here#but they're not comically evil and they're not torturing hawks or sawing his feet off#or anything like that#i based this off of some of hawks' canon interactions with madam president#he does have to do what she says but he has the leeway to talk back to her#he's not caged but he is on a leash#dabi#todoroki touya#hawks#dabihawks#bnha#mha#bnha au#my aus
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Originally I wanted to draw him bold, bc, idk
But thought short hair would suit too
#Also#Only recently found out he is called agent smith bc of that guy in matrix which I watched a month or so ago#alan becker#ava#animation vs animator#ava agent smith#Ava agent#ava shady#Ava striker#Why does he have so many names?#Ava victim#Bros on a leash most of the time when with vic#Whys that?#Kariarts
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All of the hate for Neve re Lucanis from his fans is sooooo weird. Sorry she's beautiful and funny and -
#if lucanis wasn't kissing her i'd be kissing her#i DO understand the frustration that he flirts w her more than he does a romanced rook but also...#just don't have them in a party together if it bothers you that badly problem solved#there is no reason to be weird and mean about her she is not “the other woman”#true enlightened bisexuals want to hold both of their hands anyway because HOOWEE is she hot#neve gallus the woman you are.....one chance...#but anyway. all the weird possessiveness and jealousy and hate for her is. not a look....it's silly as fuck bro#also be upset w lucanis if he's your boo thang and he's flirting LMFAO. keep YOUR man on a leash around my beautiful queen#i say this as soemone who loves all the companions and just spent the entire morning talking about lucanis' personal quest#and dissecting his head. he is FASCINATING#anyway. to drafts i go!#✧ ⸻ ⧽ ❛ steve blues clues voice: we just found a clue ! ( ooc )
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I am constantly thinking about that scene from where the Reshi build their communities on the backs of the gigantic Tai-na greatshells who they also worship as greatshell gods. The Reshi only go to war “when the god decides” by attacking another greatshell — and I love the solidarity with their giant turtle home.
A Reshi Prayer: Our Greatshell, who art here beneath us, Tai-na be thy name. Thy soul be one, Thy will be done, on shell as it is at sea. Give us this day our daily fish, and anyone who trespasses against Thee is gonna have to deal with us because we will fuck them up!
We should replace our current system of “war to steal resources”, and change to “let our turtles decide.”
#the turtle is a good animal for this actually#because if my turtle hates you than man what have you done?#I trust the turtles judgement#like any dog or cat can want to fuck you up#and it’s probably just that cat is an asshole#or that dog always does this when he’s wearing a leash#but when a turtle wants to attack you#you did something wrong#and you deserve it#I trust the turtle#think of the potential for world peace#cosmere#stormlight archive#brando sando
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EATING HIM ALIVE LIKE THIS ❤️🔥
#james spader#robert california#the office#my screenshots#screenshot edit#photo edit#8x10#season 8 episode 10#godddd that damn track suit snd his chest hair...fuuuuuuck daddy#lets get drunk and party and then get to your playboy mansion and have a full month nasty pervy sex auuugh#he just like me fr#goddd guys look at his neck/throat#im going crazy#there needs to be more marks or a dog collar around it :))))#putting him on a leash would fix my problems fr#why can he rock that track suit plus normal suit whats why how he does that#the sex appeal right here fascinates me#studying him#loml
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Wouldn’t want him getting lost now, would we (Patreon)
#Doodles#SCII#ZEX#The Captain#DAX#Me quietly while watching Muppet Treasure Island: Don't | My brain: Haha anyway- ♪#I don't even have to reread! My brain just does this nonsense! It's still Right There at the forefront of my mind#At this rate I'll have to go pick up Treasure Island from the library *shakes fist* Stevensonnnnnnnnnnn#I will admit that the itch to reread has been growing but mmmmn I've got fics to vet for printing! And that one's technically unfinished!#I mean I might break soon lol but mmmmnnnnn!#Same thing when I was in a Treasure Planet mood years(?! how has it been that long and I still haven't rewatched!) ago#Anyway yes these were inspired by rewatching Muppet Treasure Island lol - it's just one interpretation after the other!#If you happen to go seeking out Professional Pirate you might recognize the second shot as when Jim has been kidnapped by the pirates#I kinda just interpolated from there lol#Same vibe as the set I made a while ago of ZEX piercing the Captain - there's just Something So about ZEX leaving a mark on him!#Not directly altering him (at least more than skin-deep haha) but decorating him! Dressing him up! There's Something about that#Like a living museum - how much does ZEX project onto the Captain? There's a lot of weird vibes around them <3#He wants A Human and he has His Human but hmmm ♪#Well for the time being that's his only human - and seeing as he's collared but without a leash in the last one he's not running away!#It's progress haha#Hhhh drawing the Captain in pirate garb really is one of my favourites <3 I had so much fun the first times around and it's still fun!#His hair is for some reason I cannot explain easier to draw in this setting - there is no explanation I can think of but it is! Why fight it#ZEX is also very fun to draw in pirate gear haha ♫ I really think it's one of his handsomest interpretations#I always think he's pretty! But something about the pirate aesthetic adds to his masculinity? :0#He's still a swishy pirate hehe ♥ Maybe it's the open chest on his tunic haha I just think he's very handsome!
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Which Link is most likely to get banned from Olive Garden
And if you feel like it, tell me who you picked and why!! (And what they did to get banned)
If you’d like to do something similar for the Zeldas, here you go:
#lu chain#linked universe#legend of zelda#they’re my silly little guys#and they do silly little things#at least one of them is definitely getting banned from an olive garden#bear with me and let’s pretend olive garden even exists for them#personally i think it would be wind#second to get banned would be wild and hyrule#they’re all up to something#loz#all the links#the whole chain my beloveds tbh#but i can admit they’d get banned from several restaurants#for one reason or another#they’re up to some stupid antics#and i love it#ill shut up now#actually i have more to say#actually my friend does#but i agree with him#wind wouldn’t be the one kicked out#he would get a warning#and time and twi would be told to put their kid on a leash#wild on the other hand#that fucker is an adult#(depending on who you ask)#he is fully capable of being kicked out
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They way people always want to claim that Ned treated Arya better to make it seem like Sansa was mistreated but don't ever want to discuss the difference in how Catelyn treated Sansa and Arya is so transparent.
We get it you think that Ned "indulging" Arya (which even that was to a certain extent because he still had expectations of her) was a bad thing because you view her behavior as inappropriate and think that Catelyn reprimanding her and unfairly comparing her to Sansa to the point that she has lasting self-esteem issues was deserved.
#arya stark#asoiaf#anti sansa stans#if this was done in good faith and both were being discussed then I wouldn't have an issue#but it rarely is. Catelyn's behavior towards Jon AND Arya is always excused as her doing the logical thing#and what's more then that even though Ned's parenting is the point it's always turned into Arya bashing and her being this unruly child#who treats Sansa so horribly but also everything that Sansa does to Arya is understandable and excusable#but fuck Arya and her feelings her father should've apparently put her on a leash and forced her to confirm#Funny how Arya is younger but she's always judged harsher then Sansa and her circumstances#then the same people want to claim that Sansa is exactly like Ned as a positive and proof she'll be Queen they can't even be consistent#personally though I very much think it's a stretch to say he favored Arya and neglected Sansa
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Thinking more Thoughts about Skirk and Tartaglia and while he does seem to have had a drastic personality change while in the abyss, I personally enjoy the interpretation that Tartaglia was always Like That. It was always just kind of simmering beneath the surface, maybe not fully developed yet, but definitely there. He ran away from home for a reason, after all! It was too monotonous for him! He wanted something more! An adventure, a great battle! Literally all he took with him was a bag of bread and a weapon!
And Skirk was the first one to not only drag all that out of him, to see all these pieces of Tartaglia that he wasn't really sure about yet, but she embraced it (she "nurtured the ability to stir up endless havoc from within Ajax's trouble-mongering nature" according to canon), and that helped him to embrace it and sharpen it in turn.
So when they do finally reunite, and she of course calls him Ajax because that was how she knew him back then, I love the thought of Tartaglia noticing he strangely doesn't feel the need to correct her. He maybe tells her later that he changed his name when he became a Fatui Harbinger, because she would notice everyone addressing him differently from her, but it's just to state a fact. He doesn't tell her that she needs to call him "Tartaglia" too. Because the name change had been meant as a new start and a new path, something different and further away from the legend his father had named him after, but Skirk was the one person to see Ajax as he really was and not only fully accept, but encourage it. So he finds he doesn't mind it when she uses his old name. It's ok when it's coming from her. ♡
((...I mean all of this in a derogatory way btw, Skirk actively made him worse in the most hilarious way possible and I love that for her HEKDJJDKDMDMF))
#genshin impact skirk#skirtaru#genshin impact childe#genshin impact tartaglia#genshin impact ajax#why does this boy need to have so many names#'Feroluce do you mean this romantically or platonically' yes#that meme of pushing 3 buttons on a soda machine but it's me hitting the Romance QPR and Found Family buttons on the skirtaru machine zjkdjs#I just think they're neat#I love Skirk making Taru Worse and him finding freedom and joy in it#Taru was always kind of Like That but he absolutely would not have been as bad without her influence nzkznsmd#domestication arc over before it could hardly begin; Skirk cut that leash years ago and there's been no going back ever since sksjkdkf#I want them to hunt down and kill something in the abyss together#you know#platonic couple's activities uwu#genshin impact#tartaglia#skirk#ok I'm done now waiting on 4.2 before I get overinvested for realsies now skzjkdkf
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Its with a heavy heart that I inform everyone that doe has traded in mountain dew baja blast the imp in for a notebook because i realized crooked cross wouldnt work for him 😔
#personality wise hes more correspondant#its good tho because it means doe doesnt have to keep him on a leash in the backyard with a do not feed sign
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I've seen a bunch of pet peeve polls but I haven't seen a pet pet peeve poll yet and as I'm a dog sitter I have a list for dog walking specifically..
I can think of more but this is a list of my biggest pet peeves. Please share and complain: I'm very curious :3
#polls#poll#For Youck it's water and pulling the leash#and tbh I don't really care about that so much especially because it's not constant#and he listens pretty well when corrected - except when he's in a Mood which is not often#so yeah when it comes to me this list is mostly about the dogs I dogsit#they're cute but some of them really really test my patience#what I *absolutely* can't deal with is when a dog refuses to walk#I have one 5 yo wirehaired Jack Russel who stays over sometimes who does that ughh#Jack Russels are supposed to be all over the place come oooon just move your tiny lil butt!!
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