#doctors orders!!!!!!

[inkykeiji]

anyway i am absolutely in love with him and yes, Daddy, your hand most definitely is a toy

i wanna ride his fingers (*ﾉωﾉ) also also this man and his fucking Dad Jokes waaaaah he always makes me giggle :((

[n-hospital]

guy who has a hard time keeping up with the trends and interests of his peers: oh man im really out of the loop lol

guy who's stuck in a time loop: HOW DID YOU DO IT

[stump-not-found]

post canon shenanigans

[aitadjcrazytimes]

[notyourmusebby]

Ollie talking about how Carlos went to the garage and help and guide him through his first f1 race like an overbearing dad 😭❤️

“He was telling them (the engineers) what to tell me basically. So, that was pretty nice.”

“He knows what the driver wants so i found that really useful. He was looking at my driving and giving some pointers, what to change on my driving, and what to change on the car set up itself.”

[kodii-ak]

Corre, corre

[dandelionjack]

“sometimes i think…. what if i’m the bad luck” “i’ve got no one” ah good to know not all the trauma has been therapised out of you my dude

[zephyrchama]

Resting with Belphegor

You're laying on the couch, face up with Belphegor draped over you like a weighted blanket. His breathing is steady and slow. His arms are wrapped loosely around your shoulders. His face is snuggled into your chest. It's warm and it's comfortable and it's peaceful as you scroll your D.D.D. The house is quiet. You absentmindedly run a hand up Belphegor's back while searching for new content.

Thunk.

Oops.

Belphegor stirs with a snort, inhaling a little too fast in surprise. You scramble to pick up your fallen D.D.D. and hide it between the cushions. His forehead is already turning a light shade of red, but you know demons are hardy. He'll be fine, physically speaking.

Hands grip your shoulders. Two dark and narrow slits glare at you from inches away. They would be threatening if Belphegor didn't look so pouty, his cheeks almost puffing up with anger.

"Sorry." You try not to smile while apologizing. It's a difficult task when he looks more cute than scary. "It won't happen again."

Belphegor huffs. His chin digs into your sternum but his grip on your shoulders turns weak. "You said that the last three times. I should curse you."

"But I really didn't mean to!" you insist. "I said sorry."

"Aahh, it hurts so bad." The red dot where your phone made contact with his head is hardly even visible. "Ow, I'm so badly injured. Look what you did to me."

Belphegor's acting skills have really degraded since he came out of the attic. Or maybe he's too lazy to put actual effort into it anymore.

"You want a bandage?" There might be some in the kitchen. It wouldn't do anything, though, and he would have to get up for you to treat him. You wonder if his head alone could crack your D.D.D.

"No, but I think a kiss will make it feel better."

[regenderated]

"rank the doctors" based on what!? which one is my favourite? which one i think is objectively the best? which one is most fuckable? which one has the nicest voice? best costume? best actor? best writing?

[claraoswalds]

#mrs flood who are you: time lord edition

[bebsibby]

You Will Go Forth And Self-Ship

You already know whats goin on dawg

[n-hospital]

suffering from an ailment of sorts

[expelliarmus]

[it-was-rose]

I’m curious so (please) reblog and put in the tags what your top three Doctors are… I wanna see something

[yesokayiknow]

happy birthday to the worst girl in the universe (23 november 1986 - 2016 (eventually))

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I went to the doctor and they said my humor levels came back low so I needed to take vitamins. The prescription was a sprinkle filled bottle with a hand-drawn label in crayon that said "clown vitamins."