#doctor detective is IN

[help-i-need-a-cool-username]

Was thinking about what everyones job would be in a No Capes AU and i started with Dick (still a detective? Runs a gymnasium?) and then I was like whatever Bruce does is probably a factor and I remember this fic that mentioned Bruce dropped out of medical school (no idea if thats canon or not) so I was like okay what if he finished medical school. Ok so Bruce is a doctor, like his dad. How can Batman factor into being a medical doctor? Well he's probably really good at finding diagnosis and pushing unconventional treatments that somehow work and thats when i realized it. Bruce would be Dr. House

He would send people to patients houses to investigate. He would have them reading the patients tweets from five years ago just to clock the switch from day posting to night posting being related to converting to veganism or whatever. He would have his boss breathing down his back and reprimanding him. He would be unfireable due to his insane success rate (and social position. He's still a Wayne after all)

[liveandbreathemusicals]

Gay people will be like “this is my comfort show!” And then show you the most emotionally devastating, stress-inducing, tragic piece of media you have ever witnessed

[thehammyyammy]

[ecchima]

Run boy run! This world is not made for you Run boy run! They're trying to catch you...

The idea of those two running away from Death for 30+ years is making my brain rot.

[rivvyve]

Yes, they used Black Parade for the trailer. Yes, I know literally everyone on this site should have seen it for that reason alone. Yes. Dead Boy Detectives is worth the watch.

[orionsangel86]

Saw a comment on here claiming Dead Boy Detectives was basically Superwholock (derogatory) but I've been viewing it the whole time as Superwholock (affectionate) and we are not the same and only one of us belongs on the Superwholock website full of queer people babe.

Dead Boy Detectives is like is Supernatural, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Dirk Gently's Hollistic Detective Agency, and The Sandman were all put in a blender with a bunch of pride flags and glitter and let me tell you THAT is a smoothie tumblr should be drinking.

Watch Dead Boy Detectives. Its fun. Its queer. It has a cat who is also a very cunty very queer boy who could be the love child of Desire of the Endless and The Corinthian (listen I'm not ruling it out).

Just trust me and watch it. You won't regret it. :)

[ineedhjalp]

oh honey i have rewatching capabilities you couldn’t dream of

[doingartiguess]

Queer crime is the best crime ✨ you all loved the last Nimona piece so much I decided to expand on it and include all our fav queer criminals.

New print I designed for this week’s conventions! All the prints are 11x17, signed, and on a museum quality paper because I don’t believe in that cheap shit.

You can get it this weekend at Flame Con (if you’re around) or on sale this week here at the shop link:

[improbabledreams900]

The Doctor + really needing that retirement

[guardianspirits13]

You know those two scenes from Wild Blue Yonder? Yeah…

(Edit: made some minor tweaks to them, mostly rendering and trying to get more resemblance)

[ngatwa]

AU: The Doctor needs help with Sutekh

[danielsarmand]

Dead Boy Detectives | 1.02 Doctor Who | 1.06

[championari]

I'm currently fascinated with a commonality with Neil Gaiman's work and his approach to relationships: they all are literally impossible.

Aziraphale and Crowley developed despite being on opposite sides, angel and demon.

Hob Gadling is a normal, ordinary guy from the 1400s, only able to meet the King of Dreams through a bet/experiment.

Edwin and Charles are both dead and existed 60+ years apart, only able to meet because of a "clerical error".

The Doctor is only able to speak to The TARDIS one time.

(haven't seen much of Gaiman's other work, please tell me if this pattern holds)

and I think that is saying something about how he chooses to use the fantasy genre in his stories. His relationships literally could never happen outside of fantasy, and that is what makes them all uniquely special to me. He decides to build his relationships on the foundation of what could be, while still making them feel real and keeping human emotion at the center of it.

[dotswithbrainrot]

Reunion

[nelkcats]

Ghost Doctor

Danny became the new underground Gotham's doctor, unlike Dr.Leslie he treats anyone as long as they're willing to find him (and it is hard if is not the right time) and pay the price.

This may sound extremely sinister but the reality was that Danny was not interested in money; he was already King of a dimension and his funds were not going to run out while he was on vacations.

The treatments vary, along with the reviews, but this is due to the prices he give. When Danny treated the Joker, the clown ended up shaking and almost regretting his actions, falling into a laugh full of madness (Danny's price was simple: Face the same thing you put your victims through)

But when Dr. Freeze knocked on his door, tearfully begging to treat Nora, Danny cured her, his price being a smile and a plea "Live happily with your wife for as long as you can."

With all the knowledge that Frostbite teach him combined with Clockwork showing him all human advances on the future (is not illegal if your ghost parent show you) he rented a warehouse and with the help of some ghosts he dig a hole the same size as the warehouse but meters underground, after that he used his powers and sinked it directly into the hole; he developed all his machinery there, turning it into a Bunker that he was the only one who could access.

Therefore, Danny was a mystery, a danger, his prices were varied and he treated anyone: villain, hero, anti-hero, mafia, criminals, innocents, metas, etc. but your values ​​and actions were what whispered your charge and not even an extremely high amount of money would convince him of giving you a different treatment.

Of course, when Jason jokingly visited him asking to cure the pits (He knew it had no cure), his slightest hope was rewarded when the Doctor simply smiled and accepted (His price? A date).

[rivvyve]

Why Chopping Dead Boy Detectives is a Mistake™ in a Single Image: