#doctor Heinz doofenshmirtz

[patheticmenscuffle]

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb): “Behold, Perry the Platypus— the DOOFENSWEEP-INATOR!!!”

Charlie Kelly (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia): “loser. loser failgirl. failboy also. bit freaky. mauled santa it was very hot. idiot”

Harry du Bois (Disco Elysium): “Please. please. pelase just let him win One Thing for the lvoe of god pela s e”

[captainwaffles]

It’s funny and sad

[jerk-bitch-idjit-assbutt]

The doctor recognizing the master is like Dr. doofenshmirtz recognizing Perry the platypus. Idk how to explain it but it’s the same deal. Y’all know what I mean.

[the-aroace-artist]

I know he only tries to take over the tri-state area but whatever

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[khookn]

He wants to be a real boy!

[demiboydemon]

I love this manic pixie dream divorced guy your honor

[gallifreyanhotfive]

The other Doctors to their companions: I'm not going to talk about my past, my planet, or my family unless there is literally no other choice.

The Fifteenth Doctor to Ruby:

[toothybat]

How has no one done this yet

[jihef03]

scientis

[fanaticsnail]

If I had a nickel every time I fell for a big, hulking first-mate with a broad chest and long flowing hair, loyal to a one-armed, redheaded captain; offering his skills as a fighter some would dub their battle brutality as bordering on cruelty. I'd have two nickels.

Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.

(Sanji and Corazon here).

[lazyvase]

Eggman (Sonic Boom TV series edition) only has a fraction of Doofenshmirtz's comedic power. Granted that still leaves Boom Eggman with the comedic power of a hydrogen bomb.

[pebbles-scatter]

I hope in this revival Roger doesn't even go back to being mayor- I hope he just lives on Heinz's couch (Diane from latter part of Season 2 Bojack Horseman style), completely out of it. Imagine Heinz, who hates his brother (and who has NO business talking about OTHER people's mental health), trying to convince Roger that Hey, man! Life's not over! You still can do great things. You just gotta pick yourself back up. Preferably off my couch! Haha, haha. Stop crying. I didn't mean anything by that.

[the-aroace-artist]

Happy Halloween!!🎃🦇

[khookn]

I really really liked candance against the universe

[raining-anonymously]

the funniest possible hero and villain dynamic.

[favcharacterpoll]

QUARTERFINALS MATCH TWO: CECIL VS. DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ

Cecil Propaganda:

"Cecil is not only the Tumblr sexyman, he is the first gay protagonist of a podcast that most of us have ever heard. From the very first episode he was unashamedly queer and no one has ever called him out or given him shit for being gay. He is a gay Jewish fashion disaster who is the mouthpiece for an incredibly bizarre town and plays the whole “this horrifying thing is completely normal”thing so well. If Cecil wasn’t there, I think a lot of people wouldn’t have felt so accepted for just being who they were. Cecil is an inspiration and the queer podcast rep we all deserved as we were growing."

"he’s gay. he’s a dilf. he’s ageless. he has been since there’s was nothing and he’s still here after the world ended. he can summon music. his mother is a oracle his father is a tree. his cat is a man who got cursed and also has wings a stinger and poison??? he thinks a tutu and crocs is formal wear and has talked to god and she said ‘I love you. I’m sorry’. he’s definitely guilty of manslaughter from negligence"

"this is the website Night Vale built!"

☠Matt Damon, Eda Clawthorne, LL!ZombieCleo, Aelita Schaeffer, Razputin Aquato, c!Wilbur Soot☠

Dr. Doofenshmirtz Propaganda:

"i wanna rotate him so badly. i want to hold him up like he is my own child. i love this man"

"dr doofenshmirtz is transgender source: trust me"

☠Red, Callie, Percy Jackson, Waymond Wang, Miles Morales☠