#doctor Heinz doofenshmirtz

[patheticmenscuffle]

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb): “Behold, Perry the Platypus— the DOOFENSWEEP-INATOR!!!”

Charlie Kelly (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia): “loser. loser failgirl. failboy also. bit freaky. mauled santa it was very hot. idiot”

Harry du Bois (Disco Elysium): “Please. please. pelase just let him win One Thing for the lvoe of god pela s e”

[spooky-donut-ghost-house]

Y'all ever think about how Doofenschmirtz's head looks like the yellow Angry Bird?

[captainwaffles]

It’s funny and sad

[urfavisproship]

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb is Proship!

Antis DNI

[demiboydemon]

I love this manic pixie dream divorced guy your honor

[the-aroace-artist]

Happy Halloween!!🎃🦇

[gallifreyanhotfive]

The other Doctors to their companions: I'm not going to talk about my past, my planet, or my family unless there is literally no other choice.

The Fifteenth Doctor to Ruby:

[toothybat]

How has no one done this yet

[fanaticsnail]

If I had a nickel every time I fell for a big, hulking first-mate with a broad chest and long flowing hair, loyal to a one-armed, redheaded captain; offering his skills as a fighter some would dub their battle brutality as bordering on cruelty. I'd have two nickels.

Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.

(Sanji and Corazon here).

[raining-anonymously]

the funniest possible hero and villain dynamic.

[i-am-trans-gwender]

Why didn't Dr Doofenshmirtz make a giant penis inator and fuck the entire Tri State Area?

(silly answers only)

[letsgetreadytotumble]

2023 TUMBLR LITTLEST MEOW MEOW COMPETITION ROUND 3: LAWYERINATOR

THEY'RE WAHSED UP BUT THEY'RE NOT DOWN! THEY'VE GOT A DAUGHTER AT HOME AND BILLS TO PAY, SO MOVE OVER CAUSE I'TS TIME TO PLAY!

YOU CAN'T MAKE AN OMLETE WITHOUT CRACKING A FEW EGGS AND YOU CAN'T BE A MEOW MEOW WITHOUT A SCORE TO SETTLE!

GET A FEW YEARS UNDER YOUR BELT AND EVERYDAY IT FEELS LIKE YOU WAKE UP TO A BLAST FROM YOUR PAST, WHETHER IT'S A SUPRISE WITNESS OR SUDDEN TRAUMA FLASHBACK!

IT'S THE PARROT'S WORD VS. THE PLATYPUS'S LACK OF WORDS IN DETERMINING WHICH OF THESE TWO TROUBLED TRY-HARDS IS GOING TO THE LITTLEST MEOW MEOW SEMIFINALS!

[favcharacterpoll]

QUARTERFINALS MATCH TWO: CECIL VS. DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ

Cecil Propaganda:

"Cecil is not only the Tumblr sexyman, he is the first gay protagonist of a podcast that most of us have ever heard. From the very first episode he was unashamedly queer and no one has ever called him out or given him shit for being gay. He is a gay Jewish fashion disaster who is the mouthpiece for an incredibly bizarre town and plays the whole “this horrifying thing is completely normal”thing so well. If Cecil wasn’t there, I think a lot of people wouldn’t have felt so accepted for just being who they were. Cecil is an inspiration and the queer podcast rep we all deserved as we were growing."

"he’s gay. he’s a dilf. he’s ageless. he has been since there’s was nothing and he’s still here after the world ended. he can summon music. his mother is a oracle his father is a tree. his cat is a man who got cursed and also has wings a stinger and poison??? he thinks a tutu and crocs is formal wear and has talked to god and she said ‘I love you. I’m sorry’. he’s definitely guilty of manslaughter from negligence"

"this is the website Night Vale built!"

☠Matt Damon, Eda Clawthorne, LL!ZombieCleo, Aelita Schaeffer, Razputin Aquato, c!Wilbur Soot☠

Dr. Doofenshmirtz Propaganda:

"i wanna rotate him so badly. i want to hold him up like he is my own child. i love this man"

"dr doofenshmirtz is transgender source: trust me"

☠Red, Callie, Percy Jackson, Waymond Wang, Miles Morales☠

[pnf-n-mcu-is-life]

This is what the ideal villain-hero duo should be, honestly. Like, here are all my killer freezing penguins staring at you creepily while you are frozen and helpless, all for me to explain my plan to sell hot chocolate.

“And the second cup, well that will be,

Free, as well, but the THIRD CUP… that wil be a

MILLION DOLLARS!!! So I can sell three cups and already be a millionaire.”

[lilypad-8]

No one in their right mind can convince me that in the latest Chibiverse episode Perry wasn’t going to say he had feelings for Doof before he was cut off. No one! Not a single person can change that assumption unless the writers disprove it! I WILL TAKE THAT TO MY GRAVE!!!

[wait-for-it-next]

First part of many more to come…