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swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual · 4 months ago

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We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.

We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.

All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.

#dp x dc #dpxdc #dc x dp #dcxdp #danny phantom crossover #listen I’m just SAYING #my initial thought is Fenton bc dark hair and how most of the robins have had dark hair #Danny isn’t even necessarily running from danger. he just got into parkour and forgot how to stop his momentum #I mean you CAN have him running from something. give this an ACTUAL plot #but honestly I just think it’d be a fun little setup #Danny peaks out and. in panic. goes #hi we’re the council of the dead. we’ve been trying to contact you and yours about your extended warranty #*extended life warranty or what have you #Danny hasn’t even gotten death vibes from anyone yet so now he has to wing it #yeah hi… uh. Batman sir. if that’s your preferred moniker?#right so we’re basically the ghost irs and you owe death taxes?#yeah you know the saying. death and taxes. guarantees of life. haha.#which in this case means you owe money bc you aren’t dead yet. probably. idk I uh. JUST got the job .#anyways ohhhh hi yep you’re. red hood. yeah so. mm. yeah we definitely need to get you to the ghostly dmv #it’s the same as a regular dmv but people have actually been bored to death in there #(meanwhile Batman is like WAIT IS THIS SMALL CHILD DEAD?!)#(SURE WHATEVER IM RICH HOW DO I FIND A GHOST ACCOUNTANT AND MORE IMPORTANTLY DO YOU RESPECT GHOST ADOPTIONS?)

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spirk-trek · 8 months ago

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i love watching spock slowly approach jim in the background of scenes like a cat who thinks they're invisible

#meow #he's stalking his prey ig #sulu and chekov are like #guys #SIRS #youre blocking the ENTIRE viewscreen #can you fuckin take this somewhere else #i'm trying to do my job #star trek #shitposting #star trek the original series #star trek tos #spock #captain kirk #james t kirk #leonard nimoy #william shatner #screencaps #spirk

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imadetheline · 2 months ago

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just started the magnus archives and jonathan sims is so funny to me. sir, you work for a paranormal institute, why are you so derisive about some of these people's statements

#i just think he's neat #lol #maddie rambles #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #he's like these people are crazy #sir do you know what your job is

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muzsmocsing · 2 months ago

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Svsss headcanon: Ning Yingying has a part time job working as a waitress in Hua Cheng's gambling den.

#shen qingqiu come get your disciple #how did she 1v1 the young hua huan palace mistress so easily? customer service job #people are yelling and limbs may go flying every now and again but the tips are great and Yin Yu is a patient and understanding manager #“sir i can't do monday next week my sect is going to the immortal alliance conference”#“that's okay just let me know if you have any grave injuries by tuesday so i can get someone to fill in longer”#scum villian self saving system #svsss #svsss headcanon #tgcf #mxtx #ning yingying

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supercalifragipopculturevomit · 11 months ago

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Rush (2013) Daniel Brühl as Niki Lauda

"Every now and then, it helps if people like you."

p.s. the multitude of emotions that cycles through his face in the last one kills me 😭

#how dare you do your job so well sir #all the awards #daniel brühl #rush #niki lauda #db niki lauda #my gifs #gifset

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lazybakerart · 10 months ago

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‘If he’d been a woman, I would have married him’ says house to wilson <- there is just so much to unpack here, the main one being wilson’s understanding nod.

#how to say you’re bi without saying you’re bi #house md #house md rewatch #gregory house #hilson #also love that wilson just tells the lab guy to go so he can do the scan #so he can sit by house and chat about being young and gay #like???? do you not have your own job sir?????

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lastofthe20thcenturygirls · 10 months ago

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#dude's just standing there like🧍🏾‍♂️😊#shahrukh cannot do the picture faces or wtv they are called for the life of him #he's just like me fr #except making faces for camera is your job sir #rihanna #SRK crisis hours #shah rukh khan #bollywood

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cluttered-echo · 3 months ago

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My catsona full on decking Simon Gollini aka faker Sir Nighteye from the You're Next MHA movie. Mutuals from my twitter encourage me too much.

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thebirdandhersong · 3 months ago

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Lol

#theres nothing quite like your mother saying Well maybe you shouldve been more careful because now your boss might think youve been flirting #with this male coworker (whom i like splendidly as a friend) and now maybe she thinks youre not trustworthy #and maybe she regrets hiring you because you said you feel like youre making a lot of mistakes this week and she might assume thats because #your head is filled with this boy.#so dont make her regret hiring you.#MA'AM I TOLD YOU I WAS ALREADY ANXIOUS BECAUSE I MADE SO MANY MISTAKES TODAY WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME ASHAMED #OF SOMETHING THAT I HONESTLY HAD NO CLUE I OUGHT TO BE ANXIOUS ABOUT AT MY FIRST NEW JOB AFTER IVE GRADUATED????#anyway going to bed i cant take this anymore LOL she said it so lightly and im like. well i never even considered #being afraid of making my boss regret hiring me somehow because of some kind of behaviour that i had no idea was sending some kind of signal #anywaysssss 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#and then she was like why are you crying?? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀#not to be like this is partly why i didnt want to move home but confound it all why are things like this #can i not simply confide in my mother my anxieties and worriws #worries #and not also have to worry about her potentially being like Well have you considered you ARE right and it IS your fault?#idk man something something firstborn child eldest daughter can i have some room to breathe. please #also not to whine but Not my father walking in on me eating dinner at 10pm because i was holed up #in my room in a semi depressive state after so many gong shows in a work day and straight up having no appetite #but deciding my body needs the food anyway its better late than never.....walking in and then saying #you know if you eat this late you'll gain weight. SIR??????????????????#sorry to complain and rant again i simply cannot in this house and whats more am doing my best to honour my parents #but why is it so hard out here and how can they say stuff like that with a smile!!!!!!!#also i DO have an inner critic who is always like Its your fault you are the worst you should be ashamed always........why do my parents #not understand after knowing me for so long and watching me grow up #that i can make myself so ashamed of the smallest thing so easily and that what they say drives me to shame almost as easily?#ANYWAY LOL WHAT A DAY #you guys!!! i am working so hard i promise i PROMISE I am!!! it is my first full time job ever and i am working so so hard #i am doing my absolute best and no one sees it and that is FINE i just wish my parents would see that i AM trying!!#i come back home so dead every single day because i put in 120%! this is literally my first job after graduation #and my parents KNOW this has been the most exhausting taxing and soul crushing year ive had in my very short life so far

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cold-neon-ocean · 1 year ago

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He's his own unique brand of chaotic (wip)

#LoK #Legend of Korra #Baatar Jr.#WIP #[ like sir what do you MEAN???#he probably says stuff like this every day he's so unserious #being an engineer means you will get harmful chemicals in your mouth and it's just part of the job #if you recognize what he's wearing then hehehe #I can never resist putting him in some proper working clothes #and I've been wanting to draw him in this for so long #I realize I haven't drawn him in his lab coat in a while sobs I miss her #these sketches are apart of a larger thing but I like how these look rn so I wanted to share them c: ]#Neon Ocean Art

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andy-clutterbuck · 2 years ago

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Men's Fitness 2014 | requested by Anonymous

#here ya go! 💚#Andrew Lincoln #*#andygifs #2 beautiful creatures #can you make one of these at build a bear?#why do henleys have so much power #we just don't know #andy leading the horse is iconic™#man wears jeans like it's his job™#lookin like the new brawny paper towel man #excuse me sir please put your forearms away thank you

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skiplo-wave · 2 years ago

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Yoshida from distance:

#yoshiden #asaden #chainsaw man #sir do your job and you can ride Denji too #yoshida hirofumi

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canon-gabriel-quotes · 11 months ago

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had ti draw tgis company's network topology, got distracted and drew a Gabe Ultrakill in the same page. He's part of the network now. Get wired and IP'd dove boy

‼️ surrounded by machines forever ‼️

Does he love it or hate it..?

#personally. I hate network topology #<- I am an IT student #I hope he hates it <3 #so that he’s suffering <3 #Gabriel mounted in my server rack acting like a switch??? oh dear #sir. your ports are showing.#sorry I had to. easy joke.#just got the best job ever I get to do penetration tests on- I don’t think I should continue this sentence #coughs.#non voice post #asks #ask

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stiffyck · 1 year ago

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#me rn #i bougjt a fucking ibalgin box because i needed to go to an interview #and i miss3d the interview #and the ibalgin is STILL not working #sir ur called “ibalgin rapid” do your job #stiff talk

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aeolianblues · 4 months ago

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I'm not an extrovert. At all. In everyday life, I'm a yapper, sure, but I need someone to first assure me I am okay to yap, so I don't start conversations, even when I really want to join in sometimes! It's just the social anxiety acting up. God knows where from and why I lose a lot of my inhibitions when it comes to talking to people about music. I don't know where the confidence has suddenly sprung from. I've made a crazy amount of friends in musical circles, either just talking to people about common music or (since it is after all in music circles) talking to bands about their own music. I let out a sigh of relief any time an interaction goes well, because in truth it's going against my every instinct. I wish I could do that in everyday life

#like that's the point where we need to remind everyone around me that as much as I say #radio is 'a job'-- it's not 'my job' lol. I wish I was this interested in data science #but like. Honestly?? I'm not even a data scientist!? I answered a few questions about classical AI having come from a computer science back #background and now people are saying to me 'I know you're a data scientist and not a programmer' sir I am a computer scientist #what are you on about #and like I guess I get to google things and they're paying me so I'm not complaining but like I am not a data scientist #my biggest data scientist moment was when I asked 'do things in data science ever make sense???' and a bunch of data scientists went #'no :) Welcome to the club' ???????#why did I do a whole ass computer science degree then. Does anyone at all even want that anymore. Has everything in the realm of #computer science just been Solved. What of all the problems I learned and researched about. Which were cool. Are they just dead #Ugh the worst thing the AI hype has done rn is it has genuinely required everyone to pretend they're a data scientist #even MORE than before. I hate this #anyway; I wish I didn't hate it and I was curious and talked to many people in the field #like it's tragicomedy when every person I meet in music is like 'you've got to pursue this man you're a great interviewer blah blah blah'#and like I appreciate that this is coming from people who themselves have/are taking a chance on life #but. I kinda feel like my career does not exist anymore realistically so unless 1) commercial radio gets less shitty FAST #2) media companies that are laying off 50% of their staff miraculously stop or 3) Tom Power is suddenly feeling generous and wants #a completely unknown idiot to step into the biggest fucking culture show in the country (that I am in no way qualified for)#yeah there's very very little else. There's nothing else lol #Our country does not hype. They don't really care for who you are. f you make a decent connection with them musically they will come to you #Canada does not make heroes out of its talent. They will not be putting money into any of that. Greenlight in your dreams.#this is something I've been told (and seen) multiple times. We'll see it next week-- there are Olympic medallists returning to uni next wee #no one cares: the phrase is 'America makes celebrities out of their sportspeople'; we do not. Replace sportspeople with any public professi #Canada does not care for press about their musicians. The only reason NME sold here was because Anglophilia not because of music journalism #anyway; personal

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natjennie · 2 years ago

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watching the flashback scenes in redding weddy caressing my screen while a single silent tear falls, like a mourning army wife in the 40s with a locket. which is appropriate given the subject matter.

#truly it makes me feel like im sighing sitting at the window #its raining #i can basically recite the whole thing #all 5 minutes of the most gut wrenching romantic drama of my generation #'ah lieutenant havers' 'communique from hq for you sir- marked urgent' 'this'll be my request for a service revolver'#like do you get it.#'exciting times havers' 'i know we do vital work here sir.. but i'd like to get involved in the fighting.'#'i put in for a transfer... there's talk of a north africa front'#'ah.. yes. well. i completely understand of course' <- the most devastated man thats ever lived #'ah havers! i was just thinking about you actually'#'im afraid im leaving you sir. at 1800 hours this evening' 'so soon?'#'i shall miss you havers.... by which i mean of course that we. shall miss you.'#the 'keep it under your hat' poster.. it KILLS me. it makes me ACHE.#reckless talk costs lives or w/e it says. every fit man wanted.#like... got they did such a good job with those scenes it makes me wail #bbc ghosts #capvers

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