#do not steal.

[mumatsi]

So... new episode huh

Kinger, come be my therapist

[childhoodcarnage]

[cellarkitty]

  ⠀   ⠀ ⠀⼺⭐️ trying to summon the weed fairy !

[notzawzark]

my art request is you stop sending me asks yelling at me and screaming at me about howw youvve murdered babies in my name and painted portraits of me wwith the blood of popes

it makes me really angry when you say that.

does our friendship mean NOTHINF to you. do I MEAN NOTHING TO YOU. FOUR FUCKING YEARS AND THIS IS WHAT YOU PULL. i see you for who you are. i fuvking see the slimey RAT you make yourself out not to be.

i am ANGRY. you have gone TOO FUCKINF FAR "STIMPRY". i know your MOTHERS NAME. DOES THAT MEAN NOTHINF TO YOU. WHAT IS FRIENDSHIP IF I CANT SACRIFICE A FEW GOATS IN YOUR NAME. WHAT IS PLATONIC BEAUTY IF I CANT THREATEN TO KILL MYSEKF IF YOU DONT SEND ME LOCKS OF YOUR HAIR. YOU KNOW NOTHING OF TRUE FRIENDSHIP. TO BE SO DISTRUSTFUL, AND DISHONEST, IS TO MARK THE DOWNFALL OF EVERY BRICK WE HAVE BUILT TOGTHER. EVERY BRICK IS A SMALL MEMORY OF US EXPERIENCINF THIS LIFE WE HAVE TOGETHER. LIKE WHEN WE DID NOTHING BUT PLAY BEDWARS FOR MULTIPLE DIGITS OF HOURS TOGETHER ALL IN ONE SITTING EVERYDAY. THAT is true friendship. THAT os what yluve just turned your back on. YOU, STIMPRY, have just made an ENEMY. you have made your WORST most THREATENKNF ENEMY. a former friend turned agaisnt you has a bigger arsenal then any non friend could have created. NEVER let your gaurd down around me again lest i STRIKE. like a SNAKE. but like a cool one. an albino like python or something. i leik snakes :O3

aannnddd post :O)

[ladyimaginarium]

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[theotherwesley]

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

[getrope1]

You cant make this shit up

[eiraly]

Arcane Lie Detector Interview, almost every platform I have will be seeing that I made this

[hyumjim]

[blaqcats-fics]

been thinking about jason being petty towards bruce. like, oh, you spend time with your other kids, but not me? tire privileges revoked! it would be over stupid shit too.

like there’s one time bruce decides to take damien to the movies, and jason is just beside himself.

like the conversation would be like:

JASON: So, let me get this straight—you took Damian to a movie.

BRUCE: He asked.

JASON: Oh, and I wouldn’t have wanted to see Kung Fu Panda 4 with you?!

BRUCE: You were busy.

JASON: Busy taking down a cartel. Which, by the way, I learned from you. I deserve quality time!

BRUCE: Jason—

JASON: No. No excuses. You’ll learn.

Jason storms off. Five minutes later, an alert pops up on the Batcomputer.

BATCOMPUTER: Warning: Batmobile rear tires have been removed.

BRUCE: …Jason.

Cut to Jason outside, rolling two Batmobile tires away, cackling.

[bishy437]

he won

bonus:

[mumatsi]

Freaky triangle cant handle true freak

[childhoodcarnage]

[egophiliac]

doylist explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: probably something about space constraints and making sure two sprites in one seat aren't covering anyone else when they're not in focus

watsonian explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: he snuck in and is hiding from the teachers, don't give him away 🤫

(I've reached my limit of unsuccessful attempts at pulling them before I need to save keys for Halloween, so I've been living vicariously through youtube videos...but the fact that Gidel just pops up from under the desk to wave his arms around happily is really testing my resolve. D: I'm gonna die when they finally get to do alchemy...)

[adhdandcomics]

"adhd is the easiest disability to have" “sure plenty of people have adhd but most people are faking” “people are abusing the resources that WE need so that’s why i can’t get my adderall!”

there has been an artificial shortage of all adhd medication for the past 4 years in the US. every investigation into this shortage has returned with the unequivocal result that simply nobody thinks we need it enough to solve the problem.

so they point fingers at the “faker” gaming the system to get adderall who “thinks” they have adhd or is “abusing stimulants to get ahead” for a problem that Our system MANUFACTURED.

so we would be at each others throats instead of realizing that our government and big pharma is to blame for all of this. because their First priority is to punish addicts and to punish folks with adhd and to punish anyone who relies on medication. over everything else. even over profit.

[misfitmiska]

Very stupid joke that wouldn’t leave my mind ever since my Metamorphosis rewatch. Please pretend it looks polished. o7