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shepscapades · 5 months ago

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This file is named “Destruction BREAKDOWN” because of me. It’s me. I’m having the breakdown

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floccinaucinihilipilificationa · 2 years ago

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#selfie bee #me telling a coworker who I have been working with for 4 months and whose name I do not know about my toenails #i'm sorry Tobias (?? Paul ??) it was the only topic I could come up with after I already told you about the big bird I saw in 8th grade #FRIENDS how are you!! :) how has the new year been so far!!#did you have a lot of snow on christmas!#we did and it was really fun! I had a very bad cold so I just watched the snow from inside but that was good too c:#do you have any plans for the new year?#i always have lot and most of the time I do not do any of them but planning is fun #this year I REALLY want to watch all of Star Trek ヽ(´∇｀)ﾉ #I would also love to learn how to make a handstand #imagine if you could just make yourself upside down #but it is a far away dream because honestly I am not very good at being usual side up most of the time either #but I will try probably at least 2 times to learn it ( ᐛ )#maybe I'll finally finish that website!#new years are good and fun #it's wild to think about how much daily life has changed since last year but I feel just the same :)#who knows what this year will bring!#I hope I don't hit a pheasant with my car #I almost hit a pheasant with my car last year and the pheasant made direct eye contact #I wonder how he is doing today #since that moment I think about pheasants a lot #I knew they were real but I had never seen one #just to know they are out there is a mystical feeling #right know it is raining so all the pheasants might be wet #get dry soon pheasants!!#I don't think I've ever seen a wet bird either #I don't know what do do with all these birds thoughts #also thank you for the person who asked about my skirt!! ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅#I've finished it and its really really bad #but I love it

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months ago

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jin guangshan and lan qiren yaoi perhaps? since their shapes create a perfect balance?

Two old men perform worlds first successful 96.

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan qiren #jin guangshan #I do not know if these two have a ship tag or if anyone has ever entertained the idea of these two kissing before.#Lets call them 'old man 96' for now.#Where the nine represents LQR's honkers and the six represents JGS's hunkers.#with our efforts combines we can make this the new cursed ship.#I am now giving preliminary head space to these two engaging in a relationship and -#HOO BOY. It would be horribly toxic. But like a beautiful mushroom the toxins are part of it's beauty.#They are the most opposite in morals and behaviour one could possibly be.#Okay the thoughts are done cooking.#Lan Qiren is the 'one guy' JGS has been with and it's haunted them both ever since. They refuse to make eye contact in meetings.#What led them both to that situation is for another day. I think I burnt 80% of my braincells thinking about these two kissing.#Thank you again delightful mutual stackedbirds for setting a lovely ball for me to strike down into the earth with.#I hope you enjoy the old men big naturals top and bottom edition. Balanced...as all things should be.

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nyancrimew · 6 months ago

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Can I pay you to hack the apex legends servers?

no

#also i hope you realize that trying to solicit and especially commission crime is a crime in itself #please stop sending me incriminating asks folks #even if it might be as a joke if it doesn't read as a joke to a judge it doesn't matter #if u do wanna contact me about anything sensitive there are ways to securely reach out on my website #(anon asks are not a secure way of contacting and tumblr can be ordered to reveal info about who sent the ask)

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rottiens · 1 month ago

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do you ever think about how satoru is so touch starved he can't think, he can hardly breathe? he doesn't mind holding back at all when he stares at you, he knows you feel it and he expects you to; his thoughts are clouded with a desire that needs to be consummated. he doesn't remember the last time he kissed someone, so every time your mouth moves to form a new sentence, he wonders what your lips will feel like under his teeth, what your skin will feel like when he squeezes it.

will you groan if he desperately and without warning pushes his tongue into you? because he can only imagine how he'd be panting like a dog on your lips the instant you touch him. he needs it so badly he might cry.

#wr #wr.gojo #because i do.#i think about touch starved satoru too much #i feel like *for me* this is so canon to him #this man is beyond hungry for you to touch him; he is desperate to feel that skin to skin contact #he can't think of anything else but consuming you and being consumed #i'm done now. my bad #gojo x reader

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bertoyana · 3 months ago

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X-MEN: DAYS OF THE FUTURE PAST (2014)

#they should invent an iteration of cherik that doesn't make me want to kill myself #mine*#cherik #x-men #xmenedit #gifset #filmedit #erik lehnsherr #charles xavier #otp: i want you by my side #they never talk about this again btw #guys be honest do u think it blew up in their faces in genosha (it totally did. it 100% did)#i think its important to note that in most of the movies (esp. the prequels) erik is always very intently staring at charles without #blinking. and that the one avoiding eye contact or not being able to hold it for too long it's charles #charles does avoid erik's eyes a lot especially in dofp #while erik is always the one doing the intense staring into charles' soul thing BUUUT in this scene #you can see erik breaking eye contact for a brief second when he says 'for what happened. i truly am'#you don't get it he's so sad!! HE'S SO SORRY!!!! and yet he can't bring himself to look at charles in the eye because he gets too emotional #and also the second erik says 'for what happened' charles breaks eye contact too #they are hurting so bad and they can't look at each other in the eyes without getting emotional.................. i'm so normal about them

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kkoct-ik · 2 months ago

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painty doodle from earlier this evening

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planefood · 8 months ago

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#funnies #my first instinct when someone makes eye contact with me is to smile and its a little odd #i had to draw tandy with a mouth for this never do it #i really have to preface this comic isn't about me being cheeky im just really autistic

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laurrelise · 3 months ago

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the umbrella academy and everything is the exact same exact number five accidentally jumps forward in time into the backrooms

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shmorp-mcdurgen · 5 months ago

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gee wiz, it sure is cool that Gordon survived the resonance cascade, I sure hope he's doing well

Finally decided to give Gordon a ref for my au Aftermath (which i've talked about here. Once.)

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#half life #gordon freeman #HL Aftermath au #Aftermath Gordon #Eye contact tw #Drug mention tw #shmorps art #GRAHHHHHH this au makes me insane I need to talk about it here more #Also I used a different method of drawing here. Aka making a doodle sketch first then drawing over it.#It actually works better than what I was doing before. who woulda thought #anyway here's this. dumpster fire of a man #I truly. TRULY think if he had a chance to process his emotions after HL1 (which he does in this au) he would. not be doing well mentally #I have ideas on how to get into that but yeagh #Also. since you can kinda see him.#Aftermath Gman

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ataleofcrowns · 4 months ago

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i only mean that it isn't typical/representative of that subgroup, i would ask the same thing if there was an asian kurd character

Did you take geography classes in the United States of America? Be honest now.

#i'm sorry for the stray @ americans but it had to be done #kurds are literally asian what the fuck are you talking about 😭#which continent do you think the middle east belongs to???#also “that subgroup” why are you talking like measurehead in my inbox???#doing a race science about my own people like??? lmao #it's giving Middle Eastern Studies major #please send me the info of your emergency contact so i can call them to do a wellness check on you #i'm not even mad this is genuinely so unhinged 💀#ask #anonymous

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abirddogmoment · 5 months ago

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Maybe an unpopular opinion but I don't think non-herding breeds should be allowed to take herding tests.

#its all fun and games except that there are other animals involved that are being stressed out for your game #its the same to me as doing bitesports with a retriever #so disrespectful to the breed you have #why do you want to get them to do the opposite of what they were made for???#i know this is unpopular and i dont care #i am so happy ckc hunting sports are gatekept #if you want to do herding then get or borrow a herding breed #or play treiiball so your dog herds balls instead of sheep #those are actual living animals and your poodle is controlled chasing not herding #ill get off my high horse but ill stand here brushing it while making eye contact at you #(you being the person bragging about it in the local dog group)#dogblr #dog sports

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tgtbata · 8 months ago

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sam/dean panty kink as per request > 🩲

#supernatural #dean winchester #sam winchester #wincest #a #what is this 'background' you speak of? uh-huh. and that's something you can draw? never heard of it sorry #introspection time: panty kink doesn't even particularly do it for me which is probably sacrilegious to say in this fandom - it's fine but #i don't search it out. so i always wonder whether it shows in my art that i find panty kink alright but--#i was about to say 'but hard long eye contact really hot' but then i looked at my art tag and never mind. art the window to the soul etc et #hope this is alright for the request anyway :3

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bonefall · 6 months ago

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I understand being upset by the moonpaw dog post but i dont think talking about some random teen publicly (on a pretty big fandom blog) as opposed to like, dming them about it, is a very nice thing to do? Would recommend keeping that kinda gossip in dms going forward personally.

??????? "That kinda gossip???"

Saying that it's fucked up that a publicly posted incest joke about how deformed she should look went to the top of the Warrior Cats and Moonpaw tags, is gossip???

TRENDING TAGS?? GOSSIP?

I'm not talking about "some random teen," I have not even dropped a username and been VERY clear I don't want harassment of anyone. During this discussion about wider ableism against Moonpaw, I've directly answered two anons about the contents of a post that was/IS extremely popular to the tune of nearly a thousand notes.

One of those two asks was an anon who only stumbled in to say that the post was funny in a display of SHOCKING tonedeafness, while I was talking about how shitty it is to compare people who are the products of incest to unethical dog breeds, especially in the context of WC. The other was an actual XX/XY chimera who expressed that the extremely popular post hurt their feelings, and when they tried to express discomfort to someone, got told they "probably killed their twin in the womb."

It's not just one rando weenie little blog the minute half of the Tumblr space is openly laughing at a joke about deformed incest kids and hoping Moonpaw dies because she's so "gross." Not nice?? Your feelings are hurt? OTHER people's feelings were ALREADY hurt.

NOTHING about this was "nice" to begin with!

Difference is, when YOU cry me a river, you can build me a bridge, and get right the fuck over it. A person who's the product of incest cries and has to go right back to every shitty banjo-hunchback-hapsburg joke they've heard before, just feeling more unsafe about a space that PRETENDS to care about the abuse they experienced. If you feel guilty about that, maybe you should!

If you were under the impression I was ever "nice" about bigotry, you were mistaken. I don't appreciate calls for ME to be more polite when I'm at a trend of fandom ableism and calling it fucked up. I've named NO names. Sounds like what you ACTUALLY want is for people like me who have a platform to shut up.

#btw that person WAS contacted privately by someone and I did see the 'apology' they posted as a result.#Which was not an apology. They called people being upset 'virtue signalling'#I'm SO fucking sick of the parade of idiots coming into my inbox trying to tell me that none of this is a big deal #REAL fucking question actually; why are you people insisting that victims of incest be ENDLESSLY charitable towards open fucking mockery?#''What if they didn't mean it like that'' and ''oh maybe they just didn't know it was ableist to joke about inbreeding deformities''#I'm gonna be BRUTALLY honest with you because I'm this close to just gutting you all like fish instead; It feels like being gaslit #Half of these idiots come in here to say ''well maybe you interpreted it wrong maybe these other unrelated things are what you mean''#And then when I AM specific and AM targeted in a very particular thing I'm talking about #I get shit like THIS telling me it's mean to be so direct. Even if I was NOT very direct at all #I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't. Like I'm crazy for reacting with anger.#So forgive me for not being as sweet and as patient as molasses pie #mooncourse

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yourlocalabomination · 10 months ago

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