#do i have slops.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

KANAYA: I Must Say I Find Karkats Knight Outfit Rather... Simple

KANAYA: Not Heir Of Breath Or Maid Of Time Simple, This Is More Of The Opposite Side Of The Spectrum

KANAYA: This Is The Kind Of Simple You Get With Saltine Crackers

KANAYA: Or Skim Milk

KANAYA: I Guess I Cant Expect Too Much From A Classpect That Gives You A Pair Of S... Slops?

KANAYA: What Are Slops? 

KANAYA: Okay I Know Joggers, I Know Khakis, I Know Jeans

KANAYA: This Is A Subgenre Of Pants That I Am Not Familiar With 

[nyracel]

daenerys: has finally decided that negotiating with the masters is a lost cause and plans to bring fire and blood to them (because slavery has to end somehow) in her journey to dismantle a thousands upon thousands year old violent regime; which would result in freeing millions of innocent men, women, and children from the terrifying brutality they’ve been subjected to their entire lives.

antis: she’s choosing violence, this is foreshadowing for her burning king’s landing! or the water gardens! MAD KWEEN! she’s a targaryen! the targaryens are evil incest lizard people with superiority complexes! and daenerys is one 😱😱 (i’m so intelligent!) bad colonizer! dragons are nukes! what about the innocent slavers? did you know every time a targaryen is born THE GODS FLIP A COIN—

[sleep-nurse]

remember the slugcat i made based on my sona? they're an actual oc now

[st4rstudent]

my contribution to that one text screenshot

featuring more of the Cone

[kalashnikovlobotomy]

meaningless episode in which nothing is wrong so nothing is right

[spookygibberish]

Made a faintly insane list of of every animated movie I have good enough memories of to feel confident ranking, although some of them I would probably move around if I saw them more recently....

[wizardsix]

bioware either writes a trans man and allows the player to invade his privacy out of nowhere or writes a buff nonbinary character and makes it their whole personality. just stop. I'm fed up with it and I'd rather have a game w no trans rep than butchered trans rep and forced allyship.

there's absolutely no need to use our modern terms in a fantasy setting. its very weird and jarring and shows how little bioware cares. it's not difficult to make up their own words or just talk about it in a more natural way. you'd think for a fantasy world that has made up languages they could easily make up a word to describe genders and sexualities, so what's the issue? why don't we get the same care everything else (supposedly) does? like how come no one uses the words gay or lesbian or even bisexual but it's easily implied through dorian saying "I prefer the company of men" and sera's "we have too much in common bc we both like women"???? how come they can say that in a way that doesn't break immersion but taash has to go crazy about gender and write "trans/non-binary/genderfluid/agender all so so super valid I am affirmed" on the walls??

I get what they were trying to do with taash's story but it's not executed well at all especially with that fucking misgender scene. bioware I can assure you most people won't dissolve when they're misgendered. saying sorry or just correcting yourself and moving on is ok. its preferable actually. we don't need a character to stop the conversation to give a speech about how misgendering is bad and apologizing is also bad and act all white knight for us. it's embarrassing. like if I didn't know any better id say they were making fun of us. that's how fucking bad this writing is.

I'm sorry to the people who just accept the bare minimum, but it IS cringe and annoying to have our existence watered down to "trans" and "valid". why can't we just fucking exist without being turned into freakshows to gawk at. trans people deserve better representation than this caricature. we deserve basic fucking respect. our existence is much more complicated than cis people could ever understand and I'm sick of people pretending to care.

[theultimatekamehamehavoc]

Byakuya when he sees a poor person Vs Byakuya when he ingests the commoner caffeine

He got dared to chug them.

[crazysodomite]

im gonna be honest i need recipe suggestions bc the only thing ive been eating these past months is slop (vegetable stew or soup, basically just chopping vegetables and throwing them together)

im going to bare my soul for the worlds judgement. there is not a single skillet in this house i can cook eggs in without them sticking to it and being nasty so i dont even cook eggs anymore. i used to eat egg sandwiches but uhh i dont remember why i stopped

i do not have 'complex recipes' money. i dont have enough money for cheese. i never buy cheese, ever. and im completely serious. i have potato and carrots money.

[dispotatorulzz]

Forget the election it doesn't matter anymore would you go to college for Yaoi or Yuri no there is not time in the schedule for multiple classes

[ovaryuri]

honestly raising a son in a time where internet inceldom seems to be at an all time high must SUUUUCCCKKKK

you could do literally everything right as a parent but as soon as little timmy stumbles upon one dubious youtube short he immediately starts calling his older sister a worthless whore

[revvywevvy]

HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY PYRRHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💗 💖💜💜 💕💜 💗 💖 💖 ❤️ 💜 💜 💖💜 💛💗 💛💗 💖💖💙 💙💗💗 💚 💜💗 💚 💚 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 WAAAGH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH UR THE BEST WISHING NOTHING BUT JOY AND LOVE AND WHIMSY FOR YOU MY BELOVED

oh yeah and I tried recording a timelapse for the first time using csp's built in feature! added music and stuff so it wasnt just quiet, so that'll be under the cut too :-]

[st4rstudent]

Various other one-sided swap doodles inspired by oomfs comments

[kalashnikovlobotomy]

beloved followers... in lack of knowledge on how i should take commissions and insecurity about pricing For Now i come to you with a test question post. does like, 5-15€/$ for the things i usually do (depending on complexity) as pictured below sound as something you would desire. do not feel bad for voting no at all i want this to serve as feedback.

[yoyosbazaarsadventure]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

THEY DISCONTINUED KAKYOIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wandaluvstacos]

ChatGPT has seeped into literally everything.

Personally I love it that like 80% of sellers on ebay now use ChatGPT for their product descriptions, so much so that it's immediately recognizable when they do (ChatGPT all says the same exact thing, "collectors and enthusiasts alike" especially, as well as the unnecessarily long and useless description). Also, it's very funny that ChatGPT isn't even getting the information correct. There were no sewing machines in the "early 1800s", and this particular machine was made in 1894 (not the "mid-1800s"). How do I know? THERE IS A LITERAL SERIAL NUMBER YOU CAN LOOK UP ON A DATABASE TO CONFIRM THIS, and THE SELLER POSTED A PICTURE OF THE SERIAL NUMBER.

It would have taken you the same amount of time to look that up as it would take you to type into ChatGPT.

This is the thing about AI: it adds absolutely nothing. It doesn't provide any information about the product. All it does is make you look lazy af. At least this person is asking a reasonable price. So many of these eBay sellers are absolutely delusional about what they have, and then they don't even bother to do the bare minimum of research.