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I’ve realized that the main reason I don’t give a fuck about Red Hood’s actual canon crimes is not that I think they’re justified, or reasonable, or even just funny. He has been shown doing very fucked up shit that at times has very little, if anything, to do with any reasonable moral code. But the reason I don’t care is that I’ve steadily become very critical of villain framing. It’s so very common to have a villain say something very reasonable like “poor people shouldn’t die” and then complement it with “and I will kill babies about it.” If the first statement is reasonable, and the narrative does not provide a reason that justifies the balls-to-the-wall batshit “solution” the character came up with, then I assume the author is either deliberately or subconsciously villainizing a specific group of people for no reason, and I don’t vibe with that. At that time I no longer care about what the author/narrative actually has to say and my reaction becomes “the narrator is actually a biased witness and anything they say about this person’s actions should be taken as exaggeration”. Oh, so Jason is an indiscriminate killer who thinks every petty criminal deserves to die? Wrong. They’re exaggerating and taking the facts out of context. So he killed a hundred people in prison with barely any provocation? It probably wasn’t that many and the ones he did were trying to kill him to begin with, with no intervention from the guards, so it was self defense. He attempted to kill a child? Wrong, that was a two-sided fight between two teenagers, he just won so the other one’s bitter. Like, I don’t care how much made up context I need to stuff in there to make it make sense, I will do it because the narrative decided to frame the homeless kid from a poor neighborhood as the villain against the nice and kindhearted humanitarian billionaire so its logic is fucked from the get-go
#I honestly don't understand how the 'be gay do crime' website#that also advocates for eating the rich#has so much Jason slander#red hood#batman#jason todd#bruce wayne#under the red hood
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When other Yellowjackets fans, majority who are poc themselves, talk about how weird and frustrating it is that the writers introduced a random yte character and gave them a storyline when there were two (technically three but they killed off Lottie even when there was an opportunity for more) woc, who have been around since s1, that could've fit the mold instead (like Mari) and have actual personalities outside of building up/being the lapdog for another character. Or how often times many of the, limited, poc characters are often either treated poorly and killed off, or pushed to the side (Simone, reduced to the disposable black girlfriend trope and is nearly killed by her partner because she's in the way of a ship; Travis, since s1, had his trauma dismissed or ignored and was overly hated but no one talks about how he was SA'd by the girls he's now stuck with on top of having to eat his brother and not be able to grieve over it). How Taissa's whole storyline is just revolving around Van even with all the potential, especially given she's fighting to be free from her own mind, how Lottie's mental illness is treated so poorly as if it's not the butt of a joke then it's met with heavy criticism (and the only time she is met with sympathy for it, it's through the lens of a yte character embodying her and having an emotional conversation with her father). How you can have all of these reasons (and more) for being annoyed by Melissa's character or the direction of the show, and be met with #those fans downplaying these concerns, or just being overly antagonistic just because they find yte character #243 entertaining so obviously these conversations don't have merit. But this fandom has always had an...."interesting" way in which it discussed the poc characters on the show, so I'm not surprised.
#yellowjackets#yellowjackets critical#mind u in the og script lottie was a black girl who had to suffer racial abuse from an old rich yte woman that she never recovered from...#like tai has a premise for such interesting storylines (that don't revolve around yte characters) and the show still does her dirty#and even regarding her relationship why would tai be so dismissive of her family over van? why is there hardly any shaunatai scenes?#a yte woman's introduction to the show being her potentially killing an indigenous woman struggling with mental illness and only for said#woc's death to be discovered through a true crime forum and used for a competition between two yte characters....yeah there's no problem at#all there#like so much of melissa's character feels at the expense of woc who were already established and had more to show for it than her#and it gets so annoying seeing those fans try to skirt around the problem or speak over poc fans when called out#like why does mari receive such hate or lack of understanding in comparison to yte counterparts who do worse than her? i thought the yjs#shouldn't be judged heavily bc they're teenagers going through the unimaginable? or is that mindset not shared with woc?#and im not even getting into how the plot is all over the plsce#like why is the teen timeline (where most of them are going to die) more diverse than the adult? and adding another yte character was#supposed to do what?#lottie matthews#taissa turner#like so much of s1 was about shauna heck even some parts of s2 so i thought maybe s3 would be tai's. nope#yellowjackets spoilers
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OP: Check out. The fully-sexual charged cinematic movement design.
Cnetizens: How did the director come up with the idea to have him kneel on a playing card, adding so much aesthetic energy, is that some kind of genius?




#china#cdramas#dramas#lmao#They are siblings and they're discussing serious matters#this scene is actually rather heavy because the younger brother is involved in drug trafficking#carrying more than 50 grams of heroin will result in a death sentence in china let alone being involved in drug trafficking#the older brother is a gangster king#but even he doesn't dare to get involved in the drug business because it will bring about the demise of his family#sorry for digression I mean how did the director make this scene which has absolutely nothing to do with sex#so sexually charged?#btw there're many posts with rich information about China's crackdown on drug crimes on xhs and douyin#especially about how the four major drug-trafficking families in Myanmar were wiped out overnight#they buried undercover Chinese counter-narcotics police alive and kidnapped and brutally excuted civilians#so if you're interested you can go with the key words 缅甸四大家族覆灭 on xhs and douyin#cnetizens' views on drugs are related to modern Chinese history#the first chapter of modern history in high school textbooks is the opium wars#There's a very dark joke on xhs about which country in the world would least like China to withdraw from the P5#and the answer is the UK#because it's in the first chapter of China's modern history#the Destruction of opium at Humen in 1839#no offence but Breaking Bad can't last for more than one episode if it happens in china because of the sewer detection technology#they can detect the tiniest amount of drugs in feces in a body of water the size of a lake for up to six months#which can be quickly locked down to neighbourhoods and portals#Once a foreigner was caught smuggling and selling 222.035 kg drugs in China and sentenced to death with two other Chinese associates#his country's prime minister asked for his extradition#cnetizens commented that there was an opium war and he still dare to come to China to sell drugs be like 找死court death#All the above information is to explain the gangster king's attitude towards his brother's drug business
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Reminder that all these patches are up in my shop!
#artists on tumblr#punk patches#patches#punk art#trans rights#acab1312#eat the rich#be gay do crimes
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if anyone wants to watch the tit stream but can’t afford tickets dm me. i’ll be streaming it over google meet because the tickets with the afterparty total to over $25 USD not the “reasonable” $15 USD they advertised.
please take me up on this offer. it’s the only way i’ll be able to stomach the fact that i spent over $25 on a livestream that i know won’t even be captioned properly/accessible.
(also maybe other people have offered this—i have been out of the phannie tumblr loop the past couple weeks)
edit: google meet now limits meetings with more than two people to 30-45 mins (i forget which) so we’ll be moving to discord!
#be gay do crime#look i get that they’re a business#but i like don’t care#first of all rich people don’t get to decide what’s a ‘reasonable’ price for people#i was so annoyed that they said that in the advert in the first place#‘reasonable’ would be free imo#and second of all the advertising was misleading#which is gross and i expect better of them#i’m so tired of living under capitalism#like even if the tickets were $15 that’s a lot to the majority of people in the world#UGHHHHHHHHHH#being a phannie is a curse why do i give this rich men money#like i know they aren’t forcing me to buy these#i’m mad about the advertising and way they talked about the stream and yeah also the cost#what can i say i love to do things and then complain about them#dnp#dan and phil#phan#dan howell#daniel howell#amazingphil#phil lester#dnptit#tit tour#terrible influence tour#yeet my deet#yeet my deenp#phaccessibility#pp42??
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I like how Hiroto says this like they're about to try a new type of training or a new hissatsu when in fact they're talking about committing breaking and entering into private property + stealing
#hes like i got a glock in my rari#tbh hes already an ex alien terrorist at 14/15. what r they going to do with him if he commits a new crime?#make him pay a fine that his rich ass sister can cover? lmfao#kidou yuuto#endou mamoru#kiyama hiroto#inazuma 11#inazuma eleven#ina11
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i've seen some people in the batman fandom look (very reasonably) at this rich mans "crusade" against crime and be like he's selfish and self important and it would be much better if he invested in infrastructure. but
have you considered the funnier and more ridiculous option that he has? imagine that all of gothams schools are funded by the wayne foundation to ensure a certain quality of life and education even for the poorest kids. they have free daycares and free clinics and free pantries....but all the craziest villains in the country still flock to Gotham because of...vibes?
Bruce is trying everything and he's so confused why everything that works everywhere else just WON'T work here. Gotham becomes a global statistical anomaly, baffling social scientists everywhere.
#all of batmans villains are too extravagant to be doing this on a budget#batmans rogue gallery is essentially a bunch of rich people with too much free time and not enough therapy#he starts all the programs after dick and jason give him an earful about how the only way to solve crime is to solve poverty#and so he's like bet#and yeah it reduces the number of goons and thugs and minions per villain#but the villains are still there because this is just their favorite hobby#batman#batman rogues#batfam#batfamily
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One of my coolest lifts to date! I was so proud that day. Haul from last month.
EVERYTHING pictured/in the frame was lifted within 2 hours including the stacks of coloring books.
I am way too lazy to add up the total on this one, but it’s definitely …
Around <$3k~
#thegovernmentcannotcontrolme#be gay do crimes#eat the rich#stolen land#lifty#women who lift#lifting haul#lifting tips#liftblr#lifting#shoplifting#shoplifting tips#the feminine urge#borrowing#shopping#borrowing haul#art haul#coloring#book haul#israel is a war criminal#art#kleptomania#y2k#2000s#playboy bunny#2000s core#steal from the rich#steal like an artist#crime wave#israel is committing war crimes
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please put your reasonings in the tags!!!! esp if you pick the last one
#in my personal opinion#it's tim#i think it's less that he wants bear all to himself and more that he feels like other men can give bear stability#that he can't provide yknow?#cause crime doesn't stop in gotham and he has to respond which means he can't stay for dates and other things#and fuck- bear deserves stability and someone who stays and isn't at danger of dying all the time#and he wants to give it to bear! he wants to stay and go on dates! he wants to ve there!!!#and i do think bear gets jealous but like i think he's a little more content in what he has#bc if he's honest he never though he'd get tim back and now he does have tim back and maybe it wont be forever but at least he has now#and like yeah he's not rich like other people in tim's circle and he didnt go to a fancy college and he is poor#but at the end of the day it's not them tim comes home to. it's bear and their shitty apartment. it's bear and his shower that runs#out of hot water after like 15 minutes which means they have to boil water on the stove for extra warm water that tim comes home to#tim comes home to him!! and he finds peace in that#also in bear's case i think he knows that tim has a whole other life that's he can never really be a apart of and well when you already kno#that it's kinda hard to be jealous of your bf's superhero friends who kinda live in his soul#like dont get me wrong bear absolutely is jealous of them but at the end of the day it's him tim comes home to#it's him tim curls up with and it's him tim does bad karaoke with and it's him that tim rests with#on the other hand tim is insanely jealous of bear's friends. like he hates the fact that they got those 5 years he wasnt there and he#hates that they were there when the cult started up and he hates that they're still bear's emergency contact and it's probably not healthy#but he's got all these wants and desires when it comes to bear and for every inch bear is willing to give him he wants the mile#sorry i love thinking of timbern as a little bit toxic. as a little bit of an obsession. on both their ends really. love!! when theyre#freaks about each other lol#does this make sense???? i think about this in the shower a lot#anyway lemme know your opinions in the tags or the replies!!! i love reading your replies/tags!!!#tim drake#bernard dowd#timber#timbern
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#i’ve said this before but italian barty is such a war crime 😭 when he pulls up in the fanfiction like Ciao#my balkan king…… you were meant to be wearing the lowest waisted pants ever at an albanian nightclub#i just feel that he has a sort of innate hunted-animal raggedy desperation to him. & a Guardedness. that is not giving big italian family#yeah he is manspreading at a tiny cafe table smoking a cigarette for breakfast but like. that’s a tortured rich boy from Dubrovnik#his little wizened grandma is telling him that if he sits by an open window he’ll die#croatian barty truthers rise…..#and then you get yugoslav barty if it’s canon compliant. all we know how to do is win
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Leverage (2008-12) was really ahead of its time
#for those who haven’t heard of it it’s about a team of thieves who run cons on rich people who are fucking over the working class#it’s mainly a comedy but uses a ‘monster of the week’ format to call out the shitty stuff rich ppl/corporations are actually doing IRL#and then they spend the rest of the episode taking down the people responsible and it’s cathartic AF#especially bc they do this by using the systems or other people in power against them so the mark doesn’t even know they’ve been targeted#and the team quickly becomes like a little found family of crime and it’s amaaaazing#all of the teammates are little trauma babies with such good backstories & they all help each other overcome shit from their pasts together✨#and there’s a few canon ships within the team and also one pretty much canon OT3 (m/m/f) for the shippers among us#plus one of the characters is hellaaaa autistic coded and I love her to bits#anyway go watch it it’s timely and amazing#the reboot in like 2020-present (Leverage: Redemption) is also excellent and maintains the same vibes#leverage#nate ford#health insurance#brian thompson#luigi mangione
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Arlathan AU Ellenere Lavellan.
She’s an embodied Spirit of Perseverance who serves as an investigator that roots out corruption in the nobility. She serves no specific Evanuris in order to remain impartial, but she is rumored to be dating Mythal’s pet wolf.
Thought impartial, her work is by necessity sanctioned by Mythal, by extension Elgar’nan (officially but not in practice), June, and Sylaise. They provide the means by which she can act on the corruption she finds, via authority and resources, without which she’d have no way of enforcing anything beyond vigilantism.
Dirthamen, Falon’din, Andruil, and Ghilan’nain don’t approve because they don’t want her poking into their secrets, mass sacrifices, hunting people for sport, and unethical experimentation. Elgar’nan doesn’t support her because the notion of any check on his actions is offensive.
She’s not especially fashionable, preferring comfort, functionality, and simplicity to the glitz and glamour the rest of Arlathan society favors. She’s rarely invited to parties because the nobility find her dull and don’t want her poking around. Generally if she’s invited to a function, it’s because the host thinks it’d be funny to sicc her on their peers. This maaaay or may not be how she and Solas end up growing close; he initially invites her to a couple things for a laugh and then falls head over heels for her forthright, honorable, and earnest personality.
Embodied Spirits of Perseverance are generally considered annoying by anyone with an agenda, because they basically cannot be dissuaded or meaningfully hindered when they want to achieve something. They’re obsessive and have an uncanny ability to overcome most any obstacle.
Design notes: her eyes are their natural hazel here because she would never have had the Anchor and so her eyes were never turned their usual luminescent green. As a former Spirit though they do glow when she casts powerful spells, and they glow green then.
#dragon age#inquisitor lavellan#solavellan#ancient arlathan au#I cannot stress enough that she’s not the Arlathan equivalent of a cop#she’s more like an oversight committee and private eye merged into one#she ONLY bothers the elite everybody else can do whatever and she’ll generally look the other way#did she see you steal some bread? no she didn’t she’s blind suddenly and you have an airtight alibi in another city#are you a rich fuck committing tax fraud? your ass is grass#she’s the ancient equivalent of a Knight Enchanter so she can and will kick ass#she also totally knows about all of Solas’s crimes and he did NOT fess up she just sussed it out
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can't stop thinking about lila and nino's time in the shoe shop for no particular reason (lie), but she brought books to that shop... the whole affair started by the sea... the books, the shoes, the sea... all symbols of lila's childhood that have been morphed into something else, something eerie and adult, and she attached their original shape and meaning to nino, just like she has always done with elena, because he was supposed to be her way back to these things, if only indirectly, if only the small way she could possess them again existed in watching him have them. and i've mentioned this to mal the other day, but the heart of this relationship is based on a cruel contradiction: on one hand it is an attempt to reestablish childhood innocence (the books, the shoes, the sea in their original fairytale, dream-like form), but on the other hand it's overwhelmingly defined by adult themes like adultery and sex (melina and donato's relationship) it's a warped perspective on both childhood and adulthood ultimately. it's got the spirit of each right, but the motifs are all wrong, like they've crossed to the wrong side of the timeline. so, in many ways, nino, to lila, exists as both the essence of elena and rino, the gods of her childhood, and as the essence of marcello and stefano, figures tied to her brutal push into adulthood. and lila is already an extreme example of adult motifs crossing into childhood's territory so when nino appears, her understanding of sex and adultery hasn't been sugarcoated, but is rather present in, not the only possible form sex and adultery can exist in, but certainly in one of their truest forms, vulgar and dangerous in their banality. (thanks to stefano and melina and donato respectively) thanks to that, lila's relationship with nino can't be a new beginning because it's only a response to preexisting experiences and everything good about it is only good because it's better than something that happened before, but ultimately it stays within the circle it appears to be rebelling against.
#i think with elena and lila they do create a separate metaphysical space for their relationship#and lila and enzo are as elena puts it built on something good that comes from the neighbourhood#so in my mind they aren't breaking any cycles not in a widely understood way od the term anyways#but are rather nurturing something deeply rooted in both of them hoping it evolves into something beautiful instead#like lila lovessss what enzo accomplishes with his studies PRECISELY because of his background#essentially she loves nino for the same thing but the crucial difference is that nino can only be halfway successful in this#because he committed the crime of moving away as a child and because he refuses to accept anything associated with a part of that child tha#stayed in the ugliest parts of naples. the child that was there before he was born really#idk it's so big... the fact that nino ALMOST dies as he's leaving the neighbourhood#metaphor for his whole character. he almost isn't who he is he is almost born as someone else someone rich and privileged#and it's important how MELINA almost kills him. it manifests in his feelings for lila. the main reason#why he can't stand her is because she reminds him of where he comes from#l'amica geniale#dylanlila.mp3#ferranteposting#lila cerullo 🫀
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they banned her at the tokyo ghoul expo girl omg what did you do

#as they should. she’s so problematic#blackmail? uhm. that’s like. a crime. AND morally corrupt?#ur blocked hunni xxx#polaroid owners dni#friends with a Rich Man too? omggg girl u have *zero* shame wowwww#chiehori callout post coming soon…#chiehoriisoverparty#ok being fr tho im actually obsessed with this sign like it is adorable???#but why no photos or chiehori??? like i need to computer enhance every nanometer of the Shuu Room#how am i supposed to do that when are there are hundreds of nautic miles between me and japan#That’s probably why i’ve been having a mental health crisis omg#my soul felt a tectonic shift and is crumbling under the weight of being separated from its One True Love#I should be at the Tokyo Ghoul Expo rn. But no. I’m in the uk like an idiot.#gunk#tokyo ghoul#tg gunk#tokyoghoulcore#tokyo ghoul expo#chiehori#hi hori
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who can solve my plot/character problem in the sylki con artists au so that i can continue writing it
#The Problem: AU Loki scams rich people so that I can make (gentle! wholesome!) fun of Fandom Suit Kink Classism#which i'd think would give him a fairly good criminal income?#however the plot requires him to be A Poor and desperate for money enough to take daft risks with these scams#so i need to drain that income continually in some way to leave him hoping that This Next Scam Will Solve All Our Problems Bro#(AU Thor is not convinced and has got himself a job instead)#anyway the obvious drain that suggests itself is a gambling problem but that feels way too serious for this fic#as well as likely impossible to fix in time for the Happy Ending#and so i am kind of stuck at this point#debt incurred by some previous less successful crime? an ironic “he spends it all on suits duh” self-inflicted-by-the-solution problem?#what do people with money do to lose that money?!! halp!!!#fic related#oh the shark has such teeth dear
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Total: $2.2k
Haul from last month that didn’t upload for some reason
The fact that this amount of crap equals over $2k where I live is DISGUSTING.
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#thegovernmentcannotcontrolme#eat the rich#borrowing#lifting#liftblr#lifting haul#be gay do crimes#lifting tips#the feminine urge#shoplifting tips#shoplifting#girlswholift#lifty#stolen land#poverty#anti capitalism#borrowing tips#borrowing haul#haul#art haul#baddiiesfr
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