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I’ve realized that the main reason I don’t give a fuck about Red Hood’s actual canon crimes is not that I think they’re justified, or reasonable, or even just funny. He has been shown doing very fucked up shit that at times has very little, if anything, to do with any reasonable moral code. But the reason I don’t care is that I’ve steadily become very critical of villain framing. It’s so very common to have a villain say something very reasonable like “poor people shouldn’t die” and then complement it with “and I will kill babies about it.” If the first statement is reasonable, and the narrative does not provide a reason that justifies the balls-to-the-wall batshit “solution” the character came up with, then I assume the author is either deliberately or subconsciously villainizing a specific group of people for no reason, and I don’t vibe with that. At that time I no longer care about what the author/narrative actually has to say and my reaction becomes “the narrator is actually a biased witness and anything they say about this person’s actions should be taken as exaggeration”. Oh, so Jason is an indiscriminate killer who thinks every petty criminal deserves to die? Wrong. They’re exaggerating and taking the facts out of context. So he killed a hundred people in prison with barely any provocation? It probably wasn’t that many and the ones he did were trying to kill him to begin with, with no intervention from the guards, so it was self defense. He attempted to kill a child? Wrong, that was a two-sided fight between two teenagers, he just won so the other one’s bitter. Like, I don’t care how much made up context I need to stuff in there to make it make sense, I will do it because the narrative decided to frame the homeless kid from a poor neighborhood as the villain against the nice and kindhearted humanitarian billionaire so its logic is fucked from the get-go
#I honestly don't understand how the 'be gay do crime' website#that also advocates for eating the rich#has so much Jason slander#red hood#batman#jason todd#bruce wayne#under the red hood
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OP: Check out. The fully-sexual charged cinematic movement design.
Cnetizens: How did the director come up with the idea to have him kneel on a playing card, adding so much aesthetic energy, is that some kind of genius?
#china#cdramas#dramas#lmao#They are siblings and they're discussing serious matters#this scene is actually rather heavy because the younger brother is involved in drug trafficking#carrying more than 50 grams of heroin will result in a death sentence in china let alone being involved in drug trafficking#the older brother is a gangster king#but even he doesn't dare to get involved in the drug business because it will bring about the demise of his family#sorry for digression I mean how did the director make this scene which has absolutely nothing to do with sex#so sexually charged?#btw there're many posts with rich information about China's crackdown on drug crimes on xhs and douyin#especially about how the four major drug-trafficking families in Myanmar were wiped out overnight#they buried undercover Chinese counter-narcotics police alive and kidnapped and brutally excuted civilians#so if you're interested you can go with the key words 缅甸四大家族覆灭 on xhs and douyin#cnetizens' views on drugs are related to modern Chinese history#the first chapter of modern history in high school textbooks is the opium wars#There's a very dark joke on xhs about which country in the world would least like China to withdraw from the P5#and the answer is the UK#because it's in the first chapter of China's modern history#the Destruction of opium at Humen in 1839#no offence but Breaking Bad can't last for more than one episode if it happens in china because of the sewer detection technology#they can detect the tiniest amount of drugs in feces in a body of water the size of a lake for up to six months#which can be quickly locked down to neighbourhoods and portals#Once a foreigner was caught smuggling and selling 222.035 kg drugs in China and sentenced to death with two other Chinese associates#his country's prime minister asked for his extradition#cnetizens commented that there was an opium war and he still dare to come to China to sell drugs be like 找死court death#All the above information is to explain the gangster king's attitude towards his brother's drug business
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Reminder that all these patches are up in my shop!
#artists on tumblr#punk patches#patches#punk art#trans rights#acab1312#eat the rich#be gay do crimes
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i've seen some people in the batman fandom look (very reasonably) at this rich mans "crusade" against crime and be like he's selfish and self important and it would be much better if he invested in infrastructure. but
have you considered the funnier and more ridiculous option that he has? imagine that all of gothams schools are funded by the wayne foundation to ensure a certain quality of life and education even for the poorest kids. they have free daycares and free clinics and free pantries....but all the craziest villains in the country still flock to Gotham because of...vibes?
Bruce is trying everything and he's so confused why everything that works everywhere else just WON'T work here. Gotham becomes a global statistical anomaly, baffling social scientists everywhere.
#all of batmans villains are too extravagant to be doing this on a budget#batmans rogue gallery is essentially a bunch of rich people with too much free time and not enough therapy#he starts all the programs after dick and jason give him an earful about how the only way to solve crime is to solve poverty#and so he's like bet#and yeah it reduces the number of goons and thugs and minions per villain#but the villains are still there because this is just their favorite hobby#batman#batman rogues#batfam#batfamily
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I like how Hiroto says this like they're about to try a new type of training or a new hissatsu when in fact they're talking about committing breaking and entering into private property + stealing
#hes like i got a glock in my rari#tbh hes already an ex alien terrorist at 14/15. what r they going to do with him if he commits a new crime?#make him pay a fine that his rich ass sister can cover? lmfao#kidou yuuto#endou mamoru#kiyama hiroto#inazuma 11#inazuma eleven#ina11
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One of my coolest lifts to date! I was so proud that day. Haul from last month.
EVERYTHING pictured/in the frame was lifted within 2 hours including the stacks of coloring books.
I am way too lazy to add up the total on this one, but it’s definitely …
Around <$3k~
#thegovernmentcannotcontrolme#be gay do crimes#eat the rich#stolen land#lifty#women who lift#lifting haul#lifting tips#liftblr#lifting#shoplifting#shoplifting tips#the feminine urge#borrowing#shopping#borrowing haul#art haul#coloring#book haul#israel is a war criminal#art#kleptomania#y2k#2000s#playboy bunny#2000s core#steal from the rich#steal like an artist#crime wave#israel is committing war crimes
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#i’ve said this before but italian barty is such a war crime 😭 when he pulls up in the fanfiction like Ciao#my balkan king…… you were meant to be wearing the lowest waisted pants ever at an albanian nightclub#i just feel that he has a sort of innate hunted-animal raggedy desperation to him. & a Guardedness. that is not giving big italian family#yeah he is manspreading at a tiny cafe table smoking a cigarette for breakfast but like. that’s a tortured rich boy from Dubrovnik#his little wizened grandma is telling him that if he sits by an open window he’ll die#croatian barty truthers rise…..#and then you get yugoslav barty if it’s canon compliant. all we know how to do is win
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I need y'all to understand that Bruce is not a normal billionaire. He is a billionaire because it's useful to the plot, but he is not a billionaire like our billionaires. Don't make him say or do shits billionaires do, he is not like that.
I just have enough of the posts and fics where people makes Bruce pro-capitalist, a finance bro with nfts or against leftist ideas like free housing because "the economy 😭😭". That's not him at all, and y'all are showing that you only saw the Lego Batman movie.
First, Bruce pays his taxes and hates that other rich don't. It is shown in Future State: Dark Detective, where he literally says that rich people who don't contribute to making society better kind of deserve to be killed by a vigilante. Murder is still bad, but he will not cry them AT ALL.
Second, Bruce hates how people abuse the housing markets, rising the prices, kicking out poor people, you know the drill. This is shown in Batman: White Knight, when Bruce PUNCHES his rich FRIEND at a gala after learning that the guy is buying properties in Crime Alley, kicks the poor people out and build new apartments complexes with rent way too high for the old residents. In Gotham Knights (the comics), he tests Lucius by playing the normal rich asshole and being like "we can't take money from the shareholders, these hard working folks, to help the poor", because he wants to see if it will make Lucius angry. Once it does, he is like "good, you should be" and tell him he will sign it. Not being mad at the inequalities in the world is not acceptable for Bruce.
Thirdly, Batman: The Animated Series often establishes how the real vilains are not the rogues but rich people. Bruce doesn’t disagree with Poison Ivy or Mr Freeze, but with their methods. Bruce doesn’t hate his rogues, because he knows they were pushed to a corner, but he hates the rich in charge. The owner of a company is shown to be a bad guy because he doesn't think his workers deserve to have a say in the company. Seriously, if BTAS was made today, we would be submerged with tweets and videos from people crying that they made Batman a communist.
Fourthly, while we are at it with BTAS, Bruce cares about the environment. I have seen this terrible panel of Bruce, as Batman, being mad that Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn destroyed a WE factory who was heavily polluting, which is ooc. In BTAS, Bruce is shown threatening to fire WE higher-ups because they made a partnership with a company hurting the environment. This partnership is why Poison Ivy targets him in the episode and tries to kill him, btw, which shows once again that they agree on the matter, it's the murder the problem. Outside of BTAS, must I remind everyone that Bruce was going to marry Talia Al Ghul and that Ra's Al Ghul saw a heir in him??? Like, he has to be a bit of an ecologist for ECO-TERRORISTS to love him this much. Also, Alfred said to Dick when he joined their household that Alfred wants ecological issues to be taken care of. No way would Bruce not has been raised to care about the environment, or would harm the planet knowing Alfred doesn't like it.
Finally, WE has multiple charities and organizations dedicated to help people in Gotham. WE gives jobs to ex-convicts and help them in getting rehabilitate. Bruce feeds, clothes and houses the poor, he pays for any damage done by vigilantes or rogues. He has money to give and he gives it. AND all the galas exist so he can take money from the rich to give to the poor. He even encourages Dick in Nightwing (2016) to manipulate as much as possible his guests to milk their money. Bruce wants to take from the rich to help the poor, that's always been the case.
#batman#bruce wayne#batfam#it has nothing to do with the batfam but I need y'all to see this#dc comics#my ramblings#the economy is probably the last thing in the world Bruce cares about#the man wants to defeat crime he must be conscious that poverty and capitalism are not helping#no he would not invest in NFTs#go watch the season 1 of Batman the animated series especially the episode with Mr Freeze and Poison Ivy#like the message about rich people being assholes is not subtle#There's a trend in the last decade to paint Bruce as actually a rich brat but he dresses as Batman at night#and like no he is not#also he would not drive a tesla because those cars are not safe at all and he is anxious af#and Musk sucks Bruce would hate Musk and start beef with him
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why is it so hard lol. how does anyone do this. how do people just Not Give In To The Demons. how does anybody do fucking anything without going fully insane. how.
#op#genuinely and honestly i am at my fucking limit#everything hurts I don’t have fucking money i am soooooo close to doing serious crimes#having a child is genuinely the only thing keeping me from saying fuck it and doing massive fraud#I’m fucking tired I can’t fucking do this anymore#I can’t fucking do it and yet I will#of course I will#I’ll just be miserable the entire time because feeling safe is a luxury for the rich#I escape into regression isekai daydreams because if I could do it over again I would finally feel safe#I could help my loved ones#I could make a difference#I wouldn’t be in pain#every fucking day is pain#please god make it fucking stop#CANADIAN GOVERNMENT DNI
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who can solve my plot/character problem in the sylki con artists au so that i can continue writing it
#The Problem: AU Loki scams rich people so that I can make (gentle! wholesome!) fun of Fandom Suit Kink Classism#which i'd think would give him a fairly good criminal income?#however the plot requires him to be A Poor and desperate for money enough to take daft risks with these scams#so i need to drain that income continually in some way to leave him hoping that This Next Scam Will Solve All Our Problems Bro#(AU Thor is not convinced and has got himself a job instead)#anyway the obvious drain that suggests itself is a gambling problem but that feels way too serious for this fic#as well as likely impossible to fix in time for the Happy Ending#and so i am kind of stuck at this point#debt incurred by some previous less successful crime? an ironic “he spends it all on suits duh” self-inflicted-by-the-solution problem?#what do people with money do to lose that money?!! halp!!!#fic related#oh the shark has such teeth dear
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Not both Ollie and Bruce giving up their identities to the same man. I know his head is spinnin
The Brave and the Bold #85 (1955-)
#this man is like ??? is this what rich ppl just fucking do now??#fight crime in themed costumes???#ollie bb#Oliver queen#green arrow#Batman#Bruce Wayne#tw bruce Wayne#dc#dc comics#comic panels
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Something something Batman is a billionaire fascist discourse ignores the fact that Batman has his roots in the hardboiled detective story, which thematically was written at a time when trust in the police was at a catastrophic low and as such mainly deals with private detectives kinda extralegally cracking cases that the cops are either not solving or actively obstructing and his conflict with the police has remained a fairly consistent point in most of his stories outside the Golden Age of Comics, Commissioner Gordon is the exception not the rule something something
#Batman#DC#nerd shit#the point is Batman spends the majority of his not-Supervillain related time working on organized crime cases#like a DETECTIVE#most of which end up going right to the top in some fashion or another either the cops or the ultra-wealthy or both#another hallmark of hardboiled detective fiction#fucking hell his most popular New 52 arc was literally just about him fighting a cabal of super-rich people that shadow governed Gotham#this is very much a send an insane person with infinite time and money to fight other insane people with infinite time and money thing#like yeah sometimes he's portrayed patrolling the streets intervening in muggings and shit#but that's honestly a tiny minority of his time and the least efficient thing he could be doing at any given time#which is why he usually doesn't#both Batman Begins and The Batman covered this of like#he can't be everywhere he can't stop everyday crime#he can intervene when something's brought to his attention and he can take down big fish#and for everything else it's the simple fear of his existence that does the heavy lifting
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can I say something…
#If it was just reverse age then maybe. But red hood Tim ? I don’t know about that one guys#somebody said ‘what is Tim’s rich kid ass doing in crime alley?’ Anshsjsjs#Is it just the robins reversing or is everyone else they have important relationships with reversing too?#like are the origins titans Damian’s age now or is Damian friends with the original titans the way Dick was?#like what are the larger implications here…
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Total: $2.2k
Haul from last month that didn’t upload for some reason
The fact that this amount of crap equals over $2k where I live is DISGUSTING.
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#thegovernmentcannotcontrolme#eat the rich#borrowing#lifting#liftblr#lifting haul#be gay do crimes#lifting tips#the feminine urge#shoplifting tips#shoplifting#girlswholift#lifty#stolen land#poverty#anti capitalism#borrowing tips#borrowing haul#haul#art haul#baddiiesfr
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⚠️ ATTENTION PLEASE! ⚠️
To whomever this may concern (AKA RWBY fans AND WR nation):
Apparently, Weiss is a cold-blooded murderer! Uwu
According to my girlfriend at least. And this historian guy on YouTube- Lmfao 😂🤣
Be gae 👌🌈 , do crimes~ ✨💅
Taken to a whole new level...
I can never look at her wielding Myrtenaster the same way again...
#rwby#rwby whiterose#whiterose#rwby shitpost#be gay do crimes#be gay commit MURDER#this is a joke#but historically rapiers were rich people's weapons to commit clean murders#rwby weiss#weiss is a sussy baka#because she wields rapier#weiss schnee#rwby weiss schnee
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pick a book for me to take on work travel
Ends of the World by Peter Brannen - nonfiction geology book about earth's previous mass extinction events. The author is also the writer of one of my favorite climate history Atlantic articles I read for a college assignments.
Into the Wild by Jon Krakauer - nonfiction true story of Chris Mccandless, who decided to leave society to live in the Alaskan wilderness and was later found dead. I want to read Into Thin Air too but I don't have a copy (my mom probably does but that won't help me for this trip)
Dune by Frank Herbert - do i have to describe what Dune is about at this point? I've never read it and I also refused to see the movies 'caues I wanted to read the book before doing so
A Song for the River by Philip Connors - nonfiction/memoir by the same author who wrote my beloved fire lookout book Fire Season. This book also has to do that, as well as a massive fire he witnessed in his national forest, but I think it's a lot more about grief and death.
What the Eyes Don't See by Mona Hanna-Attisha - nonfiction/memoir by one of the doctors who discovered the Flint water crisis. I'm actually already 90 pages into it but got distracted and haven't picked it up for like a year. It's very good and highly relevant to my work (though I don't do lead in tap water but you know it's great information to have)
#i can't believe there's only one fiction book on this list omg#i do read a lot of fiction ofc but i think i more often check them out via libby or read on my phone#i will bring whatever book you vote but if my heart is pulling me to a different one i'll bring both#quara talks books#i love how my books here so obviously demonstrate my inclination towards environment related things#i also own a Fat anthology of american environmental writing excerpts and essays sincd thoreau#also keep meaning to reason silent spring by rachel carson. kind of a crime i havent tbh#but i may have to do it as an audiobook instead#and ofc my losing earth by nathaniel rich that i havent read yet because i know it will invoke strong Despair
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