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movedtodykedvonte · 1 year ago

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Miguel: When a spider bites a man they say “Omg a new Spider-man!!!”

Miguel: But when I bite a man they say “Wtf are you gay?” The double standards.

Jess: No we asked if you’re gay cause we saw you and Peter kissing after you bit him.

Miguel:…

Jess:…

Miguel: It was for morale.

#do I ship spiderdads #ehh #do I think this scenario is really funny #absolutely #miguel o’hara #jessica drew #spiderman 2099 #peter b parker #spiderdads #atsv #across the spiderverse

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canisalbus · 1 month ago

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So i remember an ask mentioning your mortal enemy, Felis Atra and their cats, and i thought it'd be fun to draw what Felis Atra's version of your italian dogs would be.

I think they would be called Butter Knife and Flamengo! Butter Knife is not his real name, it's an nickname given by his peers because of how harmless he is. I choose Flamengo because that's the name of Vasco's rival football team here in Brazil, so i thought that was the perfect name :)

Cat Machete was slightly inspired by the Oriental Shorthair cat because of their long noses and thin head shape.

Cat Vasco was inspired by the Scottish Fold cat, because FLOPPY EARS. I gave Flamengo longer ears and orange fur to make him more like his look-alike.

The last doodle is a reference to this ask (https://canisalbus.tumblr.com/post/728923918314946560/me-i-am-machete-ear-fan-number-1-those-ears) and contains the tumblr ask stand-in dog, whose cat version was inspired by the American Curl cat! They have round ears that are slightly floppy outwards.

Final notes: I know cardinal clothes don't come in vibrant blue, but i was ADAMANT on switching Machete's and Vasco's clothing color patterns. I would draw the rest of Butter Knife's and Flamengo's clothes, but i suck at designing cool outfits.

Speaking of outfits, for Machete's iconic void outfit, i figured it would be fun to make it more baggy for Butter Knife, in contrast to Machete's, that looks very tight-fitted. I think it's cute, it kinda looks like a sweater. Also i can't imagine a Machete doppelganger without high heels boots, so those HAD to stay.

Oh, and just to be clear, i'm not like, claiming ownership of these guys or anything. I just thought it would be a fun exercise. Hope you like them!! I love your art and your characters.

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#imagine if Vaschete but CATS and REVERSED -> Butter knife ;_; and Flamengo <3 #this ask is from last year and I'm sorry I've allowed it sit in my inbox for so long ´m`#but I've been thinking about it intermittedly #the context was that someone said that somewhere out there existed my mortal enemy (felis atra = black/dark cat)#and they had frenzied cat ocs instead of melancholic dogs #first of all they both look so darling I'm getting radiation poisoning just from looking at them aaaaaa #and the fact you put so much thought and effort into this concept is making me go absolutely rabid #extremely strange seeing Machete with big pupils and Vasco with tiny pinpoints #Butter knife purring like a fluffy jackhammer is instant serotonin I love him #and yes if you turned Machete to a cat he'd probably be something resembling an oriental shorthair #especially one of those really exaggerated ones with giant bat ears and roman nose #and I keep visualizing Vasco as a scottish fold as well but it's kind of giving me sad bad feels personally #I can't look past their painful and debilitating health issues #the same mutation that causes the floppy ears also destroys the cartilage in their joints #it's such a shame because they're a terribly cute and charming breed #and in this case they really do have those similar rounded friendly shapes that Vasco does #if I ever draw them as cats myself I'll probably have to think of some other breed for him even though it would be such a perfect fit #also I think it's funny how you can swap everything else but Machete's heels have to stay :'> don't separate the crinkle and his boots #thank you so much! this was such a cool ask to receive I love how you designed their cat forms #gift art #dingergum #Machete #Vasco #own characters #Vaschete scenarios

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casualavocados · 3 months ago

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What are you proud of?

KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 03 / Ep. 06

Bonus:

#kiseki: dear to me #kisekiedit #kdtm #kiseki dear to me #ai di x chen yi #chen yi x ai di #nat chen #chen bowen #louis chiang #chiang tien #jiang dian #userspring #uservid #userspicy #pdribs #userjjessi #userrain #*cajedit #*gif #wheezing at my own gifset i fuckinglkhsflkhsfl hate these guys #these arguments are so childish so i think its really great that they literally pull rank on each other both times #'just because we grew up together' 'you're only three years older'#why are they sooooooooooooo stupid. and funny.#its the being inseparable while growing up in a gang that did this to them i think. lmao #also. boys. why dont both of you listen to too young by nat king cole and then maybe you'll calm down #anyway shoutout to user nikkotinamide AGAIN for advising in translations and making me sure i could parallel the word 'brat' here #literally obsessed with it and the implications in both scenes/conversations #the first with ai di essentially saying chen yi is a kid to cdy and the second with chen yi being like 'what do you know about love/s*x'#me in both scenarios: :) ......>:) but then the rest of the scene paralleled TOO with ai di teasing chen yi about his. :)#and getting slammed into the wall for it hjsdkhfdj THEYRE SOOOOOOO FUNNY. GODDD

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xxplastic-cubexx · 2 months ago

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so like do you think they made the plastic wheelchair ALONGSIDE the plastic prison as a Just In Case situation, only after they realized charles was going to be a frequent visitor, or both as in because they knew charles was going to be the only person visiting him during planning they decided to make him a chair ahead of time

#xmen #x2: x men united #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #cherik #not really but yes it is #snap chats #secret fourth option is they just had a plastic wheelchair at the mansion just in case this incredibly specific scenario happened jvlkaervj #part of me hopes the staff just Knew cause imagine being THAT divorced publicly but another part hopes erik asked for one. not politely ofc #def joked bout how charles couldnt think to leave him alone for five minutes lest he did something Uncouth somehow ik he did #that charles was going to show up sooner or later so they might as well make it easy for themselves and prep etc etc #girl ima throw up what if charles didnt visit tho .... thats not even a possibility cause ofc he did but still !!!!#personally id throw up and cry like wdym my best friend ex husband didnt show up. when i even asked for a chair for him ..#EVEN ASKED FOR A SILLY LIL PLASTIC CHESS SET alternatively what if charles brought that... im making myself sick #As Indicated By My Username i think of the plastic jail every day its so funny to me and so quaint #i should rewatch X2 just for plastic jail #like it makes sense and i do think its a cute detail but still. gotta put grandpa in the polly pocket prison set now. tragic !!#i remember watching the movie for the first time in recent years and audibly going 'aw' at the plastic wheelchair im so sorry JVLKEJKA #LIKE AWW CMON THATS WEIRDLY CUTE gotta make sure peepaw can visit his ex husband </3 so they can play chess </3 #i love that chess is Their Thing ... any time a ship's got mfers who fucks heavy with chess i know im hooked #its not intentional things happen this way but i will still laugh #kk nightly cherik posting is done byebye

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teplejtrouba · 1 year ago

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a detective who has a partner🔍 and a partner💕 who are friends so the three of them end up doing a lof things together and the detective refers to them as "my partners" and doesn't realise this makes everyone think they're polyamorous (they do end up polyamorous by the end of the story)

#once people start making remarks and they do realise they're apprehensive to the idea at first #(the detective that is. the partners just find it funny i think)#in a shocked and confused way #like “why would you think that! a is my best friend and b is... also my best friend. but one of them is my colleague and the other my spous #“i do not have an unprofessional relationship with my colleague! ...well i do #but a completely platonic one!“#(they do get up to a lot of hijinks together and it wouldn't be true to call them completely professional)#the detective doesn't stop calling them 'my partners' they just have a monologue about the nature of their relationship locked and loaded #it's a friends to lovers very slow burn to get to the throuple part but we do get there eventually #character concept #yes i initially imagined the detective as a man because i love men and most famous detectives unfortunately are men #however this would work very well in any gender scenario. all three of them are non-binary in different ways. all of them are women.#i think the main detective would be really fun if she was a Philomena Cunk type of character. very smart but So dumb and self-assured #really the main thing the detective needs to be is autistic

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moeblob · 5 months ago

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It's my birthday tomorrow so I'm indulging with more OCs as a treat to me personally.

Halibut the wonderful mute (by choice) siren thinking about how in another universe, she can marry Tolliver. The other universe is Tomodachi Life. She married Tolliver in Tomodachi Life and I'm so normal about them being married and happy since they do not in fact get married and happy in canon. (thank you 3ds crack fodder game i love you and think about you often)

#my characters #im gonna be a mess tomorrow (emotionally) so the indulging comes today while i can function #when you grow up indifferent to your bday and then have a pet die on your bday it doesnt help much #so heres my baby girl halibut thinking about how shes happy in life #like she is canonically a happy bean and doesnt let kronos being a dick get her down #shes just happy to be alive and in other peoples lives and i love her so much and the fact she gets married in a 3ds game #and its such a cute lil marriage too im so happy its her and tolliver #it woulda been funny if she married kronos cause she does actually really like both of the guys in canon just #not romantically really so.... she coulda married either and i woulda been pleased for her choice #heck she coulda married another oc from another plot that i had in tomodachi life and i woulda been happy for her #she just deserves happiness and to say i do..........#one day when i have energy ill draw the five fanart ideas i have in my head #and ill draw the silly oc comic scenarios even lazily but not rn

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orkojpeg · 1 year ago

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post-trap team had to be awkward for not just the skylanders, but to a few ex-villains too lol

(for context: in the novels, brock used to work directly for kaos before getting fired/quitting)

#skylanders #skylanders brock #skylanders kaos #jj post #this was gonna be for skytober but I think I’ll do something else instead oops #sometimes I forget that a lot of people don’t read the novels so they don’t get really funny scenarios like this

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trentcrimminallybeautiful · 7 months ago

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i think the diamond dogs should play improv games just bc it would amuse me, an ex theater kid, specifically

#ted and beard ofc are reading each others minds #trent is shockingly good at it but only when he forgets to be self conscious #also see: he does both best and worst with ted (best when he's not being self conscious #worst when somehow the prompt gets too touchy or 'romantic' bc Crush Crush Crush Brain Panic)#(please the image of ted in character hugging him or something and trent just. red. brain crashed. no longer improving just frozen. barely #manages to recover and even then it was not subtle. unclear if ted is a) genuinely oblivious b) teasing him and thinks trent knows that #c) something else(??) )#roy is too stiff most of the time but if he gets really into it he gets REALLY into it.#best way to get this result is to involve phoebe or another child #higgins did community theater at some point and is the one teaching them all the games. beard also seems to have done intense research #but higgins is the one with EXPERIENCE #not that i think beard and ted couldn't have done an improv duo in college or something but in this scenario they did not #nate surprisingly is pretty good at it once he gets into it like it takes him a second but #then he's like. really getting into it and he's very quick on his feet #new way to go mad with power (affectionate): the rush you get when you make the perfect snap back comedic line/acting choice #also while trent is so good paired with so many of them i think he and nate would be a hilarious duo. they're SO funny.#they complement each other well and are both quick & clever #esp if it's about a mutual interest (although one of them taking the lead on something else like nate and music while the other plays off t #em is also good) but like #please i just had the iamge of them basically doing a bit where they're like. those mean old gay muppets in the theater?#like trent and nate improv duoing as some bitchy reviewers just going back and forth and it's so FAST and SO funny #beard records it and posts it somewhere and it goes viral.#god don't even get me started on the idea of some sort of official richmond social media/the gang posting random clips on social media #bc the ideas i have are so funny.#also largely trent centric but what do you want from me okay i'm just a little slut.

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fruityumbrella · 2 months ago

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sanji trying to seduce zoro so zoro will marry him bc luffy bullied marines into forging papers that say sanji was legally adopted into his family, and sanji wants to be MONKEY SANJI on wanted posters almost less than he wants to be VINSMOKE SANJI. and robin already said she wouldn't marry him.

#she also said don't bother asking franky and it was nawt a request #luffy offering to marry sanji is so funny too at first hes like thats sweet thank you but then luffy is serious and he realises the name #and hes like no. no ill kill you i cant talk to women if they think my name is monkey sanji ill kill ME #zoros like. man youre fucking stupid as fuck. just have them put your epithet on it like every other cool pirate. loser.#the wanted poster thing is really funny to me bc fr how do they fix it. its not like they can put a name change request in ahduwhxksn #funniest zosan au of this scenario is they get married and excitedly await the next wanted posters and it still says vinsmoke #like. why on earth would your enemies the marines gaf if you changed your name.#as if your MORTAL enemy the world govt is gonna process a marriage license or a name change either

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starlight---starbrights · 5 months ago

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Undertale yellow flowey embroidery

This took about 40 hours, give or take a few

#I can tell you one thing #Embroidering while having arthritis is really not a piece of cake. When you hand cramps just by holding it at an angle.#At least I can be grateful for my empty schedule #Makes embroidering till the sun rises back up so much easier #Insomnia also helps with this task #I was listening to the ost while working on it and… Live reaction #Occupied turf is so good actually !? Why wasn’t it shown more often !? IT’S FIRE !?#I forgot I only did a pacifist so I got so confused when neutral Flowey came out…#A mother’s love ? Should’ve called this “I’m gonna fuck you up”#The number of time I got my ass handed back to me in this fight is not even funny #The first time is great. The second I only discern my favorites and the sudden change in style. By the third loop I can’t recognize shit #my brain is melting and my eyes are on fire…#Advantages on doing it during daytime. Eyes hurt less. Good stupid tv to listen to in the background Disadvantages. People #Advantages on doing it at night. Alone. Personally work better at night #Disadvantages. No good TV. Time goes by slower…? I don’t know maybe I’m just loosing it with those freaking petals #For reference one petal took me about 3 and a half hours. So yeah… I thought it would never end… Took out almost all my yellow.#When the line tangles itself in the back and you realize only close to the end of it that half went missing #So you have to go backward to entangle it and loose 30 mins because damn it #Cats are not helpful in any of those scenarios #Why do I feel the need to make the back perfect when nobody else but me will know #This is the last time I do one so big without thinking it through #Note to self. Don’t do it standing up when the cats are awake. She just destroyed my stomach #I think i’m losing it #Back after a few weeks #God this white thread is doing my head in… I’m willing to bet my leg half the time I spent on the face was me untangling it.#I’m almost done. It’s finally over. Dark brown took exactly 4 h and 13 mins #undertale #undertale yellow #embroidery #I’m thinking of doing Boris the wolf next. Because I just found the perfect rendition to put on my wall

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todayisafridaynight · 2 months ago

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oh, heard you wanted to see ichiban in this game...

*monkey's paw curls a finger*

there hs is .................. get him out of there !!!!!!!!!

#snap chats #every time i see Yakuza Wars i pray to the gods of the world that the art style is just that #thats best case scenario jlkejlkaj #oh my god i have to interupt bitchin and moanin to bitch and moan i have to throw UP i feel so sick #i havent had a proper meal yet so im hoping its just that and not like. a migraine #ok back to bitching and moaning . Christ Alive #nishikis head is so round im cacklign #his head is NOT that round its A LITTLE slimmer than that i cant #genuinely funny how kiryu is the only one to actually look totally on model its genuinely the funniest thing #cant you lot just do the thing from rggo where you pose the preexisting models or smthn #at least i think thats what they did. whatever they were doing it was good #plus i liked some of the featured arts tyles from rggo ..... i really wish they gave artist credits like in feh #i really wanted to see more work from the artists there ..

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definitelynotshouting · 2 years ago

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i think part of the reason i like scarian so much is that it really is just a clown4clown relationship. mutual idiocy. maybe half a braincell between them and they're bouncing it off each other like a volleyball. two jesters jingling miserably across the crastle floor. your honor i want to see them put in So many situations and this is why i write fanfiction

#scarian #desert duo #hermitcraft #traffic series #3rd life #goodtimeswithscar #grian #hermitshipping #trafficshipping #and then of course there are the Horrors™#cant forget those<3 #i think ive just really come to appreciate buffoonery in love which was already so great but they truly bring it to a whole new level #''would they do this incredibly stupid thing in this Scenario???'' theyre clowns of course they would #u could make them do almost anything and it'd be believable as long as its objectively a little funny /lh #scarian is like the equivalent of getting a pie to the face and inside of it is a rock #shouting speaks #txt

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deepseawave · 4 months ago

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obsessed w the tags on ur last reblog

Omgg, thank you haha, it was a quality post so I just had to appreciate it in full force 😂❤️

Can‘t believe someone would actually enjoy my yapping :,D

#guys help is it time for a rebranding?? am I just gonna post about f1 now??#I still can’t believe this has all started because bestie and I were watching Ted Lasso (because I’ve been obsessed with that show for a #while now too) and I paused the episode to talk about how I really like the way Jamie interacts with kids (I’m sorry people being good with #and nice to kids is one of my weaknesses I work with kids now and have been invested in treating kids well forever)#so me saying that apparently reminded her of max and she showed me a video of him with p and yeah it was very effective in making me like #him and then we left the episode on pause and she told me a lot about f1 and max specifically cause I was interested now lmao (funny thing #is that she also got roped into it by our other friends I swear it’s speeding lmao #she also compared him to Jamie from Ted lasso (if you know you know) and showed me some heart wrenching Taylor swift edits (i haven’t #emotionally recovered yet) and yeah that’s how I started consuming way too much f1 content on YouTube and got into this whole mess lmao #oh yeah our friends also made me and another friend make a Tier list for all the drivers based on vibes alone (cause I only knew a bit about #max at that time and the other one knew nothing really) which was very funny too #especially looking back at it (we did some of them so dirty lmao 😂)#I’ve also come to the conclusion that tumblr is still one of the least annoying platforms to engage with other people (still)#YouTube is full of hate comments about drivers and stuff it’s so annoying actually #not to mention Twitter but I don’t go there and probably never will 😂#I personally don’t enjoy fics and scenarios and shipping of real people cause it makes me a bit uncomfy (not judging people who do #you do you as long as it doesn’t negatively affect anyone #but yeah I’d much rather just scroll by those here than have to look away from all the mindless hate and which driver is better discussions #everywhere else like I’m not one to engage with stuff like that but it does upset me to some #degree so yeah tumblr making memes and being rather positive about their drivers (most of what I’ve seen here of course there are gonna be #annoying people everywhere) is much more tolerable and a lot more enjoyable for me #whoops this post got away from me again oh dear #I’ve had the idea for a meme stuck in my head for days now: Max verstappen but make it if you don’t love me at my *swearing on team radio #giving spicy replies and attitude to the media maxplaining and complaining going for risky overtakes* you don’t deserve me at my *precious #interactions with p talking about his cats being a goofball with other drivers and especially danny defending other drivers driving #beautifully in the rain* it’s a package deal you can’t just pick and choose and personally I don’t even get why people complain about some #of the other stuff I appreciate someone who’s passionate and honest and genuinely kind where it matters 🤷🏻‍♀️#I think I’ve seen someone else say that but the more people complain about and criticize max the more I feel the need to defend him #god forbid women have hobbies for real (can’t believe I’ve yapped so much I can’t put more tags 💀)#also shoutout to Oscar Piastri and Danny Ric (I was so happy Oscar won even tho McLaren where being very silly in a not so funny way)

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blackcurrant-juice · 2 months ago

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#ahh i drew it too small on paper....#sketches #sorry they look nothing alike its literally just the uniform and i keep fucking thinking about that one art where #they made ryuu demifiend bc same haircut #who is dante in this scenario. i like to think sherlock #featuring dante and featuring sherlock are basically the same #and the mental image of sherlock hunting down ryuunosuke is also really funny #taking good photos of your art is a skill i do not have

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dhmis-autism · 1 year ago

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i feel like the original series was red guy centered, the first season was for yellow guy, and i am BEGGING AND PRAYING that season 2 will be more about duck!! i will probably cry if anything happens to him though lol 💀 everytime writers break a comic relief character i just OUGSHGS.. it gets me.

h well I don't think you're wrong about that! Webseries being Red Guys time to shine, S1 of the TV show being for Yellow (esp the last two episodes I think? Even thought outside of that, he does get a lot of focus/he IS the one who talks to the audience the most directly). From what I remember hearing, the pilot was pretty Duck-centered.

But I think even if he GETS his big moment in the sun, so to speak, it's NOT going to be as emotional as the other twos. On top of him just not being a very um… let's say sentimental character, he's just not the make-you-cry type! It's just not him imo!

IDK, I operate under the opinion that… in his weird little head, the most important thing that he values over everything is keeping the three of them together. Both because he thinks of them as a weird little family AND because he really doesn't have anyone else outside of the trio. We also know from the interview, and you could maybe argue from the Family episode ( Who do you love?/Anyone who loves me back., I asked every member of my family who they loved the most, and they all said me ) that being loved is something that he actually values QUITE a bit! More than you would assume on first glance! He's weirdly upfront about it haha!

In that way, I imagine that if they were to TRY to pull something to put him in the spotlight in the way you're imagining (i.e. something emotional and focusing on his issues like they did with Yellow & Red) it would either focus on his desire to be loved OR his dedication to keeping the three of them together. But I would argue they both already did that in the Family episode AND put him through the worst case-scenario in regards to those more emotional aspects of his character ( here I think the worst case scenario to him is the other two rejecting him, harshly, unambiguously and to his face, multiple times and the three of them separating ). AND THE THING IS… THAT ALREADY HAPPENED! THAT DIDN'T BREAK HIM!

He had his little pout over it in his dress and was like FINE! I DON'T NEED THEM ANYWAYS! So, I really don't think that big "character-breaking" moment is coming. If the Family ep didn't get him I honest to God don't think there's anything else the house could throw at him that could get under his skin.

#I REALLY TRULY DO THINK HES JUST GONNA KEEP BEING SILLY AND GOOFY UNTIL THE END OF TIME #just forever in the BG being funny and having the best lines #like. worst case scenario came and went and he is both so adaptable AND deranged that nothing is going to come from it ever #ALSO sorry! i think he likes being in the house lol #dude who loves repetition and stagnation and who is a complete social failure gets trapped in a time loop house with two other people?#of COURSE he loves the routine and delusionally convinces himself that the other two love him!! come ON now!!!#my dhmis postings #like im trying to think of what kind of drama can even come from his specific issues and #its like what if he figures out the other two dont think of him the same way?#HE ALREADY DID!!!#and he pushed on it and pushed on it and didnt relent until they were like PHYSICALLY seperated.#then he just convinced himself that HE made the decision to drop THEM actually.#and when that didnt work he got sad. then got over it.#again. i think he would TRY to find new friends but like. socially he is SO SO fucked lol.#hes annoying. hes loud. he NEVER stops talking. hes super upfront and DOGSHIT at communicating at the same time #hes mean. hes abrasive. he doesnt understand social cues at ALL. he has NO filter. and he refuses to work on any of that because to him #NONE of that is a problem.#like he wouldnt be able to get new friends if he TRIED. he is so completely entirely incompatible to anyone outside the group #it makes him REALLY easy to hate and i get why a lot of ppl do. HELL i get why a lot of IN UNIVERSE charas HATE him

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mad-hunts · 6 months ago

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okay, but real talk, y'all... who's gonna invite barton over to do masks and gossip with them? because i know he's VERY morally atrocious, but i just know that he likes to take care of himself and would also be a fan of learning new blackmail material about people at the same time, so i promise he won't try to pull anything at a hangout like this JSJSJ he'll be enjoying himself too much to do evil after all LMAOOO

#OF MONSTERS AND MEN: musings.#ooc post.#i can just imagine it now... barton fixing whoever the other muse in question may be's mask because they ' missed a spot ' like dude #it's not that serious BUT he also wouldn't do it maliciously so it's honestly kind of funny NGL LOLLL he'd just do it-#because they're buddies now y'know 💀 JSJSJ and then he'd start talking about how terrible of a kisser this guy he went on a date with-#was or something likeee do you really have to do 'em like that ( the answer is yes he has to do them like that ) and gradually just descent #into talking about the more ' juicy ' gossip with this muse by telling them about how much of a uppity jerk he thinks scarecrow is or-#something but while using a fake name for him like idk ROBERT and... i'm not even sure where it'd go from there but now even i am-#in interested in the story xDD so yeah. if your muse is even a littleee bit interested-#in being friends with barton y'all should totally do a scenario like this with me 👀 no pressure though!! only if you want to

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