#dnd hank

[shinewonder]

i only found out the dnd cartoon was based on a game when i was 14 😔

[incorrect-dnd-show]

Venger: You’re too later, my young enemies! You'll never stop me now! Hank: That’s where you’re wrong, Venger! We WILL stop you, with the powers of: Presto: Friendship! Diana: Harmony! Bobby: Incredible violence. Sheila: And love!

[seabear87]

Shiela gives me the most trouble I swear. No idea why.

[andi-o-geyser]

a full SAGA of chaos choices at the diner in the centre of your mind

[introverted-bard]

This is so much funnier now that we know that Hank has recorded an entire season of Dimension 20 with Brennan

[glassblossomsthunderstorm]

Some of my favourite descriptive closed captions from this season of Dimension 20: Mentopolis

It's truly such a great season; filled with film noir tropes, that the Prefrontal PIs parody in the most hilarious way, but also inspired by the concept of Inside Out leading to incredibly touching moments, clever psychological/biological/sciency processes, oh and also so. many. puns! :D

[maxbarthelemy]

Third Mates

[keirashark]

WHY THE FUCK DO I FIND HANK GREEN HOT NOW?

[wanderingsquirrelgirl]

hahahahahahaha

[oldschoolfrp]

Kolskegg Cheese-Curd mispronounces a single word of his magic spell and suffers the fatal side effects (Hank Jankus, from Harry Turtledove's story "A Difficult Undertaking" in Dragon 113, September 1986)

[emptyjunior]

This is what my The Fix looks like when he has really neat frog facts he needs to tell you

*spitting blood, stumbling down an alleyway* a group of frogs is called an Army, frogs blink when they swallow because their eyes are moving into their head and pushing the food down, frogs were the first land animals with vocal chords-

[loa-bracket-battle]

(data for favorite NPCs gathered from the discord!)

[incorrect-dnd-show]

Venger: I found one of your young pupils Dungeon Master, probably not as worried as he should be: Which one? Venger: I don't know their names, he's kinda annoying? All of the rest of the kids at once: HES GOT ERIC

[littlebirdy0301]

[andi-o-geyser]

Something is wrong in this city, and it's been such a slow burn that nobody even realizes they're dying.

[a-roguish-gambit]

If Remy and Rogue played DnD, who would usally be the DM?

There are 6 people I trust in the x men to be good dms:

1. Jubilee- youngest of them she has trained for years off of DND podcasts. She's very complex fight heavy and encourages tomfoolery in her campaign based on the rule of cool. Her table as a result is usually the one where the most stupid raunchy inside jokes come from.

2. Beast- very by the books dm but God does he have the books memorized and can help you with anything you may have questions about when playing is also forgiving when it comes to death saves. His puzzles are brutal though. The table will frequently devolve into "random bullshit go" logic when they get stuck at a puzzle and beast frequently ends up slamming his head against the table in frustration at them

3. Nightcrawler- if you like roleplay more than fighting or puzzles, he's your dm. He's great at building fun NPCs to roleplay with and very go with the flow, will do player/npc romances and yes, does let the bard seduce whatever sentient monsters they want. the one thing he absolutely does not allow is murder hoboing. He will smite your character mercilessly if you form a habit of it that and make you roll up a new character. He spent a lot of time making these NPCs and if you kill them first thing when meeting them you will suffer his wrath as god of the universe.

4. Jean grey- Incredibly good at coming up with stuff on the fly when the players derail the campaign. Is it because she can read her players minds and has a split second to prepare? Maybe. But she doesn't stop them from trying to do stupid stuff. Just uses it to give her an ability to adjust the story.

5. Storm-if you want a hardcore campaign she's your girl. She is very unforgiving as a dm and usually takes physics mechanics into account, including the weight of gold. She makes.you keep track of your rations as she has a starvation stat that effects your hp and stats. She warns people to have at least two spare characters prepared at any given time.

6. Forge- really really clever dungeons and has great complex villains. His DM "are you sure about that" face sends shivers down his players spines though. He also is totally chill with incorporating as much sci-fi as you like into medieval fantasy settings. He will make it work he promises.