#incorrect dnd cartoon quotes

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Venger: You’re too later, my young enemies! You'll never stop me now! Hank: That’s where you’re wrong, Venger! We WILL stop you, with the powers of: Presto: Friendship! Diana: Harmony! Bobby: Incredible violence. Sheila: And love!

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hes just an angsty teenager whos dad is trying to have the standard “murdering children is bad” talk

venger looks so stupid in this picture i can't

[hey-presto]

-Eric almost gets in the way of a spell-

Presto: Eric! I could have killed you!

Eric: Okay? So could anyone, so could a very dedicated duck! You’re not special, Presto.

Presto:???

[delicateherolightscissors]

Emile: Why didn’t you text me back last night?

Remy: Sorry, I was tired and my phone was on DND.

Emile: Oh.

Emile: *scrolls through phone settings for ten minutes*

Emile: How do you put your phone on Dungeons and Dragons?

[the-little-red-noodle]

9/17/18 4:46am - 9/18/18 1:27am

Damn.. i miss him already.

“I had two long distance relationships, then two years of nothing, then I fell for a girl from LA”

He called it a relationship twice tonight. Two times he referred to our interactions as a relationship, we’re dating, we’re a couple, etc. still no mention of the boyfriend/girlfriend labels, or exclusivity really? Any time i mention the concept of seeing other people even in a clear joking way, he’s quick to shut it down. I think he’s really in this.

Tonight we had plans to watch spinal tap in my room. I made the plans several days ago because i wanted to make sure i had time to see him this weekend. I went into tonight thinking i was going to end things.

The communication isnt great. Frankly it bothers me. But he keeps saying he’s working on it. Other than text being difficult, we are perfect until he brings up drugs. It’s weird for me to hear. I invited him to a zeta party for next weekend and he was like oh i might be tripping on acid then, we’ll see.

Avoiding those two things, he is really great. He got here at 8:30 and now it’s 4:54am and he just left. I feel still conflicted, but happy still.. spending time with him makes me happy, even if we’re just cuddling and talking about cartoon network.

“My new dnd character’s name is Aelita, from Code Lyoko.” He squeezes me and smiles so hard.. “everything about that statement.. just yes.. you’re amazing.”

I don’t know what i want. I don’t know how to feel. I don’t know what to do about us continuing to hang out and the feelings getting serious for me. I didn’t bring it up much. What i do say often is that us dating feels one sided. That I’m so into him and he’s so eh about everything.

Tonight i saw him get more passionate. Literally every time i see him, i see him come more out of his shell. He’s slowly getting more comfortable being rough and physical with me, he’s more comfortable talking about sex openly, he’s more comfortable expressing what he wants or what he needs in that context. It’s not amazing verbal communication, but it is definitely improving. And he’s getting more comfortable with the small talk too. We’ve been trying to build that recently. Cuz we know we have the physical stuff down, so i need him to communicate how he’s feeling about us. I need the reassurance, but i also just want him to get comfortable talking about his problems with people. Experiencing that kind of cathartic release of emotions.

9/18/18 1:26am

Wait i need to back up.

I was going to go into the night to end things. I was feeling fed up with the lack luster communication, the feeling one sided, and still big issue: his drug use. I had crafted the texts to send him to say that we should quit while we’re ahead because my feelings were getting a lot stronger but he couldn’t give me the communication and reassurance i needed to take us that next step in getting serious. But as the day progressed and i was in a bad place, the idea of seeing him was feeling like more of a positive release than a necessary connection severing kind of a night.

So he texted me around 7 of being excited to see me, and i sorta let him know that its been a long day for me. i get home, and he comes over and I’m expected him to come into my room how he usually does and we start bantering and making out, but he gets there and the first thing he does is bear hug me and go “I’m so sorry youve had a rough day”

I immediately collapse into him and i feel so supported and cared for.. even if i didn’t feel like we were in a committed relationship, the way he greeted me felt like the way he comfort someone you love.

Eventually i moved us out of the hallway of my door and he lays down and asks me about the day and i sit on top of him and nuzzle into his neck for a while. He was scratching my back and saying sweet things like oh babe it’s gunna be okay, you’re wonderful you’re so kind, everything will be okay..

Eventually i get off of him and explain everything. He frequently jumps in to express his feeling sad for me and being like you’re the least malicious person, why are people being mean to you, you care so much about these people.

Once i got to the end of the info recap, i was just rambling about how sad and heartbroken i felt and how scared i am. From what i recall now a day later he was supportive enough, and said nice things and felt sad for me and the situation being so shitty.

The night progressed and we talked so much. Literal hours of just talking about feelings and thoughts and tough situations, occasionally moving into conversations about belgarth and cartoon network shows.

I can’t help myself when he talks about nerdy things.. i get noticably weak for it. He went on about his dnd universe creation, and i went on about my neuro teacher being incorrect about the resting membrane potential of a neuron.. we both just ranted about our nerd stuff and would get so happy watching the other person ramble and be passionate. I’m glad that he likes my neuroscience rants because i have a lot of those..

“Every time i talk about my nerd shit.. i don’t think your reaction will ever not make me so happy.. i talk about foam sword fighting and then you get so sensual with me. I never thought i would find that”

loose quote cuz i forget how he actually said it. But anyway, i decided to postpone the reassement of us dating until this zeta explosion has blown over. Not because i am necessarily using him for emotional support, because my friends are incredible. But because i don’t think that right now, as I’m not the most smotionally stable, right now is not the smart time to make decisions about relationships. I need to wait until I’ve leveled out a bit and can think level headedly about how to procede with him. Because it’s important that my feelings be heard and feel valid but also it’s important to communicate that once I’ve thought about it from a stable frame of mind, and not just because the rest of my life feels in chaos and that means i have to push him away.

The way i see it, i still will have these 2 main problems with spencer. His text communication sucks, and his drug use (Or at least his talking about it) bothers me. And those will most likely still be problems if/when this zeta thing gets resolved. So for now, lets put decisions about spencer on the back burner, and focus on the more pressing issues at hand.

Figure shit out with zetas, figure shit out with ryan, don’t self harm again, and get some sleep.

Chelsea, focus.

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Presto: So don't panic but I think I may have accidentally switched someone's mind with an owl.... Bobby: .... Sheila: ..... Eric: ...... Diana, knowing damn well what she's doing: ..Who? Presto: That's the thing we don't- *Everyone stares at Diana*

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Sheila, to Bobby: Pick your battles. Pick… pick fewer battles than that. Put some back. That’s too many. Stop.

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Presto: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why the group made me get tested.

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Venger: I found one of your young pupils Dungeon Master, probably not as worried as he should be: Which one? Venger: I don't know their names, he's kinda annoying? All of the rest of the kids at once: HES GOT ERIC

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Eric: Presto… I’m bleeding… Presto: Oh god… what’s your blood type?! Eric: B positive… Presto: I’m trying to but you’re bleeding-

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Venger: Would you be there for me if I was going through something?

Hank: Nope

Sheila: Absolutely not

Presto: Hope it sucks, whatever you’re going through

Diana: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life

Eric: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you

Bobby: I can’t wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could’ve changed the outcome

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Presto: Don’t go in the kitchen

Eric: Why?

Presto: I saw a spider in there

Eric: Well did you kill it?

Presto: It has eight arms, I only have two. No way I’m winning that

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Sheila: That’s not stylish that’s DEATH

Bobby, with a plastic bag over his head AND in his mouth: Save the turtles!

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yall said yes to my friend quotes, and my queue’s running out so they’ll start coming up, be warned

because we’re all writers and i can and will count interactions between our ocs as our quotes

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Realm Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry five people on a single motorcycle. Hank, with Diana, Bobby, Sheila, and Presto behind him: Wait, what do you mean FIVE?! Realm Police: Yes…five. Hank: Oh, my God— What the-!? Realm Police: Wha- Presto: ERIC FELL OFF

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Bobby: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes, or 4,000 degrees for one minute Sheila: No, that's not how you make cookies Bobby: What about 4,000,000 degrees for one second? Sheila: YOU'RE GOING TO BURN THE REALM DOWN Bobby: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO BAKE COOKIES Presto: DO IT Sheila: N O