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[globalrebrand]

A Day in the Life of Professor Crewel & Spouse

Warnings: None! Fluff. Just a little something for Crewel. Vague mentions of future children/pregnancy but no pronouns used. One gendered act of chivalry mentioned .

Together your purchase a large family home on Sage’s Isle. Crewel could Never justify the purchase of such a massive house independently, but now that he has you he’s able to acquire the large coastal home he’s always dreamed of for you and your family. 

Crewel wakes up on week days at dawn usually around 6 and goes for a run with his two dogs. You (and your dog) are welcome to run with him if you’d like, he aims to do a 5k in about 30 minutes usually, but you’ll add in a little time on the front and back for stretching. If you come with on the weekends there’s a good chance he can be convinced to stop in one of the bakeries in town, stop for 15 minutes or so to drink/eat a light pastry before running home.  

However you only do this if the weather is permitting, in the winter, Divus heads to a gym in town to swim laps or uses your home gym with you. He’s a big believer that the couples that exercises together, stays together.

After some morning fitness, it generally tea time. Usually you take turns cooking breakfast on Divus’ turns he cooks something light, but well spiced, nutrient rich and complimentary to a cup of tea of course. He’s generally not a fan of sweet breakfast or heavy foods, but has become partial of the occasional waffle if you’re making them. You either together usually at your kitchen island or in the breakfast room.

By then it’s about 7 and you both get ready for school. Crewel likes to pick out coordinating outfits. Not matching but complimentary. He won’t insist that you wear something but if you aren’t feeling up to picking an outfit, he’ll give you options.

Then you drive to campus, after dropping the dogs off at daycare. Crewel always drives and don’t even think about getting out of your side of the car before he comes to get you. He’ll open your door and help you out. 

Then you ascend the front steps of the school hand in hand. When you reach the front doors Crewel gives the back of your hand a kiss before releasing your hand. Once you enter the door you’re no longer spouses but colleagues.

You drop hands but Crewel still walks you to your  classroom in the morning. Most students aren’t in until homeroom starts at 8:30. 

Usually you don’t eat lunch together, you both agree it’s best to spend time chatting with your colleagues, you’ll see each other at the end of the day anyway. But you both take care to ask the chefs to reserve dishes for each other depending on who gets there first. 

Crewel isn’t afraid to steal a kiss or two, or three when no one is looking. If he’s feeling really bold, he’ll pin your hips to your desk so you have no choice but to cling to him as he kisses you senselessly. When he’s finished he’ll chastely kiss your forehead and mutter good pet, before switching the subject to something much more mundane like dinner plans. 

You eat out rather often, maybe 2-3 nights a week. You and Crewel have a collection of favorite restaurants in town. His favorites are the ones on the coast with a good wine selection. 

After dinner you pick up the dogs from daycare and go for a night walk if it isn't too cold. Usually no longer than an hour.

Crewel often has to take papers home to grade and such, so please bring him some tea and rub his shoulders before attending to whatever it is that you need to do.

After he leaves his study, you may watch an episode of a show or chat and listen to music to decompress, but more often than not you both retired to your shared room for *ahem* intimate activities. After which you and Crewel let the dogs in and complete your night care routines before snuggling up and calling it a day!

Crewel can't say he misses the bachelor life when he gets to go to bed and wake up next to you everyday. You and his pups are the highlight of his life. Well until you and he can have some pups of your own.

[bones4thecats]

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes

Sebek Zigvolt: Didn't you die?! MC: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change. Riddle Rosehearts: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying. Ace Trappola: And? Riddle Rosehearts: And you are. Floyd Leech: Start talking! Random Octavinelle Student: Well, I- Floyd Leech: Shut up!

Kalim Al-Asim: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Jamil? Jamil Viper: No. Kalim Al-Asim: I think I speak for Jamil when I say it sounds really super. Grim: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late. Leona Kingscholar: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again. Vil Schoenheit: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE! Epel Felmeir: *Climbing* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!! Azul Ashengrotto: Your Honor, I hereby submit the following to the court: Azul Ashengrotto: Floyd, what the actual FUCK? Malleus Draconia: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff. Leona Kingscholar: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS! Ortho Shroud: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media. Cop: You ran a red light. Cater Diamond: So did you, hypocrite. Cop: I was following you. Cater Diamond: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver. Cop: Get out. Idia Shroud: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul. Lilia Vanrouge: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'little shit’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’. Vil Schoenheit: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to fear how much they love me. Eliza: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me. Trey Clover: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on. Jade Leech: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck. Jack Howl: Do you think different paints have different tastes? Ruggie Bucchi: They do. Jack Howl: ...Why did you say that with such certainty? Divus Crewel: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity? Literally Anyone, turning to Ace Trappola: How tall are you? Epel Felmier: Housewarden, I’m afraid. Vil Schoenheit: Just stay close to Rook. Epel Felmier: That's why I’m afraid. Rook Hunt, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way. Sam: Good morning. Mozus Trein: Good morning. Divus Crewel: Good morning. Dire Crowley: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Ashton Vargas: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS! Mozus Trein: Where’s Crowley? Sam: Doing stuff. Mozus Trein: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Crewel? Sam: Trying to stop Crowley from doing the stuff. Mozus Trein: And Vargas? Sam: Trying to stop Crewel from stopping Crowley from doing the stuff. Mozus Trein: I see. And what are you doing here, Sam? Sam: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Vargas from stopping Crewel from stopping Crowley from doing the stuff.

[twistedintern]

A Treasure Most Scent-acular!

Thanks to a winning formula equal parts know-how, careful planning, and the abundant kindness of good friends, the stars aligned in my favor and I've long last come into proud possession of this year's NRC staff Valentine's goods!

Although I'm by no means nose-blind (figuratively speaking), I have very little experience with artificial perfumes. When I had to chance to sample these scents in proper, I found myself unable to describe their nuances in words. I know well these aromas were concocted to evoke several things, but I'm afraid I cannot precisely determine what those components are. I must therefore apologize in advance if my analyses of these fragrances are inadequate.

DIRE CROWLEY

A very aggressive, bold scent that feels almost contrived. It's evocative of grandeur and fancy parlors. Because it's louder than the other four fragrances, it takes some getting used to.

DIVUS CREWEL

A bold yet sophisticated scent that mellows out at the end. It's quite elegant despite its assertive bearing.

MOZUS TREIN

My personal favorite of this batch; a pleasantly warm and domestic scent which soothes and comforts. As it permeates the senses, it introduces a subtle spice to the calm.

(No, this is not my bias speaking--I practically melted into my seat when I sampled this fragrance for the first time.)

ASHTON VARGAS

A delightfully proud and distinguished scent that lacks the overwhelming pretense one might expect from man it represents. Its musky fragrance and confident finish are among its defining qualities. I could see myself using it as one would cologne.

SAM

An elusive, charming scent that's a touch reminiscent of Crewel's fragrance. Chief among its notable traits is its poignant edge, which lends its profile amiable flair.

[the-broken-truth]

TWST Self-Aware/Overseer AU OC: Genesis

Name: Genesis

Age: 17 (Body Age)

Race: Deity/Human (Body)

Height: 6 Feet

Body Type: Slim yet Muscular

Personality/Nature: Caring but can be Cocky & Strict (Depends On The Person)

Current Occupation: Night Raven Freshman

Sorted Dorm: Ramshackle

Unique Magic: Ultimate Armor - Coats his body or certain areas in an unbreakable metal

Incantation: "My body is unbreakable, just like my will; allow me to show you my resolve. Ultimate Armor!"

Likes: Reading, Writing, Drawing, Making Potions, Caramel Desserts, Cooking, and Baking

Dislikes: Loud Sudden Noises (Instantly Puts Him On Edge)

Favorite Food: Beef Steak & Rice Bowl w/ Garlic Steak Sauce

Favorite Fast Food: Spicy Chicken Bites, Steak Fries & Root Beer

Least Favorite Food: Steamed Veggies

Favorite Class: Potions

Favorite Teacher: Professor Divus Crewel & Mozus Trein

Best Friend(s): Riddle Rosehearts & Trey Clover

Worst Enemy(s): Azul Ashengrotto & The Leech Twins

Signature Traits: A Ring crafted from White Gold

Favorite Location: Potion Class

Relationships w/ Key Characters Quotes

Riddle Rosehearts:

"When is our next study session?"

"I would be honored to attend your Tea Party."

"My sister & I made cheesecake. Would you like to come to Ramshackle for our study break?"

Trey Clover

"What are we making today?"

"Do you want to trade recipes?"

"Ace stole another tart? (Sighs) I'll make another."

Cater Diamond

"What is MagiCam?"

"You are never without your phone, are you?"

"Please, do not take pictures of me."

Ace Trappola & Deuce Spade

(Sees them collared) "You two angered Riddle again, didn't you?"

(Studying) "Will you two please pay attention?"

"Why do my sister & I hang out with you two, again?"

Leona Kingscholar

"Calm down, Kitty Cat. I'll handle it."

"Leo, I'm studying. I can't play Spelldrive today."

"Come to Ramshackle, you can sleep there and I'll make you lunch."

Ruggie Bucchi

"Ruggie, stop raiding my snack fridge! If you want something, I'll make you something!"

(When Making Food/Desserts/Drinks) "I need you to taste this."

"Ruggie, I made you a Bento. Just bring this with you and I'll make you something to take back home."

Jack Howl

"My sister is coming, just give her a moment."

"Jack, want a Beef & Rice Bowl?"

"How...How do you run so fast?!"

Azul Ashengrotto

"I'm not signing a contract with you, Ashengrotto."

"Not interested."

"Your silver tongue & honey words don't work on me."

Jade Leech

"Don't you have anything better to do than bother me?"

"Your gentleman facade is good...for all the wrong reasons."

"Keep your brother away from me."

Floyd Leech

"Try to squeeze me again and I will break your teeth."

"Find your 'Shrimpy' somewhere else."

"Stay away from my sister, Leech!"

Kalim Al-Asim

"Kalim, enough with the random parties!"

"You are Scarabia's Dorm Warden, Act Like IT!"

"Stop spacing out! It's time to study, not daydream!"

Jamil Viper

"You need a break. I will watch over Kalim."

(While Cooking Together) "Which is the best spice to use for this type of meat?"

(When Jamil Comes To Ramshackle For A Snack) "Here, try this."

Vil Schoenheit

"Purple is not my color."

"I'm a person, not a mannequin."

"Tell your Hunter to leave me the hell alone."

Rook Hunt

"Get out of my bushes, Hunt!"

"Stop calling me 'Trickster'."

"I get the feeling I am being watched..."

Epel Felmier

"Strength isn't just physical, ya know?"

"Do you have any more apples?"

(When Exercising) "Come on, Epel! Just 10 More!"

Idia Shroud

"What are we playing this time around?"

"Normies on our 6! Normies on our 6!"

"Idia-senpai, what is this anime/manga about?"

Ortho Shroud

"Hey, Little Brother."

"Little Brother, have you seen Idia-senpai?"

"Ortho, I need to get back to Rashackle; I cannot stay."

Malleus Draconia

"Good Evening, Hornton."

"No, you can't turn me into a Fae, Malleus. I am fond of my current body."

"Here. Something sweet for the road."

"You'll never TRULY be alone, again."

Lilia Vanrouge

"STAY OUT OF MY KITCHEN!"

"You're a great man, Lilia, but an even greater father."

"I have seen your sins...and I will not judge you for them."

Sebek Zigvolt

"Stop yelling!"

"Draw your sword and let us dance!"

"I let you win this time."

Silver

"Your father is trying to kill me with his cooking."

"Whose personal dreamscape did you invade this time?"

"ZZZ...ZZZ...ZZZ."

[takitafulily]

Welcome! Here's the Twisted Wonderland Menu!

Please place your order once you've decided!

Add Ons and Specifics:

Cream - Fluff Cinnamon - Angst Lemon Juice - Smut Pineapple - Crack Wrapped in Rice Paper - Bulleted list On a Silver Plate - Oneshot Please tell the chef that... - Prompts and/or Other Notes

Ramshackle:

Pick one (comes with every meal): Picnic Sandwiches - Yuu Crackers - Reader (please specify role) Premium Canned Tuna - Grim

Heartslabyul:

Caramelised Strawberry Tart - Riddle Rosehearts Sugar Preserved Violets Sponge Teacake - Trey Clover Sriracha Spicy Chicken Noodles - Cater Diamond Caramel Apple Cherry Pie - Ace Trapola Tornado Omurice - Deuce Spade

Savanaclaw:

Grilled Marinated Sliced Beef Brisket - Leona Kingscholar Boston Cream Doughnut - Ruggie Buchi Spiced Caramelised Pear Compote - Jack Howl

Octavinelle:

Deep Fried Seafood Platter - Azul Ashengrotto Octopus Carpaccio - Jade Leech Anori Takoyaki - Floyd Leech

Scarabia:

Lemon and Mint Coconut Water - Kalim Al Asim Katsu Chicken Curry - Jamil Viper

Pomefiore:

Organic Taro and Pear Smoothie - Vil Schoenheit French Pork Liver Pâté - Rook Hunt Yakiniku Platter - Epel Felmier

Ignihyde:

Handcraft Hard Candy Assortment Pack - Idia Shroud Binary Code Crunch - Ortho Shroud

Diasomnia:

Green Apple Dark Forest Sundae - Malleus Draconia Spicy Tomato Juice - Lilia Vanrouge Miso Salmon Capaccio - Sebek Zigvolt Creamy Mushroom Risotto - Silver Vanrouge

Staff:

Wild Game Casserole - Dire Crowley Raisin Butter Tart Squares - Divus Crewel Vichyssoise - Mozus Trein Raw Egg Protein Smoothie - Ashton Vargas Cajun Chicken Gumbo - Sam

Example:

Can I have a Handcraft Hard Candy Assortment Pack and Picnic Sandwiches with extra Cream and Wrapped in Rice Paper please? Please tell the chef that it's valentine's day! Thank you!

[the-banana-0verlord]

Lantern- (by the way the bestie is @simping-myjob) I met her by delivering her a bottle of potassium as a joke through her DMs, she spoke to me about Lilian then everything started :). I thought she was really cool at first,(and I still do, I just know now that she is but a little freak like me)

Frost- Don't be so naive and don't go spilling your secrets to your "friends".

Maple- I really wanted to play an instrument, wether it be guitar, violin of piano, but I never got the motivation to :(.

Harvest- LUZ FREAKING NOCEDA. she is so me- the anxiety, the people pleasing thing, being seen as the weird kid who loves fantasy- yep, you got it all in here.

Fireside- Something light academia in beige and browns, and also pastels. Bascially a soft style.

Cider- I used to dislike shrimps a lot so I never ate some, and then I decided to eat some again and it was good 🤷‍♀️

Amber- DIVUS CREWEL IS CREEPY AND I DON'T LIKE HIM

Fog- I'm dead. Like dead dead.

Jack-O-lantern- Uhhhh I don't know many celebrities, so I couldn't really name someone I want to look like.

Spice- Nope.(except the ramshackle)

Orchard- For me to finally stop worrying about everything? Honestly, just to live in the present, and enjoy life as it is.

Crow- Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh science maybe?

Bonfire- this

Cinnamon- hmmm hard one. Maybe the sixties?

Cobweb- I have not graduated yet.

Cranberry- My hair when I get a haircut. I don't go out much so I don't get compliments on my appearance often.

Maize- I don't talk to strangers(or go out on my own in the streets) so yeah nothing to tell here.

Quilt- With enough sugar you forget it's tea or coffee. Not a drinker of those things though (i wish i were though, the aesthetic is perfect)

Pumkin- I believe in the grayness of human kind. There are some good people and there are some bad people. there are people half-bad half-good. It's too complex to be in black and white.

Moonlit- I would say neat but who am I kidding my room and my desk are a mess.

Flannel- I've never went on a date so uh

Cocoa- I would have the exact same hair as now (bob cut with brown hair) but without the disgusting hairline in the middle. And maybe yellow tips too.

Ghost- You should rather who I DON'T miss in my life (I miss my grandpa, my old friends even if it was kinda toxic- the list goes on really)

autumnal asks

lantern - how did you meet your best friend? What were your first impressions of each other?

frost - if you could give some advice to your younger self, what would you say?

maple - is there a hobby / skill that you’ve always wanted to try but never did?

harvest - what fictional character do you most identify with? Why?

fireside - if you had your dream wardrobe, what would it look like?

cider - a food that you disliked as a child but now enjoy?

amber - share an unpopular opinion that you may have.

fog - how well do you think you’d do in a zombie apocalypse scenario?

jack-o-lantern - if you could look like any celebrity, who would you choose?

spice - have you ever encountered a house that you believed to be haunted?

orchard - share one thing that you’d like to happen this autumn.

crow - which school subject do you wish you had an aptitude for?

bonfire - describe your dream house.

cinnamon - if you had to live in a time period different than the present, which would you choose and where?

cobweb - (if you’ve graduated) do you miss high school?

cranberry - what’s one physical feature that you get complimented on?

maize - share the weirdest encounter you’ve had with a stranger on the street.

quilt - how do you take your tea (or coffee)?

pumpkin - do you think that humans are inherently good or bad?

moonlit - are you a neat or messy person? Is your room / house orderly?

flannel - have you ever gone on a bad date? 

cocoa - if you could have any type of hair, what colour and cut would you have?

ghost - is there someone that you miss having in your life?

[twistedsin]

Hi, is it possible to request for a nsfw crewel x student! Reader? ;_; the reader is being a tease and tries to flirt with him during class. Then both of them end of doing it after school in his classroom?Thank you for your time! >.<

ABSOLUTELY!! I really like this request, I am sincerely sorry it took me so long to finish it. I’m glad I finally got to write pet-play professor. 

For the context of this fic, we’re going to say Night Raven is a newly co-ed school. Male students still outnumber females, but it is no longer gender exclusive. 

Disclaimer: Teacher x student. Don’t fuck your teachers for extra credit in real life, that is not how you succeed.

“Now, what is the element with the hottest melting point?” Crewel pointed his baton your way, as your fingers perked up. 

“Tungin” You answered, a small smirk on your lips. The rest of the class started laughing, but your professor was smarter than that. 

“Tungsten,” Crewel corrected as the class quieted down, “It is quite a robust element. Incredibly hard.” His eyes connected with yours. “Only in its purest form can you make it putty in your hands.” Crewel turned away and returned to his lecture...

“Now for today’s mini-lab, you and your partner need to list the 15 elements in order of weight. Once you have them all correct you may leave.”  

You paired up with the person next to you and tried to cooperate with them. There was much more you looking over at Crewel than actually helping with the worksheet. 

Eventually you 'accidentally' tossed your pen from your hand in the direction of his desk. It hit the floor and rolled to one of the legs, the placement couldn't have been more perfect. "Oops... I'll be right back." You told your partner, who didn't seem to care since you weren't helping anyway. 

Concealing your bright smile with a mischievous,  you walked over to the professor’s desk, his attention turning to you. "Did you have a question?" He rose a brow looking you over.

"Nope, just needed to get my pencil. It rolled over here." You explain as you drop to your knees in front of him, taking your time to turn onto all fours, your ass up and wiggling as you felt around for your pencil. Divus shifted in his chair, seeming to be looking back at the papers rather than the curve of your ass barely covered by the short uniform skirt. If he leaned back a little, he'd probably be able to see your panties, or if you were wearing any. 

Unfortunately, he did not, and gave you a disinterested response, "If you can't find it. I'll loan you a new one. You should get back to your assignment." A small pout formed on your face before you grabbed your pencil and stood. "Wait," He called out when you were a few steps away. You eagerly turned, "Yes, sir?"

"In class, it's Professor, not sir." Divus held out a paper to you, your last test with the results in red at the top. A 69/100, not great. "Your grades seem to be slipping and this attitude of yours, I think you may need a reminder of who's in charge. See me after school." 

"Yes, professor." You squeaked out trying not to smile too much. Sure you were in trouble but seeing him after school meant that the two of you would be alone together. And that part about teaching you who was in charge, it was way too easy to find a hidden meaning in that. Now it was even harder to focus on the work at hand. Even through the rest of your classes, all you could think about what Divus was going to teach you later. 

Knock. Knock. Knock. 

"Professor?" You called out, entering the classroom before waiting for a response, "You wanted to see me?”

"What is the point of knocking, if you're not going to wait for an answer?" Divus sighed from behind his desk. "You may come in. Be sure to lock the door. I hate when students just think they can barge in." He watched, making sure you did what you were told. Once you had locked the door you obediently went over and stood in front of his desk.

"I made it a goal to be sure none of my pups had red marks this semester." He removed his glasses and moved the stack of paperwork into a drawer. "You are at risk of me breaking this promise, and I won't have it." He stood, and walked around the desk to stand in front of you. "You need more discipline."

"You think scolding me is going to make work harder?" I mean it might, depending on the type of punishment. "Maybe I want red marks." You wanted them more on your body than your report card though.

He was unamused at your response. "I've trained plenty of other litters, my methods have yet to fail. I've dealt with your type too. So, what is this new issue of yours that has you so distracted in class?" He took a step closer, leaving him right in front of you, "Or should I guess." 

“Well... It’s just hard for me to focus on chemical reactions when my body always has such a strong reaction to you. It’s easy for my mind to wander to more reactive activities.”

A smirk crossed his lips, as he leaned in, “Like my tongue inside you?”

You shivered from his warm breath on your ear. You felt your lower regions pulse, thoughts of your little fantasy popping up in your mind. You needed a moment to regain your composure. “Tongue just happened to work with the element, I’m not opposed to any other part of you being in me either~”

“Quite a bold little puppy you are.” Crewel took a step back looking you over. “Since that's the issue let's try and see if you can focus on one of those activities,” He pointed the baton at his desk, “Sit.” You eagerly obey, taking a seat on the side edge of his desk. 

He took off his coat and placed it on the coat stand before moving back to his desk. “If you still can't focus, or misbehave then this stops." He started sifting through the bottom left drawer. “Hold this.” He shut the drawer and stood holding a wrapped condom to your lips. You softly took the corner of the package in your mouth. “Don’t drop it.” 

The order was a bit harder to follow than you thought as he almost teasingly slowly removed his tie and undid a few buttons on his shirt. He ran a hand through his hair before undoing his pants and pulling out his dick. You would have licked your lips if you could.

“You look hungry pet.” You spread your legs as his gloved hand ran up your thigh.  He stepped closer, slowly grinding his erection against your wet panties. You let out a needy whine shifting your hips as a way to encourage him. Your core tightened just from the grinding, it just made you want him more. “You’re so excited, aren’t you? I wonder, how often have you masturbated to the idea of me fucking you in this classroom?” 

You gave him a lustful look as he finally took the condom from your mouth. “Enough to have some expectations” You gave a coy smile but he simply responded with a smirk. 

“I doubt those will hold up to the real thing.” Once the condom was on his hands trailed up your thighs. Your breathing grew heavy with lust at his teasing touch. The way he took his time was driving you crazy.

You narrowed your eyes at him, wanting to scold him to hurry it up, but he simply stared back a small upward curve at the corner of his mouth. His threat of stopping if you misbehaved floating through your head. There was no way you were going to risk this ending not when you were so close. His fingers finally caught the edges of your panties and pulled them off, a strand of your juices dragging out. 

Crewel licked his lips, finally grabbing your hips and tugging you against him. “Let’s see if you meet my expectations.” He rubbed against you a few times before slowly pushing in, leaving you time to adjust. He wasn’t sure how experienced you were and didn’t want to push you too much. While the feeling was tight, and a bit painful with how active your insides had been it wasn’t too bad to adjust to. “Ah~ Y-you’re finally inside, Professor Crewel!" You gasped between your shaky moans. A smile formed on your face from looking down at how he stretched you. There was still so much left to fill you with and you couldn't wait. 

His hand gripped your chin to look back up at him. "Wrong. It's Master or Master Crewel now. Do you understand pet?"

"Yes Master Crewel." It was easy enough to remember the name as you referred to him as such in most of your fantasies anyway. 

His hand slid up your cheek to push some of your hair away from your face, "Good girl. I won't hesitate to drill the idea into you if you forget." 

Now that you had had time to adjust and names were sorted, it was time to set things in motion. His thrusts were smooth and slow at first. Even with such little stimulation, your walls were pulsing around him, squeezing as if trying to pull him deeper. It made him want to go wild, but he of course had control and would wait patiently until you let him do so. 

Your head tilted back, calling out his name. "Good pet. Just like that. I can tell you're enjoying yourself." He smirks, "Is it all your imagined? Or did you want it rougher?" He'd be happy to oblige his student's needs since they waited so long. It would be easier for them to focus if he fulfilled the fantasy correctly. 

"More." Your voice was merely a whisper at first, rising as you knew mewling wasn't a satisfying answer for him.  "I want to take all of you. I want you to move faster. Please, Master! Fuck me! I can take it, I need your cock!" You begged, feeling needy. You had let your thoughts of him been wandering for too long to not indulge yourself. You wanted him to fuck you so that you never needed another fantasy of him, just memories of this moment. 

"Such a needy pet." His hips stilled, "Lay down." His hand rested on your back to ease you into laying down across the length of his desk. He pushed your legs up and open. One of his hand resting on one of your knees, the other on the table so he could lean over you, "Let's test how much you can take."

With this new positioning, he had more leverage, and now that he wasn't holding himself back as much anymore it was almost a whole different experience from when he first ented you. His whole cock was sliding in and out of you.

His thrusts are almost wild, nothing like the slow pace he had kept before. If he hadn't laid you back beforehand you would have fallen back on your own. His entire cock being pushed inside you now, it filled you up so nicely. With these deeper thrusts, his shaft brushed against your sweet spot from time to time. Your body clenched tightly around him each time, never wanting him to pull out yet wanting him to thrust even faster and deeper. He carefully watched your expressions as the pleasure overcame you. The way your eyes became hazy and that small smile as you gasped and groaned. Some words slipping out occasionally, mostly master, yes, and more. 

"Such a good pet. You're already surpassing my expectations." Divus cooed, "Is this everything you thought about?"

"Y-yes!" You cried out between gasps. "It feels so good. So much better than a fantasy."

"Good. Then there is no reason to keep daydreaming in class then." 

"Yes. No... I-" You couldn't focus on his questions right now, or what the right answer was. You just wanted to cum and enjoy the feeling of him thrusting into you. "I'm going to cum. Master please~" 

You suddenly felt a sharp sting on your thigh as his gloved hand slapped your skin. "Answer me first pet. Are you going to focus in class?" His thrusts slowed to your dismay. 

"Yes! I'll focus in class! I'll raise my grade I promise!" You called out a bit panicked and desperate for him to continue. 

Divus chuckled a bit, enjoying your desperation. "I'm expecting good results then." His hips regained their rapid pace from before, "Now you can cum, pet." Now given permission and his thorough pace returned it didn't take long for your body to reach its peak and your orgasm to course through you. The way your body clenched and spasmed around him had him cumming soon after you. He rode out the pleasure high before finally stopping his thrusts and pulling out of you. 

A pout accompanied by a small whine formed at the loss of his cock so soon, but you couldn't stay upset. He just looked way too sexy running his hand through his hair, leaning over you catching his breath. Divus gave a small smile as his eyes caught yours. "Good girl. You performed well." 

He helped you to sit up on his desk then discarded the condom and began fixing his pants. "If you do well on the next test, I'll reward you just like this." Once he was situated, he let you rest your head against his chest while he fixed up your uniform. "If not then I'll have to find other ways to get you to behave." 

You knew it was meant as a warning but it just excited you. "Yes, Master Crewel. I'll do my best."

[erenspussy420]

Sfw and nsfw headcannons for crewel and Crowley (seperately )? With female reader plz

SFW/NSFW for Crowley and Crewel! Hope you enjoy!

Fem Reader Insert

MDNI 18+ ONLY. Nsfw will be under the read more line.

Sfw: 

Dire Crowley:

This man is cheap, Like expect that during this relationship, however fear not! For he is so humbly gracious to have lavish vacations with you at the expense of the student body.

 Though for my fellow Crowley hoes out there, Crowley can be romantic. Crowley is doing his “best” and honestly it’s kind of endearing how this man flounders at trying his hand at “wooing” you. Expect plucked flowers and shiny things on your pillows, and over the top letters he has stuffed under the door of your room.

True to bird fashion, has attempted to make a nest for you and ngl it is pretty comfy.

He has horrid fashion taste, never let him pick out your clothes.

Crowley absolutely loves it when you stroke his hair, but really melts when you stroke his back, he covers you in his cloak like a bird covers themselves in their wings.

The more time you are with him, the more he trusts you enough to take his mask off. This is a serious matter, he even drops all pretenses of his goofy persona. You’re one of the few people in all of Twisted Wonderland who has seen his full face, that is something he can ever truly be grateful for.

He totally gives you sweet pecks throughout the day, though probably not in front of the students lol. He totally would in front of his staff members, likes to rub it in that he in fact does have an S/O

He totally humble-brags about you.

His hair is actually pretty nice to run your fingers through, and its unfair how nice it is.

Smells like parchment and ink, with a bit like a sharp wind from above. Bury your nose into him, and smell the soft scent of the forest.

Divus Crewel:

HUSBAND MATERIAL

Fuck, okay, he is actually the most reliable man here and competent as hell.

A real gentleman, and pretty respectful of your boundaries. 

A day starts with a morning kiss and ends the night with a goodnight kiss. His mouth was made for kissing and he's the type to kiss you slow but deeply.

This man will spoil you, clothes, dates, a stimulating conversation and he’s genuinely invested in you.

You get to wear his coat and it's so smooth under your hands. You feel fancy as fuck wearing it. Smells like him.

Unfortunately due to his job, and Crowley's malarkey, dates tend to be in between what little time you two can make for yourselves. However, even simple little dates between you feel sweet, and the vacations leave them quite…enthralling.

Honestly, Crewel helps pick out your clothes and upgrades your closet. Will respect your decisions in the end, but low key judges crimes against fashion. *aka Crowley*

Will make anything you want. Man has a binder dedicated to ideas he has for you. Seriously, color coded and seasonal outfits.Strolls through the town with you, fingers laced together. He presses a kiss on your knuckles that make you swoon.

Adores the hell out of dogs, so hopefully you like them too, or else this ain't gonna last long. If there is a dog near by you bet your sweet ass he's gonna pet it. Wait one day, he's gonna show up with a box of puppies and you can't even stop him.

He smells like expensive cologne, a hint of musk, leather and a subtle spice you can't name, but God does it make you wanna bury your nose into his skin. To his displeasure, he can't always get rid of the scent of potions on him. 

Nsfw:

Dire Crowley:

Okay, I'm gonna be super honest with you. I cannot see this is starting, than a hot hate-fucking in his office.

Birdman is submissive.

You're gonna have to pull the reigns here, he does top occasionally and ugh he's pretty good at dirty talk. He's into edging can you even belive the audacity of this man?

If you love marking, recieving or giving, he has lipstick for it you know. Just saying is all.

He has a cute dick, better than he deserves. Its smooth and girthy, and Crowley is pretty pale so is his dick. But his head is cute flushed pink. His balls are sensitive and he loses it if you suck on them.

This relationship started as a hatefuck to a romance

Despite Dire's shady self, he truly does care about you. Wants to make sure your needs are also being meet, having you cum around him, screaming his name makes his wing flutter in pleasure.

Why he is so generous, he's more than willing to surrender himself to you as your toy to use. Tie his hands back and bounce on his cock till his balls are empty and leave him there dirty with his cold cum dripping down his balls.

You have his heart all in a twist when you grab his face to kiss him deeply when he cums in you.

This man has a fucking humiliation kink I just fucking know it. He praises himself too much, but the insults have him leaking crying "yes yes tell me how bad I've been! Spit on me!" Degrade him, step on him, call him useless, just as so long as you remember to reassure him he's still wonderful and that you love him.

Divus Crewel:

This man doms and there is no questioning it.

Dom/sub play have you seen that whip and collar. No way that man doesn't have that kink.

Mod is frothing at the mouth

He isn't into gagging as much as one would expect him too. Oh he totally is into it, but he perfers hearing your moans and pleas unfiltered as you try not to cum agaisnt his orders.

He has a big cock and we all know it. Thick at the base, the head a beautiful red hue, with this thick vein under it that feels good to run your tounge on. Curves slightly to the left. His balls are well rounded, and a bit heavy. Cums comes out pretty thick.

Loves watching you hump his leg to get off, though he might have to punish you to "behave" better.

He has so many toys for you, though getting a dildo of his own cock is a gift in itself and have to work for it. Plays with those vibrator with a remote, watching you squirm trying to find relief by squeezing your thighs as he presses the button for more power.

He's really fantastic with aftercare.

He gives you that hot kiss, tounge sucking when he presses his hips into you, cock hitting the spot that has you rocking into him for more.

He has custom lingerie made for you, the types that make you feel like the sexiest being in the world. This man will fuck the living daylights out of you.

Scratch his scalp,  tug his hair makes him buck relentlessly in you.

[twiwoncrackpopcorn]

ツイステ NRC Staff "Backstage Archives" Summary List of Event Outfits

Inspired by an ASK , let’s take a look at Event status ~

Crewel Tip#1 : A good boy always keeps in mind the content of his wardrobe. College Life is too short to wear boring clothes. Now sit and admire.

Beans Day (Original Event + 2nd POV) : Total 8 Camouflage Outfits

Azul SSR (Original Event) | Floyd SSR (2nd POV)

Jack SR , Jade SR (Original Event) | Vil SR , Rook SR (2nd POV)

Cater R (Original Event) | Jamil R (2nd POV)

Fairy Gala (Original Event + IF Alternative Version) : Total 8 Exotic / Evolution Gala Outfits

Leona SSR | Ortho SSR (~if~)

Kalim SR , Jamil SR | Silver SR , Ace SR (~if~)

Ruggie R | Jack R (~if~)

Ghost Marriage (Original Event + Re-Run) : Total 6 Groom Outfits

Ace SSR (Original Event) | Idia SSR (Re-Run)

Riddle SR , Epel SR (Original Event) | Lilia SR (Re-Run)

Rook R (Original Event)

Wish Upon A Star (Original Event ONLY) : Total 4 Stargazer Outfits

Deuce SSR

Idia SR , Ortho SR

Trey R

Halloween (Original Event + Sequel) : Total 22 Scary Monsters Outfits

Cater SSR , Vil SSR , Jade SSR (Event) | Silver SSR , Rook SSR , Riddle SSR (Sequel)

Malleus SR , Jack SR , Azul SR , Lilia SR (Event) | Leona SR , Ace SR , Ruggie SR , Trey SR (Sequel)

Epel R , Kalim R , Idia R , Deuce R (Event) | Floyd R , Jamil R , Ortho R , Sebek R (Sequel)

Vargas Camp (Original Event ONLY) : Total 4 Outdoor Outfits

Ruggie SSR

Floyd SR , Sebek SR

Leona R

Aleab Naria at Scalding Sands (TW Event) : Total 4 Yasamina Silk Outfits

Jamil SSR

Malleus SR , Cater SR

Trey R

Kelkka Rotu at Harveston (TW Event) : Total 4 Apple Boa Outfits

Epel SSR

Sebek SR , Idia SR

Jade R

NRC Master Chef (ongoing Series) : 10 Chef Outfits for now

Riddle SR , Silver SR (cooking theme : Meat)

Kalim SR , Trey SR (cooking theme : Spices)

Lilia SR , Jade SR (cooking theme : Beans)

Deuce SR , Jamil SR (cooking theme : Fish)

Malleus SR , Ruggie SR (cooking theme : Egg)

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SD chibi Divus Crewel, fan-edit by twiwoncrackpopcorn

SD chibi characters in Event Outfits from game extracts @alchemivich

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twst characters: valentine’s day dates with their s.o

idk why this idea came while i was watching a documentary for my film class. but here we are. as you can probably guess from the title, this is what i think the twisted wonderland characters would do for valentine’s day for their significant other. keeping this gender neutral to include everyone! if you have any suggestions, feel free to add some! requests are also open via the ask box!!

also, there’s plenty of mentions of mc / you getting jewelry and flowers. this is gender neutral and everything mentioned is for everyone!

publishing this early so i don’t forget! happy early valentine’s day!! if you can’t spend it with someone irl then spend it with your favorite fictional characters 💗

NRC STAFF

dire crowley

there were perks to having a date with the headmage. for one, you two literally had his office and the privacy necessary (though he makes sure to turn the portraits of the great seven around. wouldn’t want them to see anything...). you brought the champagne and the food while crowley set up the candles and bought you flowers. “is this from the student lounge?” he questions as you answer yes. “looks really good actually. i didn’t know students were capable of this.” of course he didn’t know. he never really visited the lounge since he was so busy running the school. you popped the champagne and poured two glasses. “oh and of course don’t forget this!” he pushed a box your way. when you opened it, there was a pearl necklace with a matching set of pearl droplet earrings. you felt your cheeks become heated, muttering that he didn’t need to. “i’m a very generous person. especially for you.” his finger gently strokes your cheek in an affectionate manner.

ashton vargas

you didn’t think exercising was going to be part of your valentine’s day date. your were physically well already and you had a lot of stamina and endurance. but holy shit. even you were out of breath as you reached the end of your run. “why...why are we running?” you pant, trying to catch your breath. ashton also appeared to be out of breath too. at least you weren’t the only one struggling. when you got to the top, you were wondering why you were there until you saw a blanket with a picnic basket. “thought we could watch the sunset together and eat. it’s been a long time since we’ve done this.” it was a frequent occurrence ever since you two started dating. as simple as it was, it was probably the best date you’ve had (though next time you could do without the sweating).

mozus trein

mozus isn’t one for fancy nights out or even a fancy night in. valentine’s day is like any other day (except for putting lucius in a cute red bow and spoiling his cat). he was a quiet man in private and as you two were reading your books, his hand slowly moved to yours, resting on top of yours. your hand was cold and his was warm (ironically enough). you smiled behind your book, soaking each other’s presence. a successful couple is when a couple could do their own thing in comfort together.

divus crewel

valentine’s day? stay on the campus grounds? it was valentine’s day! why would he stay on the campus grounds? no no no! absolutely not! the man was going to drag you out to an expensive restaurant where the two of you could be a fashionably enviable couple. there weren’t gifts exchanged because there didn’t need to be. you simply enjoyed each other’s presence while divus talked about the latest fashion magazine edition he got in the mail. it was chilly on the way back so you had the immense pleasure of wearing his coat.

sam

the shop was closed because it was the spot of romance for you and sam. the spices overwhelmed the shop but you didn’t mind. you liked your food with seasoning (as you should) and the smell made your mouth water. sam was an amazing cook which not a lot of people knew about. and tonight, he had made curry goat for the two of you. in the middle of your dinner, you remembered you had a gift for him and it was wrapped in a neat box. opening it, the shop owner pulled out a top hat. “your old hat was looking a little worn down. so i bought a new one and did some embroidery. thought i’d save you the time from fixing your old hat since you already do so much for this school.” he saw the small skulls embroidered on the red fabric wrapped around his hat. it was perfect and cute. his hat was falling apart too.

DIASOMNIA

malleus draconia

was there anything better than a tea party? of course not! was there anything better than receiving a handwritten invitation to this tea party? of course not! malleus felt himself smile seeing the card that you provided him. your calligraphy skills were top notch, perfect for lettering. a special tea party on valentine’s day where the two of you won’t be interrupted. granted he needed to convince sebek to take the day off and leave him alone but eventually the first year backed off and let the mage go. when he arrived, he was shocked to see how regal it looked. fine porcelain, pastries that smelled absolutely delicious, and very fragrant tea. you explained that lilia let you borrow some porcelain and kalim suggested they try this tea from the scalding sands. all malleus could do was smile with a pink blush spreading across his cheeks as he conversed with you about his day. the perfect date for relaxation.

lilia vanrouge

everyone understands that lilia is rather...old. how old exactly? no one knows. but throughout his time of living, he’s found that the simplest things are the best. and in this case, simple was always better and more memorable. you weren’t expecting to have to climb onto the roof of the school. surely you two would be penalized if you got caught. you were also worried you might fall but your boyfriend laughed and brushed it off. “i’ll catch you. i’ll always catch you.” he reassures, holding your hand. finally, he found the perfect spot and sat down with you. when you asked what you were doing up here, he simply pointed to the sky. there were multiple shooting stars, moving seamlessly against the night sky. “only happens on valentine’s day once every ten years or so.” he explains. “so i thought this would be a perfect date.” he smiles. you smile back at him, cuddling to him close as you both watched the stars descend from the heavens.

silver

you weren’t expecting silver to take you into the woods for valentine’s day after you guys exchanged your gifts. he had found a portable tote bag that had your favorite painting on it which was also magical. regardless of what you put it in, it would be light and that was something you needed as a student. you on the other hand spent weeks making a quilt for him, knowing that he fell asleep often. you wanted him to stay warm and comfortable if he was going to nap. it was also very personal to him featuring everything he liked. his favorite patterns, colors, animals, plants. surprisingly, silver took your hand and led you into the woods. though it felt like you were walking for hours. he answered before you could ask. “we’re almost there.” when you emerged to a clearing, what laid before your eyes was a lake with crystal blue water (cleaner than anything you saw in your homeworld) with flowers growing around it and animals resting. the sight was beautiful and you could feel yourself begin to relax as you sat down next to silver. “thought we could sit here for a while. get away from school.”

sebek zigvolt

originally sebek intended to spend his valentine’s day guarding malleus. but malleus let the first year go, convincing him that he should spend time with his significant other instead of worrying about his job. you were young only for a brief time so he might as well live in the moment. you were surprised to see sebek at the ramshackle door, holding a rose in his hand. “so...i have the day off...” he says sheepishly. “and i was hoping we can go to the mostro lounge. they have a special valentine’s day menu...i had to pull a few strings to get a seat.” damnit azul. you were extremely flattered and immediately said yes, joining him to the mostro lounge for a romantic night off.

HEARTSLABYUL

riddle rosehearts

you were the baker in the relationship and you also didn’t care for rules. rules were meant for breaking after all. it was hard to coax your boyfriend into breaking a few rules with you. but there was always an exception and today would be an exception. you weren’t one for gifts. in fact, when you got them you often rejected them. gifts didn’t mean anything to you so riddle found it silly to buy you gifts. instead, he was preparing the kitchen, making sure everything was present. when you arrived, asking why he had everything out, his cheeks became pink. “i thought...you could show me how to make something?” he was terrible at baking and it would probably help trey in the long run if riddle knew how to bake. you smiled brightly as you looked through the ingredients provided in the heartslabyul kitchen. you decided to teach him a simple favorite of yours: victoria sponge cake.

trey clover

trey was a traditional man. he was also very simple in his approach on valentine’s day. a bouquet and a box of chocolates would be enough, right? he had made the chocolates anyways, spending weeks experimenting with a recipe. of course, ace and deuce said every single one was good but they never emphasized which one was the best. eventually, trey decided to go with a variety of chocolates in the box and you met him in the rose gardens of heartlabyul. despite it being winter, some of them were still in bloom and peeping through the cold. you carried your own bag with your own gift and upon exchanging them, trey was shocked to see a coat. “you complain about being cold all the time. so i thought i’d buy you a real coat. it’s not anything special but i managed to catch it on sale.” you smile. “oh and i also bought you glasses cleaners and a cloth because your glasses are filthy all the time.” trey could only laugh. the struggle of having glasses was real.

cater diamond

cater spent a good chunk of a few nights thinking about possible valentine’s day date ideas. but the truth is, the man isn’t exactly the most creative and a lot of ideas from the internet didn’t exactly...well, they weren’t possible on campus grounds. so he decided that simple would be best. simple but picturesque. he would be caught dead not providing his girlfriend the most beautiful picnic she’s ever seen. he wasn’t one to ask trey for favors but he asked if trey could make him a chestnut tart for the date which he agreed. the man spent every waking minute worrying about the date and wondering if it will go wrong. will grim eat the entire chestnut tart? what if it snows in the middle? oh god what if it rains? or even worse what if the details just aren’t right? anxiety dreams were real and cater waking up in the early hours of the morning, worrying over if a pillow wasn’t going to be the right color and trying to find the pillow of the right color were miniscule. perhaps he was worrying too much. and he was right about that because you were happy regardless. you even bought him a gift: a hair ribbon that was white with red diamonds on it. it would look cute on him and be the perfect thing to use to prevent his hair from touching the chestnut tart he was eating.

ace trappola

this man was silly enough to forget picking up his gift. he didn’t remember until grim, of all people, asked if he had his gift for you. and he immediately went into panic mode. deuce was busy doing his own preparations until ace came along to drag his friend to pick up your gift. it wasn’t that special, just a new phone case because yours was dirty and hanging by a thread. it was red with a geometric pattern and a black cat wearing a pink bow. you were a cat person and, more importantly, you loved black cats. it even came with a phone charm of the same black cat on the case. he didn’t expect to run into you because he wanted to see you when he had his gift. but he was sweating and red in the face and deuce was also with him (unwillingly). when you asked if there was something wrong, he simply fessed up. he forgot to pick up your gift. it wasn’t a big deal to you and you told him you guys should go together. you just wanted to spend time with him after all.

deuce spade

after being dragged by ace only to be immediately let go once ace found you, deuce continued with his preparations. he had never been approached by someone romantically. you were the first person to take a romantic interest in him and he wanted your first valentine’s day to be special. he went with something within his budget: dinner at the mostro lounge (which was fully booked), a box of chocolates, and a phone charm he found with pearls and a horse. seeing the gifts, you felt a little embarrassed about your own because you had bought deuce a stress ball in the shame of a cat. it was squishy and soft and perfect for deuce to get his anger out with something portable. nevertheless, he reassured you that it was a cute gift. yet it was a gift that only last two weeks before being broken.

POMEFIORE

vil schoenheit

work, work, work, work. work this. work that. you were always busy working and the past few weeks have been particularly exhausting with school and even working at the mostro lounge. vil asked azul to give you the day off so your boyfriend could take care of you and azul agreed. it seemed the merman was busy planning his own date. vil had everything prepared in his room and when you came to his room, he was ready. you got the spa day of your life! a nice milk bath, a good facial (except for the extraction which hurt like hell), and a massage that caused you to become less tense and hit all of your good spots. he also did your nails too while you were gossiping to him about some people in class. after everything was done, the two of you cuddled up to watch a movie. you offered to watch his favorite movie and vil was ecstatic. you snuggled up to him, looking at him as he goes into a full semantic about the brilliance of each scene. as you drift into a light sleep, you mutter, “i love you so much you know...” vil stops talking, looking down at you with his eyebrows raised. he smiled, bringing you closer if possible, and kissed your forehead.

rook hunt

what else is there to valentine’s day other than showering the one you love with...well, love! that was rook’s plan. he had everything sorted out for the two of you and it involved a romantic picnic and you looking at the night stars. you were satisfied with it, wanting nothing more. rook had told you not to buy him anything because you were always getting him gifts. after all, gift giving was your love language and how you showed your affection! when you arrived, he had set up a very fancy picnic. aesthetically pleasing with a red blanket, pink and white pillows, and white plates and silver cutlery. there was a charcuterie board, egg sandwiches, and a cherry pie. as you enjoyed your romantic evening under the stars, excitedly talking about constellations, rook could only look at you with love in his eyes, intensely listening and retaining everything he said. (the next time you would engage in the same conversation topic, he say he listened last time but would love to hear you talk about it again) he had a gift to give you, presented in a gorgeous box. opening it, you gasped. it was a necklace, an oval pendant, and the gem was the same color as the magestone on grim’s color. “it’s not a magestone but it matches the color of grim’s. so i thought it would help you blend in more and not feel left out with all of us having magestones.” he smiles. you could only tear up and hug him tightly, catching him slightly off guard and causing him to fall against the pillows. but he held you close under the stars.

epel felmier

you weren’t a big fan of apples because your parent made you eat them when you were younger. but gradually through epel, you grew to love them. you grew to associate apples with him! the boy spent hours making sure to create an intricate apple carving, something much more intricate than the first time you guys met. his hand cramped really badly but when he was done, he couldn’t be any prouder of the work he had done. the date was a simple exchange of gifts where you guys planned to sit together and enjoy each other’s company. other people were going all out. but you were satisfied being in epel’s presence. though it seemed the two of you had the same idea for food because you based him an apple pie and he gave you an apple carving that reminded you of your first meeting. as you guys were admiring your gifts, you said something suddenly. epel was shocked to hear that you wanted to go on a ride on his motorcycle. how could he say no?! nevertheless, you kind of held onto him as tight as you could and afterwards, you were dizzy.

SAVANACLAW

leona kingscholar

leona wasn’t one to put much effort. in anything really. but for you, he would. you managed to slowly edge him out of being less lazy every single day. it started off small, like him getting up five minutes before hand. and eventually it evolved in him getting his own lunch (much to ruggie’s relief). he wasn’t sure what to do for valentine’s day but you reassured him that you were going to bring food and they could eat where ever. after some thinking, the second prince decided to set up dining area in his room. he added candles, pillows, and even stole some plates and cutlery from the cafeteria. when you arrived with the basket with food, he had a deep blush on his face. “i, uh, prepared a place for us to eat.” you smiled and told him how sweet his way. leona scoffed at the compliment, his cheeks becoming darker. much to his surprise, you brought dishes and cutlery so he didn’t need to steal them. but you still appreciated the effort he put for your valentine’s date.

ruggie bucchi

ruggie wasn’t one to celebrate holidays. but you were! during christmas, you went white mom crazy! that’s how much you loved the holidays and decorating too. he wasn’t expecting a surprise until he walked into his room, which was exploding with decorations that set up a romantic mood for the night. and there you were, sitting on the floor, fussing over something in your hands while a pile of gifts rested next to you. crocheting and knitting was your thing. it was your way of coping with stress. and you were really stressed for the past month. so naturally you just crocheted a ton of gifts for ruggie including: a scarf, a tote bag, and a hyena plushie. you were busy trying to fix up the one imperfection you found with the scarf when he sat down next to you and told you it looked perfect. you screamed and almost fell over, causing him concern. but eventually you got over your initial shock before you presented gifts. “wow i...i feel bad. i didn’t really get you anything.” he mutters. you smile and tell him you understand before giving him a kiss on the cheek.

jack howl

jack was unsure how to go about a romantic date for valentine’s day. but you said you would take care of it and to just meet you at the mostro lounge. you weren’t going to put the energy into cooking or anything. that was too exhausting. plus there was food on sale at the mostro lounge for their valentine’s day menu. jack met you on time with a nice shirt tucked into his pants. he still made an effort in his appearance and his small pink blush made you blush. you had a gift for him too. when he opened the box, he was surprised to see a hoodie. but you explained that it was big and it should be comfortable enough for him to have his ears under the hood so he wouldn’t get cold in the winter when he was training. his face immediately went red as he realized just how sweet and thoughtful the gift was.

OCTAVINELLE

azul ashengrotto

azul’s willing to grant wishes for his fellow students. they always came at a cost. but for you? he would do it for free. no cost. the man would do anything for you. of course, he had to go all out. the mostro lounge would surely be full of students who want to get food with their friends and take the valentine’s day discount (15% off!). he made sure to separate a table for the two of you. he knew a guy to get everything (not to mention epel had offered him a box of his family’s apples which azul put to good use for a special valentine’s day menu). as you sat down, azul offered you a red camellia. when you asked why it wasn’t a rose, he simply replied, “a red camellia, in floral language, means you, the receiver, are a flame in my heart.” when did azul get so sappy? your cheeks felt warm as you leaned over and pulled out a box from your bag. you really liked sewing and took on embroidery as a hobby in order to destress from all the overblotting you’ve gone through. azul’s eyebrow rose as you slid the box to him and he opened it. his eyes widened as he looked at the silk tie with seashells embroidered on the tie. oh and you weren’t done yet. you pulled out a bigger box and when he opened it, he was surprised to see a new button down shirt. and on his cuffs were the same embroidered seashells on his tie. azul could feel himself blushing hard and becoming flustered which made you laugh. the food served was his favorite. he said you needed to try the fried chicken recipe because you made the best friend chicken he’s ever had.

jade leech

jade is a romantic and he believes in traditional romance dates. he knows how to romance so valentine’s day was something very easy for him. he spent days prepping everything for the three course meal he had planned. being blindfolded the day of was something you were not keen on. after all, you needed your sight. but jade reassured you that he would take care of you. and you could feel your knees become weak when he removed the blindfold to reveal the cute set up. a table at the mostro lounge had been reserved for the two of you. there were lit candles to illuminate the darkness. rose petals decorated the table and a bouquet of roses rested in a glass vase. he sat you down, a napkin and cutlery set already spread out for you. the first meal was a mushroom risotto (mushrooms picked fresh of course). the second was a chicken curry (recipe courtesy of jamil) with basmati rice. the final dish was a chocolate croissant with berries and cream. you were completely shocked at the effort jade had gone through and at the end of the dinner, you cried. jade wondered if he did something wrong but you admit that no one has ever put in such an effort for you and it made you feel so loved that you started crying.

floyd leech

floyd isn’t the romantic type. in fact, he’s completely clueless on what to do. despite not exactly knowing what couples on land do on valentine’s day, he tried his best. he made sure to gather as many tips as possible, even from riddle (who was annoyed that floyd was asking him during riddle’s own preparations for valentine’s day). what the twin brother decided to do is be normal. he bought some roses and chocolates (like the fancy kind). his cheeks were red as he presented you your gifts, asking if you could go to his room. you guys sat on his bed together, sharing the chocolates between you two as he told you jokes and teased you with corny lines. the final thing that broke you into a stomach-aching laughter was him reaching behind your ear and pulling out a rose.

SCARABIA

kalim al-asim

this man is going all out. fancy dinner, mood lighting, flowers, music, dancing, and to end the night? a magic carpet ride. kalim’s the romantic with the candlelit dinner and flowers. he’s excited for the entire day and even though jamil does most of his own work, kalim becomes hands on with the whole process. he wants to add his person touches and it looks a little messy but you like it because it has kalim’s own charm. he can’t stop smiling throughout the entire night and he has such a lovesick look in his eyes. he loves that look of wonder on your face as you go up into the sky, looking at the bright stars of scarabia’s own mirror world. it’s cool with the wind in your hair. well, maybe it gets too chilly. don’t worry. kalim has a shawl to keep you warm which also turns out to be your valentine’s day present. jamil taught him how to embroider so it’s embroidered by kalim himself. it’s like the setting: messy but with an intricate pattern. and as you wrap yourself in the shawl, you feel your eyes begin to close as the magic carpet lands. kalim carries you on his back, back to ramshackle, and stays in the abandoned dorm with you to keep you company. when you wake up the next day, your cheeks are slightly hot as emotions surged in your chest from the valentine’s date.

jamil viper

jamil’s a simple man. he’s all for a traditional valentine’s day. dinner, gifts, and looking at the stars. he kind of has to keep it simple so he can watch over kalim and make sure kalim doesn’t burn down the kitchen for his own date. but jamil cooks your favorite food. it has a twisted wonderland twist because their ingredients are different from your world’s. but when you taste it, it reminds you of home. the suddenly overwhelming feeling of homesickness begins to take over you and you start to tear up as you realize just how much you miss home. you don’t mind it here but you’ve had to deal with quite a lot, much more than the normal person in twisted wonderland. jamil thinks he did something wrong but calmly asks if everything’s okay. you say it’s fine but he knows better. you know he knows. he doesn’t push it, simply moving close to you to provide some chai and a hug. his embrace is warm and comforting, so you relax as you both look at the stars with a silent understanding.

IGNIHYDE

idia shroud

it’s a night in for the two of you. idia didn’t believe in having a valentine’s date and was going to treat it as a regular date between the two of you until ortho relayed to idia that you expressed a desire for a special date. idia thought long and hard about it and eventually decided that it would be best to take you out. it was extremely exhausting having to spend weeks mentally preparing himself and challenging himself to go out so he can get used to people. nevertheless, when valentine’s day came, he was a mess. clinging to you, muttering to himself. you could only laugh and say how adorable he was. dinner was good and you made sure to express your appreciation for idia because he went through all this trouble to take you out to dinner even if it was against his personality. after leaving, you suggest that you guys should go back to ignihyde and play some games to let idia unwind. he was extremely relieved to hear that and gladly went back. attempting to beat him at his games was useless because he always somehow managed to beat you, even by a sliver of health. so you rested comfily in his sweater, watching him play and giving some sports like commentary, making him laugh. though it probably wasn’t a good idea to stay up all night staring at a screen. you had gone to sleep with your eyes sore.

[jasminelyoko57]

Detective Yuu - characters’ nationalities

As I said before, in this AU, all characters have nationalities. This is based on my interpretations/headcanons (do not take it seriously). 

I tried to match them based on their tales origin (some will not match) and add some “spices” a bit.

The main characters

Yuu Kan’no* = Japanese (* fan surname)

Epel Felmier = German (half Finnish)

Divus Crewel = English

Jack Howl = English

Ace Trappola = English (half Italian)

Deuce Spade = English

Sebek Zigvolt = Australian

The police

Riddle Rosehearts = English

Trey Clover = English (half American)

Cater Diamond = English

Malleus Draconia = French (half Romanian)

Lilia Vanrouge = French

Silver = French

Rook Hunt = French (half German)

The Octavinelle Mafia (not limited to Octanivelle members only)

Azul Ashengrotto = Danish (part Italian/Portuguese)

Jade Leech = Danish

Floyd Leech = Danish

Vil Schoenheit = German

Leona Kingscholar = American

Ruggie Bucchi = Argentinian (half Italian)

The MI6 agents

Jamil Viper = English (part Iranian)

Kalim Al-Asim = English (part Iranian)

Idia Shroud = English (half Greek)

Ortho Shroud = English (half Greek)

[janumun]

Scribble Offerings!

Requests are now open, folks! Up to the 11th of July, 2021, 4pm (GMT+2) you can send me a character(s) of your choosing, from the fandoms listed below and ask for one of the following (or leave it up to my discretion. All my thanks to @/pseudofaux for allowing me use of this format 🙇🏽‍♀️):

3 headcanons for one character. You can ask for each of the headcanons to be based on different ideas or you can have them all centered on one. (For example: you can either ask for 3 pregnancy headcanons for Yoo Se-ah or you can ask for one headcanon each for pregnancy, parenthood and one of my own choosing, for her.)

1 headcanon for three characters. We all have multiple favorites and if you have the same problem as I do and cannot choose, send me 3 characters with a prompt/theme of your choice. If you are succinct, you can even send me 3 different ideas for all 3 characters. (For example: one NSFW headcanon for Gojo Satoru, one fluff headcanon for Mouri Motonari and one NSFW alphabet, letter Y for Malleus Draconia.) Yes, you are free to use the NSFW alphabet (template link here) for your requests, I welcome it.

a drabble for a character(s) with your specified theme/idea. Word count can range anywhere from 100 to 1000 words. (For example: Solomon/Simeon polyamory smut with a female reader, who has a spitting kink)

Guidelines are listed below the cut.

Exception to the fandom listing above:

My friends and/or mutuals, if they’d like to 🙇🏽‍♀️, can ask me for any of the fandoms [or characters] I’ve ever written for (even ones excluded above, like the Ikemen series, MysMe, MLQC etc) or am currently in (Fruits Basket, Nanatsu no Taizai etc), within the provided Ask format! [I adore YOU and would like to provide almost anything I can, for you!]

Guidelines

Please limit yourself to one request only. Please take note: with fandoms, like JJK and Twst, I will only write for the characters mentioned above.

Requests are filled with a default female reader and a SFW rating. I will not be able to give you a spice story, if your request doesn’t mention your exact needs (smut, fluff or angst) and preferred pronouns. I’m happy to write for character/reader, character/character and poly.

Speaking of exact needs, please be specific in your Ask. If you ask me for an inexperienced female reader with Divus Crewel, for instance, I can’t tell if you’re expecting a virgin or one who has limited romantic experience. So, please feel free to let me know which character has which kink, who wants to get down to what kind of nasty, and the like. Thank you.

I am okay with writing for a wide variety of themes, ranging from sweet fluff, gentle vanilla smut, angst to dark content and most (!) kinks. Be unashamed (this is for you, people who have apologized over requesting ‘dirty’ content, ILU for it), just go ahead and ask! [Pro-tip: Anon option saves face and kinks! 😆]

I am not good at writing certain everyday/very ‘normal’ scenarios and shenanigans. If you ask me for an amusement park date, or assembling IKEA furniture, for example, I won’t know how to write that without distracting myself a million times. [Sorry, you all, I mostly thrive on babies, destruction, angst and smut] This is a very vague no-go area so you can absolutely check in with me beforehand (Anon or not) to see if your request is something I can write (hand holding, for instance, is a general scenario but I can whip up something cute or spicy for that).

To reiterate: Any idea or prompt is good to go, as long as it fits within the bounds of the provided format. For example, requests like: jealousy headcanons for all Heartslabyul residents [I’m not offering all Heartslabyul characters], or an idea that’s too long to fit in a drabble; I wouldn’t be able to write for, with my current schedule. So please, do go ahead and ask me for any (boundary) food you’d like, I’d be happy to provide.

Please don’t hesitate to reach out (asks, messages, anon) if you have any questions; always happy to answer! That’s about it, thank you to all those who continue to share their amusing ideas with me, leave likes, comments and reblog (bonus: with your reaction tags? thank YOU). Happy requesting. 🙇🏽‍♀️

[doubledgesword-2]

Requests are Closed!! Gotta finish the ones I have to free the slots!!!

Hello! This tea cup knows there's no one around yet but just in case someone comes by and is interested I accept requests from the following fandoms and characters:

Hunter x Hunter (Rose tea)

· Hisoka Morrow

· Illumi Zoldyck

· Chrollo Lucilfer

· Feitan

· Shalnark

· Killua (Aged)

· Kurapika

Kimetsu No Yaiba (Lemongrass tea)

· Muzan Kibutsuji

· Douma

· Tanjiro Kamado

· Kyojuro Rengoku

· Enmu

· Inosuke Hashibira

Twisted Wonderland (Matcha)

· Riddle Rosehearts

· Trey Clover

· Cater Diamond

· Azul Ashengrotto

· Jade Leech

· Floyd Leech

· Leona Kingscholar

· Jack Howl

· Kalim-Al Asim

· Jamil Viper

· Vil Schoenheit

· Rook Hunt

· Idia Shroud

· Malleus Draconia

· Lilia Vanrogue

· Divus Crewel

· Dire Crowley

· Che'nya

Requests Rules:

Do's

· Fluff

· Domestic scenarios

· Scenarios

· Headcannons

· Yandere

· Slight smut (implied, nothing explicit)

· Monster/creature Au ( no angels or demons, gimme a different spice)

·ABO Dynamics (alpha/beta/omega)

· AUs

· Might consider other characters not on list if the request is really good and detailed!

Don'ts

· Underage (has to be +17)

· Incest (Parent or sister/brother)

· Necrophilia

· Pedophilia

· character x character x reader (see previous works for the reasons)

· Among others that will be notified in the moment!

When I receive a nice amount of requests, I'll make a masterlist!

[teashopwritingzz]

Tea Menu

This is where I keep a sort of table of contents-esque thing. Mostly because I need a little key to look at instead of trying to find an order the character is in...

So, here’s all the twst characters and what tea I assigned them as!

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Riddle Rosehearts: Rose Milk Tea

Trey Clover: Spiced Honey tea

Cater Diamond: Raspberry Iced Tea

Ace Trappola: Cherry Pie Iced Tea

Deuce Spade: Earl Grey Tea

Leona Kingscholar: Decaf Lemon Jasmine Tea

Ruggie Bucchi: Basic Milk Tea

Jack Howl: Apricot-Peach Tea

Azul Ashengrotto: True Blueberry Tea

Jade Leech: Honeysuckle Peach Tea

Floyd Leech: Honeysuckle Iced Tea

Kalim Al-Asim: Masala Chai

Jamil Viper: Lavender Chai

Vil Schoenheit: Taro Milk Tea

Rook Hunt: French Vanilla Black Tea

Epel Felmier: Cinnamon Apple Herbal Tea

Idia Shroud: Coconut Butterfly Pea Flower Tea

Ortho Shroud: Iced White Pear Tea

Malleus Draconia: Jasmine Green Tea

Lilia Vanrouge: Spiced Black Tea

Silver: Decaf Cinnamon Vanilla Tea

Sebek Zigvolt: Pure Matcha Tea

Dire Crowley: Black Tea Hot Toddy

Divus Crewel: White Tea with Black Currant Cordial

Sam: Color Changing Magic Lemonade

Che’nya: Lavender Lemonade

Neige LeBlanche: Blackberry Sweet Tea

Yū Kaku: Blueberry Lemonade

Clementine Hubert: Blackberry Raspberry Hibiscus Tea

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

Here's a question then, if Divus were to be an ex student of NRC, what Dorm do you think he'd be in(although this one's pretty obvious but still) and what kind of student would he be? In my opinion he seems like the smart one who often gets into trouble for sassing up his teachers.

I have seen some fan art floating around that depicts Crewel as the former Pomefiore dorm leader. Sometimes I see the other staff, too! Crowley in Diasomnia, Ashton in Savanaclaw, Sam in Octavinelle, and Trein in Heartslabyul. I think those are fitting for them!

Crewel definitely seems like he was the fashionable bad boy back in his day. He’s smart, but rebellious--no one will tell this top dog what to do, or how to do it!

The type to skip class just because he can. Probably rolls up to second lecture 20 minutes late with massive sunglasses on and a pumpkin spice latte in hand. And sits with his feet propped up on his desk (but in such a way that it doesn’t damage his expensive designer shoes). Has his own posse of fashion police, the definition of a Heather, and a Mean Girl (TM).

[cocoa-twstd]

Professor Sheetal

Name: Sheetal

Alias: The jungle tiger

Occupation: Professor of the Biology and Magical Creatures class, in charge of the Gardening Workshop

Age: 37 years

Birthday: [???]

Male gender

Height: 2.0 m / 200 cm / 6'5

Likes:

Gardening

Carnivorous plants

The smell of meat cooking

Black stripes on an orange surface

Humidity and heat

Long-haired girls

Tea time

Dislikes:

Cold

Cauliflower vegetable

The monkeys

The fire

Smoking and cigarette smoke

Appearance: tall, somewhat stout man with somewhat whitish beard, yellow eyes, reddish orange hair, scratch wounds on his face: one scratch on the right side, 3 small scratches on the left side, three large diagonal scratches on his chest on the side right, a burn on his back.

He wears as accessories a gemstone necklace and 3 sharp tiger nails he faced, a gold earring on his right ear, a light colored scarf over a cream colored shirt, a colored cloth belt, semi pants. Baggy black, and brown Indú men's shoes, he is of the tiger race therefore he has ears and tail of a tiger, his left ear is scratched and open parts.

Personality: Sheetal is a passive man, although his gaze is very strong and to a certain extent chilling, he has no problem asking about his scars, only that he does not allow them to see his back, he is quite flirtatious with the women he says to himself like a "Playboy" (note: he is also somewhat promiscuous in his relationships). Despite being selected in Savanaclaw over time, Sheetal changed his attitude of animal rudeness to a calmer and more educated thanks to his fiancée.

Hobbie:

Flirt with women

Have tea and dessert

Take care of the botanical garden

Background: He was a student of Night Reaven Collage, chosen in the Savanaclaw dormitory, during his three years in the academy, he became friends with a student from Scarabia, who loved snakes, once he finished his studies and graduated he asked to be his couple and travel the corners of the world, in several of his adventures he obtained in body those wounds of battles that he sustained in his expeditions through wild territories in search of those magical animals and report his findings in the academy and in history books, however In the last one he carried out, a fire caused by hunters caused more than half of the territory to lose its flora and fauna and also his fiancee, who died trying to rescue a wolf cub, Sheetal in an attempt to save her. I introduce into the jungle for an attempt to rescue her, however far from it, a branch red hot from the fire fell on her back preventing her rescue and becoming unconscious, the Scatters and auxiliaries who tried to put out the fire rescued him and brought him to the aid of the healer. Upon regaining consciousness they informed him of the unfortunate news that his fiancee had been burned by the flames in a heroic attempt.

Sheetal needed assistance and since he had no living family member, he was assisted by some volunteers for the fire incident, which were Caramel, Cocoa and the mother of the young women, who healed the wounds on his back, which was the most serious, while the young women helped him to his minor injuries. On one occasion he confused Cocoa with his fiancée, seeing her with her hair down, which Cocoa startled took as a pervert, which she called her sister, however she explained why she acted like this, Cocoa still distrustful attended little to see him.

When Sheetal recovered, she apologized to the young Cocoa, explaining the confusion she had, Cocoa then on the advice of her mother tried to understand the situation of Sheetal, sharing a little of her time, knowing a little about the other, 2 years later she was recruited to be a teacher at Night Reaven Collage being in charge of the Biology and Magical Creatures classes and in charge of the Gardening Workshop.

Relaciones en Night Reaven Collage:

Director Crowley: He went personally to recruit Sheetal in his second year of recovery, since with the knowledge he had of nature and magical creatures, he would be a good teacher, in addition to being in charge of the botanical garden.

Grim: Sheetal is curious about this animal since he has never seen one like it, he is excited to study it.

Divus Crewel: The professor of magical sciences does not like his attitude towards fur fashion very much, although he admits that he is someone wise in his subject.

Mozus Trein: The professor of magical history, with whom he gets to start the conversation a little more, being that they occasionally have tea together for a talk.

Ashton Vargas: The person in charge of physical education subjects, has not talked much with this teacher but sees that he is someone very impulsive and narcissistic, what Sheetal calls "The Great Horned Deer".

Sam: The vendor of the "Mr. S’s Mystery Shop", occasionally goes to his store to buy his pack of spices for his tea and some special walnut cookies that he asks for.