#distinguishedvoidkid

[homocidalpotat]

Intro post under the cut!

Please read it though, I sorted it out so it should be very simple to read :3

Basic introduction

This post is probably on the boring side, and quite lengthy but if you can be bothered to read it I would really appreciate it.

URL stuff: Link! (in case my url offends/confuses you)

Name: Jasper

Gender: Alexigender/genderqueer/genderfluid/non-binary, whatever, I don't massively care lol

Pronouns: They/them mostly but I'm happy anything other than she/her

Theriotypes (yeah, I'm a therian/otherhearted!): Bats, foxes, Burmese mountain dogs, moths

MBTI and Zodiac: INTJ, Scorpio (I don't believe in zodiac sign meanings or anything but if you want to know, here!)

Other blogs/sideblogs: link

DNI

Discriminators, racists, homophobes, aphobes, transphobes, sexists, terfs, nazis, radfems, radqueers, anti-endos, antifurs, anti therians, proshippers, pedophiles, rapists, haters, donation blogs

I am a minor, so don't tag or show me anything that might not be appropriate. Literally anything NSFW. Anything 18+. Anything sexual at all (plus, I'm sex-repulsed) is a really big no.

Please don't harass me- with spam, in my DMs/askbox; about ANYTHING. If you have a problem with something I say or do, just talk to me calmly? It's not the end of the world if you don't like my posts. Block me if you want, I don't really care.

For mutuals and other people that tag me- PLEASE DON'T TAG ME IN STUFF ABOUT BAD MENTAL HEALTH!!! This includes trauma dump chains.

Donations/gofundmes

As I'm a minor with no money I can't donate to any funds for anything or anyone. I might not reblog donation posts if there are triggering subjects on it, but if I feel able to, I will. Please don't send me asks/DMs for donations/help, here is why I have said this . I mean any asks, no matter your situation or nationality. I'm not doing favouritism.

Link to Daily Clicks for Palestine: here

I made a petition for perfume use in schools here, please sign it! Here's the post about it.

Queer stuff

I'm asexual and sex repulsed. I am also genderqueer/genderfluid/alexigender, so I don't mind what terminology or pronouns you use on me but I prefer more neutral ones. I don't know how to label my sexuality but I'm just calling it queer. I'm in a loving, long-term romantic relationship with the wonderful @names-confuse-me (they're called Erin and he's awesome!).

I will always respect your pronouns and identity and I am a safe person to speak to about this (and most other things). If I don't know your pronouns I will use they/them until I find out. Sometimes I don't fully understand an identity but I will always respect and acknowledge it!

Queer dictionary (genuinely a lifesaver): Link!!! And here's the link to the post I made about it!

Mental Health stuff

I am officially diagnosed with autism, and I might have OCD. My parents think I have ADHD, as well as probably synthensia. But in short I am neurodivergent, so would really appreciate a safe environment for me, if you can provide it!

I also have vivid hallucinations, panic attacks, I self harm, etc. I have a vent blog so I won't mention it here, and I always use trigger warnings. This shouldn't be an issue but if you really dont want to see that stuff, don't follow me probably.

Sometimes people tag/dm/ask/reblog something to me and I don't respond. I'm not ghosting you, I don't hate you, you haven't done anything wrong. I am a depressed teenager with strict parents and little-to-no motivation half the time. Sorry if this bothers you but I just can't sometimes.

Please don't purposefully harass or upset me. You will be blocked and reported.

Here is a post I made about my boundaries for people coming to vent to me: link

Note about my content

Everything I say is gender neutral (e.g. dude, bro, girlie) but I will always use your preferred pronouns and be as affirming for you as possible. If you aren't okay with me referring to you with gendered words that you don't like, even ironically, just shout! I won't be upset and I will stop straight away

Everything is platonic as well. I might say things like "I love you" or a silly, sappy thing but it is completely platonic. Again, if you don't like that, I can very easily stop. I do say romantic things to Erin, but you can avoid that with a tag I mention just below this!

Sometimes I might post something rash, rude or wrong without realising. Please call me out on this sort of thing, and I'd really appreciate it if you do so calmly. I am neurodivergent, which might excuse me for posting something like that, but it won't justify it.

This blog is pretty much entirely SFW. I don't often reblog things that are NSFW (depending on your definition of NSFW, I might never have), but if I think something is even slightly inappropriate or triggering, I will tag it <3

My tags, that I will try to use (but often forget to):

Original posts: jasper did a thing

Reblogs: jasper saw a thing

Conversational reblogs: jasper is doing the speech

Asks: jasper spreads their limited wisdom

Being romantic with my partner: channel simp

What I post/interests

Stuff I like: Nature (yes! all of it... except most molluscs), music, being whimsical, understanding the world around me, being gay (and doing crimes), making other people feel happy, my dog and two rabbits, being creative, dinosaurs, geology, going exploring anywhere, big long walks, my partner, gaming, binge watching, making friends, i-will-add-to-this-list-when-i-can-think-of-stuff

Media I interact with: Legend of Zelda (specifically TOTK, BOTW and Skyward Sword), Good Omens, Our Flag Means Death, Jurassic Park/World, the Hunger Games and the Owl House, the Lord of the Rings, Gravity Falls, She-Ra, Brooklyn 99, the Good Place, Heartstopper, Doctor Who, What We Do In The Shadows, Portal, Delicious in Dungeon, Green Day, Dead Boy Detectives

Ships I interact with: Ineffable Spouses (Good Omens), Sidlink (TOTK/BOTW), Johnlock (BBC Sherlock) and BlackBonnet (OFMD), Lumity (TOH), Raeda (TOH), a bunch of other TOH ships, Farcille (DID), Kabru (DID), Payneland (DBD)

I don't always post a huge amount of some of these fandoms/ships/media, so if you plan on following me for them, maybe just have a snoop around my account for a bit first. You might find that I hardly ever interact with the content. Maybe if you prompt me to I will. The lists don't necessarily include everything I like because I don't have that memory.

On this blog you can expect posts/reblogs about the fandoms in, memes, shitposts, and just a friendly face to chat to. I love asks! I'm always happy to receive one (PLEASE send me asks I'm lonely).

Mutuals

I will add your username to a Google Sheets, where I list whether or not I can tag you in certain things. If you haven't checked it out already, please respond to this post, mutuals! It's purely for your benefit! I will try and update the document every time I get a new mutual but I don't always remember.

I hope I can add some more amazing tumblrinas to my list! The community here is delightful <33

Credits

My header image is from Pinterest images that I put together and I made my profile picture. Credit to @visceracture and @zack-agere for making the dividers in this post. Thank you!

[distinguishedvoidkid]

Intro post!

Name: Jasper

Age: Minor

Pronouns: they/them/any (except she/her)

Here is a link to my other account's ( @homocidalpotat ) intro post. I'm the same person, I just made the other blog because this one was briefly terminated and I replaced it.

This blog is inactive for the most part but I check in on it sometimes and maybe will post/reblog something every now and then. I'm mostly using it if I reach the post limit to be honest...

If you are thinking about following me, probably follow the other account...

Credit to @strangergraphics for the divider in this post

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WHO ELSE COULD IT BE

~ 🥯 ~

boo

does goooogleeee like bagels ?? owo

— someone that prefers to be called a name that starts with b and ends with y

Yeah I do...bingboy?

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Thank you @distinguishedvoidkid for the submission!

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@distinguishedvoidkid @raccooninboat @itsartistickiwi @shoppinginacart @grumelot123 @rook2ii if I was a crystal what kind would I be (this is a very important question so take it seriously)

[homocidalpotat]

All of my blogs!!!

@homocidalpotat is this blog, my main. I reblog and post things about my fandoms, chat to people and just be myself

@distinguishedvoidkid is my old main and now spare blog. I use this when I reach the post limit

@blue-official is my gimmick blog for the colour blue

@maid-martha is my roleplay blog set in the Victorian era. Here is a post with more about it: link

@jasper-takes-photos is my photography blog

@less-homocidal-potat is my blog for interacting with moots (but I always forget to use it)

@hoodies-official is my gimmick blog for hoodies

I have a vent blog but I won't add that to this post

@badgerscalesgreatestfan is my blog for being nice to @yourlocalbadgerscales hehe

@marauderingpotat is my blog for posting about the marauders era. Don't look at it if you don't want to see it. Obviously, fuck JKR, I'm only there for the dead gay wizards. Might delete later to be honest

@tobyposting is my blog for my dog, Toby.

@totally-etsy is my gimmick blog for Etsy

I have a secret blog, but that's not being listed either

@spammingpotat is my spam blog

@our-ace-experience is my blog about asexuality

@i-steal-gender is my blog where I steal gender

@genuinely-ginger-for-real is my gimmick blog for ginger

@jasper-jots-shit-down is my journal/diary blog

Please interact on any and all of those blogs!!

Potato is my Spotify

homocidalpotat is my Pinterest

Potato779518 is my Duolingo

potato.98 is my Airbuds

homocidalpotat is my Discord

Note: don't follow any of my personal accounts unless we are mutuals or at least you follow me here and interact with me a fair amount. If you are harassing me outside of this blog I will still just block and report. If you simply must harass me, keep it to this blog.

[distinguishedvoidkid]

they should make fanfic/fanart reading a religion and say u need to spend 4 hours at least studying it daily and then its a religion so ur boss cant say u cant

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How are my mutuals doing today? 💞💞

(@ing the ones I have interacted with today lol)

@distinguishedvoidkid @grumelot123 @lunarcr0ssing

[homocidalpotat]

Guys!!! This is me promoting some of my blogs!

@distinguishedvoidkid is my old account. It got deactivated for a couple of days (idk why) and that's why I made this blog. I use it when I am on the post limit.

@blue-official is a gimmick blog for the colour blue. I really need interaction there. It's getting a bit dead currently.

@jasper-takes-photos (its not tagging for me, sorry) is my photography blog!

@less-homocidal-potat is my blog for interacting with mutuals or likewise. Send me an ask or tag me or whatever :3

@hoodies-official (again, not tagging itself) is my gimmick blog for hoodies! I haven't had ANY interaction on it yet, and everyone loves hoodies! IN TER RACT! PLEASE

I also have a vent blog and a roleplay blog, but I don't want/need interaction there.

[distinguishedvoidkid]

Part two of my Good Omens fanfic

( https://www.tumblr.com/distinguishedvoidkid/740773390074380288/i-cant-think-of-a-title-yet?source=share link to part one)

I think i am going to call it Hidden but like idk lol names are sub optimal

TW: Physical and emotional abuse (i think), light swearing

Aziraphale POV

How could I do this? Why did I go with the Metatron? It is almost as though... I was drugged? God knows...

But I don't want to be here now, at any cost. I want to apologise to my beloved Crowley. I have ignored him and my love for him for so many years, convinced Heaven was above him, and in the right. But I was wrong. So, so wrong.

Crowley just wanted things to go by, without meddling from Heaven or Hell. He just wanted peace, and calm (maybe with some level of interfering, purely for entertainment, bless him). Heaven was all about war and victory and their definition of the greater good. They are exhausting.

And they made Crowley Fall, for asking questions. Surely Heaven should promote curiosity and enthusiasm, and a passion for their creations.

It felt like hours in that lift with the Metatron, just me and my thoughts. But eventually, we exited it, and he guided me to a desk.

"Aziraphale. If you don't mind, you need to fill in these forms, just some insurance and that sort of thing. You don't even need to read it!" I was handed a form.

Of course, I read all of these terms. How could I not? It listed horrible things like:

"I am not to eat human food"

"I will only interact with a demon if I have explicit permission from the Metatron"

"The terms of this form can only be unwritten by another angel"

These rules claimed to only be enforced with minor punishments, such as a week tutoring the lower angels. No problem right? I'd love to help angels like Muriel, and maybe get them to see Crowley and I's point of view, instead of Heaven's. And I can only do it if I see Crowley? Or have some crêpes? This deal doesn't seem too bad at all! Why would it need to be unwritten anyways?

But then came the blow.

"I vow never to interact with the demon Crowley. Doing so will result in various bodily parts being bathed in boiling sulphur, freely attacked by hellhounds, or tortured by angels."

Fuck.

The Metatron was tapping his foot impatiently. "Aziraphale, you really needn't read it..."

"Never? Never interact with Crowley? I CALL BULLSHIT, MY GOOD SIR! I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT SIGNING THIS FORM, YOU SCOUNDREL!"

The Metatron sighed. "Must we really, Aziraphale? We both have things we must get to. Yours are quite exciting!"

I huffed. "Yes we must. I will not sign this paper. No way in Heaven!"

The old man snapped his fingers and turned away from me. Uriel appeared and roughly handcuffed me. Sandalphon also appeared, and took a small blade to my throat.

"I think you will sign it. You wouldn't want to get hurt, would you now"

I swallowed, feeling the sharp blade on my neck. Sandalphon pressed down, gently, just enough to draw a drop of blood. I winced. "Fine!" I burst out

"Ah! I knew you'd come around, young man!"

I reluctantly picked up the golden pen on the desk, and signed my name. I had a plan, I just had to get some gears turning right?

Sandalphon, Uriel and the handcuffs vanished.

"Well," smiled the Metatron. "Let's get started..."

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hello it is me distinguishedvoidkid my blog got terminated for some reason

can u still see my profile? cos i dont remember everyone i followed

Oh no that sucks im sorry :( is there any way to get the termination appealed?

I can see your old blog if i scroll down through our reblog convo's but unfortunatly that's the only trace...

do you know why it got terminated

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@grumelot123 @distinguishedvoidkid @oakys-sideblog and all my mutuals (there’s a lot and I’m not about to @ you all but if you see this this Reblog is for u <33)

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@distinguishedvoidkid why is a lil bit of both not an option 😭

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@distinguishedvoidkid @grumelot123 @oakys-sideblog @im-the-j-in-anthony-j-crowley <33

hello beloveds ☺️

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@distinguishedvoidkid hehe

boops you

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@distinguishedvoidkid thank you for this 💞💞

@raccooninboat @shoppinginacart @itsartistickiwi

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?