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i bet the head is insane

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i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

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cartoon I wish existed (its like my little pony but with more weed smoking)

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New gender

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Okay pretend this post is something very funny

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My douchey coworker started a story by being like, “You know Mr. Beast?”

And honest to god, I don’t, but I suspect if this coworker likes him then I wouldn’t care for him. I had the unparalleled pleasure of going, “The moldy cheese guy?”

That was the only thing I knew associated with the name.

Fully derailed him. He was absolutely baffled and stopped to google the moldy cheese scandal. So thank you tumblr, for sharing about the moldy cheese so I didn’t have to listen to that anecdote.

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this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked

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Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?

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“Oh,,, WELL LETS GET YOUR THINGS INSIDE”