#disney alternate universe

[hannahhook7744]

Badun Detective Agency Incorrect Quotes (Part 1);

Trigger warnings; death threats, faking a disability, swearing, crime, etc. Let me know if I should add to the trigger warnings.

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Hermie: Eddie, quick, reel it in! Can't you hear the music? That's a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Every sailor knows that means death! Reel it in before it's too late!

Eddie *wishing he hadn't gone fishing with Hermie* I know, I know I'm trying!

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Harry: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.

Jace: Go the fuck to sleep Harry

Harry: Rude!

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Yzla: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Eddie: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Jace: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.

Reza: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Harry: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Hermie: I have emotional scars.

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Jace: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE A SPLEEN?

Harry: Oh, I thought I told you about that.

Eddie *sipping on a slurpee* no, no. You told me about that after I told you about my kidney.

Jace: YOU'RE MISSING A KIDNEY?!

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Jace, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarette

Yzla: But Jace, we don't smoke.

Jace: Cut the crap, Yzla. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.

Jace *points at Eddie* One! *points at Harry* Two! *points at Reza* Three! *points at Hermie* Four! *points at Yzla* Five!

Jace: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarette between these two fingers!

Harry *puts a cigarette in Jace's hand*

Jace: Thank you....Light?

The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

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Hermie: I’m in love with you.

Eddie: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Hermie: I know.

Eddie: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Reza: Did it hurt when you fell-

Yzla: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt—

Reza: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Yzla:

Reza: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Eddie: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Hermie: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Eddie:

Eddie: You mean ring bearER, right?

Hermie:

Eddie: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Yzla: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate—like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Reza: This is a lie.

Reza: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.

Reza: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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Yzla: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Reza: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Yzla: Stop.

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~~~Bonus: The Protégés~~~

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Hadie *sighing* a fate worse than death.

Yzla *embarrassed and annoyed* They're burnt cupcakes! They aren't gonna kill you!

Hadie: that's what they all say.

Yzla: Who's they?!

Hadie *shrugs* They.

Yzla *turning purple with frustration as she throws her hands up* That explains nothing!

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Jace: WHY IS THERE A MAGIC PORTAL IN THE TOILET?!

Hadie and Edith: I DIDN’T DO IT! 

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Red to Danny and Glauco: If we get caught.. You're deaf, he’s blind, and I don’t speak English. Got it?

Danny: Alright. Sounds good to me.

Glauco: How am I supposed to fake being blind?

Red: I don’t know! Do I have to figure everything out myself?

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Hadie: OW! BAD MYSTERY, BAD! MY FINGER IS NOT A CHEW TOY!

Mystery *still biting his finger*

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Hadie, in the underworld with his crush: Would anyone like some refreshments? I have pomegranates!

Danny: Oooo, don’t mind if I do—

Chloe *Quickly smacks Danny’s hand before he can grab one* NO NO NO! NO POMEGRANATES!

Danny: ow! What is up with you?

Chloe *exasperated* Just do not eat anything given to you down here. Trust me, you’ll thank me later.

Hadie *pouts* It wasn’t even grown down here. 

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Maddox, seeing a banana sitting in a car seat: What the FUCK??!

Maddox, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW! 

Edith:

Maddox:

Edith: This is exactly why I have no interest in dating. 

Maddox: Do you wanna get an A in Family Studies or not?

Edith: To be perfectly honest, I think this is stupid. How is taking care of a  stupid banana with googly eyes glued on supposed to prepare us for parenthood? I don’t even want kids! We’re still kids!

Maddox *gasps dramatically and covers the Banana’s nonexistent ears* Don’t talk about Hattie like that!

Edith: You name—WE ARE NOT NAMING IT THAT!

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Deja to Maddox: Why? Why do you do this! *gestures to the stolen antique photos covering Maddox’s side room* 

Maddox: Because it’s the one thing you can’t replace.

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Lada, playing McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.

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Zuri: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Lada: Spear.

Zuri: BLOCKED.

Lada: You can’t block me! We’re in real life!

Zuri *growls* Watch me! *slams door in her face*

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Paro: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.

Panos:

Paro:

Panos: ...Please, go back to bed.

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Khalil: Hey, let’s mess with Miriam, guys! 

Avalon: Hey,Miriam, your momma so fat- 

Miriam: My mom committed multiple war crimes and is now locked in solitary confinement in a Bolivian prison. 

Everlee: Well, uh- your dad- 

Miriam: My father left when I was two to be captured and consequentially sacrificed by a group of feral ferrets. 

Avalon: The fuck- 

Lazarus: Well then... 

Khalil: Stop, Lazarus! 

Lazarus: Your grandparents so- 

Miriam: My grandmother floated into the sky like a balloon with too much helium when my grandfather spontaneously combusted. 

Miriam: You cannot best me, mortals.

Lazarus: Your brother so—

Everyone else: LAZARUS! 

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Avalon: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Khalil: Please, just say fuck.

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Lazarus *out cold on the ground*

Everlee: Oh my god, do you think they’re okay?!

Miriam, holding a bucket of ice water: Who cares?! *dumps all of the water on Lazarus’s face*

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~~~Bonus: Elle (Jace's civilian partner)~~~

Jace: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Elle: AS ENEMIES?!

Jace:

Jace: No.

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Jace, sweating: Elle, there’s something I need to ask you-

Elle: Finally! You’re proposing!

Jace: How’d you know?

Elle: Jace, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Elle: I even picked it up once.

[elijones94]

🐾🐆 What if the story of “The Jungle Book” was set in Africa? Sounds pretty interesting, doesn’t it ? The story’s setting actually takes place in the jungles of India. Years ago, I came across two pieces of “Jungle Book” fanart on Deviantart. The artist reimagined Bagheera as a leopard and Mowgli as an African native. Through editing techniques, what I saw definitely emulates possible similarities to “The Lion King”. I had been wanting for the longest time to put my approach to the fanart I saw, but found it somewhat difficult pull off. 🌴

https://www.deviantart.com/miranh/art/Request-African-Mowgli-and-Bagheera-636707219

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/78/02/86/780286619e72abb6bc88cb5cc6627d99.jpg

https://www.deviantart.com/miranh/art/African-Mowgli-and-Kaa-681120245

[hasnomoxxie]

IM SORRY IVE BEEN BUSY MAKING THIS LEVITY RISES INTRO ANIMATIC

song by @maddiesmiles I love her she's so cool

Swaps to note from this:

Bill Cypher // Smile dip Puppies

Read about them here

The altered intro end was moreso to reference the animatics unused one!

Darlene // Paul Bunyan

(Yeah this does mean mason fails to flirt with him Paul, half because he knows he's a cryptid ithink. Paul probably turns into a blue minotaur maybe. As for Darlene, she's probably just a super frequent ad mascot)

Waddles // The axolotl

(the axolotl is called wades! Bc of this change, at the end of the summer Mason doesn't get his memories back immediately- it takes a few months)

Zombies // Gnomes

(I thought flipping the premise of the first episode would be fun, plus, tiny sentient zombies and tall garden gnome like cryptids that kinda stand there sound COOL)

I've been seeing the messages in the inbox, I'll get to answering them soon 😭😭😭

[cosmonavo]

Man is a cowboy now 🤠

I made a little lore for this😭😭☠️

[dicenete]

The cruel angel's thesis Will soon take flight through the window With surging, hot pathos If you betray your memories Embracing this universe and shining, young boy, become the legend!

After a huge cataclysmic event, S.T.Y.X. will have Idia pilot a giant biomechanical mecha to fight original Phantoms known as Titans who have escaped the Underworld.

Okay so this hyperfixation has consumed me for 3 days or so. Right now as I write this I don't know how to put this to words, but Shroud brothers would fit so nicely to NGE story and vibe. And the themes of isolation, loneliness and the search for connection. And cool mechas. :) There was many iconic screenshots I would have wanted to draw too but I really want to get this out and move on with my hyperfixations. Hopefully : D

Thank you for @snbn for helping me with the designs, giving feedback and most importantly: Listening to me yap about Twisted Wonderland even tho he doesn't play it. <3

[heygjo0n]

DESCENDANTS REDRAW!!!!🍎✨

I'm making an AU while I have free time 😼👍

[cobbiecrow]

That project I was talking about. The work is going slowly, but otherwise the result would not be satisfactory for me personally.

This is Circus Land Au!

[betinh3]

More of Human Au👀💕

Alex and Élodie in college🧡🖤🏫

Alex is Anxiety🧡 and Élodie is Ennui🖤

[tnbc-thoughtsandheadcanons]

"I like to think we would find each other in any universe."

[hannahhook7744]

My descendants oc aesthetics final (for Hannah Hook's crew);

Joyce 'Joy' Penelope Foxworth. Age 12. Daughter of Jenny Foxworth and Nibs. Niece of Penny (from the rescuers). Future crew member and back up, back up kid wrangler of the Stormbinger crew.

Theme song: "Die Young."

Based on my good friend, @casinotrio1965 .

Shan Bri. Age 13. Daughter of Shan Yu and sister of Shan Desiree, Shan Simon, Shan Shing, Shan Shiro, and Shan Deja. Back Up Kid Wrangler of the Stormbinger crew. Future girlfriend of Treycor Fae-Aoratos.

Theme song: 'Warriors.'

Based on my good friend, @mysticfables .

[tinyartistuko]

Don't ask, just me and my dumb Aus

I tried to make bill look similar to Phineas and Candace a bit to look like their father but still be Bill😭. I still don't if I fully like it or not.

(Phineas pointy nose and Candace long neck/head. I didn't want his head to be a triangle like Phin in his human form.)

[hasnomoxxie]

PLEASE SHOW US AUTHOR MABEL FROM LEVITY RISES PLEASE

Okay!

My inbox is flooded with messages like these, fun fact- when I started the designs I actually didn't know what to do with her- BUT NOW IK (at least some) OF WHAT I WANNA DO WITH HER.

Still trying to figure out what I wanna do with the design and lore of the bill replacement though- Still a heavy wip!

MABEL ⇆ STANFORD

Mabel takes the role of Stanford in this au! Fun loving and enthusiastic since birth, Mabel was once a budding young photographer who eventually found her way as a newspaper journalist for Levity Rises. She quickly began to notice some of the strange things happening in the town, taking pictures and objects to create her own scrapbooks. She didn't think much of it at the time, but she was certain her brother would've liked the scrapbooks. Maybe if she'd done something earlier, she wouldn't have accidentally ended up in another dimension for 30 years- oh well- at least she knows how to kick ass across 7 different dimensions. Not sure how the identity theft is gonna work yet-

OK REFRESHER ON THE OLD CAST and added Grauntie Mabel too! One of my friends suggested to call Ford 'Sixer' the same way Dipper is named, so that's what's gonna happen going forward just cause it's a cool lil detail (plus in this au Six hides his hands in a similar way to Dipper hiding his birthmark so I think it works). Notes as per usual :]

Also yeah, I put my ussy into that logo, you're gonna see it a bit

I'll still keep thinking of stuff for this au! I have a few screenshot edits planned :D

[mell0wjello]

𝓜𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓾𝓼 𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓢𝓹𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓸𝓷 𝓨𝓸𝓾...

I was thinking...

Overprotective Malleus gets so attached to their S/O that he cannot stand the thought of anything happening to them. Alternatively, his lifespan as a fae outlives yours, so the thought of you leaving him at some point down the line is a dreadful thought. One night, as you are sleeping, he puts you under a spell to keep you in a state of eternal sleep. Though he will miss your conversations dearly, at least your presence will be enough to accompany him for centuries to come...

[thezmajana]

Where the pet treatment projection towards Husk comes from 😔

[kabishkat19]

Disney Role Reverse🐚

Ursula has always had an interest in the above ocean world, keeping a secret trove of human stuff to herself especially when no other merfolk will be her friend.

It isn’t till the banished ex princess Ariel comes to her with a proposition to send her to the land world as a human; her biggest dream in order to collect a magic jewel for the princess; a jewel that could take control of the ocean from her father.

The one condition to the deal is for Ursula not to have a kiss from her true love, only then will she remain human.

[cobbiecrow]

I just like Digital Wonderland Au. It's pretty hilarious guys.

@endomentendo