#dis

[elronds-library]

A Most Unlikely Dance Partner

by Fantasyinallforms (@fantasyinallforms)

Erebor holds a masquerade ball. Another thinly veiled attempt by Dis to get him to find his One. Despite her good intentions, Thorin sees this as a pointless endeavor. He has no One. Little does he know that things have been put in motion far beyond his understanding that may lead to this being the most memorable masquerade ball of his life.

Teen, No Archive Warnings

Words: 24,597

[ncc-1701-uss-enterprise]

and they’re all autistic

[mrkida-art]

The children of Thráin II; Thorin, Frerin and Dís.

[basil--and--sage]

Uncle Thorin headcanons nobody can dissuade me from, part 1:

(part 2)

he's a big old softie

whenever he gets up from his armchair he grunts like he is 500 years old (it started the second Fíli was born. Dís was horrified)

in the morning he does that weird dad cough thing

if you want something from him in the evening you better hurry. As soon as he's sitting on the couch for more than five minutes he falls asleep

Speaking of sleeping: he's an excellent nap partner. Just plop down next to him and put your head on his shoulder and have a good nap (he usually wakes up with Kíli snoring on his shoulder)

he keeps bitching about the humidity, because that's what gets you, not the heat!

he spends a fair amount of time at home walking around in a ratty undershirt, an old pair of shorts and tattered slippers he denies owning whenever they come up in a conversation

whenever Fíli and Kíli quarrel (like siblings tend to do) he watches in silence, because when he tries to mediate, both of them unite and turn against the poor fool (=Thorin) stupid enough to interrupt them (at least they are not arguing anymore)

his favourite activity is sitting on a bench with Dwalin, sharing a pipe and staring judgingly at everbody walking past them

he snores like a troll and denies it

at home he looses his pipe constantly

in the morning he spends an hour in the bathroom. He doesn't do anything in there, but it's the only time nobody bothers him. He's incredibly offended, when Fíli wordlessly hands him a bag with dried plums one day

he's not only nearsighted, he also needs reading glasses, which he denies. Coincidentally, he keeps having those weird headaches he can't explain. Don't try to point it out, he won't listen.

(tbc)

[animentality]

[tybarious-ii]

[yichi-is-a-bitch]

TWST Incorrect quote #64

MC: "...My man Floyd just killed a goldfish..."

Floyd: *licking his lips* "Yup. Delicious"

[dreacky]

BRO WHY DIS FISH IS SO MAD😭⁉️🚨🚨

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[tvoy-ded]

Durin family sketches

[corviday]

122422.

[lonestarbattleship]

STAR TREK!

STAR TREK: link

[mrkida-art]

Dís, a child of Thráin II

[whiteladyofithilien]

If they were gonna insert a female character into the Hobbit films that wasn't in the book it should have been Dis and no one can change my mind about this

[nastiiuu]

Growing up with Dwarfs