#dirtbag parents

[the-immortal-restless]

Guys…

Hunter

Has the same voice actor as Hawks

WHAT

You’re telling me that a blonde boy who was raised by the government to be a perfect and obedient soldier, who then went undercover at least once, who has a connection to red birds, who now has a scar on his face because of the carelessness of his superior,

Has the same voice actor,

As a blonde boy who was raised by the government to be a perfect and obedient soldier, who then went undercover at least once, who has a connection to red birds and now has a scar on his face due to the carelessness of his superior?

NO WAY BRO

[sunriozz]

Had a butchlander teen au thought where HL comes to billy when he couldnt handle his abusive household and billy would put his own (motorcycle) helmet over HL's face so the latter could cry without fear of billy judging him how his family always did.

[girlishwhimsies]

Just saw your teen Kat post and love the idea of Teenage Dirtbag™️ Kat

Also can you imagine Soda venting to Darry about how hard raising a teenager is, he just wants his kid to be safe and happy, etc. But she just doesn’t listen. And on one hand he’s of course supportive and trying to give advice from his general knowledge of raising headstrong teens but also he just has to laugh that the shoes on the other foot

Also with Kat being in a band and being all angsty do you think she’d be close to Pony and may even work up the courage to show him a song she wrote, she’d say it’s not good it’s just ankut her friends and her home town and while reading it Pony is 14 again and missing his friends

-youllneverseeonthescreen (hate that you can’t send asks from side blogs)

TEEN DIRTBAG KAT IS SO GOOD AND SMART PLEASE making that a tag now actually

no cause darry would absolutely help but also bro is looking into the camera like it’s the office. it’s all coming full circle!!! no cause i could go on and onnnnnnn about kats little rebellious phase it’s soooo important to me. like she loves her parents and spends time with them etc etc but she is also Full of that curtis stubbornness and is so headstrong

ugh stop her showing pony her songs is soooooooooo!!!!! i think she would definitely think pony is pretty cool (unfortunately two bit and johnny are the only ones with true cool uncle status in her head) and he’s a writer so she Def wants his approval on smth like that and just “accidentally” leaves out lyrics for him to see and he knows damn well what she’s doing.

sigh shes everything to meeeeeee (y’all ask me about her gf cause the more is being made for her too)

[hersurvival]

I didn't go out for my 21st birthday, not because my mother wasn't begging, but I've never been that person.

To sit at a bar and order a coctail? That's not the daughter my mother raised.

She started drinking when I was 8, mixing vodka with her pills after weight loss surgery, ruining family game nights.

By 10, my siblings and I knew based on the lines in her large tumblr how much ice, vodka, and cranberry juice to mix for her. I was the oldest.

When I was 11 I took a swig from the Smirnoff bottle before I walked to the bus and was initially disgusted how it tasted just like moldy bread. But huh, it made me feel lighter.

By 13, my (second) step-father would encourage my mother to crush as many cans as he could in a night, then expect me to get her to bed when he'd leave her sick in the bathroom.

And at 14 we became the "party house" the "clubhouse" for their gang of biker friends where I'd have to watch all their children, try not to yell at my mother because she lost her shirt and kissed someone else, shove smokers back into the garage when they wandered into the house.

Insomnia stuck me hardest at 15. But the thing about a party house is we had a whole china hutch full of open bottles and a garage fridge of random beers with plenty more on their way next weekend.

By 16, I kept a metal water bottle under my bed topped off with various splashes of alcohol to grimace down before bed and I went to my first rural country-kid party. My mother would ask me to drink with her on the couch.

When I graduated after turning 17, my mother threw me a party. With their friends. At our party house.

No mimosas, jell-o shots, espresso martinis.

It wad a long folding table with red cups and dozens of bottles with fancy labels, jugs of Hawaiian punch, and 2 liter sodas.

The guy I babysat for after school "mixed" my drinks all night. Sprite, orange colored Hawaiian punch, vodka, and fireball.

Just a few years ago, my mom was mixing seltzer and orange liquer to wake up in the mornings and telling me she had quit drinking.

I managed to avoid going out for my 21st birthday because my mom isn't the type of person to go to the bar for a cocktail either.

@nosebleedclub June 9th - Espresso Martini

[initialchains]

working on a little something for valentines day :P (fake dating + teenage dirtbag x good girl trope based on 18 by anarbor)

[maddie-grove]

I was gonna make a post about how there’s YA that appeals to both kids and adults, YA that appeals to kids but adults hate it, and YA that only adults like. But then the whole thing was thrown off by me remembering that I have read multiple Diary of a Wimpy Kid books and I think that shit is hilarious.

[pattymelterqp]

Absolutely the funniest result of adulthood has been realizing that the weird strong scent in my (acted like narcs my entire childhood) parents' bedroom was the REEK of weed

[batsplat]

okay what’s up with the good wife out of all the media you reblog this is the most random one ?

it's not RANDOM omg that is a top three rewatch show to me... I love my silly little lawyers.... perfect mix of fun week to week cases, excellent side characters, interpersonal mess between the main cast, plus all the ways they'd imaginatively tackle Current Events. the good fight had a similar appeal - minus the focus on week to week cases and plus far more explicit politics. didn't always work, but it's one of those shows where I just kind of appreciated how willing they were to take a swing at it and get a bit weird about it. even in the good wife, they had so many Good Bits... the nsa agents who were super invested in the main cast's relationships, the liberal judge with all his Causes, the wife killer, LOUIS CANNING!! obviously, the 'in your opinion' lady, the google guy... also this is from the good fight but the federal investigator lady who always had the birds fly against her office window was a+ plus, it's such a dumb bit but it got me every time as a great appreciator of dumb bits. such a corny pair of shows that are very much like,, About Liberalism and a reckoning with that entire era of american life from an unabashedly liberal perspective, with all the inherent pitfalls and shortcomings of that pov... but does consistently manage to do interesting stuff with that starting point. a lawyer show that's also a bit of an autopsy of a mostly dead vision of america, kinda all you need sometimes

and I love alicia and will, my tragic heterosexuals!! the forbidden love of it all!! I love how cruel and selfish alicia was a lot of the time and how she's mostly in control of that relationship even though will SHOULD be the one in the position of power, how she's constantly using him and then pushing him away while will is so obviously besotted, how she simply keeps finding excuses to stop herself from being happy... does she even love him at all or does she just like him in theory, does she just want to be desired... how they always have 'bad timing' and just cannot figure their shit out... "it's romantic because it didn't happen".... "my plan is I love you" the unapologetic melodrama of it all!! the deleted voice message is?? crazy?? (eli goated character btw, the cheese lobby episode is still one of my favourite episodes of anything ever.) that lift scene is peak romance... when she leaves the firm and he feels so betrayed... his tantrum!! "I took you in when nobody wanted you"!! "you were POISON"!! "you're awful and you don't even know how awful you are"!! he's so pathetic and angry for half a season that he's resorting to just arguing with her in his head!!! always with their failed communications via phone and lift doors and loaded gazes across office spaces and delicate finger touches... the romance of it all, how they really could have worked but it's also so glaringly obvious why they kept falling apart... in the end all these repressed losers create their own misery... elite

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

Wasn’t ANYONE gonna tell me how good this song is???!!!!!

DID I REALLY HAVE TO FIND OUT BY MYSELF?

[cherrycat-blossom]

I am in love with Rodrick heffley

I am in love with a guy named Rodrick and ends with heffley

I am in love with a guy who started the loaded diper band

I am in love with loaded diper's drummer

I am in love with Greg heffley's older brother

I am in love with the guy who owns a creepy ass white van with loaded diper vandalized on it

I am in love with the antagonist of a book series called diary of a wimpy kid

[the-immortal-restless]

“Ramen isn’t dinner”

Well some of us don’t wanna eat fucking Mac and cheese twice in a day and don’t have the energy to make real food so how about I fucking sneak food while you fucking sleep

I’m being toxic but I’m like 15 and I feel like I’m owed some disobedience.

[chorastar]

oc doodles I did while going insane having breakfast w my moms side of the family

[heavencasteel420]

Honestly the implications for the Byers family dynamics if Jonathan gets taken to the UD instead of Will are staggering.

[olliethecrowboy]

painting my door until my parents notice

days 1 + 2

[ID: a brown wooden door with paint. a small shark with a smile in the upper right. a poorly represented kermit the frog with a mildly disappointed expression in the bottom left. underneath the kermit is a white blob. in the bottom right is another white blob, vaguely shaped like an aquatic tail emerging from water. end ID]

[wardentabriis]

Ignore that I've started other playthroughs because THIS, my friends, is my Inquisitor Cianan's sister, Eavan, who's going to kick ass and kiss elves

[dragontatoes]

I can't say it to their faces but it's sad to see how bad my friends are at being poor. they aren't on medicare. they aren't on snap. they look at me weird when I talk about grabbing stuff out of the garbage