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since there's now lots of bouncing heads vanilla keeps the rest of them in one of those horizontal supermarket fridges
Straizo: "Lovely! This new condo comes with a skylight!"
Vanilla: I'm glad Ghiaccio let us keep one of these. I didn't even have to pay him anything. He seemed quite eager to get rid of it too... Huh.
Straizo: This is so luxurious! I feel like a prince!
Zeppeli: Why does this vaguely smell like a dead body...? Are those blood stains?!
Dire: Uh... I found a severed hand in here
Kira: 😳
Joja: ... Please let me out
@jojosleftyadventure
#ask vanilla ice#jonathan's head#straizo's head#zeppeli's head#dire's head#kira's head#joja the hand#tw death mention#tw blood mention#<< just in case
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beautiful woman i’d do anything for you
#i’m back. it’s dire#i literally love her so much i’ve been drawing her for a week straight#ceroba😭😭😭#ALSO THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR ALL THE LOVE ON THE STARLO ART?!?!#it means so much. i could cry. thank you#GET THIS FOX LADY OUT OF MY HEAD#undertale yellow#uty#ceroba#ceroba uty#ceroba ketsukane#my art
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:3
#in dire need of head pats#and to be told that I'm a good boy ;3#ftm#ftm nsft#t4t nsft#ftm mlm#ftm t4t#t4t mlm#ftm puppy#t4t puppy#petpl4y
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tangled
#cathycliff#heathcathy#limbus company#project moon#promoon#lc heathcliff#lc catherine#fanart#xavi art#tangled mess of hair like their relationsh-#and i get dragged awayyy#this one is based on ref#guys this is dire i cant have images in my head...
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you know what's really funny just yesterday my contemporary history course went over the elections that brought the rise of nazism in germany and the march on Rome and violence that lead to fascism in italy. I'm really enjoying the historian experience of feeling like Cassandra from The Iliad
#[.txt]#gee guys this sounds really familiar to the Last Time but surely history is teleologic and progress is constant and linear right#bashing my head against a wall. at least i signed up for a leftist party this year and can /do something/ at least for my university#che dire. okay. tempo di andare a piratare i libri di gramsci
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i saw a post that was like "the reason bones is always frowning is bc whenever he smiles, everyone in a 3 mile radius falls madly in love w him" and i think that is so true tbh
(anyways bonus spones scribble. ur welcome:
#star trek#star trek tos#tos#leonard mccoy#bones mccoy#spones#spock#spock/mccoy#deforest kelley#by god i have like 3 reasons left to live and de's smile is a good 2.5 of em#ok like all jokes aside im fine?? generally lmao#but i have a KILLER headache#and i spectacularly screwed up a midterm but im avoiding prepping for my next one tmr out of pure spite#jfc#ive been on an art and writing kick for the last few days it is absolutely DIRE#hell of a first post really#but yeah deforest kelley is so so pretty#ow my head#im being puppeteered via my hair by the muses and i have no control over my creations but damn wish me luck tmr im well n truly screwed#but hey DEFOREST KELLEY<3333 so worth it
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hs1 was like a fun, corny college tv sitcom that tapped way too much on the cringe side of storytelling and it showed the characters having fun at school while also complaining about how hard being a student is because the teachers are shit. hs2 was like the characters of hs1 facing the real world by getting a job and having responsibilities and seeing them become more miserable by the minute, yet they're still friends (kinda) and see each other from time to time. hsr is the spinoff of that same story about that strange background character that didn't even appear on the show, yet everybody mentioned them at some point which surprisingly attracted too many fans just to discover she has depth and an insane amount of lore. in the end, people only remember the spinoff because it came out way later than the other ones, so it had a better production and direction team and better screenwriters lol. abh is just a random show from the same production company that wasn't doing numbers and it was only being kept afloat due to the actors being hot, so they decided to start hinting about its connection to the main saga...
...they'll most likely make a movie in the near future with all the mcs together as the protagonists as fan service, and it'll become the best-selling production of that company.
#im just bulshitting#in my head it made sense#im in dire need of the update tbpfh#romance club#rc#rc hsr#heaven's secret requiem#rc heaven's secret requiem#rc heaven's secret#rc heaven's secret 2
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did just almost start crying thinking about eddie btw. in case anyone is wondering how things are going over here
#don't have anything else to add re: previous reblog i just love him so much. head in my hands. eddie.........#just to illustrate how wild this is for me i cry like maybe 4-5 times a year so it's getting real dire folks
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Twst tumblr I am so sorry.
#twst book 7 spoilers#malleus draconia#dire crowley#in my head Malleus OBs even more if we get the 'you are the father'd' like this isn't even his final form#I'm so sorry#I am feeling chaotic tonight#twst meme#twisted wonderland meme#I love how the most solid evidence we have are the color palette and vacation shirts probably
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so here's my honest thoughts on dragon age: the veilguard, after ~40 hours of playing. i finished the main quest after having finished all companion quests and major faction quests. just to clear up what content i saw, i played as an elven transmasc rook who is a member of the lords of fortune. he romanced lucanis (although after finishing the game i'm now leaning towards taash). i don't know what's happening in playthroughs that have a different race, gender identity, romance or faction going on.
full spoilers ahead, i mean it. don't read further if you want to avoid them. i don't want complaining about it in my asks.
oh and also, if you're worried because of a few negative reviews online i can comfort you by saying don't give a fuck about a certain big name youtuber who is very much tied to bethesda franchises giving this a negative review. i'll explain why.
i'm starting off with the things i liked
the game looks really pretty. i was worried it wouldn't feel like thedas anymore (with them trying to "focus on northern thedas only" i thought they'd make a clear cut in environmental design. they do and they don't. it's complicated. i'll elaborate on it when talking about the negative stuff). anyway it does. minrathous feels like kirkwall. treviso enchanted me like the winter palace did. the hossberg wetlands reminded me of the hinterlands and a couple other inquisition maps. arlathan looked like... arlathan. the crossroads were different, but familiar. overall i like the way it looks and feels. it's thedas, with a twist. it's a good one, and gives everything a solid but unique feel.
combat is top tier. if you're a hardcore dragon age player you WILL miss the tactical aspect of it for a bit, but i promise you, once you're used to the way the combat works, you will be lapping that shit up. and once you get to ability combos you'll mourn the control you used to have over your companions in battle a bit less
the MAIN quest and its story. i expected worse, way worse. and for a while the game even had me tricked (harr harr you'll get it in a second) it is Really That Much Worse. but holy shit was it good. i walked away satisfied ngl.
your choices have SOLID weight. there's consequences, good AND bad. i got minrathous blighted, ruled over by venatori, and the leader of the shadow dragons ultimately died because of my decisions. i made those at the beginning and throughout the game. he died at the end. DAVRIN died because i didn't expect what i was saying to have that much weight. i thought i was in the clear. he had hero status. well turns out, your choices can still get your companions killed even if you do everything right. i fucking love him. he shouldn't have made that sacrifice just because i told him to do everything it takes once.
the inquisitor, morrigan and dorian being there, surprisingly. there's also negatives to this though, see below.
speaking of companions dying and the inquisitor playing a bigger role: the final quest feels like me2's suicide mission. i was blown away by it and the fact that i got to see the results of all my efforts playing out in front of me.
bioware are NOT trying to redeem solas. they love him as a character yes, but i wasn't forced to see any good in him. he betrays you. he fucked my rook over twice. he fucked him over right back, for good this time (the veil wasn't torn down, i anchored it by binding him to it, he's doomed to uphold it). but solas really lives up to his name as the trickster elven god. rip to all the people who grew really attached to him over the years.
varric died. if you like him that's probably as hard reading it as it was watching it. varric died and the game lies about it until the very end. when the realisation hits, it hurts. but in the very best way.
the amount of care they put into gender expression and trans identities this time around. (i'll add onto this with negative points as well too).
rook feels very much ingrained in the world of thedas. he doesn't ask questions that expose the player to lore through dialogue as if he's stepped foot into thedas for the first time. those conversations feel very solid and good. i hope other faction players got as much joy out of this as i did.
and the things i didn't like and boy there's a lot unfortunately
the music. let's just get that out of the way holy shit. it doesn't feel like it belongs in this universe. it gets so incredibly sci-fi-y at times you'd think it's taken straight from mass effect andromeda. there's not a single song unique to veilguard that i really enjoyed. it broke my immersion, real bad. hearing a busker play the tavern songs from inquisition on a lute right after i killed some venatori with wobbly bass songs playing in the background is just odd. weird tonal shift. don't like it. it's made for people who like flashy light-weight cinema.
tevinter nights is required reading. the podcasts are required listening exercises. the game is so fast paced, especially at the start, that there's no time to introduce you to characters and how much weight their names carry in-game. i would not have known who half these people are if i hadn't skimmed over tevinter nights. i'd care even less about them than i already did. there is no time to get properly attached to them. people will act as if you're talking to a legend personified and you'll be thinking man goddamn which chapter of tevinter night were they in again and what did they do???
there's a weird mismatch with the animations. you'll have beautifully fluid ones, like emmrich casting spells. and then you'll have rook's face animating in the most unnatural manner that's sorta reminiscent of mass effect andromeda's "my face is tired" addison, when their emotions SHOULD be landing with the player rn instead.
i'm not vibing with the art style. sometimes it works. most of the time it doesn't. at points i felt like i was watching tangled.
that also brings me to some of the dialogue. same issue. i am watching frozen. i am watching tangled. someone on the writer's team really likes the adorkable trope. bellara is its victim.
for all the talk about identity, bioware sure doesn't like theirs. the grey warden armor got a redesign again and it just makes them look like a generic army. i hate it lol
in general, i don't like the armor design. the wardrobe/appearances system is fine, but it's just not helping if all the armors are just... kinda bland or downight bad looking? and don't get me started on the lords of fortune armor. that is orientalism personified.
the world states should have been carried over, full stop. i know they said they didn't because they want to separate what happens in the north from what happens in the south, which... i could have lived with that. but the inquisitor sends you letters that keep you up to date on... the south of thedas. you learn that there's a blight again, that people are standing strong but it's difficult, denerim's fallen, the rulers are taking care of it, orlais is fighting and they're successful for a while, etc etc. what's good bioware. i thought we don't care about the south this time around. why are you feeding me so much boring generic information. if you're not gonna show any of it and just write letters, then carrying the world state over should not have been an issue. i have a game dev background. those few lines of code would not have broken your budget or pushed your engine's limits. fuck right off.
this gripe of mine carries over to all the cameos. as a lord of fortune you have to deal with isabela a lot. it's fun. i missed her. you get to go drinking with her and taash and bellara! also my hawke romanced her. she's not mentioned once. they had the opportunity to put a sentence or two about her in there with not a lot of effort, trust me.
when varric dies, all she has is a single line about it. for gold, for fortune, for varric. she only says it if you interact with her on your way to the final push. that's not mandatory.
morrigan is there. kieran isn't. the old god soul that mythal and then solas absorbed? who cares at this point, the gods are dead now and solas is locked away for eternity. i suppose? why is morrigan there. she feels unneeded. i wish they'd just left her down south, at least that way i wouldn't have had to witness her god awful redesign.
dorian at least feels as if he belongs in this story. the shadow dragons are a crucial part to protecting minrathous. he's also weirdly underutilised. isabela and morrigan had more lines than him in my playthrough.
on the topic of romance: bro that was underwhelming. no, genuinely. you know when romance picked up a bit? after the point of no return. i heard maybe two lines of companion banter about it before that. maybe i missed something which i honestly doubt, but romance did not play much of a role in lucanis's storyline. i saved his grandmother as he wished me to (and if you read tevinter nights you know she was rather abusive and their relationship not the healthiest) and told him to focus on his family. a reunified family my rook wasn't even introduced to as a partner at the end of all that.
really, do not buy this game if you're only in it for the romances. others might be better, lucanis's basically gave me nothing. except for an outing (the second coffee date i had with him, it was getting repetitive) all of it played out once i committed to the final quest. the sex scene was a fade to black. annoyingly right after davrin died. if you're looking for well paced and good spice, pick up something else. the sweet talk and the final goodbye were nice though.
for all the good the ever-presence of gender identity does, it is brought up in such a disruptive manner too. it doesn't even play out naturally if you CHOOSE the lines that are meant to be said. hearing the words trans and non-binary in this setting doesn't feel right, and i'm saying this as a trans guy. i think it could have been handled more gracefully. the amount of times my rook went "i'm a MAN" as if he's about to start drumming on his chest and roaring any second now got super nerve-grating. "i'm so glad you're into me... the me who is trans. remember?" just. tell me one trans person who'd talk like that to a person they've grown close with and are trying to romance. this game doesn't handle sexuality well, so all this hey my body might not look like the way you're expecting it to look talk amounts to nothing anyway. i feel about this the way i feel about krem: this is partial exposition to trans experiences... packaged up for cis consumption. the ONLY exception to that is interacting with taash. holy shit was all of that heartwarming and bro did it feel good and natural to talk to them about theirs and rook's gender.
rivain and nevarra are new locations added by veilguard. they're also incredibly underwhelming, small and constricted maps. rivain is a coastline with a few ruins. the hall of valor is a partial ruin nestled into a cave on a beach, with a fighting pit. isabela is there in her skimpy outfit commentating your pit fights. that's it. i'm sorry if you were looking for a bustling pirate cove or whatever. you're not gonna get it. the nevarran crypts btw are a long ass dungeon crawl. that's it.
speaking of maps. i thought people were being dramatic when they said you're gonna be fighting the same enemies on them again and again. i thought they were figure of speeching it. they're not. you WILL fight the same amount of enemies. in the same spot. every time you reload the map. best to stay on a map and clear out the enemies and do as much questing on that map as you can before leaving, because you WILL have to do it all over again once you return.
the three choices i made for my inquisitor didn't matter lol she didn't have to face solas and therefore couldn't stop him at any cost as she had sworn (maybe because my rook tricked solas into binding himself to the veil, there was also an option to fight him. would she have stepped in? who knows). blackwall wasn't mentioned. and either her using a small amount of her forces in the final fight was the reason the civilians of minrathous fared so well..... or it just didn't matter. ultimately i think she had very little impact on anything
#datv#datv spoilers#dragon age: the veilguard#oh wow i hit a limit typing this#anyway to tie this up a bit: the good and bad to the environmental design being that well-known architecture like minrathous and dwarven#ruins look fire and remind me a lot of the previous games#but newly added locations are very... generic... very bland#i was very excited for rivain. i thought we'd get to see ships. not a bunch of ruins and a fighting pit and that's it#and why did i say to ignore a certain guy's review? bro because he was complaining about taash being ace and that taking up their screentim#and them being too up in your face about their identity. he did all this while she/her'ing them constantly#but my man they're trans. nb. not ace.#y'all need to be careful about bad reviews. they're coming from people who are upset about gender identity being handled as a topic in this#game. meanwhile they have no clue what they're even talking about. i don't think matty knows the difference between ace and trans#and neither do the hundreds of people who are one star rating this game currently#i liked this game. it's not top tier. it's not something i'll sink hours and hours and hours of my life into#it has tonal issues and it's moving away from what made dragon age stand out for me#but i do think that it's a genuinely fun play and people who are very invested in dragon age will squeeze joy out of it wherever they can#i had a hard time warming up to the new characters (taash and lucanis being the exception because they have an older bioware air about them#but solas's and varric's story (and don't get me wrong that's what veilguard is about) is GOOD. that is how bioware used to be.#and i wish they'd given us that energy all over the game. that direness. that grit. serious and mature writing.#that consistency is lacking#and whether you're gonna enjoy this game or not is entirely dependant on what you came here for and how well the game delivers on it#i think their weakest points are ironically the thing they advertised the most: the new companions and their writing#you won't find nuanced and good enemies here (i already reblogged something about this. you can go scroll around a bit and catch up on that#really the only thing that had me super invested and emotional was the main quest.#so make of that what you will. ultimately i was more frustrated with the game than i got enjoyment out of it. i was close to just put it#aside for now... until i went to minrathous to end ghila'nain's and elgar'nan's ritual. that all blew me away. still on a high off of it.#anyway yeah that review got cut short by the character limit maybe i'll add more to it tomorrow but rn... i am heading to bed#thanks for coming to my ted talk. also i'm sorry. zevran REALLY isn't in this.#dragon age
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Kira's head learning that he now has to live in a jar in the fridge from now on >:D
Kira: *in his jar in the fridge, looking very unamused*
Steely Dan: Get a load of Bowie over here, acting like he's the only one who has to deal with this mess!
Jonathan: Oh, it's not so bad, new friend. You'll find it to be quite relaxing once you get used to it
Straizo: I'm living the dream over here! Everything here is just wonderful, I'm sure everyone can agree to that
Zeppeli and Dire:
#ask tippy#jonathan's head#kira's head#steely dan the bully#straizo's head#zeppeli's head#dire's head
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Nrc staff sketch page but im scared to draw trein and couldnt fit sam bc i accidentally drew vargas too big
Oct 26th edit: guys why is this getting so much attention rn who out of the staff is trending
#I got new pencils like halfway through thats why they look so different#My art style died while drawing divus#Which is so funny bc i can draw divus from memory#Like exactly#Whatever im gonna draw him more so ill redeem myself#First time drawing vargas and crowley though#Memorized crowley already pretty fun#His mask was annoying at first but u got the hang of it quickly#I would draw vargas more often but uueehghhhh#You can only put so many expressions on him#Hes my king though#Head vargas is better than canon vargas#I also got coloured led !!!#So these ones are shittily coloured#Thats all ig#twisted wonderland#twst#twst wonderland#disney twst#divus crewel#dire crowley#ashton vargas#Noctiart#Noctifan
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My contribution to Pegoryu week. In which Shapeshifter!Ren peacefully rests after a long day in the metaverse... (Day 1 - Comfort)
Is this kinda a spoiler for the goals of my fic since I haven't gotten there yet? Probably.
Should I really have stayed up till 2 am to draw this? Probably not.
Is this still cute as hell? Oh absolutely.
#I probably won't finish this digitally but i had the dire need to draw right as I was heading to bed so#here we are#I also probably won't have time to draw more for pegoryu week but i also thought that yesterday so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#artists on tumblr#persona 5#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#ryuji sakamoto#pegoryu#akiryu#pegoryu week 2024#a shapeshifter fic tag#ren akuryo#furry#shapeshifter!ren
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something something forcing curly to do the right thing by being the only man on the ship with a functional moral compass, or in lieu of that,
becoming anya's gun-toting shadow and emptying the cylinder into jimmy if he ever goes near anya again
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing spoilers#id in alt#described#daisuke considers himself a good-for-nothing but i feel an actual (important) purpose could galvanize him#writing fix-it fic in my head. it's dire i'm afraid
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Fully believe that Dire Crowley would absolutely 110% choke Bill out as soon as he opens his mouth
#oli talks#ooc#muns ramblings#mindless ramblings of a madman#shitpost#extreme shitpost#gravity falls shitpost#twisted wonderland shitpost#gravity falls bill#gf bill cipher#bill cipher#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#twst#dire crowley#twst crowley#headmage crowley#disney#he'd choke this little shit immediately cuz he's a sarcastic asshat lmfao#it's the funniest image in my head rn fam you don't understand
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no clever caption today I just missed drawing Ted SO much
#Ted needed to wear pink#I’ve been busy with school and also had spn art deadlines#Ted = serotonin so I was in dire need#I love him sm#also in my head he’s ofc talking to Trent#you can hc this as Tedbecca too tho if you want#it’d be funny if he called her sport lol#sketch.art#tedtrent#tedependent#ted lasso#ted lasso fanart
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