#ask vanilla ice

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

So, who was turned into decapitated heads again? I forgot.

(Also, all of them would be clams in the Mer AU, right?)

Vanilla: Well, let's see... *Counting on his fingers* Jonathan, Speedwagon, Zeppeli, Erina, Speedwagon's two cronies, Straizo, Dire, Alessi, Dan, Caeser, Sorbet, Gelato... *Rubs chin and looks around* I feel like I'm missing somebody...*picks up Erina and pets her* Taking care of these heads, they sure can be difficult to keep track of

[daily-dragon-drawing]

Chocolate and vanilla dragons that are best friends

#61 & #62 - 可可 (kěkě / cocoa) & 香草 (xiāngcǎo / vanilla) - Ironically, this position keeps them both very warm 🍫🍨🍦dail

[collophora]

Started as a tag but I had to do the whole Batch XD

[rammliedmania]

would it be ok to ask you to draw ky? preferably xrd ky since the ponytail makes him gorgeous but id be satisfied with any art of my vanilla ice cream husband

WHOEVER THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO REMOVE HIS PONYTAIL... i need to have a serious talk. ANYWAYS HERE U GO ANON !!! not sure how im feeling about this drawing , but i do hope you like it!! 🙏🤎

[kots-kots]

i fw how you drew dionilla so heavy would it be too much to ask for just... perhaps one more crumb of them

YEAHHHHHH!!! DIONILLA ON DA MENU TONITE!!!

dionilla is so underrated AND THERE’S BARELY ANY GOOD FANFICS OF THEM I SWEAR 😭 OUGH!!! NEED MY VAMPIRIC MEN…

[devotion-disorder]

When I read the tags of your most recent post where you said

"cant believe we have people suspecting ponzi to be some sort of fake"

I read "some sort of fake" as "soft cake" and honestly I would defenitly believe ponzi is soft cake. What flavor would ponzi be? Lmao

strawberry custard and cream...........................................................................

[goatpaste]

Could I possibly order a gay+transmasc Bucciarati and a bi+transmasc Vanilla Ice?

I love yr art btw !

Bucci one i already did

loooove this hoe vanilla ice <3

icons free to use with credit!

Buy your local Bitrans Man a Kofi!

[ddlcbrainrot]

WHAT FLAVOR IS MONIS BDAY CAKE BC I THINK ITS LIKE CHOCOLATE OR SMTH

i’d say vanilla bc she’s boring like that 🥱

[jjbabies]

Animal day at daycare? Be so cute to see a local zoo or farm bring in baby animals and the older kids get to pet them or even a local adoption center brought in kittens and puppies for the kids to play with them. (I work at a daycare and a few years ago my center had people come from my local zoo brought in baby animals for the children to look at and pet) I’m a day with any sort of animal would be a big surprise for the kiddos!

Animal days rock! We asked a local rescue farm to bring in a few animals for the kiddos, and they brought plenty for everyone!

-Gyro, Johnny, Wamuu, and Hol Horse lost their minds when they saw a foal! They just love horses!

-Giorno loved the prairie dog. He kept waddling back to the cage to pet it!

-Gappy did not like the turkey. He crawled away as fast as he could while crying

-Trish wanted to take the bunnies home with her so badly

-The farm also brought a small litter of puppies, and Jonathan was obsessed!

-Dio, Kars, and Vanilla Ice were in awe at the rescued hawk even if they couldn’t pet him

-Gelato took a surprising interest in the milk snake along with Santana

-A goat tried to eat the flowers off of Dragona’s flower crown, but Usagi gave him a babbled scolding

-Avdol and Lisa Lisa got to feed baby chicks!

-Narancia and Abbacchio held piglets together and squealed with them

-There was even a baby opossum that Speedwagon and Jodio fed banana slices to

[slimslamflimflam]

IM SEVERAL DAYS LATE but another doodle request!!!!!!!!!!

he owes at least several million dollars and would rather burn out in the sun than cough up a single cent toward any of his children

[ask-the-creatures]

Uh..

Gay people are icky gross

Uh huh.

I'm definitely a s-straight..

Can't relate

-DIO + Vanilla Ice

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

🩵F/OVEMBER PROMO💜

Hello, and good day to you. It is a pleasure, as always. I have come to inform you all that I will be participating in answering your burning questions this F/O-vember. You may enter your questions or comments in the "ask box", and I, or mine and Tippy's boyfriend Beleza, shall answer them.

• No Not Safe For Work questions please. All 3 of us may enjoy partaking in "adult activities", but we do not want to make others feel uncomfortable

• Please do not spam questions.

• Please do not be rude

• Please speak from or link your selfshipping blog in asks sent our way if you wish to receive an ask from myself or Beleza

Thank you.

-Vanilla Ice 💜

*has an iced coffee he made all by himself, totally without making a mess in the kitchen* Oh my gosh, hi! So... Yeah, I'm the one and only Beleza, Beleza Muscadine, but you can call me Bel. And, yeah, I'm gonna be answering your questions and stuff too. If you want to talk to me or like ask and stuff, go right ahead! Also if you wanna chat or whatever we can totally do that- Vanilla is telling me to wrap it up so, okay bye 🩵✨

- Bel 🩵

This was the idea of @cherry-bomb-ships !! 🩵💙💜

[theonepunkasshole]

[Churro was jittering with excitement, practically bouncing.]

- ☕

Haha, you okay, babe?

[chussyracing]

MAKE APPLE PIE, IT'S THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD

Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream, YUM!

already did a few times this summer hehe and also made strudel many many MANY times and I know you would love it 😋

[the-imp-called-vanilla-bean]

”Hey y’all! My names Valerie, but you can call me Vanilla. I live in hell as an assassin imp. Let me tell you a little about me.”

About Valerie-

Valerie was born in hell, and grew up with a complicates family. The only person she could rely on was her neighbor, Jess. Jess was a cat sinner who lovingly called Valerie, Vanilla bean because of Valerie’s sweet nature. When her parents split, she had to choose. She first stayed with her mother but Valerie’s mother never had time for her. She went to her dads but he ended up abusing her ((Valerie has trauma now. Thanks dad 😒)). Valerie ended up staying with Jess until she was brutally murdered at an extermination. Valerie than had to fend for herself. She ended up getting picked up and given the job of assassin at sixteen. She is currently twenty-two.

Rules-

No hate. It’s not funny.

Cussing is fine

NSFW asks are okay but I won’t be that comfortable unless your a mutual

NO, under any circumstances will anyone make fun of another person on this blog. It is okay to Tell Valerie that she’s garbage but I will not stand for one person bullying another for their own opinions.

Be kind and have fun.

Key-

“Valerie/Vanilla bean speaks like this.”

((Mod speaks like this))

*Actions like this*

‘Thoughts like this’

Tags-

#The murder bean ((Valerie Roleplays/answers an ask))

#The beans Bestie ((Itty speaks))

About Mod-

Hi, you can call me Itty. I own multiple blogs but go by different names so I can differentiate. I’m here to answer any questions you may have. My DMs are open if you need to vent. I’ll try and comfort you, Valerie will also help. I do keep up with Helluva boss news and updates.

“Thanks!”

((Thank you!))

**Disclaimer**: I don’t own any Helluva boss character, but I do own Valerie. She is MINE. Please don’t copy her.

[baby-zakarii]

GASP.. Can you draw lil dio wif cg nilla ice?

Hehe sure! Here you go!

They playin with blocks💜