Justice League Headquarters:
Clark: *being called out for clearly treating Jon better than Conner* That's not fair. Everyone has a favorite child.
J'on: I have only my niece M'egam but I do still think this a wrong assertment.
Bruce: *slowly hiding the pictures of him and kid Jason and him and Cass from his JLA office tabble before people notice he doesn't have any with his other kids* J'on is right. I love all my kids the same.
Jefferson: *honestly* Same. My girls mean everything to me.
Barry: Yeah. I adore all my kids.
Clark: Okay, does anyonelse has a better imput over having a favorite kid?
Dinah: *who was on the Queens office party and is still a bit drunk**smiles*I do! Roy is my favorite.
Diana: Roy isn't even your son.
Dinah: No one say nothing about sons, Clark said kid, Roy is my favorite kid on general.
Billy: Ouch.
Oliver: *who also is still a bit drunk from the party* I don't know about favorite kids but my least favorite one is Roy.
Hal: Wouldn't that make Connor you favorite?
Oliver: I have more kids than just Roy and Connor.
Hal: Since WHEN?
Oliver: You guys don't know everything about me.
Bruce: He started adopting kids as a way of copying me again.
Oliver: Or maybe I adopted a kid because we bonded and she needed a home!
Bruce: Yeah, suuure.
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heeeeello party people!~ super bacteria uncle nina here using my silly tumblr to cope again ( my culture came back and it was...suuuuper fucking bad! like i knew it would be, lol! awesome! <3 thanks, god! )
but we're not thinking about, what were gonna think about is the time that ravenstan got a little Too tipsy topsy turvy on jerseyky boxwine,
( it's the cab sav one, fyi. i can't drink on all these Fucknut Antibiotics - they prescribed me the wrong one and i took it, if you can believe it; i luv doctors - can y'all believe i did this shit Sober? unREAL, brohs! )
and was on tiktok live, the dawn spawns of the world convinced him to do the 'White Boy Of The Month' filter bc he's too impressionable and what can i say;
The Man LOVES White Boys. ;) xxx
( helpsksdj )
so, he started doing it and was like 'nooooo, is /KYLE/ on this one?!?! You're Joking.' ( everyone said 'JK <3' because they all think they're jimmy valmer stand-up sit-down comedians, smh...but no, naught joking, Actually JK bc in my ncau-niverse, cd and the blondies gang are celebrities, so naturally they’re on A Lot of social filters )
so he was GOING to save The No.1 slot...for the no.1 slut ( if you will, ) my ginger gringo king, ceo of dark academic debauchery and bottom feeding ;), new jay's finest - literally - kyley b matthew broflovski; <33 ( buuuut! he's a reformed manhoe; so watchya mowtH! )
buuuuut x2 ( and i'd say it's a big butt, but it's not, it's ravenstan, so it's flatter than the sidewalk; luh you flat stanley ) Gaydhd Won Again and tipsy ravenstan got distracted by all the FINE ASS WHITE MEN and started getting philosophical about it ( that man put a lil too much #thot into those placings; he was born for it, soz )
had about two spots left ( the top and bottom spots; i am laughing ) figured that there was almost 'No Chance!' he would get jersey...
PUT /MATTHEW! GRAY! GUBLER!/ AT ONE ( Immaculate Taste, btw! he also put jacob elordi at number two because he is a fucking genius and that...really tells you Everything you need to know about my stan. like tall, could probably be a runway model, intellectual, kind of a jackass, stays fitted, accent or eccentric manner of speaking...yeah )
-- BUT HE WANTED TO BE CLEAR, HE HAD TO SPECIFY THAT HE WAS SPECIFICALLY REFERRING TO /DR. SPENCER REID/ OF CRIMINAL MINDS. WHEN I TELL YOU HE HAS NO IDEA WHO MGG IS BUT HE HAS SEEN EVERY EPISODE OF CRIMINAL MINDS SEVERAL TIMES. IT’S LIKE...HIS /FAVORITE/ FKN SHOW. AND HE DOES HAVE A FAT CRUSH ON REID. YES, I DOES TRACK; I KNOW. )
and RIGHT when he was rolling for the very last spot ranking on the filter ( that's the BOTTOM, i repeat, THE B/O/T/T/O/M of the tierlist )
...hE GOT KYLE
FUCKING
BROFLOVSKI
and had to place him at /TEN/.
-- riiiiiiight as Kyle /FUCKING/ Broflovski came out of the kitchen in the dorky ass star of david apron that sheila got him for hannukah, with his hair up and everything, holding a fork so stan could taste...
...T-THE PASTA HE JUST MADE HIM FOR DINNER BECAUSE HE'S A SWEET BEAUTIFUL /ANGEL/....and i'm talking The Very First Bite Of EXTREMELY DELICIOUS KYLE Pasta that he put ZUCCHINI IN JUST FOR STAN BECAUSE HE IS ( what? ) AN ANGEL!! FROM hEAVEN!!!!! AND THE WHITE BOY OF THE /YEAR/: TAKE YA JERSEY SLANDER SOMEWHERE ELSE: HE'S MY WHITE BUOY UVF FOREVA!
...proceeded to Blow On It ;-;, s-so stan wouldn't burn his mouth... ( bc rav always gets too excited and burns his mouth; nooo :c </3 ) and asked him why his phone was blowing up w/ people tagging him in thirst traps of 'That Supa Nerdy Guy From That One Crime Show' and asking him if stan tweeted something about him cooking bc people keep telling him that he's 'Cooked'. SHKDLDHLKS HEEELP.
And....
*rawr xd home mid/hschooled ravenstan vc*
Scene. <3
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FANGAN/DR OCs
I haven't finished drawing all of the cast members yet but I don't know when I'll get the rest of them done so have 3/16 of them
{Info under cut}
Calcifer "Bingo" Yoshimi - Ultimate Jester (tends to get mistaken for Ultimate Clown instead)
Rosalinda "Rosa" Gonzailez - Ultimate Baker
Dinnah Alaxander - Ultimate ER Doctor
Shhhh, I totally didn't misspell there names only to be stuck with how they're spelt now. Pshh. I would never-
Anyway, here's the gist:
I do plan on writing this out but I'm unsure if it will be in a novel format (with illustrations) or a comic. But I have to finish drawing all these characters first so fkd;ajfdkljafkl;
Anyway! Basically this takes place in America and all these characters are (so far) planned to be college students. But then the next thing they know is that they're all trapped in a Military Bunker where this black and white Gecko lizard thing is trying to get them to participate in a killing game. The usual, basically.
I've been planning it out with my brother for the past while and I've been having a lot of fun with it. He came up with the Mastermind, the Gecko lizard thing, and 1 of the 16 members. Which I'll hopefully remember to share fkdl;ajfdk;lajf;lk
So yea. Welcome to Danganronpa: One Last Story. Or DR:OLS for short. I'll be tagging it as DR:OLS for the mean time for my sanity though.
-Mod Angel
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LOOK AT MY PORK TONKATSU BOY
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no, not my Unlimited Blade Works-!!
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hello! i've been reading your fics and i just wanted to say keep up the good work! your fics are the best!!
OHH THANK YEW KISS KISS <33
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