it's just really funny to me to imagine Fabian actually being a great big brother honorable nemesis.
like, putting a nemesis ward on the nursery with aelwyn's help since "it won't do if they die before their eighteenth birthday, will it?" (aelwyn, deeply sarcastic: "well of course, that is exactly why I put the ward on adaine's room." fabian, too deep in denial for sarcasm: "see? you get it")
gifting them a battle sheet baby blanket since they should start preparing for their battle early on (and yes it's extra fluffy, it's for a baby stop laughing everybody)
generally trying to teach them everything he knows "so their battle to the death will be a fair one"
giving their adventuring party the same lecture on tactics that the bad kids got from his papa
hunting down chungledown bim and any other nemesis so his sibling is the only one who could get a piece of his fund (he just wants it to stay in the family, shut up)
just. fabian being an amazing big brother but also if you call him that to his face he will cut you
i hope i REALLY hope we get to see kristens brothers again this season... i worry about them........................ that very brief moment in sophomore year where kristen gives her brothers a cut of the dragon hoard that was EVERYTHING 2 me. she CARES SO BAD. imagine having to leave your home because it was unsafe but then having to grapple with the guilt of leaving your siblings behind the angst could go crazy. it could go insane
my fantasy high fandom pet peeve is everyone thinking fabian is/should be gay. obviously not to say there’s anything wrong if he were! but there is something telling about people thinking a flamboyant and artsy character HAS to be secretly gay and that a straight high school boy couldn’t just be really into dance just because he loves it
i ADORE terpsichore skullcleaver holy shit. like. i am so healed by her. a dance teacher saying you need to eat? and that you need rest? and that you need to eat? like?? sorry i’m just. so. i wish i could’ve had a dance teacher like her she’s the teacher i want to be.
fabian’s love interests being a) one of his best friend’s big sister when she is specifically traumatised and villainous and emotionally unavailable, or b) a sentient mirror that displays a foggy reflection of himself is just too much to unpack
I love living a life where I headcanon adult Riz and Fabian opening a spy/detective agency together and Riz does all the work while Fabian is the 007 face because Riz could not be bothered with having fangirls/talking to people.
TO BE VERY CLEAR: Our short king is hot adult goblin. He just doesn't care if people know that.
Meanwhile, Fabian will happily be known for being a hot detective/spy/Oracle of Dance/backup dancer for Fig's band/marketing face for Kristen's church/Gorgug's creations. Dude has a billion part-time jobs and he's doing fab.
Anyway Fabian just being The Face of many Bad Kids enterprises is such a vibe