#died like idgaf bro.

[raymend]

day 10000 of wishing four shine wasnt in yk2 (spoilers in tags for y2, minor y3+4)

[cowboy-robooty]

that shit was mid af. i didnt really like it im going to be honest. i like vivinos and especially pink bitch club but i just wasnt feeling alien stage. its very technically skilled, but it doesn't appeal to me or wiener. the yaoi molestation was good though like that was crazy i wish ivan had more yandere yaoi time but i understand why it wasnt possible..... i wish till never got ugly. after he though his pink hair crush died he got so fucking ugly like why tf did he become a emo hot boy thing it was fucking disgusting ngl i almost vomitted

[cyberhai]

The 2021 MK movie is so much more enjoyable when you don't have a little demon in your ear screaming about why it sucked

[mzcain27]

Seven years of “Buffy help. Buffy what do we do? Buffy you’re the Slayer. Buffy take responsibility. Buffy the fate of the world is on YOU” and then she DOES take charge and is obviously freaking out the entire time because how the fuck do you beat The First and everyone’s like “how come this bitch is in charge?” get ENTIRELY fucked

[oflgtfol]

the thing is also despite playing 10 hours so far ive mostly just been building my base LMAO i've defeated leshy but thats fucking it i've barely made any moves into anura and whenever i do i just fucking die before i even reach any boss. so like i havent even seen narinder in so long because i just die so inconsequentially all the time or im too busy playing this game as a farming simulator LMAO

[bitchface24-7]

”idgaf who you ship, we’re just having fun!” REAL. Like bro it’s called imagination and being silly. anyways, jayvik = black cat + golden retriever combo but I need to see more black cat readers bro. but imagine a useless reader that’s just … there. Like they aren’t even an engineer or scientist, they just like to hoard random knowledge and won’t stop breaking into their lab so they give up and it eventually just becomes routine. Kinda like a dumber Spencer Reid one might say…

im not requesting anything I just think it’s funny idc if you write anything or not!!

BLACK CATS AND THEIR GOLDEN RETRIEVER - JAYVIK X READER

synopsis: you love learning anything and everything that interests you, especially when you're not allowed to learn it. You're surprised that you even graduated from the academy with how often you scoured the library for forbidden texts. Now there's a constantly locked lab that holds unkown knowledge, you're gonna get in there, no matter what.

warnings: a Spencer Reid-esque reader, technically breaking and entering, JV give up on getting you to stop breaking into their lab, they start to enjoy your company, you sometimes help them out, you mostly just spew random facts as you sit there and watch them like your own person how its made, Grammarly is my beta

genre: m/m/f or m/m/m

p.s. The way y'all all have the same interests I do… insane. I LOVE criminal minds and Spencer Reid is my love. So being able to write a reader like him makes me so happy! Hope y'all enjoy this!

Breaking and entering is so easy. Like ridiculously easy. Does your decade of experience help… perhaps.

You've always loved learning, craved it really. You love having an enmeshment of facts that can potentially help you out.

So when there's a locked lab that catches you eye… well you're gonna break into it.

Its glorious, there's so much information! Equations on the blackboard, dozens of notebooks, loose paper everywhere, bits and pieces of metal, multiple prototypes.

You swear you've died and gone to heaven.

Until said owners of the lab find you fluttering around the lab in utter awe. Your eyes sparkling as you take as much as you can in.

“Hey! You can't be in her—”

“Did you know that steel is an infinite resource? It's recyclable! So you can rework the same steel for almost two hundred years and it doesn't lose any of its properties!”

The two men pause before an accented voice states, “No, we did not… know that. How did you get in here?”

“Picked the lock.”

You get two flabbergasted looks, the man who tried to get you to leave speaks up, “Why?”

“Because I love learning, and nothing will stop me from doing so.”

A look of recognition passes over the man with the accent, “You're the student who kept ransacking the library for forbidden texts.”

“That’s me!”

And with that, you became their (cute) headache. You'd be there as often as you could, at the crack of dawn, at the darkness of night. You'd be there to keep them company.

You kept your distance, for a while. Until you got comfortable, until you knew for a fact they wouldn't kick you out.

You got closer and closer. Sitting next to Viktor, watching him work and asking questions.

Spouting out facts to Jayce as you watched him in the forge.

You even helped them sometimes! Bringing them certain tools, helping them steady their prototypes as the work, helping with wiring. Anything you could actually help with, you did.

That's all though, you aren't a scientist. You can't help with the math or the actual experiments, but you can help with the physical work.

(you tried help with the science aspect once, never again.)

Now that you're comfortable, you're very physical now too.

A hand on a shoulder here, a hug there. Ruffling hair, hugging an arm, holding a hand, even kissing a cheek or a forehead.

But you were the one to always initiate it, when they wanted to be physical they'd have to look at you with their arms open. Then you'd decide if you wanted to be affectionate or not.

You three have become great friends, maybe you may even become more…

[mulletmitsuya]

Toman groupchat

Warnings: swearing, suggestive, mentions of poop, mentions of homophobia (joke), mentions of men getting pregnant

Desc: here the boys discuss whether men can get pregnant or not and other shenanigans. this also very fucking stupid

Mikey: i just took the biggest shit

Mikey: you guys will not believe the sheer size of this thing like it's as big as my forearm

Mikey: makes me wonder how women give birth

Kazutora: ?

Draken: keep this shit to yourself what the hell is wrong with you

Mikey: how can i keep this shit to myself when i've already flushed it down the toilet🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mitsuya: what does you shitting have to do with women giving birth?

Mitsuya: never mind shouldn't have asked

Mikey: well the poop tore my butt up so imagine what babies do to vaginas

Baji: this is why i'm never giving birth. looks too hard

Draken: ...you're not a candidate to do so? you're male?

Baji: what does my gender have to do with giving birth

Draken: it has everything to do with it??? what are you talking about

Baji: wow didn't know you guys were so sexist

Chifuyu: Baji-san, gender and sex are two different things...

Baji: ?

Chifuyu: sex is your chromosomes and basically what you were born with and gender is what you identify as. so since you're male, you don't have the reproductive organs to get pregnant and have a child. only female bodied people can.

Smiley: bro you're 17 how the fuck do you not know this

Baji: never been good at biology

Smiley: you don't have to be good at it to know you can't get pregnant💀

Baji: so men can't get pregnant?

Chifuyu: well if someone born as a female transitions into a man, then gets pregnant, we can pretty much say that men can get pregnant

Baji: so men can get pregnant but not males?

Chifuyu: yeah i guess

Baji: interesting

Baji: i don't think anyone's tried hard enough

Baji: i'll get a male pregnant one day, watch

Mitsuya: wtf

Draken: is the biology lesson over?

Mikey: my ass still hurts i think i'll need ointment

Kazutora: why r u reporting this to us

Mikey: you guys are my friends

Mitsuya: no ones wants to know about your bowel movements

Baji: why do you always wanna sound smart Mitsuya. just say shit or shitting

Smiley: watch, next time he'll say defecation

Chifuyu: excretion

Mikey: excrement

Kazutora: fecal matter

Draken: guys what the fuck can we not talk about this? it's fucking gross

Baji: oho here comes the fucking poop police

Kazutora: instead of his siren going "wee woo wee woo" it probably goes "pee poo pee poo" lmao

Mikey: LMAO😭

Draken: what are you a bunch of 5 year olds??

Baji: we're 17

Draken: 😐

Mitsuya: can we change the subject? christ

Smiley: i did crack for the first time yesterday. shit was crazy

Mikey: YOU DO DRUGS???? BRO

Baji: yo Nahoya what the fuck

Draken: we're not supposed to do drugs

Smiley: who's we?? i'm doing them not you🤨??

Draken: and what's Angry gonna think?

Smiley: he doesn't need to know. and i did it to impress a girl so chill it's not a regular thing

Mikey: why would you try and impress a girl with doing crack?

Smiley: she's a drug addict

Smiley: but the sex was fire tho even though she tried to kill me halfway through

Mikey: YOU'RE HAVING SEX??

Kazutora: that's not fair☹️

Kazutora: where are you meeting women?

Smiley: outside

Kazutora: oh

Draken: why did she try to kill you?

Smiley: halfway through she started choking the shit outta me while she was on top and i almost died but also it was the best nut i've ever experienced so it's a win win

Mikey: that doesn't sound appealing at all😭

Draken: that sounds like assault actually

Smiley: idgaf a beautiful woman can do whatever she wants with me and if she wants to kill me then so be it (i'm a feminist)

Mitsuya: yeah but like, she should have asked

Smiley: we were both high off our rockers

Draken: yeah i feel like she should have asked you so you could have developed a healthy sex dynamic where you both share each other kinks before hand

Baji: oho here comes the fucking sex police

Kazutora: this time the siren would be men whimpering

Chifuyu: why men?

Kazutora: i don't think Draken would use women moaning cause of how the brothel might have traumatized him i think and he respects women too much

Kazutora: also he's gay

Draken: fuck off i'm not

Draken: and Baji say something else i dare you

Baji: what are you gonna do? have sex with me?

Smiley: you're all taking this way too seriously😁

Baji: with what Kazutora said, i'ma start blasting whimpering audios when i get a car

Mitsuya: i'm pretty sure that's illegal or something

Smiley: dawg no one wants to hear that

Baji: who wouldn't want to hear men whimpering?

Baji: especially the high pitched ones

Baji: cause you can associate them with twinks

Baji: with dual coloured hair, jingly earnings and large unsettling eyes

Baji: and maybe even a blonde with an undercut and big blue cow eyes

Kazutora: Baji what are you on about

Chifuyu: wait are you being serious or is this a joke Baji-san 😂😂😂😂

Draken: uhh

Smiley: i keep hoping you being gay is a joke but then you say shit like this

Baji: why

Smiley: i'm not fond of gay people

Baji: homophobia's got you missing out on some good head

Draken: we support and respect all identies, Smiley. don't make this a problem

Smiley: i'll ask again, WHO'S WE?

[thegreatestheaver]

day saved my favorite professor has a class available

planning courses for the next semester is not for the weak

[lara-cairncross]

Sonic related question - What were your thoughts on the 3rd movie aka WAS I THE ONLY ONE LEFT IN EMOTIONAL SHAMBLES???

Also fanart possibly??? 🙏🙏🙏 I adore your art

can confirm that you are not, in fact, the only one left in emotional shambles. i don't think Shadow has left my mind for longer than ten minutes at a time since i first saw that movie a month ago bro

apologies in advance, this is gonna be a long read:

shadow did nothing wrong and i WILL excuse his every action at a level previously only witnessed in delusional dream apologists. i will defend him on my deathbed idgaf who cares if he killed people!!! he was having a bad day 🥺🥺🥺

no but actually. i have so many things to say about this. like, do we realize that before Gerald instigated the whole revenge plot, Shadow made no move to hurt or attack anyone that wasn't trying to hurt him first??? when he first woke up, he only attacked the GUN soldiers that were actively pointing weapons at him, but left the two guys up in the command station alone. when he was in Tokyo, he was surrounded by people and lights and cars and was probably really disoriented, but didnt attack ANYTHING until GUN showed up with tanks and guns pointed at him-- and even then he tried to tell them to just leave him alone before the fight started. when Team Sonic first showed up, he again literally just told them to LEAVE HIM ALONE even though they came from GUN, and only fought back after Knuckles attacked him first. even after his escape, all he did was try to return to his home!!! HE DIDNT WANT TO HURT ANYONE UNTIL THEY CAME FOR HIM FIRST!!! HES A GOOD BOY IDC WHAT ANYONE TELLS ME !!!!

and even with the revenge plot-- like, of COURSE Shadow was gonna do what Gerald said??? obviously he had a choice in the matter, but Gerald was also his one remaining link to both Maria and his past home, and he probably spent his whole life in the laboratory doing whatever Gerald told him to do. like, that's a fifteen year old who's sister just died, and the one person who's passed as a father figure/authority figure to him for his entire life is telling him to get revenge on the people who killed her. no SHIT he was gonna do what Gerald told him to. ik its speculation on my part but you cant convince me he wasn't conditioned into following orders in that lab like im sorry

EVEN WITH ALMOST KILLING TOM-- like ofc Sonic was rightfully mad, and I do think shadow needed to get sucker-punched to the moon for that one lmao i love Tom too much to see him go. but also, Shadow wasn't really attacking Tom-- he was attacking Walters. Like, the guy who let his sister die and then locked him away for 50 years. i feel like that's a slightly understandable reason to want somebody dead lmao

in short i wasnt lying when i said i would defend everything Shadow does AHSHDHAHDH. the one thing i am NOT happy about is Shadow leaving Stone behind when the crab got swept away, but he probably figured they'd all be dead in 24 hours, so like. efficiency? idk idk Stone will probably forgive him after he adopts him soooooooooooooo

okay enough of that. knuckles is my second favorite character in the movies behind shadow. hes so fucking funny but surprisingly emotionally mature and i love him SO MUCH. that scene where he's on the brink of fighting with sonic over the master emerald but calms himself down to prevent in-fighting??? saving sonic and tails' asses at the end??? thats my BOY my SON he did SO GOOD AUGHHHHHH im a sucker for older siblings acting like shields (Rise Raph, Vi from Arcane, etc) and Knuckles is just the latest addition to my collection of Eldest Daughter Syndromes

adding onto that kinda, i really liked how they used tails and knuckles in this movie :DD i was scared they'd kinda get shoved aside but NO!!! they both had great moments!!!! GOOD STORYTELLING HOLY SHIT I FORGOT HOLLYWOOD COULD DO THAT

ALSO the human characters continue to surprise me with how much i care about them lol, i wasnt as big on it in the second movie but i think thats cuz tom and maddie were separated from sonic most of the time that the focus was on them?? but in this movie, whenever tom and maddie were on screen they were usually WITH the boys or talking to them somehow, so i think i liked it better that way!!! they're both such good parents!!!! AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON STONE AND ROBOTNIK. GOD DAMN IT.

we need more Ozzie content overall. where is the good boy. i barely saw him

the shadow and maria moments were so well done and hit a lot of emotional beats for being such a short chunk of the film??? like they didn't have a ton of screentime together, but what they did have was PACKED. im an older sibling to a little brother and sibling relationships in media hit me so hard bro. i actually saw it with him in theaters the first two times i went and i was tearing up at maria and shadow's scenes together every time :(((( ark siblings you are so important to me !!! I NEED TO DRAW THEM

tbh i would've liked less of the Robotniks' shenanigans and a bit more of Shadow's backstory? i really enjoyed a lot of the Ivo and Gerald scenes, but it was starting to get a little old for me by the end, especially with some of the cutaways from the MAIN CHARACTERS. idk i just would've liked more shadow in the movie,,,, about shadow,,,,,, but also im biased so maybe its actually fine LMAO

That being said. i fucking LOVED ivo in this movie!!! PEAK EGGMAN BEHAVIOR OMG OMG OMG AND HIM SACRIFICING HIMSELF AT THE END??? AND THE FUCKING. DOOMED YAOI. STOBOTNIK YOU ARE SO IMPORTANT TO ME I NEED TO DRAW THEM SO BADLY I CANT WAIT ANYMORE IVE SEEN TOO MANY TIKTOK EDITS THAT REBOOTED MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY

having Live and Learn being a reoccurring motif was a galaxy brain creative decision and i applaud whoever did it

I LOVED the coloring they did for Super Shadow-- like, the rosey gold/platinum color??? PHENOMENALLLLLL IT WORKS SO WELL ON HIM!!!! I don't like Sonic's bright fucking yellow gold coloring as much, but I also dont think the model was as bad as everyone seems to think it was???? i dont know enough about it tho lol, in my eyes they both worked really well for the Super scenes :DDD

the moon scene . need i say more

also can we talk about how Shadow is like. blatantly suicidal. can we talk about that. does anybody want to share some thoughts about that. and maybe scream into a pillow. and have a crying session together. like i know *I* was suicidal at 15 but Shadow doesn't deserve that come on now

Sonic was great as always but -50 aura points for the second-hand embarrassment I felt every time "Konichi-WHAAAAAAAA" came up on screen oh my god i had to hide my face behind my fucking popcorn bag whenever that scene happened i couldnt handle it. my brother keeps saying it at random points during the day now because he knows it pisses me off. and its sonic's fault. ik hes supposed to be a cringe teenager but i do want to dropkick him occasionally /affectionate

tails is baby. tails is baby boy. i liked it when he flushed the crab. baby boy. did nothing wrong.

everytime i see a screenshot of shadow and his stupid wet-cat-kicked-puppy face i want to SCREAM. HOW DID THEY MAKE HIM SO CUTE. LIKE HIS MODEL IS GENUINELY PERFECT I CANT THINK OF ANY IMPROVEMENTS THEY COULD'VE MADE HE LOOKS COOL BUT CUTE BUT SAD BUT ANGRY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!! HES MY BABY AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE SHOWS UP IN THE FOURTH MOVIE I HOPE SOMEBODY (coughs stone coughs) ADOPTS HIM AND GIVES HIM A HOME I JUST WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY BRO

where the fuck did the chaos emeralds go. im kinda hoping shadow fell to earth with them, cuz that could lead to a possible plot with knuckles (or the whole team) having to recover them and running into him again :D

definitely my favorite sonic movie out of the current trilogy!!! it definitely wasn't perfect tho, and i dont think it's the masterpiece everyone makes it out to be-- like, there were definitely some issues I had with the writing at various points, and sometimes the pacing felt off? I do think it should've been like, at least 10-20 minutes longer, especially with the cut scenes that have been released. Stone pulling Ivo out of the wreckage SHOULD have stayed in!!! I dunno why they removed it!!! that being said, i LOVED IT and it's the movie that's gotten me obsessed with the Sonic franchise, so in my mind it's now one of my favs :DDD PLUS I SAW IT WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER AND HE LOVED IT AND WE HAD SO MUCH FUN SO NOW ITS JUST A GIANT HAPPY FEELING IN MY BRAIN WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT IT RAHHHHHH

anyway. Gabriella should kill them both

fanart wise-- dude im cooking up so much i promise. tbh the biggest issue is that i have so many ideas and so many WIPS that im just pingponging between them all and not actually finishing anything LMAO

[compacflt]

YOU'RE ALIVE??? - my reaction upon seeing your most recent reblog

Anyway, your fic and blog single-handedly kickstarted my U.S. military history obsession <3

im alive!!!! yeah I've been away for a while. it, ah... has not been a grrrreat time to be a military historian or a Big Fan of military propaganda pieces like Top Gun for the last year or so...

lmfao I just saw that the second trump admin plans to haul up all the commanders in charge of the Afghanistan withdrawal (which HE negotiated btw) in front of congress with the plan to charge them all with TREASON per the UCMJ (good fucking luck dude)

but um in my timeline... that includes navy secretary 2021-2022 tom iceman kazansky, bro... so in case you're wondering what these characters are up to in the present day apparently the answer is "getting investigated for treason." sorry to bring down the mood. my happy ending's a little sour now.

mostly I've been insanely busy. I graduate university in may & have to have a journalism capstone, an English research thesis (my paper on military commanding officers in fiction inspired by my top gun fics tbh) and a creative writing capstone (novel) done by march. plus job applications, work for the place where im currently freelancing, apartment hunting... so im a wee bit crunched lately.

some minor updates for anyone who still cares: I am, extremely slowly, still editing WWGATTAI & the other stories. I've finished a complete overhaul of the Carole-dies chapter, chapter 7, but have yet to post it because I'd like to sync a logistical change in the story across the other pieces. and I'm mostly done with a COMPLETE overhaul of chapter 6 (aka "the nineties" chapter where ice & mav move in together & build their family) which goes into much more detail about how... emotionally and logistically... they could pull that off. + a lot more baseball stuff + the Clinton sex scandal. which leaves just chapter 10 left to do. ugh, my least favorite, which is why im putting it off... and then debriefing etc. which won't take as long because I don't honestly care about debriefing at all and I just have very minor changes to make to it. slider doesn't need editing and idgaf about the other pieces.

once I finish with the edits, which will happen eventually I swear because more than anything I just want to hold the updated edited final thing in my hands the way I did with the first draft, I'll upload my pdf (with meta analysis and notes that go back to mid-2022) for u guys to do with as you wish

also for the m:i doubleheaders I am planning on editing my m:i fic pre-m:i8 next year and pending ilsa life status will write much much more

[gaydinosaurbananamilkcarton]

Can't wait for this Shinobu Vs Douma fight to be animated so y'all can see how badly she was whooping his ass. It's clear as day how she SHOULD HAVE won. but of course, they needed to fit kanao somewhere in the story (I'm not sure why) and even if they wanted to include her, it could've been Shinobu, Kanao, and Inosuke (while shinobu was alive💀) Vs. Douma. That would've been so much better. Shinobu was fast as hell, and she managed to stab him 8 times without him even knowing. She also stabbed him and drove him all the way into the wall (ceiling? I think it was cause she fell) even when her lungs were completely slashed. Yet she "was too weak to behead a demon" and then we got muichiro that's like 2 inches taller than her doing it💀 She very clearly should have won, and then she got eaten by him. Which is just bullshit. Then you got fucking giyu over there getting turned into a donut like rengoku did by akaza and that mf lived. Just straight bullshit. The dullest character survived while the best ones died. Mitsuri dying was just plain old mean and pointless. Why would you even do something like that?! Obanai dying made sense cause he carried. (I hate obamitsu as a ship) Idgaf, Tanjiro didn't carry AT ALL. (I hate tanjiro) Genya died but I don't really care cause I ain't care for his character. Sanemi deserved that pain. He said he ain't have no brother so god said "ight bet" and took him. Muichiro dying hurt. He didn't deserve that. I don't care for gyomei, but I gotta give him his props. He definitely carried when fighting kokushibo, and one of my favorite panels was when muzan turned into that big ass baby and gyomei pulled his ass back. Kaigaku Vs zenitsu was mid asf. (I hate zenitsu he the weakest of the group) Inosuke is the MOST UNDERRATED CHARACTER. He created his own breathing style, he can dislocate his joints at will, he kept up with zenitsu when he was using Godspeed technique💀, and he can shift his organs. Tanjiro pushed the rock with his slayer mark, inosuke never got one and did it💀 bro is BETTER than tanjiro at this point. I wish that rengoku's dad, shinjuro, fought during the battle. That would've been so tuff to see him fight akaza🗿then you got tanjiro that knew him for like 3 hours going on for 2 seasons and a movie about it🙈 Imagine if tengen got his slayer mark, and didn't have to retire. Would've been so OP. That blew me cause they really removed the BEST hashira 💀

[siriusblackdevotee]

I'm starting to think canon (or at least close to it) prongsfoot is fanon rosekiller..?? (do I have to say fanon because together they like, got one sentence max, of course they're fanon)

It's 3 AM, I'll circle back to whatever this means but right now my coherent thoughts are;

James and Sirius are privileged, rich fucks--treatment of Snape, all their comments towards him?? Yeah yikes

Unapologetic assholes--James harassment to lily and severus, James still messing with him even though he and Lily were together (?) Sirius' harassment to severus, Mr. I wish it was a full moon, the Prank and his idgaf attitude to it, matter of fact, his whole attitude after breaking out of prison?? Does this guy care about anything??

They match each other's freak--James constantly instigating shit and Sirius backing him up (?) James uses Peter to inflate his ego and then Sirius makes fun of Peter for it, not James tho (begs the question, do they ever call out each other??) clearly neither of them sees peter as equal (although yes, sure, mauraduers were as close as brothers)

Pretty chill with violence--again, James and Serverus, Sirius and Severus, Sirius and ready-to-kill peter, like bros been plotting since escape???

Obsessed with each other--Wont explain why Sirius is obsessed with James, but does James rejecting the dumbledore's offer to be a secret keeper to make it Sirius count?? And then Sirius is like no, and not Remus either, let's make it Peter and James is like, well ok??? Wtf??

Empathy where??--this is an extension to unapologetic assholes but still, they genuinely did not gaf about anyone else. They were horrible to everyone close to them (yes lily and remus) or near them and especially severus.

They both died but one of them didn't do much--Sirius was a parental figure to Harry (even if he was shit, he tried) and he brought unhinged comedy, that's all I need!! And idk what James did besides having a son that was key to ending the war. (Idk what Evan did but props to Barty cause he brought the return of Voldy!!)

That's how I interpret Rosekiller, this is no hate to the ship or the characters. This is literally why I love rosekiller, that they're not morally good and are very unhinged about it plus the obsession and that deep understanding with each other.

They are each other's first thought--James with wanting the secret keeper to be Sirius, Sirius being Sirius the entire series. He did not check up on Remus (his ex bsf) once after escaping even though he was very reachable, the first thing he did was check on harry (as he should)

Uh if you've read this far, know that this post isn't meant to have hate towards any characters or ships but if it comes across that way anyways, please do let me know what tags I should add.

Edit: how could I forget, they were ALWAYS around each other, 24/7 + Barty escaping his father to the Rosiers? Sirius escaping his family to the Potters? It's giving rosekiller core (??idk how canon is fanon core but here we are)

[malenjoyer]

Hi. There is no reason for me to tell this spesifically to you, but your post made me realize that nightwing's discowing era was, in fact, disco-wing (as in, a play from 'nightwing') and not discow-ing (as in, cow(?)) (no i dont know what discow is) (or is it dis-cow-ing, idk)

(bro i legit was so confused for so long)

(what does nightwing's shiny era has to do with cows)

(you dont know how long i've been like "yea sure whatever, discow-ing, whatever that means")

(Thank you so much)

Damn… you’re just out here living in confusion and winning the idgaf war.. 😭

[biggesttmntfanintheworld]

short and sweet rottmnt x gn! reader headcanons!

(im going crazy)

this is my first headcanon so if it sucks then idk

raph

BIGGEST SWEETHEART EVER BRO

would do anything for you

WOULD GIVE THE BEST HUGS UGH

says i love you 156 times a day

gets flustered so easily

will cook(make sandwiches) and clean for you

will visit you at school(btw you and april go to the same school lmao) in his silly football disguise

probably scared of cockroaches or any bug and makes you take them outside because he doesn't want to kill them(once again hes a sweetheart)

calls you sweetie bae baby honey and shorty(in a nice way i swear)

leo

smug asf

always gives you that silly smirk when he flusters you

tries to impress you with his skateboarding skills but he breaks his face in the process(but he says its worth it when you patch him up)

when you can't sleep he puts your head on his chest and beatboxes you to sleep(LMAO)

when your sad he does that book in the mouth thing(s1ep20ti7:15) to make you laugh(goofy ahh)

will portal sword you both to Paris to "have a romantic date on top of the Eiffel Tower"(you both almost died)

that being said he will portal sword you both ANYWHERE

calls you love mi vida(my life) mi corazón(my heart) and baby

donnie

IS A SWEETHEART IDGAF FIGHT ME

HE. IS. NOT. MEAN(sometimes)!!!!.

he likes physical affection 50/50 ok

he remembers everything you love like and hate using "Nature's Notepad"

he loves you as much as he loves his "dum dum brothers"(hes love them i swear)

make time for you and his inventions

he "maybe" loves you more than atomic lass just "maybe"(he does)

you guys have matching purple satin jackets(he got them for you both)

calls you love dove dearest my love and babe

mikey

SUPER BIGGEST SWEETHEART IN. THE. WORLDDD!!!!

would be your personal chef if you want him to

HUGS AND CUDDLES 24/7(if hes not being hero)

i can't put it in words of how much he loves you(he loves you a lot ok)

would do absolutely anything and everything for you

hugs you from behind a lot

insist on doing everything for you(he just loves you a lot)

like leo he tries to impress you with his skateboarding skills but he doesn't fail(like a boss)

calls you baby babe honey sweetie and pizza bite(in a nice way)

IM DONEE

i hope you liked it!!!!!!!!!!

btw if your going to request something its probably going to take a

bit

ANYWAYS BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[ctntduotism]

gyus can I be honest . Idgaf about quackity's stream tomorrow . Like if there are any major lore changes to cQ I don't think I can accept that, especially if he DIES

His ending was so conclusive already idk it feels wrong to bring it up again like . It's ended it's ended bro .

[spookyysinsanity]

my dean winchester headcanons!

he’s such a cat person. like he obvi likes dogs but u put him with a cat? he’s napping with it and kissing it and feeding it treats

love love loves movies like twilight or like tvd. he’d say he hates them but sam would catch him at like 3 am watching some twilight breaking dawn part 2 in the dean cave idgaf

he has at least 6 of his fav flannels like same color same size just a million of them

bro can COOOOOK

he def loves to blast music while he’s cooking. dawg gets jiggy with it too

he’d be weirdly good at ballroom dancing. idk i feel like he would slay the house down u feel me

he’s a horrible speller. borderline dyslexic

he’s fantastic at party games

probably has adhd - def has a whole ass cvs type RECEIPT of mental illnesses.

he watched all 19(20?) seasons of greys anatomy. he cried when mcdreamy died. his fav character was probs alex

enjoys teen mystery novels. like he probably read those 150-250 long chapter books when he got hella bored

goat at uno

he’d get one of those HUGE ass blanket hoodie things. live in that shit for months too.

if he had a pet (literally any kind) he’d teach it some sick ass tricks

he likes pink drinks. change my mind.

okay that’s all for now !! pls reblog and lmk if u want some dating dean hcs!!!