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Hello, I'm in a difficult situation and am potentially facing eviction. The apartment complex that I had applied to denied my application, putting me hundreds of dollars in the hole, and I am currently behind on my rent. I'm quickly realizing that finding a new place to stay will be significantly more difficult than I realized and that this process is going to be long. I am hoping to be able to make a big enough payment towards my back rent that I can stop them from filing eviction tomorrow (8/26) and give me some more breathing room to pay off the rest of the debt when I get paid.
I recognize that this is a problem of my own making and I'm preparing myself to deal with the consequences of it as best I can. I can only be thankful and appreciative for the enormous amount of support I've received over the years but especially since my mom passed away in December. Anything helps as my budget is currently operating on very slim margins.
Cash app: $nkokay Paypal: [email protected]
#did you guys know they invented a like#renter-specific credit score-like system @_@#like separate from a credit check i now have some kind of renter score
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if i see one more person try to claim aziraphale doesn’t love crowley as much as crowley loves aziraphale i will throw hands.
say it with me: just because they show & express their love for each other differently doesn’t mean one of them loves the other more
#some of y’all will do anything to make aziraphale the bad guy and honestly i’m tired of it#like yes i know anthony “acts of service’’ crowley is out here wearing his love on his sleeve#but if you for one second try to convince me aziraphale did not INVENT heart eyes i don’t know what to say to you#aziraphale is so fucking in love it’s insane#y’all were not paying any attention if you think aziraphale doesn’t love crowley back#i will not tolerate aziraphale slander any longer#aziraphale apologist#anthony j crowley#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#good omens#ineffable wives
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i have no explanation for this
#james fitzjames#og james fitzjames#the terror#my drawings#the terror dan simmons#historical james fitzjames#the franklin expedition#now this was a few months ago#but i think the idea was#that franklin & fitzjames look like the kind of guys who would be absolutely crazy about Nutella#nevermind that it hadn’t been invented yet#and uh#this happened#polar explorer fanart#the terror fanart#james fitzjames fanart#drawn in a moment of sleep deprivation induced madness#that’s really all i can say for myself#imagine how much it would suck to be in your early thirties on your very first arctic expedition (that you thought would be a breeze)#and now suddenly you’re in charge (because your boss died)#(possibly both his bosses— we don’t know!)#and it’s really just a no win situation all around#like yeah you signed up for this#and you were so sure it would be a good time that you got several of your friends to sign up with you#so there’s absolutely no one to blame but yourself#but how could you know it would be this bad#no other expedition here (as far as i know) ever had a 100% fatality rate#but i guess there always has to be a first#(but why did you have to be the first?)#you know?
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#referring to people who say this after having SEEN Journey’s End#doctor who#tenth doctor#rose tyler#tentoo#tentoorose#tenrose#dw memes#like were we watching the same show#because I don’t know how to tell you this#but they did#also#not only did they wind up together#but it’s been confirmed that they’re happy#and they’re brilliant#and Tentoo is the Doctor#good god almighty#how are you gonna ignore the guy who literally invented Rose#AND Tentoo#and Journey’s End#how are you gonna sink into a pit of headcanon despair when the happy ending is glowing in your face right now#sigh#dw spoilers
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AAAAANNNDDD THEYRE BACK PEOPLE.
what I will be watching all day tomorrow instead of studying for my exams
natm 1
natm 2
natm 3
and brokeback mountain for the funzies
this is very fun
#i blame the song someone new by hozier bc every time i hear it i think of these two#i dont know what kind of ingrained mind control this is but idc#i love these little guys#did you know love was actually invented in 2006 when natm 1 dropped#these two invented enemies to lovers#red and blue ships 4 lyf#someone stop me from talking like that please the jokes are going too far#natm fandom#natm#natm jedediah#natm octavius#natm jedtavius#jedtavius#night at the museum#enemies to lovers
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i just spent my morning learning the 9-1-1 magnet theory lore and now i can’t see straight
#to the four people who basically invented this whole thing i have 2 things to say#thank you#are you doing okay?#i feel spn levels of insane at the moment#i want it to be real but i also think it would be really funny if it was just like a prop guy#moving the magnets around for fun when he was bored#but at least some of it HAS to have an explanation like where are the magnet men#why those quotes and where did gob bluth go#and the calendars??? pls. america explain#i now know the true meaning of brainrot#girl i thought the couch theory was a lot?? nohr#also this was not meant to be a straight/gay joke but i don’t feel like rewording it so there#the fridge magnet theory#911 magnet theory#buddie#diaz family#buckley diaz family#eddie diaz#christopher diaz#evan buckley#911 show#911 abc#911 fox#em saying things
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watching people discover the fucked up science guy part of viktor's lore and then being like "we need to acknowledge that he's a fucked up science guy 😔" is so funny. like yeah, he is a fucked up science guy who thinks ethics committees are bullshit because in his mind having rights temporarily violated is perfectly fine if it means saving lives—especially when the ones condemning his beliefs don't offer what they consider to be an ethical alternative to fix the problem and simply let it continue to exist.
and yeah, he's a fucked up science guy who experimented on himself following a, quote: traumatic period of introspection. he had a mental breakdown, fell into a major depressive episode, and spending this horrible time of his life "alone in the depths" reinforced and radicalized his previous beliefs, and to showcase his beliefs (and to try and get rid of his emotions because of how overwhelming they were) he turned himself into a cyborg (and did in fact make himself worse in certain ways but ehh who cares /j).
and yeah, he's a fucked up science guy who gave a kid back alley anti anxiety meds so he could face down his bullies, but he did so after making him a cozy beverage, teaching him about the dangers of propaganda and baseless rumors, and having him scream into a megaphone to freak out said bullies because it was funny (not that he'd admit to finding it funny because then he'd have to admit to having emotions, and well he can't do that, no sir).
so yes, viktor is a fucked up science guy, but that's half his charm! he cares so much about helping people, but he's a weirdo and freak about it! though to be fair, in the city that also has a chemically enhanced werewolf (warwick), a sentient blob of goo (zac), a wind and water goddess (janna), and a literal war criminal who invented chemical warfare (singed), among many other wacky individuals, he's pretty normal all things considered! fucked up science is just a part of life in zaun, my dudes!
#viktor league of legends#machine herald#uhh those are the only tags I'm doing#still not making a lol tag < is my lol tag#absolutely no hate or offense intended towards anyone bringing up viktor's deeply questionable ethics btw#it's just genuinely a really funny phenomenon to me is all#fr though viktor (and zaun) are meant to represent that dark messy side of science people don't like to acknowledge exists#we would not be where we are today scientifically if it weren't for the people who willingly or unwilling crossed the line#according to a reddit ama the person who wrote viktor’s 2016 lore was directly inspired by the scientists who invented local anesthesia#and tested it on themselves before testing it on patients! obviously what viktor did is just a smidge more extreme than that#but you get the point#he's not evil he's just not exactly mentally well lmao. except the times where he is an evil super villain#95% of the time he should be a weird but otherwise normal guy and the other 5% he should rob banks with his buddies for comedic effect#as zaun is all dark and gritty and deals with complicated complex themes but also it's like a saturday morning cartoon down there#that story from legends of runeterra where viktor takes away all of jinx’s weapons and then gets beat up by vi for it bc she didn't know#that's why the two of them were causing trouble is so fucking funny. just another tuesday am I right?#to be clear I intentionally took a more comedic tone w this post bc I don't have the energy to get into a nuanced discussion of ethics#and discuss the themes of academic elitism mental illness and other stuff in viktor's lore seriously#nor am i particularly knowledgeable of certain aspects that play a part in his lore aka glorious (r)evolution
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thinking about the time they actually gave joey dialogue in the new teen titans: games…

“He could be role-playing with us. Art represents civilization. Maybe he’s showing us his end game?”
this says sooo much about him: his deductive reasoning skills, his appreciation for art, his understanding of other people’s psychology. i need more stories where joey gets to play detective, especially in an art or music history context, and i NEED him to have proper dialogue
#imagining an art heist job with his mom in the searchers inc. comic that exists in my head#let him be thoughtful & have a personality beyond just the sweet helpful guy who’s a good listener#we see some of this skill as a tactician in ntt#(that issue where titans tower gets attacked by the hybrid comes to mind#plus the super inventive ways he uses his powers in general)#but there’s a level of characterization you get from dialogue that he’s almost never given in ntt#there are some narration boxes that kind of give insight into his thoughts#and then there’s that issue in late late ntt that has excerpts from a book he’s writing about the titans#but in general other characters vaguely paraphrase things he signs or we just see their response & what he even said is only implied#really it wouldn’t be hard to give him dialogue like at all they did it here with text boxes that have quotation marks#you could also use angle brackets like they do in american comics when a character’s speaking in a language other than english#just have a little ‘*translated from american sign language’ as an editor’s note & people will know what’s going on#joey wilson#the new teen titans: games#undescribed
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IVE BEEN DRAWING FOR 10 SLUTTY SLUTTY YEARS ND IM LEARNING *NOW* THAT THE VANISHING POINTS DEPEND ON THE BOJECT??????????????? IF CUBE ROTATE THE VPOINTS MIVE WITH IT ON THE HORIZON???????? NOT ARBITRATY PARALLELS BEAMED BY EYEBALL IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT MORE OFTEN THAN NOT BY *ESSENTIALLY COINCIDENCE* IT'S ALL IN THE SAME GRID??? YOU'RE TELLING ME NOW??? ARE TOU FUCKING WITH ME SIR
#everything is so much clearer#why did noone mention this. ever. im losing my mind#i adore art it's my passion i fucking despise art it's my passion#i need to figure this out more im still baffled bc perspective headachey but i am now onto something#and then someone will be like “well yeah it was mentioned in this book that literally everyone (but you apparently) have read fifty times?”#and it'll turn out to have been “cOmMoN kNoWleDgE” this whole time BUT UNTIL THEN...!#I AM ONTO SOMETHING.#op is onto nothing probably op will vanish into horizon and will be cursed with bix drawing until the foreseeable future#*box#im gonna go draw boxes GONNIGHT HAP HALLOW DRINK WATER BOOBYEEEEE#maiora bla bla blas#ps if you're the guy my brain invented who knows more than me please teach me everything#like in general but for this time perspective wise
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thinking about the adam's red sclera you were talking about. if his aura is constantly trying to prevent it from getting worse, would someone with aura amp semblance like jaune be able to cure it? it wouldn't give him back his vision, but stop the chronic pain maybe?
it also gets me thinking about the fact that blake has chronic pain on her scar where he stabbed her (i cant recall where the chronic pain fact was mentioned nor implied, so i cant really tell if it's canon or fanon), which got talked about a lot back when the volume was out
In theory, I don't see why an Aura boost couldn't help cure an infection. It completely closed Weiss's injury and that was complete impalement open to the air! A true feast for bacteria. I imagine even modern doctors would struggle with a wound like that
Once again, though, we bump against the reality that a) Adam shouldn't have this infection after literal years. (6 years minimum if my math from the comics is right.) It should've either been healed or taken out to prevent more damage, and b) Auras aren't consistent throughout RWBY because the writers care more about Events than Story. In some cases, Aura will stand up to incredible amounts of force and others be shattered in a single hit, even with the same character! (Ex. Ghira in the v5 fight vs the ambush in the Adam short/Yang in pretty much any fight yet going down in a single hit from Neo in v8.) Scars are just another Event for the writers, story and logic be damned. (Seriously, how the fuck did Cinder lose both her arm and eye? I don't think the writers know. Or care.)
As for Blake's wound, that is 110% fanon. I have no idea how a stab just above the hip would lead to chronic pain. Perhaps in flashbacks or nightmares she would relive the pain, but unless there were complications with the healing (considering she was leaping on rooftops shortly after, this is not the case), that should be the only pain she gets. I can only hope someone made an ignorant mistake rather than deliberately foisting more suffering onto Blake just so Adam would look worse
#rwde#anon hours#yang didnt even get phantom pains for her *lopped arm.* aint no way chronic pain for a stab is canon#the way people want blake to suffer at a much higher rate than any of the others is just Weird#and its always as a result of Adam or to prompt a reaction from yang (or weiss when its racist shit specifically)#anyway i know less abt modern medicine than i do for medieval practices#did you know that honey was used as far back as ancient egypt for its antiseptic and antibacterial qualities?#or that a guy named john bradmore invented a new instrument for extracting arrowheads from deep wounds?#its called the bradmore screw and it looks like a torture device. probs felt like one too since painkillers are a more recent discovery#reading the iliad really prompts the mind#back then infections were the biggest thing to worry abt bc they had basically nothing to cure them#they could only prevent as well as they could w herbs and warm water#terrifying to think abt
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i identify as a lesbian and that's not wrong because I like woman in a profoundly gay way and I recognize that I'm going to be gendered female because of my appearance and I'm apathetic enough about it to allow it except in my presence and sometimes even then but the way I feel about gender In General extends completely to all other aspects of my life like sure woman are hot in a way that I don't typically feel about men but also I do find butch masculinity wildly attractive when it's done on purpose and I think it's just that I like when people color outside the lines if I'm gonna be a weird queer freak then I'm gonna be a Weird Queer Freak and I've become So About It that I'm like... offended?? when people assume I'm doing something regular and normal?? like it's very very important to me that everyone knows I am doing All This aggressively On Purpose I Know that many things would make me more paletable to Most People but I'm not interested in being more palteable I am interested in finding other weird queer freaks!!!!
anyway all that to say that I sometimes get Quite In My Head about the fact that I am doing this Situationship with a straight man who is simultaneously 1. very comfortable with his gender and sexuality as a straight man 2. wildly attracted to me and 3. not thinking of me as a woman because both of the people IN the situationship are very aware this is all very queer I am aware that it Appears oftentimes to be just yknow regular heterosexuality
which is also why it really grinds my gears when chronically online teenagers and adults who should know better are like "this is the only way to be queer" and get all het up about like dykes fucking fags or whatever like babes you're just reinventing the same boxes the cis heteropatriarchy already wants to put us in. put down the iron bars come outside we're all doing drag and making out in the soft, soft grass under the warm bright sun
#i know it sounds like I'm inventing a guy to get mad at and i AM but also that guy exists and I have seen him#and also it's not really the point of the post#or rather it's the source of my own internal strife#and this is how I deal with that#brinn's marble run#I'm going to try and remember that tag#if you just want art go follow @brinnanzaart#anyway yesterday in bed this heterosexual cis man said to me 'did you ever think you'd be such a gay little boy who likes dick so much'#like. these are not things you say if you're actively pretending your partner is a regular cis woman#which to be clear I would be fine with#I do not care what people do in the privacy of their own heads#I only care when it affects me or I have to experience it#if you wanna think I'm a straight girl faking for nonexistant internet clout then go with god#but if you say that to my face I'll reach through your computer and pull your asshole through your mouth#like I'm in not in charge of your thoughts#I AM in charge of setting boundaries for how people treat me#and if you don't meet my standards you don't get to be part of my life
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ok you know. the Ellu in dav crossover au is very fun but i am a little bit enchanted by the concept of him AND Rynn at once. Best of both worlds in a sense.
#posts that sound like noise to everyone but me fdjgfd#but like. yeah rynn gets to be the main leader and have an emotional connection to the world he's fighting for#while not keeping emotional distance from everyone around him jkgfh#but then you ALSO have Ellu there to make some of the tougher choices that Rynn doesn't fully trust himself to make / would come to regret#(cough minrathous/treviso cough)#and willing to shelter the blame of it too so the guilt doesnt eat Rynn alive#and companion wise Rynn would actually know what the fuck to say to Taash for example. whereas Ellu is. *gesturing vaguely*#not equipped to understand these conversations. guy barely has a sense of personhood if that- much less knows what gender is#i feel like it makes all the companion dynamics so much more interesting actually#balancing out Rynn's kind naivete with a more experienced but also much more unhinged perspective fjkgdf#wait did i just invent Alistair and Orion dynamic 2.0. ...you saw nothing fdjghdf#yeah nah not really Orion is VERY different but funnily enough would approve of Ellu's choices way more than Rynn's 😭rip little guy#but yeah the companion arcs..#some pushback on Bellara freeing the archive because unlike them both Ellu's not saddled with misplaced guilt about the ancient elves#some pushback on the griffons going back to the wardens because. Ellu's not biased 😭#(though i still think they have a much better infrastructure for breeding them and ensuring they survive so Rynn could win that argument)#ellu and rynn being the angel and devil on harding's shoulders during her quest fkgj (not that one option is bad but you get the joke)#ellu getting psychic damage after hearing the concept of lichdom is a good thing here etc#also what the situation would be with Solas in two Rook world. all potential options are hysterical#Do they BOTH communicate with him in the fade prison? they both hate his ass - does he get twice the amount of bullying?#Ellu by the standards of his world probably counts as a spirit with a body in dragon age- so how does this affect things?#does Solas hear 'THAT'S your god of trickery??? pathetic' from what he sees as a spirit of chaos#and does that give him a teensy existential crisis fghhdfgh#also fun because ellu's age is intentionally impossible to gauge because fey time bullshit but could very well be in the thousands#on technicality of time dilation at the very least#so placing that little idiot in this world is SO fun.. so many options..#'wah wah i'm the dread wolf I have no spine when i have to do what's right but my slaver girlfriend doesnt agree#but i will end a world inhabited by people because they're mortal now and i dont see them as people :( ' GET A GRIP GRADPA#-> said by guy who may be older than him
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pertaining to the idea of tenax’s band of strays i do think it’s touching that the kids are the ones who saved him and waited outside the door to make sure he’s okay. for all tenax claims to be harsh and cruel it’s a fine indicator of his character that the kids won’t rest without him and are there every time he’s in danger.
#AND I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE I HAD THEM STEALING THEIR WAY OMTO#THE PLATFORMS WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNNNN oh i love being right#also that all the kids are there watching when he kills the guy whose name i forget because i simply cannot hold names in my brain but the#evil one. who i was like oh thank GOD he died i was so sick of this plot he kept killing everyone & i screeched when he almost got claudia#something something calla saying ‘you’re not a child anymore’ about tenax’s cruelty to the brothers (which in my twisted narratives. sorry.#there’s only one scorpus who KNEW the child tenax was. the child he’s still healing and caring for. all of the children whose eyes he looks#into and sees a hurt that’s just like his? the children tenax saved whether he’ll admit it or not? scorpus saved him. and that’s all)#(also this is a terrible thing to say i knew it about but like. oh i knew it about the master of the house. tenax making sure NO ONE#touches the kids or does anything with them really but Claudia and him—the people he trusts which also now includes calla but he makes sure#it’s someone he knows. also do we have a claudia backstory??? or would i just get to invent a reason why she’s there and what she’s doing#and why she’s so loyal to tenax. did she also see the child he was and that’s why she’s so protective of him but also why she gets along#with calla so well because the two of them see how he’s festered in that. like calla fully has the rights here i think she should rip him a#new one for his lack of decency and good qualities he can be corrupt without being cruel y’know. and he should be called out on his#peter pan ass behavior you’re not a child!! there are such consequences!!! dream a little bigger a little kinder!!! change the dream you#made up with scorpus when you were a young angry teenager and make it fit who you are NOW. the life you want NOW not the life you thought#you should have & deserved. what did you learn from growing up. what changed. what do you need now & what do you want. not the same things#and i too wish that this was 30k and covered their entire backstory#BUT IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION of i also need it to be 100k canon-divergent (presumably. i’m only through episode eight. but i can’t imagine#that they will follow the plot EYE would write because they need to have a second season & you can’t have that without conflict which means#titus overthrown scorpus is gonna die metaphorically or literally etc etc the gold faction in shambles but technically triumphant with#domitian on the throne and tenax in a position of patrician power accepted into their society but still not equal and happy. whereas lmao#domitian you’re getting shipped off to some other city because your plot to overthrow titus failed and yet he is merciful enough he won’t#kill you he just sends you and hermes together (at which point over the months long journey you forgive and re-learn each other bc titus#didn’t know of the betrayal he thought it would be kind to send your (ex-)lover with you. do we see how this works perfectly) & tenax falls#back into the underworld where he now knows he belongs because blood is everything except when it isn’t. when he realizes what he has is#worth more. no matter if the blood he has is tainted or patrician the blood oath he swore with scorpus iron on their tongues means more.#calla’s split lip defending him and their winnings. kwaame’s blood on the hard packed sand of the arena fighting to stay alive and to come#home to them. the fire in aura’s cheeks when she laughs at ivy. SURPRISEEEE EVERY NARRATIVE IS A FOUND FAMILY I GUESS IT SPRUNG ON ME TOO.#and tenax doesn’t mind a little dirt and bribery every now and then. doesn’t aspire to former heights and shining brilliant out of shadows.#the gaudiness of gold &flash of fools’ dreams. YES CAN I FINALLY PLS GET MY BLACK FACTION TO REPLACE THE ILL-FATED GOLD THATLL COLLAPSE W/D
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john.miko should not be in the evil torture labyrinth they should be the protagonists of a slice-of-life anime
#lem text#🚈#🎞️#an episodic comedy where they’re trying to live extremely mundane lives but nonsense keeps happening to them. you understand#and whatever they get roped into always rube-goldbergs into them losing their job so they’re in a new place every episodefnmgkf#(<-in phineas&ferb ‘inventions always end up destroyed’ fashion)#the other characters are recurring passerby & customers and they’re always like ‘how are you working here now. what happened.’#f.uuta gets especially tired of running into them. ‘how the fuck did you get hired at GAMESTOP you guys don’t know SHIT ABOUT VIDEO GAMES’#do you ever like a character so much that you’re sad they’re not in a hundred other stories. that’s me with themn#IF ONLY THEY DIDN’T LIVE IN ANGSTTTTTLANDDDDD…….;;;
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in episode 6 of season 1 kono's former surfing mentor gets shot and the team tries to get her to take the day off, but steve starts that campaign (and has final say, obviously - later danny says to kono "what are you doing here? boss told you to take the day off" and i had to rewind to make sure that danny DID actually call steve the boss), and it's like, uh, hum, buddy? steve, my friend? did you forget that literally the only reason you're standing there in hawaii with this special team telling kono to skip a case that's personal is that FIVE EPISODES PREVIOUSLY (that's like, a quarter of a season at best) you did the most extreme ever version of NOT skipping a personal case?? this guy (steve) really just tries to tell kono that she shouldn't be investigating the murder of the man who was "like a second father" to her, when he's recently made a major life change just so he could investigate the murder of hIS OWN FATHER. sir, you're leading a team with special permission from the governor to Make Everything Personal And Never Step Back. you've cultivated a culture in which people would investigate their OWN murder if they could and still not see any emotional or ethical problems with running after suspects while holding an object that can shoot people dead and a badge that says they can do that if they want. and now you're trying to tell kono she can't be doing that? talk about mixed messages, man.
#at its core there's the very simple explanation of just basic misogyny. kono has to suffer for it in every episode so this one too#HOWEVER. i think it would be funnier to invent ridiculous in-universe explanations that step around that#like. a) steve bumped his head at some point in the last few episodes and he's a little woozy but obviously he's superseal#so he's totally fine to keep working. nothing wrong with him! he's completely- hey danny i didn't know you had an identical twin#b) steve didn't hijack that first case because of his dad#he did it because he met a short shouty guy who threatened to beat him up and he had to find a way to stick close#so yes! the rule is that you should take a day off if you're trying to investigate your dad's murder for family reasons.#but you DON'T have to take the day off if you're doing it because you're trying to get laid (and/or married). they're different things kono#*#h50
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RIP reo speedwagon (the jojo's bizarre adventure character) you would've loved reo speedwagon (the american rock band)
#muffin mumbles#jjba#iwas reading rhe wikipedia page for the band (Did you know they performed with pitbull. like dale mr worldwide mr 305. that pitbull)#and the band was formed in 1967 so iwas like huh i wonder when they character named after the band died. because like#**the (not they)#he was born a century earlier <- i was actuwlly right about this robert eo speedwagon (the character) was born in 1863#so in jjba canon: reo speedwagon (the character who is named after the band) ++#predates reo speedwagon (the band who the character is named after) by 106 years. Thats awesome. do you think in jojo world they were like#hey this dude seems pretty cool. lets name out band after him. Was it compleyely unrelated? does the band exist in jjba world i hope it doe#did rhe guy who invented the car the band is named after (who named the car after himself-- his initals were REO) name it after him?#cause like. this is the timeline pf events here: in 1863 robert eo speedwagon is born. we dont know what the eo stands for#in 1915 the reo speed wagon is introduced (named after its inventor whose initials are ransom eli olds)#in 1969 the band REO speedwagon (sometimes stylized R.E.O. speedwagon) is formed. theyre named after the car#(it was a random thing they picked because it got mentioned in someones uni class? i think?)#so in my mind. im thinking yhese are all correlated#in jojo world not in real life. sadly.#so im going to choose to believe the car guy heard about the speedwagon foundation and went huh. sick name! he just added his own initials#(REO) unrelated he fidnt know speedwagons (the guy) full name#and then in turn the band named themselves after the car. this is true in my heart#wait semi related what the hell was joseph thinking when he heard thet band like on the radio i know he did i know this. was he like ? Huh?#joseph joestar watching 70s & 80s musicians have the exact same names as the guys with crazy powers he fought decades ago: huh! thats weird#um i got off topic. i just wantef to make the joke in theactuwl post itself but alas. i love a good ramble#thisis a joke post (obviously) but im not joking about the ''you wouldve loved reo speedwagon'' part. i think he would 100% enjoy the music#authors note: this took me just shy of four hours to post becausde i put it in my drafts from my phone to edit in browser because#the tags broke in the editor (as they often do for me)#and this somehow ended in a detour of me installing & uninstalling & reinstalling a stupid amount of chrome extensions#because i managed to get rid of the likes and reblogs buttons i couldnt interact with posts. awful. its ok tho i solved it
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