#did you REALLY have to send me a 'not all G/t tags are sexual...' ask? did you really?
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spicymotte · 3 days ago
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Also, I find the habit of sending strangers anon asks on Tumblr along the lines of 'hi oh my god, I'm so sorry to bother you but this thing you posted in a very personal post that relates to a very specific situation that made you uncomfortable is actually not entirely correct :/' just..... unnecessary. and very chronically online, I gotta say.
I'm not sending this to be nitpicky or annoying, so I am so sorry if it seems this way. (This is in regards to the Transformers reblogs of your posts with 'g/t' tags and whatnot)
Long story short, 'g/t' or 'giant/tiny' isn't necessarily something just for kinks or something sexual. (macro/micro is). G/t is essentially the sfw version of that. Most people into g/t just simply enjoy the interaction of much larger life forms with smaller ones. So it's not something sexual or romantic for many. I don't believe the reblogger necessarily meant that you find such things sexual or romantic. Just that you enjoy the size difference aspect in a non-sexual way.
Once again I'm so sorry if I came out rude in any way shape or form, I suck at tone. I'm sorry if other have been filling your ask box with similar messages too, so then please ignore this. Have a wonderful day/night/evening/afternoon!
Hi! Though I understand that you and many others don’t use G/t and something sexual... many do. Some use the macro/micro tag and some use G/t. Been there, seen that. That aside, I didn’t even complain mainly about that I don’t want any sexual tags under my art - my art often gets tagged with not sfw tags - I don’t like that people make assumptions about me.
It’s very rude to just put someone into a niche. I’m not tagging other people’s art with the “accusation” (using the words very loosely here) of the artist not knowing they’re into that stuff yet - for example teratophilia, nesting, age regression or pet play, which can be also both not sexual and very sexual, depending on who you are and what your preferences are.
I set boundaries on my blog and for my art and then you coming into my inbox saying you don’t want to be nitpicky or rude is… well, it’s a choice.
the point of my post was: don’t make assumptions about me. even worse if it’s sexual, but even if not, just don’t do it. It’s extremely rude and if you think that I'm overly sensitive or 'get things wrong' then please just block me. This is my blog and if I'm uncomfortable with something and want to set boundaries, I will do so.
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veryace-ficrecs · 8 months ago
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Batman Outsider POV Fic Recs
This list will include all ratings and tags, so read at your own discretion! :)
Wait... you're backup? by Ceciliedr - Rated T
When her team is captured by Lex Luther, Traci can do little more than cross her fingers for a rescue. When someone does crash the party, it isn't anyone she knows. Traci sincerely hopes the guy in the red helmet is on their side.
library card by mikkal - Rated T
Jason Todd, Red Hood, and the Park Row Public Library (and her librarians).
Finding a New Perspective by njw - Rated T
“I got this, Hood.” Red Robin sounds annoyed as he arcs and twists through the air, kicking one henchman into another and wrenching the gun away from a third while simultaneously retracting his grappling line and then launching it to catch another unwary henchman. Just, how?
“I can see you do,” Red Hood says, and wait. Was his voice always that deep? Is he… Maya squints. Is he staring at Red Robin’s ass?
She blinks, then studies the line of sight more closely. Maybe he’s just checking out Red Robin’s kneecaps, in preparation for shooting at them? That seems more his style. Sexual attraction is kind of confusing and she still doesn’t totally believe Tosh that it’s actually as big a thing as people make it out to be—seriously, do other people really spend that much time thinking about it? Sounds fake but okay.
But no, Red Hood’s helmet is totally pointed at Red Robin’s ass. Huh. That’s new.
Captain Marvel's Adopted? by Len_suilon_mellon - Rated T
When Captain Marvel sends out a distress call, the only League member available is Batman. Bruce comes to his aid, but he finds out that Billy is a 10-year-old homeless orphan with black hair and blue eyes. Obviously, he makes the only logical decision and adopts Billy. Because it's Bruce—who's allergic to revealing life-changing information—the League is left in the dark. This story is written as 5+1 story from the Justice League's POV as they attempt to define the weird relationship between Batman and Captain Marvel. 5 times they didn't realize Batman had adopted Captain Marvel, and the 1 time they did.
The Startling Secret Identity of The Batman by Nokomis - Rated T
Good evening, super-sleuths! Boy, do we have a treat for you today. We’re delving into one of the biggest unsolved mysteries of the modern era. The million-dollar question. The billion-dollar question, if one of these theories holds water. That’s right. We’re gonna risk life, limb and sanity by asking the question… who is The Batman? [In-universe Buzzfeed Unsolved accidentally stumbles on Batman’s secret identity. The Batfam reacts.]
playacting by nex_et_nox - Rated G
“So,” Jim said, “are you one of Wayne’s new kids?” Because only siblings acted that way toward each other, and it seemed like every time Gotham turned around, Bruce Wayne was adopting more kids. It was a reasonable question. “What?” Jay asked. “No, I’m—” He paused. Very slowly, his head tilted as he looked over Jim’s shoulder in the most obvious way he possibly could. Jim Gordon accidentally meets the "newest" member of the Wayne family.
5 times the Justice League catch Bruce acting domestically by TimesBeingWhatTheyAre - Rated G
...and the one time he lets them see it aka 5 times the kids torment Bruce, and the time that he actually arranges a meet-up and minds are blown
the politics of dancing by TheResurrectionist - Not Rated
After months of silence following his mysterious resurrection from the dead, the prodigal Wayne heir shows up at an unlikely meeting. “Where is Mr. Wayne?” Jason crossed his legs, cracking his neck. “He’s not coming.” “I was assured Mr. Wayne would be here.” “Tough. Looks like you’ll have to settle for me, huh?”
I Love My Gay Son(s) by reeby10 - Rated G
But the part that had everyone’s attention was the shirt, a plain white t-shirt with “I LOVE MY GAY SON” emblazoned across the chest in bold, rainbow letters.
Bat Out Of Hell by arguablysomaya - Rated G
Five times the Bats are weird, and one time that weirdness saves the world Or, the Bats are weird, everyone that’s even remotely aware of the superhero game knows this. But, odd as they are, they’re still humans. Which is why it should probably be impossible that they’re such forces of chaos. And when they’re all together? Well, most people are just glad they’re on the good side. And they are. Mostly.
The five times Flash came to Gotham for help and the one time he didn't need to (5+1) by Silver_Athena - Not Rated
Barry needs help solving a murder, he goes to Gotham for help. Though he's looking for Batman he seems to constantly run into new heroes. Why do they all seem connected to Batman? --- “You know where he lives?” “I practically live there myself, why is this so surprising to you? You’ve worked with him for- Oh… oh my God, you guys don’t know!"
A Break in Tradition by incogneat_oh - Not Rated
Gordon had seen something when he caught the canary yellow cape out the corner of his eye– something in the way the kid had moved. So he figures he should ask, “You doing okay up there, son?” AKA: The one where Jim Gordon minds a tiny vigilante until his bigger, scarier partner can collect him.
gotham aviary by pepperfield - Rated G
“I see you have a new addition to the family,” Bella says, smiling at the group pushing their father along toward the plaza stairs. “Yeah, we stole him from his backyard,” Jason tells her brightly.
“average billionaire adopts 1000 children a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average billionaire adopts 0 children per year. Orphans Bruc, who lives in cave & adopts over 1 child each month, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
what goes around by Goldmonger - Rated G
A civilian accidentally kills the Joker. It’s a confusing time for everybody.
artemis crock coming to the wrong conclusions by impravidus - Rated G
Nightwing has his hands outstretched, his palms opening and closing exaggeratedly. Red Hood shakes his head. “I am not gonna—” “Just one?” Nightwing interjects sweetly. “Please please please?” “You are such an idiot—” “Just ooone. C’mon, Hood. Don’t these arms look so warm and inviting?” “Inviting for a stab, yeah.” Artemis sees Nightwing being his affectionate (or as Red Hood would put it, extremely annoying) self and comes to the wrong conclusions.
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lilxberry · 4 years ago
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NSFW Alphabet - Jughead Jones*
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NSFW Alphabet Version
Fic Relating To Kink: COMING SOON
Warnings: NSFW obviously. Mentions of SMUT. Contains sexual gifs that may include nudity.
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
God, he’s so soft and sweet. He takes such good care of you, softly asking if you’re okay, if you need anything or just plainly whispering sweet words into your ear as you come down from both your highs.
B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Jughead likes his hands for many reasons. There’s surprisingly quite a difference in size compared to yours and they cover a large area of your skin when he kneads and squeezes and grips at your thighs when things heat up between you. Plus, he can certainly pleasure you well with them *wink wonk*
Now, he absolutely loves, LOVES, your thighs. It’s pretty obvious from the amount of touching. Jughead loves to tease you by subtly placing his hand a bit to high up on them, giving them a quick squeeze before massaging his thumb across it, sending tingles straight through your being and a heat rushing straight to your core.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
I mean, you’re both still in high school so you’re pretty careful. Some form of contraception is in play usually. It’s rare you take the risk of pulling out but, when you do, God he loves the sight of it covering your ass and the small of your back or covering your thighs and abdomen.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Jughead honestly can’t get enough of you sat in his lap facing him, running your hands through his hair, nuzzling into the crook of his neck, warming his cock as he writes.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He’s experienced, but only in so many ways. He can definitely hit the right spot when it comes to missionary but, throw in a position that’s new for him and it becomes a very important learning curve in your relationship.
F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)
He kinda loves it when you’re on top, riding him at any pace that you set. When he’s pretty pissed or needs to release some pent-up energy/anger, he can go pretty primal and dominant, pounding into you vicariously but usually, you’re on top, whispering sweet words to each other.
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G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He’s pretty serious when it comes to your intimacy but, that doesn’t mean there aren’t moments where he won’t make you laugh a smidge, and vice versa.
H = Hair (how well-groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Jughead is more on the natural side, but only because there isn’t really any grooming nessicary. You both agree that you’re comfortable with how everything is maintained in both of your lower areas.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Jug is super romantic. I mean, he’s an author for God’s sake. Even if the pace or position isn’t exactly one that would “sweep you off your feet”, his words definitely will.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He’s human. He’s a warm-blooded male that has serious levels of testosterone. Of course, he masturbates. Granted, it practically never happens anymore, especially since he barely did so when single.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Jug enjoys marking you and being marked. Not to an extreme, of course. Light scratches, gentle biting, light spanking on your ass and the back of your thighs, nothing that leaves visual evidence for more than a few days.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
He’s usually over yours and desk and bed are usually the surfaces you find yourselves doing it on a lot. You’ve had the sneaky session at school, but nothing compares to the comfort and privacy at home.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Honestly, so many things could get this boy going when it comes to you. When you’re angry, when you’re making huge breaks in cases that you work on together, when you throw your leg over him when you’re cuddling and watching a movie, when you cross your leg over the other and show them off slightly. Anything you do could get his motor running.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Jughead absolutely hates the prospect of sharing, even just visually.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
You two actually don’t take part in oral as often as the usual expected when it comes to sexually active teens. You two are rather good at it but prefer to feel each other in other ways.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
It’s all dependant on mood, position and occasion, along with time. Usually, like mentioned before, when you’re on top, you usually set the pace, with the occasional assistance from him.
You tend to go slow and sensual, but if your limited with time or your in a particular mood, it can definitely be quickened.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Definitely not opposed it them, especially with everything going on in Riverdale. You never know when you can get interrupted. Snap thrusts of his cock and quickened circles around your clit and you’re all set for a quick session before you have to go meet the gang.
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R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Risk taking isn’t a huge part within your sex lives as it is in your everyday lives. Jughead and you both agreed that less risk is definitely good.
But that doesn’t mean he isn’t game to experiment. Maybe a new position you are yet to try, maybe something that usually isn’t found within the bedroom brought in.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He can actually go for a good 3 rounds with enough time to cool off in-between. Obviously, if you haven’t participated in such activities in length of time, it’s usually one and both you and Jughead are done. Although, that singular one round can definitely be long.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He doesn’t own any, and you only really have a single bullet vibrator. He usually isn’t around when it’s put to use but, it can definitely come into play when you guys do phone sex. Plus, he thinks he does a better job than a little toy. (Which he does.)
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
OH BOY DOES HE TEASE. He whispers absolute pure filth when in public while he smirks ever so smugly. His touch is like fire when he does this. Any little touch feels searing hot, and you feel weak at the knees. You undoubtedly become putty in his hands and it just becomes a game of how long you can hold out until you’re both alone.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Apart from the sweet talk while inside of you, Jughead is a grunter. His grunts are deep which only egg you on further.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He would love to be dominated fully. He loves his power over you in the bedroom, even when you’re on top, he’s still relatively in control. So, the thought of you taking charge, even tying his hands to the headboard of the bed all the while you control when he cums is something that really gets him going.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Jughead is pretty average but that doesn’t lower the quality of pleasure he gives you. It seems he’s just the perfect size for you, hitting all of the right spots.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Although he never masturbated a lot, his sex drive is definitely high. Sex is a very common occurrence within your relationship.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
If the day had been tiring, yeah, you’re both pretty prone to falling asleep quickly. The two of you do enjoy just softly talking between you both whilst cuddling when you can, though.
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If you would like to be tagged in the up-coming fic related to this post, just let me know
Anywho, I hope you enjoyed
As always, constructive criticism and requests are welcomed and greatly appreciated :D
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mayaflowerxs · 3 years ago
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hi there! can you do nsfw a-z for hendery? thank you! <3
NSFW Alphabet w/ Hendery
Warning: Smutty!
A/N: Thank u for the request hope you enjoy!
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Aftercare:
He’s alllll for aftercare. Even if he’s not there with you and are doing phone sex he still does it. He’s asking you if you’re okay, to go get cleaned up, get some rest, eat and take a few minutes to yourself. If he went too hard on you he tends to stay with you whether it’s on the bed cuddling or just flat out following you to make sure you’re not having a hard time walking or doing any other activities that’s requiring you to move. Your safety means the world to him so even when you tell him you’re fine he won’t stop budging. At one point I can see him brushing you off and sending you to the couch or bed while he cleans and fixes the place up.
Body Part:
Not really a body part but he loves your hair. He loves tugging your hair just as much as he loves his being tugged.
Cum:
In any hole really. Hendery is just a sucker to see you full of him. He doesn’t like it splattered on you because he’s convinced it’s being wasteful and he may or may not have a breeding kink 😶
Dirty secret:
He has an oral fixation. Like the dude is literally in love with eating you out and sometimes it can get too much for you when you two get intimate. He can’t help it he loves it so much but won’t show it because he thinks you might get annoy of him constantly attacking your pussy :( so when you two do get handsy he seriously does not hold back at all. If he gets to a point where he has you practically sobbing then so be it but he’s not going to back off until he’s for sure done with you (if that’s what you’re into)
Experience:
I see him as experienced. Had a partner here and there and definitely went past making out. But oh boy they just didn’t hit the way you do. Everything he always wanted to try out was with you which is why it’s all the more special. Because you’re so accepting that he grows more and more confident in pleasuring you.
Favorite position:
Definitely doggy and cowgirl. He needs to be in charge. Now when you’re in cowgirl he never once has you think you’re in charge. I see him as one who’s very dominant behind all that goofiness. He’ll have you leaned down on his chest, an arm around your neck and the other around your waist as he relentlessly pounded into your fucked out cunt. Not holding back until every last drop is deeply stuffed in.
Goofy:
Okay he’s definitely goofy in the beginning. He’ll crack a hole here and there and overall just make it all the more comfortable. But as soon as the first moan leaves one of your guys mouth he’s inner dom comes out and no more Hendery now you’re face with Kunhang.
Hair:
Honestly it’s one or the other. No I’m between he’s a pretty confident man so he won’t worry whether he still keep it nice and trimmed to bare. If he wants to leave it as is he will and same goes for you. He literally does not mind what you do with your girl down there as long as he’s stilling tapping it it’s literally all that matters to him smh.
Intimacy:
The only time there’s real intimacy is if you two have been away for a long time. Missing you so much just as has him wrapped around you the entire time. And when you two are climaxing he’s pressing kisses to your shoulder, temple, lips anywhere silencing telling you, you did a good job and he loves you so so much.
Jerk off:
Oh yeah. He does it quite often. The boy literally is a puppy who grew attachment issues. He tends to miss your touch and presence and eventually that longing turns into sexual frustration that he just can’t tame. Kinda surprised how he still hasn’t been caught cuz of how often he does it especially since he shares his room. He loves to jerk off with you, so phone sex is a must.
Kink:
The biggest breeding kinker. Bondage. Those are his go to but he’s up for anything. Nothing is ever a routine when it comes to him he always has to try something new, nothing to big of a new but just something to spice things up. So things like choking, he grew fond of that as well. He also tried using ice but it only irritated him because the ice wouldn’t stop sliding down so that was a big turn off for him which only resulted in him taking out his frustration on you, annoyed that it didn’t work out to well but hey you didn’t mind. You got fucked by a frustrated Hendery that’s a pretty win win for you.
Location:
Okay hear me out, Hendery is literally in denial when it comes to this. But the man can literally do it ANYWHERE. Just with the right amount of edging and or sexual tension is why gets him to snap. Usually when his mind isn’t going fuzzy and he’s not in a lustful state he won’t even think to the idea of taking you in a public restroom. Or fucking you in the car in a parking lot filled with other cars. But as soon as you begin to tease him or whisper him how much you need him he slowly starts turning into the dommy man you oh so love just like his regular self and before you know it you’re coming back home with a slight limp.
Motivation:
How lost you get. You will be minding your own business but won’t notice how every move you’re making is a bit more seductive to Hendery’s eyes. He snaps as soon as you flash him that ‘innocent’ smile at him and that’s when he has you pinned. He also loves how confident you get, when you’re in the mood you don’t hold back. Already on a mission to tag Hendery’s whereabouts and pounce on him. Seriously ends up falling more in love with you when he’s all of a sudden gets dragged away from his activities and pushed onto a surface to lay or sit on. Biting his lip as you begin to attack him in kisses. Yeah he’s a goner right then and there.
No:
Honestly Hendery says no to anything he considers not that fun or interesting. Like the ice, won’t ever do that again what a waste of time and ice.
Oral:
My god YES. He loves you sucking him but usually he gets impatient because he’s the one who wants to eat you out. Might get a bit selfish because you like oral too so he might take up your time just so that he gets to work on you. The boy literally loves eating pussy he can go for hours and not get tired. Though eventually it gets too much your hands are pushing at his head and legs desperately trying to shut, hot tears running down your cheek by how sensitive you’re getting. Close to seeing spots.
Pace:
He has a good pace. Not too fast or slow, doesn’t stop often nor does he pound into you continuously without break. He knows exactly what pace to go which is right in the middle of it all which is what gets you to cum hard. His pace reflects on his thrusts and stamina and when all three come together he gets his baby happily pleasured which is all that matters to him.
Quickies:
Into it definitely. Hendery is overall a sex addict. That’s the truth. And the thing is he does good when you’re not around, for some time. But once your in view, in arms length or just the mention of your name is an instant click in his brain to desperately fuck you to tomorrow. Always before practice, after concerts, before grocery shopping. Hell he might even drag you to the bathroom and fuck you while you two were in the middle of shopping. He’s all for it and he’s not ashamed of it.
Risk:
Doesn’t give a fuck. Quite frankly he wishes someone catches you two in the act. Just the mere thought already has him climaxing so hard. Just seeing the shocked face of someone catching him fucking you balls deep is probably a deep desire of his. Like I said earlier this man can fuck you anywhere and won’t care who can see.
Stamina:
This boy has such a high sex drive he’s learned how to keep a high stamina. Hell even after you two are finished he still might have some energy he still needs to let off but never acts upon it because he sees how tired and worn out you are he just no longer has the heart to keep you going. You already did so much for him his needs can wait.
Toys:
Yes! I see Hendery as secretly kinky so using toys is a must for him. He’ll mostly use them to edge you on, yes he might like using them but he will never have a toy make you cum. If anything only he can, not even a toy shall do that to you. I also see him as the type to have lots of phone sex with you and have you use them but as soon as you’re close to cumming he’ll demand you to get rid of em and use your fingers to finish you off.
Unfair:
It’s a 50/50 for him. Usually he likes to tease you but not for long. He’s not the biggest fan of not giving you what you want.
Volume:
I feel like he’s one who’s kinda shy to show you his sounds of pleasure when you first go out but the more he gets comfortable and the more you reassure him he gets more vocal. Now that doesn’t mean he’s the loudest mf, I feel like he is only ever loud when he hits the spot to the point where his fingers are practically leaving a bruise on you by how good it feels. But other than that he’ll most likely grunt and have heavy breathing. Sweat running down his forehead which is what gets you going and have you get him to grunt louder when you either ride him faster or squeeze around him.
Wildcard:
When he plays video games with the boys he tends to have you on his lap throughout the game. Cock warming is his absolute favorite. He treats it like a challenge. How long can he have you on his lap without fucking you and usually it lasts around four rounds until he’s saying goodbye and fucking you from behind. Letting all his sexual needs on to you who is currently shaking his desk top like crazy.
X-ray:
Feel like he’s a bit over average. I feel like he’s more long than girthier but doesn’t mean it’s skinny as hell. Don’t get it twisted the boy be packing no doubt.
Yearning:
The man craves for you literally all the time. The only time he doesn’t yearn for you is if scheduling is kicking his ass and he’s too sleep deprived to even eat properly. Even then he might make it up by having lazy sex with you as soon as he wakes up. You guys have sex pretty regularly, if anything it’s a lot than regularly. You must have some nice working birth control because man with all these rounds and you’re still not knocked up. Only making it a challenge for Hendery to succeed in. And let me tell you once he challenges himself he most definitely succeeds.
Zzz:
Hendery is either or. It’s either he’s so worn out of his energy he falls asleep or he still has some energy left and uses that to clean up and yourselves. Usually because of how much he puts you through you’ll be the one knocked out so he’ll probably distract himself by playing the drums or doing what Hendery usually does.
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nessaxc · 3 years ago
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I Get Off || Kuroo Tetsurou
Kuroo wakes you in the middle of the night, thinking you’re having a nightmare. It’s quite the opposite actually, and you decide to show him exactly what you were dreaming about.
a/n: This is a bit choppy but I really wanted to write something with Kuroo I hope you all like it anyway <3
Rating: Explicit
Words: 1.9k
Tags: Sexual Content, Dirty Talk, Masturbation, Mutual Masturbation, Wet Dream, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Smut, Rough Sex, Voyeurism
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You’ve always loved Kuroo’s eyes. They are intense and beautiful, especially when they glaze over with lust. Though your own are closed, you can feel him watching you as you writhe and moan on the bed, your hand between your legs. He wanted to watch this time, which is a surprise since he normally can’t keep his hands to himself. Once he’s in your bed, that’s it. He’s touching you all over, pulling, gripping, claiming.
You’re getting closer with each stroke, moaning loudly while Kuroo whispers your name…
“Baby, wake up.”
You wake with a gasp, body trembling and feverish. Kuroo looms over you and from the moonlight shining in through the window, he looks worried.
“Tetsurou?” you question, unsure if you’re still dreaming.
“You were thrashing and whimpering something fierce,” he says, pushing your hair back from your sweaty forehead. “Nightmare?”
No, god no. It wasn’t a nightmare. Far from it. It was one of the hottest dreams you’ve ever had and your cunt is throbbing, begging for more. You wrap your legs around him, yanking him down on top of you.
“Nope,” you say and press your lips to his in an urgent kiss.
Kuroo clearly isn’t expecting it. You must have woken him up with your thrashing because he’s slow to reciprocate. Once he does however, he grunts into your kisses, wrapping his arms around you so you’re cradled to his chest.
“So a good one?” he teases between kisses.
“Mmm, so good,” you respond, dragging a hand through his sleep mussed hair.
“Tell me about it,” he urges. “If it’s one thing I love hearing about, it’s naughty dreams.”
“I’d rather show you.”
A dirty smile crosses Kuroo’s face. “Even better. I can use a midnight treat,” he says.
Grinning, you push on Kuroo’s chest, forcing him off of you so you can sit up. You toss the blanket to the side, nodding towards the armchair in the corner of the room. “Over there,” you order.
Kuroo doesn’t move right away. He remains seated on his heels, an eyebrow raised questioningly. “What do you expect me to do way over there?” he asks.
You lean in close, pulling back slightly when he tries to steal another kiss. “Watch,” you answer.
Kuroo lets out a soft breath of air, mouth twitching into a smirk. “You gonna touch yourself for me, baby?”
“Not if you don’t go sit,” you tease.
Kuroo chuckles, taking the kiss he wants before sliding off the bed. He crosses the room to the chair, pausing to turn the closet light on. It floods the room in a soft glow; enough for him to see you better, but not too much to bother either of you. He takes a seat in the chair, leaning back with an amused expression.
You kick the rest of the blankets away and pull your over-sized t-shirt off, carelessly tossing it onto the floor. Kuroo’s eyes darken at the sight of your breasts, your nipples already peaked from your arousal and the slight chill in the room. You pile the pillows behind you, settling against them and shifting around to get comfortable.
“Alright, Y/N, give me a show then,” he says.
You chuckle softly, slowly spreading your legs. From his position, Kuroo has a full view of everything, which is exactly what you want. Relaxing into the soft mattress, you let one hand reach up to cup your breast, while the other starts a gentle pattern of circles on your stomach. Neither really does much for you, but after being woken so abruptly, you need a second to center yourself. You focus on both feelings, letting your body relax into a peaceful state.
Kuroo has gone unusually still as he watches the display.
With one hand, you gently massage and tweak your nipple, until it’s as stiff as possible. The other hand travels lower and lower, until you’re able to drag a finger through your wetness. You gently stroke your finger along your slit, more for show than for pleasure. The dream certainly left you wound up, and you’re so slick that your movements are effortless. A second finger joins the first, spreading your lips apart to reveal the hidden hole just for Kuroo.
But it’s only for a second; just a teaser. Both fingers withdraw and Kuroo mutters a soft curse. Smiling to yourself, you close your eyes, drawing a few lazy circles around your clit with the tip of your finger. The action sends a shockwave of pleasure through your body, making you twitch. So you do it again, this time firmer. It coaxes a moan out of you and your hips rise off the bed to meet your hand.
You abandon your breast to slide your fingers through your hair, before letting your hand come to rest on the pillow above your head. You chance a peek at Kuroo to find him watching you intently, hand moves to carefully grasp his semi-hard cock. When you spread your folds for him again, he starts to stroke himself, watching the display with greedy eyes.
“You’re stunning,” he says in a thick voice.
“God I can feel you watching me,” you moan, two fingers resuming their path through your slit. Down to circle your hole, then up to circle your clit, coating yourself thoroughly in your own arousal.
“Wish I could taste you,” he growls.
“Just watch, baby,” you plead, squirming under your own ministrations. “You make me so wet.”
Kuroo moans, a low sound that sends waves of heat over you. Already a thin sheen of sweat has covered your body and you can feel your orgasm hovering just within reach. You must have been close when he woke you. You open your eyes fully and are met with the sight of Kuroo jerking off to the display, eyes narrowed in concentration and mouth slightly open as his breathing comes out in soft pants. You watch as his tongue darts out to wet his dry lips, his top teeth eventually pressing into the bottom one has he grunts.
Your fingers move a little quicker, circling your clit with alternating levels of pressure. First soft, than hard, until it becomes too much and you try soft again. You can’t keep your eyes open anymore, so you let them drift closed again, surrendering yourself to the sensation. With each rub and flick, your orgasm draws closer, your breathing becomes heavier, and Kuroo’s breathing matches. You can feel the pleasure tightening inside you, building and building until one more hard press makes it snap, sending you tumbling over the edge and into oblivion.
Your body reacts violently, twitching and shuddering under the onslaught as a fresh wave of moisture coats your fingers. You ride the orgasm as long as possible, hips gyrating into your hand until the pleasure finally recedes. Sated, your head lolls to the side and you open your blurry eyes to smile at Kuroo. His gaze is predatory as he stands, thick cock so hard it’s pointing straight out. He grabs a condom off the dresser as he crosses the room, tearing it open without breaking eye contact with you.
Pausing at the foot of the bed, Kuroo rolls the condom onto his prick, mouth turned up into a large smirk. Without a word he kneels with one knee on the mattress, reaching forward so he can seize your hips. One quick tug brings you to the edge and he stands again, hands running up your thighs and giving them an appreciative squeeze.
Kuroo enters you in a slow and smooth stroke, burying himself completely with the first thrust. You gasp, back arching as the angle makes it so he finds your g-spot immediately.
“What a sight you are right now, Y/N,” he pants, sliding out completely so you whimper at the sudden loss of him. “Should wake you up in the middle of the night more often.”
“Tetsurou, please,” you beg. “Fill me up. Give me your cock.”
Kuroo’s smirk returns and he shoves himself into you again, this time wringing a cry of pleasure out of you. He lifts your legs to place your ankles on his shoulders as he sets a slow pace. His arm comes to wrap around your upper thighs, effectively trapping you against him as he buries himself all the way with each thrust. The pacing picks up, his thrusts coming quicker now. Your breasts bounce as he fucks you and you stretch your arms above your head so he has a full view.
“Fuck,” he curses. “You’re so beautiful.”
Your body clings to his cock, and even with the condom you swear you can feel the thick vein that runs along the side; the one you love to trace with your tongue each time he’s in your mouth.
“Oh, Tetsurou!” you moan. “Fuck me like you mean it.”
His hips thrust forward harder, practically slamming into you now. Hands still stretched above your head, you dig your fingers into the bedsheet, twisting it as each shock of pleasure and raw need flow through your body. You move along with his thrusts as best you can, knowing you only have minutes until you come for a second time.
“Touch yourself, baby,” Kuroo pants, sweaty hair falling into his eyes until his flicks it away with a quick shake of his head.
One of your hands leaves the bed sheet to seek your nub, and it’s so oversensitive by this point you can’t press too hard. Your fingers swirl around it hurriedly, chasing another orgasm as Kuroo’s sloppy movements signal the arrival of his. He drops your legs so he can lean over you, pounding into you over and over again even as he leans in for a desperate kiss. Your free hand loops around his neck to keep him in place.
You taste his moan when he comes, shuddering and twitching in your arms just like you did mere moments ago. His mouth is relentless on yours, teeth nipping and tongue tasting while one of his hands grips your waist. He slams himself into you one more time, his other hand joining yours so his rough thumb can help you crest that final hill.
Your second orgasm is bigger than the first, the combination of Kuroo’s cock and kisses being too much for you to handle. Your cries are muffled as his tongue dives into your mouth, but he knows when you come because you cling to him tightly, legs around his waist and fingers buried in his hair. His hips eventually slow to a stop, and everything is still once more.
Panting heavily, neither of you make a move to untangle from each other. Kuroo’s forehead is resting on yours and he cups your cheek, keeping you in place.
“Perfection,” you whisper and he gives a small chuckle.
“That’s all you, Y/N.”
You open your eyes at the same time, his beautiful hazel ones glazed with lust. “No,” you say, cupping his cheek in return. “Not all of it.”
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seongsangsgf · 4 years ago
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Pairing:Hongjoong x Reader Word Count:2.2k Genre:Smut, Fluff Tags/warnings:very fluffy, soft sex, switch(sub lean)!hongjoong, switch!reader, first time, virgin!hongjoong, mentions of reader having fuck buddies in the past, handjob, oral(fem receiving), Hongjoong is shy in this gif:sanshine A/N:requested by @minionn98! I actuality found this cute while I was writing it 🥺
It’s been awhile since you and Hongjoong have been dating each other. It all started when Hongjoong noticed you as a worker at an expensive fragrance store. He was trying to find a cologne that he’d like to buy but was a little hesitant at first so he decided that he’d ask someone for assistance.
This is where you came into the picture. You found the blue-haired man cute and sweet. Hongjoong was a shy man to begin with. More so he became more shy when he saw you. He thought that you were beautiful hence the reason why he was at a loss for words.
But eventually your kind self helped him and recommended the new cologne that the store was selling that day. Since then Hongjoong would always appear every now and then to buy any new fragrance that the store would sell on a certain day.
In reality however he only went to the store to see you and wanted to ask you out for a date. He was scared though, having too many thoughts about you either rejecting his offer or you already dating someone else. But Hongjoong was relieved when you said yes to him and since then the two of you went out on many dates after your shift at the fragrance store was over.
Hongjoong has tried lots of new things with you along the way and he was happy about things going as planned. But then one day, Hongjoong began to think about the two of you having sex with each other. It was all thanks to one of his friends sending him a link to a porn website and watched at least a couple of videos on there, some rough and kinky and others soft and gentle. Hongjoong loves the soft porn videos more because there was more connection between the pornstars and since that he began having thoughts of the both of you making love to each other. He began to feel hesitant though, thinking that you might not be into it, it wasn’t the right time, or he might mess up.
Hongjoong thought that it was best for him to talk it over with you so that he wouldn’t feel so anxious.
You just came back home from your job when you were met with silence. Normally Hongjoong would go running into you and greet you whenever you came back but this was the complete opposite. The silence was already killing you so you decided to go upstairs to where your shared bedroom was.
When you finally approached your room, you saw your boyfriend sitting on the edge of the bed, looking down at the floor while nervously fidgeting his fingers.
“What’s wrong Joongie?” You asked, noticing how nervous he was.
“I-it’s nothing y/n, r-really!” He said smiling nervously, trying to hide the fact that he was feeling anxious and that he wanted to tell you something that has been in his head lately but couldn’t find the right words to say to you.
“Oh Hongjoong you can tell me whatever’s on your mind, I won’t judge you.” You encouraged him, sitting down next to him and gently caressing his face.
Hongjoong felt somewhat relieved at your words of encouragement because in the end you never judged him for the things that he said.
“Well i-it’s just that my one of m-my friends have sent m-me a link to a p-porn site and ever since then I began to have t-thoughts of d-doing all of the things that I’ve since from those v-videos with y-you.” He cringed at how small and timid his voice sounded but was at least proud to get everything out of his chest.
“Of course we can Joongie. I’m ok with it after all.” You have mentioned to him about how you had sex with a few fuck buddies before but that was before you began working. Luckily you were experienced enough with sexual intercourses so you thought that it would be best to guide him along the way. “Since this is your first time would you like for me to be gentle with you sweetie?” You asked softly while holding his hand.
“Y-yes please.” He said in his shy voice, cheeks turning pink.
“Ok then strip and lay down on the bed for me.”
Hongjoong began to get rid of his clothes while you did the same before laying on his back. The both of you admired each other’s exposed bodies, despite the fact that he was blushing at you staring at him, shyly closing his legs.
“Oh Joongie don’t be shy, I’ll take good care of you.” You assured him, getting on top of him before capturing his lips in a soft kiss.
Hongjoong melted into the kiss before he felt your hand wrap around his cock, jolting at the sudden touch and letting out a muffled moan.
“Does this feel good baby?” You asked as you pumped his cock at a steady pace while pinching his nipples, watching him squirm underneath you.
“Y-yes, I need m-more please!” He sobbed as he was enjoying the pleasure that you were giving him.
You granted his wish by speeding your hand a little faster, eliciting more of the beautiful sounds coming out from his mouth.
Hongjoong felt like he was in the clouds right now, not wanting this to end and feeling like he was gonna cum any minute now.
“Y/n I’m gonna c-cum! Let me cum p-please!” He cried as his orgasm was about to crash down on him.
“Go ahead baby boy, cum for me.” You whispered sultry in his ear.
Your seductive voice sent shivers to his spine as he came all over your hand and on his stomach, inhaling shakily as he experienced his first orgasm.
“T-thank you, y/n…” Hongjoong mewled as he was feeling the aftershocks.
A few seconds after he was brought back down to earth, Hongjoong was curious as to how heavenly you would sound, wanting to make you feel good as well.
“Y/n, may I eat you out please?”, he asked, voice beginning to sound a little confident.
You didn’t say anything but decided to lay down on the bed, spreading your legs so that he could get a good view of your pussy.
Hongjoong felt his cock twitch softly at how wet your cunt was, already wanting to do more things to you than just eat you out but also wanting to keep his promise.
He hovered over your body before leaning down to lick and suck on your nipples, making you let out a low moan.
He began to leave soft kisses from your stomach to your inner thighs before his tongue found your clit, kitten licking it before he actually began to eat you out.
“H-hongjoong~!” You moaned out loud, bucking your hips against his face while gently gripping his hair. You thought that he was doing a good job for someone who had no experience.
Hongjoong thought that you sounded beautiful so he decided to find more ways to pleasure you. He pushed two fingers into your tight cunt while sucking on your clit, coaxing the sweet sounds that came from your lips. From how loud and hot you sounded he could tell that he was doing a good job.
Your walls tightened around his fingers, making him think about how good you would feel around his member, the thought of it making his cock harden.
Hongjoong noticed that you were close to cumming so he licked and fingered you faster like if he were a famished man.
You let out a choked moan as you felt your walls spasm around his fingers, your juices gushing and making a mess all over your boyfriends’ face and fingers.
Hongjoong licked your cum off of his face clean while also sucking his fingers clean. If he were to be honest, he’d rather have you for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
“You did such a good job Joongie.” You cooed at him while ruffling the top of his head softly.
“Thank you y/n, I’m glad that I could make you feel as good as you made me feel too.” He smiled softly at you, blush appearing on his cheeks again but not as much as earlier. Hongjoong felt himself getting more comfortable as the moment went on.
“Is there anything else that you need help with Hongjoong?” You asked him softly, wondering about what other things he’d love to do with you now that he was doing good for his first time.
“Well there’s a position that I’ve seen that I’d like to try. Missionary I think that’s what it’s called?” Hongjoong questioned, wondering if that was the name that he was looking for. It became a personal favorite of his because with this position he could do eye contact with you and he’d once told you that your eyes look pretty.
“Ah yes I know what you're talking about baby.” You assured him, once again laying down on your back so that he could get the position right.
“Go ahead baby, you can put it in.” Giving him the green sign, he slid his member inside you, groaning when he felt your walls tighten.
You moaned softly at the stretch, already loving how good his cock felt inside of you.
Hongjoong moved his hips at a slow pace, making sure that the two of you were both comfortable and that he was gentle with you even though you had more experience than him.
You were letting out little sobs and moans as he was making you feel good with his cock, pleasing you in all the right places. You thought that he was fucking your better than your past fuck buddies because in reality he’s the only one that can make you experience euphoria like you are now.
“Hongjoong, more p-please!” You whimpered, wanting to feel more of him and wanting to know what he was capable of doing.
He did as he was told as he was thrusting into you a little faster, moaning loudly as the both of you stimulated each other with you rocking your hips, matching the speed of his thrusts to help him out.
If Hongjoong were to be honest, you looked very beautiful all fucked out, drowning in the pleasure that he was bringing to you. He too was also drowning in his own pleasure.
Hongjoong leaned down to kiss you passionately while holding onto your hand, not wanting the intimate moment to be over. You held onto the back of his head with your free hand to deepen the kiss. Eventually the kiss was broken when Hongjoong found your g-spot, making you let out a cry.
“Joongie I’m g-gonna cum!” You sobbed as you felt your orgasm approach, feeling your cunt get more tighter around his cock.
“Cum for me y/n, please!” He moaned in desperation of wanting you to spill all over his cock so that he could fill you up.
Moans and pitiful cries were heard in the room as the two of you came together, your heat spasming around your boyfriend’s cock as he breeded you full of his warm release.
A few minutes later the two of you were brought back down to earth before cleaning each other up, making sure to change the bedsheets into cleaner ones. Hongjoong nuzzles himself into your neck like if he were a little kitten. You rubbed your hands on his back while whispering gentle praises to him.
“You did so well Joongie, so good for me.” You cooed at him, running your fingers through his hair.
Hongjoong blushed a lot at the compliment before giving you his brightest smile. “Mm I’m glad that I did good for you y/n.” He said cheerfully, pecking your lips softly before actually kissing them. You kissed him back while hugging him, the two of you basking in the romantic moment.
The moment would last until you turned your head to look at the clock, reading 7:00 PM.
“Oh my it’s a little late now, I think I should cook dinner for us, I’m starving.” You stated before getting up from the bed, only to be pulled back down by Hongjoong.
“No I wanna take a nap with you!” He whined cutely.
“Ugh fine whatever.” You shrugged at him. In reality you couldn’t say no to someone as cute as Hongjoong. “I’m still gonna cook dinner though.”
Hongjoong smiled in victory before burying his head into your neck again, wanting more of your affection, to which you gave him that.
“Y/n?”
“Hm?”
“I love you~.” He cooed before planting some kisses onto your neck and jawline.
“I love you too baby~.” You ruffled his hair a little.
The two of you decided to take a nap. You hope that you don’t oversleep so that you can cook for your boyfriend, but then again you don't care. You just wanted to spend some time with your lovely prince right now.
Hongjoong was proud that he was able to do good at his first time, feeling like he completed the challenge. He was glad that he overcame his fears that he had in the beginning. But more importantly, Hongjoong was thankful that you guided him in his first time and he couldn’t wait to do it with you again.
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washymylifeaway · 4 years ago
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MatsuHana fanfic recs
HI LOVES :D MatsuHana is one of my FAVORITE ships and I always love reading their fics! I’m procrastinating my other wips rn, so that do be why this is coming out rn LOL. Also that ask really made me get onto writing this, so anon thank you for sending it in LOL. There are some with VERY sensitive topics and they’re very BOLD, but I hope you all are safe while going through this list <3 (also matsuhana leans more to lots of drinking, spicy smut scenes, and teenage boy humor (like d*ck jokes and sexual innuendos) and sometimes I don’t remember to warn for that, so again CAUTION)
As always, pls check WARNINGS, TAGS, and SUMMARIES for fics before reading and make sure you’re taking care of yourselves (since mental health is key!) Stay healthy loves <3
CP:
plus one by orphan_account (G) 6.1k // this fic made me feel so warm and fuzzy inside LOL. It’s also hilarious and is definitely worth a read! When will I get to share a heart shaped bed with someone :( But I really love it when they just go with the flow of things, and other people are like,,, aren’t you already dating? BUT THEY’RE LIKE UMMM NO? HSAKJSH.
rated m for by orphan_account (T) 10.7k // I love this fic it made me laugh so much throughout the whole thing! The vibes in this fic are immaculate and give me life (we love a good reunion with mystery writers), it is SO good! That’s why you should never leave/stop listening prematurely (@ iwa when he was a single dad fic). 
This gets annoying fast, Makki by Ink_stained_quills (G) 2.3k // IM IN LOVE WITH THIS FIC PLS I COULD NOT STOP CRYING TEARS OF LAUGHTER. This AU needs more fics PLEASE. It was SO freakin’ funny and the other teams KILLED ME. Like how they all approached the problem differently and how some of them (KUROO) asked for help LOL. Please this is so freaking funny go read it.
quidditch gloves, parchment, and custard cream by h_lovely (T) 12.4k // THIS IS SO GOOD, I love this fic. It really takes you through the emotions, and I love all the development in it!!!! Their relationship with one another (but only as homies right? ofc ofc), and even their families loving the other, this fic is so good! Read it even if you don’t like slow burn, you won’t even notice <3333
call me maybe by totooru (T) 33.6k // okay yea another (semi) chat fic,,, fight me. MatsuHana are just funny in general but throw some other characters (like Kuroo) into it and it turns into a comedy show. But the main point of this fic was like the near miss meetings and I think that the misunderstanding were hilarious (as much as I hate misunderstandings LOL).
Magical Mishaps and How to Deal by plumtrees (M) 10.9k // I lost this fic once and I searched for it FOR THE LONGEST TIME. But that’s cause I wanted to reread this masterpiece. IT’S SO FUNNY AND CUTE AND DOMESTIC AND UGH. Also the small angst made me SO SAD. But the ENDING? THE KISSES AHHHHHHH. (I’m yelling a lot BUT that’s cause I really love this fic <3333)
hang out fall in love by carafin (T) 8.6k // I love the Makki hates Mattsun initially but then falls for the irresistible charm he posses trope. It might be my favorite trope for MatsuHana specifically LOL. Like I really love this fic and it has MAGIC. It’s like a magical version of the VA one LOL. But like no radio shows or reunited best friends in this one :(
THESE ARE VERY ANGST!!!!!!!
boiled frogs by reginagalaxia (E) 91.5k // is it possible to hate a character this much? I never realized how much hate/rage I had in me. Really. Like. Imma boutta fight this MF LIKE SQUARE UP. The way I tried to manifest a fake characters death like,,,, Anyway. If my RAGE doesn’t explain how good of a freakin writer they are, then idk what will. PLEASE READ THE TAGS AND WARNINGS, THERE ARE VERY SENSITIVE TOPICS!!!!
Even Though it All Went Wrong by plumtrees (T) 9.2k // THIS IS THE REASON THIS POST CAME TO BE. I love this fic with all my heart (or what’s left of it). Like LOVE as in, this fic really broke me beyond just breaking me. Like. When Oikawa says what he says to Mattsun after the thing (you’re sorry __ _____ __ ____) and the Iwa right after (we know __’__ ___ ______ to make you ____ __ ____) (if you’re wondering wtf I’m putting here, just ctrl F you’re sorry and you’ll see), you cannot believe how hard that hit. GOD. (I am okay if you’re wondering :’)) This is my #1 favorite angst fic of all time and if you are okay mentally and have read the tags and warnings and are fine with them, then please read it. PLEASE READ THE TAGS AND WARNINGS, THERE ARE VERY SENSITIVE TOPICS!!!!
The Truth Comes Out by Your_Friendly_Neighborhood_Pigeon (T) 10.2k // this made me so sad and empty after I read it. Like I just sat there being like wtf did I just read I’m sad now. Again read the tags, there is a suicide attempt but there’s also some cheating in this one. This one also ends happy. PLEASE READ THE TAGS AND WARNINGS, THERE ARE VERY SENSITIVE TOPICS!!!!
New:
kiyala // this writer has a LOT of fluffy MatsuHana and I really love their works! It’s just all (for the most part) really cute and there’s a lotta blurred lines and boundaries that get cleared up (they define what their relationship is but with ~love~) in their fics :) My fav? Making Sense by kiyala (T) 1.5k // it’s very cute and I am one who loves when things just fall into place :D
tookumade // this writer has some of MY FAVORITE MatsuHana fics in it and I’m kinda really sad I don’t get to ramble on about them here :( (dw I will elsewhere LOL) If I had to choose, I would say Remind Me by tookumade (T) 28.6k and Zenith, Nadir by tookumade (T) 10.7k were my absolute favorites, but I cannot choose between them so don’t make me.
plumtrees // I LOVE THIS WRITER OMG. Again, someone who has written my all time FAVORITE fics (did I mention OF ALL TIME?) and I’ve obsessively read some of them too many times :’) Because I already recommended my other faves above, Captured Light by plumtrees (T) 3.5k will be my acting favorite rn. It’s really cute and depicts some really sweet moments between MatsuHana too!
h_lovely // this writer has SO MANY GOOD FICS! I really love their series and their getting together fics are all SO GOOD UGH. I recommended my favorite teen one above, but the other ones I loved are explicit so just check out this writer in general LOL. (I REALLY love mirror flower, water moon, it’s my favorite but it’s E cause some smexy scene happen, but it’s really SO good omfg. Also the roses series IS AMAZING as well!!!!)
cream puffs and carnations; by crossbelladonna (series) 11.6k // AU SERIES!!! I love the AU’s in this series and I really liked the prompts they chose for this MatsuHana week :D My favorite from this series might’ve been there he is again by crossbelladonna (T) 1.6k cause a) I love the mattsun hc in this (for his appearance) and b) IT’S CUTE :D I definitely related to Makki and his not very subtle crushing, and also I like the IwaOi + Makki as friends trope (and then they meet Mattsun), if you couldn’t tell yet LOL.
on the anatomy of crushes by carafin (T) 2.3k // (kinda cp but not LOL) it’s very short and cute and I love it a lot LOL. I love medical AU’s (even though it’s very back burner LOL), but also, like Mattsun saves the day is the move. Like the dedication he has even going on the bus? Especially for a guy? Amazing. I could never :’)
Parallel Lines by orphan_account (T) 16.3k // IN LOVE WITH THIS FIC LIVES IN MY MIND RENT FREE CONSTANTLY. I hate math. Just putting that out here. And while it’s a math fic, IT? IS? SO? GOOD???? And like I love it when characters are smart, like I love intelligent characters so like this was just ajndf. (also same Mattsun, I am allergic to normal math.) 
live it up, drink it in by punybastard (T) 2.1k // GAH this one! This is a pretty iconic fic in MatsuHana hell (in my personal opinion) and if I didn’t have that two fic limit on my staple fics, this would be there. I really loved the ending of it (v cute and v well done), but also the small side stories that were inserted made it all the more entertaining :D (aka the volleyball) But they are drinking underage, so if you’re not about that BE WARNED.
it's cold out here by bishounen_curious (M) 8.6k // PLEASE I LOVE THIS FIC. YES READ YESYESYES READ. OKAY FIRST check tags and warnings, there’s a lot going on in this fic. Like don’t be stupid like them, drinking underage, and don’t do drugs not a good idea very very bad. Aside from that, I am in love with sad sad sad Makki (along with stupid IwaOi) and him being a sad drunk made me ajhkjdfs. Just read it and feel the akfnakjs with me LMFAO.
poolside by tothemoon (T) 4.1k // I’m starting this out with I LOVE the ending and I REALLY LOVE the way this confession panned out. It’s such a great concept and it made me ajhfldshf inside!!! Also, recursive endings are some of my favorites (if you couldn’t already tell LOL), and I think it really makes something so nostalgic and adds depth to a fic.
The Courage of Stars by FairyLights101 (T) 7.1k // AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS FIC YES!!!! OKAY TW CANCER THERE’S CANCER IN THIS NO DEATH JUST PAIN and chemo (which basically is pain). Some controversy, but the angst part of me wanted him to die DONT GET ME WRONG, I’m glad he lived, but like imagine. I really love this fic, and his efforts in the bucket list were admirable :’)
we could be the greatest team by anyadisee (T) 5.7k // it’s my crack fic :D Yes, this is just Seijoh messing around, boys being boys, relationships being compared with other relationships. No pining, just me with my established relationships (and Iwa fanclubs cause those are a thing. ALWAYS).
Wet Your Whistle by darkmagicalgirl (E) 5.4k // SMUT ALERT okay but like while it’s a major plot point (lmfao I can’t believe myself), the storyline itself is good. Also, I’m all here for bartender Makki and tattoo Makki and not subtle at all Makki and basically everything Makki. I like banter and stupidity okay?
[obnoxious clucking noises] by parenthetic (renaissance) (T) 3.4k // some more crack fic for you <3333 Literally, just idiots being idiots. That’s the fic. LMFAO but seriously, I would like to participate as well,,,,, I have yet to lose a game of gay chicken cause of my lack of fear akdjaslk.
that's what you get (for waking up in vegas) by skittidyne (T) 4.2k // THIS IS SO FUNNY. I love Elvis cause he’s always officiating marriages in my fics LMFAO. But also IwaOi in this added some real nice comedy, and overall another crack fic but I really liked this one (AGAIN LMFAO).
A Bouquet of Flours by guyfierimpreg (G) 5.2k // first I want to know how they got the flour to scream, I just can’t figure it out so if anyone would like to send me pictures that’d be great. Second, they would do this bs and this is all canon. I said what I said, and I don’t take criticism. Like, matsuhana best parents proven by the magical mishaps fic (LMAO).
texting (with a capital S) by parenthetic (renaissance) (M) 2.1k // okay I just wanted to say that the accuracy in the math stuff being mentioned makes me feel like this writer was in calc ab or something and that’s trauma right there. Anyways, it’s a texting fic kinda sorta getting together kinda sorta not? Idk how to explain it, but it was funny and then smut LMFOAJIAHFSJS (the derail was just like IwaOi in gay chicken, someone call the police LMFAO).
nebulas by tothemoon (T) 10.8k // I like the casualness of it. Like the confession was just so casual (smooth Mattsun) and like the progression was GOOD. Like, it’s a very poetic fic and there’s lots of thinking of deeper meaning, but its still got some comedy sprinkled throughout. I really loved the flow of it!!!!
my heart beats for contract law by orphan_account (T) 4.4k // I too would have a breakdown over school (me pretending like I haven’t already done that ahaha), but I really love so many things about this fic! Everything was just so ajsdfljdsn and I really love the 3 part plan Mattsun comes up with :DDDD (esp pt 3). Also, to propose while having an emotional breakdown at 3am in a McDonalds drive through. A mf dream.
Reflex by hiuythn (T) 2.3k // PLEASE IF THEY DIDN’T MEET AT HS THIS WOULD BE CANON ASF. You cannot tell me you don’t think this would not be cannon asf. They would meet like this. Also poor Teuchi stuck in the middle of all of this. I haven’t watched naruto, but it doesn’t really matter. What matters is random emotional sexual bonding over something. That is important. (THE ENDING AJKFHKJ)
You're in Pink (and I'm in blue) by Hyeyu (T) 4.4k // whooooo Hanahaki whooo anyway, despite how it seems, I like the hanahaki trope. I don’t fully understand it sometimes (most of the time tbh), but it adds some nice angst and desperate confessions, and I do appreciate those :D Honestly, I really liked the way this fic panned out, and I felt really bad for Iwa LOL.
stranger things by tinypersonhotel (G) 10.2k // I really like this one :D:D:D I love Makki + Oikawa friendship and they’re really the best to each other :’) The ending was satisfying, and the PLOT omg. It was SO good. I feel like I say this a lot though LOL, but I’m just really into fics with good plot progression (or else I don’t read them OOPS).
something of a disaster by latenights (T) 1.4k // chaos ahahhaha. Another crack fic? I hope no one is surprised LOL. It’s just a really short and simple, cute getting together fic with a LOT of insults LOL. I love this one in particular, “Tooru’s dinner special”.
snakes, meth labs and something like love by orphan_account (G) 3.6k // THE ROOMMATE AD PLEASE. I honestly would never think Oikawa would get a snake, but that doesn’t matter LOL. This was me indulging myself in the makki IwaOi best friends and mattsun stranger agenda but it’s a great agenda okay? It’s a good fic and there’s a microwaved fish :D
Lemonade by carriecmoney (T) 4.1k // okay once again, responsible drinking and don’t drink underage bad idea smh. But MatsuHana just making out where they want? I could see that. Yeah. Anyway, as much as public make out seshes make me *gag* feel embarrassed, what made me feel more *gag* embarrassed was the fact that the girls? just? stood? there? Like why are you watching this. Is that just me? I feel like they should’ve left smh.
surprise, surprise by airblends (T) 7.6k // some more pining and dancing around the issue whoooo. As much as I hate them not getting to the point (almost as much as I hate misunderstandings), it was a great fic. This is nosebleed c*ck block (idk if I needed to censor that but I did fight me).
A God for Every Season by timkons (T) 18.4k // I love the Hades and Persephone trope! Okay, I just love mythology leave me be, but anyway I really love a lot of this fic. Like how Mattsun thinks it’s a little brighter with Makki? CUTE I LOVE. But also, the fish funeral is ridiculous but also very on brand for Oikawa. And some BokuKuroo (idk is that their ship) in here as well :DDD
The Best/Worst Places to Cry in the City by AngryKitten (T) 4.4k // literally it is the title. Just you know, looking for the best place to cry in the city,,,, I’d like to say, don’t cat call people cause we’re not about that here. Even if it worked out for them, just don’t do it :/ Also don’t follow strangers. I feel like that’s a given but jic ya know?
this isn't exactly how i thought i'd be spending my adult years by jadedpearl (NR) 7.5k // okay petty Makki is yes and so is my Makki + IwaOi agenda LOL. (I’m thriving here can’t you tell? Yes regular skype/phone calls constantly) Anyway, blackouts and sickness really be here getting people together. (I’m asking nicely, nike.) And Makki is smooth with his words. (SHORTER MEN MADE ME LAUGH)
chocolate by tellalie (T) 3.6k // the dedication in this fic was amazing. Like making a whole a cake? Someone go do that for me. (For mankind.) Fake dating is really something else, but fake dating to out gag your best friends? Seems like I need to step up my game (but no seriously, my best friends are PDA monsters I hate it here). Also practice confessions are wack.
FINALLY I MADE IT. You don’t know how many times I almost gave up on finishing LMFAO. Is this my longest list? Idk. But I just know that I would’ve finished faster if I didn’t end up rereading almost every fic on this list LMFAO. Like no seriously I almost had to make a post saying this wouldn’t be coming out cause I got distracted by one of the longer fics (I’m blaming Mirror Flower, Water Moon specifically). But I hope you enjoyed this, and once again go thank that anon for spurring me into finishing this list LMFAO (am I a horse? Yea, probably but if one thing, I’m not sturdy).
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rosaliepostsstuff · 4 years ago
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Chapter 4 - Of the D.A. and the good ol’ fashioned muggle beating
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warnings: swearing, sexual references, mentions of food, violence, a tiny bit of angst word count: 2895 a/n: I had so much fun getting back to this, but simultaneously, at the moment of checking and editing it I’m on my period and super irritable, so I’m not confident about how it came out, didn’t wan’t to hold it up any longer, though, so I hope you like it.
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 “Are you sure this is going to work?” Alicia Spinnet asked in a tiny whisper. “It has to, I mean, why wouldn’t it? It’s really simple, nothing complicated,” you answered while scoping an intersection before taking a turn. “Why didn’t we take Angie..?” Alicia fretted. “Oh, you know what she’d say. Besides, she’s got important things on her mind now, the quidditch team and all…” “Right, right…” Alicia nodded, “but we could’ve asked Fred and George..?” she complained, looking around the dark corridors. “We don’t need them,” you whispered back, “we can do this on our own, now pull yourself together, girl..!” you said, trying to hide just how nervous you were yourself. “Yeah… yeah, you’re right,” she started walking a little closer to you, as you lit the way with your wand, holding it low enough not to wake the portraits. “We’ve got this.”
 “How much do we need?” Alicia questioned, scraping some moss off of an old castle wall. “I dunno… a lot?” you shrugged your shoulders and she glared at you, “keep going, definitely more than that.”
“Did you hear that?” she froze, terrified. You looked around the two of you, scanning your surroundings as your heart rate spiked up, “I didn’t hear anything. Let’s switch, you keep a lookout,” you instructed.
 “Here goes nothing,” you pointed your wand at the bucket, standing in an abandoned storage room, in an empty part of the castle, “geminio.”
The bucket multiplied.
“Awesome…” said Alicia, before a long yawn escaped her lips. “Minnie would be proud of me,” you noted, then performed the same spell a few more times.
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 You were quite weary the next morning, having breakfast with Angelina and Alicia, who was having trouble staying awake over her bowl of cereal.
“Morning,” greeted Fred and George, sliding into empty seats, even though they had free period first, and were lazily greeted back.
Hermione was reading The Daily Prophet a few seats further, and after a few seconds Fred asked, “Inspections..?” “Yeah, she’s gonna be sitting in on our lessons now, apparently. To make reports,” Angelina answered flatly, with a bit of irritation in her voice. “Oh, that should be fun,” George commented, to which Fred added, “I bet, a real shit-show” with a smirk.
Only then George glanced at the still not quite healed sentence on your hand and his face fell a bit, as your friends continued the conversation. Instead of going over the same thoughts once again, he took notice of your posture, facial expression and tired eyes.
“What’s up?” he nudged you with his elbow lightly. “Huh..?” you mumbled. “You look like death,” he stated. “Oh, thanks, charmer,” you replied sarcastically, pouring yourself a bit more coffee. “Everything alright?” George asked. “Yeah, stayed up late, is all,” you answered, avoiding further explanation and George nodded in response.
“What do you have first period?” he asked after a bit of silence, even though he knew the answer. “Ancient runes.”
 Later that day, before lunch, you had charms with Flitwick. It was one of few classes George, Fred and you had together.
As soon as the three of you walked into the classroom you noticed the pink toad standing at the front, talking to Flitwick, and you groaned involuntarily.
You walked over to one of the long benches to take your usual seat. George, instead of going to the next one and take his usual seat with Fred behind you, kept walking with you.
“Ehm, excuse me? That’s- that’s my seat,” Clint Nicholson, the Ravenclaw boy who usually sat next to you, pointed out. George gave him a single glance, “find a new one, mate,” he told him and you watched, a bit puzzled. “Will do.” Clint nodded right away and walked away, sitting next to some housemate of his.
“What was that for?” you asked, puzzled, once Clint set his books down. George looked at you with his eyebrows slightly raised. “For your information, I’m here to make sure you don’t end up boiling up again, with her around,” he said, pointing quickly at Umbridge, then ruffled your hair.
You had no energy to argue, so you looked at him dazed for a couple seconds more. “Sorry,” he added quietly, fixing a few strands of hair he messed up on top of your head.
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 “Wait, is it the musty old shack at the end of one of the side roads?” Lee asked, shoving a bag full of Zonko’s merch in his backpack.
You had just finished shopping with the boys and the four of you were headed to the Hog’s Head Inn. Fred and George had a rough idea of where the pub could be but you were the only one who knew the location.
“I think, isn’t it?” said Fred, before you could answer. “Oooh I know now, the place where the owner has the goat..!” Lee exclaimed like it was the most exciting piece of information in the world, but that was just his talent. “The goat?” George questioned, puzzled, walking with his hands in his pockets. “I mean, a goat. But I heard the guy l e g i t  has a goat in there. Like, as a pet,” Lee went on, “or maybe..? Do you think he..?” he trailed off with a suggestive facial expression, making the twins laugh.
“Ugh, stop right there,” you halted their train of thought with disgust written on your face, trying not to picture it. “But yes, that is the place. Reckon we’re gonna need something less crowded... Dodgier.”
 You were the last people to join in. After everyone had a butterbeer in hand, they gathered round in front of Harry and you settled in a chair next to Fred and George. The crowd was versatile, mostly 5th years, with a few younger and older people.
Hermione was the one that started talking and then the conversation rolled around the topic of Defence Against the Dark Arts. Although you were quite skilled in that department, wanting to be an Auror, there were always things you could learn or practice, or maybe even help some others.
They started arguing about Harry’s accomplishments. He spoke about how difficult it was, you hadn’t expected to be so moved but when he spoke about being near losing a friend or really losing one, the reality hit you properly. It got you thinking about what if, as you looked at a pair of hands scrunching up a beanie to your right. What if you lost George?
 Coming to Hogwarts, you weren’t one of the most confident kids. You got sorted into Gryffindor and naturally got somewhat close to other Gryffindors in your year. George and Fred were wild from day one. They were easy-going and somehow always managed to make you feel comfortable. By the end of your first year, you’d already considered them your proper friends.
It was always easier with George. Although you’d also trust Fred with everything and in return, you could kill for him, you’d always go to George first. So it became not only Fred, George and Y/N but also George and Y/N.
George was always there and understood. With George, you could communicate without words. He always had the right thing to say when you needed him most, and where words were unnecessary or ineffective, he knew the right thing to do. All that on top of being an all-around great guy.
You were always each other’s biggest support, and over the years developed some shared interests. You could still remember the time you discovered your shared love for one particular book series and how it became so special.
It was in your second year that you mentioned reading it. You had just been rereading the second tome right before the third was about to come out. George shared that he loved the books too, but Fred found the plot boring and overcomplicated. When the third tome came out, you both rushed with your pocket money to buy it and raced each other who could read it faster. You had so much fun with it and sharing your thoughts, you couldn’t wait until the continuation would come out. Next year, however, when the book was about to be released, George was really sheepish about it. After many attempts, you managed to learn that with George’s younger brother starting school, his parents didn’t have enough money for him to buy the book. So you did, and you read it together – that’s how the tradition started. As the series was continued, no matter which one of you paid for the book, you’d always read it together. Over the years you forgot about the money aspect of it – you just loved spending hours upon hours with your best friend, engrossed in your favourite story. Sharing the experience with George made it that much more amusing, memorable and so, so special.
So after all that, what would happen if he was gone one day?
“That’s not what he said,” you were pulled out of your thoughts by Fred’s voice when he snarled at Zacharias Smith. George pulled some long, metal object out of his Zonko’s bag, “Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?” he inquired. “Or any part of your body, really, we’re not fussy where we stick this,” added Fred.
A wide grin appeared on your face and you started blinking away some tears you hadn’t even noticed were about to appear a moment before. You looked down at your feet, not wanting George to notice that, but you still smiled to yourself.
You were proud to call those two your friends.
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 The following Monday, walking to breakfast with your roommates you noticed a giant notice on the board in the common room. The sign declared all student organizations, societies, teams, groups, and clubs disbanded. This new information took a turn on everyone, you spent a long time trying to help Angelina calm down as it meant their quidditch team as well. The great hall was filled with buzz that morning and the Dumbledore’s Army stood in question. Everyone decided to stick to the plan, though, so you did.
Over the next few days Fred and George some massive boils as a result of their unfinished formula for Fever Fudge. It proved a great joking material for you, up until Fred threatened to show them to you if you didn’t stop. Angelina also managed to get permission to reform their quidditch team, meaning your friends would spend a lot of time on the pitch now, with 3 weeks until the first match of the season.
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 “Well,” said Harry, slightly nervously. “This is the place we’ve found for practices, and you’ve — er — obviously found it okay —” “It’s fantastic!” said Cho, and several people murmured their agreement. “It’s bizarre,” said Fred, frowning around at it. “We once hid from Filch in here, remember, George? But it was just a broom cupboard then…”
“A room that gives you whatever you need, whenever you need it? That would’ve come in handy,” you exclaimed, looking around once again. “Yeah, for you, I bet. More spacious than a broom cupboard, isn’t it?” Fred teased you with a shit-eating grin. You immediately reached your foot, over a puzzled looking George, to kick him. Fred wasn’t talking about anything that actually happened but you felt a bit embarrassed nonetheless.
Your first practice session felt very odd, but also fun. You practised the disarming charm, and you partnered up with Neville. He even managed to disarm you a couple of times.
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 The morning of the match, Gryffindor vs Slytherin, you separated from Fred and George with a kick in the butt for good luck and headed to find the best seat.
The game was dynamic and it turned really aggressive – as most games against Slytherin did. This time, however, they developed a song ‘Weasley is our King’ to get into the team’s, and especially Ron’s, minds. It drove everyone even more.
You were at the edge of your seat and didn’t know where to look. You clutched the ends of your Gryffindor scarf tightly, biting your lip constantly and your gaze alternated between keeping track of the quaffle and following George around. He was doing brilliantly, as always.
The game ended suddenly, Harry caught the snitch and Gryffindor won. Your happiness was mixed with concern as you saw him get hit square in the back by a bludger the moment he caught the snitch. You made your way down to see if he was alright and congratulate your friends.
When you finally reached the pitch your stomach immediately sank and you knew something was wrong. The air felt thick. It was just the two teams on the grass and everyone looked on edge, Fred and George stood stiff.
You heard Malfoy say something indistinctly to you and the twins were about to jump on him, being held down by the rest of the team.
You continued walking towards them but George didn’t see you, he was too focused on Malfoy talking about his family. His jaw was clenched and his whole body tense, shoulders straight – he seemed even taller and bigger than usual.
But the moment Malfoy mentioned Harry’s parents, he let go of George and the both of them tackled Draco. You froze in spot, not knowing what to do. You were scared for George, not wanting him to get hurt or get in trouble, but you couldn’t deny Malfoy deserved it and seeing George land punch after a punch on the prat was scary but satisfying. Seeing him stand up for his family and a friend was also something completely else, which you wouldn’t admit to yourself.
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 You closed the door to George’s dorm. Fred was out somewhere, blowing some steam off and none of the team members was in the mood to celebrate tonight after three great players got a lifetime ban.
George had showered and changed, he lay sprawled out across the bed, covering his eyes with his forearm.
You put down the few things you brought, that could help with the cut and swelling on his lip, on the bedside table and sat down next to him.
“Can you sit up?” you instructed quietly, with a soft voice. You felt so bad for him and couldn’t imagine how bad he must’ve felt. And you knew he was angry, still.
He took a deep breath after a few seconds, then sat up. Both his hands were now clutching the bed tightly and he stared straight ahead, he avoided looking you in the eye.
You soaked a cotton swab and squeezed the excess, then turned back to him and moved a bit closer, so that your work was easier, and your thighs were touching now. You placed one of your hands on his jaw to hold his head in place. You made a mental note to yourself now was not the time to point out it was time to shave. You started dabbing silently and George winced quietly at the first touch.
“Did he mean that..?” you asked after a minute or so, barely audible. “What?” George mumbled and you put the swab away. “Is it true..? That quidditch was the only thing keeping you here?” you paused to take a deeper breath, “are you going to just leave now?”
George shifted on the bed and looked away, showing signs of irritation, then looked down at his hands, fiddling in his lap. His features softened, he rested elbows on his knees and hid his face in his hands, sighing deeply.
His silence disturbed you, and you also shifted, turning to face him.
“Maybe for Fred. We talked about this for a bit, but… Yes, you do make this shit-hole bearable.” “…but?” “But if we’re talking school-specific? Nothing. You know we don’t need to sit here. We have the money, we could start up the shop and start doing real things,” he looked at you, “Y/N, we’re friends outside of school, if I left, I wouldn’t just vanish out of your life. And you’d do fine without me here.” “Yeah, just peachy, George!” You huffed, “it’s 8 months! Eight whole-fucking-months, the year has barely started.” “Relax, I didn’t say we’re leaving.” You relaxed a bit, slouching. “There’s still a bit more testing we could do here, and also the D.A. stuff...” He added.
You were quiet for a bit, both avoiding each other’s eyes.
“Are you upset I beat Malfoy up?” George asked, slightly subdued This surprised you slightly. “No, I’m not. It probably wasn’t the smartest thing to do, considering the consequences,” you waved your hands around and shrugged your shoulders, “but also, the prat deserved it. Annd it was nice to see you in action,” you said with a chuckle and a faint smile appeared on his face with a raised brow, “good to know what you’re capable of, if needed.”
He tried his best to hold back the grin, but couldn’t, “capable, huh?” he questioned. You blushed, because you didn’t mean to make it sound suggestive, and you were about to start explaining yourself when he tackled you, tickling your sides.
All your attempts to defend yourself, attack him back or get out of his grasp were pointless.
You had to just let go and surrender.
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anonymous asked:
General relationship headcanons for satan and asmo please?? Your work is just amazing 🥺
Thank you soo much for sending this! It was so cute to write how I imagine they would act in a relationship! Also, you are so sweet anon! Here ya go! (Also, this is a repost because my dumbass forgot to put the tags dbhdjadjkhkla forgive me)
General relationship headcanons for Satan and Asmo
Trigger warning: Brief mention about sexual talk with Asmo
Satan:
You and Satan have smalls rituals that were performed even before your relationship started
After it started, those rituals just became even more prominent.
Whenever either of you has down time, the other would go and just hover around the other. He would be reading a book in his room, and you would just burst in and sit in his lap or beside him, snuggling in his side.
When the relationship was new, he would go absolutely red and act all shy. It wasn't unwelcome, it was just sudden and unexpected. After a while he got used to it and even started to miss your presence when reading alone.
On the other hand, sometimes it's him the one that goes to you. He would go into your room, if you are studying and can't pay attention to him he would just sit beside you and play with your hair or something. He would also help you so that you would finish sooner and he could take you to a date of some sort or just chill together.
(Since you two started dating your grades have never been as good, you have him to thank)
Also, prepare to be way more knowledgeable than you were before. If there is something that isn't amiss whenever you two hang out, is him chiming in with "Did you know that...", And proceeding to give you small fun facts  about anything and everything.
With that said, you have also helped Satan a lot with his anger management. Before he would snap at anything and anyone. He would even accidentally snap at you from time to time when he was way too fed up with something.
You would just give him a hug or reassure him, maybe talk to him in a slow calm manner and that would ease him.
Now, whenever he is really mad he would just look for you, the moment he sees you he would give you a hug and just hold you tight for a couple of seconds until his anger dies a little.
Now when you two fight it can be...hurtful for both parties. He hates fighting with you sooo much. Whenever you two fight, one of you always storm off. Most times it's him, but whenever you are the one storming off, he knows he has fucked up big time.
After calming, he would think about the situation and if he is the one at fault apologize immediately, if not he would still go to you so you guys could talk it out.
But, most of the time, the relationship is just super sweet. Embraces and kisses all the time, slow mornings and preparing each other's breakfast. Sometimes you wake up to the smell of coffee or tea, a small kiss in your forehead and his sweet voice waking you up before saying calling you "dearest", followed by an "I love you"    
Asmodeus:
When the two of you decided to start a relationship, the first think you did was discuss Asmo's attitude of flirting with other people. (If you two have an open relationship that both parties consent, he would always ask or tell you whenever he wants or is about to do something. If he compromises to stop doing that, he will take it to heart! This man would never cheat on you no matter what others think! Communication is key between you too in either case.)
Okay, Asmo is notorious for loving contact! But, this goes further than just sexually! The boy loooooooooooveeeeeeees cuddles!
Like, whenever he sees you, expect to be wrapped in his arms. Nay, not wrapped, absolutely engulfed in the demons arms!!
Expect to the cuddle sessions to be hours long. The moment they start, they won't end for a long while!
During this time he would take the opportunity to just bombard you with self care! The boy wants you to be hydrated and glowing so expect facemask, nail polish, creams and all that jazz. Also, expect some of that high quality tea. This boi has dirt even on Barbatos.
Two words
M A T C H I N G  O U T F I T S
From shirts to shoes, bottoms, hair accessories, he would lend you his clothes and will certainly steal some of yours.
Expect to have your fashion be pushed at it's limits! Things you wanted to wear before but we're scared of even buying become permanent options in your closet.
Also, prepare to be hyped up!!!! Compliments 24/7!! In the morning, during lunch, after bathing, during the night! The boy wants to shower you in love!!!
But, if that makes you uncomfortable he would respect your boundaries. He would understand when you don't want to be touched or if his constant compliments make you feel awkward. All he wants is for you to feel happy and beautiful, just like you make him feel all the time.
Also, this boy has his self esteem issues, he used to think no one could love him for anything else that isn't his body. But then you stepped in and showed him how valuable he was and it just absolutely warmed him!!
If you two were to ever fight, this boy would be destroyed! He doesn't like it when you are mad at him. He would take a few moments to think about the situation and you guys always work it out!
He just...loves you sooo dang much! Sometimes, at night he might stay awake just to look at you peacefully sleeping in his arms and it's simply adorable! He honestly can't believe how much he loves you!
Hope y'all enjoyed this and feel free to send me ask some something, I enjoy coming up with those!
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inevitably-johnlocked · 4 years ago
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hello ☺️ would u happen to have any cute proposal fics? like it can be nsfw or not! possibly sherlock proposing to john or anything like that :) thanks 🖤
Hi Nonny!!
AHHH okay so my last proposals fic rec list is REALLY old and in my old format that is gross and ugly and hard to read, so you know what? I’m starting over, and getting a nice fresh coat of paint on these gross cute fics! <3 Hope you enjoy! <3 Promises of Forever and “fake” proposals are included on this one too! <3 I’ve probably missed a few, so check out the See Also lists just to make sure LOL <3
PROPOSALS (May 2020)
See also:
Marriage and Weddings (April 2019)
Proposals
Weddings / Proposals / Husbands and Established Relationship
Established Relationship Pt 2 (June 2019) 
Sherlock and John’s Wedding
New World, Old Words by thedeafwriter (G, 641 w., 1 Ch. || Deaf Sherlock, Sherlock Whump, Pining Sherlock, Marriage Proposal, Fluff, Always John) – It was disconcerting to experience. One second, he was laying on the table, breathing in the gas that would make him sleep, the next, he was dragging his eyes open to look around the bright room, trying to wake up.
This Isn't About the Bathtub by cypress_tree (G, 1,142 w., 1 Ch. || Marriage Proposal) – John and Sherlock go to Angelo's for dinner. In both of their pockets are rings they are going to propose with, but the other has no idea. John proposes first, and Sherlock answers by pulling out his engagement ring.
Our Bodies Bend Light by lovetincture (G, 1,211 w., 1 Ch. || Established Relationship, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Beekeeping, Retirement) – They got married. Of course they got married. Snapshots in a relationship. There's a jar of bees in the bookstore and a cottage in Sussex. Sherlock's not the marrying kind, and John's tried this once before, but they're Sherlock and John. Of course.
A Metaphorical Gesture by cyparissus (T, 1,578 w., 1 Ch. || Marriage Proposal, Fluff) – "Sherlock, are you--" the words die in John's throat and he has to swallow and start again, "Are you asking me to marry you?"
and yes I said yes I will Yes by Mithen (T, 1,662 w., 1 Ch. || Fluff, Humour, Est. Rel. Marriage Proposal) – Sherlock has deduced that John is going to propose to him, and he's ready to accept. If only John would actually get around to it...
The Marriage Proposal Negotiation by Goddess_of_the_Night (G, 2,161 w., 1 Ch. || Dev. Rel., Possessive Sherlock, Insecure Sherlock, Fluff, First Kiss, Post Mary) – Sherlock hasn't ever really done anything the traditional way, so of course it wouldn't bother him to propose to John even though they're not even dating. And the fact that John is already on a date with someone else when he decides to do it? Tedious.
You Know, The Old Saying by songlin (T, 2,248 w., 1 Ch. || Wedding, Marriage Proposal, Fluff, Engagement) – "Marry me. I need to have you forever." Unrepentant husbands!Johnlock fluff.
Extraordinary by genesius (G, 2,860 w., 1 Ch. || Marriage Proposal, Sherlock Plays the Violin, Established Relationship, Morse Code, Fluff, One Shot) – Sherlock's deduced that John's going to Italy to buy him a violin. Even the greatest detective alive makes a few mistakes.
The General Idea by agirlsname (T, 3,022 w., 1 Ch. || Retirement, Promise of Forever / Proposal, POV John, First Kiss, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Soft Sherlock, Idiots in Love, Crying / Emotional Sherlock, Love Confessions) – After twenty years of friendship, John is used to Sherlock acting weirdly. But the news Sherlock finally brings himself to deliver change the carefully built dynamics between them, and John realises it's time to act.
Engaged by lifeonmars (NR, 3,146 w., 1 Ch. || Marriage Proposal, Fluff, Holmes Family, Song Fic) – Sherlock did not believe in marriage, but he wanted to be married. He found this something of a surprise. Part 2 of Damage
And as the seasons change, I love you more by Teatrolley (NR, 3,219 w., 1 Ch. || Fluff and Angst, Est. Rel., Marriage / Proposal) – A year in the lives of John and Sherlock, essentially.
Bagged & Tagged by Regency (T, 3,339 w., 1 Ch. || Drunken Confessions, Fluff and Crack, Marriage Proposal) – A very inebriated John devises a clever means of proposing marriage to Sherlock. Unfortunately he's forgotten all about it by the next morning.
Rumpled by WhimsicalEthnographies (E, 3,601 w., 1 Ch. || Est. Rel., Insecure Sherlock, Fluff, PWP, Proposal, Bottomlock) – Then, halfway through a documentary on river otters that neither of them was paying attention to--how could John, with a gangly, limp consulting detective practically purring in his lap?--Sherlock suddenly bolted upright, looked at John with a perplexed expression and a crinkle above his nose, and blurted, “Marry me.” Part 4 of Longitudinal Cohort
Bolt Holes by PostcardsfromTheoryland (T, 4,177 w., 1 Ch. || H/C, Angst, Drug Mentions, Pining Sherlock) – John asked, one evening, if Sherlock liked her. To which he grudgingly had to say yes, and John said he was glad. Because John was going to propose to her.
Unforgiven by 221b_hound (M, 4,721 w., 1 Ch. || Marriage Proposal, Victor Trevor, Jealous / Protective John, Jealous Sherlock, Sherlock’s Past) – Sherlock’s latest case is for his ex boyfriend, the brilliant and handsome Professor Victor Trevor. John is not too happy about that. But things aren’t what they seem, an old friend of John’s is involved in the case, and John has a few surprises up his sleeve. Also - a proposal! Part 16 of Unkissed
Applied Linguistics by what_alchemy (M, 4,837 w., 1 Ch. || Possessive / Anxious Sherlock, Introspection, Bed Sharing, Past John Whump, Est. Rel., Marriage Proposal, Sherlock Loves John So Much, Word Play) – “He wants to shake John by the shoulders, wants to open his mouth and swallow John whole. Wants to marry him.” Sherlock searches for the right words.
What Happens in Vegas (is legally binding in the United Kingdom) by  moonblossom (E, 5,051 w., 1 Ch. || Accidental Marriage, Friends to Husbands to Lovers, CSI Crossover, Fluff & Porn, Bathtub Sex, Hand Jobs, First Time) – When a case sends the boys to Vegas, John comes out of it with a bit more than he bargained for. Part 19 of Prompt Fills, Remixes, Works inspired by others
My First, My Only, and My Forever by vintagelilacs (E, 6,220 w., 1 Ch. || Post-ASiB, Virgin Sherlock, Pining Sherlock, Sherlock’s Bum, John’s Scar, Sherlock POV, Body Worship, Fingering, Bottomlock, Promise of Forever / Proposals, Misunderstanding, First Kiss/Time, Loss of Virginity, Virginity Kink, Seduction) – Sherlock narrowed his eyes. He was missing a vital piece of data, he was sure. John had been looking at him oddly ever since they left Buckingham Palace, and the ensuing incident with Irene Adler had only exacerbated his erratic behaviour. What was it? Why would he care that Sherlock was a virgin? There was nothing reminiscent of mockery or pity in his gaze. And then it hit him. John Watson was aroused.
A Silver Sixpence by _doodle (NC-17, 16,400 w., 2 Ch. || LJ Fic || For a Case / Case Fic, Fake Relationship, Humour, Romance, Marriage Proposal, Awkward Idiots, Cuddling, Touching, Kissing, Love Confessions, Bed Sharing, Friends to Lovers, Fake Until It’s Not, Schmoop and Fluff, Bottomlock) – “John, we need to get married. It’s for a case, not any romantic notions on my part pertaining to our partnership,” Sherlock said, with brutal honesty, and without even looking up.
Never-Ending Cycle by orphan_account (T, 17,211 w., 1 Ch. || Christmas, Est. Rel., Proposal, Fluff) – Or, four times Sherlock Holmes attempted to propose to John Watson, and the Christmas Party at which he finally did. Sherlock thinks he's a miserable failure, John is confused, Mrs. Hudson and Lestrade provide some unsatisfactory advice, and Mummy is, as always, the solution. All in a lovely, fluffy holiday theme.
About Sleep and Coffee and the Existence of Fate by Atiki (E, 17,426 w., 6 Ch. || Fluff, Marriage Proposal, Humour, 5+1) – Naturally, John was startled when suddenly the ultimate solution occurred to him: Marriage. This was, of course, a bit of a fundamental problem rather than an actual solution. One didn't simply use the words “Sherlock” and “marriage” within the same sentence. Not even in a hypothetical context. Five times John kind of wanted to propose to Sherlock, and one time he didn’t have to.
Permanent Fixture by vitruvianwatson (E, 18,836 w., 9 Ch || Post-S4, Parentlock, Slow Build, Friends to Lovers, They’re Good Parents, Blushing Sherlock, First Kiss/Time, Explicit Consent, Sexual Content, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Mutual Pining, Big Feelings, Crying, First Kiss, Fluff, Anxious Sherlock, Inexperienced Sherlock, Emotional Communication, Love Confessions) – Now, as Rosie sat curled up against Sherlock’s side, John watched and wondered exactly how he had ended up here. Domesticity had never suited him before, not at any point in his life. His disastrous marriage had been proof of that. But somehow, here in the warmth and safety of 221B Baker Street, here with Sherlock Holmes reading medical jargon to his daughter, Sherlock’s bony feet nudging against his leg, John couldn’t imagine anyplace that would make him happier.
The One With the Proposal by kim47 (E, 22,375 w., 3 Ch. || Fluff, Romance, Marriage Proposal) – Proposing shouldn't be this difficult.
Sonatina in G Minor by SilentAuror (E, 22,574 w., 1 Ch. || Case Fic, POV Sherlock, Angst, UST, Sherlock’s Violin, Post-S3, Romance) – John has come back to Baker Street, but Sherlock doesn't understand the strange tension between them, even after he begins teaching John to play the violin at John's request.
a good old-fashioned happy ending by darcylindbergh (E, 32,731 w., 26 Ch. || Christmas, Frottage, Comfort, Est. Rel., Fluff, Insecure Sherlock, Frottage, Nightmares, Sleepy Sherlock, Marriage Proposal, Humour, Fluff, Dancing, Cooking, Happy Ending) – For Christmas this year, Sherlock wants to get John something special: something every fairytale deserves. Part 2 of things fairy tales are made of
Only To Be With You by SinceWhenDoYouCallMe_John (M, 40,768 w., 4 Ch. || Black Mirror / Future AU || Character Death, Future Technology, Sickness/Cancer/Illness, Heavy Angst with Happy Ending, First Person POV John, Pining John, Heart-Wrenching Angst, Promise of Forever) – I tell myself that next time I’ll come near this same place again. Wait around for the mysterious stranger in his coat to dash past me, hot on the heels of a new criminal in black. I think this all the way back to my Exit, planning where I’ll wait and what I’ll say when I see him. Scheming on how to get his name. It’s only once I reach the Exit Point door that I realize two hours and forty-five minutes have passed, and I realize that this won’t be the last time I Visit. It won’t be the last time at all.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse by SilentAuror (E, 50,635 w., 1 Ch. || Post-S4/S4 Divergence, Case Fic, For a Case / Reverse Fake-Relationship, Conferences, Marriage Equality, Travelling / New York, Pride, Homophobia, Bottomlock, Marriage Proposal, John POV, Sexuality, Love Confessions, Emotional Love Making, Public Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, Passionate Kissing, Needy/Clingy Sherlock, Virgin Sherlock, Touching / Hand Holding, Bed Sharing, Little Spoon Sherlock, Intense Orgasms) – John and Sherlock go to New York to attend a conference run by the National Defence of Traditional Marriage Coalition in order to investigate the potential bombing of the annual Manhattan Pride parade. As the conference unfolds, John finds himself repulsed by the toxic ideology being presented, which becomes relevent to his own unacknowledged issues and his friendship with Sherlock...
Bridging the Ravine by SilentAuror (E, 58,887 w., 3 Ch. || Post S4, Couple For a Case, Bed-Sharing, First Times, Confessions, Awkwardness, Sex Trafficking, Massages, Wet T-Shirt Contest, Group Therapy, Past Loss of Child) – Sherlock and John go undercover at Ravine Valley, a therapy centre for same-sex male couples in an investigation into a possible human trafficking ring. As they pose as a couple and fake their way through the therapy sessions for the sake of the case, it quickly becomes difficult to avoid discussing their very real issues. Set roughly six nine months after series 4.
The Burning by SrebrnaFH (M, 60,658 w., 24 Ch. || Reverse Reichenbach, Suicide, Depression, Hurt Sherlock / John, Separation, BAMF John, Good Big Brother Mycroft, Angst, Implied/Referenced Torture, Fake Character Death, Rescue Mission, Reconciliation / Reunion, Hospitalization, Marriage Proposal, Illnesses, Physical Therapy, Happily Ever After) – Something went very, very wrong. John had seemed, if not happy, then reasonably content with his life. Sherlock had never predicted something like THIS might have happened. Not in his worst nightmares. He was the lousiest friend ever, apparently. At least Mycroft found him something to occupy his mind with, so that he didn't have to go back to 221B and stare at the walls and the chair, where John Watson would never sit again.
The Bells of King's College by SilentAuror (E, 64,019 w., 5 Ch. || Post-S4, Missed Opportunities, Angst with Happy Ending, Fake Relationship, Case Fic, John POV, Jealous John, John in Denial, Travelling / Holidays, Virgin Sherlock, Wedding Proposals) – It's only been two weeks since Eurus Holmes disrupted their lives when Mycroft sends John and Sherlock to Cambridge to pose as an engaged couple at a wedding show in the hopes of solving six unsolved deaths...
The Wedding Garments by cwb (E, 105,390 w., 36 Ch. || PODFIC AVAILABLE || Alternate Future AU || Alternate First Meeting, Dating / Arranged Marriages, Romance, First Kiss/Time, Heavy Petting, Cuddles, POV Sherlock, Virgin Sherlock, Idiots in Love, Slow Burn / Falling in Love / Dev. Rel., Nervous/Anxious Sherlock, Jealous/Cranky, Hiking, Vacation Homes / Honeymoon, Sherlock’s Family, Horny John/Sherlock, Patient John, Massages, Hand Jobs, Assassination Plots, Hand Jobs / Oral Sex, Case Fic, Emotional Love Making, Bath Time Fun) – This is the story of a young consulting detective who wants nothing to do with marriage and an army doctor who wants to find true love. It's 2020 post-Brexit England and the British government is encouraging arranged marriages. Candidates meet through state-run agencies and date in hopes of finding love (and tax benefits). Sherlock doesn't need or want a spouse, at least not until John Watson shows up. Hesitant to give in to his more carnal urges because of the way they derail his mind, how will Sherlock progress toward the more intimate aspects of a relationship? The answer lies in a very special wedding gift.
Proving A Point by elldotsee & J_Baillier (E, 186,270 w., 28 Ch. || Me Before You Fusion || Medical Realism, Insecure John, Depression, Romance, Angst, POV John, Sherlock Whump, Serious Illness, Doctor John, Injury Recovery, Assisted Suicide, Sherlock’s Violin, Awkward Sexual Situations, Alcoholism, Drugs, Idiots in Love, Slow Burn, Body Image, Friends to Lovers, Hurt / Comfort, Pain, Big Brother Mycroft, Intimacy, Anxiety, PTSD, Family Issues, Psychological Trauma, John Whump, Case Fics, Loneliness, Pain) – Invalided home from Afghanistan, running out of funds and convinced that his surgical career is over, John Watson accepts a mysterious job offer to provide care and companionship for a disabled person. Little does he know how much hangs in the balance of his performance as he settles into his new life at Musgrave Court.
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『 dove cameron. twenty-one. cis woman. she/her. 』 oh heavens, is that THEODORA ‘THEO’ KENNEDY from SYCAMORE WAY i see roaming around mapleview? minnie may’s always calling them -BEWILDERING & -EXTEMPORANEOUS. i happen to think they’re not that bad! they’re a pretty cool PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR and every time i’ve seen them, they’ve always been +BEWITCHING & +UNBIASED. i hope i see them around again!
hi everyone! i’m nico and i am so happy to be here. it’s been so long since i’ve played theo and i’ve been searching for a place she’d fit in for ages. i apologize for the length of my intro and fully do not expect anyone to actually read the entire thing but if you do and you like what you read, don’t hesitate to give it a like or send me a message to plot!
trigger warnings; parental death, murder, sexual assault, abuse, alcohol, drugs
S T A T I S T I C S
full name : theodora jane kennedy nickname: theo, t.j, teddy to a select few   date of birth  :  september 1, 1999 age : twenty-one height : 5′1″ sexuality :  pansexual   relationship status : taken by sonny deluca children : river and regan deluca, twins, nearly two years old. occupation  :  paranormal investigator for ghost adventures aesthetic  :  dried blood, cigarette smoke, spilled red wine, ripped jeans over fishnets, abandoned houses, late night walks through cemeteries, combat boots, smudged mascara, bruised skin, leather jackets, old film cameras, black lipstick, nightmares, dried out flowers.
P E R S O N A L I T Y
positive traits : bewitching, unbiased, passionate   negative traits : bewildering, extemoraneous, impulsive likes : the occult, rebellion, horror movies, the smell of fall, cinnamon   dislikes : pizza, romcoms, gender norms, willy wonka, early mornings myer-briggs : ISFP enneagram : type 8
B I O G R A P H Y
╰     ‘  theodora kennedy was born on september 1, 1999 in a small town on long island, new york to a young couple. daniel and christina kennedy already had a six year old son when they welcomed their daughter into the world and although she had not been planned, they were happy to have her. for the first five years of her life, theo had everything, but that all changed on christmas eve of 2004.
╰     ‘  what they thought was an attempted robbery gone wrong left the kennedy family broken. as theo and her older brother hid in the closet and watched from the crack between the door and the frame, christina was shot 4 times repeatedly and left dead. — it would take one whole year for authorities to find out that her own husband was responsible for it.
╰     ‘  no, daniel kennedy didn’t pull the trigger. and no, he didn’t break into his own house but his past life of crime brought upon the tragedy. before meeting and setting down with christina, daniel had been involved in a sketchy lifestyle — drugs, alcohol, parties and crime. he bought, he dealt, he stole and he owed a lot of money. when he didn’t meet his deadline he was warned what would happen, and they had been true to their word. if he couldn’t offer them the money they would take something else, something money couldn’t buy. his wife, and the mother to his two children.
╰     ‘  that christmas was a dark one. there were no celebrations and the kids didn’t open their presents. the new year just brought dread and slowly the kennedy’s began to spiral. daniel began to fall back into his olf lifestyle of partying and crime as a coping mechanism. he became involved with the wrong people once more, people he called ‘old friends’ and more times than not his son jack, who was only eleven at the time, was left to care for his sister, theo.
╰     ‘  the death of a mother would be hard for anyone, but witnessing it had really ruined theodora. she stopped socializing, stopped speaking. her father still swears that she didn’t speak a single word for 3 years, and that may have been true. night terrors and flash backs took over her once pleasant dreams.
╰     ‘  after falling back into his prior way of life, mr. kennedy found himself unemployed. it was really no surprise, he would miss shifts at the auto body shop and when he did show up he was under the influence of something and incapable of doing much of anything and with no steady income, they lost their house. however, with every storm comes a rainbow and although they lost nearly everything they did get to move in with daniel’s parents, theo’s grandparents who she absolutely adored.
╰     ‘  grandma and grandpa kennedy weren’t your everyday grandparents. they didn’t knit blankets and play bingo, no, they owned the town funeral home, situated on a graveyard and lived atop of it. grandpa was a funeral director and grandma a mortician. while daniel had grown up in the funeral home, he wasn’t much phased and his new habits left him home rarely. jack hated it. he avoided the parlor at all costs and refused to tell his friends where it was he was living but theo had never felt more comfortable, surrounded by death.
╰     ‘  at only six, she began tagging along with her grandparents while they worked. she learned how to embalm bodies and prepare them for their final rest. of course her interest in the dead and the fact that she lived in a funeral home was a subject of ridicule in school. even in kindergarten she was picked on for it. she instantaneously became the ‘weird girl’. as she got older the bullying got worse, but it made her tough. she didn’t need friends, she had her interests to keep her busy and she liked to believe the dead were her friends. she’d often spend time in the morgue or out in the cemetery, making up lives in her head for the deceased and searching for answers.
╰     ‘  her interest in the occult began very early. she loved anything mysterious and dark. her first report in elementary school was on ed and lorraine warren, her biggest inspirations even back then and ever since she has longed to be the next lorraine. her intuition to the dead is strong and her sensitivity is high. she was told early on by a psychic friend of her grandparents that she had a gift and although they told her that she would one day be able to use it to help the living, she knew right away she wanted to use it to help the dead — the souls not at rest.
╰     ‘  by sixteen theo’s relationship with her father was nonexistent. he was absent most of her life, in and out of jail and always under the influence of drugs. and when he was around, he was abusive. she spent her whole life fearing him and while her brother jack strived to be everything their father was not, to make him proud, theo found herself slowly becoming everything her father was. she was skipping school to smoke in the cemetery and drinking alcohol from her fathers stash alone in her room. she tried to drown out her demons by self medicating. she found herself at house parties and in strangers beds regularly. she was her own worst nightmare. she was becoming the person her peers had made her out to be, a monster. she was mean and bitter and mad at the world, and so very young.
╰     ‘  at seventeen her world turned upside down one more time. a small town murder made the news and left the locals panicked. was there a serial killer on the loose? were they in danger? would the killer ever get caught? a witness met with the police and a sketch was made of the suspect and shared with the world via the local news — and theo knew instantly who it was. she had spent the last week hearing about the brutal murder of a young seventeen year old girl. she had been drugged, sexually assaulted and eventually choked to death. it was ugly and it was inhuman — and it was her father. she was sure of it. with shaky hands and the approval of her grandparents, she called the police and reported her father. after 3 months and a very long trial, he was sentenced to life in prison and for the first time in years, she could finally breathe.
╰     ‘  at eighteen, theodora applied for an internship with the ghost adventures team in vegas and by some miracle she was accepted. it only took six months for them to welcome her to the team full time, making her the youngest member of the crew. she found a family in her ghost adventures crew, looking up to zak bagans like the father figure she never had. her new job and new found family really helped pull her away from the dark path she was going down.
╰     ‘  she soon after moved to vegas, the glitz and glam and partying was dangerous and tempting but her work crew did their best to steer her in the right direction, it was there — in vegas that theo met sonny deluca.
╰     ‘  sonny showed up at theo’s door one morning with his mission partner, asking to talk to her about the book of mormon. one day later he showed back up alone. four days later he was leaving his mission and moving in. it happened quick and they fell fast. theo didn’t think she was capable of loving anyone, especially not in the way that she loves sonny. it only took four days for him to knock down her walls and expose her soft interior. 
╰     ‘  it did not take very long into their relationship to learn that they were expecting, not just one baby but twins. both scared and excited, they decided to keep the babies and make the impulsive decision to move. mapleview was their destination, the perfect place to raise a family. they got a house and prepared for the birth of their children.  
╰     ‘  still together, sonny and theo now have a set of twins, almost two year old son, river and daughter regan. they are the light of theo’s life and everyday she strives to be better for their sake. without her family, she would be in a very bad place. she’s positive of it.
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ashintheairlikesnow · 5 years ago
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Therapy: Danny and Reedy
I had two separate people request something soft with Nate and Danny and Danny with a dog, so this is for you guys! (if you’ve sent a request but never saw an answer, it’s still in my inbox and I’m working on it!)
TIMELINE: During the trial, after He Belongs to Himself but before Sentencing
CW: Discussion of past noncon, referenced sexual exploitation, referenced abuse/violence, explicit softness and cuteness. 
Tagging: @bleeding-demon-teeth, @special-spicy-chicken, @spiffythespook, @whumpywhumper, @finder-of-rings, 
Danny is sitting in the waiting room chair, flipping through a magazine and never seeing the words, when he feels Nate nudge his thin black Converse sneaker with his own heavier leather loafer. He hides his smile and doesn’t look up, not when Nate tries nudging with his elbow, not when warm fingertips trail up the back of his neck, linger maybe a little over the scarred letters carved there.
Even when Nate touches him with the same motions Abraham used, it doesn’t feel the same at all. With Nate, it feels sweet, and soothing, and nice - with Abraham it was… darker.
Danny looks right down at his magazine and reads the same sentence about some actress deciding to have a baby six times and he never remembers the first word of it by the time he gets to the last. All he can think about is how nice it is to have Nate so close to him, how much he misses being touched.
In the woods, he was always being touched. There was always a hand on him, or two, or four.
Out here, the rules of being free mean he’s hardly touched at all - and mostly it’s because he can’t stand it.
But he wants it, anyway. If it’s Nate. Just… only if it’s Nate, and he doesn’t know if Nate really wants it back, or if he’s just trying to be nice, to help. He’s always trying to help, even though he’s hurt, too.
“D-Danny,” Nate whispers. “You’re d-d-daydreaming.” Danny kind of loves his voice - it’s lower and deeper than Danny’s own, nearly a rumble when he speaks softly, the kind of voice you feel as much as you hear it. In the cabin sometimes he would talk to Danny, right in his ear, when Abraham was across the room and couldn’t hear the words they said, only the other sounds.
Then, Danny would feel Nate’s voice right through his chest, straight across his heart.
He would feel Nate’s hands find the lines of his scars and forget, for a few seconds, that the scars were the markers that told the world what he was. What he is.
What he will always be.
The magazine crackles in Danny’s hands as he closes it, can’t quite ignore the unmarked perfect clear-skinned smiling face of the woman on the cover, can’t quite keep his thoughts away from how fucking lucky she is, and she doesn’t even know it.
Nate’s hand moves back to the arm of the chair, and Danny’s skin feels cold when it’s gone.
Some people get to live their whole lives without a scar others can stare at.
Some people are not whispered about behind scandalized hands - some people don’t look up in the grocery store to see a cell phone carefully angled in a way they think hides from him that they are photographing him. Just like Abraham - will you send this photo to your friends, too? Will you sell me to anyone who pays the fee and signs up for the membership and listens to that fucking podcast? Or did you already pay that fee, are you a member, do you listen, are you all the people who get off on what he did to me?
Who wish he’d take me back so you could see him do it all over again?
He never sees anyone look at him without wondering what the answer is, and even if they’re not like Abraham, they consume his torture just the same.
Some people do not have to discover that their attempt to recover the life that was stolen from them is fascinating to thousands of people - people who listen breathlessly to voices that tell them the latest news, that Daniel Michaelson will make an appearance in court and it’s been leaked to all the press that he’ll be there when Abraham Denner is sentenced, that little Red is going to stand up and look the bastard in the face when they lead him away.
I walked into a coffeeshop and ordered my own drink and someone wrote about it and now they all fucking know I’m going to court.
They write about him in blogs and talk about him in podcasts and there are magazine articles his parents have given interviews for, but Danny - supposedly the one they’re all so fucking concerned about - never answers their questions, and still they don’t stop asking.
They just find the answers somewhere else, and shout them into the world anyway. Even if he asks them not to. Even when he hates it.
And there’s worse out there - worse things with Danny in them - than just words. Everyone thinks he doesn’t know, but he does - Abraham told him, a long time ago, how good Danny was at making money and all he had to do was the only thing he was good for now - bleeding and fucking.
Sometimes, Danny is so angry about this fact that he wants to scream - but it’s not the woman in the magazine’s fault that she’s never been kidnapped and dragged off into hell, and he doesn’t blame her for her perfect white smile and her perfect tanned skin. Her hair didn’t turn brittle and dull from malnutrition, it’s shining and they ask her how do you do it? Her ribs show because she pays a trainer a lot of money to make them show, not because she had to beg for food, to earn it, because Abraham liked him better when his hipbones could be held in his hands.
She gets to sleep in the bed all the time. She doesn’t have to talk herself into it, doesn’t lay there for an hour or more every single night thinking puppies only sleep in the bed if they’re good. Doesn’t get back down on the floor at 2 am and hope Nate doesn’t notice.
Nate’s arm bumps against his - harder this time - and Danny blinks, startled out of his thoughts. He sets the magazine face-down on the little side table on top of the rest of the pile. The cat food ad on the back seems so much safer to look at. Cats are safe.
No one ever called him a kitten, after all.
“Will y-you be okay to g-go in?” Nate asks, in a low voice. “I kn-know it’s not your usual d-d-day, but she asked to s-see us both for m-my appointment this week. I kn-know changing the plan is, c-can be h-h-hah… can be difficult f-for you.” Danny watches Nate’s hand shift a little where it rests on the wooden arm of the chair, moving slightly towards him and then back to where it was. 
Put your hand back up in my hair. He doesn’t say it. He can’t seem to make himself say the words. 
They used to touch, more, before he was free. But Nate is so careful now, and Danny doesn’t know how to ask or even if he should. Dr. Rosa has said before that he has to relearn affection that isn’t dangerous, violent, or sexual. That he’s forgotten you can be touched without being afraid of it, without it meaning something - but he was never afraid of Nate. 
Not even when Abraham made him hurt him.
He misses… but he doesn’t know how to say it without admitting that he’s exactly what Abraham said he was. That it really is all he’s good for now, if he still wants to even after everything that happened to him, right? They all tell him that it’s totally understandable that he won’t want to, but… he does.
Doesn’t that mean he’s really, truly broken, if now that he’s free and no one will ever touch him again, all he can think about is being with someone again, when it’s safe, when he knows it won’t hurt?
“I’m fine. She, um, she said she had something to show us both today, right? I want to know what it is. She never sees us together.”
“Right, m-me too. She just s-s-said some kind of new th-therapy thing she has for a n-n-new client, but she thought w-we might like it, t-too.” Nate worries at the arm of the chair with his hand, scratches at the wood a bit with his fingernails, chews at a bit of his lower lip in an old nervous habit Danny has seen a hundred - three hundred - a thousand times.
“Krista?’ Dr. Rosa’s voice calls from down the hall. “Can you send Mr. Vandrum and Mr. Michaelson in?”
Krista, sitting at the reception desk with the cutout inset in the wall, gives them a sunny smile and a wave of her pen. She’s some kind of grad student, studying to do the same thing Dr. Rosa does, and she’s not any older than Danny. Some days, she feels older, maybe just because her life wasn’t put on hold while his was. Some days he feels old, because his back hurts on rainy days and the scars on his hands look a little like the wrinkles very old people get.
Nate is the first to stand, and his bad hand - with the fingers that don’t close all the way, unless he forces them with a grinding of badly-healed bones that you can almost hear - brushes against Danny’s shoulder through the sweater he’s wearing.
Maybe an accident.
But maybe on purpose, too.
Danny doesn’t stand as much as he unfolds himself, long legs and the lean torso hidden by clothes that are all still too big, even though he tries to eat more, and he’s definitely put on some weight since he came home. Ryan keeps begging him to go buy new clothes and get them tailored to fit, but he likes his old clothes.
They feel safe.
Nate moves first as well, while Danny falls in behind to walk down the hallway to Dr. Rosa’s office. Ryan is always trying to get him to walk in front, but he can’t quite do it, yet. There are too many rules he’s being taught to break, and Danny can only break them in twos and threes at most. Any more than that and they all come rushing back, and he’s Red again, and Ryan tries not to show it but he’s hurt.
Rules he’s breaking right this second: everyone has called him Danny today and he hasn’t stopped them (your name is Red), he ate until he was full at breakfast (you haven’t been good enough to earn so much, have you?), and Nate took him out for coffee this morning and Danny had ordered for himself again (puppies don’t choose, their owners choose for them), and everything had been fine.
That seems like enough, for now.
“Good afternoon, gentlemen,” Dr. Rosa greets them from her doorway. He likes her, because she looks - and sounds - safe, too. She’s an older woman, maybe sixty, and her skin and her eyes and her hair are all dark, her smile is small but genuine.
The opposite of Abraham, in every single way.
“H-Hi, Dr. Rosa,” Danny says, hanging back a little behind Nate, hands in the pockets of his jeans, which would probably slide right off his hips if he didn’t have a belt on so tightly he’d had to punch new holes in it to make it stay up.
“Hello,” Nate says, a bit more calmly, putting a hand to Danny’s back to encourage him to step forward and go in first.
Dr. Rosa smiles right at him, and he smiles back, a little uncertainly, a little shyly. “How is your day going?” She asks, and her voice is gentle and affectionate, but without judgement and with just enough distance that he knows she won’t be upset, no matter how he answers. “Is this a Danny day, or a Red day?”
“It’s a, um, it’s a, a Danny day,” He says, ducking his head when her smile widens, just a fraction, but he sees it just the same.
“Wonderful. I was hoping so. You’ve been having a lot of Danny days recently, haven’t you?”
“Um, yeah. More than Red days, the last two weeks, I think...”
”That’s wonderful to hear. I have something I’m going to introduce to a new young client of mine later on today, and I thought you might appreciate it, too, Daniel. Nate, if you would close the door for me, please?”
“Of c-c-course.” The door clicks shut and Nate moves to the couch, Danny dropping comfortably to the floor next to his right leg, leaning his back against the couch, curving his left arm around Nate’s leg. 
Safe. He can sit like this, and it’s safe, because Abraham liked him to show affection, to be a good dog.
Not a dog anymore.
Safer still to sit like one.
There’s a shift, the sound of a scrape, from behind Dr. Rosa’s large wooden desk, and Danny’s eyes go there immediately as he tenses up. Nate’s hand slides onto his shoulder, but he can feel the tension in his grip, too. Sudden noises almost never mean good things.
“Please don’t worry, Daniel,” Dr. Rosa says, calm and soothing, as she moves in that direction. “It’s just the surprise I have for you. I promise it’s a good one - I’ve already spoken with your brother about it and he said it would not bother you.” She moves behind her desk and leans over, and Danny listens with his muscles locked to the sound of metallic scraping, a sound he knows too well.
(don’t make me pull you out of there by your collar)
The sudden scramble-scrape of little nails, a soft thud on the carpet, and a black-and-brown shaggy-haired dog roughly the height of Danny’s calf comes racing cheerfully around the corner of Dr. Rosa’s desk, tail wagging in a back-and-forth sweep.
“Th-therapy d-d-dog?” Nate asks, but Danny has already let go of him to lean forward, holding out hand out, palm up. The little dog trots over to him, sniffs at his hand with a wet nose, and launches itself at him.
“Meant to be,” Dr. Rosa says with a hint of exasperation, holding a colorful little vest in one hand with the words WORKING DOG - DO NOT PET on each side. She and Nate both look down at Danny - who holds the wriggling dog in his arms with cautious enthusiasm, blue eyes slightly wide and cross-eyed as he puts his face close and the dog tries frantically to lick him. “But he traveled a long way this morning, and he is not wearing his vest, so… he has some energy to expend.”
“I c-can see that,” Nate says warmly, shifting on the couch so he can watch Danny more closely. 
Danny wrinkles his nose when the dog licks across it, trying to push it back but for such a small dog, it’s incredibly difficult to dislodge it. He feels it lick across the scar on one side of his jaw and nearly flinches back, but… it’s not so bad, and the dog doesn’t care - it doesn’t know that his jaw should look any other way, does it?
“Wh-what is the dog’s name?” Danny asks, finally getting it to calm long enough to let him run a hand over the soft, slightly silky fur on top of its head. The dog looks up at him, all warm brown eyes and lolling tongue. “Is it a, a… um, a, uh…”
His throat catches on the word, won’t say it out loud.
(practice your tricks, puppy) 
The sound of Abraham’s horrible barking laughter.
(let’s start with my favorite… go down)
“It’s a grown dog,” Dr. Rosa says, moving closer to sit in her armchair, but she lets Danny hold the little dog, watching him with a small smile. “And his name is Reedy.”
“Reedy?” Danny and the dog look up at the same time when Nate repeats the name, and Dr. Rosa puts a hand up to her mouth. Danny thinks she might be stifling a laugh. “That’s a weird n-n-name for a d-dog.”
“Reedy River, technically, is his given name. But he likes Reedy better. He’s my friend Mel’s dog, and he recently graduated therapy dog training. But, of course, he’s still very young, and without his vest…” She gestures with one hand, the light catching her wedding ring. “He’s… enthusiastic. Especially after driving for an hour to get here, and another hour in his crate.”
“You have the crate behind your desk,” Danny says, but he looks at the dog and not at her. Reedy’s tail is still wagging, and he bounces away from Danny, putting his paws up on Nate’s leg, looking up at him with hopeful eyes.
“N-No thank you,” Nate says with patient good humor, and the dog cocks its head, ears flopping to the side, then drops back down and trots back behind the desk, coming back with a stuffed duck in its mouth. It drops the duck in front of Danny where he sits on the floor, then watches him, little eyebrows furrowing together in question.
“Your brother told me you have some trouble seeing those sorts of crates.” Dr. Rosa answers Danny’s question patiently, without a hint of judgement. “It seemed wiser to keep it where you would not see it.”
“Prob-... probably a good idea,” Danny mumbles. He picks up the duck, squeaking it with the little squeaker in the middle, and sort of tosses it across the floor, watching Reedy leap after it with ferocity, getting it into its mouth and shaking its head back and forth like it would really tear it apart. “How old is he?”
“Two years, give or take. He’s a rescue, so no one’s exactly sure.” 
“I like him,” Danny decides, when Reedy brings the little duck back for him to throw again. This time, Reedy grabs on and starts a tug-of-war, and Danny finds himself smiling, even with the knowledge that there’s a dog crate in here, even with another puppy staring him in the face. 
“Good, I’m glad. I have a very young client coming for the first time today, and said client has some trouble communicating with me or any adult, so I thought perhaps Reedy would be a helper for that person.”
“You’re c-c-careful,” Nate notes, but he doesn’t look up from watching Danny play with the little dog on the floor, the way the tension in the redhead’s shoulders eases out until it’s gone, the way the smile on his face is less guarded and more sincere.
“I am professional, Nathaniel,” Dr. Rosa says, but she smiles a little at the compliment. “And since Reedy needed to get some energy out, and you and I had such a productive session last week, I thought you wouldn’t mind a break.” She waves one hand a little carelessly in the air. “No charge for today’s appointment unless we approach something that actually resembles therapy.”
“No problem. I’m n-n-not the one paying for it,” Nate says with a shrug, and Danny barely hears him or thinks about the checks his father writes, the money that goes into the account Danny lives off of right now, given to him in exchange for family dinners that leave him shaking. Three steps forward, two steps back, but it’s no different than giving himself away in the woods, making trades. 
I give you a part of what I have left of me, you give me money so Nate can get better.
Reedy plays tug-of-war for a while longer, then gets tired of the game and runs a few completely random circles around the room, jumping up on the couch only to be gently pushed back off by Nate, then hopping to Danny and back to Dr. Rosa again, dancing away from her attempts to get the vest on him. 
“I think I’d like a dog, if I had one,” Danny says softly, watching Reedy attack the duck again, tiny body vibrating with ferocious intensity.
“Would y-y-you?” Nate asks, genuinely surprised. “I w-would think you’d have t-t-trouble…”
“I would.” Danny nods, leaning over to hold out his hand again. Reedy abandons the duck to trot back over to him, pushing the top of his soft little head against Danny’s palm. “I would, but I’d like it, too. I like real dogs. I’m good at being a dog and so are they.”
Dr. Rosa and Nate’s eyes meet over his head, but Danny ignores it. People are always looking around him like that now - and they did when he was a kid, too, but it’s worse now, because he’s not some dumb foster kid asking stupid questions to rich people who already know all the things he never learned about… he’s a fucked-up puppy who has to learn how to be human again.
He picks Reedy up, surprised by how much his hands can wrap around the dog’s belly, cuddling it up against him. It’s a grown dog but still sort of small, probably doesn’t weigh more than 25 or 30 pounds, tops. Reedy settles against him, paws up on his chest, and licks at his face again. Danny’s face cracks a smile, crinkling the ridge of heavy scarring at the top of his nose, making almost invisible the way his jawline breaks on either side. Reedy twists to lick at his hands, heedless of the scars there, too, as if he can’t even feel them.
Maybe he doesn’t.
Or maybe dogs just don’t care about the scars that make people stare.
“Oh, you’re a nice dog,” Danny says softly, nuzzling into its fur. He can feel Reedy wriggle in happiness, half-climbing him, the swish of its tail against his arm. 
Nate watches Danny with Reedy for a while longer, rubbing at the palm of his bad hand with his good one. The dog accidentally wriggles right out of Danny’s grip and thumps backwards onto the floor, shakes itself off, and goes zooming in a circle around the room again.
Danny laughs, bright and brilliant, clapping his hands together. His laughter cracks a little, from lack of use, his voice struggling to remember how to make the sound - but it echoes around the room regardless.
 Dr. Rosa sits back, wide-eyed, at the first time she’s ever seen Daniel Michaelson laugh. “As I said,” Dr. Rosa says, sounding startled. “No charge, since we’re not strictly doing therapy today.”
Nate’s eyes don’t move from Danny. 
“Aren’t we?”
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pol-emic · 5 years ago
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A–Z NSFW Steve Harrington!
his is so shitty i’m sorry🥺 please ignore any and all spelling mistakes i started this at 5am, fell asleep, and continued it at 3pm today. but, here it is! fresh and nsfw as fuck :D. so do not read if you’ll be uncomfortable xoxo! enjoy, though.
A= Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
•steve loves holding his partner. loved the way their warm bodies collided together and how well you fit into him. he especially loved carrying you to the bath and making the water warm, hoping to ease whatever pain he could have caused you.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs)
•his thighs. he loved to watch you squirm around on them, the way your whimpered his name was absolutely beautiful to him.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
•he loved to cum inside you when you were on the pill or proper medicine to do so, loved the way he could fill you with himself even more than his cock would. it was purely satisfying, they was his streams would leak into you.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
•he loves holding your wrists above your head with his hands. not really a fan of cuffs because he wouldn’t want to hurt you, but his large hands were enough to keep your wrists in place as your body withered around his cock.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
•considering he was the ex-king of Hawkins high school and practically sawed through any girl who asked for it, you could say Steve was rather experienced. his tongue alone was enough to have you gripping at his blue checkered sheets while his parents watched tv downstairs.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
•he likes when you ride him, the way you look so helpless and it’s because of him. he also thought the faces you would pull were absolutely breathtaking, so he would often put you on top and thrust as well as he could, forcing his eyes open to take in your flushed cheeks and messy hair.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
•he’s a great mix of both. usually his parents were home when you guys stuff, so he’d place a long vinyl album on his turn-table and go to town. often times, though, he would pause between whatever he was doing to to, letting the lyrics fall from his lips; it was to both tease you and make you giggle, another sound he loved hearing. especially when he caused it.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
•steve’s hair is his pride and joy, so it’s not surprise that down there is just as well-kept. sure, he didn’t have a lot of pubic hair, but his happy trail was enough to drive you wild, so he would take extra care of it when he knew he’d see you.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 
•he looks into your eyes, plants soft kisses all over your body, whatever you ask he does. he’s a very romantic man, and even though he can be a bit of an animal at times, he truly was a gentleman. he’d go as slow and as soft as you asked him to. he has nothing but respect for you. no matter the situation.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
•steve jacks off a lot, especially when you’re on vacation during summer and he’s off from work. he likely has some sexual polaroids if you that you mutually agreed on taking(consent first, always!!), and he uses them whenever he can’t have you on his cock or on his mouth.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
•is hair pulling a kink? if not, steve loves when you call him daddy. the way it’ll roll so beautifully off your lips absolutely sends him into the heat, a heat so strong he couldn’t escape if he wanted to. so yeah, steve has a massive daddy kink.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
•he likes his bed, the couch, the marble countertops at his parents place. but what really excites him is fucking you on one of the countertops after hours at scoops. the simple idea of being caught or watched was enough to have his cock twitching in his little blue shorts.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
•when you move your body, or when you kiss him a little harder than usual. just simple things, things other people may not notice like he does.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
•he wouldn’t share you if his life deepened on it. especially when you brought up a threesome between him, billy hargrove, and yourself. that alone was enough to have him pounding you to tears. steve was a very jealous man.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
•a healthy mix of both, once again. although he loved the way you’d shake and whimper, and he absolutely adored the way you tasted, steve was also a fan of early morning blowjobs in his car before you went to school or he went to work.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
•he’s very slow. he takes his time undressing you and caressing your curves and shapes. he does this because it not only makes you explode with warmth, but it’s also a gentle reminder that you are real and you do love him and would never leave him. it’s a simple reminder that he’s wanted by someone was lovely as you when he feels so alone most of the time.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
•he loves them. especially at the mall before, during, or after your guys shifts. he thought the way you help the cash register at the vinyl shop when everyone was gone was beautiful, and it especially excited him when he knew your manager was taking stock in the back.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
•of course. he’d try everything once, and the quit once you both got bored. he’ll do whatever you ask of him, not seeming to care how random or bizarre it was—whatever makes you happy.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
•he could do a few rounds after work, make 3-4 at best. but when he’s off work and waited for you to come over, then he could go for hours with you, it’s like your body was drug his cock was very much addicted to.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
•not really. considering it’s the early 80s, sex toys weren’t really offered to teens, so he made due with what he had; belts, blindfolds, wooden spoons for you to clamp down on, even his fucking ice cream scooper would come into play sometimes.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
•steve loves teasing you. he loves the way he could get you a simple look and have you drooling in his lap, practically creating a pool of your wetness on his legs when you would usually rest your body, especially at parties. there you’d tease him, groping his covered shaft, humping his knees and thighs slightly, whispering things in his ears. teasing was a game you both loved and hated at the same time.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Steve was decently loud, but could be quiet if he had to. he does anything from throaty moans, to soft, cat-like mews when you’re jacking him off in the theater at the mall. so, steve harrington could sound anywhere between an the softest man ever, to the hardest bitch in the game.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
•He’s always liked the idea of fucking you while somebody else watches—though he would never act on that idea. so instead, he settles for fucking you in front of a mirror, holding you jaw so you have no choice but to watch the way his cock pounds inside you feverishly.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
•steve was around 8 inches hard, maybe a little more. he was definitely a grower, not necessarily a shower, but his cock alone drove you absolute mad, so he was quite proud of his size.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
•rather high, especially as s teen boy. so, really anything you did could be taken sexually by him. steve was an absolute dog, honestly. but he knew when to restrict himself and definitely knew when the time to act like a true gentleman when the time truly came down to it.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
•he doesn’t fall asleep until he knows you’re absolutely comfortable and satisfied with everything that had happened to you that night or day. steve definitely doesn’t sleep til he knows you’re dressed in your favorite sleep shirt of his, has had a shower, and your body isn’t aching. he always chooses you over him because he loves you and you’re the most important thing to him.
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lilhemmo · 6 years ago
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Mobile Masterlist
If you want to just scroll through everything, my tag is: /my-writing
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HERE is the link to my Wattpad account. I have full multichapter WIP’s that I post there, as well as a compilation of the one shots I’ve posted here.
Everything I write is safe for any age/rating practically. I will put the ratings and warnings in each summary so you will know ahead of time. 
Thank you so much for your continued support and requests! I hope you guys enjoy reading! x
Most recent update: June 4, 2019
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L U K E    H E M M I N G S
- Lilies and Lattes:  Summary: You’ve had a soulmate tattoo since you could remember, but there’s no way it’s right. You’ve never been to Seattle, and you don’t plan on going. Word Count: 6.2K | Rated: T+ (heavy language, sensual scenes, alcohol)
- Double Shot: Prompt is - “Why are you so jealous?” Summary: You’re the manager of Bean There, Done That Cafe when you notice a certain blonde orders one too many shots of espresso. Word Count: 2.1K | Rated: K - Art and Whiskey: Prompts are - “You’re lucky you’re cute.” and “I’m too sober for this.” Summary: You attend the Hemmings Corp. annual Christmas party and meet a new friend. CEO!Luke AU. Word Count: 2.7K | Rated: T+ (language, alcohol) 
- More Creamer Please:  Summary: Luke is a famous CEO and you work for a magazine that makes money off of his late nights and poor decisions. You try your hardest to keep him out of the bad spotlight, but your boss has other ideas.  Word Count: 14.2K | Rated: T+ (language, alcohol, sensual scenes)
- Only Time Will Tell: Prompts are - “You come to my room and wake me up at 4 am to cuddle?” and “What if I told you I’ve been in love with you since we were kids.” Summary: You and Luke have been best friends since the womb. Now you’re all grown up.  Word Count: 2,800+ | Rated: T+ (language, alcohol, emotional)
- Playing Catch Up: Prompt is - “Well. Yell, scream, say something. Anything.” Summary: You knew Luke before the fame. What does that mean for the two of you when he’s become an international popstar? Word Count: 1,600+ | Rated: K
- Woman Up: Prompts are - “Where do you think you’re going?” and “I need some time.” Summary: Something is wrong with you and Luke. What you had was strong, special. Now you’re not so sure. Word Count: 2,000+ | Rated: T+ (alcohol, language)
- Stray Hairs:  Summary: Luke’s hair is annoying him, so he asks you to braid it. Word Count: 250+ | Rated: K
- Just Admit It: Prompt is - “I think you’re just afraid to be happy.” Summary: Luke is too honest sometimes. (Gender Neutral Reader) Word Count: 1,000+ | Rated: K
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S W E E T   P E A
- the forbidden fruit: Summary: When Hades is cast away to the Underworld for his own protection, he discovers a mortal with whom he has a connection. She is most definitely not what he expected. Word Count: 15K+ | Rated: T
- death & promises: Request is - “Royal!AU + Fake Marriage” Summary: Prince Sweetwater, known to you as Sweet Pea, has been your best friend since before you could remember. It’s time for you to get married to a prince so you can become queen, but that means that you and Sweet Pea will no longer be allowed to be friends. So, how do you solve this? Just pretend to marry Sweet Pea. Problem solved... or is it? Word Count: 4.9K+ | Rated: T
- bloody knuckles: Request is - “Scars + Bathtub!fic” Summary: Sweet Pea is used to patching you up, but with every scar and every bruise, he begins to fear more for your future. You shun him for trying to put a stop to your boxing career, and in giving you space he also allows you to fall further into self-destruction. Word Count: 3.3K+ | Rated: T+
- war in switzerland: Request is - “Flirting Under Fire + Bar!AU + Injured!fic” Summary: It’s been a while since you’ve been back to Riverdale. You thought you’d never go back, if you were being honest. But something draws you back, and Jughead thinks you need to celebrate at the Whyte Wyrm, which has recently become Switzerland, a place of neutrality. Until a fight breaks out. Word Count: 2.4K+ | Rated: T
- marked for the kill: Request is - “Roommates!AU + Dancing!fic” Summary: One night, after being marked as a sacrifice for the Gargoyle King, you’re forced out of the Northside. Your wandering for a new place to lay your head brings you to the nastiest part of the Southside - where the Ghoulies have secretly set up home. As they wave knives in your face and threaten to take your life, who will come to your rescue? Word Count: 3.2K+ | Rated: T
- the both of you: Request is - “Pregnancy!fic + Anger Born of Worry” Summary: You have a big secret you need to tell your Serpent husband, but will you be able to when he doesn’t come home one night? A call from FP brings you to Riverdale General, where the love of your life lays battered and bruised. Word Count: 2.3K+ | Rated: T
- i’ll always be with you: Request is - “Baby!fic + Fake Dating” Summary: After the father of your child left, the only constant that remains in your life is Sweet Pea. Over the years, he helps you when you need a hand planning your daughters birthday party, but it’s not uncommon to be mistaken for a couple. Sweet Pea just rolls with it. Word Count: 2.1K+ | Rated: T
- despite it all i loved you anyway: Request is - “Arranged Marriage!AU + Love Confessor Trope” Summary: You are betrothed to Prince Sweetwater. Of course, you believe he’s just like all the others - only here for your hand in marriage to take over your kingdom and call it his own. However, during your courtship leading up to the wedding, your forced courtship turns into something more. Word Count: 5.5K+ | Rated: T
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B U C K Y     B A R N E S
- Dissension: Summary: You and Bucky hate each other. But you know what they say - everything changes when you’re dead. MULTICHAPTER | BUCKY X READER
- Slowly, And Then All At Once: Prompts are - “I shouldn’t be in love with you!” and “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.” Summary: You’re the nanny of a successful single father. All of a sudden, you can’t imagine living life without him and his daughter. Word Count: 2.2K | Rated: T+ (language, sexual allusions)
- Gunpowder & Silk: Prompt is - “I’m the tailor who always makes/hems your nice clothes but I don’t know you’re the head of the mob so why are the police barging into my shop?” Summary: Riley runs a tailoring shop. Mr. Barnes runs the mob. MULTICHAPTER | OC
- Denial: Prompts are - “Just admit I’m right.” and “How many fingers am I holding up?” Summary: Bucky is your sparring partner and you’ve taken one too many hits with the metal arm. Word Count: 900+ | Rated: K
- Incidental: Prompts are - “I know it’s three in the morning, but I can’t find my cat.” and “Every time I see you, I fall in love with you all over again.” Summary: The five times Bucky had to make an excuse, and the one time he didn’t. Word Count: 9,000+ | Rated: T+ (language)
- Broken: Prompt is - “Ignore me, I didn’t see anything.” Summary: You’re complaining, Bucky is listening. Word Count: 800+ | Rated: T+ (alcohol, death mention)
- Not Quick Enough: Prompt is - “Almost Kiss + Anger Born of Worry” (BuckyNat) Summary: The one time Natasha wasn’t paying attention, it almost costs him his life. Word Count: 1,000+ | Rated: T
- Nepenthe:  Summary: Soulmates weren’t real, the Soldier had decided. But, if they were, his was going to be very disappointed. Word Count: 1,800+ | Rated: T+ (violence, language, alcohol) MULTICHAPTER | BUCKY X READER
- Unfair: Prompt is - “You want to know what happened to me? You! You happened to me.” Summary: You’re sick and tired of Bucky’s suicide missions. You decide to call him out on it. Word Count: 1,000+ | Rated: T (language)
- I’ll Take Care of You: Summary: You’ve always been overly attentive to Bucky. You overhear him complaining about you one night so you decide to take a step back. Turns out he actually misses you. Word Count: 2.3K | Rated: T
- Confessions: Prompts are - “The door is over there.” and “I don’t believe you.” Summary: Bucky has loved you for a long time, but for some reason you won’t believe him. Word Count: 1,200+ | Rated: T+ (language)
- Blessings: Summary: You’re going to get a raise, but Bucky doesn’t like how you got it. Even so, a beautiful thing comes of it. Word Count: 2,500+ | Rated: T+ (language, sexual references, alcohol)
- Reinvented:  Summary: You and Bucky attend a summer concert, and he asks you to dance. Word Count: 1,400+ | Rated: T
- Ice Water: Summary: Bucky is stubborn and so are you. Word Count: 1,300+ | Rated: T+ (language, emotion)
- I Offer You a Lifetime: Prompt is - “I have loved you my entire life.” Summary: You and Bucky have known one another for a century.  Word Count: 1,500+ | Rated: T+ (sexual allusions)
- Absent: Prompts are - “Please....stay...” and “If you really love me, you’ll let me go...” Summary: Bucky goes on a mission. You don’t think he’s coming back. Word Count: 2,300+ | Rated: T+ (language, violence)
- Battle Armor:  Summary: You’re all alone on top of the roof of the Tower, and an unexpected visitor joins you. Word Count: 1,600+ | Rated: K+
- Free Falling: Prompt is - “I wanted to go on the ferris wheel but there has to be two people per cart and now we’re stuck at the top.” Word Count: 1,400+ | Rated: K
- Void: Prompts are - “Where were you when I needed you?” and “It’s time to say goodbye.” Summary: This conversation between you and Bucky is difficult, but it had to happen. Word Count: 1,400+ | Rated: T+ (alcohol, language)
- Teeth:  Summary: You don’t smile. Until there’s one exception. Word Count: 800+ | Rated: T+ 
- Winter Winner: Prompts are - “I came here to win you back and dammit, I’ll do whatever I have to do.” and “What are you doing here?” Summary: Bucky doesn’t like the way he feels when he sees you with someone else. Word Count: 1,100+ | Rated: T+ (sexual implications)
- All Mine: Summary: Bucky has a tendency to get jealous.  Word Count: 1,800+ | Rated: T+ (language, sexual references)
- Undeserving:  Summary: Steve tells Bucky that he should just go after you, but Bucky isn’t so sure. Word Count: 1,400+ | Rated: T
- Worthy:  Summary: Bucky is always questioning why there is a random hammer lying about during their “family meetings” in the Tower. Word Count: 500+ | Rated: K
- History in the Making:  Summary: Bucky puts his years of history to good use by helping you with your homework. Word Count: 1,000+ | Rated: K
- Get Bent: Prompt is to use the phrase “Get bent.” Summary: Mario Kart can be vicious. Word Count: 400+ | Rated: K
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D E C K E R S T A R
- i belong to the devil: Prompts are - “Huddling for Warmth + Established Relationship” Summary: Chloe becomes much more gutsy the moment she finds out she has The Devil on her side. Word Count: 656 | Rated: T
- demons in the night: Prompts are - “Erotic Dream + Sleep Intimacy” Summary: Chloe isn’t used to sleeping with The Devil. At least, not yet. Word Count: 656 | Rated: T
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P E T E R     P A R K E R
- Self-Destruct: Prompts are - “I’m not alright! Okay? Are you satisfied? I’m not alright.” and “The problem is I don’t think I can stop thinking about you.” and “Pretending not to love you was the hardest thing I ever had to do.” and “You saved me from myself.” Summary: Peter is suddenly absent from your life, and you’re not sure you can handle it any longer. Word Count: 1,200+ | Rated: T+ (violence, blood)
- Doctor Darling: Prompt is - “You’re bleeding all over my carpet!” Summary: This isn’t exactly how you thought you’d find out that your boyfriend was the webslinger that New York couldn’t stop talking about. Word Count: 1,500+ | Rated: T+ (blood, language)
- Why?: Prompt is - “Why are you like this?” Summary: You’re not sure why it has to be Peter that is always sacrificing for the greater good, for the world. You don’t know if you can take it anymore. Word Count: 250+ | Rated: K
- I’m New to This: Prompt is - “So you hate me now too? Join the club.” Summary: You’re not sure how, but you’re pretty sure you’re jealous of Tony Stark. Word Count: 1,000+ | Rated: T
- Webslinger: Prompt is - “See, now was that so bad?” Summary: You take a ride with the webslinger of New York. Word Count: 500+ | Rated: K
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K A S T L E
- by your side now and forever: Prompt is - “Hospital!AU + Secret Relationship” Summary: Karen is tired of playing sidekick. Word Count: 900 | Rated: T
- i found my savior in a bar: Prompt is - “Fake Dating + Holiday!fic” Summary: Karen is being stalked by one of her exes, and she picks the protective looking guy at the bar to be her savior. Word Count: 800+ | Rated: T
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T O M    H O L L A N D
- Daddy Issues:  Summary: Tom through the stages of becoming a dad. Word Count: 500+ | Rated: K
- Oh My Darling: Summary: Tom really does love calling you ‘darling’. Word Count: 1,000+ | Rated: T (sexual innuendos)
- Please?: Prompt is - “I need you to forgive me.” Summary: Monopoly is a relationship ruiner. Word Count: 150+ | Rated: K
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L A N G D Y N E
-  perfect timing: Prompt is - “Coffee Shop!AU + Mutual Pining Trope” Summary: Two people with matching schedules end up bumping into one another in the coffee shop. Word Count: 1,000+ | Rated: K
-  warm in the snow: Prompt is - “Secret Relationship + Royal!AU” Summary: Hope loves the snow. She also loves the servant boy. Word Count: 700+ | Rated: T+
-  i will save you from yourself: Prompt is - “Historical!AU + Bodyguard!fic” Summary: Ser Van Dyne is in charge of keeping Prince Lang out of trouble. Word Count: 500+ | Rated: K
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B E L L A R K E
- RECOLLECTION: Prompt: “I don’t remember that!” Word Count: 250+ | Rated: K
- Silent Love: Prompts: “You’re special to me.” and “I can’t stand the thought of losing you.” Word Count: 500+ | Rated: K
- my skin burns: Prompts: “Soulmate!AU + Royalty!AU” Summary: Clarke is betrothed to a man she does not know. So what becomes of the relationship when she realizes he may very well be her soulmate?  Word Count: 700+ | Rated: T
- keep my secret safe: Prompts: “Detective!AU + Criminal!AU” Summary: When Detective Blake shows up to the scene, a certain blonde is cleaning her knife and restocking her gun. It’s another chance to put her where she belongs. Word Count: 500+ | Rated: T+
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R E Y L O 
- unexpected allergens: Prompts: “Flowershop!AU + Hospital!AU” Summary: When a stranger falls unconscious in Rey’s flower shop, she thinks it is her responsibility to make sure he gets to a hospital safely. Word Count: 600+ | Rated: K
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shemakesmeforget · 6 years ago
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25 fics to pick you up
Humor, crack not crack, romcom fics for @cuttlemefishwrites and y’all. I tried to make this list short, I SWEAR idk ENJOY!! Also you can check some other fic recs by moi here, here and here.
(i'm) the boy you'd die for by jenmishe 
Canonverse, Rated T, 6K
v-nikiforov ✓
[Video: A short clip where Victor is laying dramatically on the couch with miserable expression. “Heartbreaker” by Marina and the Diamonds is playing.]
13,481 likes
v-nikiforov✓ Am I the another one? (((
vitYASS victor,,,, honey,,,, i lvoe you so much,,,, but WHY are you like this.
red-blue-gay but??? does that mean that somebody has broken victor’s heart???? I DON'T UNDERSTAND
christophe-gc ✓ You’re ridiculous.
starsaregay But who recorded it?? Makkachin???
vityathebabe user @starsaregay asking the real question.
--- The adventures of Yuuri "Heartbreaker" Katsuki, or: how Yuuri became known as a cold player full of himself who doesn't care about anyone. (Hint: it's an anxiety and obliviousness.)
• ADORE!!! oblivious heartbreaker Yuuri + social media fic. The best description is actually one of the tags: everyone is in love with Yuuri: the fic.
  He Should Know by Lady_Ganesh
Past Yuuri/Chris, Canonverse, Rated T, 2K
A public service announcement Chris and Yuuri made for the Sochi Olympics comes to light.
• HI HI this speaks to me directly: Viktor is a dork and jealous and Yuuri is precious.... I just love this so much. 
Master Plans by Qwertzu (@qwertzu824)
Canonverse ish, Rated T, 17K
Who wouldn't want to date Yuuri and/or Viktor? Nobody is immune to their charm - including random strangers, who unfortunately have no idea the two are happily married and totally smitten with each other...
• This series!!! outsider pov, identity reveal, and the last installment!!!!! I die. You'll laugh and you’ll feel sorry for these people at the same time.
The Way to Life and Love is a Curved Trajectory by crossroadswrite  (@crossroadswrite)
Canonverse, Rated T, 5K
“Do you know Katsuki Yuuri?” Victor asks Chris, two minutes later, when he finally manages to convince himself to stop looking at the dip of Katsuki’s back and his powerful thighs in those tight Mizuno track pants, and the way his hands are poised in the air mid-skate, and his slicked back hair and brown eyes and flushed cheeks.
Christophe hums into the phone in a way that suggests he not only knows Katsuki Yuuri but he’s acquainted with him. Chris’ version of acquaintance is very physical and usually involves a healthy amount of groping. “Don’t you?”
“He’s Japan’s Ace,” Victor says, trying to rack his brain for more information. “His step sequence is good?”
Chris hums again. “You’re not that oblivious that you haven’t heard of Unfairly Beautiful Yuuri.”
“Who?”
(Or, the one where Victor falls - literally and then figuratively - for Yuuri. Also something about a Best Ass Poll that is way more official than it should be.)
• Alternate first meeting <3<3<3 you have it all: social media, pining and THAT ASS. I would say 12/10 would read again, but I have already, a bunch of times.
What you should know about dating a man with children by SassySalchow (diedraechin) (@diedraechin​)
Canonverse, Rated G, 2K
Based off a tumblr drabble prompt and then grew too big...
"AU scenario where the skaters mistake the triplets for Yuuri's kids when they first meet him, possibly when he brings them to the skater-only area as a b-day treat, or something? (Kudos if you can work in jealous!Victor somehow, but the skaters having a fun reaction would be A+, tbh. Would be lovely if you could include Chris and/or Yurio :D )
• Ahhhhhh my quick fix for whenever I’m feeling down, this Viktor is such a dork and extra, I love him.
5 times Viktor encountered culture shock in Hasetsu + 1 time Yuuri did by forochel (@forochel)
Canonverse, Rated T, 3K
this fic ... basically does what it says on the tin.
• I adore not so smooth Viktor in an environment he can't control (or at least do some research lol), good stuff.
Five Times Chris's Dating Advice Was Ignored By Russian Skaters by liliths
Canonverse, Rated T, 3K
—and one time it wasn't.
Christophe Giacometti. Twenty-five. Cat lover, chocolate eater. Professional Swiss figure skater and confirmed Grand Prix finalist. Running an unofficial dating advice ring for Russian skaters who don't listen to him to begin with. How did his life come to this?
Chris-centric, in which he is done with literally everyone. Except the dog.
• Chris is heaven sent and deserves a medal for dealing with awkward russian skaters.
just like me they long to be by sparklespiff (@todaythesamesky​)
Canonverse, Rated T, 3K
"Haven't you noticed that Yuuri gets everything he wants?"
"Everything that's in somebody else's power to give him," Mari says, before Victor can bring up last year's GPF. "He's not magic, just pretty."
"But it's like magic. My theory is that it's because he's sneaky beautiful, so you're not expecting it, and then, under all that stuff, whoa! Gorgeous. And it's too late to save yourself."
"Stuff?" Victor keeps smiling but makes his voice cold, the way he does when reporters overstep. His Yuuri doesn't have stuff. Everything about him is beautiful.
or:
Yuuri lives in a Beautiful Person Bubble. It's Victor's responsibility to make sure he never finds out.
• Again with oblivious heartbreaker Yuuri, this is ridiculously funny. Also, Mari and Phichit??? A++
The Boyfriend Paradox by japansace (@japansace​)
Canonverse, Rated T, 3K
For some inexplicable reason, Yuuri speaks Russian.
Now, as everyone knows, there are only two viable reasons why anyone ever learns a foreign language:
1. For school. 2. To impress a foreign love interest.
And Victor can’t quite bring himself to believe that Yuuri would be at all studious enough to hunt down Russian classes in Detroit of all places.
(Or: Victor gets jealous of a boyfriend that doesn’t exist.)
• We all think Yuuri is dense and oblivious but like Viktor is just????? SO BLIND???? it’s adorable.
The Thirst Trap by CharmingMonsters
Canonverse, Rated M, 12K (WIP)
Victor Nikiforov reads Thirst Tweets for a Buzzfeed video; Yuuri is anonymously quoted and wants to die. Phichit makes sure everyone is properly hydrated.
• Awkward meet cute, Yuuri the fanboy, sad pre Yuuri Viktor, hilarious but the feels omg 
Giacometti & Co. by Anna (arctic_grey) (@finleighsaid​)
Past Viktor/Chris, Past Yuuri/Chris, Canonverse, Rated M, 7K
Against his shoulder and into the fabric of his t-shirt, Yuuri mumbled, “HaveyoueversleptwithChris?”
He choked on his breath. Oh. Uh. “Errrr…” His mind raced. “A little?”
aka the fic where both Viktor and Yuuri have slept with Chris.
• Amazing!! I owe this fic so much! like really, this is cute, fun and jealous Viktor is the cherry on top.
The Early, Awkward Years by Nomanono (@nomanono​)
Viktor/Chris, Canonverse, Rated E, 6K
Victor Nikiforov wasn't always smooth and suave. His singular focus on skating created a pronounced inability to people, and Chris winds up bearing the brunt of his sexual incompetence.
• This is beyond funny, I had to stop reading 3 times to properly laugh. Inexperienced, not a playboy Viktor is the best best and Chris tries so hard, poor thing.
it's like you're photoshopped by Metis_Ink
Actors AU, Rated T, 10K
Not-So-Local Ex-Dancer Upsets Coworkers by Failing to Communicate with Celebrity Castmate, details at eleven.
//Yuuri just wants to retire already.
• The actual movie is amazing? the author literally wrote an entire musical for this fic, mad respect. And at some point I cried, legit tears, because I was laughing so hard. 
Pinning and Pining by Multiple_Universes (@witharthurkirkland)
Porn actors AU, Rated E, 51K
Victor starts his career as a porn star, working for a studio that has a somewhat… artistic approach to the whole genre. But that’s not the problem. The problem is: he can’t find a way to ask his hot co-star to be his boyfriend.
An AU where Victor and Yuuri are both porn stars who, despite all the hot sex filmed for a ton of movies, still end up in a situation where Yuuri is oblivious and Victor is pining away.
• The porn movies are so cheesy and bad but like artistic so you just laugh and laugh. Viktor is such a softie and there’s so much unresolved romantic tension, a big fave.
though the stars walk backward by alykapedia (@alykapediaaa​)
Space AU, Rated T, 8K
“Trust your heart if the seas catch fire, live by love though the stars walk backward.” - E.E. Cummings
Yuuri's only ever wanted to send a message out into the great vastness of space, maybe witness First Contact during his lifetime. He gets his wish. And then some.
• Alien viktor!!! an intergalactic booty call!!! fantastic!
Much Ado About Something by eternalsunshine13, Skowronek (@eternalsunshine13, @kaja-skowronek​)
Space AU, Rated T, 33K
By day, Victor Nikiforov is the head of European operations for LearX, a company on the forefront of private space travel. By night, he is makka-baby on Tumblr, a prominent figure in the small but passionate poodle fandom.
By day, Yuuri Katsuki runs F.O.O.L., a subsidiary of Katsuki Enterprises, whose stated goal is to bring LearX down one lawsuit after another. By night, he’s oodlesofpoodles, an active member of the poodle fandom and possibly makka-baby’s biggest fan.
By day, they duke it out in court. By night, they become friends—and maybe something more—as they fall for each other one Tumblr message at a time.
Or: a romantic comedy starring two idiots in love, the Katsuki family, the mothers Nikiforov, the husbands Chulanont-Giacometti, two doggos, six hamsters, one Yurio, and many, many schemes to get our favorite lovebirds together.
• Do they really hate each other?? are they falling in love?? is the tumblr app gonna crash all the damn time? I won't tell, you gotta read this.
The Vastness of Space by shysweetthing (@shysweetthing)
Space AU, Rated E, 16K
As chief communications officer on board the Interstellar Alliance Fleet’s Star Ship Victory, Yuuri doesn’t have to think about who he actually is on his home planet. He just has to listen to his captain, do his job, and…not fall in love with his best friend, the ship’s science officer, Victor Nikiforov.
Well. Two out of three’s not bad.
Then his mother calls with the worst possible news: She, the Empress of New Nihon, has arranged Yuuri’s marriage. There’s only one thing Yuuri can do: Fake a boyfriend, and fake one fast. Who better/worse to play that role than the friend he wishes was more? What can go wrong? It’s not like Yuuri can fall more in love...
• Mutual pining, fake dating and arranged marriage AND SPACE UGHHH all my weak spots. So sweet and good and the writing is on point, i cry.
The Unknown Unknown by opalish
Superpowers AU, Rated T, 7K
Yuuri never meant to become a supervillain. These things just happen to him. 
• One of the funniest fics I’ve ever read, the author has the best comic timing and this fic is beyond me like I practically laughed the whole time.
Dr. Shiny and the Case of the Beautiful Man by ShatteredPrism (@etherealalchemist​​)
Doctors AU, not rated, 6K 
There are about five things that Victor, in this very moment, is absolutely sure of.
1. The spawns of satan are here 2. they are not accompanied by their angel of a mother 3. they are with the most beautiful man he's ever seen 4. his scrubs are wet from where he'd dropped water on himself 5. and Victor is very, very gay.
Emphasis on point five, with a side of cupid's arrow and "ba-dum ba-dum" on a plate.
Because he is Very Gay, and not only is he Very Gay but he is also Hopelessly Attracted to a man who is undoubtedly Very Straight and very Unavailable and is perhaps the Most Beautiful Man Victor has ever seen.
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in which Victor is a doctor, Yuuri is a godfather, and Yuri just wants some peace and quiet and a larger stash of lollipops.
• So pure and fun and Viktor is so so so extra.
pass that dutch by kiaronna (@kiaronna​)
High School/Mean Girls AU, Rated T, 5K
Maybe Viktor shouldn't have watched Mean Girls before he started his first day of high school in the United States, but he can't help it if he is suddenly inducted into his high school's very fashionable, Instagram-obsessed royalty. He can't help falling in love with the cute soccer player in his literature class, either. Even if he's supposed to be off limits.
• This captures the feel of the movie just right and Viktor is a mess, it’s just so cute.
esnake artist by sizhu (@sizhu)
Neighbors AU, Rated T, 1K
Yuuri meets the disarmingly attractive neighbor from upstairs, courtesy of Phichit forgetting to feed their scale baby.
Snakes like to go on adventures, too.
• Sassy Yuuri defending his reptile baby, a blessing.
all the types of dating by igneousbitch (@makkachinning)
Geology AU, Rated E, 8K
The only type of dating geologists are good at is radioactive carbon-dating. The rest goes completely over their heads.
(Viktor and Yuuri are geology professors leading a field course in Western Australia. Chaos ensues.)
Alfred shifts awkwardly. Looks at Viktor and Yuuri, and asks, “So, uh. Are you guys dating?”
Yuuri greatly misunderstands, and Viktor panics.
Of course we are, Yuuri says. Rather critically, he thinks to himself: why else would he be here, in the scorching, godforsaken heat, surrounded by a hundred kilos of rock, if not for the purpose of radiometric dating?
• I have no idea about geology and I still enjoyed this AU a lot, they’re pining so hard and ugh friends to lovers, my kryptonite.
Unconventional by so_shhy
Fandom AU, Rated M, 4K
After freezing up in front of his idol at a comic con panel, Yuuri decides that he needs an awful lot of alcohol to get over the embarrassment. It is a decision he will regret.
The fandom AU I can’t believe I wrote, featuring movie star!Victor Nikiforov and fanfic author!Yuuri Katsuki.
• So much second hand embarrassment but in a fun way, just brilliant.
If you can't take the heat... by mtothedestiel (@summersteve)
Reality show/Chef AU, not rated, 81K (WIP)
Stay tuned, coming up next it's Top Chef: International! Join thirteen chefs from around the globe as they battle it out for glory and prizes in the one and only New York City (and share all their innermost thoughts along the way!) Who will emerge victorious, and who will burn out?? Heartwarming triumphs, devastating eliminations, and even ~forbidden romance~ are all coming your way on this showstopping season of Top Chef!
• The script format threw me off for some time until I decided to read it and omg?? what a fool I’ve been for so long!!! this is incredible and well researched and makes me hungry all the damn time.
Coming Home Again by carafin (@carafinn)
Roommates AU, Rated T, 10K
Yuuri, given to periodic bouts of paranoia, would often wonder if Viktor is, in fact, a Russian drug lord on the loose, seeking refuge in a nondescript town in America. This would explain a manner of things: his evasiveness whenever probed about his job; the way he’d unpredictably throw out incisive, thoughtful commentary about the morning news over breakfast; his expensive tastes in shirts, watches, and wallets alike; why he’d want to stay here with Yuuri, of all places, when the contents his wardrobe alone could probably afford him a year-long stay at any condominium of his choice in the trendiest part of town.
And then he goes on to discover that Viktor actually has a premium account on club penguin, and that his five penguins are named Peanut Wigglebutt, Luke skyhopper, Zing Zing, Otto Von Longdong, and Mooshoo Vegetable, and beats the idea to death in his head.
• High quality hyper realistic amazing Yuuri the medical student being a mess, Viktor being a mystery but still a dork. Cute romance!!
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mammamialetmegooo · 6 years ago
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My Thomas Sanders Post (or Why I Think Thomas Sanders Is An Incredible Human)
I often get asked the following question by my friends: “Mia, why do you like Thomas Sanders so much?” My reply is usually something like, “I could write a thesis paper on why I love him so much. There are just too many reasons,” which is my way of using a bit of hyperbole to say “that’s too complex of a subject for me to just casually talk about right now.” 
However, in this current moment I’m doing nothing except listening to music so I figured this would be the perfect time for me to get into this complex and beautiful subject matter and provide an answer for anybody who may have been curious. 
Disclaimer: I’ve never actually met Thomas (sadly). Every thing I’m going to say here is based simply on what I’ve observed through his presence online (his videos, tweets, instagram posts etc.) 
Now let’s begin...
Reason #1: He is incredibly selfless. He seldom lets the spotlight be solely on him. In regards to content, every video or project he comes out with he makes sure his audience is aware of all the other people who worked on it besides himself. He constantly praises the hard work of those around him who have worked hard to help him in creating content because he knows they deserve just as much, if not more praise than him for the work that was done. Go to his instagram and twitter and look at the countless kind things he’s said about the people who work with him. When he’s not busy giving credit where credit is due, he is saying kind things to his followers online. If you do follow him on twitter, then you know how frequently he spends time thanking his followers for any messages of praise or artwork/tributes people have spent time on for him. I will touch on this more in the next reason, but I wanted to bring it up here because of one twitter exchange I noticed at the end of Decemeber (Dec. 28, 2018). In short, twitter user @/abigaylexxxdawn sent a video to Thomas asking if he could contribute a video message to a gift they were making for their friend. The video was for their friend to watch when they feel like “nobody cares.” Thomas not only obliged to do this, but the message he sent was incredibly moving. Instead of saying something like “Hey friend, I’m here to tell you things are okay because I say so and I love you (you get what I mean,)” he chose to instead focus on how kind the twitter user was for going to all the effort they went to making this video gift for them. To quote Thomas in the video: “There are plenty of people in your life who care about you and what you want to do for the future. I hope that you care about you and what you do in the future because that’s just as important, but at the very least, just think back to that your friend went out of her way to create these videos for you in order to make you feel better when you needed it.” He didn’t have to do this at all, but he did and he never once makes the video about him or his own struggles when he very easily could have. It’s easy for any person of notoriety to record a video saying “Hey, you’ll be okay. Life get’s better because I say so and I’m super popular so it must be true,” (again, you know what trying to say) but that’s not what Thomas is doing here at all. He took time out of his night when he was already tired to think of something thoughtful and important that this girl could give to her friend and that act alone says so much about the kind of person he is. 
Reason #2: He’s grateful for the position he is in. Let’s go back to what I was saying earlier about thanking his followers online. About once every day (often times more than that), Thomas takes some time to look through his various online platforms (twitter, tumblr, instagram etc) and talk to people who send him messages. He thanks people who write him kind words or do cosplays based on the many characters he’s created online. He does Fan Art Friday (Super Art Saturday/Sunday if he’s busy or forgets) to showcase tons of the awesome fan art he gets tagged in every single week. Even when he’s not shouting out anyone specific, he will often tweet about his gratitude for all the people who have supported his online journey over the years. He makes it clear that he knows none of this would be possible without all the online support he’s gotten and says thank you for it at any given opportunity. 
Reason #3: How much he loves his friends. This kind of hits on some of the stuff I talked about in reason one, but I think it’s important to give this it’s own point because it’s a very important reason for me. So as I said earlier, Thomas is not afraid to give his friends credit for all the hard work they do in helping him with content. He is also not shy in talking about how TALENTED his friends are, and he has a valid point! Whether they’re actors, singers, dancers, artists, costume makers etc...Thomas is surrounded by some INSANELY talented people and he wants the world to know it! The reason this is so important for me to bring up is that for most of my young life (so far anyway, I’m only 21) I never had anyone like this in my life. I didn’t know what a true friend was until I got to college a few years ago, so when I see Thomas constantly supporting his friends and singing their praises, it really warms my heart. It makes me wish there were more people like him in the world, so that no kid ever has to be lonely like I was for so long. 
Reason #4: He keeps his content accessible and inclusive for all. If you watch his content, then you’ll know Thomas seldom ever curses or talks about troubling topics. He has said time and time again that the goal with his content is to make people smile and by keeping his channel open for all kinds of audiences, he has certainly been able to do that. Besides his language, he also uses his platform to talk about important issues. He has made videos about Black History (2), Women’s History, Asian Pacific American Heritage, the LGBTQ+, community and Autism Awareness (each videos features people of their respective minority/group). A cis white male like Thomas using his platform to spread awareness about minority groups is SO IMPORTANT, especially in today’s society where everything can often seem so oppressing and negative. Thomas also combats this on his channel with his “Reasons to Smile” video series. These videos are a compilation of random and wonderful facts about the world, dad jokes and messages of inspiration for those who may be feeling down. The goal with this series is to provide some light for those who may be experiencing some mental health troubles. Thomas has also used his popular “Sanders Sides” series to tackle different mental health issues as well, “Accepting Anxiety” (two parts) and “Learning New Things About Ourselves” being some of the most notable videos in the series that tackle this issue. This representation and accessibility are inspiring not only to people who can identify with any of these issues, but to people who can’t identify with them as well. I, a cis white female have learned so much from the videos about Black & APA Heritage and even Women’s history too! As someone who questions their sexual identity constantly, the Pride video was really helpful to me when I was wondering what I was supposed to label myself as (I’ve since learned I don’t have to give myself a label at all and neither does anyone else!) AND as somebody who struggles with anxiety/panic attacks and just a general bad state of mental health (though I’ve been a lot better recently) I’ve found A LOT of relief in Thomas’ content, especially the Sanders Sides videos. If I, just one person, can be affected by ALL of that incredible content, then I’m sure others have been as well.  
Reason #5: Miscellaneous. There are SO MANY OTHER reasons to love Thomas Sanders, but this post is already pretty long and if I were to keep going in so much depth you’d be reading this forever, so let me speed things up....He has the voice of an angel. He creates genuinely funny content that doesn’t make fun of anyone (except maybe himself, but that’s rarely ever). His selfie game is S T R O N G. Actually, he’s very photogenic no matter what kind of photo he’s taking. According to many reports online, he gives really really great hugs. His smile could warm the coldest of hearts. Speaking of hearts, his is really good...I just know it. 
So there you go. It might not be a thesis paper, but I think I proved my point. Again, I don’t know him personally all of this is based on what I’ve observed online, but I think anyone who displays so much positivity and goodness online has to be even better in person, right? 
In conclusion, thank you @thatsthat24 for being a wonderful person. Keep spreading your light and keep being you. I promise, it’s paying off. ❤️❤️❤️
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