#dexbonus

[jesselouiscox]

Does anyone else feel this way?

[incorrect-ionians]

Dash: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

Hellebore: Nah, it's my fault. I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police.

[vtuberconfessions]

I stumbled upon youtuber and twitch streamer Dodger (dexbonus on twitter and twitch) again after so many years, and I am pleasantly surprised to find out that she is now a vtuber.

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[birchshutter]

JoCat talks games, streaming and more! | The Geekenders Ep 36

JoCat‬  is here with us on this week's episode of The Geekenders Podcast. We talk the issues with Star Wars Outlaws, Cat Quest 3 supremacy and more! Are you ready to geek out this weekend? Join Jesse and Dodger on the Geekenders podcast as they bring you the ultimate dose of geekiness. From their hilarious banter to their in-depth discussions, this is the podcast you've been waiting for. Follow them now and discover why they are the number one geek podcast without a doubt. Subscribe and let the geeking begin!

[itscappyj]

Shoutout to this sunshine goofball who has been my internet crush for like a decade. Their streams can always brighten my day.

[thekingk0ng]

wow my blog is 12 years old today. my baby has entered middle school :)

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

can not recommend enough the dexbonus playthrough of Hatoful Boyfriend. It's an ancient LP now but it's definitely a comfort series.

Hmm. I'll consider it. I was planning on going with Jelloapocalypse cause I believe he did a playthrough (or at least a stream) but I could check that one out.

[byshilane]

24.07.11

A little sweetness of the baby girls who haven't held hands in over a year I think now. One day soon, they'll be back. Happiest birthday to @dexbonus <3

[jesselouiscox]

I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING!!

[incorrect-ionians]

Dash: Happy Bi Visibility Day! Remember, Logan, we have disadvantage on Stealth rolls today.

Logan, with Expertise and Reliable Talent: Oh no. I may have to settle for a 27.

[theshimadaslovers]

~SO...THIS IS LOVE~

(HANZO X YOU FEM!READER)

Part 4

Sorry the late, I was insecure with this chapter aa

Art by: @dexbonus

*Lisboa was being destroyed and massacred by Talon that came out of nowhere. The building that you and Hanzo were at, was starting to falling apart*

You- *gasp feeling the bulding move* Hanzo...! We gonna fall!

Hanzo- Hold on! *he yelled looking around and hiding from the shots* Jump! Jump to the other building behind us!

You- Hanzo! Come with me! Now!

Hanzo- JUST GO! I need to hold them!

You- You won't fucking hold that alone!

Reinhardt- HANZO! Y/N! GET OUT OF THERE! NOW! *He screamed down there while holding the shield against bombs* THE BUILDING IS FALLING!

You- HANZO! *You yelled again*

Hanzo- *Groans and go to you* Go! GO!

*When both come to the edge the building lost total balance and have a huge piece lost from the base making a huge impact, you fell and hold on the edge*

Hanzo- Y/n! Hold! *Stands his hand* Come on!

You- I can't! Hanzo! My rifle!

Hanzo- Fuck the rifle! Give me your hand! Please!

*You tried many times and finally get it, but the building started to fell back in direction to the building behind. With no time to jump, Hanzo pull you to him holding you tightly and both fell with the building making Ana terrified*

Ana- No! *She exclaimed behind Reinhardt shield* They fell! Reinhardt! We need to rescue them! Cover me!

Reinhardt- Wai...! *Ana starts to run* Ana! Wait! The shield won't take it for too long!

Ana- Hold position!

Jack- *runs to the falling building too* Ana! Watch out for Reinhardt! *Starts to digging by taking off the destructions*

Ana- Where is everyone?!

Jack- Fighting...! Everyone!

Phara- Mother! *Called from the sky* What happened?!

Ana- Hanzo and y/n crashed with the building! Call reinforcements! *Phara immediately flew away* Jack! We can't do this alone!

Jack- No one stay behind! No until I die!

Reinhardt- The shield is failing! Aargh!

Ana- *look at both sides not knowing what to do* Jack! Get out of there!

Jack- Wait! I GOT IT! *Immediately Ana go to help* I can see y/n!

Reinhardt- *The shield failed* ANA! *starts to fight*

Ana- Dammit! *Grab her dart with extra healing and grab a small bottle with blue liquid mixing up * Hold! I'm trying! *shake it and put on her bracelet launching against Reinhardt right on the neck*

Reinhardt- *screams and fall down but immediately starts to power up*

Ana- You're powered up! GET IN THERE!

Reinhardt- I'M FEELING INVINCIBLE!! *Explodes in glory and furious* AAAARGH HAHAHAHAA! FEEL THE CRUSADERS!!

Jack- *look at her suprised* What was that?

Ana- A little experiment. Now, help me!

*Jack and Ana pull you out that was unconscious*

Ana- Y/n! Look at me! You can hear me? Open you eyes, little girl...!

You- *slowly opens and cofs* Han...? Argh! My leg! Ana!

Ana- I need you to calm down, honey...*Grab another dart*

You- *Try to find Hanzo* Where is him?!

Ana- Jack is trying to find him... I need to take you out of here.

You- No no...! Hanzo saved me! I need...! *feels the pain* I need to see him...!

Ana- You'll but not now!

Angela- Ana! *Flew to both of you landing down going straight to you* Oh no, doesn't look good...

Ana- I need you to take care of her, Doctor. Take her out of here!

Angela- Yes! Baptiste is coming to help and also Tracer with Winston.

Ana- Perfect, thank you...! *A explosion close there* Reinhardt!

Reinhardt- I'M STILL IN BATTLE! HAHAHAAAA! *Passing trought crushing against the Talon agents*

Ana- Reinhardt, honey...! Don't overpower yourself! *worried* Get back in here!

Angela- Ana, I'm taking her...anything, call me.

*Ana nodded and Mercy flew away carrying you, it was easy, thanks to the valkyrie wings*

*A few minutes after, you finally opened your eyes feeling your whole body hurts, specially you left arma*

You- Mercy...?

Angela- Hi, I'm here, darling...*She appers holding some bandages* I just bandage your broken arm...we're safe in here.

You- I broke my arm...great.

Angela- You need to keep it unmoved, ok? *smiles and tap you head* Is gonna be ok, I'm Dra. Ziegler, I can make some little miracles *laughs*

You- Wait, what is happening out there? Where is everybody?

Angela- It seems that Talon came from the other side of the country. Captain Morrison said that actually they may have come from behind and strike from the front.

You- Dosen't make sense...wait...where is him?

Angela- Who? Hanzo? *she smiled* He's ok with Baptiste.

You- Is he bad as I'm?! He protect me! *tries to sit down* Ow ow ow!

Angela- Careful! *She holds you worried* Do not move...you very injure. Hanzo is pretty hurt, I'm not gonna lie to you, y/n, but he'll live.

You- Is he in dangerous...?

Angela- Well...*sighs* He broke a leg...feet...hurt his face...

You- Angela...! I need to see him!

Angela- He is in a treatment with Baptiste, sweety, he will be fine. Jean is amazing with those kind of situation, trust him.

You- Hanzo is gonna be so upset about his leg...*close your eyes and sighs*

Angela- He is a strong man, y/n, he'll be 100% well very soon.

*At the other side of the city in another medical center*

Baptiste - Hold on, Hanzo...! Let me bandage your eye, friend! Sit down! Your leg is broken! *Desperately trying to pull him back to the treatment room*

Hanzo- I need to see her...! My wounds will heal!

Baptiste- Well, if you die it won't heal...! Now, come back! She's alright! Better than you, I suppose...

Hanzo- My leg...! *He list balance and before fell, Baptiste hold him* Arg!

Baptiste- I know that love speaks louder...but listen to me, my friend, she's fine.

Hanzo- I don't know if I protect her enough...Does she broke something?

Baptiste- She. Is. Fine. Now come back...! You're heavy! Damn muscles...! *drag him back to the bed* There we go...! That was hard...you're such a stubborn, jezz...

Hanzo- *In agony* Da...mmit! Argh...!

Baptiste- Hurts, right? *laugh and suddenly look at him serious* So stay in bed. Also, you break a rib, you almost break a wrist, several cuts and...it could be worse. You and y/n fell in some position that didn't ki both of you. Fascinating. Oh, I forgot to tell...your eye. *walk to him doing the bandage* you hit your face and hurt very close to your left eye... a cut right on the eyelid.

Hanzo- I can feel it...*groans* the war, what is happening?

Baptiste- We're fighting well. Jack is doing a great job with the others. I believe that'll end soon.

*Hanzo sighs taking his hand to his face, he notice that he felt a little guilty in not protecting you very well*

Baptiste- You really like her, don't you? *smirk*

Hanzo- *sighs and gave him a little chuckle* Yes...I do. I do.

Baptiste- Never felt this way before? *checking his eye bandage*

Hanzo- No...Never thought about it, actually.

Baptiste- *chuckle* When you find your soulmate, you can never escape. *a explosion happens outside shaking the place* Oh damn...that was close.

Hanzo- *sighs* Soulmate? There's a soulmate for a man like me?

Baptiste- Hanzo, I killed a lot of civilians...a hurted people. I was a Talon agent. If I believe there's someone out there that I deserve? Yes...I do. Villains can turn good if they open their eyes *smiles* Open up, Hanzo.

Hanzo- I have my two eyes opened for a long time...

Baptiste- So open a third one.

Hanzo- Could that even being possible?

Baptiste- You're already doing it that *laughs* Genji always talked about how grumpy and serious you are, and now, we're meeting another side of you, man. Love is the most miracle healing that you could ever feel.

*Hanzo smiled and agreed with his head*

Hanzo- I changed a lot.

*Outside, in the middle of war~*

Reinhardt- Do it again! Do it again! Do it AGAIN!

Ana- I won't boost you again, Reinhardt!

Reinhardt- My lady...! You saw me smashing those Talon agents with my own hands! If we keep up like that, this is gonna end in a blink of a eye! HAHA!

Ana- Smash them with your own hands?! A blink of a eye?! And I'm healing you deep bullet wounds and cuts! You gonna die in a blink of a eye! *slap the back of his head and she back to the bandages* You silly big man...this is war, not a game.

Reinhardt- Aw come on, Ana *chuckles* You looove see me fighting~

Ana- Ooh shut up! *laughs*

Jack- Well, it seems that they retreated...*out of breath and full of blood in his clothes, Rein and Ana looked at him scared* What?

Reinhardt- Did you murder someone with a stone or what?

Ana- You're covered in blood, Jack...

Jack- Oh, this? *sighs* Helix rockets... But the guy were to close.

Reinhardt- Mein Gott...*cleans throat* Well! I'm good to go! *get up and Ana immediately and calmly pull him back*

Ana- No, you're not. By the way, any news from Hanzo and Y/n? I'm worried...

Jack- Well, all I know until now is that, Hanzo is kind worse than her, broke a leg. None of them are in dangerous.

Ana- Well, is a relief ... what a bad lucky for them *sighs*

Reinhardt- At least they're in this together *laughs* They'll have each other support.

Jack- Yeah, you're right. I'll bring some news and warn me if someone weird or deadly happen.

[rukafais]

For the anon asking about Nine Sols youtube reccs. While I haven't watched it yet myself, Dexbonus has uploaded the vods of her run to YT. It likely won't be a 100% type of run but her videos generally have a good wholesome/silly vibe if you're looking for something like that.

^ also have a rec here anon

[angiviper]

Every day is a new opportunity to grow. None of us need January 1st as an excuse to decide to be a better person, but if you are someone who benefits from resolutions I pray you leave negativity, hatred and judgement behind and take care, compassion and understanding forward into the new year. You can be better if you want to be. 2022 was another rollercoaster for me, but that’s life. I had some lows and some . I swore into @mpc705 and worked on a huge. ever met and made some incredible new friends (looking at you @robertritterstudio @emily_norine @palmacosta @_betweentheseams_) I fulfilled a lifelong dream and bathed in the energy of Stonehenge with my partner in crime Alpha Wolf and beloved friends @bethhamptonart and Oglington while visiting some of my favorite people across the pond @dexbonus @iambermudarhombus @gmmoley I finally visited the motherland of Ireland and soaked up all the magick she had to offer, recharging my soul and connecting to my ancestors. I visited Seattle for the first time with my babe @summoplex for @emeraldcitycomiccon thanks to largemetallicfellow sparking a new passion for attending out of state cons that I can’t wait to extend into 2023. I returned to the SoCal con scene as an attendee for the first time since 2019 with my love @its_allykatt debuting the one new costume I made in 2022. And I rounded out my year going big for my birthday. I visited my favorite spot in SoCal (Solvang) along with my third stay at my obsession @thevicklosalamos where I ate my heart out and went horseback riding @syvhorsebackrides for the first time since I left Texas. I took my daemon Alameda along to my first @stfoodcinema screening of Muppet Christmas Carol. And to round it all out I adopted Hey Spyro from @misselliehoneybee backyard and spent my holidays bonding with him at home. As I look back on 2022 I have no regrets. I went into the year with an open mind and an open heart and I learned and grew and changed and I look forward to doing it again in 2023. Who knows what the future holds but I know it can be bright if I let it https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm5ClE0vmdD/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[echoes-lost]

Had anyone ever told you that you look like Dodger(DexBonus) from YouTube?

Cause you really do.

I can see it! Maybe we share the gamer mom aura