echoes-lost
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Hi, I'm Val. 30s from Quebec. Artist, mom. Cats and Memes A million things wandering for a million years
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fundamentaly embarrassing to show reference pictures to the hairdresser. Like yeah. Hey. Here's a picture of a guy who looks cool. One day I would liketo look cool as well. Can you try to make me look cool. With these paltry ingredients Can you try your very best to alchemize a guy who looks cool right now. In 30 minutes, can you make me into a person. Hey, for twenty five dollars, can you fuck my shit up forever? Could you give me a haircut. Is that too much to ask. Could you cut my hairs
#the best haircut i ever had was 15 years ago when i showed the old chainsmoking hairdresser with purple streaks in her hair a picture of#ACDC's bassist (i think?)#she totally nailed the slightly shaggy bangs in the face rockstar look
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Trying to determine if a fictionnal character is a boob guy or butt guy.
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#Baha Blast is a great name for a cat#but if I ever get a kitty#its Archduchess Maria Antonia Josepha Johanna de Lorraine
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The other day I answered the door to my postman. I was signing for stuff, like you do, when my kid came downstairs with only his underwear and a t-shirt on.
Now, the postman couldn’t see him from the front door, and I scribbled my signature and said, to my son, “You need to put some trousers on.”
My postman, very slowly, looked down at his trouser-clad legs with a mixture of confusion and horror, and then looked back up at me.
When I explained I was talking to my little boy out of his line of sight, he gave a very solemn nod and said: “I thought I’d put trousers on this morning, but suddenly when you said that, I really wasn’t sure.”
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for the first time in a very long time...i have new stuff in the shop!
twitter | ig | inprnt | patreon
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mech fans are so funny. what if there was a guy who was normal and doing just fine
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The Beach Episode
But...Where Is The Ocean?
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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.
Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man
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