#despawning

[ifwebefriends]

The post would not be as funny without the intentional capitalization and punctuation errors because these errors add to the informal, relaxed, casual tone of the post that make the reader more so feel like they are talking to a friend or amicable acquaintance. If the post had had proper capitalization and punctuation, it would have felt more formal and therefore would have mimicked the stressful nature of professional writing and communication, making the post generally less enjoyable to the average viewer.

The post makes a reference to Mojang’s 2011 indie sandbox video game Minecraft. In the game, there are various animals and creatures that can permanently “despawn” if the player character moves too far away from them. The name tag item is meant to prevent this from occurring, as it gives a creature a custom name, chosen by the player, to mark their existence and prevent them from despawning regardless of how far away the player character moves.

Considering the fact that tamed creatures in Minecraft do not require a name tag in order to prevent them from despawning, the boyfriend in question is most likely not a dog, cat, or parrot. The boyfriend could conceivably be any other creature in the game, from a villager to a zombie to a sheep. However, considering the popularity of the Endermen on this website as well as their humanoid-nature, I believe that the boyfriend is, in fact, an Enderman.

you didnt put a nametag on your boyfriend and he despawned. sorry.

[anastacialy]

guys, i think the hermits are going to accidentally start a prank war again. because just like last time, a game of telephone has begun. first, false made iskall's build into ''false beans,'' her shop from the previous season. however, to give herself plausible deniability, she signs it with "love, Joel. x" due to his username, smallishbeans.

next, iskall sees this, and completely believes it. he thinks it was joel who pranked him, and as he says to pearl while showing off the sign, which he kept even after tearing the prank down, "joel gave me a kiss." in his most recent video, he pranks joel by sending him loads of anonymous messages in order to completely spam and fill his inbox, preventing him from getting any more mail, with notes such as "thinking about you. x"

of course, joel is going to have absolutely no context for this, because he didn't make the initial prank. so who is joel going to assume sent him all those messages while he was away on holiday? well, i have a guess.

etho.

[gummi-ships]

I never paid much attention to the floating souls in the Underworld. I thought they drifted around freely, but it appears that they only spawn around Sora and will follow him around the room.

[shantechni]

That time Leo committed vehicular manslaughter

[hollownest-whore]

I have fed them, but also I like to be scary so now I wonder if they can eat people.

[tortilla-of-courage]

im going to burst into tears

[crehador]

still losing it over the fact that when you beat him he just. gets up. and walks away

[epicswagdivorceguy1]

thoughts on my tower

[seekingcylem]

When I was born I was cursed by a witch to only ever fall in love with background npcs that have maybe four minutes of combined screen time and probably die.

[captainshyguy]

my darling frienderman vanished yesterday after peacefully walking around my little minecraft house for months, maybe years worth in minecraft time. i dont know how or why he disappeared, but i drew a little tribute anyway- i miss him X]

[blackmoonowl]

So my Hancock despawned whilst I just made progress on my settlement. I tried everything to get this asshole back in the game.

Had to delete THREE hours of progress by loading a previous save. Finally got his ass back.

The FIRST thing this guy does after I suffered so much to get him back.

Is tell me the fucking 'ghoul walks into a bar' joke

[kottkrig]

Castle Nathria is very much soloable now (and has legacy loot!) and I've been running just about every difficulty level to collect all the gorgeous transmog and just to enjoy the raid atmosphere. I love this place so much

Also I'm a warrior so I have to beat the Kael'thas fight with first aid bandages which is hysterical (and it works)

[meowthiroth]

here, some choccy milk. because your epic

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Guess who got Wall Dweller cuisine today-

[dustalive]

"What have I done"

Had a lil time, so here is depressing Killa cs Im depressed. Also alt versions under cut

[katyspersonal]

Loooool why haven't I thought of it sooner? Hahaha lmao you can't even do anything but just take it. It's so over for you you fucking idiot XD