#derek x donny

[dime-a-time11916]

Big fan of characters who’ve always had to do things themselves finally get help and experience the leisure of love and safety.

Or who’s been horrifically killed off and brought back to life with unquantifiable trauma.

=D

[spacewreck51]

Thanks for the tag!!

(no order)

Aled Last - Radio Silence

Derek - Black and Blue

Grima Mog - The Cruel Prince

Agent Maulder - The X Files

The Distortion(s) - The Magnus Archives

Kenji Kishimoto - Shatter Me

Donnie - Donnie Darko

Michael Holden - Solitaire

Caroline (cupcake) - Bunny

Biz Grey - How it feels to float

@svnflowermoon @roseblood222 @bunny-bunny-moon@coco6420@ak5ana@spir4nts-lun4r@intothevoidofmine@screaming-to-the-voide@bored-boring-and-tired@solitary-pelican@artocelot@actuallybeloved@hyperbolic-havoc@somerando369@nellysview@8ba1l

And the rest of my mutuals + anyone else

10 Characters, 10 Fandoms

tagged by @mickeysjones thank you for tagging me ily !! 🩵

Blue/Green/Gary Oak - Pokémon

Batgirl/Barbara Gordon - DC

Maya Hart-Hunter - Girl Meets World

Revali - The Legend of Zelda (Breath of the Wild)

Numbuh 5 - Codename: Kids Next Door

Benji Ovich - Beartown

Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Marvel

Jamie Tartt - Ted Lasso

Shiv Roy - Succession

Terra Markov - Teen Titans (but specifically the 2003 show i know i already said DC but i dont care)

tagging:

@borntobewondering @flippinfins @seancamerons @21-roses-a-day @bl33ditout @loveution @jopzer @mugiwara-lucy

and ofc no pressure to do this !!

[takaraphoenix]

dooo you have any sort of headcanon for Derek/Donny? idk why i like them so much but i do

*tilts head* I mean, I get it. The soft boy and his former bully is a rather popular shipping scheme. xD

They garden a lot. They have the most beautiful garden in all of New Athens.

Donny is getting regular make-overs from Derek. Derek loves dressing up his boyfriend. He loves it a lot.

Derek doesn’t really know how to handle the di Angelos as a whole, because he is not good with kids and he hasn’t had family in far too long, but Nico and Percy definitely embrace their son’s boyfriend.

Derek does however hit it off with Silly, she regularly comes to him for tips with make-up and hair.

Donny thinks it’s super cute, which usually earns him glares from Derek.

They 100% would name all their kids after flowers. Yeah. That’s a fact.

[justabasterd]

So I've been inactive,,

I had a rough time in the months after I made this blog and I'm finally getting back to myself. I love writing and I have fics I've worked of periodically and some requests I was never able to complete. Now I'm back to it I have my requests open so feel free to send some!

[yetanotheremptypage]

Happy Fanfiction Writers Appreciation Day!

It’s another fic rec list! Here’s last years, which includes a link to my 2016 recommendations. They are all amazing, so you should definitely check them out, but in the mean time, here’s some more. I tried to tag most of the ships and/or fandoms, so if you ship any of those or are in the fandom, check out the recs below the cut. Of course, there are plenty more amazing fanfictions/writers out there, and to them, I give a huge THANK YOU! Finally, for the shameless plug, if you have any interest in any of my stories, links can be found here.

Arms Extended (Gen, Bandstand) AO3 [Complete]

a remix of “welcome home (finale)”

(or: the moments that inspired the lines of julia's poem)

Bandstand on the whole deserves more love, attention, and fanfiction, especially because the relationship these people build is so beautiful and there’s so much to be explored. This fic does it BEAUTIFULLY, and I can’t stress it enough. TW: I mean it’s Bandstand so anything that applies there applies here

Cut, Print, Moving On (Gen, Smash) AO3 || FF [In progress]

An imagined third season, starting approximately two years after the Tony Awards.

This fic is perfectly written and explores all of Smash’s complicated, messy, great relationships, romantic and otherwise, beautifully.

Epic Love (Han x Leia, Star Wars) AO3 || FF [Complete]

Here is what is believed: that Leia Organa has been abandoned by her husband and her brother, the two men who loved her best, in her time of greatest need. But things are not always as they seem. A TFA fix-it fic about family, the Force, and the love that could save the galaxy. Again. Also features Luke, Chewbacca, Rey, Finn, and mentions or cameos by several others.

I love the new Star Wars movies, I do. But this fic treats Han, Leia, and Luke so much better than TFA does. Please go read this pure perfection of a work and give it all the love it deserves. While you’re at it, check out... Everything else @lajulie24 has written; it’s all golden.

Everything I Never Knew (Emmett x Rosalie, Twilight) AO3 || FF [Complete]

Because sometimes a split second decision changes a life… One night, Rosalie Hale walked a different way home. Because of this, she didn’t meet Royce on the road and the worst night of Rosalie’s life happened to someone else. So what happened when Rosalie was never hurt, never turned vampire, and got everything she had always thought she wanted?

I love a good AU, and Rosalie and Emmett seem the best suited for one. Their connection is amazing and well-written and honestly, everything makes sense to me. I lowkey wish things could have played out this way for them, but alas, they didn’t, so let’s read fic instead. TW: Spousal abuse, bear attack so like blood and stuff

hey baby (i think i wanna marry you) (Donna x Josh, The West Wing) FF [Complete]

Josh goes to dinner with his old law school study group. He ends up defending the institution of marriage, before going home to Donna. Set in the Santos administration.

It’s just such a cute, fluffy little piece. How could I not, you know?

in a storm in my best dress (Percy x Annabeth, Percy Jackson and the Olympians) AO3 || FF [Complete]

"Point is, Percy's not used to being swamped in friends. So you can bloody well imagine his shock when he wakes up one morning and looks impulsively at his arm and there’s one, two, three, four, five, six, seven Marks on his line and holy crap the seventh is a soulmate mark."

or, Percy finds it difficult to make friends and Annabeth is the popular girl with a heart of steel. Soulmate AU.

Not gonna lie, this is a behemoth-- two chapters that come out at like 70k which like, damn, most of my one-shots aren’t even 1500 words, you get props for that alone. However, every word is perfect. There’s lot of pining, and hey, Percy Jackson with anxiety? Works. I saw my own anxiety reflected all over the place which... Was not the main reason I fell in love with this fic, but it’s nice to be recognized, you know? No, I fell in love with this fic because it’s about falling in love and making friends and growing up. And it’s beautiful, so go read it. TW: Anxiety attacks (Is that a tw? Oh well)

Miracles, etc. (Wanda Maximoff x Vision, Marvel Cinematic Universe) AO3 [In progress]

Wanda Maximoff’s life has been a set of frightening miracles: living in a war torn country as an orphan, escaping her anarchistic biological father, and surviving the American foster system with seven older foster siblings. Now 26 and working as a hotel waitress, Wanda has very distant plans for love and for a child. Unfortunately, her complicated life is about to get more complicated when a medical mix-up leaves her artificially inseminated with a stranger’s sperm. That stranger? Her boss, with an equally dark past.

Now pregnant- and possibly falling in love- Wanda finds herself with only nine months to rethink her entire future. Because the only thing more frightening than a miracle… is parenthood.

Did you know that a Jane The Virgin AU is EXACTLY everything you ever needed for this fandom, and specifically this pairing? My depression is cured, my skin is clear, and my crops are thriving, especially now that there’s new chapters again. Read this fic, please. It will not disappoint, especially if you enjoy JTV’s tongue-in-cheek style humor. Also dad!Clint.

My Beauty, My Baby (Gen, Downton Abbey) FF [Complete]

Cora and Sybil share a moment on the eve of the birth of Sybil and Tom's child. This story takes place in Season 3, sometime between Episodes 4 and 5. This is a bit of a departure for me, but the title words were an inspiration.

This is just so lovely. Sybil and Cora’s relationship is, I feel, kind of unexplored, so this was such a lovely treat.

people can surprise you (or not) (Anya x Dmitry, Anastasia) AO3 [Complete]

He's a poor joke of a journalist, she has something to prove to her family, and they're in here for a hell of a ride.

(“You’re asking me to be an asshole to some random woman just to prove a very sexist and offensive point like I’m some guy on Reddit who has no idea women are actually people?”)

(“Next Wednesday. I bet you can’t find a guy tonight, in this bar, and keep him until next Wednesday. Prove me wrong and introduce him to Nana during the gala. As your boyfriend.”)

OR, the reversed How to lose a guy in 10 days AU nobody asked, but everybody gets.

Angst, fluff, pining, misunderstandings, this has got it ALL. And it’s written flawlessly to boot.

Take Me Back To Me (Mary x Matthew, Downton Abbey) AO3 || FF [Complete]

When heiress Mary Crawley finds herself in the headlines for her third scandal of the year, Cora decides that it is time for Mary to turn her public image around. The solution? Hire humanitarian lawyer Matthew Crawley, whose new charity just happens to need a new donation, to play Mary’s boyfriend. (Modern Mary/Matthew!Fake Dating AU)

Were you aware you needed a modern fake dating AU for these two? No. But you do. It cleanses the soul with its perfectness. Go read it. TW: Descriptions of past not quite rape but I think it’s still classified as sexual assault

The Only Crime Is To Lose (Gen, Game of Thrones) AO3 [I think in-progress?]

The series doesn’t have a description, so here’s my attempt at one: The major houses of Westeros are crime families at war. This author expertly adapts the plotting and relationships into this scenario, which takes place after the Red Wedding-- which, in this world, involved Robb getting arrested and put away for life-- and most of the action surrounds the kidnapping of Jaime Lannister, though no one knows who did it. I’m not actually certain if this series is finished or not, but it leaves me reeling from unanswered questions and its overall beauty every time I finish the last story, so you should check it out so we can all share the pain. TW: I mean it’s Game of Thrones so like a lot of that stuff still applies

Treading Water (Annie x Finnick, The Hunger Games) AO3 || FF [Complete]

They don't tell you when you go into the arena that the lucky ones are those who die.

I don’t think I can state enough how amazing this fic is. The beautiful relationship between Finnick and Annie, the breathtaking way Catching Fire is woven into the story, and seeing the Games from the mentor’s perspective is fascinating. Go read this fic! TW: It’s the Hunger Games so anything from the books applies

we got the world (Jesse x Beca, Pitch Perfect) AO3 || FF [Complete]

"They say you're a freak when we're having fun, say you must be high when we're spreading love, but we're just living life and we never stop, we've got the world." Beca/Jesse, post-Kennedy Center flop. A series of missing Jeca moments from Pitch Perfect 2. COMPLETE.

Did you wish there had been more Jeca in Pitch Perfect 2? Then read this fic. It’s perfect in every way. (Written before PP3 though, so not canon compliant for that).

Willow (Anya x Dmitry, Anastasia) AO3 [In progress]

In a city by the sea, Anya and Dmitry find their footing.

Beautiful, happy Dimya, plus dashes of you know, revolution and angst and history. It’s gorgeous and perfect and go read it.

[k8fics]

reblogging bc i put more ppl

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ALSO if you know if any of these creators listed doesn’t feel comfortable with fan fiction being written about them please let me know! thanks

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[howdydarling]

ELI'S MAN LIST.

Long post. Super long post. Super super long. Almost certainly not complete, but I ran outta steam like halfway through, so this is what you get.

IRL MEN. → men i would currently let absolutely wreck me

Ted Raimi - i do not have a single limit or boundary that i would not break for this man.

Lance Henriksen

Josh Brolin

Oscar Isaac

Jason Momoa

Christoph Waltz

→ men i have formerly been interested in who could probs still get it

Jeff Bridges

Robert Knepper

Andrew Scott

David Anders

Zachary Quinto

Leonard Nimoy (if he were still alive)

Karl Urban

DeForrest Kelley (if he were still alive)

Gaspard Ulliel

Paul Bettany

Adam Driver

Domhnall Gleeson

→ men i would probably fuck but not necessarily bc of the usual reasons

Tim Curry

Willem DaFoe

The Skarsgårds

Jack Black

FICTIONAL MEN.

→ SHOWS

→→ Outer Range

Royal Abbott

Perry Abbott

Rhett Abbott

Wayne Tillerson (it'd be a really weird fuck, i know it in my heart)

Billy Tillerson

Luke Tillerson

→→ Doctor Who

The Doctor (Nine / Ten)

The Master

→→ BBC Sherlock

Jim Moriarty

→→ Firefly

Hoban Washburne

Jayne Cobb

Simon Tam

→→ Torchwood

Owen Harper

Jack Harkness

→→ Heroes

Gabriel Gray / Sylar

Adam Monroe / Takezo Kensei

Peter Petrelli

Samuel Sullivan

Edgar

→→ Dollhouse

Alpha

→→ Star Trek (TOS)

Leonard "Bones" McCoy

S'chn T'gai Spock

→→ The Walking Dead

Negan Smith

The Governor

Darryl Dixon

Merle Dixon

→ MOVIES

→→ Tron

CLU 2.0

Rinzler

Kevin Flynn

Alan Bradley

→→ Jurassic Park (franchise)

Robert Muldoon

Ian Malcolm

→→ Zombieland

Tallahassee

→→ Star Trek (NuTrek)

Leonard "Bones" McCoy

S'chn T'gai Spock

Khan

→→ Priest

Black Hat

Ivan Isaacs ("Priest")

→→ Dredd

Dredd

Madeline "Ma-Ma" Madrigal (Mama's not a man but she could get it)

→→ Pacific Rim

Herc Hansen

Stacker Pentecost

Newton "Newt" Geiszler

Hermann Gottlieb

The Kaidanovskys

Hannibal Chau

→→ Hunger Games

Haymitch Abernathy

→→ Alien (franchise)

Bishop

David 8

Walter

Dwayne Hicks Xenomorph

→→ The Lego Movie

Good Cop/Bad Cop

→→ Guardians of the Galaxy

Yondu Udonta

Kraglin

→→ Star Wars (franchise)

Armitage Hux

Kylo Ren

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Han Solo

Cassian Andor

Poe Dameron

Phasma (again, not a man, but Oh Boy)

Qui-Gon Jinn

Boba Fett

Jango Fett

K-2S0

Tobias Beckett

Dryden Voss

Literally any Stormtrooper (not just the clones)

Any/all of the Knights of Ren

→→ Legend

Ronnie Kray

Reggie Kray

→→ The Devil's Carnival

Lucifer

The Agent

→→ Pirates of the Caribbean

Jack Sparrow

Will Turner

Hector Barbossa

Davy Jones

James Norrington

William "Bootstrap Bill" Turner

→→ Labyrinth

Jareth, the Goblin King

→→ Ferngully

Hexxus

→→ James Bond (franchise)

Raoul Silva

James Bond/007 (Daniel Craig)

Ernst Stavro Blofeld

→→ Inglourious Basterds

...am I allowed to say Hans Landa? Hans Landa.

Sgt. Donny Donowitz

Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz

Marcel

→→ The Black Phone

Albert Shaw (look, sorry, don't @ me please)

→→ Scream (franchise)

Ghostface (but like?? the concept of him, rather than any particular actual iteration of him)

Dwight "Dewey" Riley

→→ Venom (franchise)

Eddie Brock

Venom

Cletus Kasady

→→ Dune (2021)

Gurney Halleck Leto Atreides Duncan Idaho Stilgar

→ GAMES

→→ Final Fantasy X/X-2

Auron Jecht Seymour Guado Shuyin Baralai Nooj Gippal Isaaru

→→ Final Fantasy XV

Ignus Scientia Ardyn Izunia Gladiolus Amicitia Regis Lucis Caelum Clarus Amicitia Bahamut

→→ Resident Evil VIII: Village

Karl Heisenberg Sturm Soldats Lycans Varcolac Urias Brothers

→→ Kingdom Hearts (franchise)

Axel

→→ Borderlands (franchise)

Mordecai Handsome Jack Fl4k Zer0 Krieg

→→ Boyfriend to Death (franchise)

Strade Lawrence Oleander

→→ The Price of Flesh

Mason Derek The Auctioneer Jack Komodo Dragon Machete The Demon The Lich

→→ Overwatch

Jack Morrison (Soldier 76) Gabriel Reyes (Reaper) Jamison Fawkes (Junkrat) Mako Rutledge (Roadhog) Reinhardt Wilhelm (Reinhardt) Siebren de Kuiper (Sigma) Cole Cassidy

→→ The Quarry

Travis Hackett Jedediah Hackett Chris Hackett

→→ Fortnite

The Jonesy Collective Midas

→→ Left 4 Dead

Bill Overbeck The Hunter The Smoker

→→ Dragon Age (franchise)

Zevran Anders Fenris Alistair Iron Bull Krem Samson Solas Varric Hawke Cole

→→ Death Stranding

Heartman Higgs Deadman Sam Cliff

→→ Fallout 4

John Hancock Nick Valentine

→→ Detroit: Become Human

Hank Anderson Connor Gavin Reed Nines Simon Ralph Karl Manfred

→ BOOKS

→→ Star Wars

Sinjir Rath Velus Cardinal

→→ Shade's Children

Shade

→→ InkHeart

Dustfinger

→→ A Darker Shade of Magic

Holland Astrid & Athos Dane

→→ Dune

Everyone included in the movie list, plus: Shaddam IV Hasimir Fenring

→ ANIME

→→ Naruto

Gaara Zabuza Sasori Deidara Itachi Kakashi Iruka Kabuto Kisame Shikimaru Kankuro

→→ Trinity Blood

Isaak Fernand von Kampfer Dietrich von Lohengrin Abel Nightroad Cain Nightroad Radu Barvon Leon Garcia de Asturias Tres Iques Hugue de Watteau

→→ Hellsing

Alucard Pip Bernadotte Father Anderson

→→ Loveless

Soubi

[vanweezer]

names im considering but am too afraid to change my name to because of Cis People

beck - too much like becky

nine - i feel like people would go out of their way to think my name is "nina" spelled weirdly

ix or x - cis people be crazy

gee/gerard (again) - because "of course you listen to mcr"

lake - dunno why i dont want this one i just dont want people to think im the Body Of Water Guy

mick/parker/lewis - 1) i have a female relative named mick/mickey 2) i could but. i dont want anyone to think i have a vague could-be-a-girl name 3) see i like this but its too white. also its the name of that kid from meet the robinsons. and if you know me. then. just. no

donnie/raph/leo/mikey/casey - two of those names i know are gonna be "of course you [x]" names also theyre just Fucking Turtles

viz/vector/glitch/zero - do i even. do i even explain these. obviously theyre epic names but fuuuuck dude id have to explain so much shit

derek/dylan/darren - i dont pass enough to pull these names off sadly (a terrible mindset to have i am just Not Strong Enough to Fight My Demons) plus tons of girls go by dylan

in conclusion. fuck

[jiejie-eonni-onee-sama]

📖Masterlist📖

                              Here, you can find all the imagines I wrote.

💌 = Request

🎁 = Gift

🔎Sherlock (BBC)

Save your tears... (Mycroft X Male!Reader) 🎁

🩸Hannibal (NBC)

I don’t want to wake up from you (Will X Fem!Reader) 💌

Maneater (Hannibal X Male!Reader) (TW: Mentions of smut and violence) 🎁

An hurricane in my kitchen (Will X Fem!Reader) 💌

Papa, don’t preach... (Hannibal & Fem!Reader X Will Graham) 💌

🐺Teen Wolf

Beware the alpha! (Derek Hale X Male!Reader) 💌

🦸‍♂️MCU (Avengers, X-Men, GOTG, Fantastic Four, Agents of SHIELD, Agent Carter...)

You’re my sunshine (Helmut Zemo & Male!Reader) 🎁

🔦Criminal Minds

I’ll be brave for you... (Spencer Reid X Fem!Reader) 🎁

🦸‍♀️DCEU (Justice League, BVS, Suicide Squad, Birds of Prey, Titans, The Flash, Arrow...)

Play me me like a violin (Bruce Wayne X Male!Reader) (TW: Smut) 💌

Sweet but psycho (Roman Sionis X Male!Reader) (TW: Violence) 🎁

Sending my love to you... (Roman Sionis X Fem!Reader) (TW: Smut) 💌

Miss Independent... (Victor Zsasz X Fem!Reader) 🎁

The only one I need (Roman Sionis X Fem!Reader) 💌

War of the fathers, peace of the sons (Zsasmask and Male!OC & Maxwell Lord and Male!OC) 🎁

Who’s laughing now? (Joker VS Fem!Reader & Harley Quinn) (TW: Swearing & Violence) 🎁

Primal fears... (Zsaszmask and Male!OC & Maxwell Lord and Male!OC) 🎁

💥Inglourious Basterds

Innocents don’t shed blood (Donny X Fem!Reader) 💌

Speaking her language (Wilhelm Wicki X Fem!Reader) 💌

Severed blood ties (Hans Landa & Male!Reader) 🎁

We’re in heaven (Hugo Stiglitz X Fem!Reader) 💌

The Apache and The Comedian (Aldo Raine X Male!Reader) 💌

Let her be mine and mine alone... (Hans Landa & Fem!Reader x Omar Ulmer) 💌

Amour à la française (Aldo Raine X Fem!Reader!) 💌

There’s no mountain high enough... (Wilhelm Wicki X Fem!Reader & Child!OC) 🎁

You better run... (FemaleOC! & The Basterds) 🎁🎃

Run to you... (Donny Donowitz X Fem!Reader) 💌

Birthday Girl (Aldo Raine X Fem!Reader) 💌🎁

All against odds (Wilhelm Wicki X Male!Reader) 🎁

🗼Pacific Rim/Kong: Skull Island/Godzilla

Written in the stars (Nate Lambert X Fem!Reader) 🎁

😈Lucifer

An unholy seduction (Lucifer X Male!Reader) 💌

My mama is the best man in the universe (Lucifer and Male!Spirit!OC) (Father-son relationship) 💌

😇Good Omens

My boyfriend is back (Crowley X Demon!Fem!Reader) 💌

🤵Kingsman: The Secret Service

Too old for her? (Harry Hart X Fem!Reader) 🎁

🔮Harry Potter

Love is like a tornado (Remus Lupin X Fem!Reader) 💌

It’s just the price I pay (Hermione Granger X Male!Reader) 🎁

Falling (in love)... (Remus Lupin X Fem!Reader) 💌

🔥The Witcher

The deepest soul (Geralt X Mermaid!Fem!Reader) 💌

Music is my way to say I love you (Jaskier X Fem!Reader) (AU) 💌

Put your wings on me (Jaskier X Fae!Fem!Reader) 💌

Love song... (Jaskier X Bard!Fem!Reader) 💌

I will find you (Jaskier X Fem!Reader) 💌

💣James Bond Movies

Velvet Tango (James Bond X Fem!Reader) 💌

You targeted my heart (James Bond X Fem!Reader) 💌

Sugar Boy... (James Bond X Male!Reader) 💌

Don’t worry child... (Gareth Mallory & Male!OC) 🎁

In my arms... (James Bond X Male!Reader) (TW: Smut) 💌

Like a porcelain doll... (Ernst Stavro Blofeld & Fem!OC) 🎁

Unconditionally... (Gareth Mallory X Fem!Reader) 🎁

Come what may (Gareth Mallory X Male!OC) 🎁

No more secrets (00Q X Male!OC) 💌

I care for you (Gareth Mallory X Fem!Reader) 💌

🏹Shadowhunters

🪔Merlin (BBC)

For my king (Arthur X Fem!Reader) 🎁

Under your spell (Merlin X Fem!Reader) 💌

🎭Prodigal Son

Mystery Girl (Malcolm Bright X Fem!Reader) 🎁

🤴The Crown

I’d put a crown at your feet... (Philip X Male!Reader) (Part I) 💌

All Hail to my king (Philip X Male!Reader) (Part 2) 💌

Give us a chance (Charles X Male!OC) 💌

A royal affair (Margaret X Male!OC) 🎁

🦇Gotham

The art of seduction (Oswald Cobblepot X Fem!Reader) 💌

🧙‍♂️The Lord of The Rings/The Hobbit

The King’s precious gem (Thranduil X Male!Reader) 💌

💀Pirates of the Caribbean

Something fishy... (Jack Sparrow X Fem!Reader) 💌

As wild as the sea... (James Norrington X Fem!Reader) 🎁

⭐Star Wars (Episode I to IX, The Mandalorian...)

Silent words, loud gestures... (Din Djarin X Fem!Reader) 💌

⚽Football (France NT, different players...)

The player & the writer (Antoine Griezmann X Male!Reader) 💌

My only one (Lucas Paquetá X Fem!Reader) 💌

🔣Other fandoms/universes/suggestions....

Sundays mornings (French Politics) 🎁

If you are interested and you wanted a tailored story, please read the rules before requesting!

[theminionjcfucked]

BB23 Houseguests and the Nickelodeon characters they remind me of:

Alyssa: Katara from Avatar The Last Airbender- okay bitch speaks her mind and did not backdown from that man. Bitch is about to bend somebody’s blood.

Azah: Sandy Cheeks from Spongebob Squarepants- most intelligent person in the house but she keeps getting roped in by a couple of dumbasses

Brent: Larry the Lobster from Spongebob Squarepants- really thinks highly of himself and truly believes he’s got everyone wrapped around his finger. His entire personality is his workout routine.

Britini: Eliza Thornberry from The Wild Thornberrys- she talks so much I’m convinced she can speak to animals. But she seems like she got a good head on her shoulders.

Christian: Donny from The Wild Thornberrys- this isn’t so much his personality as much this motherfucker just looks so much like Donny, hair and all.

Claire: Cindy Vortex from Jimmy Neutron- gives me passive aggressive vibes but in a strong way. Feels very much like someone who wants to crush men.

Derek F: Jade West from Victorious- Here for the drama. Nobody can tell them a damn thing. May stir up some shit but you will be entertained regardless.

Derek X: Timmy Turner from The Fairly Odd Parents- motherfucker didn’t ask for any of this chaos and yet somehow still got out of it the lucky son of a bitch.

Frenchie: Mr. Crocker from The Fairly Odd Parents- IM NOT EVEN EXPLAINING THIS ONE ITS PRETTY CLEAR

Hannah: Debbie Thornberry from The Wild Thornberrys- fashionable and goes with the flow. A little bit of a loner. Bad bitch energy.

Kyland: Logan Henderson from Big Time Rush- why is everyone so stupid? Why is he under so much stress? What the fuck is going on? Is he in a boy band or is he a doctor? Who knows?

Sarah: Ty Lee from Avatar The Last Airbender- cheerful and cute but I feel like she could be a fighter if given the chance.

Tiffany: Susie Carmichael from Rugrats- Baddest bitch there ever was. Puts Angelica in her place every time. Every one loves her. A natural leader, voice of reason, and absolutely talented. Truly an icon.

Travis: Logan Reese from Zoey 101- entitled and believes he has a shot with the ladies. Literally nobody in the cast likes him they just put up with him. Greasy.

Whitney: Vicky from The Fairly Odd Parents- ICKY VICKY EW EW

Xavier: Beck from Victorious- most beautiful man in the room who had a reasonable understanding of everyone. Would one hundred percent let him rail me 🤷‍♀️

[milkytheholy1]

Life is a dream: part 1

Bayverse Donnie x GNReader.

The day had started out fantastic. There were no chores that needed to be done, the mail had come on time and hadn't been previously opened, the sound of the busy New York traffic was oddly quiet this morning; it all felt so...perfect.

You were stood in your small kitchen fishing around for a bowl, your lips mindlessly singing some random song you had heard on the radio that morning. Grasping the bowl in a tight grip, you sprang to the other side of the kitchen to choose your first meal of the day. Now sat in your living room, on a couch that really should have been replaced by now, you spooned yourself some cereal and browsed your phone while listening to the news in the background.

"New Yorkers are being diverted today due to a crash on Allen Street, not much is known about the cause of the crash but we do know that the driver was rushed to the hospital late last night. Motorists are being told to avoid Allen Street until further notice. Now onto Derek with the weather-"

You had turned the television off, slowly trudging back into the kitchen to dispose of your meal "I hope that driver's alright" you said aloud, more to yourself than anything. Going about your morning routine, you eventually returned back to the kitchen to wash your breakfast pots. Two minutes in and your hands were already prune-like, your phone by your side playing that same song from the radio.

"Up on Melancholy Hill,

There's a plastic tree,

Are you here with me?"

You sang lowly while you scrubbed your bowl, the rhythmic sound of the song lulling you into a quiet peace. Your phone buzzed violently against the counter, turning your head just a bit you caught sight of the caller's name.

"Hey D, what's up?"

"Er hey (Y/N), I was- I mean, me and my brothers were wondering if you'd like to hang out in the lair with us today. Since April's been working on that crime lord story, it's been kinda lonely down here." You pondered the thought, envisioning a social calendar in your mind, you smiled when realising you had nothing planned for the day. With a cheerful smile, that you knew he couldn't see, you happily agreed to come by once you had finished cleaning.

Twenty minutes later you were out and about on the streets of New York, people passing you by without a second thought. You promised to Donnie that you would meet him at the manhole cover on Allen Street at 12, looking at your phone you saw the minutes tick on I've still got 5 minutes you thought. You quickened your pace, knowing it was only a street over. Getting onto Allen Street was harder than you thought due to the crash you heard about on the news, speaking of said crash you saw the wrecked car on the opposite side of the road.

The car, if you could even call it that, was crushed towards the front end. The hood was stuck up, the engine exposed to the world around it, the airbags in the front seat were puffed up and covered in dried blood. Your stomach churned at the sight, the driver's door was ripped off probably due to the firefighters, police were swarming the area. You felt the small vibrations of your phone in your pocket, pulling it out you saw Donnie was once again calling you crap, "H-hey Donnie, I promise I'm on Allen Street. I'm like less than a minute away." you panted into the device.

You could hear his sigh through the speaker, "Don't worry about it, I'm just wasting valuable pop tart time." he joked, your laughter was his reward. Taking a sharp turn into an alleyway, you saw the manhole cover slightly ajar, no doubt due to the mutant hiding beneath it. "I'm gonna have to end the call Don, I'm meeting up with a real dingbat right now." you ended the call before he had time to respond, tapping the metal cover with your foot, you watched as it was pulled away.

Taking a step onto the ladder, you finally stood face to chest with Donatello. Smiling up at him with a tilted head, he smirked down at you "A dingbat, huh?" he asked, starting the walk back to the lair. You giggled beside him "Yeah, well, he has his moments." Donnie dared to risk a glance at you from the corner of his eye; he saw you looking forward with a knowing grin adorning your lips. He couldn't look at you for long otherwise his face would be an entirely new colour, he could feel his heart thumping out of his chest every time your hands accidentally collided with his own.

The walk was quiet, juxtaposing the busy atmosphere which was New York City. Your brain went back to humming that same song, some times murmuring the lyrics:

"Well you can't get what you want,

But you can get me"

Donnie turned to you, a curious look in his eyes, he didn't dare interrupt you. Your singing was like heaven to Donnie, he'd always remember that time when you were sat in his lab working on some document singing to yourself. At first, Donnie thought it was coming from his radio, but when he found the device off he looked to his computer or his phone. Embarrassingly, it took him a whole ten minutes to realise you were the one singing "You have a beautiful voice," he complimented, not looking up from his desk. Your head flicked over to him, smiling at the praise "Thanks."

"So let's set out to sea, love,

'Cause you are my medicine,

When you're close to me"

You continued to sing, not paying attention to the words coming out of your mouth, just subconsciously letting it happen. Donnie shifted as he walked alongside you "What're you singing?" It was a simple question and a simple answer "On the radio, it's been stuck in my head all morning." he hummed in response "Must be good then." The rest of the journey faded into a subtle quiet, which you didn't mind, you enjoyed spending time with the genius; no matter what you were doing.

[weirdcanucks]

Derek Popke, NHL Skating & Skills Consultant, on TSN1040 to discuss how did the glacier hockey came about and being stunned by ✨Patrick Chan’s skating✨. 

Donnie: November 7th. Tell us about that day. How did it come about?

Derek: So Edler, Stecher and I were just having dinner one night in yaletown. And Bradley Friesen, a local helicopter pilot here, sent a text and and said, “would you be interested in playing some helicopter hockey? Flying up in icebergs out there and it's all frozen.” And I happened to be sitting with Stech and Eagle and I showed them the text and I'm like “what do you guys think of this?” And they're like “I'm in, let's do it!” And then Brad's like “we need a few more guys.” So, you know, we have our group skating right now. So we put some text out and right away everyone responded and said, we're all on board with amazing experience and that's the way it came about.

Donnie: So what did you do on the ice? What was the experience like?

Derek: It was absolutely amazing. For the people that have seen the photos, they don't even do it justice. So when we loaded the helicopters off, got all the gear in the helicopters and flew up there, the most amazing part was we looked down at where we're going to be playing and this guy is skating around on the lake. A good part of that is we knew it was safe because some guy skating around there. And we're like, who is this guy?? Wrecking the ice we're going to play this beautiful game on? And as the helicopter begins to land, forgive my figure skating lingo, this guy is like jumping and twirling in the air and we're just like, wow, what is this all about? This guy is amazing! And it was our figure skating Canadian icon there, Patrick Chan. And he was unbelievable to watch, just phenomenal on his edges. I've never seen anything like that up close. 

Donnie: What do you think the players thought?

Derek: They absolutely loved it. During the game we're playing four-on-four and you kind of lose players every once in a while because they'd be off in the corner on a different part of the lake. They're taking photos or skating down icebergs, that sounds like it's not even real. They couldn't believe it. It was such an amazing day.

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[doctorreids]

folklore - spencer reid x reader

CHAPTER FOUR - exile 

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a/n: so i thoroughly enjoyed writing this chapter so i hope you all enjoy! i’m the slightest bit worried that spencer is ooc but i’ll let myself lose sleep over that at some point. the donny hathaway song i’m referring to is this one - one of my favourite songs ever, so so so beautiful. reblogs, likes and comments are, as always very much appreciated - thank you for all the love so far x

“i can see you standin’ honey, with his arms around your body, laughin’ but the jokes not funny at all.”

It had been 3 months, 2 weeks, 3 days. He wishes he could recall the exact time but, for once in his life, he can’t.

There was life before Y/N and there was life with her, he never imagined that there would be a life without her; because if this is life…

The curse of having an eidetic memory is recalling every word, every glance, every silence, and every mistake. They filled his head every day, cacophonous and relentless.

He knows that 50% of couples break up then reconcile, he knows that this is more typical for unmarried couples to do. Yet, statistics do nothing to calm his frustration at himself. Statistics don’t tell him what he can do to fix what is broken.

There’s so much that he misses; her jumping at any chance to be with him, accompanying him to foreign film festivals, conventions, and anything he showed the slightest interest in. She would do anything for him, long before he ever called her his.

He’s still processing the depth of his loss. He had convinced himself for the first month that he could carry on and ignore the chilling cold of his bed at night or the loneliness of the subway journey home. By the second month, he could hardly look at himself. Now, three months on, the pain is so visceral, so real, that he cannot escape the crushing silence that surrounds him. No more quiet conversations on the jet, or laughter in the bullpen.

He wonders if her apartment feels just as empty as his.

He can’t help but let his mind wander to the conversation he overheard between Emily and Y/N in the bullpen - something about setting her up with a guy she knew from outside of work. He tried hard not to read into how reluctant she was accepting Emily’s offer or how defensive she looked when he went back to his desk.

What did he miss? Were there signs? Or did he, like he always did ignore the cracks as soon as they started to appear?

He didn’t want to think about someone else holding her, making her laugh, or being the reason for her smile.

It was dark outside, leaves littering the street, the rain pattering on his window. The sound of the occasional car passing by was the only sound that filled his apartment. Autumn was always his favourite season, it reminded him of change and growth, and when he first met her. It was cool that day, she was wrapped up in a royal blue knitted scarf and a soft brown worn coat - he swore to himself that he’d never seen anyone as beautiful before in his life.

He could barely focus on anything nowadays, from paperwork to books, everything was too difficult to confront. Sure, he’d been attending meetings, discussing his urges to numb himself from the world again. The beginning of his battle with addiction came before she did, it haunted him.

If he was being honest with himself, his addiction was the only thing he had fully confided in her.  She gave him all the understanding that, at times, his own chosen family didn’t give him. He didn’t resent them for it but it was frustrating.

He knew he immersed himself in work too often, the sea of paperwork and cases kept his head above the water that threatened to drown him. After all his years working for the BAU, he still didn’t know how to properly talk about what they witnessed. He tried to chalk it up to facts and probabilities, that evil exists in the world and all he can do is use what he knows to prevent it from happening again. But he couldn’t stop it from happening in the first place.

Despite how much responsibility he placed on his shoulders with his work, he questioned whether or not his career was what he really wanted. He’d promised he would find a cure for schizophrenia by the time he was thirty. Yet, here he is - alone, many a Ph.D. to his name but no overwhelming achievement.

He knew his first mistake was not telling her about how he was feeling. But he was angry, he didn’t know how to verbalise what was overwhelming him. Frustrated and choked up, he pushed her away. He kept telling himself that he felt suffocated, he was anxious that he would lose her to his job and he couldn’t prevent that. There was so much in his life that he couldn’t control.

His mother wasn’t improving, getting worse day by day, and all he could do was stand by and watch. He could write as many letters, call every day, and visit as often as he could but he couldn’t fix it. He couldn’t change what was happening.

He was surrounded by people he considered to be his family yet he felt alone. All the time. So, he pulled up his guard, plastered a smile on his face, and carried on. She would always go before him in his life, nothing could change that.

Work had been…tense. He knew from the start that the girls would be protective of her and he didn’t blame them - he knew that very next day when she didn’t reply to his texts or calls or when JJ told him to ‘give her space. His only other option was Derek and his advice wasn’t, at times, what he wanted to hear.

Derek told him to fix it actively but he wasn’t even sure what he was trying to fix. Himself or their relationship? Some big romantic gesture would win her back, he was told, but he knew she hated those. He tried bringing her favourite flowers, roses, but he would freeze up every time he got to her front door. By now, it wasn’t the season for roses and he was running out of options.

JJ, Emily, and Garcia never treated him any differently, he just felt exiled from their bullpen meet-ups. From the start, all he wanted was JJ’s advice. That night they all went out, he sat in her house with Henry, listening to him babble on about Aunt Y/N and Uncle Spencer.

He won’t ever forget the sad look JJ gave him when he left, underlying anger and bitterness in her voice when she bid him goodnight.

He can’t help but think that he had irreparably messed up.

“all this time, we always walked a very thin line.”

They always said that working together was more of a blessing than a curse, they were never without the other. They could read each other like the back of each other’s hand. Until one day, they couldn’t.

He wasn’t sure what switch flipped in his mind but his ability to be vulnerable with her and to open up completely was turned off. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t find the words to express what was going on in his mind.

Then again, neither could she. That connection between them was lost, there was this impenetrable distance between them now.

He couldn’t get comfortable in his chair, his glass of whiskey sitting beside his growing stack of books. He kept trying to find room for them but he just couldn’t bring himself to put them away - it reminded him of her apartment; books scattered on different tables, never on the shelf. It was the only trace of her left in his apartment.

His pillow no longer smelt of her, sweet and fresh. Her toothbrush was no longer sitting by his sink nor her shampoo in his shower. He’d taken down the photos, they were too painful to look at almost every day. Yet, he still kept that scarf she had left at his apartment after one of their dates, the royal blue one. Her perfume was fading on that too.

“you’re not my homeland anymore, so what am i defending?”

She had been quiet the entire car journey home, exhaustion clearly written on her face. Her brow was furrowed in thought.

“Penny for your thoughts?” He asked softly.

A slight smile flickered across her face for a split second. It went as quickly as it came, she was angry.

“I just want to get us home in one piece, Spence,” she snapped, “can you let me do that?”

“Sure.”

She wasn’t just angry, she was pissed.

By the time they got back to his apartment, she was tired, cold, and frustrated with him. He was equally as tired but grateful to be with her, alive and well. His run-in with the unsub resulted in an overnight stay in the hospital and minor surgery. Well, he thought it was minor. She clearly didn’t.

She didn’t stop for tea the way they normally would nor did she bother to leave the light on for him in the bathroom. She just crawled into bed without a word spoken to him since they’d gotten back to his apartment. In all honesty, he thought she was just going to drop him off then go back to her own home. He was surprised that she didn’t.

Lifting the covers, he slid into bed as silently as he could as not to wake her.

“What you did was really stupid, you know that?”

She was awake. He should’ve guessed.

‘I know.”

She sighed, turning to face him, “Spencer, I know our jobs don’t exactly meet safety regulations but you can’t play the hero all the time. I had to tell myself a long time ago, that you can’t save everyone. I know you, Spence. You’re a good man, brave and you have more courage in you than literally every other man that I’ve ever met and I love you for it. But you can’t keep doing this to me, to us.”

“Doing what?”

“Scaring us all half to death. You don’t remember me holding your hand while we waited for the medics. You don’t remember Morgan telling me that you’d pull through. You didn’t get to see everyone’s faces in the waiting room. But I remember it all, I don’t think I’ll forget it.”

He was stunned into silence.

“I could only think of the worst. How was I going to be able to tell your mother? How was I supposed to carry on knowing,” her voice broke and his heart shattered, “that I would never get to hold you again, or hear one of your many facts, or be able to explain how much you mean to me.”

“But, you didn’t have to-“ he started.

“I know. You’re alive and I’m so grateful. But if you ever pull a stunt like that ever again…”

His smile was sad, “I won’t ever leave you. You’re my home. I’d do anything to keep you safe.”

“And you’re mine too.”

“i think i’ve seen this film before and i didn’t like the ending.”

The memory echoed in his mind. He thinks about what could have been, the family he pictured them having. He knew, even though it was unsaid, she wanted a little girl. He couldn’t lie and say that he wouldn’t want to see a miniature Y/N running around. He always wanted his own kids ever since Henry was born and something inside him changed when he saw you holding Henry for the first time.

He saw his future before him.

Or so he thought. His dream disappeared when he heard his front door slam that night. He would give anything to take that night back. Take back the things that were said, the things left unsaid, and go after her.

By now, he thought he was too late. He witnessed the most perfect, the most precious thing he had in his life play out like a Shakespearian tragedy on the big screen. His heartache played like a movie he had seen far too many times before.

Maybe they were doomed from the start, their ending determined by fate. Something he only ever believed in with her.

“You can’t save everyone.” He couldn’t even save himself. He thought he was kidding himself when he thought he could ever win her back, too much time had passed, too much distance.

There were oceans between them, and for too long he was too scared to start to cross the vast space.

He stared at his now empty whiskey glass and out onto the street - the rain was heavier now. He had no idea what time it was, it was late. He wonders if she’s still up. If she’s sitting in that chair by her window, like he is, thinking about him.

His whole body aches for her touch. He aches to tell her everything, to apologise and to tell her all the small little things that have happened since they last spoke. Like how that mug she used to always drink out of shattered when he was putting it back in the cupboard and how he cried because he couldn’t glue it back together. Or how he searched and searched for a new one but he couldn’t find it so he decided to not buy a new one, it couldn’t be replaced.

He would tell her that he listens to that Donny Hathaway song she used to always play in the car late at night. He’d like to think that she would be proud that he knows all the words - that he doesn’t just listen to Beethoven. Morgan told him to play a song over a boombox outside her window. He didn’t get the reference but he knew he would play that song.

He opened his wardrobe to pull out his pyjamas when it caught his eye. The scarf, a shimmer of glitter caught in the moonlight.

He knew what he had to do.

Grabbing his coat, keys, and the scarf, he opened his door and walked out into the night.

[takaraphoenix]

the idea of donny/derek is like crack to me? funnily enough since they’re kinda a crack ship i guess. anywaaaays do you have any headcanons for them (i don’t care about sfw or nsfw) or is that out of the realm of possibility

I really hate the term “crack ship”… *frowns*

But of course it’s in the realm of possibilities! ;3

NSFW headcanon would be that their love-life is messy. There is so much battling for dominance going on. Because while Donny is a bottom, he is still very dominant and Derek is too, so there’s a lot of scratching, biting and fighting for dominance happening in the bedroom. All in good fun, of course. They both come to love it as foreplay.

I think that maybe being together would change their future, in that Donny would open a flower-shop together with Derek instead of becoming a vet, since he mainly went to college to study with Sander.

They live in the apartment above their flower-shop, with as many flowers upstairs.

Nico regularly comes by to buy flowers for Percy, obviously.

Derek and Donny foster children. When particularly young demigods reach New Athens, Donny likes to take them in and give them a proper home. Derek acts like it’s a suffering half the time, but in reality he loves kids and he loves what a total mom Donny is.

[duckball]

Yesterday morning CBS finally dropped the cast on us. I scanned over the different profiles as I had my morning coffee, and a few things stood out.

This cast is obsessed with BB16. I did read that was for sure a season they were giving them in sequester, and if we can notice a pattern, 11, 14, 16, and 19 were the seasons this new group of Houseguests have seen. And maybe one or two have seen some others.

We all know we’ve got a different casting team this year—the people behind BBOTT. I’ll be forever Team Ball Smashers #sorrynotsorry. I have some high hopes for this cast.

As I was writing this post, I saw that the BB Instagram has stories up with the HG’s. I’m going to dive in and give you my quick, fast, dirty reactions to these people.

Brent Champagne. International flight attendant, and flirt. 100% out pre-jury.

Azah, works in sales and is clumsy. Most likely to get stuck in the caramel a la Kathy from BB12.

Derek X says he’s funny. He’s totally going to try pulling pranks as if he’s James, isn’t he?

Alyssa is outgoing and owns a swimwear brand. We’re either not going to see her for weeks on end, or she’ll be attached to one of the guys by night three.

Hannah, she stole Sam from BB20’s overalls. Most likely to be punished as a robot.

Xavier is totally the guy in the office who sets up all the funhappy hours and mixers. You know the kind of stuff you go to because it would be rude not to, and the boss enjoys it so you get bonus points if you show up.

Christie will be the HG you can hear as soon as she wakes up in the morning, and all the others are still asleep. You know, when you’re doing chores or getting ready for work, but you have the feeds on, because what if you miss something awesome. Instead, all we’ll get is Christie trying to promote her dance troupe.

Travis is 22 and in sales, oh and possibly allergic to shirts. I did try to look up his books on Amazon yesterday, I went several pages deep and didn’t see one by a Travis Long. Think he has a pen name? Or did someone take his books down the minute he left for BB?

Derek F, if you must tell people, you’re energetic, you’re not.

Tiffany is 40, and you can’t convince me she doesn’t have a coffee mug that says Boss Babe on it. She might be a planner babe.

Frenchie, a farmer. I do not anticipate he’ll have any iconic wardrobe items like Judd or folksy thoughts like Donny.

Britini, the future teacher. She’ll last maybe 3 years at a school before she runs off to start an Esty business making resin covered tumblers.

Christian, not fully allergic to a shirt but probably won’t wear one often. Also, the guy who has to run to Dunkin’s to get coffee for the crew on site.

Whitney, the make-up artist who is going to spend the summer in Yoga Pants, a t-shirt, and a baseball cap. You won’t recognize her on show night cause then she’ll be glammed up.

Kyland, amazing accountant. He’s out in the first 3 evictions.

Sarah, she described herself as self-aware. Honey, are you?

We’ll see what they’re like once they are all in the house together and forced to interact and start making moves. What do you guys think of the cast so far?