#deidara x sakura

[multisakumonth2k]

- MultiSakuMonth 2023 -

Day 17

👅 Deidara / Sakura Haruno 🌸

Love is patient.

[uchiha-itachi-amaterasu]

9/21 (JST) is the Naruto manga's 25th anniversary!

[muuurder]

Naruto shit storm from me and my girlfriend @karkatvantasasslesschaps ‘s date night.

Note: I’ll be adding more close ups later cause it’s late and am not on my laptop 👍

[dark-konohagakure2]

Dark Content Naruto Requests are OPEN

My main account @dark-konohagakure was wrongfully terminated. I don't know if this change will be permanent, so I'll be using this blog for the foreseeable future.

DISCLAIMER: All characters depicted are 18 and above, all scenarios are fictional and should not be replicated in real life.

Other series I write for currently (subject to change): HERE!

What I will write:

Noncon

Dubcon

Yandere

Incest

Abuse

Yandere/NSFW alphabet

Dark content

Manipulation

Watersports

Light guro

Orientation play

Multiple characters

Reader of any gender

All Naruto characters

What I won't write:

Underage

Character x Character

Character x OC

Non-Dark content

Scat

Farting

Diapers

Requests are OPEN

[tangyansakura]

AkatSaku🌸

[jibanyans-chocobar]

Have my collection of out of context/funny Naruto screenshots... Except I have more (Tumblr doesn't let me upload more than ten images and stuff so I'll probably make another post or reblog this one and add more images)

[iwillfightgodandwin]

People shipping Sakura with literally anybody who is not Sasuke are really out here being like "Girl, you could do so much better."

[uchiwife]

I thought it would be fun to write a second part about the reasons that led to the breakup with each of her exes. (I really laughed while writing this, I hope it amuses you too.🤣)

𝗗𝗘𝗜𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗔: too immature. She'd had enough of his little tantrums over his 'art' but she had to admit that hearing him talk about ‘dropping bombs’ on federal buildings might also have played a big part in her decision to break up. lmfao.

𝗜𝗭𝗨𝗡𝗔: Aaah Izuzu….. A charming man, isn't he? He's got the face of an angel, he's mature, stable and earns a good living. He's a pretty handy guy and God, let me tell you, it's not just wood his hands know how to handle. 👀 So what went wrong? Oh simple. Three months into the relationship he asked Sakura to marry him! She panicked and broke it off. At this point in a relationship normally you confess your ugly secret middle names and fantasies, but not wedding rings. I mean, come on! She can go to Burger King with him, but to the altar??? Nope! Next.

𝗡𝗘𝗝𝗜: Emotionally unavailable. She's pretty sure the hyuuga loved her but not enough to let her in completely. He's a man damaged by life and no matter how hard she's tried to make things work, she can't settle for less when she thinks she deserves so much more. She likes him, they've remained on good terms, but Neji needs therapy, not a petite-amie.

𝗛𝗔𝗞𝗨: Aww. Very sweet relationship, but pretty bland now that she thinks about it. It's obvious to her today what led to the breakup. Sakura liked Haku, Haku liked Sakura, but he liked his father's business partner even more: Momochi Zabuza. You can't stay where you're not wanted. She wished him all the happiness in the world and would keep fond memories of their time together. No hard feelings.

𝗢𝗥𝗢𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗨: *cough* ahem... how can I put this? She doesn't know why she was infatuated with him back then. Well, actually, she does: his hair was beautiful. Really silky. Hmm Orochi… This man has a very talented tongue, it made her see the stars and maybe even Jesus. He worked in a pharmaceutical lab. She couldn't say he was the cuddliest man on earth, but he had his good days. Of course, Sakura knew he wasn't the man for her, and she wasn't saying that because he'd tried to steal her kidney to sell on the black market. No, not at all. She remembered calling the cops, but Orochimaru had already left town by then. ( but not for much longer. It's likely that someone tipped off the cops to his presence on the set. 🤷🏻‍♀️ She's sure he'll find plenty of guinea pigs in jail).

And finally 𝗜𝗧𝗔𝗖𝗛𝗜: Oh, Tachi. A very handsome man, huh? Intelligent, a little arrogant but very caring... well... especially with HIS BROTHER. Okay, don't get me wrong, at first Sakura thought it was adorable. It's an important value, but when your brother walks into your room without knocking while you're fucking your girlfriend's brains out, the least you can do is kick him out and tell him to fuck off, right? Well… not Itachi. Like he was actually making small talk with Sasuke while his cock was buried deep inside her. I mean???? One can be close to one's family and without much modesty but at this point????? 💀💀 So yeah Itachi is great and for a while she thought she'd make a life with him, BUUUUT.... She signed up to be his fiancé, not his brother's too. So she gave him back his ring and advised him to learn the definition of “having boundaries.” She misses him sometimes, he was an exceptional lover and an even better boyfriend. She's seen heaven more times than she can count. (It's possible Itachi kicked his brother out after the breakup. Because yeah... they were roommates. She assumes that losing your fiancée because your brother interferes with your relationship has that effect on people……..)

Sakura has a thing for men with long hair. She always has. That's why, when she takes part in a show designed to get all her exes in the same room, they realize that they have only one thing in common: their hair length, but hair color, eye color, figure and even character can be completely different from one man to the next.

The men on the set will be: Deidara, Izuna, Neji, Haku, Orochimaru (nah, don't ask. you don't want to know.) and Itachi.

Everyone will stare at Sakura with an arched eyebrow as if to say “really?” To which she'll reply with flushed cheeks that she “doesn't see what the big deal is. They all loved having their hair braided by her.”

[iluvxsm]

so iconic

[x-emeraldsky-x]

Birthday visit

[sischan]

An update for this sketch I've previously share for this little project. I'm still finishing up the outline, but I wanted to share the progress currently. ^-^) Thank you for viewing my artwork~

Remaining characters to outline is Kankuro and his puppets, Sasori, Puppet Mother, and Puppet Father.

[lightweaving]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. spread the self-love ❤

Awwwww thanks for the ask tea ❤️

Held In Trust - DeiKonan oneshot. I truly wish this fic got more traffic because this pairing is absolutely beautiful, and this oneshot in particular has a metaphor that I think is extremely apt for Konan.

River of Sorrows - ItaSaku oneshot. It's very close to my heart because I incorporated Hindu mythology into this one, and I'm just really happy that I managed to put a bit of my culture and where I come from into my writing, and really make it work.

Obligations - SNS oneshot. I wrote this one like a woman possessed in the space of 2-3 days? I was working through a lot of thoughts about moving on and moving forward when I wrote this one, and finishing it felt like a balm on my soul.

Test Drive - MinaKushi oneshot. No deep reason behind this one. It just has baby Itachi being the weirdest baby ever and I think it's fucking adorable and hilarious. This was also written in a mad rush (i think in the space of a day?) immediately after the minakushi oneshot manga came out.

Complicated - ongoing ItaSaku ABO fic. It has some of the best smut I've written, and some damn good angst too. And it's also all kinds of messy and fucked up, which imo makes for the best sorts of stories!

[anxiousfanchild]

I finished Naruto and just started Shippuden. Requests are open and ill make a masterlist for naruto in the morning

Edit: making the masterlist tonight >:))

[amazingbananabread]

Whats with those mf ship Sakura with EVERYONE, CAN THOSE MFS JUST DRAW THE VIEWER X CHARACTERS, THEYRE LIKE NONEXISTENT TO ME TBH. ITS DRY HERE

Wmmwmelell t (T_T ) *cries in selfship*

[all-naruto-polls]

Best Itachi ship? Itachi+Shisui ; Itachi+Kisame ; Itachi+Kakashi ; Itachi+Izumi ; Itachi+Sakura ; Itachi+Kabuto ; Itachi+Deidara

[tangyansakura]

AkatSaku

5.20快乐🌸