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Disney fairies by Lavera Grace on Etsy!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/LaveraGrace
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They’re releasing the Wicked original book with a movie tie-in cover, thus guaranteeing another generation of middle school girls and gays will unsuspectingly pick up what they think is a novelized version of the musical and get instead lesbian sex, politics, and animal orgies.
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Wicked Movie is going to make a trillion dollars its opening weekend and everyone will leave the theater the angriest they’ve ever been in their lives because no one except for me and my beloved mutuals knows that despite having runtime longer than the whole stage musical it is a Part One that only covers the first act
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Why are we bringing back the fascism and white nationalism of the 1930s instead of bringing back full movies with intermissions built in. If Wicked wants to be four hours I should get to do that all at once with a pee break supported by sweeping entr’acte music
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Sometimes a family is a woman in STEM, her long lost twin sister, her boss, her 5 best friends who each own a different color of the rainbow, her token male friend, her queer-coded brother figures, and the radiant, ethereal mother figure they all share
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Unreliable narrator? More like unreliable author
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I owe my life to everyone theorizing the Wyatt Sicks will go after Finn and/or Dom next
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Ha plot twist, Jey is the only guy on the roster who is actually safe from the Wyatt Sicks because the fireflies chose him
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“hi I’m tim drake and my cowl ages me twenty years”
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Like what’s even the point of a bucktommy break up where Buck sluts it up with men if you can’t even show them both in a dark gay bar back room getting head from other men while not being able to look away from each other
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anyone else read a paragraph of academic prose and then stare at it blankly with no idea what you just read because it’s so clogged with jargon
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u need to have multiple sports teams like u need to have multiple drinks at once. smth to keep you going smth thats fun and fruity and smth that keeps u awake at night
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