#deidara card

[denerturee]

I love this duo

[tobstr]

I made more trading cards!!!

(and redid deidaras)

I put my life and soul into making these

This shit took forever but I'm so happy looking at them together 😋

[yutamayo]

ugh

[silbaria]

"He doesn't know where his path will lead, but he has faith that the universe is on his side. He will succeed with a bit of luck and a willingness to improvise."

Commission info (Buy 3 get the 4th free!) ✨ || Ko-fi ☕️✨

[18ndrift]

NARUTO COLLECTING CARDS 🦊🔥

I GOT MORE CARDS!

Not sure how imma tag this, huh alright..

36 cards total ↓

BOUGHT FROM MERCARI, I give my greatest gratitude to the seller 🙏🙂‍↕️

I still want more stuff of deidara or hidan..

[lavender-long-stories]

Riding Hearts

[versusvillains]

i saw a lot of people putting their faves next to each other with naruto tarot cards illustrations, so i think it's my turn:

hidadei (the fool x the death) tarot cards ✨️

[personalindustry]

Some Akatsuki cards

[yowyowyaoi]

Sasori, on his way to Deidara’s room: Lord, this brat takes delight in making me wait. I wonder what —

Sasori: *pauses outside the door, hears Hidan talking to Deidara*

Hidan: I hate when it rains; it’s so damn boring and there ain’t shit to do.

Deidara: I know what I’m going to do, hm; I’m gonna go to Tobi’s room.

Hidan: Oh, yeah … I heard you finally got mask-boy to show it to you last night.

Deidara: Yeah, hm. He acted like it wasn’t a big deal but, holy shit, it was HUGE, hm.

Sasori: 

Hidan: Seriously? Didn’t take that weirdo for having a big one.

Deidara: It’s really impressive. I can’t wait to get back there to play with him. I would have last night but I was so shocked that I didn’t have time to take in the details.

Hidan: Doesn’t Red have a big one, too? 

Deidara: He does but Tobi’s is a lot bigger. I might just start going to Tobi’s room to play with him more often. He —

*Sasori bursts into the room*

Sasori: B-b-brat! You’re not really thinking of leaving me?! Love, I’m a puppet, I can make it as big as you want! Give me an hour, I’m going to work on making a bigger, better attachment and I’ll give you the night of your life! *runs out*

Hidan: … what the fuck was that about?

Deidara: I have no idea, hm; but if he wants to make his Pokémon card collection as big as Tobi’s, I’m not gonna stop him.

[whoslaurapalmer]

I miss that tobi plush btw. he was so soft and huggable

[reddawnmultimuse]

"Oh ho ho, is that an invitation, brat?" Sasori asks, his metallic tail going straight up, quivering with the poisonous barb pliant, the likes of a happy feline. "Reckon it is; reckon you'd like me mount ya like a bitch in 'eat, aye? Reckon ya would, aye I do. Maybe I shall. Ain't like ya can stop me. I'll make sure ya like it too much for that."

Deidara cringes, looking like he was gonna gag. "Fuck you, Danna! I'd never let that bastard touch my body! Or use my precious are for such vile activites, hn! Unlike you, some of us have standards!" He steps closer, teeth gritted. "I bet you wish you could fuck me. Certainly be more fun then ramming yourself into a lifeless wooden corpse, wouldn't it, hn?"

[tobstr]

Goofy trading cards I made

I plan to make more but I may never finish lol

[or0ch1maru]

Valentines Day with the Akatsuki<3

18+, suggestive themes

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Kakuzu:

Hates spending money, but will go broke simply on buying your gifts and taking you places during the day.

Will literally spoil you rotten. You’ll wake up to chocolates and other assorted gifts on the empty side of bed where he usually sleeps.

After a long day full of fun, just know this grouchy giant will D you down for the rest of the night. If you’re not wobbling by the end of it, it’ll be round after round until you can’t even remember your own name.

Hidan:

This man shows his love best through physical touch and sex so don’t be surprised when you’re woken up by his tongue between your folds.

In between all the sex he plans on having with you on this special day, he’ll make you breakfast in bed, and then take you out for a shopping spree in the nearby village.

If you try on clothes in a shop, just know you’ll barely make it outside to the alleyway behind the plaza, your shorts pulled down as he stuffs you full.

Itachi:

Sweet boy. Will have one of the members keep you busy for the first half of the day so he can decorate your shared room. Rose petals, balloons, candles, the whole works.

All the gifts he bought will be lined up on the bed in pretty red and pink bags with matching gift paper. A long and heart felt message written on the inside of a card will be placed neatly in front of one of the gifts.

To end the day, he’ll either cook you your favorite meal or take you out to your favorite restaurant to enjoy a nice meal.

Kisame:

Didn’t really understand the point of the holiday as he feels that everyday should be spent cherishing and loving your partner. Not just on a specific day.

So after speaking with Konan, he ran into town and bought the biggest bouquet of your favorite flowers, a case of chocolate, and a few other things that you’d pointed out to him prior.

The rest of the day would be spent wrapped in each others arms, watching movies and getting wine drunk while eating a hot, homemade dinner.

Deidara:

He’s so infatuated with you that he’d spend two weeks prior to v-day hand crafting pendants for jewelry and other little handmade gifts to give you.

Not only will your presents be hand made, so will your card. His somewhat sloppy script will cover the card front to back, explaining how much he loves you and how he wants to spend eternity by your side.

Deidara would order your favorite take out and take you on a picnic in a nearby flower field. Where when the night comes and the sky turns dark, he would send up some of his clay creations, lighting up the sky in pretty fireworks and explosions.

Sasori:

Just like Kisame, Sasori didn’t really get the whole craze about some dumb holiday. But, he wanted to spoil you nonetheless. So he told you to get dressed, which you gladly obliged.

The two of you visited a village nearby and had brunch before going to the theatre to watch a movie. After the film, he took you to your favorite shops, paying for anything and everything.

Sasori wouldn’t let you go the whole time, his hand wrapped securely around yours as you walked about. Planting soft smooches on your face as you enjoyed the day together.

Tobi:

For days before Valentine’s, he’d be so anxious, but in a good way of course. He had planned the whole day out weeks ago. Starting off by bringing you your favorite coffee and sweets for breakfast.

Repeating the same for lunch. It was after that, that he had you get all dolled up. Taking you into town for a museum date.

Good boy Tobi would finish the day with your favorite food, before stripping you of both your clothes. Buried deep in your cunt, as he whines and mutters about how much he loves you.

Zetsu:

Flowers. Everywhere. And I mean everywhere. He loves plants, and knows people gift their partners roses and such on this special day so what does he do? Buys a few different flower bouquets that end up littering your shared room. Bedside table? Yep. Bathroom counter? Best believe it.

Zetsu loves pampering you. He’d paint your nails to match his bright pink color. Sitting behind you as he brushes your hair. Applying your makeup for you if you wear any.

The two of you would take a long walk, enjoying the peace and crunch of the gravel under your shoes as you walk. Would find a nice place to sit near the water as you talked and shared a meal together.

Konan:

Just like Tobi, she’d have everything ready and prepared days ahead. Dinner reservations? Check. Nail salon date? Check. Making sure the book shop has that book you’ve been wanting in stock? Check.

After lunch in the village, it’s time for your nail appointment. The two of you sitting side by side as the nail techs paint and work on your nails. After paying, it’s time for the next stop. Konan would watch with a smile on her face when you pick up the book you wanted. Knowing she made sure the staff kept a copy specifically for you.

Konan would have rented out a private booth in your favorite restaurant. Keeping the entire area empty so you two would have your much loved privacy. Once the two of you have ordered your drinks is when she’d give you a heartfelt speech before dropping to her knee with a ring. Planting a deep kiss on your lips when you say yes.

Pain:

Would clear his schedule and make this a week long affair. Each day, you’d wake up to a new present or date planned. One day shopping, the next day, a movie. And so on.

On Valentine’s Day, he’d wake you up with soft kisses along your jawline before spending the whole day in bed. Watching your favorite movies and eating snacks. The room full of your shared laughter or screams if you watch horror movies.

Just like Tobi, he’d end the day covering your body in bite marks and hickeys. He’d take his time on you too, drawing out every orgasm, pulling moans and whimpers outta you into the early hours of the night.

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Happy Valentine’s Day bbys🫶🏻 if no one’s told you today, you’re beautiful and I love you. Thank you for your continuous support for my writing. Here is a bouquet 💐 from me to you

[fauvester]

the saint of passion and his long-forgotten cavalier

still losing my nut in the lost tomb akatsuki vers.. they’re even already paired up… itachi and kisame have the most typical necro cav relationship but with added morbid courtly love.. the weird suna/obito threeway…. and the zombie combo where kakuzu is also a necromancer, but the only thing he does is regenerate his body to stay alive for 200+ years only to continue to be kicked around by life and ending up as a cavalier to the prodigy orphan priest of the dying 9th house, who’s brilliant and stupid and violent and physically strong enough to be a cav in his own right.. and INCREDIBLY annoying

[18ndrift]

YIPPEE MORE CARDS-

oh no my wallet is screaming from pure agony

Favorites that I got from the bundle ↑

disclaimer that I bought these cards individually I specifically only want hidan or deidara.. Maybe once I get all if the cards I want I'll move on to collecting other characters. Obito was a fine deal tho.

[bh-52]

What are some of your favorite Akatsuki headcannons?

Deidara personally arranges New Year's fireworks displays.

Konan & Sasori handle other decorations for their new year's party.

They all help with setting up the Lunar New Year's Eve festivities in Amegakure.

Offscreen, Konan is the mum of the group.

Tobi has a crush on Konan, and he hates that he does because he thinks he's being disloyal to Rin.

Kakazu's idea of money laundering is literally cleaning his dirty money, especially his coins.

Itachi has a mug declaring himself one of the only two sane Akatsuki members.

Konan has the other mug, and nobody disputes it.

The Akatsuki has a betting pool about whether Nagato and Konan are directly a couple, or if the Deva path (Yahiko's corpse) is dating her.

Obito sometimes steals Kakashi's Icha Icha collections, and reads them himself.

He hides them in the Kamui dimension.

Nagato makes Wizard of Oz references when Akatsuki members meet the real him.

Sasori's favourite song is There are no strings on me.

Every Akatsuki member, except Zetsu, Kakazu and Orochimaru, has given Konan valentine's day cards.

In his early days as a member, Itachi would have nightmares, and Konan would take it upon herself to calm him down and comfort him.

Konan's extremely ticklish, and loves being tickled.

Hidan, Kakazu, Zetsu & Sasori make horror movies together.

Sasori, Orochimaru & Kakazu were the Akatsuki's official medics.

Hidan is a Jinchuriki for the spirit of Jashin, his immortality being why he was chosen.

Konan wanted to adopt baby Naruto & Fuu, so they could be raised by the Akatsuki.

This is a sentiment a surprising number of members shared and were all for doing.

Orochimaru's favourite Bleach characters are Mayuri Kurotsuchi & Sosuke Aizen.

The Akatsuki invited Zabuza to join, and he told them he'd consider it since he already had Haku to look after.

Hidan wanted to recruit Raiga, but the rest of the Akatsuki rejected the idea faster than Minato using the hiraishin.

Obito (as both Obito and Tobi) tried to win the Dango eating world championship.

He lost to Anko Mitarashi both times.

When the Akatsuki's dining, Itachi's in charge of breakfast.

Konan's in charge of lunch and afternoon tea.

Kisame's in charge of dinner.

And Sasori's in charge of dessert.

Even though he doesn't have taste buds anymore, Sasori still bakes perfectly.

Deidara's favourite song is TNT