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if i see the autism or anxiety diagnosis being used as a defence then i will blow up this entire planet
#girl autism / anxiety does not make you commit a hate crime likeā¦ā¦ā¦#deffo not how it works#fish.txt#i hope to not actively follow the trial otherwise i think i will go crazy#so i will not create a blocklist tag in the hopes of minimizing my desire to rant#but yea anyways
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something something rody has a crush on deku and is scared that it'll affect their friendship if he finds out
#cosmic chatter#rody soul#pino#rodydeku#blorbo tag#undescribed#i actually have a lot more to say abt this but im tired and i cant get my brain to work w me rn#the gist is that. well. hey remember how rody said that all of their friends started ignoring them after the stuff w his dad#i dunno abt his siblings but that definitely had a lasting impact on rody#deku is like... the first person his age he spent a decent amnt of time with. the first friend he's had since. well. yknow#so i think he'd be quite scared to have something affect that relationship#theres enough text where you can deffo make the argument that rody has feelings for deku#and man. Man. fun angle to have with their relationship
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I wrote this for you based on the Michael and Martin thing you posted in the tags. It's yours to repost or do whatever you want, you can change it a bit too if you want. Post it in the tags so more people can read it (of course if you want) I hope you like it ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøš„°š„°š„°
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Initially Y/n feels a little sorry for Michael when the private lessons start. He's all awkward and embarrassed barely looking her in the eyes when he speaks.
But then she starts to find it interesting, mainly because he clearly has no experience with women. Little by little, she starts to clench her thighs whenever she hears him explain the material to her, and she can no longer even concentrate on what she should be doing.
Y/n then decides to talk about it with her boyfriend, Martin. He just laughs as the two fuck the night away. And when they are exhausted under the sheets he tells her that if she wants to ruin the little virgin nerd he won't be the one to stand in her way.
From the moment Martin gives Y/n carte blanche, she begins to provoke Michael more and more, wearing short skirts and revealing necklines. Feeling her own pussy getting wet whenever she notices the lustful looks he gives her.
He never does anything about it, and Martin just laughs and fucks her when she tells him about what happened that day, unable to understand how the poor guy has the ability to not jump on such a beautiful girl offering herself to him on a silver platter. He would have already spread her legs and eaten that pussy until she cried, which was exactly what he was doing now since that idiot had no ability.
Weeks passed and Michael took no action. Martin lost his patience. He went to the nerd's dorm.
-I don't know what part of the fact that my girlfriend wants you to fuck her you didn't understand. - He said as soon as Michael opened the door and entered the dorm without being invited.
Michael's eyes widened in shock as he walked in behind him as the door slammed shut behind them both.
-W-What do you mean by that? - Michael stammered in bewilderment.
-She wants you to fuck that pussy. - Martin rolled his eyes as he looked at Michael's wall. - Got it? Fuck her until she screams.
-Dude, I'm not going to fuck your girlfriend. - Michael said, blushing, looking at the floor, trying to hide the erection that was forming in his pants just at the thought of fucking Y/n.
-Damn, you're hard just from hearing me talk about her, aren't you? - Martin bit his lips in a mischievous smile making Michael blush even more.
-N-No. - Michael's eyes widened. - I swear I've never looked at your girlfriend like that.
-I know you looked man. - Martin laughed looking at the ceiling. - And it's okay.. no problem at all, I don't mind sharing that hot pussy.
-You shouldn't talk about her like that. - Michael blushed, starting to get irritated by the crazy and disrespectful stranger in his room.
-She doesn't mind. In fact, she likes it. - Martin rolled his eyes. - We both share it, and she also doesn't mind if I eat another girl every now and then.
Suddenly a light knock sounded on the door followed by Y/n's sweet voice calling Michael's name, making his eyes widen and Martin smile widely.
-It's her! - Martin ran towards the closet leaving Michael stunned. - Don't tell her I'm here, or that I came here... just... just eat her pussy already!
Michael stood there without moving for a few moments before he walked mechanically to the door and opened it, his face red and still slightly shocked.
-Is everything okay Michael? - Y/n sounded worried and he just nodded positively letting her in while his eyes fixed on her thighs exposed by the very short skirt.
Michael could barely teach Y/n that session, his gaze wandering from Y/n's tits to Y/n's thighs and then to the closed closet door. He could barely hide his own erection anymore and when Y/n looked him in the eye and asked with those beautiful red lipstick lips if everything was okay, he practically begged.
-Can I fuck you? - The smile that appeared on Y/n's face made his cock tingle.
-Of course you can. - She nodded, already taking off her thin blouse and leaving her breasts bare before his hungry eyes.
-Have you ever seen tits before Michael? - She asked very sweetly and he denied it with his eyes glazed over at her.
Y/n then took off her skirt and panties, slowly opening her legs for his animalistic gaze.
-And a wet pussy just for you? - She sighed, running her fingers through the slit and pulling the moisture to her clitoris. - Have you seen it before?
Michael just shook his head once more, completely enchanted by the sight before him, momentarily even forgetting about Y/n's freak boyfriend hiding in the closet.
-You can touch me Michael. - She moaned, looking at him as she slowly masturbated for him. -I want you to touch me.
And Michael did what he had been wanting to do for a long time. He lay between her legs and sucked a pussy for the first time in his life. It was incredible. Her taste was divine and he wanted to suck her until he died while she pulled him by the hair and moaned his name, begging for more.
He was clumsy and had no technique, but Y/n was loving it anyway since his desire to suck her off overcame everything else.
-Oh Michael, more, more. - She pulled him closer and closer. - Fuck me. Put your cock inside me.
Michael almost came in his pants after that, it took all his strength of mind not to let it happen.
And afraid that he wouldn't be able to do it a second time, he quickly undressed and without thinking about anything else he penetrated her, moaning with contentment as he felt her pussy pressing against him.
Y/n moaned and whimpered as she scratched his bare back. And unable to contain herself any longer with her wet and tight heat around him, Michael came inside Y/n, almost crying with pleasure at the overwhelming sensation never felt before, not being able to be compared to cumming in one's own hand not even in a million years.
And when he fell next to Y/n's trembling body, the closet door opened and Martin came out, his eyes dark with desire as he massaged his own cock. Michael felt his whole body burn with shame as he pulled the bed sheet to cover some of his nakedness. Y/n barely seemed to care, still lying on the carpet, panting.
-What are you doing here baby? - He asked still panting.
-I came to make sure you got what you deserve, but now I need a round too. - He said lying on top of her still dressed only with his pants open and fucking his own cock into Y/n's sensitive pussy that was still leaking with Michael's cum.
-So fucking wet and hot. - He growled, fucking her roughly. - What a delicious pussy you have, my love.
And seeing Martin fuck her in that shameless way before his eyes while Y/n moaned and asked for more, Michael felt himself harden once more and squeezed his own cock under the blanket.
-Let me return the favor. - When Y/n realized she just smiled mischievously and pulling the scarf brought her mouth to his dick. And Michael thought he would die right there.
As Martin fucked her Y/n moaned against Michael's cock, and with the waves of pleasure growing bigger he came a second time in Y/n's mouth who swallowed it all with a smile, then arched her back and rolled her eyes as she came on Martin's cock, who biting her neck tightly came in Y/n's pussy.
The three of them lay panting on the carpet, and Martin turned to Michael with a lazy smile on his face.
-I told you to fuck her, idiot.
Good morning to me, hot damn! 10/10, no notes anon. Thank you for the gift, and for allowing me to share it! I'm glad my late night tired ramblings inspire some folks /gen
#ewan mitchell#martin#aemond targaryen#ewan mitchell x reader#house of the dragon#martin (in the modern world) x reader#fontaines d.c.#michael gavey x reader#michael gavey#anon fic#truly a welcome surprise holy shit bud /pos#im gonna start working on my version today maybe deffo with an alt (punk/grunge) reader#talk about a niche audience fr but hey#it also makes me giggle how everyone saw michael and was like. virgin. but martin. martin fucks.#as it should be#<3
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Softly, slowly, I want to love you anyway (Patreon)
#Doodles#ISaT#Loop#Isabeau#Siffrin#Sloopis Sloopis Sloopis#Top tier polyship heck yes#Poor Loop :'0 Give them love now!!!#Kinda-sorta inspired by my Loop fic - that transformation had to be difficult ;;#The ones with Isabeau are deffo more Star of Your Dreams tho <3 Isa's so sweet weh#Loop honey letting people in is like The Thing that will help The Most#Always deflecting giving outs letting people off the hook at their own expense :'( Pushing others away is easier than letting them see ;;#It's why Isa's such a good boy!! He genuinely wants to know to be close to see the real them - both of them!!!#It's work but it's worth it <3#And obviously Sif understands haha#If ever a pair needed some self-love it was these two like Sheesh#Loop still wouldn't make it easy hehe <3 They're just like that#It'd be so easy for Sif to accidentally hurt them and need to backtrack and it's worse because Loop would Get It#They understand each other so intrinsically and yet Sif still has - will always have - a victory that Loop never got to ;;#Even loving each other and sharing what they currently have it's still a painful reminder of what they left behind :'0 Loooop </3#They really are fun to draw hehe Loop's eyes are so pretty āŖ And actual sparkles on the dark gradient this time! Yes!#I debated whether I wanted their tears to be visible - blotted out by how bright their head is? But went with it for expression reasons#Gods can you imagine how beautiful their tears would be tho? Little prisms splitting up their white light#Although that would imply colour lol - I mean if Anyone Would have a bit of colour it Would be Loop sooooo#Hmngh love 'em
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I painted earrings!
They're... certainly something!
#i need smaller brushes tho istg#v proud of myself despite how messy they look cause they tiny#recently tried my hand at clay and realised how shit i am at painting anything but a canvas#my art#art#tmnt#rottmnt becuase they're so distinctive ya know?#deffo reccomend this fun activity if u know anyone who works w resin jewlery or sells turtle shaped earrings š
#leo came out the best i think cause he is so recognisable; but im not gonna wear only him#gotta mix and match the turtles!#turtle tots#rottmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt art#tmnt merch#homemade merch#why is that not a tag?#like all my merch is homemade
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a swedish kids character called Diddi that has always been a punk to me š
this is the character!! (ft. this really cursed toy we have at work)
#this is super random!!#and also a super quick drawing!#but i work at a daycare#and every time i see this character i just think#theyāre deffo punk and has a huge mohawk#i added 3 photos cuz i hate how big only one photo is >:(#OC#???
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girl please, Charlie Swan is Team Werewolf and you know it
#it's like Bella has no conception of the socioeconomic symbolism attached to these monsters!!#girl why on earth would the middleclass police chief of a tiny rural town in Washington#choose the wealthy murderous parasites?????#OK besties as i'm typing that out i see why charlie might side with the wealthy murderous parasites#yes he IS an american cop so siding with the parasites does make sense#but think of all the paperwork he would have to do when the cullens kill someone! i mean. come on.#also it aint like cullen out there paying off the pigs so really what is Charlie getting out of this relationship#it's no bribes all paperwork? i don't care how American this cop is he is Anti Vamp and that's that on that#WEREWOLVES on the other hand......... besties let's review the cold fax ok#they're a blue collar blue jeans blue skies all day baby kinda monster. crack open a cold one with the boys kinda monster.#pull over on the road to lend you some spark plugs kinda monster. bring a dairy-based dip to the charity softball game kinda monster#big plus: they're on the DL. neat & tidy cover story. no killing. protect & serve yeah baby. no parasites here my boys WORK for a living#the boys are 0% paperwork (no killing) and 100% bribes (dairy-based dips)#Charlie's deffo Team Werewolf at best and turning a blind eye at worst#as far as this man's concerned the werewolves are the Olympic Natl Park rangers' problem#bear who???? don't know em#twilight#twilight renaissance#bella swan#the twilight saga#jacob black#charlie swan#eclipse read
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i fear bingeing florence + the machineās discography while replaying disco elysium back-to-back has converted me into a transfem harry du bois truther
for those who seek to see the light, listen to the following songs with Her in mind:
hurricane drunk
ship to wreck
choreomania
my love
#thinkingā¦#sheās just a girlfailure like E deffo could save her#itās kinda mad how well these songs work for her character. shoutout harriet du bois u wouldāve loved florence welch#disco elysium#harry du bois#harry dubois#harrier du bois
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dark and mysterious emo boy who hates human contact š¤š¾ hyper fem bimbo who is embarrassingly over affectionate
#this is choso coded#maybe also giyuu#i should write this#kny#demon slayer#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#could also maybe be a levi prompt#snk#attack on titan#could work with kageyama#hq#haikyuu!!#rin deffo fits this as well#bllk#blue lock#jujutsu kaisen blurbs#attack on titan blurbs#demon slayer blurbs#haikyuu blurbs#blue lock blurbs#how could i forget megumi
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Made a letterbox. Bad choices were made again.
#I've spent half an hour slapping movies onto my pf idk how this works#I was like āi'll just use this to track horror movies bc it's impossible to track everything I watchā but like 99% of what I watch is horro#movies#I don't watch horror shows often bc Flanagan made the standard and nobody else can compare#everybody elses shows are shit like I'm so fr right now#this is not good#I look insane rn and I also feel insane#admitting to watching Trauma that is not something I should be putting anywhere#shocked to see piggy on the site#it's fucking insane movie I liked it though mc was real as fuck#<- that is not something I should be saying either LMFAO no but I think it's a pretty witty and solid film - weird but solid#I did find out there was a black christmas remake today though? that's cool idk how I was so out of loop LMFAO I'll deffo give it a watch
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thank you to the person who requested geto being obsessed w gojoās gf because the idea of it is DELICIOUS - hereās a lil teaser!
#just wrote this part in a few minutes so i deffo need to decide how i wanna take this story!#i have a Vision but i need to articulate it better#this is so broken and choppy tho itās pissing me off smh#also youāll have to bare w me this is my first time writing so if it sucks BALLZ thatās my bad šÆ#idk. suguru wallowing in guilt & shame but being drawn to reader like a moth to a flame#the betrayal the uneasiness of does satoru know? does reader know? idk either girl!#SO WHOEVER ASKED THIS ASK I AM SORRY IF IT TAKES A WHILE!!!!! idk how i wanna go abt it but i deffo wanna make it into like#a decent story/oneshot that actually makes sense & shows progression and how his brain works idk kween#ALSO ššš#iām using the FAWK out of ___ synonym on google rn NDNFNDNDMDND#personal#snippets
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I am so lucky that the italian version of dunmeshi manga has run out of volume 1 with no current intention of a reprint. If the collection I found at Feltrinelli the other day happened to include all volumes you know I wouldve dumped 200 euros on it like nothing but I'm not gonna spend money on a collection that risks remaining incomplete forever
#I WAAAAANT A PHYSICAL COPYYYYY#is there like an omnibus available in english#whats the name of that in english#something with like. all manga chapters + little infr extras at least#i can deal with not having the world guide + daydream hours (< this is a lie but i can deal with that more than with not having the manga)#meowing to myself#i know they had a big collection of uzumaki by junji ito (which is a thing im deffo going to buy later this year)#you know how im somehow always at work? thats because i have to work extra hours to get extra money#to support my crippling 'having a roof over my head' addiction (literally my rent is half my pay ahahahaha)#but sometimes i get some walking around money to spend on manga#all my other hobbies are cheap! i enter into museums for free because of my job#i buy a lot of used books especially art books first eds cost a lot but used are often cheap and in mint condition#small artists dont have big pricsz#comics is literally the priciest hobby i have whenever i see something full price im like. whew
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Recent blood covered ocās
#thatās apocalypse AU for Daisy and Saber. bc they woukd deffo be wearing other clothes if they were at work <- where they r normally bloody#but uhh Connie thatās just how she is#tho Iām pretty sure Subz used that ace/chainsaw combo#idk I havenāt worked out the details yet#Iām pretty sure tho if she was gonna get majorly blood soaked sheād do it w her fuckinf claws but . I drew her lightly splattered sooo#ok character tags incoming#oc: saber#oc: Daisy#oc: contl#fighting the urge to use their last names too wahgg#swagever who cares <33#nox art
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idk what to say anymore lol like kinda have to think im the problem when it comes to jobs now....maybe i am asking too much to have decent customers And coworkers And like general good environment. Idk. I just complain about every job i get which on one hand: duh but in the other: ok u probably cant have it both ways gabi lol
#gahd. i can never have it leveled huh#always something#bizarre how 10 yrs into working retail only now am i getting the shitty coworkers and h8 to say it but unfortunately masking deffo plays#a part in it š„“#like im treated differently and kept at arms length from the get go. retirement home fell apart when they lifted the mandate and i was the#only one still masking and literally like idk WHAT else i possibly coukdve done to get straight up bullied after that#and here again im alone and the others believe in homeopathy. saooo#that combined with my general like learning disabilities? im just a liability#confirmed to be thought of as just an idiot like straight up#no amount of effort is yielding me Any results except for maybe prolonging my time here Because km trying so hard#so they cant let me go lol#but oh my god dude come on. this is soooo stupid i dont underStand
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Uuuuuum....
.....Well shit. 0_0
#yugioh go rush spoilers#go rush spoilers#kuaidul velgear#yudias velgear#yuudias velgear#kuaidul just how much do you know#and what in the andromeda galaxy are you doing with your knowledge#or to obtain it for that matter#liveblogs#onto episode 135 now#god I'm up late but Kuaidul is worth it#I deffo woulda watched this sooner but ya know. work
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#iām a little drunk so forgive me please but#idk if itās like.. bc iāve been kinda down/moody anyway recently or if itās bc i was gone for a week or bc iāve finally picked up on it or#what - but i feel like legit kinda isolated now in work.. not in like some awful everyone deffo hates me way but in that bs olivia laing way#like itās taken me way too long to notice that iām not doing a good enough job making fuckn work-friends or whatever the fuck#& itās so hard to say if thatās like. a me issue or if thatās bc fuckin almost all the people i work w are guys so iām not a real person t#*to them!! probs fuckin both lbr - but itās rly not helping shit yk#bc as soon as u go in knowing that ppl are talking 2 u for politeness then ur quieter so u look worse so thereās less talking etc etc etc#great fuckin stuff - ANYWAY remembered what i actually wanted to say#which was that i went to get some drinks w a friend earlier this week and god i wish i could like. this week just do ANYTHING#get properly pissed! see people & shit properly again; i miss having a proper social life and iāve litch never had one#this is best left to be forgotten#so letās not tag it lol - but anyway; anyone know how to make proper friends as an adult as a compulsive nonsharer & someone w/o interests!
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