#def one of the best klaus' out there

[theseancekid]

once again thinking about how in the pilot when the siblings are introduced, their numbers are listed first and their names are in quotations, signifying that their numbers are their real identifier, and their chosen names are less significant/legitimate

[iminaworldofpureimagination]

I watched seven seasons of vampire diaries well half of season 7 .. close enough.

. Caroline /Katherine Pierce were my fav girls. . caroline had a major glow up/ plus her hating DAMON is valid and its so shitty she had to apolgize for tlaking shit about him in s4 cause elena was sirebonded and it made her upset.. s1 elena would never..

Katherine was just fun.. and intriquing your left wondering does she care about anyoen but herself? i think she did like stefan.. and him giving her a happy dying dream was very sweet no wonder she want stefan.. He's a nice guy at his core.

Stefan/Tyler were my fav boys. I really liked Stefan when he embraced vampirism too he was fun.. and from what i saw of paul thats actually closer to pauls snarky personality ..

Stefan/elena now him stalking her creepy as shit.. butohwell

i think they were actually close to Girl can fix boy but done better than delena for the 3 seasons.. i think elena brought out the best in stefan while damon brought out the worse in elena.. plus what the heck was the sire bond about? thats not epic love that just weird. .

delena maybe could work if he hadn't kill her brother.. but .. sometimes.. i got sib vibes from them. whenhe wasn't beeing creepy anyway.. but he also never really respected her choices or her boundaries .

i felt the writers kept him grom growing too..

as much as i detested damon he got so many good JOKES.. I met a squirel he asked me my name today i told him it was joe that lie will haunt me forever. ..

adored him with Bonnie Ian/Kat chemistry was amazing its acutally interesting knowing he dated nina they broke up and boy did it show in the show cause the chemistry died down after that break up ..

least fav was ENZO im glad STEFAN killed him but im annoyed he was dating Bonnie cause when did he even talk to bonnie? plus he was just so annoying with how he kept trying to ruin stefans life ..

bonnie had the best chemistry with damon and the Heretics i was rather bummed they killed off the lesbian herietics. .. julie/caroline plec suck so those ships could never happened.. cause bonnie/one of the lesbian girls i forget her name but i rem thinking i dig this chemistry with them..

julie/caroline these two women were def living through delena the way they treated it as epic l explains why it was so bad

.. what interview with vampire got right was how to write toxic romantic relationships vd got it so wrong. it also helps louie was 33 a full ass adult man so its not creepy vamps flirting with teenagers.. i learned the guy playing matt was shitty to kat so thats a bummer cause i did enjoy matt/caroline for what it was.. and the alaric guy i heard him talk in intervies and he gives me the creeps.. but how he mentions the idea of dating bonnie.. i wonder if he pitched alaric dating caroline. either way whoever came up with that ship is a FREAK.. cause.. That's HER TEACHER/ Elenas sorta Father figure 40 year old 17 year old .. no thank you.

Stefan/caroline could have possibly worked but it felt like stelena 2.0 .. i did vibe with their joker/harley no humanity plot for a bit.. i

shipped matt/caroline/caroline tyler/ now klaus .. he like killstyler/ nearly killed caroline/ drowned tylers mom i dont think it was ic for her to have anything more than maybe Pity for the lonely hybrid.. and i dont mind them as friendish.. but man how tyler/caroline end is bogus and ooc ...

..id say after ep 3 of s4 elena is also ooc because of that damn sire bond..

the show is best ended at s4 ep 1 but i was a glutton for punishment i went on till s7..

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happy pride month!!!! anyway tua pride headcanons cus i want to lol :P *note- i do not identity with all of these labels. i cannot give you a personal experience or defense for these. if i include any harmful stereotypes, lmk. it’s pride month and queer people are valid*

quick overview, analysis below the readmore

luther- he/him cishet

diego- he/him cis and bicurious

allison- she/her cishet

klaus- he/she (they sometimes) genderqueer/enby, pansexual

five- they/he gay and ace. agender.

ben- he/him cishet

viktor- he/they transmasc lesbian

for some i used the canonical pronouns as to not confuse before i get the explanation. <33333

luther- to me he’s like a cishet guy honestly. i still love the pride hc’s other people have, bc most of the time they’re really good. i just prefer this reading, espec. with sloane (QUEEN!!!!). i also don’t like the s1 era fics where everyone hated luther (almost entirely unjustified) so they would make him be a dick to klaus and stuff. like did he drink reggie’s kool aid? yes. but is he homophobic? no. i think a better example in a canonical kid fic of him saying mean things to klaus for plot would be like,, making fun of him for being a druggie or lazy, because that’s stuff that reginald would actually encourage him to say. rant over lmao that just has always bothered me.

diego- honestly this one is back and forth for me, between bisexual and straight. like him and lila being bi4bi is just too fucking amazing, but he does give off straight guy energy sometimes so i’ll put it at a bi-curious. he’s def an ally though, and i can imagine he would do his best to get over his fear of needles to help v with his t shots, or defend klaus from homophobic assholes. although i personally hc him as cis, the transmasc diego people have their fucking shit together because that HITS DIFFERENT. i think done right, it adds so much to his character in AU’s and stuff and it’s just rly cute!! but bisexual diego is a very fanon thing that i like to see.

allison- i think probably straight and cis once again. she seems very comfy and happy in her femininity and gender, and her with ray??? (sidenote almond as a ship name makes me lose it ITS SO CUTE). i think she’s always been a big ally to klaus. i can also see her as pan or bi, but pressured to appear as straight by the constant eyes on her since she was like ten. i mean not only was she the only girl, but also a black girl? she was 100% so insecure during her childhood because people were constantly critiquing her. so honestly i don’t think it would be too out of the ordinary to hc her as queer.

klaus- i mean, we all know this one. as far as i know he has been canonically (though not mentioned in show, more like an interview or something) pansexual and non-binary. if not then it’s VERY FANON. directly through the show, we see his attraction to men through dave and also his enjoyment of more feminine clothes and makeup and things like that. i hc him as genderqueer and just generally chilling out and not really caring too much about labels. like a “i’ll fuck you if you’re hot” kind of attitude.

five- now this one might get me some weirdness, but i don’t see five as a cishet man for my hc’ing purposes. a common fanon opinion is that he’s asexual, which i totally like. i also think he’s gay. i guess that would be homoromantic? and also agender. he said no. no. MEN. i think that any romantic hc that does not acknowledge delores is not doing it right, bc holy shit delores is so fucking important to the understanding of his character!!!!! i believe in the interpretation that delores is himself, but a separated part that he forced himself to view as a separate entity to survive the apocalypse. he kind of fucking tricked himself into loving himself, though unfortunately as many people have pointed out, he doesn’t see himself as capable of good. he doesn’t see that delores is him- he can’t. he was down bad though for his mannequin apocalypse wife okay??? they were in love fuck you???? idk sexuality is fluid. let this old man live his life. he’s so tired. also agender, i think they don’t like being called a boy (possibly childhood trauma, possibly gender) but still is okay with “old man”.

ben- he is the token cishet of the upper numbers trio ( 567 icons real and true ). the jennifer incident was heavily implied if not directly and canonically stated to be a romantic issue, and also him and jill!!!! yes it was weird but it was so cute. bring back umbrella ben istg idc about the themes you messed them up in s3 anyway. i would talk more about him BUT HE NEVER GOT ENOUGH FUCKING SCREENTIME EVER AND THE THEMES THE THEMES HIS CHARACTER THEY DIDN- gets shot

viktor- canonically transmasc, canonically a woman enjoyer, ten out of ten character. i love looking at s1 era fics where people would be like. there is no way this guy doesn’t like women. *lesbian headcanons*. and elliot page just slaying with the queer rep season after season. i think he/they pronouns for viktor is really good and i like it :)). also some people hc them as bi because of harold (or for weird reasons but we don’t talk about that-) but i think it’s more of a lesbian thing personally. now. don’t come after me i’m not looking for he/him lesbian discourse on my pride month fandom post. AND FURTHERMORE elliot page is a king and he doesn’t deserve in any way the crazy hate he gets for being trans. trans men are men, trans ppl are valid etc. that being said, i hc him as a he/they lesbian. RESPECTFULLY. i imagine there were a lot of complicated factors while he was coming out and realizing things about themself. i think the harold thing was wanting to be wanted and loved more that actually wanting or loving, and you know we all gotta have that spicy *heteronormativity* woohoo.

bonus LILA (queen)- bisexual!! also she/they hc’s are valid asf for that. we love a queen who can do both. not sure if this is partial or full canon, or just heavy fandom but idc.

okay byyeeee happy pride month and also have a good juneteenth. black lives matter!!!!!

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Hihi! Here with some character dynamic!! ❤️♦️♣️♠️🌹 for Klaus please? Thank you!

My bunny boy!

So I’ve actually only really thought about his relationship with Riddle, and even that was through the lens of his friendship with Fiamma, so this will be an interesting series of dynamics to explore?

Feel like I should also say before all of this that Klaus has some pretty high walls before he considers someone a friend at this point, bc he’s been bullied pretty badly for quite a while. So if it seems like a lot of this is him being antagonistic or uncharitable, it’s more of a defense mechanism than anything?

Preemptively tagging @inmateofthemind because a good chunk of this will be pertinent to our musing with him and Fia? (Especially the last bit)

I feel like he probably has a rocky start with Ace, generally jumping off with the assumption that Ace’s brash nature means he tends towards bullying (something that Klaus has had to deal with for far too long and has 0 tolerance for). Which probably causes some unnecessary tension between the two of them until something corrects Klaus’ perception, and he realizes that Ace is a bro, actually, even if he is a bit of a loud slacker? (Which. To be fair. Klaus is the king of doing things last-minute, so—) I think they actually end up having a decent bit in common, especially the tendency to call out injustice where they see it and pick fights with mages far stronger than them, so they probably end up being decent friends by the end of the first exchange, at least?

Cater is an interesting one, because I wonder if Cater wouldn’t see Klaus as a cute magical opportunity, because of his bunny features? I don’t think he’d -mean- anything by it, or even suggest it in anything less than a friendly way, but I don’t think Klaus would react well to being approached for his cuteness alone. I think he’d probably generally steer clear from Cater, especially once the generally hands-off nature of Cater’s friendships becomes clearer? Klaus isn’t one to put in effort with someone who doesn’t reciprocate a friendship in kind, even if Cater REALLY needs someone to put in that effort, for his own sake as much as anything. (Lookin at you, @ramshacklerumble)

Klaus would probably initially write Trey off as a pushover, always doing damage control for Riddle and seeming to let the other students walk all over him. But once he realizes that Trey has a mischievous and prideful streak a mile long, Klaus’ respect for him would grow. I don’t think they’re friends, persay, but I think Klaus probably sees something kindred in Trey, not necessarily in how he -presents- himself, but in what he actually -does-? (Specifically referencing Trey’s dorm uniform vignette here, in the context of what would cause Klaus to change his opinion on Trey. The sort of, “you think you can do this better? Alright. I’d like to see you try.” And then him preparing a contingency plan in the background anyway bc he knows the freshmen are gonna totally fail, etc.)

I actually think Klaus probably warms up to Deuce faster than Ace? If only because he basically looks at this boy and goes “oh bless your heart, you’re trying.” Deuce might be a dumbass, but he makes a point of trying to be a good dude, whereas Ace just kinda speaks his mind constantly even if what he says isn’t always. Complementary? Basically I think he’d respect the obvious effort Deuce us putting in to be someone his mom can be proud of, even if Klaus generally doesn’t care what anyone thinks of him. (If this is incomprehensible I’m so sorry, I’m very sleepy but wanted to get this out before I forgot BEJEJCJDJF)

And Riddle! His best friend’s beau! I actually think Klaus probably VERY MUCH DOES NOT LIKE HIM, at first? Because I think Riddle probably gives him shit early on for “misusing his signature spell” (which is a time displacement sort of thing?) Klaus absolutely would not take kindly to even the threat of having his magic sealed, especially noting that it is also his main defense against Penny and Ruby, his and Fiamma’s major bullies. Also to note that Klaus would not have been around for Riddle’s Overblot, so he would have NO IDEA about his trauma or Why He’s Like That until he’s directly told by Riddle, Fia, or someone else. Once he finds out, and especially once Fia makes clear her interest in Riddle, his attitude towards him mellows out substantially, and he eventually grows to call Riddle one of his best friends as well, I think. (Even if he does still, lovingly, joke about how stuffy Riddle’s adherence to rules can be, it’s in a much more endearing tone than annoyed)

If you would like clarification on any of this, I’d be more than happy to give it btw!!!

[sleepycoffins-and-benhargreeves]

PART 1 REPLY

Baby so sorry for the late reply lmao really had to think this through 

Alrighty, so if we're going to have Bive first before it turns into Kliven, we gotta decide if it's with Umbrella!Ben or with Sparrow!Ben. Umbrella!Ben would be a bit tricky since Five went missing at 13 and Ben died at 16. But, let's say they fell in love in their tweens. I see them bonding over literature, Ben with his love for Russian literature as a headcanon to the books he reads as a ghost and Five just being interested in all literature as reference to his conversation with Reginald on S2 about them studying every literature out there. Although you can argue that Five just remembers all of these because ya know, he's Five, sharp af memory, you can also headcanon that because he was stuck in the apocalypse, his companions are Dolores and books.

But moving back to their tweens, I see the two of them hanging out due to their love of reading and being nerds about literature. This is where Klaus would step away from time to time, since he sees this as something boring so he wouldn't hang out with Ben here as much. Going to borrow a little from Sparrow!Ben that Ben in general likes to draw. I do feel like the two of them appreciate art, which is something they can also bond with Viktor from time to time, but Viktor is more a music type.

I see them playfully reciting lines from Shakespeare, analyzing together the thought process of the characters and why they did what they did. For some odd reason, I can see Five falling for Ben first. I think Five is still more of a scientific person, he likes logical things so he started to like Ben who is more of an emotional person, like yes they analyze book characters and argue about why this and that happen, but he can see the way Ben empathizes with these characters and he feels drawn to the way Ben talks about their darkness. Maybe sometimes even referencing his own darkness about the horror. Ben on the other hand, would fall for the little subtleties of Five. Borrowing from S1 of Five with Dolores, although you can argue that he's become dependent on Dolores hence why he is very attentive towards her, I think Five's love language truly is acts of service, so whether Five is aware of it or not, he is always more attentive of Ben than he is with their siblings.

I think he would even observe Klaus at this moment, because Klaus is the best friend so he would know far more about Ben that Five is privy to. I think in any universe, Klaus and Ben would be best friends first, so I would imagine Five seeing Klaus as a rival in their early days. Since they are in tweens, I think they won't have a relationship but they almost had one. Before Five went missing, I think they would have had a mutual understanding. Like, they both know they like each other but they won't do anything about it because 1. They do not yet know how this will work and 2. They are unsure on how to move forward so they are at a stand-still up to the moment Five went missing

Moving forward, Bive/Fiven def cannot occur during S1 to S2 as Klaus is possessive of Ghost!Ben. I'm trying to think of a moment of Klaus being "generous" of sharing Ben, but from what I see from his personality he could share Ben but the moment anyone gets too close to him he'll take it back and tell people that he can't fully control his powers yet. So, this era would be a no go.

Now, with Sparrow!Ben this will be an interesting scenario. I think this will be a little angsty with some serious insecurities on Sparrow!Ben. But honestly, no matter what happens Sparrow!Ben will always be insecure and feel like he'll be in Umbrella!Ben's shadow until we do get a merging/regaining of past memories. 

Focusing on Sparrow!Ben only, I see this as Five being the first one to approach him. Out of all the siblings, Ben was the one he could never truly save. He wasn't able to blink into the year and date that Ben died, only to the apocalypse where he could only save five siblings. I think he would approach Ben but with caution and Ben would immediately pick up on it. Ben would be able to rationalize as well that Five is approaching out of guilt, not because Ben is that emotionally/empathetically smart (which he is) but because he's trained himself to find weaknesses from people so it's not out of empathy on his part but more of "What can I use against these people?" type of approach. 

Oh, I am excited and gleeful about this part all of a sudden, I didn't realize Ben would be THIS toxic here and I am loving it. I think there is a POSSIBILITY of Five's guilt being manipulated here, heck, he may have even noticed and let Ben manipulate him. But only to an extent. The thing I like most about these two is that they will compete against each other, they will butt heads and one up the other and that will be where their feelings start to develop. Ben will like the challenge and Five is one of the few people who was somewhat part of his timeline so he'll hold onto that for comfort. Five on his part, will def be reminded of his own Umbrella!Ben and understand what Klaus meant that there's still something of the old Ben inside Sparrow!Ben. He of course, would not mention that part since he can easily tell how angry Ben becomes from the comparisons.

With the amount of challenging and one-upping from each other, they'll eventually find comfort in one another. Aside from Klaus, Five will definitely be the only other person who could stand Sparrow!Ben's bitchiness. However, he would also be able to separate Sparrow!Ben from Umbrella!Ben which Sparrow!Ben would def appreciate a lot. He'd def mention less on their similarities which the other siblings would point out when they notice similarities between Umbrella!Ben and Sparrow!Ben. 

Another thing that they will be able to bond about is not being able to save their siblings. This Ben will be wracked with guilt in not being able to save his Sparrow siblings. As much as it shows in S3 that Sparrow!Ben is a manipulative jerk that doesn't care about anyone, I do feel as though that that is a front he has to put up so that he can become Number One. I think he does truly care about his siblings, we can also see a glimpse of that when Ben wanted Harlan's head when they were defeated. Although yes, it was a strategic move to lessen the Umbrella's powers since Harlan is obviously on their side. But, their main goal had changed into merging the two families together, so having Harlan's head on a plate wasn't the best of moves, especially when they needed as many super-powered people as they can to help contain the kugelblitz. 

So, this will definitely be an even deeper bonding between Ben and Five. Oh my god, comfort sex will be their first sex fuckkkkkkkkk

I feel like I should write a fanfic about their comfort sex, this idea came while I was writing this and I am loving it way too much sdfhnojashfkl

I can definitely see Sparrow!Ben being a bit reluctant about sex first, like the two of them definitely know they like each other but it would be more on the fact that Five physically still looks like a teenager. Which Ben will definitely hold against Five as many times as possible lmao and Five will point out that he's being a lying asshole because Five can clearly see the attraction Ben feels.

I think Sparrow!Ben will let this one dialogue slide when Five says "I had the old Ben before, I know we liked each other but we were too young to do anything about it. I won't let me having a young body get in the way of what I want right now." I think this will be one of the few moments that Five will compare the two, but it's more of a missed opportunity rather than comparing the two of them.

By the time they have an understanding and are definitely fucking frequently, this is where Klaus will come in. If we're going to have Klaus be the last one to enter into this relationship, we still gotta accept that Klaus was in love with Ben all these years BUT he was unaware of it.

Let's borrow his words from S2 where he said "Technically" they were still siblings, so romantic relationships between them would still be incest. Maybe somewhere out there Klaus still had a bit of a moral compass (weird topic to have a moral compass on for Klaus, but let's say this is it. It can also explain how he jokes a lot about his siblings being hot because he doesn't want to admit that he would fuck his brother, Ben specifically). Additionally, we will have to remove the scenario where Sparrow!Ben and Klaus had sex at the end of the world wedding. If we're making Klaus oblivious to his feelings, they only hanged out and much to Ben's dismay about being disappointed of not having sex before the apocalypse. Due to this incident, Ben will write off Klaus as a romantic/sex partner. Klaus definitely would not have noticed he was actually in love with brother until he saw Ben and Five actually start to have a budding romantic relationship. The thing is, I think Klaus would be confused as well because he also likes Five. He's a lot more softer to Five once he sees the way he interacts with Ben, but he is also seething with green envy.

Five definitely likes Klaus, he's someone he likes to hang out with and doesn't take Five's physical age against him. So, the moment Klaus starts becoming possessive of Ben and Five realizes much sooner than Klaus that Klaus likes Ben romantically would he realize that they're in a predicament. 

I told my friend about my Kliven brainrot and she asked me how I'd make this work if it was for Ben and Five to fall for each other before Klaus falls with either of them and now I don't know what I'd do?

Can you lend me your thoughts, @sleepycoffins-and-benhargreeves , sweetheart? lol

[theheightofdishonor]

So I randomly rewatched tua in reverse order (s2, then s1) and i’ve come to the conclusion that my fondness for Klaus comes mostly from the latter half of season 1, after he’s off the drugs.  

As much as I feel sorry for Klaus about how often he gets ignored, I also can’t actually blame his siblings for doing so. Klaus is exhausting to care for/about and is more preoccupied with getting his next fix than about his siblings and he’s aware of that. He doesn’t hate them for it because he knows they’re justified. 

I low-key felt bad for Diego because Klaus is 100% aware Diego has a soft spot for him and has almost definitely taken advantage of that knowledge before. 

However, when he’s not wholly, selfishly consumed with finding his next fix, Klaus is ridiculously endearing, with an earnestness that begs you to love him. Think of when he’s trying to soothe Luther, unhesitantly offering his blood to save Allison, advocating for Vanya. Klaus’s love for his family is what makes him so easy to love when it would be just as easy to hate. 

And honestly, that goes for all of them. Their love for each other and how they act on it is what makes the Hargreeves likable (redeemable, even, if you want) because let’s be real, they’re all un-united, awfully adjusted, occasionally insensitive child superheroes/celebrities/soldier who have a hard time forming deep connections with people outside of each other, partially because it was near impossible to find anyone who could understand even half of what they’ve been through and partially because again, they’ve been fucked up since childhood. 

Like these idiots literally cause the apocalypse and lose each other in time, but when they meet again, they’re arguing again in five minutes and end up causing the apocalypse for the third time. It would be easy to hate them for it but it’s not and I love them (and Klaus) anyway, despite their laundry list of issues. 

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Anditsxsorrows positivity

positivity 2kforever ! — ( always accepting )

listEN fish is what the kool kids call koala tea !!! when i first made davina i was going through that process of following people and you know which one popped out in a lot of peoples blog : THSI BOMB ASS BLOG. so i was like “ i gotta check it out ???? “ and bless that i did and even more blessed that they followed back ???? i now understand why this klaus was so damn popular among several blogs. fish characterization is like SPOT ON ???? IT BLOWS ME AWAY. EVERY. TIME. ???? i’m not saying this to be like extra and exaggerating. i’m serious. go pick any of their threads and read them and then come back and tell me that you don’t actually hear klaus mikaelson voice in each word. klaus is one of those characters that could easily be taken too far to one side, but fish has found the way to have the perfect balance. one of the things that i love about klaus so much is the way he talks ??? idk if that makes sense, but he is just so snarky and witty, especially when he is being a total ass. AND FISH CAPTURES THAT SO PERFECTLY. I SERIOUSLY LOVE READING THEIR THREADS. LIKE THSI IS NOT A DRILL. I AM A #1 STALKER OF FISH. I LITERALLY FOLLOW THEIR THREADS. and their writing is so good too !!! like i can just hear klaus and visualize his reaction so perfectly in my mind and have it make sense (exterior and internal). as someone that is constantly trying to improve their writing skills, i find that freaking amazing and difficult to achieve !! like we can all tell stories, but to actually deliver them efficiently in a way the readers knows exactly what you mean and keeping the tone of your character is pretty hard in my pov !! but fish does it !!! that shows maturity in their part and just talent. aND TO MAKE MATTERS EVEN MORE AWESOME FISH SEEMS LIKE A TOTALLY AMAZING PERSON. like i’m always seeing all this love being thrown at them and it just makes me all giddy because i am 1000% sure that they deserve all of it. and also like holy poop freaking kudos to them for keeping up with all of those threads. every day i see their “offline” post and their drafts just go up and i’m ???? i’M DYING WITH LIKE 1/3 OF YOUR NUMBER OF THREADS AND YOU’RE JUST SLAYING WITH ALL THSOE ??? SO UNFAIR. IT’S NOT FAIR. FISH IS KOALA TEA. THEY HAVE TO TEACH ME THE WAYS. WHY DO THEY FOLLOW ME ???? I WILL FOREVER BE A STAN OF FISH AND THEIR KLAUS. LIKE I WILL SERIOUSLY BE ON THE SIDELINES, LOVING THIS BEAUTIFUL BLOG, WITH AN AMAZING AND SPOT ON CHARACTERIZATION, WITH WHAT I’M SURE IS A BEAUTIFUL MUN THAT I WOULD DIE TO BEFRIEND FOREVER. JUST ADMIRING FROM A DISTANCE. PLS FOLLOW FISH IF YOU’RE NOT ALREADY. LIKE YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT. I PINKIE PROMISE. YOU WILL, FOR SURE, FALL IN LOVE WITH THEIR KLAUS LIKE I DID !!! I’M JUST I WILL REC THIS BLOG TO ANYONE ANYTIME. // @anditsxsorrows

basically this is me when it comes to this blog: 

[doyouknowthemuffinmaam]

The Umbrella Academy Season 3 Spoilers

…….

Things I liked:

Viktor coming out and the immediate acceptance from literally everyone. Brellies and Sparrows alike.

The Sparrows overall. I enjoyed them and they were great if a little underutilized.

Sir Reginald. He was best used this season. Be it cowed by the Sparrows, all giggles and fun with Klaus, or manipulative bastard he was great.

Luther and Viktor. The party to feel loved! Best man! One and Seven coming together! It’s beautiful.

Luther and Sloane. They were fucking adorable and I don’t care what anyone says.

Fei and Christopher. My favorite Sparrows I think. Def my favorite Sparrow pair.

Ben vs Ben. Sparrow Bens increasing frustration with being compared to he Umbrella counterpart was *chefs kiss*

Harlan. This was tragic. Every bit of it but Harlan with Viktor was especially so. Wonderfully tragic.

Klaus. As always Klaus. His journey this season from his mother to his powers was exceptional.

Fives retirement. Five and Lila. Five and Viktor. Just Five.

Allison and Viktor at the start of the season.

There was a lot of good things this season.

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you hate the way they wrote allison too huh 😭 same, cuz wtf did they do to my girl

Allison was terrible in this season, but I don’t hate the way the creators handled her??? Like, I can see where they were trying to go. To me, it seemed like they were making her regress. 

Allison’s definitely used to getting what she wants thanks to her powers. We don’t know much of how Reginald handled her throughout her childhood, but I highly doubt he gave her a lesson on ethics and the importance of ‘not using your powers for selfish reasons’. So yeah, mind control powers + lack of ethics = bad. 

Allison always used her powers to get what she wanted. It’s canon: she rumored her way into a career as a popular actress, she used her power on her daughter (which led to Patrick divorcing her and her losing custody of Claire, and it’s implied that she used her powers to initiate a relationship with Patrick ("I heard a rumor that you love me”). She only started becoming a better person in season 1 because she got a wake-up call after losing custody of Claire. She gets better in season 2, and then season 3 is where she goes downhill. 

She regresses. She goes back to her old self. 

I think the reason why she’s taking the loss of Claire so badly even though all her other sibs were traumatized by their own losses is because Allison is used to getting what she wants. She’s been that way her whole life and even though she tried to be better (season 1 & 2), the loss of Claire is too much for her to handle so she regresses back. She can’t have Claire so she lashes out at everyone, she can’t have Luther so she forces him to bend to her will (it’s no different than what she did to Patrick except what she did with Patrick was way worse since it lasted longer and she even got a whole KID out of it), she can’t have what she wants so she hurts Viktor and kills Harlan. 

I’ve seen a lot of ppl be like “you only hate her because she’s black and/or a woman” and “you guys didn’t hate Luther this much for what he did” and “Viktor killed billions of people but everyone’s so quick to defend him and hate on Allison” and I’m just like... no 💀

I’m pretty sure people would hate Allison even more if she were a white dude (ESPECIALLY because of the S/A scene). 

Luther was very hated by the fandom for locking Viktor up and Viktor def did a bad thing by causing the apocalypse, but the reason people are no longer hating on them was because they at least showed remorse for what they did and changed. Allison (for now) did not. 

The best thing she did was kill Reggie to save her sibs at the very end but she still pressed the button to reset the world so she could get what she wanted (which was a life with Claire & Raymond). She constantly manipulated Viktor with her whole “trust me, I’m doing this for all of us” spiel yet she’s the only one who gets her loved ones back and keep her powers (because her’s weren’t sucked up by the machine thingy). 

She reset the world to a reality where only she would benefit from it while the rest of her siblings remain lost, miserable, traumatized, and now, powerless. Kinda sucky of her ngl 🙁

However! She’ll most likely get her redemption arc in season 4 though so I can’t wait to see how it’s handled! 😃

(Also, I can’t wait to see how the creators make Klaus even crazier than he already is! They had their fun with Luther (season 1 with his moon trauma), Diego (season 2 with his JFK obsession), and now with Allison in this season with her desperation to get Claire and Ray back. This means... it’s Klaus’ turn next 😈)

[tkpuke]

do u have any tickle headcanons about the hargreeves sibs? 🥺😭😭

hell YES I do! my absolute babies, who can never get a break from the world ending </3

slight season 3 spoilers for those who still haven’t finished it !

LUTHER

I saw this one hc that I unfortunately forgot who made it but when Luther’s original body comes back like we saw in the last ep of season 3, he’s 10x more ticklish than ever

Because he f o r g o t what tickling even use to feel like

Boy, will his siblings make sure he won’t forget

Luther definitely always ends up restraining his sibling’s hands to keep them still whenever they drag him into their playful fights

He doesn’t mind, as long as he’s involved in their shenanigans which brings a smile to his face, you won’t ever hear him complain

Luther likes to sometimes pick his siblings up and flip them upside down, then skitter around their stomachs

It drives them NUTS

I can see Luther having a really ticklish back, where you can’t even innocently give a massage to without him squirming all over the place

His underarms? That’s murder. You’ll murder the poor boy

No matter what, he’ll try to purse his lips together to contain the bubbling laughter in his throat

But the farthest he’s gotten successful with that is literally two seconds before his giggles is to be heard around the academy

DIEGO

Diego Hargreeves would respectfully throw a sucker punch to anyone that thought it was a good idea to tickle him

It seems like his siblings, especially Klaus, think half the time it’s a good idea

Diego HATES being held down when getting tickled he just won’t allow it

He sees tickling as something that makes you look weak and vulnerable

So don’t count him a fan

Although when you do tickle him? Prepare for this man to literally scream

Get his ribs if you wanna pull a snort from him

Diego turns into a puddle of goo whenever fingers get ahold of his most ticklish spots

Most he will do is push your face or sputter out giggly protests

“Not so much Mr. Tough guy now, huh?” Do you wanna die?

Diego will make anyone regret their ticklish attacks on him

He will spring back onto his feet and grab at you for his revenge

He would suggest you running, but only because it entertains him more

Nothing wrong with a good chase

I have a feeling Diego doesn’t really understand how to “properly” tickle

He’s one of those people who just roughly scratches any patch of skin and think it tickles like hell

More hurts than anything, you’ll have to let him know

But once he does learn a thing or two on how to get you cackling? You’re in for a ride

ALLISON

Let’s not be dumb, she would DEF use her powers as a advantage when it comes to tickle fights

“I heard a rumor you can’t move” then goes to town

Allison’s personal fav way of tickling somebody is using her nails

C’mon, it brings the best reactions

Allison can be very observant on what exactly gets you to break faster and what spots you just can’t handle for more than a minute

She remembers ALL her siblings worst spots

She reminds them daily she hasn’t forgotten

Tickles the snot out of her brothers if they ever annoy her or to keep them in check

Her laugh is the best you can’t tell me otherwise

Allison isn’t much of a squirmer, she kind of enjoys the sweet bonding act so she’ll let you have your fun

I can see Allison using baby talk to only embarrass her brothers, and also to give herself a good laugh since she can’t take herself seriously when doing so

KLAUS

You can’t punish this guy with a good time

He doesn’t mind getting tickled to pieces at ALL

His go-to’s are usually Diego or Five because they promise revenge right after getting absolutely wrecked

Klaus wears crop tops and ripped jeans for a reason

But he’ll never admit it

My man just straight out CACKLES

No giggles in the beginning, solely loud cackles to be heard a mile away

Thank you to God for blessing us with canon ticklish Klaus in season 3

You saw how Luther BARELY grazes his fingers on Klaus’ knee

So yeah, I’d like to announce that his knees are probably on his top five most ticklish spots list

Along with his stomach, of course

Don’t mind his protests, he says to stop or beg to not tickle there, but he doesn’t mean it

If he starts to wheeze then it’s safe to say he may need a breather

His favorite victims to go after are Five and Diego

Their reactions are priceless to him

The man loves to be a little shit and tease, or sometimes act stupid as if he doesn’t understand why his brothers are laughing so damn much

“I’m trying to go somewhere else, but you’ve trapped my hands in your underarms. Guess I’ll stay here.”

“Very rude of you to not tell me what’s so funny!”

Hugs his sibs from behind then when they least expect it, gets surprised with fingers squeezing their sides

Tickle hugs are his speciality sorry not sorry

FIVE

Every grump deserves tickles

I don’t make the rules here

Five swears on his life he’ll murder you in his sleep if you even DARE to touch him

“Sleep with one eye open.” Yeah yeah, you kind of secretly enjoy it old man

Okay yes his knees may get him to thrash crazily when you squeeze rapidly, yet he never rolls his socks high enough or wear pants to cover them

But have you tried the top of his ribs? No? Trust me on this one

It tickles so bad he sometimes teleports somewhere around the house without realizing it

Other than that? He can’t focus enough to really teleport on command whenever he’s getting tickled to tears

He’s so giggly where there’s no point to even threaten his siblings because they won’t take him seriously

His dimples are the best part of it all

An adorable little shit tbh

His revenge game is strong though

Whatever his sibs did to him? He will do it right back but 10x worse

Mercy isn’t found in his vocabulary

Won’t stop till he’s completely satisfied, which ends up with them being breathless most of the time

He thinks doing that will get his brothers and sister to learn their lesson to not drag him into tickle fights, but he’s still gonna get wrapped up in them one way or another

BEN

Ben, this poor poor angel

Back when they were kids they targeted Ben the most of their tickle onslaughts

His reactions were too cute for anybody to handle

His smile could light up a room instantly

If you wiggle your fingers in the air directly at him? Forget about it, he’s already pleading his case for whatever he did to deserve this mean torture

Tickling Ben is something anybody would do if they get bored

Ben wasn’t exactly the happiest when Klaus kept the tradition going of tickling him out of the blue all thanks to his powers

Gentle tickles works better with him

He can’t handle it give him a break

You see, he tries to get his sibs back, he really does, but it only takes a single poke to his side and he’s crumbling

If you go for his stomach, you’re responsible for his funeral

All due to his power of the tentacles from another dimension coming out of his stomach got him to be veerrryyy sensitive around that area

VIKTOR

Viktor isn’t ticklish in most common places for people

Ears, hips, and neck would receive a good laugh from him

Place hands on his shoulders and slightly squeeze around his neck area, your fingers are getting squashed from Viktor trying to protect the spot as much as he can

He taps out in two minutes tops

Stick with gentle tickling, he prefers it more

Never getting involved with the playful fights his siblings had when they were kids, always forced to watch from afar or be sent to practice on his violin

Caused Viktor’s eyes to light up whenever he sees a tickle fight brawl out and his siblings asking for him to lend a helping hand

He accepts in a heartbeat, loving to feel so included

Five gives him a few pokes here n there as a playful retort

Klaus is Viktor’s number one tickle monster

Viktor never minds the affectionate act

He volunteers in anything if it’s to bond with his lovely siblings

More on the receiving than on the giving, because of hearing tales on how ruthless his brothers and sister can get if you tickle them long enough

If he finds a pretty bad spot? Don’t worry, secret safe with him

[ch0c0-cake]

Let Go (Part Five)

five hargreeves x gn!reader

part four

summary - after spending more time at celia and chloe’s with five, you promise to go with him and klaus on a mission to figure out the mystery of the prosthetic eye

warnings - cursing, blood/gore

- i def needed a little fluff to cope with all the angst in this series already, so this one doesn’t exactly further the plot too much

“Why do dead bodies have to smell so bad?” You whined, nudging one of the bodies with your foot and gagging at the smell.

“The smell won’t be what you’re worried about if other people find several dead bodies here.” Five stated, grimacing at the dead men on the ground. “I’m proud of you, though. Taking on these guys yourself and keeping that family safe.”

Proud. He was proud of you.

“W-Well, duh. I’m an assassin too.” You whipped away from him, face burning as his words repeated over and over in your brain. You both cleaned up and disposed of the corpses the best you could. Five handled cleaning up the blood, since blood made you a little nauseous. You could use your powers to move the corpses themselves, so it was fair.

“Why did that kid call me your prince?”

Shit. Goddamn it, Chloe.

“Huh? Oh. I think it was just…the best way for her to connect things in her mind, y’know?” You stammered out, moving your hair out of your face. “I called her a princess, she called me a knight, all that. She was scared when she heard you and when I told her it was someone not dangerous, I-I guess her mind went to prince.” That would have been enough, but your mouth kept running. “I dunno why she called you my prince, I guess that’s just a little kid’s mind running since she was scared and all-”

“Hey,” Five laid a hand on your shoulder. “I get it.” He chuckled.

“Yeah. Yeah, sorry.” You breathed out, face burning with embarrassment. Why was your heart pounding so fast?

“The place looks clean enough, wouldn’t you say?” He asked, dusting off his outfit. “Can we get out of here?”

“What? Five, I can’t just leave with no explanation.” You replied softly. “This lady’s house just got shot up, endangering her and her little kid. You can leave if you want, but I’m staying.”

Five sighed a little, debating it. “I don’t want to leave you by yourself. Not after all that’s happened. I’ll stay.”

You smiled. “Aww, does little Fivey have a heart?” You crooned, hardly being able to resist poking a little fun at him as you gently pinched his cheek.

“Quit that or I’ll slice your arm back open.” Five hissed, smacking your arm away and looking away.

You laughed and decided to stop teasing him, going back upstairs and knocking on the door to Chloe’s room. Celia opened the door after a couple seconds.

“You come to explain to me what the hell just happened downstairs?” She hissed out, jumping as Chloe ran underneath her legs in a whole new dress.

“The knight and prince have come back!” Chloe grinned, grabbing your hand and yanking you past Celia. Chloe started going on and on about her little land of make-believe where Celia was the queen, she was the princess, you were the knight, and Five was the prince. You weren’t getting out of this one.

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“Well, since my daughter stole (Y/n) away, you get to be my explanation.” Celia grabbed Five by the collar and dragged him inside.

“Hey!” Five immediately teleported out of her grip and brushed off his collar. “Look, lady, I don’t owe you any kind of explanation.” He said, trying not to startle the little girl you were conversing with.

“Oh I think you do.” She crossed her arms. “Sit.” She pointed to the bed, hardly even seeming phased by the whole teleporting thing.

“I am not sitting on-”

“Sit on the damn princess bed.” She scowled, earning an eye-roll from Five, but he did as she said and took a seat. She sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose as she sat next to him. “Look, I just want to know why a bunch of men started shooting up my damn house. I don’t need a whole life story filled with a bunch of details. My kid could have died tonight.” She murmured. “Just tell me what’s going on.”

Five sighed as well. “Alright, fine. I’ll indulge you.” He said. “My name is-”

“Five. I know that. The Umbrella Academy.” Celia shrugged like it was no biggie. “I used to be a huge fan when I was younger. Had a big crush on Allison.” She chuckled, but Five didn’t laugh.

“Uh huh. Okay. Well, if you know that much, you probably know that I went missing along with another teenager.” He gestured to you. “We time traveled using my power. We were stuck in a future for a very long time, and then this place called the Commission hired us to work as assassins for a certain amount of time. Long story short, we broke the contract and came back here, and we’re stuck in our old bodies and the Commission isn’t happy. Does that sum it up?”

Celia seemed to take a moment, crossing her arms and nodding to herself. “Okay…okay.” She said. “Well, I guess that’s exactly what I asked from you. Thanks, Five.” She redirected her attention to you and Chloe sitting by a toy chest in the room. Chloe had the biggest smile on her face, shoving a couple dolls into your hands.

“No problem.” Five said, watching as you took a tiny crown belonging to a doll and placing it on Chloe’s head. “We removed the trackers, by the way. They shouldn’t be able to find you guys again.” He added.

“Ah, that’s comforting.” She said with a dry laugh.

The two sat in a mildly uncomfortable silence, both watching (Y/n) and Chloe interact like parents watching their children at a playground.

“I feel terrible for them.” Celia suddenly spoke.

“Huh?”

“(Y/n), the poor kid. Had to go through all of what you just said, and came back to find out their caretaker is gone. Can’t imagine what that must feel like…”

“…yeah.” Five said with a frown. “How did you find out about (G/n)?”

“Oh, that? My parents were good friends with them is all. They were a great person. Loved (Y/n) to death. Never ever stopped looking for their kid, y’know? We went to check on ‘em one day and found them.” She explained, running a hand through her hair. “It seems like the both of you are pretty close, so I’m gonna tell you this.”

Five cocked an eyebrow as a way to tell her to continue.

“If you hurt a hair on their head, I don’t give a shit how much powers or training you have, I will put you six feet under.”

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“So, how did you defeat those bad men?” Chloe asked you, curiosity in her big brown eyes. She held a Barbie in her hands, going through a couple outfits for it.

“Uh…magic.” You replied. You weren’t entirely wrong! It was sort of like magic, even though you had never really thought of it like that.

“Nuh uh.” She crossed her arms.

“What? You don’t think I have magic?”

“No way! I’ll only believe it if you show me.” She stated firmly, and you chuckled softly.

“Alright then.” You hummed, and then promptly led a demonstration of your ability by lifting her doll into the air and changing her into a different dress. You laughed at the sight of Chloe’s jaw dropping and grabbing the doll.

“That’s so amazing!” She shrilled with joy, tossing her arms around you. “You’re like- a knight and a sorcerer!” She laughed. “At the same time!”

“Well, I’m sure you could be a princess and a knight if you really wanted.” You mused with a smile.

“I think I just want to be a princess!” Chloe replied with a sweet and innocent smile. “I could wear pretty dresses, eat fancy food, dance with princes too! Or maybe another princess!”

“You have a vivid imagination, Princess Chloe.” You commented. “I like it.”

“Thank you!” She giggled sweetly, before getting closer to you and whispering in your ear. “When are you and your prince getting married?”

She really does have a vivid imagination.

“Oh- we aren’t getting married, silly.” You chuckled, although you could feel your face burning.

“I thought you said he was a prince?”

“Well…he is of sorts,” you said, trying to figure out how to describe your and Five’s relationship in terms a child would understand. “We’ve known each other for quite a long time, and he’s been by my side a lot. We care for each other very, very much. But I don’t think he’d want to marry me.”

She frowned and tilted her head like a confused puppy. “Why wouldn’t he want to marry you? You’re so cool!”

“I simply don’t think he thinks of me that way, Princess Chloe.” You took a brush and carefully brushed out her strawberry blonde hair. “And that’s okay. He can still be a prince.”

“Hmm…okay.” She said, seeming to dismiss it for now as you began to calmly braid her hair. A pit of worry and guilt suddenly began to form in your stomach. Chloe had such big dreams for the future, but you knew that those dreams wouldn’t become reality. She wasn’t going to be able to meet her Prince Charming, eat fancy food, or wear beautiful dresses that aren’t cheap Disney Princess dresses. She was never going to be able to live out her wildest dreams. The cosmic injustice being done to this sweet girl was so incredibly unfair.

You had to stop this apocalypse. For Chloe’s sake if not anything else.

“Pardon me for interrupting,” Celia cleared her throat and snapped you out of your own head. “It’s probably time for Chloe to get to bed. Do you have…anywhere to stay?”

“With me.” Five stood up. “I’ll have them taken care of.”

“What? No, you can’t leave!” Chloe immediately whined. “What if the bad men come back?”

“Those guys aren’t coming back, kid.” Five clicked his tongue and put his hands in his pockets. “Don’t worry about it.”

Chloe didn’t seem too comforted. “But what if?!” She exclaimed, hugging herself with a pout.

“Look kid, nothing’s gonna happen.” Five said, his tone screaming exasperation. He definitely wanted to get the hell out. “You’re gonna be fine.”

Chloe’s bottom lip quivered and she went and crawled in bed. “Okay…” she grabbed an armful of stuffed animals and curled up.

“Excuse me, may we have a moment?” You politely requested, not bothering to wait for an answer as you took Five by the hand and pulled him out in the hall.

“Five, we have to stay.”

“What?!”

“At least one night, please?” You begged him. “I promise that’s all it’ll be.”

“Why?” He groaned, rubbing his temples before lowering his voice. “We have to stop the apocalypse, we don’t have time for this..!”

“She’s just a little girl!” You insisted.

“I know that, and if we want to save her, then we need to stop this apocalypse from happening.” He countered.

“We have time.” You reasoned. “Look, I’ll tell you what.” You took his hand in yours. “Just let me stay one night here. Then, I’ll follow you. I trust your judgement, so I’ll follow you wherever you go. I want to stop this apocalypse too, I know you know that. But we have time, and we both need to get some sleep. I don’t know about you, but I’m exhausted after kicking Commission ass.”

You could see him debating it. He hesitated, and you squeezed his hand.

“Let’s crash here. Just for tonight. Please?”

He pressed his lips together in a thin line and looked away, as if he were trying to comprehend your logic. You were definitely the more emotional one out of this little assassin duo, and Five knew that. He should have expected something like this.

“Okay, fine. But I have a couple conditions.” Five sighed, a grin spreading across your face in response.

“Yes, of course! Pray tell, Mr. Hargreeves.”

“One, you’re going with me to find who this belongs to.” He reached into his pocket and pulled out the prosthetic eye.

“I’ll do it.” You smiled. “Anything else?”

“I want a good cup of coffee in the morning.”

“As you wish.”

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not sure if you guys will find this cool, but i made a few picrews of celia and chloe as I have fallen in love with them !

[autisticbats]

i just made myself cry thinking about 5 and Dolores getting married and the Hargreeves supporting their freaky little bro and his 1/4 woman with LOVE.

there are flowers everywhere and everyone is drunk. no one knows where the flowers came from. klaus is crying. allison is best man. diego is best woman. ben steals the spotlight by wearing klaus’s dress and becoming flower ghost. he’s very pretty.

grace has no rice so they pelt them with the burnt popcorn chicken they got at walmart last week. luther surprises everyone by belting out ‘pour some sugar on me’ by def leppard. viktor sings backup.

diego’s speech turns into a heated debate about the lyrics to WAP. dolores gets tired of their shit so she and 5 break it down while singing the Totally Correct Lyrics Don’t Fucking Test Me Diego. everyone is absolutely wilding. hollering. god comes down and tells everyone to shut the fuck up because she can hear them from heaven. 30 minutes later god is breakdancing and everyone has a cowboy hat on. she’s drunk as fuck.

they wake the next morning with approximately 6 turtles and a skink just chillin in the living room. where did they come from. no one knows. they keep them. god bless you carl, dave, ariana grande, queen, fireball, tony and batman.

klaus debates marrying his stuffed sloth just so they get to do it all again.

[leossmoonn]

Hiiiii,

Can I request tvd characters reacting to the reader being egirl? Like the reader is their friend and she is and e girl, and i think for the vampires this style is very odd. Also could it be a female reader?

characters - stefan, damon, klaus, elijah, rebekah, kai, and katherine x fem!reader

includes - language, nsfw themes. me really badly describing e girl fashion 😭. some of these i imagined as the readers relationship w them being platonic or romantic, ill let yall know the difference

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stefan salvatore - platonic

okay i love stefan but tbh i don’t think he’d like your style….

AT FIRST.

it’s just different, you know?

and like i said, i love stefan but he’s a little bit basic 🌝

it just took some time for him to get used to

he isn’t used to seeing a someone with split-dyed hair, lots of eyeliner, drawn-on hearts with eyeliner, dark and layered clothes

but soon he grows to love your style and you!

you two are literally THE best friends

damon salvatore - romantic

lets be honest here

damon LOVES it

ofc in the beginning he would tease you bc you would always be dyeing your hair, wearing chokers that could puncture somebody if they got close enough to you, and long earrings that reached the floor

lol no but seriously, he always was attracted to you

he adores your style

obviously its a lot different from the other girls (quirky 🤪🤪🤪) but he likes the difference

you also look like someone who could kick ass and who is pessimistic and sarcastic and funny, and honestly, that’s his dream girl

you two definitely wear matching outfits

OMG AHH

i can imagine it now

cute couple fits!!!

he even lets you paint his nails

you find it so hot you two def stayed up all night 😏😏😏

and he loves loves loves showing you off at the mall, knowing that everyone is jealous and wants a piece of both of you

you two ALSO jam out to music in his car

you two def always get matching tattoos

he lets you do his eyeliner too!

damon with eyeliner…..

puts the dam in damon

klaus mikealson - platonic

i think klaus wouldn’t like it much either at first

but he quickly warms up to you

of course, hes just so used to seeing girls in big, period dresses or jeans and a nice blouse

but he quickly falls in love with your style

and honesty, he kinda wants your style too

i imagine him always asking you what to wear when he goes to mystic falls so he can impress caroline

i feel like he would see you as his little sister and so when you wear tight clothing and lots of make up hes like 👹👹👹👹👹

but he of course supports you no matter what

i don’t really have much to say about klaus 😭

elijah mikealson - romantic

elijah on the other hand…

your style and whole personality just intrigues him so much

like with being alive for so long, he’s def like seen literally every single different style

but this… you were new

and he was very very interested

and intimated

like he didnt realise one could be so alluring in dark clothes, chains, and different colored lipstick

he befriended you at first and you also found him very attractive

he was very charming and so different from literally everyone, he also intrigued you

its not really a question as to whether you two were the most hottest, but also surprising couple to step out

when you two walked together, elijah in his suits and combed back hair and you in your different colored hair, tattoos, and fishnet stockings

you both were quite a pair

and elijah really really loves your style and the bold, confident attitude you bring towards the table

youre not afraid to wear what you like, youre not afraid to say what you want to say, and you look fine as hell doin so

elijah even lets you dress him up one day and you had so much fun hehe

he looked like 10 years younger w his hair messy and the necklaces and the painted nails hehe

bottom line is, elijah fully supports and loves your style. its really his favourite part of you :)

rebekah mikaelson - platonic

rebekah looooves your style as well

your style is one of the reasons why she was like "yes. we have to be best friends."

she has a flair for the dramatic and she loves fashion, so of course she would love your style

unlike klaus, she has seen and even dabbled in the e-girl style

i feel like what she wore was more on the goth but like, whatever

you two definitely do your makeup for each other and pick each other's outfits

borrowing clothes does become an every day thing

you two are literally conjoined to the hip

you introduce her to music that she's never heard of (even in her 1,000 years of being alive)

you get her to wear fishnets socking, cool different coloured eyeliner, and cool hairstyles

you two are the baddest bitches in mystic falls and new orleans

kai parker - romantic

kai is all over you from the start

doesn't help the fact that he hasn't had a girlfriend in like, 20 years lolllll

but anyways, you just attract him so much

from your makeup, to your clothes, to your laugh, to your caring and strong persona, you got him wrapped around your finger 😉

he loves going shopping with you and seeing all the cute outfits you make up

he also lets you do his makeup. he is very in with the eyeliner

he likes lookin' like a bad boy, you know him lol

you two definitely fit in with each other so well

like if soulmates were a thing, you two being together would be fate!

katherine pierce - romantic

okay so katherine def saw you as competition first

she was like

“ugh she likes she so better than me? bull 🙄🙄”

but you decide to try and get around her little grudge and force her to hang out with you

she then sees how cool you are and becomes your friend!

after hanging out for a while you two develop feelings for each other, especially katherine

like homegirl has fallen haaarrrdddd

every thing about is just so perfect and not to mention, just your style and your personality tie it all in together

so she asks you out after a lil and ofc you say yes

you two def do each other's makeup

you show katherine new tips that she swore she's always known (no she never has lol)

matching outfits are definitely a thing between you two, too!

katherine just loves you so much and really just supports yo u101% 24/7 :))

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hope you liked this! :))

[nosolaceofastraightanswer]

tua ALGAMATIONS POST s2e4

sorry my posts have been lacking lately i’m sad XD but dw as long as my family doesn’t cancel netflix/sagaftra doesn’t call for a boycott i will being doing the whole rewatch and posting an stuff :]

rating: 7/10

seven out of ten homoerotic moments in the sixties. pour one out for klaus ig but as for vissy YES 🙌

explanation:

my tldr for this is basically that i liked bits of the episode, but it wasn’t cohesive and the vibes were off. this is the fourth ep in the season tho, so it’s understandable but at the same time like. skill issue ig.

the sibling banter was great this ep, i’m adding points for that

love the gay shit EXCWPT for the dave thing. don’t do fan service if it’s gonna be shitty. no one wanted that lmao. like what??? why did u go for this. it’s so random too it does not fit in klaus’s s2 arc at all PLEASE. like maybe that was the plan all along but i doubt it. points off!!

dielila def had the chemistry, and i like that they expanded more upon lila’s backstory. the handler is such a well written villain oml. points for her!!

harlan i wish you weren’t just a narrative prop. you’re my little guy fr. i wish you the best buddy. points off for shitty treatment of harlan as a character. like you don’t have us get to know this kid besides seeing him having a meltdown and then he’s In The Background sometimes like srsly?? we don’t know anything about u and viktor’s relationship excwpt hide and seek. then suddenly he’s drowning like come on idefk anything about his personality

i wonder if i should start putting the ratings above the cut, lmao. maybe i’ll try it tmrw.

[armandyke]

Re: Klave wedding...Dave had probably accepted long ago that he would never have an actual wedding and that even if he could have an unofficial one, he definitely couldn't tell his family about it. But then he comes to 2019 and he actually gets to have a wedding and all the siblings are so excited. Viktor offers to get some people from his orchestra to play at the ceremony. Allison uses her mega-super-star connections to get them the best florist and caterer and stuff. Sloane helps them make centerpieces for the tables (Remember those little jar things she made? Or how she made her own wedding dress? She's def a craft person). All the bros (except Klaus obviously) insist on going with Dave to help him pick out a tuxedo. And they're all bickering about what color to get and what cut looks best and what shoes to wear and Dave is just beaming the whole time.

it’s what he deserves

[supernutellastuff]

Ok so I’m in early season 4. I’ve always really liked Bonnie, but she never gets anything to do and when she does it’s always just “here’s a random guy for you to have a relationship with and that will be your story for a while” (her and Jeremy 🤮) and it’s never interesting (although I wouldn’t mind if they went anywhere at all with her and Damon tbh).

I also very much like Damon, by far the better brother. I really don’t care about anything Elena-related anymore and I think it’s mostly because they’ve played everything out with her several times through already. Also sorry to Nina Dobrev but she’s not a great actor and I’ve kinda had it with the character by now. The less said about Stefan the better. Jeremy and Tyler too.

Now that I’m several seasons in though it really is feeling like they’re stretching for content. The world and season threats got too big and they have no idea how to stop the power creep so they just keep adding stuff that totally breaks established lore. One of the things I love about Caroline is how well she grounded the story (sure she’s a vampire but she’s also still really into regular high school drama and trying to be a normal person still).

(Also sorry for sending anon before. I didn’t realize I’d clicked that until it had sent)

Hello!! It's been a long time since I watched the show so I apologise in advance for any inadvertent spoilers or vague plot recall.

Okay so Bonnie has legit been done the dirtiest even though she's one of the coolest characters. I like some of her plot lines where her witch roots means she's actively opposed to the vampires but she still wants to be on Elena's side, the conflict could have been interesting but it's never mined deeper. I hate her and Jeremy too and I agree that she and Damon have some legit chemistry (explored in further seasons, so you do have something to look forward to!)

Yeah Elena is annoying, and I got tired quickly about how everything was always about her. I'm not sure if I prefer Damon over Stefan, but Stelena is defs more boring. I prefer Stefan as a stand alone character or his friendship dynamic with Lexi, Caroline etc (more on this later).

I agree with you that the world building gets bigger than the writers can handle, but I really enjoyed the cure storyline in s4. I'm in the minority, but I really liked how there are all these factions with their own agendas competing to get the cure, and well, i always like it when the Originals have to team up with the Mystic Falls gang.

Talking about the Originals, I think they're the best thing the show has ever done. The casting, the acting, the group dynamics, the lore, the integration with the core tvd group... Perfection. What do you think? Who's your favourite Original?

Yes, Caroline is such a breath of fresh air in the show. I absolutely love how she's one of the few characters who actually LOVES being a vampire. I related to her even before she turned, when she was talking about being second choice "no matter how much I do, its never enough". She's thriving as a vampire as well as retaining her connection to her human side, without any of the angsty brooding that Stefan and all do. One of the reasons I love Klaroline is that Klaus is the ONLY one who recognises this, that she wants a life bigger and better than this. He accepts her as she is, and I just looove how much he changes throughout the course of knowing her, how he consistently puts her first. Sigh. I can go on and on about Klaroline. They have such epic moments, my god. What have been your favourite scenes??