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The Scheming Advisors' Group Chat

TreacherousVizier: Anybody else think the King's glass could do with a little… additives? 😈😈😈 (🍷 5) (😈 7) (👍 4)

UnfavouredSecondSon: Father seems so weak lately. Why, he might even perish from a single stumble! (😈 6) (👍 7) (👞 3)

NefariousJester: Ho-ho-ho! Tricks and games my liege might play, but for his sins he may well pay! (👍 3)

TorridTurncoat: It is such an honour to serve as His Majesty's closest friend for so many years! Why, the court is so fond of me that they would never suspect the knife in his back to be planted from my trusted palm! (😈 10) (🗡️ 9) (👍 8)

RighteousSquire: Any body else want to get up bright and early so we might protect His Holiness from the first moments of dawn? 😇😊 (👎 14) (😠 15) (🗡️ 16)

[RighteousSquire has been kicked]

BackstabBot: @RighteousSquire has been added to List: "Guys we gotta get rid off" (👍 8)

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NOT EVERYTHING FEELS LIKE SOMETHING ELSE

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genuinely not saying this as a hater but as a mamaposting appreciator: the mamaposting doesn't have to use the "let's ____ with mama" formula. we forget that one of the original mama posts just said "my luminous mama" like you can take the mamapost anywhere. you can open your heart to all possibilities through mama. you can find whimsy in the innumerable qualities of mama

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vinyl covers commissioned by Grian for the Hermitcraft Charity Stream!

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Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

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ambiguous mental illness ❌️

my curse #MyCurse ✅️

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how write book?

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Quick shitpost before bed

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so many bands write songs about “relatable issues” that don’t resonate while the mountain goats write songs about issues no one has ever experienced before that are universal

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imagine two gnome movers carrying a giant strawberry out to a truck. whimsical scene, huh? well this was during the gnome recession. not so funny or charming any more is it

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yo mr white i think im a bi lesbian bitch

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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

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lemon outside my bus stop (??), bubblegum my stuffed giraffe listening to my brother’s tyler the creator vinyl, shake shack my beloved, trader joe’s cookies in bed, strawberry juice for lemonade i made, flowers outside the underground hallway at my school!!

@stdneyelyse @strawbes @nirby-wirby @creepy-not-crawly @waitupimalittleslower @princessofshazabah

@sealapocalyptic whoo i'm late

6 pictures without me in them

obligatory kitty. e-reader where you can't tell from the picture but it has a very cool grainy display. a quick painting i did when i crashed a workshop my friend was hosting. himemiya anthy doodle. a window at night. cool glass buildings

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anyone else can join in too!!

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david lynch // leaves of grass by walt whitman // fleabag // stephen chbosky // richard bosman // free by florence and the machine // kedi // motto by bertolt brecht // acceptance // charlotte ager

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thingy i made