#decendants 2

[magedoesstuff]

listen, i love harry as much as the next girl right? but i am done pretending that ben wasn't an absolute catch, like look at this cutie

i get audrey cause if this was my boyfriend and the daughter of the woman who tried to kill my mother stole him from me by giving him a love potion i'd be bitter and angry too. anyway, this is my official coming out as a ben girlie.

[booksandmemes]

IT'S GOING DOWN BE LIKE:

[junotonium]

guys i tried 2 draw somefin diffurent from my own style, how'd i do 😋

[thedeadtravelfast]

Glûg: So you want us to dam the river and then walk through the mud to attack Eregion, Lord-father?

Adar: Yeah, I mean what's the worst that could happen?

The Worst:

[elibethqueen]

They’re my little blorbos <3

[therottingwriter]

Everything is connected to Lab Rats

[exiledjedi1]

"I never needed to beat you, I only had to let you think you were invincible."

Here's Satele Shan for you all. I love her character so much and she reminds me of a more mature version of Bastila.

[j1992hutch]

absolutely nothing can ruin my mood when im dancing my heart out to childrens movie soundtracks while singing along with a hairbrush microphone

[gay-starboy-emo]

'You can find me in the space between, you'll never be alone!!'

[henry-the-queer-artist]

Say what you want about Descendants as a franchise, but Rotten to the Core still slaps

[spookberry]

Rating how likely Ash's companions are to date him

Starting from the beginning

Misty 5/10 I think theyd date for like a month straight except Ash would not realize any of their excursions were dates nor would he know they are dating. He'd only find out via her kissing him after like the 5th date and then there'd be this big embarrassing revelation, and the two would immediately choose to pretend none of this had ever happened.

Brock 0/10 he is a whole 5 years older and strictly into women

Tracey 0/10 approximately 5 years older than Ash and therefore he'd never consider it but i do think hes bisexual and i just need to put that out there.

May 0/10 they are SO siblings core you cannot convince me otherwise. I will fight you if you say otherwise.

Max 2/10 Max would have one of those cute younger kid crushes on Ash if not for the fact that Max is too smart for that

Dawn 7/10 its very obvious to everyone around them that they are dating and actively so. But both of them think this is normal friend behavior. But eventually Dawn realizes shes just been using him cuz of her own comphet and shes actually a lesbian. He didnt even notice tho so honestly its fine. They have a conversation about it and the phrase "no need to worry" gets used no less than 3 times

Iris -12/10 the mere idea of going on a date with Ash would make her vomit

Cilan 0/10 hes even older than brock

Serena 4/10 like she obvi has that crush on him so she wants to date him. However I think she'd be way more clear in asking him out. And would probs not count any potentially datelike excursions as dating cuz she wants him to be 100% aware and into her too. Unfortunately for her this will never happen cuz hes gay.

Clemont 10/10 Ash had a huge crush on him and Clemont enjoys the attention

Bonnie -5/10 i think she would also be sick at the idea of dating Ash, regardless of age

I actually havent seen most of the alola stuff but imo they are all very found family no one would date ash

Goh 9/10 he is literally in love with ash

Chloe 0/10 maybe a 2 if you count all the times she undoubtedly winds up thirdwheeling ash and goh

BONUS

Verity 0/10 ash is gay and i think she'd pick up on that

Sorrel 7/10 his whole thing is he wants to be a prof and study legendaries and like lets be real that puts him Right in Ash's path and i think itd be a cute ongoing development in that timeline

[llatimeria]

Someone reblogged that dnd uquiz from me and their result was warforged druid which made me go "wait, what? aren't warforged the robot-looking guys? how can a robot be a druid??", but then i realized i know exactly how a robot can be a druid:

[walmart-miku]

I think it's time for me to reread the orv webnovel with the anime being confirmed

[thequeendesi]

*slides over request box* pst… descendant fic ideas? It’s opennnn…

[brbgensokyo]

wghats going on lill homie